1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: Something happened to me this morning. And I don't know 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: if it's happened to you before, but you know, like lately, 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: I've had a little bit of crooked guards. I don't 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: know why this happens all the time. You shut it anyway, 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: that's not what I'm I'm not telling that story. 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 2: Continue have interrupted? 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 1: So like, how many times have I shipped myself and 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,319 Speaker 1: told it on this podcast? Nearly every episode? No, I 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 1: was just like just run of the mill morning bog. 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: But because I've been unwell, there's been a lot of 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: cleaning the back of the bowl with the brush. 12 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: Yes, And this. 13 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: Morning, this morning, I'm cleaning the back of the bowl 14 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: with a brush and a bit of water flicked up. 15 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 3: No, no, no, thankfully not in the eye. 16 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: Welcome back to Two Dating Dads. I'm Maddie J and 17 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 2: I'm This is a podcast that happens to be all 18 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 2: about parenting for good, the. 19 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: Bad, and the relatable. 20 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: And as always, we do not offer any type of advice. 21 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: Yes, we definitely don't. I don't know what else to 22 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: add to that. That's pretty obvious. 23 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 2: I do want to say there happens to be quite 24 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 2: a lot of people who don't have kids, not even 25 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 2: trying for kids, just taken advice who have started listening. 26 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've noticed that people have been like, I'm in 27 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: my twenties and don't even have kids. It's like, why 28 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: are you listening to me? Ramba? 29 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 2: You know when you speak to someone who doesn't have 30 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 2: kids in the same way that you would speak to 31 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,839 Speaker 2: someone who did have kids, and you talk about food 32 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 2: and sleep routine, and I can just see within three 33 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 2: seconds just the joy leave their face and they're like, no. 34 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: One gives us. It's like showing friends kids pictures you 35 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: no one gives. We spoke about this the other day 36 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: with the wedding video. Remember we're talking about me you, 37 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: Lauren April were talking about like showing people your wedding video. 38 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: It's just like they glaze over the that they could 39 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: not give two. 40 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: You may as well be showing them a video of like, hey, 41 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 2: look at this bit of paint drying on a wall. 42 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: Do you like that? 43 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? 44 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: And is it a testament to ask that people without 45 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: kids are listening? Absolutely it is. Yeah, it must just 46 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: be well done, well done to both of us. 47 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 2: I don't know if we've had this bit. 48 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: I actually, legit have never had this particular better beer. 49 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 2: No have we No, I don't think No, we should 50 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 2: wish back on it now. 51 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 1: Oh I just squirted everywhere, that's what she said. 52 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: Yes, can you stop ejaculating things? 53 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a mid strength for those of you listening, 54 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: better be MIDI so. 55 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 2: Is that's three percent asked for those playing at home. 56 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: I drove because last time I got public transport, I 57 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: swore like a sailor on this podcast. 58 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 2: And you got home at like three am. I do 59 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: just want to say you're looking delicious and the better 60 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 2: be a tiny monster shirt. 61 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: And I'm so stoked when I got that. 62 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 2: It's a good color. 63 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: I like they really went for the monster theme on that. 64 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 2: I really did. 65 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, we are on the mid strength for a reason 66 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: because coming up. 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: To Dridge your line, yeah. 68 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: Look that's trademarks. I don't know if we can actually say. 69 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, can we say I'll say it, come and sue me, 70 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 2: come get me? 71 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can come straight off. 72 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 2: I'm not scared. 73 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: Not me because I don't have the money. 74 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,399 Speaker 2: Are you going to do drive your line? 75 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: I feel absolutely not. Look you want to think about it. 76 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: I did January February dry. 77 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 2: How did you feel? 78 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: Oh, like an athlete. 79 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 2: But it's just not the real ash, is it. 80 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: It's not the real me? Like April prefers that. Look, 81 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: I did feel really good, so it was a cleanse. 82 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: Then I might do one later in the year. 83 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 2: I'm going to do drive your life, so I'm going 84 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 2: to support you. You can be on the sideline. 