1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 2: Well, yes, so this morning we want to know about 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 2: unusual things you tried to send in the post or 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 2: weird or unusual things that you've received in the post. 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 3: On nine four one four one o four three, we've 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 3: learned this one that Jack tried to send a walkie talkie. 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 4: A walkie talkie is a romantic gesture. 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: Walkie talkie of love. 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 4: Yes, I would have one walkie talk at my place. 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 4: She would get the other walkie talkie, so that when 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 4: we came together, Roger that yeah, are you in love 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 4: with me? 13 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? You know, I've got a horrible feeling he was. 14 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 4: I was twenty one. 15 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 3: Sorry, look he said earlier, Patsy, it's cute. So next 16 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 3: time you see a police officer talking on his walkie talkie, 17 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 3: just say to. 18 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 1: Him, Oh, it's cute you chatting to a loved one. 19 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 4: I think I think it's a creative romantic gesture. You 20 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 4: guys are probably all flowers. 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 3: It's my wife's birthday next month, and I've been really 22 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 3: racking after so many years together. I know what We're 23 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 3: going to go, walky talking. So wherever I am in 24 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: the house, she can scream. Now, all right. 25 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,559 Speaker 1: What if you tried to send them the post? Perhaps 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: if you sent anything weird usual in the post. 27 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 5: No, but my girlfriend's family does. They've got this big 28 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,559 Speaker 5: business business in northeast Victoria where they send all over 29 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 5: the world prized cattle seamen to breeders across the world. 30 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 5: It's quite sought after. I don't know what breed of 31 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 5: cattle it. 32 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 4: I just you're going to drop the. 33 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: S bomb. 34 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 3: The shove today, good morning, good morning Melbourne. 35 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: They send that in the post? 36 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 3: Yes, if you've got at address? 37 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, what sis? If there's loads of it? 38 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: Can you even send this in the post? 39 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 5: I've heard of dog breeders doing it as well overseas. 40 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 4: And does it go in a normal package? Do you 41 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 4: have to put a special sticker on it? 42 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: Well? What kind of sticker? You know? What emoji is that? 43 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 4: You surely can't just go down to the post office 44 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 4: and put it in a normal parsl. 45 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: Okay, it's not their business. What's in it? You can post? 46 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 3: You know, you know, because sometimes you see stuff like 47 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 3: with biohazardous material. I guess it's got some kind of special. 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 5: Would it go in dry ice? We don't have to 49 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 5: go and dry ice. 50 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: It's not a cocktail. Try ice, shake it three time. 51 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 3: At that will start your weekd No, that is too much. No, 52 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 3: what is it my fault, it's too much. 53 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: Quickly get colder on air. Katie, good morning, Good morning everybody. 54 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,959 Speaker 6: My mom very kindly sent me a mandarine in the 55 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 6: bottom of a Christmas stocking from the UK which got 56 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 6: seized by custom and I just received a letter telling 57 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 6: me it's been destroyed. 58 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: I tell you what you know. 59 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 3: We hear so much about the lack security Grand Finals 60 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 3: and various events on of Australia. They need to have 61 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 3: the same people that run border patrol here in Australia. 62 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 3: Nothing is allowed through, not even a little orange or 63 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 3: Amanda in there. 64 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: Katie, thank you very much. You cool. We have a 65 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: good day. 66 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 6: Thank you boy. 67 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Sometimes when we 68 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 3: get stories from you guys and information, there's so much 69 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 3: of life that we don't really know about that goes on. 70 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 3: Patsy just told us about a friend of hers who's 71 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: daddy runs this very successful company sending mail order animal 72 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 3: mating materials. 73 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 5: Correct all around the world like. 74 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 3: Way radio friendly way of decoding. What Patsy said, in 75 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 3: one word, I've used eighteen very much. The English ways. 76 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 3: There some kind of decency in the morning. All right, 77 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 3: so let's take some more stories. Here have we got here? 78 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: Terry? Good morning, Terry, Oh Christian, how are you? 79 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 3: I'm going, Terry? Thanks for calling the show. So you 80 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 3: actually work for os Post? 81 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 7: Yes, that's right, well you must have. 82 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: You must have seen everything that's been sent by us 83 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: in the post. 84 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 7: What have you seen of saying Simon sent by the post? 85 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 7: Animal samon? 86 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: And how do they label. 87 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 7: That animal semon? 88 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 4: Yes on the front British people like O'Connell I told. 89 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: You animal breeding materials. 90 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 3: So does it just does it not need a special 91 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 3: label like you know, hazardous or bio. 92 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 7: Doesn't say what's not hazardous? Way it's not. But you 93 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 7: know it just has semen? 