Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: As always, the first tron idy want to come into
Speaker 2: the studio is I log in and started to go
Speaker 2: through the emails that we've come in to the show,
Speaker 2: and I also have a look at the text just
Speaker 2: to see what texts have been coming in overnight in
Speaker 2: the afternoon, because sometimes there's some just strange ones. I
Speaker 2: love this one that came in at ten to eleven
Speaker 2: yesterday morning, just to give you another idea. Like on
Speaker 2: Sunday evening there was the guy text in this fine
Speaker 2: radio station asking for I ran by flock of Seagars
Speaker 2: to be played asap. Never in my years I've heard
Speaker 2: a request with the phrase asap chucked in though as well,
Speaker 2: but it caught my eye. Then there's this one. This
Speaker 2: is ten to eleven yesterday morning, so the show's finished
Speaker 2: almost two hours previously. Hi, there is the competition ten
Speaker 2: months of concert tickets only on the Christian O'Connor Breakfast
Speaker 2: Show all throughout the whole day. It's ten weeks of tickets, okay,
Speaker 2: and you know, obviously we put in a lot of
Speaker 2: tickets to give you ten weeks of tickets. You know,
Speaker 2: Elton John, you two this week is eighty's main year.
Speaker 2: Maybe Lenny Kravitz at some point can come back. You know,
Speaker 2: we got another week of it on John. It's a
Speaker 2: stretch to get ten weeks. Ten weeks is very generous.
Speaker 2: We're working on it for months. And then there's some
Speaker 2: tickets we got off of that aren't big enough for
Speaker 2: ten weeks of tickets, Okay, ten months? Ten are we
Speaker 2: ticke FM? Ten months of tickets? How does this guy
Speaker 2: think we're going to put in ten months worse of tickets?
Speaker 2: And I don't know what Huggy was doing at half twelve.
Speaker 3: He obviously miscredited the soloist un beat It.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you now, Huggy would have been enough
Speaker 2: FuG if you heard him speak no more after half twelve,
Speaker 2: because the load of you were corrected at correcting him
Speaker 2: about who did the guitar solo on beat It yesterday
Speaker 2: ran about half twelve because there are all a lot
Speaker 2: of different people.
Speaker 3: One after the other. Eddie van Halen, No, Huggy Rung,
Speaker 3: that was Eddie van Halen.
Speaker 2: He would not been happy with that. Now this time,
Speaker 2: on a Tuesday, we are to go through what's on
Speaker 2: each other's to do list? The final we've got going
Speaker 2: on in the world, Jack, what is on your to
Speaker 2: do list? The tattoo designs that they complete.
Speaker 3: They are no, actually the tattoo. The tatooist or tattooer
Speaker 3: who is doing the tattoo in a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: said that he only draws it on the day, so
Speaker 3: I actually don't see the tattoo before I go in.
Speaker 2: That you're going in with a design of what Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Told him what I told him. My idea started flushing
Speaker 3: out my idea. He's like, yeah, yeah, tell me on
Speaker 3: the day. I draw on the day.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't better relax with that. No, because no
Speaker 2: one who can email and they turn it, they've got
Speaker 2: the transfer and that they ink it in and you
Speaker 2: check it all.
Speaker 3: No, he said he works a lot better just vibing
Speaker 3: it out on the day.
Speaker 2: Well, that's like if he says this is going to
Speaker 2: cost you two hundred bucks and you go, now, we're
Speaker 2: going to work it out on the day, that would
Speaker 2: make me feel very very stress because it's a permanent tattoo.
Speaker 3: I know, But I've decided to trust him because all
Speaker 3: his Instagram stuff is like he's a Melbourne tatoo celebrity.
Speaker 3: Is he ninety thousand followers on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd have to have a look because I'm getting
Speaker 2: another tattoo, but I don't want to get the same
Speaker 2: one as you are you still are you still going
Speaker 2: with the sweeping eagles of the gold logo? Because I'm
Speaker 2: going to go with a gold eagle, you know, over
Speaker 2: my back? So I fixed my doubts. The eagle swoops
Speaker 2: and flaps, you know.
Speaker 3: No, I've changed the sword through the gold logo and
Speaker 3: the snake wrapped around the.
Speaker 2: Sword Gold FM for ebbs. Yeah, and that'd be lovely.
Speaker 2: What else is on your to do list?
Speaker 3: I got one of those annoying package things last night
Speaker 3: that I've missed my delivery. So I got that in
Speaker 3: my bag today to go and pick up and.
Speaker 2: Get it, and it will stay in your bag for
Speaker 2: about another week or two. Isn't it awful? Right? You know?