85 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: I will drink your. 86 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 2: Beers perfect if that's O perfect. So this is yeah, 87 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 2: this is like a little warm up to what do 88 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 2: we now? 89 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: We're winding down the percentage of alcohol. 90 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 2: We've got like like a week till July. I don't 91 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 2: want to sound really cliche, but isn't the year going quick? 92 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 2: Shut up? What am I saying? Sorry? Sorry? Cut that out. 93 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: April I was like, oh my god, you know it's 94 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: technically July. It's like, baby, it's June first. Just chill out. 95 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 2: I'm with April on this April April. If you're listening, 96 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 2: I can't believe it either. It's shocking. It is absolutely shocking. 97 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 1: Such a boomer thing to talk about, like how quick 98 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: gear is going. 99 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 2: It's all I've got. It's all I've got that that 100 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 2: and git it's cold at the moment. 101 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: It's like such a go to small tour. 102 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 2: It's mate daycare drop off. Literally every pair. 103 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. 104 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 2: You just say, oh it's nippy. Yeah, I could really 105 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 2: feel it my fingers. 106 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I was in the surf just then 107 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: and I was like one guy sitting next to me. 108 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:58,039 Speaker 1: I was like that wins cold. It was like, no, ship, 109 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: it was bold. I was like, I actually back because 110 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 1: it's like my head's probably going to be a little 111 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 1: bit warmer than yours. So, but that's such a go 112 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: to Yeah, go to chit chat. I don't really finish 113 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 1: that one already. What that's like halfway? 114 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are the fucking tinmy monster. 115 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, not wrong, not wrong, Ash. 116 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw my stories over the weekend. 117 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 2: I was at a wedding which had a little disaster. 118 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,919 Speaker 1: Oh last weekend. 119 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, a little while ago, a surprise wedding. 120 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: Actually, I do recall the stories because I screenshot a 121 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,919 Speaker 1: lot of them and zoomed right in your face. Because 122 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: that's the sort of friend I am where I send 123 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: you your half blurred face going like you look like 124 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. Yeah, I'm just like this guy's excited. 125 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 2: Thanks, Ash, So we were at Shady Pines for what 126 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 2: everyone thought was a birthday. It was a location where 127 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,359 Speaker 2: the two people getting married had the very first so 128 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 2: we came back there like nine or ten years later 129 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 2: for the birthday. We knew that it was going to 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 2: be a wedding because Laura had done the rings, so 131 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 2: we were up to speed. 132 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: I did see that, yeah, yeah. 133 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 2: And how it was going to play out. A friend 134 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 2: of ours who's a celebrant, also does some MCing. She 135 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 2: was on the mic, still very much playing the game 136 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,840 Speaker 2: of this is a birthday party, have an MC But 137 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 2: I think every I think everyone never got it. Yeah, 138 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 2: everyone knew. And the way it was going to play out. 139 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: Love is disgusting, It's awful, awful. 140 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 2: The way it was going to play out is that 141 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 2: we had some birthday cakes, beautiful, big birthday cakes, like 142 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 2: they would have cost a bit of money, Like, yeah, extravagance. 143 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,840 Speaker 1: The wedding cake. Look they're expensive, look delicious. Did they 144 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: have the surprise wedding so that when they told vendors 145 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: they're just having a birthday, it wasn't this. 146 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 2: Expense cater was airding, Like motherfucker is they charge an 147 00:06:55,440 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 2: extra forty percent stitch up so the mc slash celebrant 148 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 2: was going to say, Hey, we're going to put some 149 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 2: sparklers on the birthday cakes. We're going to sing happy 150 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,679 Speaker 2: Birthday out of the Happy Birthday surprise. It's actually a wedding. 151 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 2: That was a game plan a little bit of context 152 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 2: as well. There's a few people there who I didn't know. 153 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 2: And Shady Pines is it's in the city. It's almost 154 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 2: like a basement that you go into. 155 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:27,679 Speaker 1: It sounds, honestly, sounds very shady like. It's it sounds 156 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: like a strip class. 157 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 2: It's a great pub, great part. 158 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: Oh, i'd say, ba, I know one thing. There were 159 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: some barrel tables there. 