1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,204 Speaker 1: seven podcasts. 3 00:00:14,604 --> 00:00:17,643 Speaker 2: Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. 4 00:00:22,844 --> 00:00:29,284 Speaker 3: Man's cutting, Real's gutting, Real Food. 5 00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:30,884 Speaker 1: It's the Johnny Real Food. 6 00:00:37,724 --> 00:00:44,723 Speaker 4: Jil Hello on the cutting room floor today. 7 00:00:44,924 --> 00:00:46,644 Speaker 1: Well, we know that Kennedy is a big name in 8 00:00:46,684 --> 00:00:51,443 Speaker 1: American politics. There's a Louisiana representative as a Republican Senator, 9 00:00:51,564 --> 00:00:53,964 Speaker 1: John Kennedy. And he's not a member of the Kennedy family, 10 00:00:55,124 --> 00:00:58,444 Speaker 1: but he recently has gone a little viral. He was 11 00:00:58,524 --> 00:01:01,644 Speaker 1: part of a Senate hearing and he stood next to 12 00:01:02,364 --> 00:01:05,363 Speaker 1: an image. You know that scene in Alien where the 13 00:01:05,404 --> 00:01:07,363 Speaker 1: alien bursts out of his chest of. 14 00:01:07,364 --> 00:01:09,684 Speaker 2: John Hurst chat hurts, yes. 15 00:01:09,524 --> 00:01:12,604 Speaker 1: And it's sort of this gooby kind of thing, like 16 00:01:12,684 --> 00:01:15,484 Speaker 1: it's like a dolphin fetus but jaws and manky. 17 00:01:15,644 --> 00:01:17,003 Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks rank, looks rank. 18 00:01:17,404 --> 00:01:19,804 Speaker 1: Well, he stood next to a big, a big picture 19 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:23,084 Speaker 1: of one of those and this is what he said. 20 00:01:23,164 --> 00:01:26,324 Speaker 5: It'll kill you even if it doesn't turn you into 21 00:01:26,364 --> 00:01:30,283 Speaker 5: the alien. If you eat this stuff or what I guarantee, 22 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,724 Speaker 5: you'll grow an extra year. 23 00:01:31,844 --> 00:01:34,324 Speaker 1: You'll grow an extra ear. Kind it doesn't kill you 24 00:01:34,484 --> 00:01:36,484 Speaker 1: or turn you into the alien. From Alien to be 25 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,644 Speaker 1: kind of handy three is Well, he's saying that it's 26 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:42,484 Speaker 1: it's riddled with a particular. 27 00:01:42,084 --> 00:01:44,404 Speaker 2: Isotope assum one seven. 28 00:01:44,524 --> 00:01:46,964 Speaker 1: Well, it's your favorite, I know, or cessium as we 29 00:01:47,004 --> 00:01:49,484 Speaker 1: say in Australia. This one is the one that is 30 00:01:49,564 --> 00:01:53,884 Speaker 1: used in cancer treatments. It traces you know, isotopes and research. 31 00:01:54,284 --> 00:01:56,804 Speaker 1: It is a very dangerous contaminant. 32 00:01:57,364 --> 00:01:58,084 Speaker 2: It's not good for you. 33 00:01:58,164 --> 00:01:58,204 Speaker 5: No. 34 00:01:58,444 --> 00:02:02,604 Speaker 1: But the FDA apparently though, said that the amount detected 35 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:05,724 Speaker 1: in the shipment that he's talking about was below the 36 00:02:05,804 --> 00:02:08,724 Speaker 1: amount that they would interfere. That the level of inter 37 00:02:08,924 --> 00:02:10,084 Speaker 1: mentioned what you require. 38 00:02:09,844 --> 00:02:11,004 Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of products. 39 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:14,564 Speaker 4: I think marine products, see creatures and stuff actually have 40 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,484 Speaker 4: a level of cessium in there. 41 00:02:16,764 --> 00:02:18,323 Speaker 1: Oh really, I believe it. 42 00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:22,004 Speaker 4: I think I've heard of this before because we import 43 00:02:22,124 --> 00:02:25,603 Speaker 4: a lot of frozen seafood from Indonesia. I don't know why, 44 00:02:25,644 --> 00:02:28,124 Speaker 4: because we have our own that we should be doing. 45 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,204 Speaker 2: And this is purely what they're doing in America. 46 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,923 Speaker 4: It's by American and they've got a big shrimp industry 47 00:02:32,964 --> 00:02:34,084 Speaker 4: over there in America. 48 00:02:34,163 --> 00:02:35,964 Speaker 2: Probably means you'll have to pay a bit more. But 49 00:02:36,204 --> 00:02:38,564 Speaker 2: unless you want cessium, well unless. 50 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,443 Speaker 1: You want to turn into an alien it's an extreme 51 00:02:40,844 --> 00:02:44,683 Speaker 1: example of the very that you'll die, or you'll look 52 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:46,404 Speaker 1: like this alien that's come out of the chair, but. 53 00:02:46,404 --> 00:02:48,484 Speaker 2: He's got a giant picture of an alien. 54 00:02:48,524 --> 00:02:51,564 Speaker 1: Or you will at very least grow an extra ear. 55 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:54,284 Speaker 4: I would like an extra ear because you're always claiming 56 00:02:54,324 --> 00:02:55,484 Speaker 4: I don't listen to a word. 57 00:02:56,004 --> 00:02:56,284 Speaker 1: True. 58 00:02:56,324 --> 00:02:59,564 Speaker 4: So I'm gonna have the Amanda ear just always listening 59 00:02:59,603 --> 00:03:02,804 Speaker 4: to you, just on my forehead. I'll point this out there. 60 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:05,163 Speaker 4: When I was listening to that, there was something that 61 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:06,643 Speaker 4: I don't know if you noticed it. 62 00:03:06,684 --> 00:03:07,203 Speaker 1: What was it? 63 00:03:07,244 --> 00:03:08,924 Speaker 2: But did he cut one in the middle of this? 64 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:13,964 Speaker 5: In late August, the FDA found that role. 65 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:19,724 Speaker 1: I think leathers seat. It's my new game show. 66 00:03:23,363 --> 00:03:28,883 Speaker 3: Everybody, it's time for Chelsey and the Massas. 67 00:03:28,564 --> 00:03:31,964 Speaker 2: Put room for on the cutting room floor today. 68 00:03:32,084 --> 00:03:33,764 Speaker 1: I don't like banging on about it too much, but 69 00:03:33,803 --> 00:03:36,444 Speaker 1: you and I have been in the Guinness World Record 70 00:03:36,444 --> 00:03:37,044 Speaker 1: Book twice. 71 00:03:37,244 --> 00:03:38,644 Speaker 2: I think that's worthy of a bang on. 72 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,124 Speaker 1: Well. Yes, the first time we did the world's longest 73 00:03:41,244 --> 00:03:44,324 Speaker 1: radio broadcast underwater yep, three and a half hours, YEP. 74 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:47,804 Speaker 1: Second time we did the world's biggest young char. 75 00:03:48,244 --> 00:03:51,644 Speaker 4: Yeah, there was the most people eating young jar simultaneously 76 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:52,403 Speaker 4: at one. 77 00:03:52,204 --> 00:03:55,844 Speaker 1: Time, simultaneously at one time. That's how they woulded it 78 00:03:55,884 --> 00:03:58,444 Speaker 1: in the Guinness World Record Book. Yep, what about this woman? 