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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Will and Woody, it's well and

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Speaker 1: what do you hope you having a brilliant drive home.

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Speaker 2: There are two types of dads in the world, guys.

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Speaker 2: They're the daring and they're the dorky. And I think

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Speaker 2: once you're dorky, you can't go back. And I'm really worried.

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Speaker 2: What's about the fact that, as I've said a number

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Speaker 2: of times, you are sliding into the dorky doldrums. And

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Speaker 2: I really fear for you. I fear for your family.

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Speaker 2: I fear for your daughter that she's going to grow

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Speaker 2: up with a really dorky dad. Now, there's really only

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Speaker 2: two ways to exonerate yourself here. That is, change your habits,

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Speaker 2: change your look, change your ways.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, yeah, too much effort, i'd say, I agree, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Or you just do something incredibly daring, break the cycle,

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Speaker 2: bloody oath and rebirth as a cool dad.

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Speaker 1: Bloody Earth, Get ready for that rebirth. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: the birth suite of coolness. Oh not helping.

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Speaker 2: My just get to the bit mates.

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Speaker 1: So talking about it, I've had twenty four hours to

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Speaker 1: think about it. I'm just I just want to bloody

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Speaker 1: do this thing, Okay, I want to do it, and

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Speaker 1: I want to prove to you. I want to prove

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Speaker 1: to myself, want to prove to my family, want to

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Speaker 1: prove to Australia that, God damn it, the man in

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Speaker 1: the studio right now, the man you can hear in

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Speaker 1: your ears, is one hell of a cool guy.

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Speaker 3: So I've been saying.

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Speaker 1: To your all show all day, I'm going to throw

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Speaker 1: my note away because that's what a cool guy would do.

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Speaker 2: I think a cool girl would have notes, hit the.

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Speaker 3: Drink bottle away.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, well, shut up in saying to you all

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Speaker 1: day that I'm doing a performance, yes to prove that

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Speaker 1: I'm cool, when in fact.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not so much a performance, my friend. It's

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Speaker 3: not so much a performance. It's something. It's flicking my

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Speaker 3: slides off. It's something that I prepared earlier, my friend.

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Speaker 3: And I think when I show you this, there will

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Speaker 3: be no question, as I said, that I am incredibly cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm just straddling the desk here in the studio and

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Speaker 1: Will I'm just going to show you a little bit

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Speaker 1: of something.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to show you a little bit of something.

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Speaker 1: It is a tattoo. It is a tattoo on my ankle,

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Speaker 1: and the tattoo will says cool dad. Cool at the tattoo.

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Speaker 1: The tattoo says cool dad with an arrow pointing up.

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Speaker 1: Just to save any confusion that the dad I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about is me. My own tattoo points to me. I'm

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Speaker 1: the cool dad and I've got a little bit of

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Speaker 1: audio here. I asked the tattoo guy, Simon. I said

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Speaker 1: to him. I was like, mate, what an uncool person do?

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Speaker 3: This is what Simon said.

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Speaker 2: Simon theod question.

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Speaker 1: Is it possible for someone who's not cool to have

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Speaker 1: a tattoo like convert you to call?

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Speaker 3: I guess the cool conversion is.

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Speaker 2: Look at that, no dad, and I'm a cool dad.

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Speaker 2: Now a cool conversion.

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Speaker 1: Simon's words, not mine, And he's calling.

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Speaker 3: Tattoo's a cool guy.

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Speaker 1: He might have been taking a piss to get one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks off me for mine.

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Speaker 3: That's over us for a small tattoo.

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Speaker 1: But well, I was thinking that I need to prove

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Speaker 1: to my daughter that I'm a cool guy every day

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Speaker 1: for the rest of her life. She's going to see

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Speaker 1: a tattoo on my ankle saying cool dad with an

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Speaker 1: arrow pointing up. I'm gonna stress that again, arrow pointing out.

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Speaker 2: Guys, an arrow pointing up that Woody. Because I'm the

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Speaker 2: cool dad, let's just put yourself like back in remy shoes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, don't talk me out of this now because

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Speaker 1: it's permanent.

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Speaker 2: But like, let's just get around it. You if you

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Speaker 2: went to the beach with your dad and he had

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Speaker 2: a tattoo on his ankles and cool dad so much?

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Speaker 2: Can I turn it in?

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Speaker 1: This is classic mid twenties Woodie, This is a this

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Speaker 1: is wild, this is spontaneous.

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Speaker 2: I think mid when he's wood he was getting your

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Speaker 2: horse's ears on his foot. Actually, actually, you've never been cool.

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