Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, so this morning we want to know about
Speaker 2: unusual things you tried to send in the post or
Speaker 2: weird or unusual things that you've received in the post.
Speaker 3: On nine four one four one o four three, we've
Speaker 3: learned this one that Jack tried to send a walkie talkie.
Speaker 4: A walkie talkie is a romantic gesture.
Speaker 1: Walkie talkie of love.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would have one walkie talk at my place.
Speaker 4: She would get the other walkie talkie, so that when
Speaker 4: we came together, Roger that yeah, are you in love
Speaker 4: with me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know, I've got a horrible feeling he was.
Speaker 4: I was twenty one.
Speaker 3: Sorry, look he said earlier, Patsy, it's cute. So next
Speaker 3: time you see a police officer talking on his walkie talkie,
Speaker 3: just say to.
Speaker 1: Him, Oh, it's cute you chatting to a loved one.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's a creative romantic gesture. You
Speaker 4: guys are probably all flowers.
Speaker 3: It's my wife's birthday next month, and I've been really
Speaker 3: racking after so many years together. I know what We're
Speaker 3: going to go, walky talking. So wherever I am in
Speaker 3: the house, she can scream. Now, all right.
Speaker 1: What if you tried to send them the post? Perhaps
Speaker 1: if you sent anything weird usual in the post.
Speaker 5: No, but my girlfriend's family does. They've got this big
Speaker 5: business business in northeast Victoria where they send all over
Speaker 5: the world prized cattle seamen to breeders across the world.
Speaker 5: It's quite sought after. I don't know what breed of
Speaker 5: cattle it.
Speaker 4: I just you're going to drop the.
Speaker 1: S bomb.
Speaker 3: The shove today, good morning, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 1: They send that in the post?
Speaker 3: Yes, if you've got at address?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what sis? If there's loads of it?
Speaker 1: Can you even send this in the post?
Speaker 5: I've heard of dog breeders doing it as well overseas.
Speaker 4: And does it go in a normal package? Do you
Speaker 4: have to put a special sticker on it?
Speaker 1: Well? What kind of sticker? You know? What emoji is that?
Speaker 4: You surely can't just go down to the post office
Speaker 4: and put it in a normal parsl.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not their business. What's in it? You can post?
Speaker 3: You know, you know, because sometimes you see stuff like
Speaker 3: with biohazardous material. I guess it's got some kind of special.
Speaker 5: Would it go in dry ice? We don't have to
Speaker 5: go and dry ice.
Speaker 1: It's not a cocktail. Try ice, shake it three time.
Speaker 3: At that will start your weekd No, that is too much. No,
Speaker 3: what is it my fault, it's too much.
Speaker 1: Quickly get colder on air. Katie, good morning, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6: My mom very kindly sent me a mandarine in the
Speaker 6: bottom of a Christmas stocking from the UK which got
Speaker 6: seized by custom and I just received a letter telling
Speaker 6: me it's been destroyed.
Speaker 1: I tell you what you know.
Speaker 3: We hear so much about the lack security Grand Finals
Speaker 3: and various events on of Australia. They need to have
Speaker 3: the same people that run border patrol here in Australia.
Speaker 3: Nothing is allowed through, not even a little orange or
Speaker 3: Amanda in there.
Speaker 1: Katie, thank you very much. You cool. We have a
Speaker 1: good day.
Speaker 6: Thank you boy.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Sometimes when we
Speaker 3: get stories from you guys and information, there's so much
Speaker 3: of life that we don't really know about that goes on.
Speaker 3: Patsy just told us about a friend of hers who's
Speaker 3: daddy runs this very successful company sending mail order animal
Speaker 3: mating materials.
Speaker 5: Correct all around the world like.
Speaker 3: Way radio friendly way of decoding. What Patsy said, in
Speaker 3: one word, I've used eighteen very much. The English ways.
Speaker 3: There some kind of decency in the morning. All right,
Speaker 3: so let's take some more stories. Here have we got here?
Speaker 1: Terry? Good morning, Terry, Oh Christian, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm going, Terry? Thanks for calling the show. So you
Speaker 3: actually work for os Post?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's right, well you must have.
Speaker 1: You must have seen everything that's been sent by us
Speaker 1: in the post.
Speaker 7: What have you seen of saying Simon sent by the post?
Speaker 7: Animal samon?
Speaker 1: And how do they label.
Speaker 7: That animal semon?
Speaker 4: Yes on the front British people like O'Connell I told.
Speaker 1: You animal breeding materials.
Speaker 3: So does it just does it not need a special
Speaker 3: label like you know, hazardous or bio.
Speaker 7: Doesn't say what's not hazardous? Way it's not. But you
Speaker 7: know it just has semen?