79 00:03:58,444 --> 00:04:00,524 Speaker 1: What a champion? She's a Kiwi mum. Her name is 80 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:03,004 Speaker 1: Gabriel Wall. And the reason I wreck I say that 81 00:04:03,044 --> 00:04:04,484 Speaker 1: she's a mum because you don't always want to be 82 00:04:04,524 --> 00:04:06,924 Speaker 1: defined by being a mum. But I reckon if she's 83 00:04:06,924 --> 00:04:10,484 Speaker 1: a mum, this would have helped her. She has broken 84 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:14,284 Speaker 1: a world record the fastest one hundred meters barefoot on 85 00:04:14,324 --> 00:04:18,484 Speaker 1: a bed of a lego. Ooh, yep, there were It 86 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:22,003 Speaker 1: was twenty four point seventy five seconds for one hundred meters. 87 00:04:22,004 --> 00:04:23,924 Speaker 1: I couldn't even do that if I was just running normally. 88 00:04:24,444 --> 00:04:28,164 Speaker 1: The track was made of three hundred kilograms of lego 89 00:04:28,324 --> 00:04:32,204 Speaker 1: that had been donated, and she said, interestingly, she's ticked 90 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:35,964 Speaker 1: this item off the bucket list. I don't know whose bucket. 91 00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:37,804 Speaker 2: Yeah, which bucket list would that be? 92 00:04:38,084 --> 00:04:40,244 Speaker 4: I could think of my more pleasurable things to put 93 00:04:40,244 --> 00:04:43,164 Speaker 4: in my bucket? Yeah, not lego, certainly. 94 00:04:43,364 --> 00:04:46,884 Speaker 1: No. I mean it is, as we all know, standing 95 00:04:46,884 --> 00:04:48,964 Speaker 1: on a piece of lego, to be in the middle 96 00:04:48,964 --> 00:04:52,444 Speaker 1: of the night when you're not expecting it incredibly painful. 97 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:55,684 Speaker 4: Not as painful as when you kick your toe on 98 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:58,044 Speaker 4: the corner of something and your bare footage. 99 00:04:58,084 --> 00:04:59,844 Speaker 1: Well, is that your bucket list? To win a gold 100 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,844 Speaker 1: medalw record for that? 101 00:05:02,564 --> 00:05:05,123 Speaker 2: Running and kicking my toe on furniture around the house. 102 00:05:05,164 --> 00:05:10,244 Speaker 1: What about the toe bar shin smashing championships, paper cut championship? 103 00:05:10,564 --> 00:05:13,644 Speaker 1: All about this one? Taking a kid to a birthday 104 00:05:13,644 --> 00:05:16,604 Speaker 1: party in a bowling alley while you've got a hangover championship? 105 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:20,164 Speaker 1: That world record if you had to spend twenty hours 106 00:05:20,804 --> 00:05:23,604 Speaker 1: in a bowling alley while there was kids party after 107 00:05:23,684 --> 00:05:25,564 Speaker 1: kids party, you've got a constant hangover. 108 00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:27,484 Speaker 4: I'm just going to come out and say it. Bowling, 109 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:30,164 Speaker 4: what's the point? You go along and it looks good, 110 00:05:30,524 --> 00:05:32,604 Speaker 4: and you go, ya'll give that a crack, You throw 111 00:05:32,644 --> 00:05:34,764 Speaker 4: two balls and then you say that's it for me. 112 00:05:34,844 --> 00:05:37,364 Speaker 1: Over it And you're wearing someone else's shoes. 113 00:05:37,044 --> 00:05:39,964 Speaker 4: And the sound that clattery sound, and as you said, 114 00:05:40,164 --> 00:05:44,324 Speaker 4: the shrill noise of kids you afore mentioned hangover, it's 115 00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:44,764 Speaker 4: all there. 116 00:05:44,924 --> 00:05:47,724 Speaker 1: It's all there. What about when I was younger, it 117 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,604 Speaker 1: was sort of a dating ritual. I never did it, 118 00:05:49,964 --> 00:05:52,884 Speaker 1: but you know that's where you it was a sanctioned 119 00:05:52,924 --> 00:05:55,404 Speaker 1: safe place to go dating, to take a girl out, 120 00:05:55,644 --> 00:05:57,764 Speaker 1: just to go the bowling alley instead. I think my 121 00:05:57,884 --> 00:06:01,324 Speaker 1: very first date ever it was at miniput Pa Poppa golf. 122 00:06:01,604 --> 00:06:04,524 Speaker 1: I can't stand Mini putt pup then all now, yeah, I. 123 00:06:04,444 --> 00:06:06,724 Speaker 2: Could live a pop back off. I think bowling. 124 00:06:07,004 --> 00:06:09,044 Speaker 4: I do have a fun memory of my mate Cash, say, 125 00:06:09,044 --> 00:06:10,444 Speaker 4: you know the story of Cassa. 126 00:06:10,564 --> 00:06:14,404 Speaker 2: He was always you know the time that. 127 00:06:14,444 --> 00:06:17,924 Speaker 1: He messed up the floor. He was that bowling. 128 00:06:18,324 --> 00:06:21,404 Speaker 4: No, no, no, he there was always chaos that comes 129 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:25,684 Speaker 4: with Cassa. Just to preface this, there was the time 130 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:28,604 Speaker 4: we went to seven eleven and he goes, I'm so hungry. 131 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:33,444 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so hungry. We went to seven Engs. 132 00:06:34,404 --> 00:06:36,084 Speaker 4: But then we got in there and he said, I've 133 00:06:36,084 --> 00:06:38,604 Speaker 4: got to go into a poo and there was no 134 00:06:38,684 --> 00:06:40,524 Speaker 4: toilet in the seven eleven. He went to the service 135 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:43,084 Speaker 4: station across the road and the guy wouldn't let him use. 136 00:06:43,004 --> 00:06:48,084 Speaker 1: The toilet because. 137 00:06:46,284 --> 00:06:49,044 Speaker 2: He had bought fuel. And I thought, usually when you 138 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:49,564 Speaker 2: say to a. 139 00:06:49,524 --> 00:06:53,164 Speaker 4: Service station attended, come on, mate, I'm going to crap 140 00:06:53,244 --> 00:06:57,884 Speaker 4: me pants. And so anyway, Cassa went behind the seven eleven. 141 00:06:57,644 --> 00:06:59,764 Speaker 1: To do a number two I don't want to hear 142 00:06:59,804 --> 00:07:00,444 Speaker 1: anymore of this. 143 00:07:00,644 --> 00:07:03,844 Speaker 4: And then he walked it back into the shop and 144 00:07:03,884 --> 00:07:05,404 Speaker 4: the shop keeper said, you boys are. 145 00:07:05,644 --> 00:07:07,844 Speaker 1: Not even not even to the to the servo that 146 00:07:07,924 --> 00:07:10,204 Speaker 1: may have deserved it, because didn't let him in to 147 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:11,404 Speaker 1: the shop across. 148 00:07:11,084 --> 00:07:13,004 Speaker 2: The road for seven eleven. 149 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:14,884 Speaker 1: He's got to do with bowling. 150 00:07:15,004 --> 00:07:17,324 Speaker 4: Well, okay, sorry, in bowling Ali and there's some girls, 151 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:20,724 Speaker 4: and Cassia was showing these shoes. 152 00:07:22,604 --> 00:07:24,484 Speaker 1: You don't want to borrow anyone else's shoes are bowling. 153 00:07:25,604 --> 00:07:27,084 Speaker 2: Yes, I know what you're saying. 