160 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 2: Yes, and there was like a moose head, there's a 161 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 2: deer head, lots of taxidermy. But people would go outside 162 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 2: because it was during the day so it was lovely 163 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 2: weather outside. One person at the party was smoking a vape, 164 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 2: well I thought it was a vape and he said, 165 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 2: do you want some? And I don't, you know, I 166 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 2: don't know. I don't smoke vabes. But also like in 167 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 2: that situation where there was a couple of them and 168 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 2: they said, have some of this, and I, what is it? 169 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 1: Like? Just Dad's on the vapes just a I don't know. 170 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 2: What it was to do, but I've I was lightheaded, like. 171 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: It look if you haven't had a vape before and 172 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: you suck it back. 173 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 2: Like it wasn't it was something else. 174 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: Nah, it's just like makes you dizzy, man. 175 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 2: Dude, I was. I was not quite with it. 176 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: So is that why your photos do you look like that? 177 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 2: I was kind of in front of these people. I 178 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 2: was like, well, that's good, vabe. I went back inside 179 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 2: still like and back into the basement where it's all 180 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,679 Speaker 2: quite dark. My job was to light the sparklers as 181 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: I'm still quite not with it, feeling a bit tingly. 182 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 2: You know, it's dark down there people. And Laura, I'm 183 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 2: gonna put Laura in the ship now because she said 184 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,959 Speaker 2: the best way to light these sparklers is to bunch 185 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 2: them together really tightly. 186 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,320 Speaker 1: And you light them all of them. 187 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 2: So Laura had I'm going to say, like twenty sparklers 188 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 2: like held tightly. 189 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: And I was trying to burn the place down. 190 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 2: I mean, have you made a sparkle bomb before? Yeah? 191 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am a male, I'm a male, 192 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: was a child yeah yeah yeah. 193 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 2: It's dangerous. Yeah, and you know if I hadn't had 194 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 2: that vape, I would have been thinking more clearly and 195 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 2: I would have said this is a bad idea, Yeah, 196 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 2: but I go for it. I'm too high for this, 197 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 2: bring him here. They were too light. 198 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 1: The watermelon vape really got to me. 199 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 2: And they even said someone made a joke saying about 200 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 2: the fire alarm is going to go off. 201 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 1: Dude, that ship shut up. 202 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 2: That ship went off like it you know when they 203 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 2: start to take and it goes it's a little spark yeah. 204 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just smoke everywhere. Oh my god, 205 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: it's like letting off a flare, dude. 206 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,319 Speaker 2: It was. It was crazy. It was absolutely crazy. 207 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,959 Speaker 1: Laura, not your best idea, mate. 208 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,439 Speaker 2: She was holding not just the hand of but she 209 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 2: was holding part of the sparkle bit that lights up 210 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 2: the whole. The whole sparkler went up in like two seconds, 211 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 2: just gone. And then because all these sparklers go up, 212 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 2: people and just throw it on the cake and it's 213 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 2: this Morne cake. So then the cake's on fire and 214 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,960 Speaker 2: I'm there like in this haze. 215 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:13,680 Speaker 1: I did see a photo of you, like obviously taken 216 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: aback from like what was happening, and you screen I've 217 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 1: screenshot it and zoomed on your face because you were like. 218 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 4: I was. 219 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 2: I was in shock. It was up to me the 220 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 2: guy who's just I don't know what I've smoked outside, 221 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,079 Speaker 2: and then it's just me and this cake that's on fire, 222 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 2: and I know that it's the bride's favorite cake. So 223 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 2: I was like trying to like put out the cake 224 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 2: and then the dude. Then the smoke alarms went off 225 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 2: and they're all links. All of a sudden, all the 226 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,960 Speaker 2: smoke alarms in the building. 227 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:52,040 Speaker 1: Have the sprinkler. Luckily, oh that would have been I 228 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: love disaster. 229 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 2: It's what you want. It makes it more memorable. 230 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we wouldn't be talking about if everything 231 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: went to play am I have? 232 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 2: But I did think I was wondering they're going to 233 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,960 Speaker 2: be you know, some of these alarm systems. 234 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: Imagine if like firefighters came in but that wasp, Yeah, 235 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: we here to put the fire. 236 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 2: There was a moment where I looked at the celebrant 237 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 2: and she was there going, oh, my fucking god, because 238 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 2: there's smoke. Every Johnson ruined this fire alarm, and then 239 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 2: the bride and groom as well, also looking at like 240 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,440 Speaker 2: this is a disaster. And then they had to kind 241 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 2: of say, like surprise, it's a wedding beyond that moment, 242 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 2: beautiful ceremony. Yeah, they regathered, regathered, came came home strong. 243 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 2: Mum and dad were in tears of the writing groom. 244 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: I had sure it wasn't tears because of the smoke. 