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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. All right, So
Speaker 2: this week on the show, stories and a survey dogs
Speaker 2: versus cats. Each day this week, we're going to ask
Speaker 2: for your stories about dog or a cap and we're
Speaker 2: going to grade each call out of five. I want
Speaker 2: to know which of the two animals gives better stories,
Speaker 2: Dog or cap. I asked my daughters, but this question yesterday,
Speaker 2: because they've obviously grown up with both as pets. She
Speaker 2: doesn't believe that we're going to both daughters. Don't think
Speaker 2: we're going to get that many great stories about dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Oh she was just because I said, you know, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: How you know, we had a German shepherd of for
Speaker 2: ten years and she had put down last year. And
Speaker 2: I said to Or the other day said, you know
Speaker 2: when already talk about niche that much where she's still
Speaker 2: too patient. And also she was just like a dog.
Speaker 2: You haven't got stories that time. You know, we were
Speaker 2: down the beach and she's.
Speaker 1: Just a dog, just being a dog. Yes, Barry the
Speaker 1: cat has given us lots of stories, right, He's lived
Speaker 1: a life.
Speaker 2: So I want to know this week once and for all.
Speaker 2: Let's sense of this. Who is going to give us
Speaker 2: better stories? What do you think, Patsy, are we going
Speaker 2: to get? There must be good dog stories.
Speaker 5: Absolutely. Just look at our hound, Presley, the massive big Maremma.
Speaker 6: He's nearly fifty kilos who eats his way through domestic bliss.
Speaker 1: So he's eating outdoor table.
Speaker 5: Yes, are you ready for the list? I've made a list.
Speaker 6: He's had outdoor cushions, He's eaten an outdoor.
Speaker 5: Chair, a wicker outdoor chair. He has destroyed not one,
Speaker 5: but two.
Speaker 6: Of our outdoor heaters, to the point where we just
Speaker 6: don't it needs to be x rayed.
Speaker 1: It's like a Harvey Norman in there.
Speaker 6: It's not Jaws when you open up Jaws, number plates
Speaker 6: and car engines. And he had our original hills Hoist
Speaker 6: clothes line I got home.
Speaker 5: One day plus the washing. And he's also destroyed a
Speaker 5: gas barbecue.
Speaker 6: Wow, that is destruction, you know, epic legend, epic proportion.
Speaker 1: So these are the stories we're looking for. Thirteen fifty
Speaker 1: five twenty two Chats First Dogs it's pause versus clause,
Speaker 1: Cats verst dogs. It's a wall chats verst dogs. Give
Speaker 1: Christian a cor like it Rio very good? Did I
Speaker 1: hear right? Paus versus clause?
Speaker 2: And it is on thirteen fifty five twenty two. Now
Speaker 2: I don't need to say this to We're not going
Speaker 2: to hear any sad ones.
Speaker 1: Please, no, no, no, no sad ones.
Speaker 2: We can't hear a story that's a great story, but
Speaker 2: that animal dying in the service of the story.
Speaker 1: I just I grew up on a farm, So this
Speaker 1: going to be a lot o no happy And this
Speaker 1: week we're not doing Brewster Got Week. I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened to Chel. No, we don't want any more stories.
Speaker 1: You've only coach for the year about Brewster Goats.
Speaker 2: Stories are the heydays on that farm when he was
Speaker 2: your only and best friend, you know, just for.
Speaker 1: You, Alex, I do goat week the last week, last
Speaker 1: week of the year. We do goote thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, right, Goats versus sheeps use the same production.
Speaker 1: It's who's versus us?
Speaker 2: Oh all right linees Rember now, thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 2: Have you got a great cat story or have you
Speaker 2: got a great dog story prizes? Wow, we get your
Speaker 2: swagger on visit Swaggle dot com dot au the Too
Speaker 2: Easy Pet Store. Now Swaggle have given us for this week, okay,
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars for us to give away as we
Speaker 2: want to listeners perats, you will yallow this? Producaid Katlie
Speaker 2: now sometimes she can get quite fizzy energye slightly bouncing
Speaker 2: off the walls Friday, saying that I could just give
Speaker 2: it to one amazing story.
Speaker 1: No matter what pet.
Speaker 2: You've got a cow do, which is another fifteen hundred,
Speaker 2: By gosh, it's too much much it Yeah, so we're
Speaker 2: going to give it up whoever we want. So we've
Speaker 2: got fifteen hundred dollars to give your stories. Cats and
Speaker 2: Dogs thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.
Speaker 2: Dogs versus Cats and ongoing survey this week with your stories.
Speaker 2: Who's got the bett stories about the dog or the cat?
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: No sad stories, I like that, that's okay.
Speaker 2: No pets must be harmed during our survey this week
Speaker 2: with your stories Cats versus Dogs first, then Shanaia, good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Good morning. How are you good, I'm be.
Speaker 1: A lovely weekend. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you. So my NaN's dog kept herrash like he
Speaker 3: saved her partner's life, so he every time he sat
Speaker 3: on the couch, he kept harassing him around like his
Speaker 3: side kept nipping him, sniffing into there. And my nun
Speaker 3: she's quite superstitious, so she's like, look, i've heard it's
Speaker 3: a thing. Go to the doctors, get checked out. Turns
Speaker 3: out he had cancer and the dog was like getting
Speaker 3: into that same exact spot the cancer was, and they
Speaker 3: caught it really early and saved his life.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what a great story right off the get go.
Speaker 2: Days in kud I have heard that I can train
Speaker 2: dogs now they smell the cancer pheromone or something and
Speaker 2: they can train them to do it.