154 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:30,764 Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got to get this back on focus. So 155 00:07:30,964 --> 00:07:33,244 Speaker 4: he was standing there and he said, look, oh shay, 156 00:07:33,324 --> 00:07:34,364 Speaker 4: hey to bowl girls. 157 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:36,204 Speaker 2: I used to be a great bowler when I was 158 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:36,844 Speaker 2: in Singapore. 159 00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:39,764 Speaker 4: Casser had come back from Singapore before his parents were 160 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:41,444 Speaker 4: working over there for two years. 161 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:42,644 Speaker 2: But that was his thing. 162 00:07:42,924 --> 00:07:45,044 Speaker 4: I learned to do this while I was in Singapol, 163 00:07:45,204 --> 00:07:46,964 Speaker 4: because the beauty of being an expat when you go 164 00:07:47,004 --> 00:07:49,004 Speaker 4: up to another country, you come back, no one knows 165 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:49,964 Speaker 4: what you did over there. 166 00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:51,644 Speaker 2: So Cassa's thing was. 167 00:07:51,564 --> 00:07:54,284 Speaker 4: Always like I learned how to ride motorbikes in Singapore 168 00:07:54,364 --> 00:07:55,964 Speaker 4: and then you get on a motorbike and run into 169 00:07:55,964 --> 00:07:56,364 Speaker 4: a wall. 170 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,484 Speaker 2: So I learned how to bowl in Singapore. 171 00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:00,964 Speaker 4: So you get this girl standing there and he goes, ohay, 172 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:06,244 Speaker 4: how it's done, gets the ball, throws it and slips 173 00:08:06,284 --> 00:08:10,084 Speaker 4: over it, goes into the air into the next alley 174 00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:13,124 Speaker 4: and rolls down and just goes into the gutter and 175 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:15,484 Speaker 4: he falls on his back and cooks his head. 176 00:08:15,924 --> 00:08:18,484 Speaker 1: And with the girls impressed, it was just you couldn't. 177 00:08:19,284 --> 00:08:20,484 Speaker 1: I'll show you how to do it. 178 00:08:20,524 --> 00:08:23,404 Speaker 2: And the guy that owned the bowling alley there the attended. 179 00:08:23,524 --> 00:08:24,404 Speaker 2: I don't if he owned it. 180 00:08:24,324 --> 00:08:25,684 Speaker 1: He was because he would have dented it. 181 00:08:25,804 --> 00:08:28,084 Speaker 2: He looked, he went, what the hell you kind of 182 00:08:28,244 --> 00:08:28,684 Speaker 2: planned that? 183 00:08:28,804 --> 00:08:29,044 Speaker 1: Mate? 184 00:08:29,244 --> 00:08:30,124 Speaker 2: How did you do that? 185 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,404 Speaker 1: Try and do it again? 186 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,003 Speaker 2: And everyone just went quiet. 187 00:08:33,004 --> 00:08:34,123 Speaker 1: That's how they bowl in Singapore. 188 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:38,924 Speaker 2: Obviously everything was in Singapore. Casser in Singapore. 189 00:08:39,244 --> 00:08:41,843 Speaker 1: Well, he should say, he should go back all that 190 00:08:41,924 --> 00:08:44,164 Speaker 1: should be a TV show. Yeah, he goes back all 191 00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:46,804 Speaker 1: these years later to that seven eleven. 192 00:08:47,124 --> 00:08:50,724 Speaker 2: Yes, mops up and makes amends, makes amends. 193 00:08:50,804 --> 00:09:00,244 Speaker 4: Yeah, I really put me off my microwave burgers Johns. 194 00:09:00,404 --> 00:09:05,284 Speaker 2: And the man is cutting floor it's John and the 195 00:09:05,364 --> 00:09:11,564 Speaker 2: man is cutting floor is Chelsy. And the men floor 196 00:09:12,404 --> 00:09:13,884 Speaker 2: on the cutting room floor today. 197 00:09:14,044 --> 00:09:16,164 Speaker 1: I saw a story in the Washington Post that I 198 00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:19,324 Speaker 1: think is fun. I think it's fun. Oh yes, it's fun. 199 00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:19,804 Speaker 2: Good. 200 00:09:20,044 --> 00:09:25,084 Speaker 1: It's about animals escaping from zoos. And what started this 201 00:09:25,644 --> 00:09:29,124 Speaker 1: journey of research that they've done is on June eighth, 202 00:09:29,684 --> 00:09:32,764 Speaker 1: ed the zebra was dangled from a helicopter in the 203 00:09:32,804 --> 00:09:37,644 Speaker 1: Tennessee Skies, ending eight glorious days of freedom on the run. 204 00:09:37,804 --> 00:09:38,404 Speaker 2: I saw that. 205 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:42,404 Speaker 1: Yeah, so it got the people at the Washington Post 206 00:09:42,804 --> 00:09:46,404 Speaker 1: wondering how many animals actually escape from zoos. And I 207 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:49,164 Speaker 1: found more than ninety different species that have weaseled out 208 00:09:49,164 --> 00:09:51,244 Speaker 1: of captivity in the past one hundred and thirty years 209 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:55,843 Speaker 1: or so, including weasels. As I say here, every animal 210 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:59,524 Speaker 1: escape story is about a prisoner breaking out, like Shawshank redemption, 211 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:03,564 Speaker 1: like you're rooting for the underdog, said the psychologist Justin Gregg. 212 00:10:03,964 --> 00:10:07,124 Speaker 1: So he theorizes that when a captive animal breaks free, 213 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:12,284 Speaker 1: something shifts in perception and they become an individual. Let's 214 00:10:12,324 --> 00:10:15,004 Speaker 1: work through some of the escapees. Shall we sure what 215 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:18,124 Speaker 1: kind of animals escape? They say? All kinds of animals escape? 216 00:10:18,204 --> 00:10:20,044 Speaker 2: Well, birds would be pretty good, wouldn't they that? 217 00:10:20,084 --> 00:10:22,244 Speaker 1: Well, the birds aren't the main escapee. 218 00:10:22,364 --> 00:10:23,644 Speaker 2: I know if you put them in an avery. 219 00:10:23,804 --> 00:10:25,044 Speaker 4: But one time I was at the zoo and I 220 00:10:25,044 --> 00:10:28,963 Speaker 4: was just watching ibers and had jumped into an animal enclosure, 221 00:10:29,444 --> 00:10:31,244 Speaker 4: wandered around. They had a bit of a peek at 222 00:10:31,244 --> 00:10:34,364 Speaker 4: the stuff, and then jumped out and flew off. 223 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:35,804 Speaker 2: It was like, you know, just. 224 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,524 Speaker 4: Mod think, well, is it most monkeys that were in 225 00:10:38,564 --> 00:10:39,764 Speaker 4: the in the enclosure? 