245 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 1: This is a beautiful wedding if we could see it. 246 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,719 Speaker 2: It worked out well because you know, I was very 247 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 2: squinty at that stage, so I had something to blame her. 248 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 2: It's not me, baby, this was and that watermelon vape 249 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,839 Speaker 2: that I did. 250 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: Laura burn her her well, she burned her. 251 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, La Laura burn burned by name, burned by nature 252 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 2: and by fingers. She she did. Yeah, I should have 253 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 2: given her more sympathy. She did say it looked bad. 254 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 2: It looked bad. The skin was very charred. 255 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,959 Speaker 1: And we'll get over it. 256 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 2: And she was like, I may have to go to hospital, 257 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 2: and I'm not going to hospital, and that. 258 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 1: All Marley will take it to hospital. She's been before. 259 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 2: She knows the drill. 260 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: She knows. I got to see some of it just 261 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: with the stories, but actually reminds me of my own 262 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: Sparkler story I have it. It's not as juicy as that, 263 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,440 Speaker 1: But I'll just whip through it really quick. 264 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,679 Speaker 2: Can you just confirm at what age is this story? 265 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,559 Speaker 2: Is this a young ash? 266 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:49,199 Speaker 1: Is this a young ash? This is primary school Ash? 267 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 2: Okay, you look like a kid who would have been 268 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:52,880 Speaker 2: into fire. 269 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I like burning things down. Don't tell the police 270 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 1: of that. I was just going to say spar was 271 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: a dangerous man. We were. We had a party at 272 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: birthday party at our house when we were kids. I 273 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: can't remember whose birthday was, has just come to me now. 274 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 1: And one of my cousins had a sparkler. We all 275 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 1: had sparkles because we're kids. The fucking sparkles are great 276 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 1: when you're kid. Yeah. Anyway, she's bloody flung it right, 277 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 1: this thing flying through the air, landing on top of 278 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 1: the back shed. The back shed's got all the pine 279 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:26,960 Speaker 1: needles on it. 280 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,840 Speaker 2: Yeah you're kidding. 281 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: The fucking shed burnt down. 282 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 2: No one got there in time quick enough to stop it. 283 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:38,079 Speaker 1: It wasn't so quick. It was just happened. The whole 284 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,439 Speaker 1: roof was covered in pine needles, and it was an 285 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: old shed. It was gone, like it was literally gone. 286 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,400 Speaker 2: I can't believe sparklers are still in business. They're sold. 287 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 2: You can get them from the shops. 288 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,079 Speaker 1: Go get my kids some sparkles after this. 289 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 2: Ask here you go, mate, late birthday president, and I just. 290 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: Get them from woollies. What we used to do? You remember, 291 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,439 Speaker 1: you used to like make the bombs out of it. 292 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,080 Speaker 2: You strip out the sparkle bit and then it was 293 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 2: like breaking bad. 294 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: You know, I know kids are such pirate technics. 295 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 2: I used to used to litle bit of fire back 296 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 2: in the day. 297 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:18,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was burning down, just beautiful. We shouldn't encourage it. 298 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually it's been a while since I put 299 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,040 Speaker 2: something on fire. 300 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: Let's finish this up and go better. Yeah, Mace's got 301 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:37,280 Speaker 1: a new nickname in my house, Princess Lord of the Throne, 302 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: I call her is What is she doing? 303 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 2: So? 304 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: She's too young to be doing the toilet training? She's 305 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 1: like nineteen months old? Okay, I don't I think that's right. 306 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: Abel will correct me neither way. 307 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 2: So she's still in nappies all day? 308 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I still doing a nappy thing. And Oscar's 309 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: like potty training. We spoke about that because he shit 310 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: himself last week. But Macy's just adopted this thing where 311 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 1: she has to sit on the toilet now, at any moment, 312 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 1: at any waking moment, it's so hard to get her 313 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 1: off the toilet. She's just sit on there. She's just fully, 314 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,840 Speaker 1: which is gonna be great down the track when we 315 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: do toilet train when she's in her teenage years. 316 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 2: Do you think she's just watching what you do? Sit 317 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 2: on the toilet for like a good hour. 318 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: No. No, because it's a different toilet. She hasn't seen 319 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: me in the other toilet. I'm in the en sweet toilet. 320 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: This is the where Oscar sits to do a poo. 321 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 1: So I think she's just mimicking an Oscar. Nice try though, 322 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 1: I do like what you did there. Try to make 323 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,880 Speaker 1: me look like a bad dad. 324 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 325 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 1: Sorry, Well, joke's on you, little as I am. 326 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 2: So she if she's happy though, fine, leave it there. 