Speaker 2: Where it's just enough. Sometimes it's an effort just to
Speaker 2: get through the day, isn't it without anything extra? I
Speaker 2: remember I got one of those ones and I couldn't
Speaker 2: remember what it was. It was like, go and pick
Speaker 2: up this parcel and I was just like, no, I
Speaker 2: tore up and threw it away. I don't remember what
Speaker 2: I've ordered. It must have been like vital medicines to
Speaker 2: keep me alive. I remember they sent me an email,
Speaker 2: an angry one like four weeks days are going well,
Speaker 2: but it's been returned, and I'm like, yeah, don't even
Speaker 2: know what it was. I'm absolutely fine. Well, it's such.
Speaker 3: It's only really bad news in the letter box these days,
Speaker 3: isn't it, Because you don't you don't ever get good mail.
Speaker 2: And we have for the first time ever.
Speaker 3: I've got a lock on my mailbox, which I've never
Speaker 3: had before, so you actually have to have your keys
Speaker 3: with you when you're go into the mailbox. So I'll
Speaker 3: go a week without checking it sometimes and just let
Speaker 3: it build out.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Never, I never, I never opened that. I never put
Speaker 2: in the mail. I leave that to my wife. Honestly,
Speaker 2: if she didn't get that those letters in, we got
Speaker 2: all the whole family out on the streets since I
Speaker 2: moved in. No word of a life I've never gone
Speaker 2: to drives my wife nut. She goes, don't you ever
Speaker 2: just think about when? No, you deal with that, It's okay,
Speaker 2: you put it out you'll tell me there's some of
Speaker 2: the urgent that needs processing. But no, I never never
Speaker 2: ever go through that. It's just bad news.
Speaker 3: Well, talking about those those jobs that you just never do,
Speaker 3: you know how, there's an unspoken like, you just do
Speaker 3: this job, you'll do some of your wife will do something.
Speaker 2: You've been guy, I'm being guys? Are all men being guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Stage we don't divvy up labor like that. You know
Speaker 2: about the gender divide, and that's right. So however, in
Speaker 2: this donation twenty nineteen, there is still the divide that
Speaker 2: bing guy is the being gone. We should art.
Speaker 3: If there's anybody out there who's there must.
Speaker 2: Be been ladies. I don't take it out.
Speaker 4: I refuse to take it out.
Speaker 2: Well, why because it's too heavy? It was just strong woman?
Speaker 2: Was she not that weak?
Speaker 4: No, carry a ben too heavy? That's his job. I
Speaker 4: lug washing out to the line. That's my exercise.
Speaker 2: Well, in our he's washing lady, he's been going.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: When they get together, they're washing bin lady. That's right.
Speaker 3: Biank has won in our relationship. And I don't know
Speaker 3: how she got it, but she just became the person
Speaker 3: who cleans stuff out of the fridge that we don't.
Speaker 2: Need anymore or is going bad. She has any sort
Speaker 2: of cleansing regimes where should just find stuff? And like,
Speaker 2: you are we ever going to eat this cheese?
Speaker 3: But then probably at the moment she's got hay fever
Speaker 3: and her nose is completely block. There's something obviously going
Speaker 3: off in the It's not my job to find out
Speaker 3: what it is. So I've been saying, I think the fridge,
Speaker 3: you should check the fridge, but she can't smell it,
Speaker 3: so I think I'll have to the fridge guy down,
Speaker 3: step into the fringe guy roll at least for the
Speaker 3: spring shove hands.
Speaker 2: There's a noise in the middle of the night. Who
Speaker 2: is dispatched to go and have a look around the
Speaker 2: house to possibly get into a fight with an air
Speaker 2: to weather.
Speaker 3: That's that is me, closely followed by Bianca we Go
Speaker 3: as a tailor.
Speaker 2: I remember once having ago there was a terrible noise downstairs.
Speaker 2: This is back of the UK, and my wife went Chris, Chris,
Speaker 2: did you hear that? And I had. I was just
Speaker 2: hoping that she had her because it actually did so
Speaker 2: like some of the house. I was like, what she goes,
Speaker 2: you need to go down and investigate. And then there
Speaker 2: was another noise and I really think, I think there's
Speaker 2: someone in the house. And I said, hey, listen, you
Speaker 2: better turn your phone on. I said, if there is
Speaker 2: a noise down there, want to go down and don't
Speaker 2: come down to save me. Just call the police, okay,
Speaker 2: and go and get the kids. Okay, don't come down.
Speaker 2: So you're just assuming you're going to lose whatever the battle.
Speaker 2: You hear about so many times a woman goes down
Speaker 2: to help somebody, then they can get grabbed and it
Speaker 2: can get even worse, especially they need to go and
Speaker 2: get hand called the merchant services. That is saying. So anyway,
Speaker 2: as I was thinking about, I was naked, right because
Speaker 2: I always sleep naked, and I think I do want
Speaker 2: to go down and fight some dude naked, to be
Speaker 2: dressed very Roman of very holy dressed. I'm an English gentleman.
