Speaker 1: This time on How to Witch Bitch, we'll find out
Speaker 1: if I'm cursed or maybe I cursed you. They'll also
Speaker 1: be interesting things.
Speaker 2: Like this, Oh my god, I want to get on
Speaker 2: a Jewish wedding.
Speaker 1: And for some reason this a bit of salt and
Speaker 1: I love.
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Speaker 2: Your weekly fix of tarot, astrology, spells, ritual, spirituality and silliness.
Speaker 3: Michelle the Witch of Moons Lane and Boira Major How
Speaker 3: to Witch Bitch.
Speaker 4: Welcome to another episode of How to Witch Bitch the
Speaker 4: of July.
Speaker 1: Can you believe it?
Speaker 5: I can't believe it. I know it's grazy.
Speaker 1: How you love?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Love? How are you good?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 6: Love.
Speaker 1: Now today we're going to get into evil eyes.
Speaker 4: We had a chat recently to an Italian which and
Speaker 4: we are going to see if if it's going to
Speaker 4: what's going to happen with it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you've got to be initiated the Italian which
Speaker 2: is initiated on Christmas Eve for that, and they do
Speaker 2: a lot of prayers that I don't sort of do,
Speaker 2: but we can, as they call it the Molocchio. And
Speaker 2: it's interesting because you see the nunners doing it, and
Speaker 2: they're putting it in and then if one blob of
Speaker 2: oil has got some sort of like looks like earrings
Speaker 2: in it, they're saying to their they're thinking that that
Speaker 2: their husbands have got a girlfriend and all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: So not really initiated to do it, but we'll give
Speaker 2: it a go, give it a crack. But what we
Speaker 2: will do is we will do what I do, which
Speaker 2: is more of the Celtic, which is to fill it
Speaker 2: up with moonwater. And you're using matches, and then this
Speaker 2: is more to see if if you've been cursed or hext.
Speaker 2: So if the matches are just sort of horizontal, nothing's happening.
Speaker 2: If they're touching, then that means someone's tried to hex
Speaker 2: or curse you. And of course if they're cross, you
Speaker 2: are hexton cursed.
Speaker 1: Jeez, are we doing this on me or you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Everyone tries to hext and curse me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so me else see you.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna have to really do some funk off
Speaker 2: stuff around you, Anna I was to do.
Speaker 5: I'm don't have to go to town. You've got to.
Speaker 4: I'm a very nice person, not to everybody TikTok. Hello
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Speaker 4: such a fan of your podcast. I think Johnny Reid
Speaker 4: and a lot of everything about this podcast, Moira. I've
Speaker 4: had so many spirits with spirits until I was eighteen
Speaker 4: and then nothing. All right, Johnny, you are a friend
Speaker 4: of mine.
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Speaker 4: Yourself a spot of the podcast. All right, so Tammy
Speaker 4: as well. Lots of questions and comments on Spotify. Tammy said,
Speaker 4: listening to your podcast in the morning or anytime is
Speaker 4: like a shot of extra strong expresso with a sight
Speaker 4: of smiles and laughter.
Speaker 5: Tattoo, that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Have that on your gravestud. That's really nice. Dog spitting
Speaker 4: three times is a Jewish ship position to ward off
Speaker 4: the evil eye. Jewish yes, and protect against misfortune.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they will say poo poo poop to deflect their
Speaker 4: negative energy being directed towards them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I want to go to a Jewish
Speaker 2: Weddingoo poo poooo.
Speaker 1: Love the podcast and Sophie.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about a comment you guys read out
Speaker 4: a few episodes back from someone saying they work with
Speaker 4: clients all the day in the beauty industry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that too, She says.
Speaker 4: You know the old saying about gossip with hairdressers, it's
Speaker 4: one hundred times more full on with the beauty therapist
Speaker 4: in a closed room, everything come out. I wanted that
Speaker 4: listener to know that I do have a mantra basically
Speaker 4: saying I can feel their insert feelings here, so I
Speaker 4: can feel their hate or love or anger or whatever,
Speaker 4: but it's not mine. I release it perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does get over there.