327 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like it's also dangerous mate. Yeah, she 328 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: falls off, I'm going to the hospital. I don't want 329 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: to have to deal with that. 330 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's quite I'm looking at a photo now. 331 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: I'm happy. She's got food on her face, but happy very. 332 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 2: Close to the corner of the sink. 333 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the same thing that I hit 334 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,400 Speaker 1: my head on before you tell that story, we sell over. 335 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 2: That's looking sharp. Also, the bath, she could fall on 336 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 2: the corner of the bath into the bar. 337 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not an ideal. Thank you for pointing out 338 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: all of the safety hazards in which I've put my 339 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: child in that situation. 340 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 2: You're very welcome. But she looks. 341 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: Happy, she's super happy. Food on the face. But anyway, 342 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: so she's just addicted to a lord of the throne. 343 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,240 Speaker 1: As you can see, addicted and you'll see how cute 344 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: she is anyway, So anyway. 345 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 2: There are worse things to be addicted to. 346 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: But the problem is you can't get her off. So 347 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: what do you do. She won't let anyone else sit down, 348 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: and you cannot get her off because she'll just scream. 349 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 1: So she screams and screams, and you put it down 350 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 1: somewhere else. In back, she's just on the toilet all 351 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,080 Speaker 1: the time. 352 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 2: Isn't it weird what kids get fixated. 353 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 1: I've got to bring her food, I've got to bring 354 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 1: her toys, I've got to bring she's worked it out 355 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: that she's like, if I just sit here, they will 356 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 1: come to me. They will come to me with things. 357 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,160 Speaker 1: So she's now. 358 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,159 Speaker 2: Where she now has dinner. She could just sleep the throne, 359 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 2: she could just sleep in the bar. 360 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: Soon I'll be fanning her with a big fucking leave 361 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 1: and I'll be feeding the grapes and she'll be this 362 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,400 Speaker 1: fattening on the toilet, being like ring. 363 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,199 Speaker 2: It's going to be awkward when I go to your 364 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,119 Speaker 2: place next time to record. Then I go to do 365 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 2: a piss. 366 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: And I pissed through a legs. 367 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 2: I'm like, sorry, excuse me, So Lord. 368 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,879 Speaker 1: Of the Throne, She's like, she's just obsessed with it. 369 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's normal. I don't know if 370 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 1: anyone else. Look, this is only my second kid, so 371 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: I don't know the first one didn't do it. But 372 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,880 Speaker 1: I guess like she's probably thinking, like my brother does. 373 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: Is all that other kid? 374 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 2: Now? I want in on the action? 375 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's sitting there fully closed, closed clothed. Get 376 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 1: that out. 377 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 2: If there's any parents out there who were experiencing something similar, 378 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 2: how do I get them off? Any words of advice 379 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,120 Speaker 2: on how to this trend or do you just embrace it? 380 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,360 Speaker 1: Well, this morning, trying to get it in the car 381 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 1: to go to Kindy, she was like, he's screaming head off, 382 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 1: Like once back on the throne, and it's not like 383 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: it's all the way upstairs. Like I can sit in 384 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 1: the lounge room and just look through the door and 385 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 1: there she is safe and sound near all these. 386 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 2: If she's happy, mate leave her there. 387 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 1: Like hopefully it transitions into that she just wants to 388 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 1: easily potty training, because she'll just sit there all day 389 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: and she'll just shit and piss all day while she's. 390 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,919 Speaker 2: There, taking happy off, PLoP it down. That's actually not 391 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 2: about show see what happens. 392 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: You know what will happen. She'll want to get off. 393 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 2: I've got a buone to pick with you. Oh fuck, Actually, 394 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 2: Ash far away, I'm angry at you because you've ruined 395 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 2: kids birthdays for me because we had Marley's birthday on 396 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,479 Speaker 2: the weekend. Also, thanks for coming, Ash, very kind of 397 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,199 Speaker 2: you to drive all the way from and all the 398 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 2: beaches out to eastern suburbs. 399 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,919 Speaker 1: Of Sorry, I had to wash my hair that day. 400 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,639 Speaker 2: I thought I thought we were friends, but. 401 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,879 Speaker 1: I honestly I had something. I had better things to do. 402 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 2: That's fine, I completely understand, But when your kids have 403 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,760 Speaker 2: a birthday party, eventually. 