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Speaker 1: John Pinder is in our presence.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, How the devil? Are you sorry that I

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Speaker 2: disappeared last week? I was all over the place. I

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Speaker 2: don't know where I went. Yeah, I thought I was

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Speaker 2: going to have a signal, but I was living like

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Speaker 2: a medieval person for about for about two or three days.

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Speaker 2: There couldn't get older.

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Speaker 1: Nobody a messenger on a horse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a vodaphone person. It was like

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Speaker 2: I've had a signal in months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very James good. So though it was nice,

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Speaker 2: it was good. Most most of the places were really nice.

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Speaker 2: We're all good gigs. All the way up to Broom,

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Speaker 2: all the way to Broom, Yeah, I did. I did

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Speaker 2: nearly get beat up.

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Speaker 3: At one point. I went to hope Hopetown. Is it

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Speaker 3: hoped whole town?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, spelled spelled t o u n How you spell

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Speaker 2: town or so? I don't know. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: to pronounce.

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Speaker 4: Town.

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Speaker 2: Which was a lovely place and most of the people

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Speaker 2: were lovely there. But the gees are at the accommodation.

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Speaker 2: So I timed this little thing really well. I thought,

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Speaker 2: I'll go for breakfast in the morning, yeah, and then

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Speaker 2: I'll come back to the room and I'll drop my

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Speaker 2: keys and I'll get me cases and we'll be ready

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Speaker 2: to go. And I timed it perfectly. I thought I

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Speaker 2: might even have time for a little poo, but I did.

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Speaker 2: I was it was close enough, right. I come back

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Speaker 2: and one of the comedians goes, oh, this man's looking

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Speaker 2: for you. I was like, oh, okay, and I go

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Speaker 2: to him. He goes, you've got to get out of

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Speaker 2: the room, mate, You've got to get out of the room.

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Speaker 2: You supposed to be it's supposed to before he goes,

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Speaker 2: supposed to be by ten o'clock. I said, it's not

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Speaker 2: ten o'clock yet. I said, I've still got a couple

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Speaker 2: of minutes. I showed him my phone and he was like,

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Speaker 2: the cleaners are really ready to get that. He was

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Speaker 2: really aggressive. My face was all ready nine. It was

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Speaker 2: nine to fifty eight. As I showed him my phone,

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Speaker 2: the clock clicked over from nine to fifty eight to

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Speaker 2: nine fifty I've still got a minute yet, brother, Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And he was really super aggressive. And I went and

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Speaker 2: put my key in the basket thing at the beginning,

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Speaker 2: and then he comes back and I was like looking

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Speaker 2: at him because it was nervous because he was super

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Speaker 2: aggressive and he goes, he goes, you got something to say. Oh,

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Speaker 2: that's what he said, I Australian country drama and want

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Speaker 2: to trash the room.

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Speaker 3: And I went it was I made the room nice

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Speaker 3: as well. We wanted to TV and everything nice.

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Speaker 4: Bit like that.

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Speaker 2: He goes, you got something to say because you're staring

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Speaker 2: at me, staring at you, looking at you like. I

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Speaker 2: didn't back down, but I didn't go obviously.

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Speaker 1: Expecting TV in the swimming pool, sugar everywhere. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's from the school of so you think you're funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, one of them sell you've got an attitude.

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Speaker 3: You've got an attitude. I said it was out on time.

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Speaker 3: He does not by my watch. Yours is a watch, mate,

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Speaker 3: said mine was an iPhone. The universe decides what time

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Speaker 3: it is on my soul. You've got to change your watch.

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Speaker 3: Brother wind up, and then one of the Nelson twins

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Speaker 3: come out. I don't know if you've ever seen the

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Speaker 3: Nelson twins, but they are the choppiest men.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you have ever met? I might hear you gown

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Speaker 2: to everyone. It doesn't matter. Yeah, and they'll start a

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Speaker 2: little conversation with any one and he can sitten to

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Speaker 2: this fellow who's just seething right, He goes, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to knock him out if he carries Off. I couldn't

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Speaker 2: believe it. Yeah, I was like positioning because I've been

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Speaker 2: down a boxing gym getting myself healthy, so I was

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Speaker 2: positioning myself to float like a butterfly.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: Off said he was going to knock me out. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to trip advisor him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if I were a.

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Speaker 2: Petty man and of trip advised him instead of Off

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Speaker 2: on the.

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Speaker 4: Radio, Yeah whatever.

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Speaker 2: That lovely and the rest of the citizens of Hopeton delightful.

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Speaker 2: Had a banger gig there. It was great good I

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Speaker 2: had a lovely time. I do like rural Australia. It's

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Speaker 2: like it's not loaded yet. You know, when you get

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Speaker 2: on a page on the internet, there's not there's just

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Speaker 2: not like just miles and nothing. It's pretty amazing to

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Speaker 2: see I have news as well. I am somewhat engaged now,

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Speaker 2: I really I am, Lord, yes, me and dear Mildred

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Speaker 2: good Lord, good lord.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well somewhat engaged.