226 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:44,204 Speaker 1: Well one of monkeys, because they are primates. Are they primates? Yes, 227 00:10:44,404 --> 00:10:48,444 Speaker 1: have a sense of their imprisonment or not, whether they 228 00:10:48,484 --> 00:10:49,804 Speaker 1: just go this is what it is today and this 229 00:10:49,844 --> 00:10:51,644 Speaker 1: is where I eat and I'm safe and I'm comfied. 230 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,684 Speaker 4: Well, you do wonder about that. Maybe it's a privilege 231 00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:57,484 Speaker 4: to live in a zoo. You're not getting hunted by 232 00:10:57,564 --> 00:11:00,764 Speaker 4: other predators. 233 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:02,004 Speaker 1: Regular food, regular sexual intercourse. 234 00:11:02,524 --> 00:11:04,524 Speaker 2: Exactly. I might sign up. 235 00:11:04,524 --> 00:11:06,804 Speaker 1: Things to throw your fecal matter at people. 236 00:11:06,844 --> 00:11:08,804 Speaker 2: Just come bas go okay, how he comes? The two 237 00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:10,364 Speaker 2: group make like. 238 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:15,083 Speaker 1: Hashmi to something, draw me like one of your French girls. Well, 239 00:11:15,164 --> 00:11:18,164 Speaker 1: the primates seem to be the biggest group of escapees. 240 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:21,364 Speaker 2: Monkeys definitely feelines, and. 241 00:11:21,324 --> 00:11:23,804 Speaker 1: That's disturbing because they don't have domestic cats in zoos, 242 00:11:23,844 --> 00:11:27,284 Speaker 1: so they'd be scary cats. I'd imagine tigers, lions, it 243 00:11:27,324 --> 00:11:30,124 Speaker 1: says he Bovines are also who has cows in a 244 00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:36,484 Speaker 1: zoo or maybe buffalo and things. Birds make up a 245 00:11:36,524 --> 00:11:39,723 Speaker 1: smaller percentage than you would imagine, and only three fish 246 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:42,324 Speaker 1: have escape. But let me talk you through some of the. 247 00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:44,164 Speaker 2: Some of the get very far. 248 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:44,924 Speaker 4: Well. 249 00:11:44,964 --> 00:11:47,484 Speaker 1: I'll tell you some of the stories. About one in 250 00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:50,884 Speaker 1: five escapes from the data that the Washington Post has found, 251 00:11:51,204 --> 00:11:54,644 Speaker 1: were never recaptured, a few were presumed dead, most of 252 00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:57,884 Speaker 1: thought or known still to be thriving. 253 00:11:57,644 --> 00:12:00,684 Speaker 2: Out there on the living the life. 254 00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:06,524 Speaker 1: The animals that get the furthest The pink flamingo really 255 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:08,284 Speaker 1: tell you where they've gone. They've ended up in all 256 00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:14,684 Speaker 1: kinds of of One of the pink flamingos regularly showed 257 00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:19,004 Speaker 1: up in Texas, and another one made its way to Minnesota. 258 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,244 Speaker 1: This is from a zoo in Kansas, so that's a 259 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:25,963 Speaker 1: long way. Let's have a look at some of the 260 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:31,804 Speaker 1: other things here, my mum. In nineteen fifty eight, Cyril 261 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:36,244 Speaker 1: the Sea Lion swam over one hundred miles from his 262 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:40,724 Speaker 1: Canadian theme park to Ohio. His name was and Ferb 263 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:44,884 Speaker 1: the tortoise was gone for two months in Oklahoma last year. 264 00:12:45,324 --> 00:12:48,644 Speaker 1: He was finally found about one hundred feet from his home. 265 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,404 Speaker 2: Well, Ferb's got his own home as well. He's got 266 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:52,804 Speaker 2: his shell. 267 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:56,244 Speaker 1: He's got his shell. He could bed down for the 268 00:12:56,324 --> 00:12:57,364 Speaker 1: night anyway. 269 00:12:57,364 --> 00:13:00,164 Speaker 4: It's like a gray headed nomad, so not a very 270 00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:00,724 Speaker 4: quick one. 271 00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:03,884 Speaker 1: The zebra, as we escape, as we said before, has 272 00:13:04,004 --> 00:13:06,484 Speaker 1: escaped in Tennessee. Lots of kids have gone crazy about that. 273 00:13:07,164 --> 00:13:11,524 Speaker 1: Ken and orangutang currently repeatedly got out and strolled around 274 00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:14,484 Speaker 1: San Diego Zoo in the eighties, strolled around, strolled around, 275 00:13:14,484 --> 00:13:15,564 Speaker 1: stealing people's cigars. 276 00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:17,324 Speaker 2: Yeah, having a look at it inside the case you 277 00:13:17,324 --> 00:13:18,404 Speaker 2: are going to be in there. 278 00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:22,963 Speaker 1: Britain's Brown Bears Mission Lucy escaped their enclosure and went 279 00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:27,244 Speaker 1: to the food store and stole a week's worth of honey. 280 00:13:27,964 --> 00:13:34,004 Speaker 1: Phil one hundred one thousand pound water buffalo escaped Slaughter 281 00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:36,524 Speaker 1: last year and for days showed up on trails and 282 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:38,764 Speaker 1: doorbell cams in Ohio. 283 00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:40,644 Speaker 2: So got to have an abatar? 284 00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:45,444 Speaker 1: No, I think, oh maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah. 285 00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:47,524 Speaker 2: I'd rather be you've got reason to break out of 286 00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:48,164 Speaker 2: an abatar. 287 00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:50,684 Speaker 1: What about this one? She she a runaway chimp in 288 00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:53,124 Speaker 1: the Ukraine became an instant star in twenty twenty two 289 00:13:53,444 --> 00:13:55,564 Speaker 1: thanks to a video of zookeepers bringing her back on 290 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:56,204 Speaker 1: a bicycle. 291 00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:58,844 Speaker 4: She put a chimp on a bike, And that's just 292 00:13:59,124 --> 00:14:00,444 Speaker 4: that's comedy right there. 293 00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:03,004 Speaker 1: Right there. Didn't you have a pet turtle? 