404 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: Never when it happens, you'll be at their eighteenth don't. 405 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:27,919 Speaker 2: Expect me to fucking rock up. 406 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 1: It's a long way, man. 407 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 2: So I was given the task of I do understand 408 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 2: by the way, I'm only joking, just like a ship friend. 409 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 2: That's fine. I was given the task of organizing Marley's 410 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 2: birthday party, which I should be good at because I 411 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,160 Speaker 2: worked in events for fucking your own. 412 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,360 Speaker 1: Okay, no. 413 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:54,920 Speaker 2: Organized all these. I left it last minute. Yeah, didn't 414 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,760 Speaker 2: organize that. 415 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 1: If it was your party, you'd be like you organized 416 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,640 Speaker 1: it last birthday. This one. You're just like our weak out. 417 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: What do we want to do. 418 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,880 Speaker 2: I thought it's not summer, so I didn't think it'd 419 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,160 Speaker 2: be that busy. There's a lawn bowls place down the road. 420 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 2: Guy was saying, it's like, mane, we don't take bookings 421 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,840 Speaker 2: for the outside tables, and I was like, I'll pay 422 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 2: whatever you need. 423 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,240 Speaker 1: Just do not know who I am. I'm Maddie j 424 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,920 Speaker 1: I'm Australia's favorite bachelor. 425 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,199 Speaker 2: I was going to drop that in decided not to 426 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 2: bullshit and he didn't want to bar of me. I 427 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 2: was like, now, honestly, whatever, if there's a minute, whatever, whatever, 428 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 2: I will make it worth your while. Fuck you, that's 429 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,920 Speaker 2: going to get me three tables. 430 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 1: Nice, I'll do it. 431 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,760 Speaker 2: Didn't want me East Footy Club, great venue for the 432 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 2: kids home games. Can't take bookings. 433 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. 434 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 2: Out. So I'm calling calling everyone, trying to also work 435 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 2: around the Fairy Princess that we've organized. And it's just awful, 436 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,960 Speaker 2: absolutely awful. 437 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,160 Speaker 1: And at the stripper. 438 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:04,880 Speaker 2: Fairy Princess Prince, welcome Crystal, the kids entertain it is Porsche. 439 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 2: I was trying to make it worthwhile for you to 440 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 2: come out this way. And at the same time I 441 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 2: had to had to go get Marley's presence as well, 442 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 2: and that was just a fucking ordeal because Laura had 443 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:23,119 Speaker 2: pre booked it on Camar Click and Collect. Waited in 444 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 2: line at the service line as well on the phone 445 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 2: trying to fucking find a venue. Got to the front 446 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,320 Speaker 2: and they said, oh, this is the wrong there's two 447 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 2: k mats and bondais one in Westfield and one outside. 448 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: And I was like, who in BONDI I see when 449 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,200 Speaker 1: you fucking came ups do you need over here? 450 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 2: Came out. I don't want to tell you how to 451 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,880 Speaker 2: do your job, but you don't need two fucking km 452 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,879 Speaker 2: arts within like a one comet radius. 453 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 1: Gank. God, we've got one that like service as the 454 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,199 Speaker 1: whole of North Sydney. I've actually got two now, but 455 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: they were like doubling up ten or fifteen k's apart. 456 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,680 Speaker 2: So I went to the right km art and as 457 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 2: I was standing there in the service line waiting to 458 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 2: pick up the dollhouse, I saw something in the corner 459 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,120 Speaker 2: of my eye and I thought that would be such 460 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,920 Speaker 2: a great present for Mali because she's really into doing 461 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,959 Speaker 2: concerts at the moment. I did see once she stands 462 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 2: there and sings a song. 463 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 1: When's she got a talent agent already? 464 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 2: Well, I'm working on it. 465 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,120 Speaker 1: You could just do it, man, I'm. 466 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 2: Thinking about it. But I bought a gift that I 467 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 2: thought was a great gift, but it was actually really shit. 468 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 2: It was a terrible idea and I regret it and 469 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,480 Speaker 2: I can't get rid of it now because she loves it. 470 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 1: Is it the Is it the microphone? 471 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 2: Yes? Ye yes. 472 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 1: Every household that I've gone to that have that, I 473 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 1: just pick it up straight away and hid it. Oh, 474 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 1: because it's so fucking annoying. 475 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,440 Speaker 2: And it's also the it's a little speaker which attaches 476 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 2: to a microphone, and I don't know if there's like 477 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,439 Speaker 2: different modes on it, but it's an echo when you 478 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 2: sing into it. Oh, it's like a karaoke machine. And 479 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 2: Marley loves it. And as soon as I gave it 480 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:56,879 Speaker 2: to I turned it on and she was just she 481 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,439 Speaker 2: didn't sing, she just yelled in it. 482 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,639 Speaker 1: Ah, in this echo, just scaring the ship out of 483 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:07,640 Speaker 1: people with it. Yeah, such a shit toy, Like why 484 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:13,399 Speaker 1: do they create toys that honestly just invented to annoy 485 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: the shit out of parents? 