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Speaker 2: Yes? Does that mean it just it just means engaging.

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Speaker 2: I was just trying to make the sentence more color.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to knock you out yet, does she?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she. If she does, she's hiding

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Speaker 2: her hiding a desire from me. All right, all right, okay, Well, well,

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Speaker 2: I mean you already knew that I'd gotten a ring,

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Speaker 2: didn't you. I was gossiping about it too, And you

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Speaker 2: knew that I'd lost it at the box gym. I

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Speaker 2: left it at a boxing I just started. I was

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Speaker 2: freaked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she was like even

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Speaker 2: that night, Mildred was like, what what's so important about this?

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Speaker 2: What valuables have you got in this bag? There's vape

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Speaker 2: juice in there. You know what I'm like about me vape? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they opened They were like, he's keen, and I just

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Speaker 2: swiped me back and legged it. So then when I

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Speaker 2: got back from me tour, we went to Oasis comedy

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Speaker 2: clubs see show, and that was good. Everything was feeling good.

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Speaker 2: I'm not one for orchestrating a big If it seems

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Speaker 2: too performative and not like in the moment enough, I'm

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Speaker 2: not for it. I'll cringe my way out of it,

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Speaker 2: and I'll never do it if that's the case, do

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, never mind, the Empire

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Speaker 2: State Building. I'm not having all that. Yeah you can, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I did it from the toilet. I was like, come

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Speaker 2: in here a minute now. I was we've gotten home

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Speaker 2: from the thing, and Mildred had gone and gotten herself

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Speaker 2: into bed without making a cup of tea. I might

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Speaker 2: so I said, shall I make a would you like

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Speaker 2: a cup of tea with extra romance?

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Speaker 1: Right, because I'm a.

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Speaker 2: Quirky sort of geezer like that. Yeah, And she went, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that sounds lovely. So I come in and Neil like

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Speaker 2: put the cup of tea on the bedsides, and I

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Speaker 2: kneeled down and whip this thing out of my pocket,

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Speaker 2: which she didn't notice. No, the ring, the ring, the ring,

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Speaker 2: whip the whip ring out of me. Come on now,

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Speaker 2: yeah there, But she didn't notice that because she was

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Speaker 2: looking at a picture of Kyle Sandylands on her phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, So she didn't actually look at me until

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Speaker 2: I started speaking right and said, listen, this is going to.

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Speaker 1: Be You're going to marry me? Distract her?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so I asked her if she

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Speaker 2: would marry me. And I'll tell you what. It's scary.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember doing it? Yeah, terrifying, because it's like,

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Speaker 2: here's just a little tip for a lady. If you're

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Speaker 2: going to be proposed to, if you've got any sense

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Speaker 2: of all that that might happen, and you're keen to

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Speaker 2: do it, say yes really quickly, say it so fast. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Because I tell you, it felt like about forty five minutes.

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Speaker 2: She was just going, oh my god, I'm looking at

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Speaker 2: a picture of the picture. She's like, hang on, I'm

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Speaker 2: looking at this picture. Yeah. She just said oh my god,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, so many times. That's how she says it.

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Speaker 2: She's got three things.

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Speaker 4: She said, could be taken in a number of ways.

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Speaker 2: What can oh my god, I know. Yeah. Yeah, she

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Speaker 2: was gone and she says it kind of poshes, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, like that she thought. She says Coca cola.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's past, but she sounds part. And I said,

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Speaker 2: you're really going to have to give me an answer

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Speaker 2: at some point soon, and she was like, oh yeah, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: of course yeah. And then she wet the bed with

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Speaker 2: her tea with a bag of makeup wipes that she

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Speaker 2: leaned back onto and the noist she went everywhere. But

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Speaker 2: I was convinced for at least five minutes that she's

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Speaker 2: weed because it was a rather big yeah, like a puppy.

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Speaker 1: Well, people like Kyle, but maybe not that much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can figure out if films over Kyle

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Speaker 2: or me. So she said, yes, yeah, so that's happening.

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Speaker 1: Yes, is like a great big waist off your.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah right, yeah, because I've been carrying that

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Speaker 2: thing's been burning hold in my pocket like she's been

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Speaker 2: sitting in the bag there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now she can leave at the gym and then it's

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Speaker 2: on her. It's to her if she wants to do that.

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Speaker 4: We're thrilled for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm quite happy as well. We've got I've got

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Speaker 2: sports carnival today as well. I should be going to work,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not doing because it's kids sports carnival.

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Speaker 1: So we've got gone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do that for a bit lot of and in

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Speaker 2: around watching other people's kids run around.

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Speaker 4: Do take notes so you can tell us about that

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Speaker 4: next year.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Oh I've run long.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. If you need a wedding planner, you've got Frank

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Speaker 1: and from Chester here, so we'll take your business. Terrific.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: John Pindard