94 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 1: Yep, as it is. You know, that's just way brown 95 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: snake semen. That's in here. 96 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 3: All right, go to the letter box and any of 97 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 3: the unusual stuff, Terry. In your time I was post. 98 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 7: Oh, not a lot of unusual stuff it people said, 99 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 7: it's just chocolate Easter eggs, just as an Easter egg 100 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 7: with an head dress on it. 101 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: They don't even they don't even bother wrapping it. 102 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 7: Don't bother wrapping it. That just put an head dress 103 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 7: on it. 104 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: That is late? 105 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 2: Is it? 106 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: You got all the effort to get the egg and 107 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 1: then just shove it in the post? 108 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 4: Yes? 109 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 7: Then I actually was when I started working here and 110 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 7: I thought, oh my goodness, what are we going to 111 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 7: do with this? So I've got all this past the. 112 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 3: One you thought, oh my goodness about. 113 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: The stuff that. 114 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 7: I wanted to make sure it didn't get broken to 115 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 7: the cake and didn't. 116 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 3: Get broken OLS post guarantee. 117 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 7: I wish it was. I actually just got a parcel 118 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 7: from a daughter and it was broken. 119 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 3: So did stick to those old post protocols by Terry, 120 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 3: take care now send mething in the post? 121 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 1: Michelle, good morning. 122 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,279 Speaker 6: Hi, good morning, Christian. 123 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, what have you tried to send in the post? Michelle? 124 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 6: Well, a year and years ago I had my girl 125 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 6: bloody mood and my mother wanted the gallstones and she 126 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 6: lives in Western Australia, so I did. I sent him 127 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 6: my goll stones and she buried them. So I'm a 128 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:43,359 Speaker 6: part of me lives in West Australia. 129 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 3: Right, So your mom got very So your mum got 130 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 3: the gallstones and then buried them. 131 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 6: Yeah, lovely bro. 132 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 4: A gallstone tree. 133 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, does she have a sort of body 134 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: part vegetable patch in the back on their old Mama? 135 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 6: Michelle, I don't know. I don't even know. You could 136 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Speaker 6: have crossed on it, and I. 137 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: Like you, Yeah, you're right. 138 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 4: What would you wonder if mom wants the don't ask 139 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 4: any question? 140 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 3: And then of course someone says that we all know 141 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 3: what to do. You start digging in the garden. You 142 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 3: put them down there right under a full moon. Perfect sense, 143 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 3: nothing to talk about here, seeming in the post. 144 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: Call it that's right on the front. 145 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 6: But the stupid thing she comes back to Melbourne TOI 146 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 6: she could have bought. 147 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 4: Them back because you wanted them to do the. 148 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: One thing worse than once. They're all soy. 149 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 3: I tug these out of the garden for you coming 150 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 3: in Mom. 151 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 6: Well, she could have brought them back, and when she 152 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 6: cassed them away, she could have taken to him. 153 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, she could have. She could have done. Wonderful You 154 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: can take stuff with you. I guess you're right, Michelle. 155 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: Wonderful call. We'll send your prize. Take care, Michelle. 156 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 8: That's a good day, Janine, Good morning, High. 157 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 9: Christian Jack Patsy, how are you going? 158 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. So some of the instinct calls 159 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:13,239 Speaker 1: this morning. 160 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 3: That about what you tried to send in the post, 161 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 3: very much narrowing in an area now I didn't expect 162 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 3: we get into. 163 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 1: But anyway, Janine, what have you got for us? Mate? 164 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 6: Yeah? So I used to work in a bit leb 165 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 6: and we used to receive sheepe faces via. 166 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 9: Express Express's way this musk, he needs this a S 167 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 9: A P. 168 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: Are you going there now with this? Because I've paid 169 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: a premium through the night if. 170 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 3: It exists when it comes to be opening. 171 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: Up that sheep crap. 172 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 7: In some of those stinks. 173 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, we gets all year round. There's something about that. 174 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: It's not a seasonal thing experience. 175 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 9: And so why Yeah, so I used to wake in 176 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 9: a bit left so farmers had send their ship feces 177 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 9: in to get tied if they thought they'd have some 178 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 9: sort of disease. 179 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: Of course, yeah TV uff right, oh not. 180 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,319 Speaker 7: Really TV, but like you news disease or that sort 181 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 7: of thing. 182 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 6: But anyway, yeah, athletes. 183 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 3: Spreads up wildfire, that stuff happened at our school and 184 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 3: knits what a job? Soing on a Monday getting those packages. 185 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,959 Speaker 3: That's the work experience, lad, isn't it. You only want 186 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,079 Speaker 3: to look for anything that microphone. 187 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: Summertime we used. 188 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 6: To get the the semen straws into. 189 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 1: We've all had a laugh. 190 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 3: Now we've all had a couple of drinks straws. 191 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 1: We must go. Jan it's all getting a bit too 192 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,319 Speaker 1: giddy in here. Thank you. What just happened? 193 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,479 Speaker 2: You're listening to the question you know Carl's Show Podcast