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming back, because I think she said something
Speaker 2: last week all the week before as well.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you Sophie.
Speaker 4: All right, so today we love your comments and keep
Speaker 4: them coming please, that would be great.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of silliness, what are we going to do?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: So we got our bowl at aka cauldron. So first
Speaker 2: thing is you're going to want to take your salt
Speaker 2: and you're going to put a salt ring around everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that because I, oh, do
Speaker 2: you want to be protected?
Speaker 1: Yes? Please?
Speaker 4: Okay, well bitch, leave me out here, bomb myself, leave
Speaker 4: me hanging, babe.
Speaker 5: I'll clean it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're ready to get the dyce in.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're just going to put a round
Speaker 2: circle of salt, just a bit of salt, bit of.
Speaker 3: Salt and okay, okay, turkey, all right.
Speaker 2: Next thing is I I have the big moon.
Speaker 5: This one was in Libra full moon.
Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds funny. You call it moon and I
Speaker 1: went where why?
Speaker 5: And it was Libra and you said, is.
Speaker 2: It my my moon? Anyway, it's not my moonwater. So
Speaker 2: even though it is in Libra, a you.
Speaker 1: Actually label all these pretty cool.
Speaker 2: There we go, So we're going to fill that baby up. Well, actually,
Speaker 2: this one was given to me by someone that comes
Speaker 2: in and listens to the podcast, and that is she
Speaker 2: did the moonwater from one of our episodes.
Speaker 5: So there you go.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna turn that round and round and around
Speaker 2: around Okay. Now you're gonna light two matches because you're
Speaker 2: doing it, and you're going to put them as they're lit.
Speaker 5: You're going to put them in there, and you're going
Speaker 5: to ask with.
Speaker 1: This light to do them together. Do I have to
Speaker 1: do it with this light?
Speaker 2: Show me?
Speaker 5: If I've been cursed?
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm gonna say? Mm hmm, stop it.
Speaker 5: Right with his light? Show me?
Speaker 1: If I have been cursed?
Speaker 6: Oh God, Okay, okay, and then we're just watching.
Speaker 5: See that so far doesn't look like you have.
Speaker 2: They're not going anywhere near one another. Well, I mean
Speaker 2: you've been pretty heavily protected.
Speaker 1: I mean, really surprising you had. Then you're a ship friend.
Speaker 5: A ship friend.
Speaker 2: But anyway, just for purposes, if they were touching like
Speaker 2: this right then it would have been someone's tried. And
Speaker 2: then if it was cursed like that, cross like that,
Speaker 2: then you would be. And then if this does happen
Speaker 2: to you, then call us immediately and we will help
Speaker 2: you with whatever it is that you need to say
Speaker 2: or do it with different incantations, and also we can
Speaker 2: figure out who it is.
Speaker 5: At the moment. You're fine.
Speaker 1: Wow, so you're doing a good job as a friend.
Speaker 2: Let's try the other one, just to put some oil
Speaker 2: in there, just to have a look and see if so,
Speaker 2: technically you put little.
Speaker 5: Doubles drops or dubbs or what you call.
Speaker 1: The words.
Speaker 5: So, now if they all come together, you're in trouble.
Speaker 4: This is about me still no, yeah, you better put
Speaker 4: it in get your hands.
Speaker 5: I know people curse me, so let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 5: I don't curse you.
Speaker 1: I'm uncursable.
Speaker 5: I'm always cursed one. Oh they're sinking. Oh look how
Speaker 5: that they try. But then they just get what they
Speaker 5: pop and they just oh.
Speaker 2: Look at that?
Speaker 3: Mmm?
Speaker 1: Who is that way?
Speaker 5: See how they're all coming together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people try to curse me all the time, but
Speaker 2: then they sink to the bottom.
Speaker 1: Because they're shit at it.
Speaker 2: They're no good at it. Look you see it?
Speaker 5: Can you see that?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: But then they sink. See look at that. Look at
Speaker 2: the all they're all coming together. Look at that they are.