486 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 2: And I think back to that moment where I was 487 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,679 Speaker 2: standing in line, and I was like, how did I 488 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 2: not have some common sense? Like how did I not? 489 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 1: You were in the moment. 490 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:23,919 Speaker 2: I was in the moment. 491 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,919 Speaker 1: You're in the moment. I do that too, where you're like, oh, 492 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: do you know what my sister got my kid for 493 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: his second birthday? All right, a kazoo. 494 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 2: And it's loud. 495 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: She gave it to us and I was like, oh, 496 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 1: like why and she was like, you'll see a straight 497 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,879 Speaker 1: up fuck you And I was like what the fuck? 498 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,720 Speaker 1: I kept throwing it out, but somehow I kept reappearing. 499 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,640 Speaker 1: I don't know it, honestly, It's just tiny little kazoo 500 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: and I put it in the bin. I swear to God, 501 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 1: I put it in the bin more than once, and 502 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: it just keeps reappearing in my kid's mouth. And because 503 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,760 Speaker 1: when you breathe through it, you breathe through it. But 504 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 1: then he'll breathe, he'll inhale too. So it's. 505 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,120 Speaker 2: The people who have designed those types of toys. They 506 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,159 Speaker 2: know what they're doing. They've designed this knowing. 507 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,000 Speaker 1: Full well test the patience. 508 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,520 Speaker 2: Where it's going to end up in the hands of 509 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,879 Speaker 2: a little toddler, a little terrorist, destroying the lives of parents. 510 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I blame my sister, not the kid. 511 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,119 Speaker 1: They don't know. 512 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 2: So it's the week of organizing Marley's birthday, with the 513 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 2: geek out, with the gears, with organizing the party itself. 514 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 2: And I was thinking to myself the whole time. I 515 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,639 Speaker 2: was like, I don't have to do this. Ash doesn't 516 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 2: do it. 517 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,399 Speaker 1: I don't do that. 518 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,160 Speaker 2: Ash doesn't do this. Why am I putting myself through this? 519 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 2: And so now every birthday you fucking ruined it for 520 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 2: me because I know you're I know you're sitting there 521 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:02,120 Speaker 2: on your couch at home, not even giving any thought 522 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 2: whatsoever to the birthday party. 523 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: I know. And also we went to a birthday party 524 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,440 Speaker 1: locally at the one we went into yours. 525 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 2: Oh so you got someone else's birthday party? Okay, who 526 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,679 Speaker 2: the fuck? Was it? 527 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 1: Just someone else? Someone less important than you as well? 528 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,280 Speaker 1: And again we just told Oscar it was his party. 529 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,199 Speaker 1: And all I did was tell one of my friends 530 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 1: to walk up to Oscar and say, thanks for having 531 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: me at your party. 532 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 2: You are so manipulative. 533 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,320 Speaker 1: And we were getting in the car. 534 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,679 Speaker 2: What did he say when it's okay? 535 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 1: We were getting in the car and there were some 536 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,240 Speaker 1: other people there and they're like, thanks for the party, Oscar, 537 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: and he was like, that's okay, thumbs. 538 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 2: Up his cotton socks. One benefit though, of organizing the 539 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 2: party with this very princess that was coming. 540 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 1: She did extra. 541 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,359 Speaker 2: Ash please your mind. And it's going to lead me 542 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,240 Speaker 2: into my new favorite segment on the podcast. 543 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 4: And that is tell Me, Lies, Tell Me and that song. 544 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 545 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,160 Speaker 2: This has ended up so much better that little intro. 546 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: I know, I just me singing anyway. 547 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,680 Speaker 2: Were you ever in the school choir? 548 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: No? Very the weird al yank of each school choir, 549 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 1: such a beautiful it's one of those voices, you know. 550 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,240 Speaker 2: When we recorded that and you said, oh, should we 551 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,640 Speaker 2: keep going. When we stopped it at that point, there 552 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,879 Speaker 2: was another like potential ten seconds that we could have 553 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 2: could have used, and I thought, nah, we don't do 554 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 2: and I regret not extending it. Ten seconds of you 555 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,920 Speaker 2: singing is not enough. So I started telling a lie 556 00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,720 Speaker 2: to Marley. 557 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 1: And it's very much other one. 558 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 2: It's added to the list. The lies keep on coming. 559 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,639 Speaker 1: That's an endless list of parenting is just an endless 560 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 1: list of lies. 561 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 2: Now that I'm paying attention to you know what I'm saying. 