294 00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:04,364 Speaker 2: Total turtle? What's it? 295 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,684 Speaker 1: Instant of total on turtise? One lives in the water, 296 00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:07,004 Speaker 1: it doesn't. 297 00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:10,684 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this was all And how did it go? 298 00:14:11,444 --> 00:14:13,364 Speaker 2: I forgot what his name, Herb, but I think his name. 299 00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:15,524 Speaker 1: Was Herb Herbal. And how did he disappear? 300 00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,044 Speaker 2: He just ran away? 301 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:18,644 Speaker 5: Uh. 302 00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:22,484 Speaker 4: Dad drooled a hole in his shell at the edge, 303 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,204 Speaker 4: and it was supposed to have a little string on 304 00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,924 Speaker 4: it would keep him near his little water water dish, 305 00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:29,964 Speaker 4: which was just an upturned frisbee, So it wasn't a 306 00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:30,644 Speaker 4: lot of water. 307 00:14:31,484 --> 00:14:32,964 Speaker 2: We didn't know much about turtles back. 308 00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:34,244 Speaker 1: And then how did he break the string? 309 00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:36,844 Speaker 4: It wasn't a strong bit of string because he didn't 310 00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:38,524 Speaker 4: use a big drill bit, so it was only a 311 00:14:38,564 --> 00:14:39,684 Speaker 4: thin bit of strength. 312 00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:40,844 Speaker 1: A bit of strength in the turtle. 313 00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:45,124 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and he ran away or he got munch 314 00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:46,724 Speaker 4: by a German shep, but I don't know. 315 00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:50,004 Speaker 2: I think Dad might have been candy coating the story and. 316 00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:52,644 Speaker 1: The German shepherd bite through that shelly. 317 00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:55,004 Speaker 4: Him, flip him over a month straight into that soft underbelly. 318 00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:56,124 Speaker 1: It sounds like you had to go. 319 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:02,164 Speaker 2: You had turtle soup predent. Have you been eating your 320 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:07,284 Speaker 2: pet again? You don't do that. 321 00:15:07,484 --> 00:15:14,764 Speaker 1: Don't do that, especially Miss Joan was waiting for it. 322 00:15:13,004 --> 00:15:16,284 Speaker 2: And a man's room for yeah, yeah, yeah. On the 323 00:15:16,324 --> 00:15:17,484 Speaker 2: cutting room floor today. 324 00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:21,604 Speaker 1: We've spoken on the show before about driveway time. This 325 00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:25,084 Speaker 1: is something women, I think predominantly do when you get 326 00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:27,644 Speaker 1: home from work, or you get home from wherever, and 327 00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:31,564 Speaker 1: you sit in your car and just kind of debrief. 328 00:15:31,684 --> 00:15:35,724 Speaker 1: You might do wordle, you might just scroll through your phone. 329 00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:37,804 Speaker 2: You might rip a big one out, you could. 330 00:15:37,684 --> 00:15:40,444 Speaker 1: Rip a giant one out. You just need to transition 331 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,684 Speaker 1: between where you've been. 332 00:15:41,844 --> 00:15:44,364 Speaker 2: You might even transition into a take. 333 00:15:44,284 --> 00:15:47,684 Speaker 1: A deep breath before going inside the house where another 334 00:15:47,764 --> 00:15:49,524 Speaker 1: form of chaos may ensue. 335 00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:51,804 Speaker 2: Actually, if you transition into a man, you go straight 336 00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:52,484 Speaker 2: into the toilet. 337 00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:54,484 Speaker 1: Or this is the story I was reading this that 338 00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:59,284 Speaker 1: women have driveway time. Men apparently hide in the bathroom 339 00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:02,844 Speaker 1: seven hours every year, not just in one hit, to 340 00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:04,564 Speaker 1: have some peace and quiet. Do you do that? Do 341 00:16:04,604 --> 00:16:07,964 Speaker 1: you retreat to the toilet or the bathroom or do 342 00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:09,724 Speaker 1: you have you have a shared this is where you 343 00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:10,404 Speaker 1: do it? Probably? 344 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:13,284 Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the toilet you go and they are 345 00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,124 Speaker 2: like a good pool like the next person. 346 00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:17,324 Speaker 1: It's not about that it's high. 347 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,324 Speaker 2: But it all works. I wouldn't hide in that in 348 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:20,924 Speaker 2: the bathroom. 349 00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:22,884 Speaker 1: That's probably because you've got other places to do it. 350 00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:25,804 Speaker 1: I used to say to the kids, I've got nowhere 351 00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:28,444 Speaker 1: in the house. You know, Harley has an office, kids 352 00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:31,764 Speaker 1: have you know, play rooms and stuff, and the whole 353 00:16:31,764 --> 00:16:34,004 Speaker 1: family always thought, well, you've got the kitchen, you go, well, 354 00:16:34,004 --> 00:16:36,764 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. That's my private spot and I 355 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:37,884 Speaker 1: can just rest in there. 356 00:16:38,444 --> 00:16:40,884 Speaker 2: Andrew tape in your house? How many toilets do you 357 00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,844 Speaker 2: got too? Ah? 358 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:47,564 Speaker 1: I mean have you got six? You've got six toilets 359 00:16:47,604 --> 00:16:48,364 Speaker 1: in your house? 360 00:16:48,484 --> 00:16:48,684 Speaker 2: Six? 361 00:16:49,764 --> 00:16:50,644 Speaker 1: Tell me where they are? 362 00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,604 Speaker 2: There's run in the garage. 