Speaker 2: So the only thing I could find my wife is like,
Speaker 2: get down there now to put something on. All I
Speaker 2: could find is, I don't know, in a dressing robe
Speaker 2: or gown orythingt like. So I put my wife's on
Speaker 2: and she's got the silk thing that's obviously got a
Speaker 2: short hemline. And so this thing barely came lower than
Speaker 2: my hip. I mean, I don't know who would have
Speaker 2: got more of a fright if we were confronted with
Speaker 2: each other. A guy who was in my house and
Speaker 2: is he wearing a lady's kimono with everything sort of
Speaker 2: hangling out, or whether it was me the.
Speaker 1: First time O'Connell Breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So if you keep a to do list anywhere around you,
Speaker 2: maybe it's posted to notes and you've got some app
Speaker 2: on your phone or notes on your phone, have a
Speaker 2: look on it. There's anything you want to share with
Speaker 2: us as on your to do list this week online.
Speaker 2: A lot of it is with my wife's birthday and
Speaker 2: birthday party coming up in about two weeks two and
Speaker 2: half weeks time. One of them is glass higher. I
Speaker 2: need to ring. I think Dan Murphy's you can hire glasses,
Speaker 2: so I need to get wine glasses for everyone. I
Speaker 2: need to get champagne glasses, bier glasses, and then I
Speaker 2: know one or two soft drink ones or just used
Speaker 2: to tap. If that's what what's the head can? How
Speaker 2: many people are you expecting? Two thousand?
Speaker 4: Oh you Margaret Court, you need Harry the Hira. Harry
Speaker 4: the Hira. You can hire everything there. It's a one
Speaker 4: stop shop for hiring. Do you know what I've never
Speaker 4: heard of, Harry Harry the Hira.
Speaker 2: There's one down on I thought Jim and is mowing
Speaker 2: and everything had this town sewn up.
Speaker 3: I think we used to pray our wedding to get
Speaker 3: tables and jams.
Speaker 4: They will have everything you need, Harry Harry the Hira.
Speaker 2: Oh, brilliant. It will start like an online thing. You
Speaker 2: just feel out what you need and they bring it round.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I guess he'd that have to have online, but you could.
Speaker 4: They've got shop fronts as well.
Speaker 2: I've never seen one there any I haven't seen any
Speaker 2: in Hampton or the Base side.
Speaker 4: There's one just a few blocks away from here in Richmond.
Speaker 2: What a great idea, look a general hiring place.
Speaker 4: Yeah that it chairs, tables, tablecloths, everything, all right?
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, that's that one ticked off the to
Speaker 2: do list already. Now the other one is slightly this.
Speaker 2: I am going to need some help on this. I
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago needed a new hose, you know,
Speaker 2: recently moved to this house. It's one of those things
Speaker 2: you don't think about we need a hose, and we
Speaker 2: get some grass returfed and you've got a water every
Speaker 2: day and stuff like that. Although last couple of days
Speaker 2: not so with the good Melbourne spring weather with the rain.
Speaker 2: And so I brought this hose from Bunnings, and I
Speaker 2: chose this one because it was advertised as kinkless. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's an unkinky hose whatever that is, but it's a
Speaker 2: kinkless hose. However, I love Bunnings. The hose keeps kinking,
Speaker 2: and it was advertised to me as a kinkless hose,
Speaker 2: but it keeps.
Speaker 3: Have you put it on yet, because usually when the
Speaker 3: water runs through it unkinks, the kinks.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's still doing.
Speaker 4: It gets worse. I don't think there is such thing
Speaker 4: as a kinkless hose, but.
Speaker 2: This one was sold as a kinkless hose. I bought
Speaker 2: the kinkless hose. Yeah, don't work. I actually have a
Speaker 2: spare hose. If you want it, is it kinkless, it's
Speaker 2: it's rand you guarantee I will not have to do
Speaker 2: that walk back and flip it over that thing. We're
Speaker 2: too lazy trying like a lassoo. Don't get a lion chamber,
Speaker 2: flicking that it's on one of the wheels. You know
Speaker 2: where you you you stir it back in. You see,
Speaker 2: I haven't got one of the wheels. That's what I
Speaker 2: want is a housed hose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it just it doesn't look very pretty. It's
Speaker 3: it looks like it's sixty years old, like the wood
Speaker 3: is the wood old?
Speaker 2: I mean you should, you should go on Shark Tank.
Speaker 2: So it's a crappy thing that looks old, but I'm
Speaker 2: willing to give it to you for three
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