Speaker 2: See how they're floating across together. Look, look they're all
Speaker 2: coming from one blob, but they're all separate. So that
Speaker 2: whatever's happened, they've contained and they're trying to get. So
Speaker 2: what happens is if they all come together and make
Speaker 2: one big blurb and they all go into one another.
Speaker 2: Then you're basically cursed. What's happening is they're all coming together,
Speaker 2: which shows that I'm told that constantly. But they're actually
Speaker 2: stopping and going to the bottom, so they're repelling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're repelling. They're going to the bottom, or they're not
Speaker 2: joining one another. Looks because I'm protected.
Speaker 1: You can't get me. Would someone curse you?
Speaker 5: Jealousy? This is this is me, Loch is jealousy.
Speaker 2: So I would have a lot of jealousy in the
Speaker 2: community of what I do or yeah, that's just that natural,
Speaker 2: just human jealousy, right, or people don't like what you
Speaker 2: do because they don't understand I don't believe in it,
Speaker 2: and so therefore I knew I would have. But can
Speaker 2: you see how they're all perfectly round and formed and
Speaker 2: dropped to the bottom, which means I don't have to
Speaker 2: worry about it. But they haven't all all joined one
Speaker 2: another and made one big one, which is what I
Speaker 2: was saying to her. Have they all joined the main
Speaker 2: big one? Because that was the side of jealousy.
Speaker 1: It's all about okay, wow.
Speaker 5: There are you go.
Speaker 1: Well that's good, And we didn't set the fire alarm.
Speaker 5: No we did not. You're doing very well, all right,
Speaker 5: you're ready to check the stars.
Speaker 2: I am lived you, So here are the stars for
Speaker 2: the week of July fourth. For American sisters, Happy Independence Day,
Speaker 2: so aries. This week encourages you to slow down and
Speaker 2: think before you act, and little patience now will create
Speaker 2: bigger rewards later. Taurus, focus on the simple things that
Speaker 2: bring you joy. Home, comfort and meaningful connections will restore
Speaker 2: your energy. Gemini, your words carry extra influence this week,
Speaker 2: so speak with intention, as conversations could open exciting new doors.
Speaker 5: Cancer.
Speaker 2: Trust yourself to put your needs first. Protecting your energy
Speaker 2: will allow you to show up more fully for others. Leo,
Speaker 2: A quiet confidence surrounds you this week. There's no need
Speaker 2: to prove yourself. Your natural warmth will attract the right opportunities. Virgo,
Speaker 2: let go of unrealistic expectations. Let's move forward with progress,
Speaker 2: not perfection. This is the key moving forward successfully. Libra
Speaker 2: balance returns where.
Speaker 5: Half stop it up.
Speaker 2: She must be around as you. Libra balance returns when
Speaker 2: life has felt uneven. Prioritize peace and create space for
Speaker 2: what generally makes you happy. Scorpio, change is brewing beneath
Speaker 2: the surface, trust your intuition and embrace the opportunities that
Speaker 2: arrive unexpectedly. Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit is wanting you to
Speaker 2: do something different, so try a new approach to life
Speaker 2: and let your intuition guide you. Capricorn, hard work begins
Speaker 2: to show results this week, so stay steady and trust
Speaker 2: that your efforts are paying off. Aquarius, fresh ideas are
Speaker 2: flowing your way. Keep an open mind, and inspiration may
Speaker 2: arrive in an unusual place, and Pisces, slow down, listen inwardly,
Speaker 2: and trust the gentle nudges guiding you to your next steps.
Speaker 2: Walking will clear your head and your mind and keep
Speaker 2: you grounded, and that is.
Speaker 5: Your stars for the week.
Speaker 1: You Okay, I'm fine, Okay, I left the room intentionally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, just still my energy. That's more on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for.
Speaker 2: I'm still thinking about how many people hate me. But
Speaker 2: remember what I said about that. I did say that
Speaker 2: I do a lot of stuff that if it comes
Speaker 2: to me, I send back times three. So the more
Speaker 2: I hate they send, the happier and healthier and more more.
Speaker 5: Well known I become.
Speaker 1: Remember I said that long said that a long time ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah a long time ago.
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