Speaker 1: Incredible.
Speaker 3: He was an incredibly clever dog. He'd pack up his
Speaker 3: own toys, put them in his little basket at the
Speaker 3: end of the day and everything.
Speaker 1: A TV show doctor dog. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm afraid his cancer but is treatable. Luckily I've
Speaker 2: detected it early. I was going to pack away my
Speaker 2: dog's tethoscope right now.
Speaker 1: This one before and nible on those pigs here.
Speaker 2: And what was the name of this dog, copass Cooper
Speaker 2: smart dog name? And listen that mean five out of
Speaker 2: five story there, I will give you two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: to spend at Swaggle dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: You're not going to get cancer detecting cat.
Speaker 2: No, well, the cat might know, but it wouldn't by
Speaker 2: just keep it to a.
Speaker 1: Superior sense of self.
Speaker 2: You're on your own son, Yes, John, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: All right, so you've got a cat story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. So I was doing a project in
Speaker 4: my backyard, beautiful sunny day, and I logged into the
Speaker 4: car auctions and five minutes into the project, I get
Speaker 4: a phone call from the auctioneer saying, I'm just confirming
Speaker 4: your bit on that hond CRV and I said, no,
Speaker 4: I haven't been on anything. I'm logged into your site.
Speaker 4: And he said, okay, so we'll just retract the offer. Anyway,
Speaker 4: another ten minutes had gone past, and I've got a
Speaker 4: prompt and I thought, well, so set me an email.
Speaker 4: So I checked the computer again and there's an invoice
Speaker 4: for twenty five dollars twenty five thousand dollars for a
Speaker 4: hundred CRV twenty twenty three, and I thought, what is
Speaker 4: going on here? So I've rang up the auction yard
Speaker 4: and I said, look, there's a big mistake. I'm on
Speaker 4: your site, but I haven't made any bids today. I'm
Speaker 4: not interested in buying any vehicles. And they said, look okay,
Speaker 4: so just log off the site and we'll we'll put
Speaker 4: the car back on the lot. Anyway, another five minutes
Speaker 4: to go on past. And just gone through my head
Speaker 4: have I been scammed? Have I been hacked? And all
Speaker 4: of a sudden I turn around and I see my
Speaker 4: son's cat walking on the keyboard of the computer and
Speaker 4: I thought, OMG. I said, so that's that's what's happened.
Speaker 4: So when my son come home from work, I said, mate,
Speaker 4: your cat's costing your fortune.
Speaker 1: That can really want that torv? And he's told me.
Speaker 4: Off, saying why did you let him outside? And I said, mate,
Speaker 4: it was a beautiful day. Then him on a security
Speaker 4: screen to come outside, not thinking that he was gonna
Speaker 4: cost me penomenally.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that be You're right, we've got a cat.
Speaker 2: He's forever just flopping down on my keyboard. I've got
Speaker 2: no idea to take up the whole house of roam around.
Speaker 2: Why are you on the keyboard, John, that is a
Speaker 2: great story. John will give you two hundred dollars to
Speaker 2: spend at Swaggle dot com DoD au.
Speaker 4: That's excellent, Thanks very much.
Speaker 2: All right, I reckon they're tired. That's a five out
Speaker 2: of five as well. They're tied at the moment. The
Speaker 2: cats and dogs. We're looking for stories about cats or
Speaker 2: dogs thirteen fifty five, twenty two or both.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Cats Versus Dogs. Which animal is going to give us
Speaker 2: the better stories? From you guys on thirteen fifty five
Speaker 2: twenty two for grabs. You have money to spend, bring
Speaker 2: in an online pet store. Visit Swaggle dot com dot au
Speaker 2: the too Easy pet store. At the moment, they're tied.
Speaker 2: We've had two great stories. But the dog detected early
Speaker 2: detection of cancer and saved somebody's life, which is incredible.
Speaker 2: And an amazing cat one a cat trying to beard
Speaker 2: for Honda CIV online.
Speaker 1: Both very dog and very cat. Yes, dog's helping, Yes,
Speaker 1: cat hurting. You really want that Honda CLV page. Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good. You have a nice weekend page?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I've got a cat story for you, all right,
Speaker 7: okay if you go. So my mother in law, she
Speaker 7: was going on a holiday and the cat was obviously
Speaker 7: watching them pack all their bags and things like this,
Speaker 7: and they left. Whilst they were gone. The cats are
Speaker 7: really ill. So they come back from the holiday thinking,
Speaker 7: oh my goodness, this is it. You know, we need
Speaker 7: to be there when the cat hearses. So they were
Speaker 7: taking the cat to the vette. They were running all
Speaker 7: these tests and they couldn't find anything wrong. The vet
Speaker 7: had called and said that the cat had faked a
Speaker 7: heart attack and they've never seen anything like this before.
Speaker 1: You've got to be kidding me. A hundred had fate
Speaker 1: a heart.
Speaker 3: Attack, had faked a heart to tech to get them
Speaker 3: home early.
Speaker 1: Genius.
Speaker 7: Wow, in shock. They could not believe it.
Speaker 2: I mean, we joke about them being superior, selfish, right,
Speaker 2: just that fromself faking a heart attack to get to
Speaker 2: come home.
Speaker 1: Money. It's not a bible, but yeah, evil genius.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, that is going to take some beating.
Speaker 2: Page will give you some money to spend a swaggle
Speaker 2: dot com dot are you? That is an incredible story.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I reckon cats are and the lead at the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're sneaky, they're cheap, taking heart attack. Wow, chats
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