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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast. Men.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an.

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Speaker 1: Hour, third En one six five Love to you. Hear

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Speaker 1: from you guys right now with a treat that wasn't

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Speaker 1: actually a treat, or it might be isn't currently actually

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Speaker 1: a treat something you bribe your kids with. You've made

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Speaker 1: them think that it's wrong. It's actually something special, but

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Speaker 1: it's not. If you're struggling to wrap your head around.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of parents not in their heads right now.

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Speaker 1: If you if you're in the dark as a parent.

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Speaker 1: My mum used to tell me that if I finished

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Speaker 1: my dinner on time, that she'd give me a piece

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Speaker 1: of capsicum.

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Speaker 2: Capsicum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she tried to convince it. She had for two years.

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Speaker 1: She used to call them red lollies. She'd be like, you, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's as sweet, that's not bad crispy snack. And then

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Speaker 1: you bought that.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I went to school and I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: want some capsicum, and I got the playground. But it's

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Speaker 1: a great little trick that parents pull. It's all about

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Speaker 1: pulling the wool over kid's eyes and it's just what

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Speaker 1: you make them believe. So hearing some great call, maybe

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Speaker 1: people are just walking out of that stupid now. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you've only just realized that you were windled by your

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Speaker 1: parents as a kid. Kylie, you had a treat that

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Speaker 1: wasn't a treat, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Certainly did. I used to be allowed a special piece

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Speaker 3: of chocolate when I was a kid, only to find

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Speaker 3: out that it's actually worming chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got addicted to them. They're pretty good. No, no, Kylie,

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Speaker 2: stay with me. Chocolate's pretty tasty gusting because remember there

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Speaker 2: was a time in wa I thought I had the

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Speaker 2: old worms, but then realized I didn't. Cheese, I loved

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Speaker 2: the chocate anyway, Let's go to lor Go to Lorry.

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Speaker 1: That was disgusting chocolate.

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Speaker 2: I quite liked it. It was almost like a bit of

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Speaker 2: like a it's like a medicated chocolate, which sort of

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Speaker 2: gave it a tang.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Lorry on thirty one and sixty five, Lorri.

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Speaker 1: Oh great, this is something. This is a treat that

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Speaker 1: isn't a treat. But you're pulling the wool over your

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Speaker 1: kid's eyes.

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Speaker 3: I certainly am for us. So you know, when you're

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Speaker 3: going to the shopping center and you have to take

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Speaker 3: your kids with you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I told them that only good kids got to.

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Speaker 3: Ride on the escalator, so they had to behave while

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Speaker 3: I was in the shop, and then I would take

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Speaker 3: them on a ride.

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Speaker 2: Give give her around the piant I mean, I remember

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Speaker 2: my old man, and my old man he's a huge

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Speaker 2: tight hos. But you know that in the malls you

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Speaker 2: do actually have the rides.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, like the rocking horse or the race

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Speaker 1: car or whatever.

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Speaker 2: He convinced me for a very long time there was

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Speaker 2: no need to put a coin, and then they never moved.

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Speaker 2: So he would just put me in the car and

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Speaker 2: I just sit there and he'd be like, there's your ride, Bud.

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Speaker 2: Remember I saw a kid on there and it was moving.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, yeah, yeah, that's an amazing moment

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Speaker 1: when you get to actually pierce the veil of the

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Speaker 1: deceit that's going on here. I remember when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, Dad used to said, as oh, if you

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Speaker 1: l like you guys, you get to come with the hospital.

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Speaker 1: You get to come to the hospital with me on

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Speaker 1: a Saturday afternoon. Oh yeah, And was it a huge right.

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Speaker 1: We're like, oh you to go to the hospital. It's

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Speaker 1: only now that I realized that we were just playing

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Speaker 1: mind sweeper in the nurses station for five hours, that

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Speaker 1: other kids were doing better things.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, Jasmine, you did this to your daughter yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Amazing what'd you do?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So here's seven and I wasn't feeling well yesterday

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Speaker 3: and we always read stories together, so I told her

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Speaker 3: to save my voice from getting sore, she needs to

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Speaker 3: read stories by herself. And as a treat, she can

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Speaker 3: write me a one page book report about the story.

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Speaker 3: It's just really excited what.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about. Smart parents. That's just a dumb kid.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm being honest, Jasmine, I can believe

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Speaker 1: that what is exciting about running a book report? Although,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, I probably would have enjoyed that. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Laura on thirty six five cold I Laura.

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Speaker 3: Hey, going, guys, Laura.

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Speaker 1: We're talking treats that weren't a treat. What have you

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Speaker 1: got for us?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? So when I was a little kid, when I

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Speaker 3: was well behaved, my special treat was watching my nan

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Speaker 3: rush her false teeth.

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Speaker 2: Oh what did you What did you enjoy about that?

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Speaker 1: Laura?

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Speaker 2: What was the trade for you there.

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Speaker 1: Well, I honestly I have no idea, but I used

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Speaker 1: to love it, and I was devastated if I did

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Speaker 1: anything wrong and I missed out, I was guttered.

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Speaker 3: And then when she died, I got to kick the

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Speaker 3: whole thing.

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Speaker 1: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast. You

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Speaker 1: know you want to