Speaker 1: Yep, as it is. You know, that's just way brown
Speaker 1: snake semen. That's in here.
Speaker 3: All right, go to the letter box and any of
Speaker 3: the unusual stuff, Terry. In your time I was post.
Speaker 7: Oh, not a lot of unusual stuff it people said,
Speaker 7: it's just chocolate Easter eggs, just as an Easter egg
Speaker 7: with an head dress on it.
Speaker 1: They don't even they don't even bother wrapping it.
Speaker 7: Don't bother wrapping it. That just put an head dress
Speaker 7: on it.
Speaker 1: That is late?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: You got all the effort to get the egg and
Speaker 1: then just shove it in the post?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: Then I actually was when I started working here and
Speaker 7: I thought, oh my goodness, what are we going to
Speaker 7: do with this? So I've got all this past the.
Speaker 3: One you thought, oh my goodness about.
Speaker 1: The stuff that.
Speaker 7: I wanted to make sure it didn't get broken to
Speaker 7: the cake and didn't.
Speaker 3: Get broken OLS post guarantee.
Speaker 7: I wish it was. I actually just got a parcel
Speaker 7: from a daughter and it was broken.
Speaker 3: So did stick to those old post protocols by Terry,
Speaker 3: take care now send mething in the post?
Speaker 1: Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 6: Hi, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what have you tried to send in the post? Michelle?
Speaker 6: Well, a year and years ago I had my girl
Speaker 6: bloody mood and my mother wanted the gallstones and she
Speaker 6: lives in Western Australia, so I did. I sent him
Speaker 6: my goll stones and she buried them. So I'm a
Speaker 6: part of me lives in West Australia.
Speaker 3: Right, So your mom got very So your mum got
Speaker 3: the gallstones and then buried them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, lovely bro.
Speaker 4: A gallstone tree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, does she have a sort of body
Speaker 3: part vegetable patch in the back on their old Mama?
Speaker 6: Michelle, I don't know. I don't even know. You could
Speaker 6: have crossed on it, and I.
Speaker 1: Like you, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: What would you wonder if mom wants the don't ask
Speaker 4: any question?
Speaker 3: And then of course someone says that we all know
Speaker 3: what to do. You start digging in the garden. You
Speaker 3: put them down there right under a full moon. Perfect sense,
Speaker 3: nothing to talk about here, seeming in the post.
Speaker 1: Call it that's right on the front.
Speaker 6: But the stupid thing she comes back to Melbourne TOI
Speaker 6: she could have bought.
Speaker 4: Them back because you wanted them to do the.
Speaker 1: One thing worse than once. They're all soy.
Speaker 3: I tug these out of the garden for you coming
Speaker 3: in Mom.
Speaker 6: Well, she could have brought them back, and when she
Speaker 6: cassed them away, she could have taken to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she could have. She could have done. Wonderful You
Speaker 1: can take stuff with you. I guess you're right, Michelle.
Speaker 1: Wonderful call. We'll send your prize. Take care, Michelle.
Speaker 8: That's a good day, Janine, Good morning, High.
Speaker 9: Christian Jack Patsy, how are you going?
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. So some of the instinct calls
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: That about what you tried to send in the post,
Speaker 3: very much narrowing in an area now I didn't expect
Speaker 3: we get into.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Janine, what have you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 6: Yeah? So I used to work in a bit leb
Speaker 6: and we used to receive sheepe faces via.
Speaker 9: Express Express's way this musk, he needs this a S
Speaker 9: A P.
Speaker 1: Are you going there now with this? Because I've paid
Speaker 1: a premium through the night if.
Speaker 3: It exists when it comes to be opening.
Speaker 1: Up that sheep crap.
Speaker 7: In some of those stinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, we gets all year round. There's something about that.
Speaker 1: It's not a seasonal thing experience.
Speaker 9: And so why Yeah, so I used to wake in
Speaker 9: a bit left so farmers had send their ship feces
Speaker 9: in to get tied if they thought they'd have some
Speaker 9: sort of disease.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah TV uff right, oh not.
Speaker 7: Really TV, but like you news disease or that sort
Speaker 7: of thing.
Speaker 6: But anyway, yeah, athletes.
Speaker 3: Spreads up wildfire, that stuff happened at our school and
Speaker 3: knits what a job? Soing on a Monday getting those packages.
Speaker 3: That's the work experience, lad, isn't it. You only want
Speaker 3: to look for anything that microphone.
Speaker 1: Summertime we used.
Speaker 6: To get the the semen straws into.
Speaker 1: We've all had a laugh.
Speaker 3: Now we've all had a couple of drinks straws.
Speaker 1: We must go. Jan it's all getting a bit too
Speaker 1: giddy in here. Thank you. What just happened?
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