363 00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:54,724 Speaker 1: You've got a toilet in your garage? 364 00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:58,164 Speaker 2: Okay, how big is your garrol? 365 00:16:58,204 --> 00:17:00,044 Speaker 1: I've been in there. Why is there a toilet in there? 366 00:17:00,004 --> 00:17:02,004 Speaker 2: Because there's a toilet in there, there's an officer of 367 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:02,524 Speaker 2: a toilet. 368 00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:04,244 Speaker 4: Are you the fun. 369 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,523 Speaker 2: The funds? Didn't you mean in your. 370 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,124 Speaker 1: Garage where you pull in your bike in Helen's car. 371 00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:13,644 Speaker 2: In that little office room at the back, there's a 372 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:14,364 Speaker 2: toilet there. 373 00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:17,204 Speaker 1: Okay, there there's one. 374 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,484 Speaker 2: There, there's one there, there's one in the gazebo. You've 375 00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:21,484 Speaker 2: got a gazebo. 376 00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:24,524 Speaker 1: That's two. 377 00:17:24,804 --> 00:17:27,324 Speaker 2: That's two, and what's that two? And then there's four 378 00:17:27,324 --> 00:17:27,764 Speaker 2: in the house. 379 00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:29,964 Speaker 1: Well where are they in the house. 380 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:35,283 Speaker 4: On each of the floors of Wow? Sounds bad, doesn't it. 381 00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:36,524 Speaker 5: Wow? 382 00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:39,604 Speaker 1: So if you wanted to have some thinking time, you 383 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,244 Speaker 1: don't need to go to the toilet. You just go 384 00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:42,364 Speaker 1: to a different wing in your home. 385 00:17:42,404 --> 00:17:43,884 Speaker 2: When I grew up as a kid at a house 386 00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:48,484 Speaker 2: only had one toilet, one loop. He just wanted to 387 00:17:48,524 --> 00:17:51,444 Speaker 2: go for a bit of dad time. But because we 388 00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,323 Speaker 2: were four kids, you never had any peace. 389 00:17:54,044 --> 00:17:56,604 Speaker 4: And I remember when I bought this house, I thought, well, 390 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,404 Speaker 4: I like the amount of dunnies. 391 00:17:58,764 --> 00:18:01,644 Speaker 2: If you've got two toilets in your house, that is fine. 392 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,924 Speaker 4: One toilet terrible. Did I tell about the time we're 393 00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:08,484 Speaker 4: in Canada. We went to see my sister, she lives 394 00:18:08,484 --> 00:18:10,684 Speaker 4: in Canad. She's only got one and we went and 395 00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:13,644 Speaker 4: saw these friends, Glenn and Tracy, who are lovely and 396 00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:18,484 Speaker 4: they've got this cabin, two story cabin on Lake Shoeshwap, 397 00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:20,164 Speaker 4: beautiful spot. 398 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,523 Speaker 2: Anyway, we shot up there. 399 00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:24,164 Speaker 4: I've never met Glenn and Tracy before, by the way, 400 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,684 Speaker 4: so my sister said, you'll love these people, and so 401 00:18:26,764 --> 00:18:28,323 Speaker 4: we're staying their place. 402 00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:35,244 Speaker 2: So there's me, Helen, die Mel, the kids, Glenn and Tracy, 403 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,404 Speaker 2: so eight people. 404 00:18:37,044 --> 00:18:39,004 Speaker 4: And I've looked at this cabin and I've gone, wow, 405 00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:44,084 Speaker 4: it's a fairly sizable cabin, two stories. And Helen walks 406 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:45,684 Speaker 4: down and she said, I've just been in the louver 407 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,724 Speaker 4: and I okay, yeah, good. 408 00:18:46,844 --> 00:18:48,803 Speaker 2: So what upstairs? Loo? Downstairs? 409 00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:48,924 Speaker 3: Lou? 410 00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,763 Speaker 4: You know you get a bit of a bit of intel. 411 00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:54,484 Speaker 4: And she said, well, no, there's no Lou downstairs, and 412 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:54,924 Speaker 4: I went. 413 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:57,803 Speaker 2: Where's the other loud? She goes, well, there's this one upstairs. 414 00:18:58,164 --> 00:19:01,404 Speaker 4: There's only one toilet in the whole place, the whole 415 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,244 Speaker 4: two story cabin. And they had a garage out the 416 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,924 Speaker 4: back of sizeable garage. 417 00:19:06,484 --> 00:19:08,604 Speaker 1: Do you believe some people don't have toilets in their garage? 418 00:19:08,644 --> 00:19:11,044 Speaker 4: And there'll be a duney in there as well, because 419 00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:12,644 Speaker 4: I could see it anxious. 420 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,964 Speaker 2: And then because I did a bit of a wreck, 421 00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:17,644 Speaker 2: I thought there's going to be and there wasn't. So 422 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,844 Speaker 2: then I thought, oh my god, we're here for four days. 423 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,484 Speaker 1: There is a toilet. It's not like there's no I know. 424 00:19:23,524 --> 00:19:26,684 Speaker 4: But the toilet, the main toilet of the house is 425 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:29,164 Speaker 4: in the public land, like not in the public lantern, 426 00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:31,124 Speaker 4: but you know what I mean, there's just a corridor 427 00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:34,724 Speaker 4: toilet there and not even the toilet is separate. 428 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,604 Speaker 2: It's shower bath toilet. 429 00:19:38,404 --> 00:19:41,724 Speaker 1: It happened, And what's to challenge to make it happen? 430 00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:43,043 Speaker 2: Well, you know what, it worked. 