Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Commel show podcast How to
Speaker 1: tell us the story of your weekend in six words.
Speaker 1: That's what we do every Monday. Six word weekend.
Speaker 2: Text them into oh four seven five O three one
Speaker 2: O four three Christian. My weekend Tennis Park round, Rodeo
Speaker 2: pt Sunday chefs Rodeo.
Speaker 1: Rodeo is in town?
Speaker 2: Somebody's was I went to a Donkey festival. That must
Speaker 2: have been the big ticket telling.
Speaker 3: No one told us the Donkey festivals coming.
Speaker 1: Down on everything in this city. How the hell can
Speaker 1: donk fest be going on? We don't know a single
Speaker 1: thing about it.
Speaker 2: Where was this incredible festal Donkey Festival played golf over weekend?
Speaker 1: Golf sucks, Jamie. That's why I retired. I've been there.
Speaker 2: You know that. You know what kind of round that
Speaker 2: guy had. If you go play over the weekend, golf sucks.
Speaker 2: My six word weekend actually comes from a message I
Speaker 2: got for my wife over the week end. In a relationship,
Speaker 2: often a lot of the communication it's very transactional, isn't
Speaker 2: There's no there's no sort of preamble. You're straight into it.
Speaker 2: I've got a text over the weekend Saturday, afternoon, we
Speaker 2: have an ant situation.
Speaker 3: Not in the new kitchen.
Speaker 2: No, they're in the letterbox. It's horrible in that and
Speaker 2: in our letterbox. So the weekend, how to google how
Speaker 2: to take out an ant mother load? Because obviously you
Speaker 2: can put boiling water in there. But wait, revenge ants
Speaker 2: are coming.
Speaker 1: They're like, guys, you where to hear what these guys
Speaker 1: did come.
Speaker 2: Let's already get in their posts and direct maul and
Speaker 2: stuff like that.
Speaker 3: So what do you do track them back to the source.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to google at the moment, how something
Speaker 2: that takes out the mother load, like the death star
Speaker 2: or the or the nest or where they come from?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's impassing on. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, we've got ants in the kitchen at the moment.
Speaker 1: How they love the kitchen, don't they?
Speaker 4: They're looking for the water.
Speaker 1: The solution is, I'm looking for the source of the nile.
Speaker 1: Why are they looking for water? Sugar?
Speaker 4: No, my mother said to me, they look for water.
Speaker 3: But we want to take a few of them to
Speaker 3: turn the taps on.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Our solution has always been.
Speaker 2: They're all on each other shoulders like a big ladder
Speaker 2: of like nine thousands of them.
Speaker 1: We've got the post, let's get the water, and we're done.
Speaker 4: Every time we've had them. What's got rid of them
Speaker 4: is I wipe everything down with eucalyptus oil, just on
Speaker 4: the dishcloth, and really they hate it. Yeah, I reckon
Speaker 4: if you wipe the inside of your letterbox it might
Speaker 4: deter them.
Speaker 1: Just that it's all nice and fresh from Australia.
Speaker 4: And it's you know, it's not like Dammidge my nasal passages,
Speaker 4: and it's not nasty chemicals like, it's all natural. I've
Speaker 4: found that works.
Speaker 2: I don't mind going for an agent.
Speaker 1: Put my hand in.
Speaker 2: Then there's like thousands of these ants everywhere Jackie. But
Speaker 2: if anyone has got an information, please let me know.
Speaker 1: Jack Help. What's your six weekend?
Speaker 2: What happened for you?
Speaker 3: Mine was getting told off by a child as I
Speaker 3: was in Philip Island. We went surfing Saturday morning. Now
Speaker 3: I've tried to surf a couple of times without success.
Speaker 3: I can't really stand on the board, so my friends
Speaker 3: gave me this gigantic floating It was like being on
Speaker 3: a door talking about Titanic at the end of the film.
Speaker 3: It was it was massive and they said you can't.
Speaker 3: You'll definitely stand up on this because it's so buoyant,
Speaker 3: but it means it's hard to maneuver while you're in
Speaker 3: the water. So I'm trying to as a wave's coming,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to paddle like crazy to get on it,
Speaker 3: but I'm so unfamiliar in there, and i can't control
Speaker 3: where I'm going. And I see you out of this
Speaker 3: corner of my eye. Another surfboard coming towards me hits
Speaker 3: me in the side. I go tumbling over, and I'm
Speaker 3: worried about some you know local is going to throw
Speaker 3: me off a cliff afterwards, because I've tried to.
Speaker 1: Point break.
Speaker 2: Cut on Monday and Parts has got yet an story
Speaker 2: of some outsider, so he's been thrown off.
Speaker 3: They're going to be.
Speaker 1: The bodies who were waiting there. Oh yeah, you too, mate.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: So you're six or five, You're jacked. I really don't
Speaker 1: want to go, mate, Now I don't like this tool.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to throw off a cliff.
Speaker 3: Well, my head pops out of the water and it's
Speaker 3: a ten year old girl with a pink surfboard.
Speaker 1: She was the worst kind of pick you up and
Speaker 1: have an embarrasson on Monday, she's.
Speaker 3: Saying sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. I said, no, that
Speaker 3: was my fault. It's my first time surfing. I'm learning
Speaker 3: how to do it. She goes, oh wow, well, good
Speaker 3: luck today. I said, thank you. She said, this is
Speaker 3: a great place to learn how to surf. All I
Speaker 3: would say is just be careful of people who are
Speaker 3: already on a wave.
Speaker 1: Wow wow. Otherwise you don't have this to your next
Speaker 1: you're off that big ass cliff. Consider this your warning.
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