WEBVTT - MINI: Six Word Week

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian No Commel show podcast How to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us the story of your weekend in six words.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we do every Monday. Six word weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Text them into oh four seven five O three one

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<v Speaker 2>O four three Christian. My weekend Tennis Park round, Rodeo

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<v Speaker 2>pt Sunday chefs Rodeo.

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<v Speaker 1>Rodeo is in town?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody's was I went to a Donkey festival. That must

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<v Speaker 2>have been the big ticket telling.

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<v Speaker 3>No one told us the Donkey festivals coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Down on everything in this city. How the hell can

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<v Speaker 1>donk fest be going on? We don't know a single

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<v Speaker 1>thing about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was this incredible festal Donkey Festival played golf over weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Golf sucks, Jamie. That's why I retired. I've been there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that. You know what kind of round that

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<v Speaker 2>guy had. If you go play over the weekend, golf sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>My six word weekend actually comes from a message I

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<v Speaker 2>got for my wife over the week end. In a relationship,

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<v Speaker 2>often a lot of the communication it's very transactional, isn't

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<v Speaker 2>There's no there's no sort of preamble. You're straight into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a text over the weekend Saturday, afternoon, we

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<v Speaker 2>have an ant situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Not in the new kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're in the letterbox. It's horrible in that and

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<v Speaker 2>in our letterbox. So the weekend, how to google how

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<v Speaker 2>to take out an ant mother load? Because obviously you

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<v Speaker 2>can put boiling water in there. But wait, revenge ants

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<v Speaker 2>are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, guys, you where to hear what these guys

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<v Speaker 1>did come.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's already get in their posts and direct maul and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you do track them back to the source.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still trying to google at the moment, how something

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<v Speaker 2>that takes out the mother load, like the death star

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<v Speaker 2>or the or the nest or where they come from?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, it's impassing on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we've got ants in the kitchen at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>How they love the kitchen, don't they?

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<v Speaker 4>They're looking for the water.

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<v Speaker 1>The solution is, I'm looking for the source of the nile.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are they looking for water? Sugar?

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<v Speaker 4>No, my mother said to me, they look for water.

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<v Speaker 3>But we want to take a few of them to

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<v Speaker 3>turn the taps on.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Our solution has always been.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all on each other shoulders like a big ladder

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<v Speaker 2>of like nine thousands of them.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got the post, let's get the water, and we're done.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time we've had them. What's got rid of them

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<v Speaker 4>is I wipe everything down with eucalyptus oil, just on

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<v Speaker 4>the dishcloth, and really they hate it. Yeah, I reckon

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<v Speaker 4>if you wipe the inside of your letterbox it might

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<v Speaker 4>deter them.

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<v Speaker 1>Just that it's all nice and fresh from Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's you know, it's not like Dammidge my nasal passages,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's not nasty chemicals like, it's all natural. I've

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<v Speaker 4>found that works.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind going for an agent.

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<v Speaker 1>Put my hand in.

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<v Speaker 2>Then there's like thousands of these ants everywhere Jackie. But

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<v Speaker 2>if anyone has got an information, please let me know.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Help. What's your six weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Mine was getting told off by a child as I

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<v Speaker 3>was in Philip Island. We went surfing Saturday morning. Now

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried to surf a couple of times without success.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't really stand on the board, so my friends

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<v Speaker 3>gave me this gigantic floating It was like being on

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<v Speaker 3>a door talking about Titanic at the end of the film.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was massive and they said you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll definitely stand up on this because it's so buoyant,

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<v Speaker 3>but it means it's hard to maneuver while you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the water. So I'm trying to as a wave's coming,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to paddle like crazy to get on it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm so unfamiliar in there, and i can't control

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<v Speaker 3>where I'm going. And I see you out of this

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<v Speaker 3>corner of my eye. Another surfboard coming towards me hits

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<v Speaker 3>me in the side. I go tumbling over, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>worried about some you know local is going to throw

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<v Speaker 3>me off a cliff afterwards, because I've tried to.

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<v Speaker 1>Point break.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut on Monday and Parts has got yet an story

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<v Speaker 2>of some outsider, so he's been thrown off.

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>The bodies who were waiting there. Oh yeah, you too, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're six or five, You're jacked. I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go, mate, Now I don't like this tool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to throw off a cliff.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my head pops out of the water and it's

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<v Speaker 3>a ten year old girl with a pink surfboard.

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<v Speaker 1>She was the worst kind of pick you up and

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<v Speaker 1>have an embarrasson on Monday, she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Saying sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. I said, no, that

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<v Speaker 3>was my fault. It's my first time surfing. I'm learning

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<v Speaker 3>how to do it. She goes, oh wow, well, good

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<v Speaker 3>luck today. I said, thank you. She said, this is

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<v Speaker 3>a great place to learn how to surf. All I

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<v Speaker 3>would say is just be careful of people who are

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<v Speaker 3>already on a wave.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow wow. Otherwise you don't have this to your next

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<v Speaker 1>you're off that big ass cliff. Consider this your warning.

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