431 00:19:43,284 --> 00:19:45,404 Speaker 4: You just have to You just have to plant it 432 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,564 Speaker 4: and clothing trace it with such lovely people for having 433 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,764 Speaker 4: us there, and they just very did. 434 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:51,084 Speaker 1: They get sick of you going to the toilet the 435 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:51,484 Speaker 1: pop plant. 436 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,884 Speaker 4: Now, I would just I would just work out everything, 437 00:19:54,164 --> 00:20:00,244 Speaker 4: the timing of everyone's, everyone's routine. If we went out 438 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,524 Speaker 4: to go and have a look at other areas, I. 439 00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:06,204 Speaker 1: Use toilet showrooms, I'd use. 440 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,844 Speaker 2: The public toilet to you know. 441 00:20:07,884 --> 00:20:11,684 Speaker 4: For number twos, I had it all worked out and 442 00:20:11,964 --> 00:20:14,684 Speaker 4: Glenn and Tracy as well had a box of matches 443 00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,924 Speaker 4: in the toilet. So if you did do a giant 444 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,964 Speaker 4: Borrington that was a bit unpalatable, you can light a 445 00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:22,884 Speaker 4: match and which I did use a couple of times, 446 00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:25,803 Speaker 4: but I did go up there. I had to do 447 00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:28,404 Speaker 4: a midnight pooh, which is never a good thing act, 448 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,523 Speaker 4: you know, but a planned midnight pool. Do you know 449 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:34,363 Speaker 4: when a midnight pooh? 450 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:38,044 Speaker 1: I can't even look at you. I think men more 451 00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:41,884 Speaker 1: than we can plan it. Women don't can't predict the timing. 452 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,283 Speaker 2: I just say this to you. 453 00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:45,884 Speaker 4: It's the middle of the night and you wake up 454 00:20:45,964 --> 00:20:48,283 Speaker 4: to go to the toilet, and you know it's not 455 00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:49,564 Speaker 4: a week, it's a number two. 456 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,484 Speaker 2: A week can manage easily, But. 457 00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:56,084 Speaker 4: With the midnight pool, it's a whole song and dance, 458 00:20:56,164 --> 00:20:56,964 Speaker 4: isn't it really? 459 00:20:57,244 --> 00:20:57,404 Speaker 2: Yeah? 460 00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,404 Speaker 4: The light comes on, I know how it would, and 461 00:21:00,444 --> 00:21:02,444 Speaker 4: then people suddenly are you okay? 462 00:21:02,924 --> 00:21:05,324 Speaker 2: Is everything okay? You know it's that sort of thing. 463 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,684 Speaker 1: There are matches in there, Brandon. 464 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:07,324 Speaker 2: What I did? 465 00:21:07,444 --> 00:21:10,364 Speaker 4: I discovered a new thing. I planned a midnight poo. 466 00:21:10,524 --> 00:21:13,244 Speaker 4: I knew that everyone was asleep. I crept around the 467 00:21:13,284 --> 00:21:18,083 Speaker 4: cabin to make sure everyone was asleep, and then I 468 00:21:18,124 --> 00:21:20,724 Speaker 4: did my business, and I was quite satisfied. 469 00:21:20,764 --> 00:21:23,884 Speaker 1: I got away. Why don't you use that strange brain 470 00:21:23,924 --> 00:21:25,924 Speaker 1: of yours for good instead of stupid? 471 00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:28,404 Speaker 2: This is good, not stupid. 472 00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:31,924 Speaker 3: Hey, hey, happy buddy, he is some more of John 473 00:21:32,004 --> 00:21:37,084 Speaker 3: Zyn and then this curtain moom floor. Hey, hey, hey body, 474 00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:40,764 Speaker 3: here is some more with johnes Amanda curtain room floor. 475 00:21:41,044 --> 00:21:44,164 Speaker 2: I say, Amanda, what's on the categroom floor today? 476 00:21:44,524 --> 00:21:47,244 Speaker 1: I've got some interesting statistics. That's not easy to say. 477 00:21:47,244 --> 00:21:51,284 Speaker 1: You try interesting statistics, rack off to run past you. 478 00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:55,523 Speaker 1: We often talk about the relationship women have with their hairdressers, 479 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,164 Speaker 1: and how they're very loyal to It's easier to leave 480 00:21:58,524 --> 00:22:01,004 Speaker 1: a romantic partner than it is to leave a hairdresser. 481 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:05,323 Speaker 1: I think, but what about this though? This is turning 482 00:22:05,364 --> 00:22:07,684 Speaker 1: all that on its head, talking about the relationship men 483 00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:09,404 Speaker 1: now have with their hair dresses. I wonder if this 484 00:22:09,444 --> 00:22:12,244 Speaker 1: is because we see all those new funky barber shops 485 00:22:12,284 --> 00:22:14,644 Speaker 1: where it's come on in and have a dram of 486 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:18,364 Speaker 1: whiskey in poke your big handlebar mustachia, Yeah, put stuff 487 00:22:18,364 --> 00:22:21,524 Speaker 1: through your hair. But a survey has revealed the three 488 00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:24,164 Speaker 1: out of four men this is an English survey, are 489 00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:26,083 Speaker 1: more loyal to their barbers than they are to their 490 00:22:26,164 --> 00:22:30,644 Speaker 1: romantic partners. I don't think this is true of you, 491 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:31,204 Speaker 1: is it? 492 00:22:31,364 --> 00:22:34,284 Speaker 4: No? I just go to whatever barber has the shortest queue. 493 00:22:34,684 --> 00:22:37,324 Speaker 4: There's a lot of those dudes a day fully secret 494 00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:39,124 Speaker 4: pro to cuts your hair and you go along there. 495 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,724 Speaker 4: If there's no queue, I'll just go straight in there 496 00:22:41,764 --> 00:22:42,524 Speaker 4: and get a haircut. 497 00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:43,644 Speaker 1: But you'll go to anywhere. 498 00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:44,843 Speaker 2: Yeah. 499 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:48,484 Speaker 4: Yeah, I am a giant slut when it comes. 500 00:22:48,164 --> 00:22:50,644 Speaker 1: To hairdress you are, so you how often do you 501 00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:52,004 Speaker 1: go back to the same one twice? 