WEBVTT - MINI: In the Post

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, so this morning we want to know about

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<v Speaker 2>unusual things you tried to send in the post or

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<v Speaker 2>weird or unusual things that you've received in the post.

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<v Speaker 3>On nine four one four one o four three, we've

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<v Speaker 3>learned this one that Jack tried to send a walkie talkie.

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<v Speaker 4>A walkie talkie is a romantic gesture.

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<v Speaker 1>Walkie talkie of love.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I would have one walkie talk at my place.

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<v Speaker 4>She would get the other walkie talkie, so that when

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<v Speaker 4>we came together, Roger that yeah, are you in love

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<v Speaker 4>with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You know, I've got a horrible feeling he was.

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<v Speaker 4>I was twenty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, look he said earlier, Patsy, it's cute. So next

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<v Speaker 3>time you see a police officer talking on his walkie talkie,

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<v Speaker 3>just say to.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, Oh, it's cute you chatting to a loved one.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think it's a creative romantic gesture. You

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<v Speaker 4>guys are probably all flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my wife's birthday next month, and I've been really

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<v Speaker 3>racking after so many years together. I know what We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to go, walky talking. So wherever I am in

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<v Speaker 3>the house, she can scream. Now, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you tried to send them the post? Perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>if you sent anything weird usual in the post.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but my girlfriend's family does. They've got this big

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<v Speaker 5>business business in northeast Victoria where they send all over

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<v Speaker 5>the world prized cattle seamen to breeders across the world.

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<v Speaker 5>It's quite sought after. I don't know what breed of

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<v Speaker 5>cattle it.

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<v Speaker 4>I just you're going to drop the.

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<v Speaker 1>S bomb.

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<v Speaker 3>The shove today, good morning, good morning Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>They send that in the post?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, if you've got at address?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what sis? If there's loads of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you even send this in the post?

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<v Speaker 5>I've heard of dog breeders doing it as well overseas.

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<v Speaker 4>And does it go in a normal package? Do you

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<v Speaker 4>have to put a special sticker on it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? What kind of sticker? You know? What emoji is that?

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<v Speaker 4>You surely can't just go down to the post office

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<v Speaker 4>and put it in a normal parsl.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's not their business. What's in it? You can post?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you know, because sometimes you see stuff like

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<v Speaker 3>with biohazardous material. I guess it's got some kind of special.

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<v Speaker 5>Would it go in dry ice? We don't have to

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<v Speaker 5>go and dry ice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a cocktail. Try ice, shake it three time.

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<v Speaker 3>At that will start your weekd No, that is too much. No,

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<v Speaker 3>what is it my fault, it's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Quickly get colder on air. Katie, good morning, Good morning everybody.

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<v Speaker 6>My mom very kindly sent me a mandarine in the

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<v Speaker 6>bottom of a Christmas stocking from the UK which got

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<v Speaker 6>seized by custom and I just received a letter telling

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<v Speaker 6>me it's been destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what you know.

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<v Speaker 3>We hear so much about the lack security Grand Finals

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<v Speaker 3>and various events on of Australia. They need to have

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<v Speaker 3>the same people that run border patrol here in Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing is allowed through, not even a little orange or

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<v Speaker 3>Amanda in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie, thank you very much. You cool. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>good day.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you boy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Sometimes when we

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<v Speaker 3>get stories from you guys and information, there's so much

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<v Speaker 3>of life that we don't really know about that goes on.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy just told us about a friend of hers who's

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<v Speaker 3>daddy runs this very successful company sending mail order animal

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<v Speaker 3>mating materials.

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<v Speaker 5>Correct all around the world like.

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<v Speaker 3>Way radio friendly way of decoding. What Patsy said, in

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<v Speaker 3>one word, I've used eighteen very much. The English ways.

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<v Speaker 3>There some kind of decency in the morning. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>so let's take some more stories. Here have we got here?

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<v Speaker 1>Terry? Good morning, Terry, Oh Christian, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going, Terry? Thanks for calling the show. So you

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<v Speaker 3>actually work for os Post?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, that's right, well you must have.

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<v Speaker 1>You must have seen everything that's been sent by us

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<v Speaker 1>in the post.

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<v Speaker 7>What have you seen of saying Simon sent by the post?

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<v Speaker 7>Animal samon?

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<v Speaker 1>And how do they label.

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<v Speaker 7>That animal semon?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes on the front British people like O'Connell I told.

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<v Speaker 1>You animal breeding materials.

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<v Speaker 3>So does it just does it not need a special

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<v Speaker 3>label like you know, hazardous or bio.