502 00:22:52,444 --> 00:22:52,924 Speaker 2: Oh yeah? 503 00:22:52,924 --> 00:22:55,724 Speaker 4: I rotate them a little bit, you know, As I 504 00:22:55,764 --> 00:22:57,604 Speaker 4: said the aforementioned no que. 505 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,924 Speaker 2: One day, I was up at tweet heads. 506 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,364 Speaker 4: He was walking through them all didn't really feel like 507 00:23:02,364 --> 00:23:04,804 Speaker 4: a haircut, and the guy was just sitting there scrawling 508 00:23:04,804 --> 00:23:05,284 Speaker 4: through his phone. 509 00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:06,444 Speaker 2: I said, you're ready for a haircut? 510 00:23:06,484 --> 00:23:07,004 Speaker 4: Made is? 511 00:23:07,044 --> 00:23:07,204 Speaker 5: Yeah? 512 00:23:07,204 --> 00:23:08,604 Speaker 2: A shop, bro And I sat down. 513 00:23:09,044 --> 00:23:10,924 Speaker 1: Cut it was a scissor shop. 514 00:23:11,364 --> 00:23:12,684 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I do. 515 00:23:12,804 --> 00:23:13,044 Speaker 4: Yeah. 516 00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:16,684 Speaker 2: My son in law what he does. He's got one 517 00:23:16,684 --> 00:23:18,964 Speaker 2: of those fade haircuts. Have you seen those? 518 00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:22,484 Speaker 1: Explain what they for those that don't, you know, it's all. 519 00:23:22,644 --> 00:23:26,164 Speaker 2: Looks like you're joining the Lebanese Army and so on 520 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:27,364 Speaker 2: the top. Yeah, a bit on the. 521 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:30,324 Speaker 1: Top gradation getting shorter and short down very. 522 00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:32,563 Speaker 4: Good anyway, that takes a lot of maintenance. So he 523 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:34,444 Speaker 4: goes back to his hairdresser. I just want to run 524 00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:36,764 Speaker 4: this past you. So he's in there and getting his haircut, 525 00:23:36,964 --> 00:23:41,323 Speaker 4: slipsism all that, and then someone starts talking to the barber. Hey, bro, 526 00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,204 Speaker 4: you know your w RX outside is about to get towed. 527 00:23:44,484 --> 00:23:46,684 Speaker 4: Do you want me to move it? And so while 528 00:23:46,964 --> 00:23:50,724 Speaker 4: the guy is talking to the barber, the barber puts 529 00:23:50,724 --> 00:23:54,564 Speaker 4: his hand on Michael's shoulder and then up to his ear. 530 00:23:54,924 --> 00:23:57,484 Speaker 2: So while he's talking to old. 531 00:23:57,284 --> 00:23:59,604 Speaker 4: Mate, he's looking away from michaels away from Michael, and 532 00:23:59,644 --> 00:24:04,563 Speaker 4: he's just playing with Michael's ear. And Michael had this 533 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,164 Speaker 4: moment of self awareness where he's looking in the mirror 534 00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:11,563 Speaker 4: at him his ear being played, and the guy's almost 535 00:24:11,564 --> 00:24:13,764 Speaker 4: in a way as if you were working on a 536 00:24:13,804 --> 00:24:16,844 Speaker 4: car or a motorbike or something like that, and you 537 00:24:16,964 --> 00:24:18,604 Speaker 4: just someone starts talking to you and you just put 538 00:24:18,644 --> 00:24:19,324 Speaker 4: your hands. 539 00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:19,684 Speaker 2: On the bonnet. 540 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,044 Speaker 1: Did it make him feel ik? 541 00:24:22,284 --> 00:24:22,524 Speaker 4: Yeah? 542 00:24:22,644 --> 00:24:24,004 Speaker 2: Hit? He hasn't been back since. 543 00:24:24,604 --> 00:24:27,884 Speaker 1: What's happened to the fade? Well, it's now a mullet. 544 00:24:28,084 --> 00:24:32,284 Speaker 2: My daughter went and cut his hair. Now. 545 00:24:33,524 --> 00:24:35,724 Speaker 4: She said to me, said, don't say anything when you 546 00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:37,924 Speaker 4: see Michael, you no worries. And he got out of 547 00:24:37,964 --> 00:24:41,803 Speaker 4: the car, Hey apro And then when he turned around, 548 00:24:42,004 --> 00:24:43,204 Speaker 4: I couldn't stop laughing. 549 00:24:43,604 --> 00:24:45,244 Speaker 2: It was like he's work a hair hat. 550 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:47,724 Speaker 1: Yeah. Remember that time I tried to cut Harley's hair 551 00:24:47,724 --> 00:24:49,044 Speaker 1: and I didn't know he's supposed to put a guard 552 00:24:49,084 --> 00:24:51,084 Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, And I texted the boys and said, 553 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:52,924 Speaker 1: say nothing. It looked like it had a lobotomy. 554 00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:54,964 Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's a lot to be done. 555 00:24:55,084 --> 00:24:58,044 Speaker 1: Hi. He still got to a hairdresser who had enormous bosoms, 556 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,724 Speaker 1: and he always would look straight into the mirror. He 557 00:25:00,764 --> 00:25:03,164 Speaker 1: knew if he's turned his head from side to side, 558 00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:05,563 Speaker 1: well it made him deaf because you know, pressed up 559 00:25:05,564 --> 00:25:07,964 Speaker 1: against his ears. Yeah, but he had to be very 560 00:25:08,004 --> 00:25:09,763 Speaker 1: careful how he moved his head. I don't know how 561 00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:13,684 Speaker 1: closely she was sitting standing behind him. He felt threatened. 562 00:25:13,964 --> 00:25:19,084 Speaker 1: He felt threatened of inappropriate any given moment. Propriety is 563 00:25:19,124 --> 00:25:19,884 Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for. 564 00:25:20,164 --> 00:25:22,244 Speaker 4: Enough hairdressers get off on that, because I had a 565 00:25:22,284 --> 00:25:27,084 Speaker 4: similar case with a lady. Not huge bosoms, but bosoms enough, 566 00:25:27,764 --> 00:25:29,884 Speaker 4: and she was cutting my hair and I did to 567 00:25:30,284 --> 00:25:32,523 Speaker 4: have one of those moments of self realization as I 568 00:25:32,524 --> 00:25:36,204 Speaker 4: looked into the mirror and she had side bosom, but 569 00:25:37,164 --> 00:25:41,284 Speaker 4: her bosom was over my face because you're standing like. 570 00:25:41,444 --> 00:25:45,004 Speaker 2: At my side doing that and then so Bosom was there. 571 00:25:45,284 --> 00:25:48,803 Speaker 4: Bosom was there, and I was looking dead ahead, didn't 572 00:25:48,844 --> 00:25:49,644 Speaker 4: know where to look. 573 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,324 Speaker 1: Did you play with your ear? 574 00:25:51,804 --> 00:25:54,604 Speaker 2: No? 575 00:25:56,084 --> 00:25:59,123 Speaker 4: Okay, kids, step it for today, come back tomorrow from 576 00:25:59,204 --> 00:26:00,164 Speaker 4: Laura Josey and. 577 00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:01,644 Speaker 1: The Man is coming. Room for It,