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<v Speaker 7>Doesn't say what's not hazardous? Way it's not. But you

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<v Speaker 7>know it just has semen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, as it is. You know, that's just way brown

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<v Speaker 1>snake semen. That's in here.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, go to the letter box and any of

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<v Speaker 3>the unusual stuff, Terry. In your time I was post.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, not a lot of unusual stuff it people said,

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<v Speaker 7>it's just chocolate Easter eggs, just as an Easter egg

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<v Speaker 7>with an head dress on it.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even they don't even bother wrapping it.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't bother wrapping it. That just put an head dress

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<v Speaker 7>on it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is late?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>You got all the effort to get the egg and

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<v Speaker 1>then just shove it in the post?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Then I actually was when I started working here and

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<v Speaker 7>I thought, oh my goodness, what are we going to

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<v Speaker 7>do with this? So I've got all this past the.

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<v Speaker 3>One you thought, oh my goodness about.

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<v Speaker 1>The stuff that.

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<v Speaker 7>I wanted to make sure it didn't get broken to

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<v Speaker 7>the cake and didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Get broken OLS post guarantee.

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<v Speaker 7>I wish it was. I actually just got a parcel

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<v Speaker 7>from a daughter and it was broken.

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<v Speaker 3>So did stick to those old post protocols by Terry,

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<v Speaker 3>take care now send mething in the post?

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what have you tried to send in the post? Michelle?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, a year and years ago I had my girl

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<v Speaker 6>bloody mood and my mother wanted the gallstones and she

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<v Speaker 6>lives in Western Australia, so I did. I sent him

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<v Speaker 6>my goll stones and she buried them. So I'm a

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<v Speaker 6>part of me lives in West Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So your mom got very So your mum got

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<v Speaker 3>the gallstones and then buried them.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, lovely bro.

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<v Speaker 4>A gallstone tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, does she have a sort of body

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<v Speaker 3>part vegetable patch in the back on their old Mama?

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<v Speaker 6>Michelle, I don't know. I don't even know. You could

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<v Speaker 6>have crossed on it, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you, Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you wonder if mom wants the don't ask

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<v Speaker 4>any question?

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<v Speaker 3>And then of course someone says that we all know

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<v Speaker 3>what to do. You start digging in the garden. You

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<v Speaker 3>put them down there right under a full moon. Perfect sense,

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<v Speaker 3>nothing to talk about here, seeming in the post.

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<v Speaker 1>Call it that's right on the front.

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<v Speaker 6>But the stupid thing she comes back to Melbourne TOI

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<v Speaker 6>she could have bought.

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<v Speaker 4>Them back because you wanted them to do the.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing worse than once. They're all soy.

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<v Speaker 3>I tug these out of the garden for you coming

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<v Speaker 3>in Mom.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, she could have brought them back, and when she

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<v Speaker 6>cassed them away, she could have taken to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she could have. She could have done. Wonderful You

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<v Speaker 1>can take stuff with you. I guess you're right, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderful call. We'll send your prize. Take care, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 8>That's a good day, Janine, Good morning, High.

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<v Speaker 9>Christian Jack Patsy, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good, We're good. So some of the instinct calls

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<v Speaker 1>this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>That about what you tried to send in the post,

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<v Speaker 3>very much narrowing in an area now I didn't expect

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<v Speaker 3>we get into.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Janine, what have you got for us? Mate?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? So I used to work in a bit leb

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<v Speaker 6>and we used to receive sheepe faces via.

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<v Speaker 9>Express Express's way this musk, he needs this a S

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<v Speaker 9>A P.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going there now with this? Because I've paid

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<v Speaker 1>a premium through the night if.

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<v Speaker 3>It exists when it comes to be opening.

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<v Speaker 1>Up that sheep crap.

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<v Speaker 7>In some of those stinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, we gets all year round. There's something about that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a seasonal thing experience.

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<v Speaker 9>And so why Yeah, so I used to wake in

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<v Speaker 9>a bit left so farmers had send their ship feces

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<v Speaker 9>in to get tied if they thought they'd have some

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<v Speaker 9>sort of disease.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, yeah TV uff right, oh not.

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<v Speaker 7>Really TV, but like you news disease or that sort

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<v Speaker 7>of thing.

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<v Speaker 6>But anyway, yeah, athletes.

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<v Speaker 3>Spreads up wildfire, that stuff happened at our school and

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<v Speaker 3>knits what a job? Soing on a Monday getting those packages.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the work experience, lad, isn't it. You only want

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<v Speaker 3>to look for anything that microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>Summertime we used.

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<v Speaker 6>To get the the semen straws into.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all had a laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we've all had a couple of drinks straws.

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<v Speaker 1>We must go. Jan it's all getting a bit too

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<v Speaker 1>giddy in here. Thank you. What just happened?

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