562 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Speaker 2: I'm just dishing out lines every day. I'm a psychopath, 563 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,400 Speaker 2: so good, But I'm going to say it's like kind 564 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 2: of Santa Claus two point zero because Marley is a 565 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 2: pretty bad eater. She's always been. 566 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,200 Speaker 1: Really, really tricky. 567 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 2: Lola is a little like she's grizzleguts. She'll just eat 568 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,640 Speaker 2: everything she'll eat. Fucking watch off your wrist if you're 569 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,399 Speaker 2: not careful, she will. There have been so many times 570 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,920 Speaker 2: where I've come into the kitchen and she's like moved 571 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 2: the chair to the pantry and she's eating like dried 572 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 2: razoni and just like pesto. Anything she can get her 573 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 2: hands on. She's just shoveling it into the list. 574 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,399 Speaker 1: None of my kids are fucked. 575 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Marley, you've got to like pin down. And 576 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 2: I said to her leading up to the party, I 577 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,480 Speaker 2: was like, hey, the fairy princess so I found in 578 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 2: the park. She said she can come on Saturday, except 579 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,200 Speaker 2: she only comes to the parties of those girls who 580 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,520 Speaker 2: are really well behaved. And she said, make sure Mally 581 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 2: it's all her dinner, otherwise she won't come. And Marley 582 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 2: was like, shit. 583 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 1: They're so dumb. It's like, it's funny when you tell 584 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,199 Speaker 1: that lie to them. How straight faced you are too. Yeah, 585 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 1: it's like, honestly, just like you can lie to straight 586 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,199 Speaker 1: down the barrel. 587 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 2: In my head, I was like, will she take the bait? 588 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,960 Speaker 2: Here is this? And like she took it, hook line 589 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,359 Speaker 2: and sinker. 590 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 1: Beautiful. 591 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 2: She was in And I even said to her just 592 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 2: to like, you know, add a bit of spice. And 593 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 2: I was like, and the fairy princesses, you need to 594 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 2: clean the floor, clean the toilet. I said, they're always 595 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 2: listening and they're always watching. And so Marley was like, oh, 596 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 2: like thinking that this fairy is somewhere, She's like, I 597 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,920 Speaker 2: love my dinner. I loved it. I loved it. And 598 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 2: every mouth was She was. 599 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 1: Like, maybe she was having you on. 600 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,120 Speaker 2: Dad's fulling this fucking fully. 601 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,120 Speaker 1: Grown man think. How stupid does he think I am. 602 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm just going to play this up. Maybe get lolder 603 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: to eat my food, not tell, and then I get 604 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 1: my fucking fairy if she. 605 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 2: Was playing me, and who knows who was playing? 606 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: Who knows who's playing. 607 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 2: But it worked. Even when it came to going to bed. 608 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 2: She was like, do you know what, daddy, I love 609 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,120 Speaker 2: going to bed because sleeping is fun. 610 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 1: She just got ya and I just got your Yeah, 611 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: I've met Marley and she is much. 612 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,080 Speaker 2: She is fucking smart. The babysit a message and said, oh, 613 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 2: by the way, I just want to say birthday for Marley. 614 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 2: She mentioned it was on the nineteenth. 615 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 1: Who is this? She's just telling randoms when her birthday is, 616 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,480 Speaker 1: what time she was born, her exact weight. 617 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 2: She definitely doesn't get the brains from me from Laura. Yeah, yeah, 618 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 2: obviously she gets the looks from meet. She gets the 619 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 2: great personality from this guy. 620 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: Anyway, So let's move on from this. 621 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 2: How many lies you told your kids? 622 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 1: It's endless. It's like we were talking about last week 623 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: the park like things are closed or things don't work. 624 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 1: And you know a classic is the park is closed. 625 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,120 Speaker 1: That's a great one. And everyone who's listening except for 626 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: those who don't. 627 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 2: Have kids, Yeah, who maybe going you say what now. 628 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,760 Speaker 1: Unless you'd lie to your dog. And also, dog parents 629 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: is not the same as real parents. Let me just 630 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,000 Speaker 1: put that in there. 631 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,840 Speaker 2: I for one just want to say to any dog 632 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,440 Speaker 2: parents listening, you're doing a great job. And I can 633 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 2: only appreciate how if a dog dies the listeners do 634 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 2: we need all the listeners. 635 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 1: If a dog dies, you get over it in like 636 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 1: a month and you buy a new dog. If your 637 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,720 Speaker 1: kid dies, it's something you take with you for the 638 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: rest of your. 639 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 2: Life, maybe if it's your little shits. 640 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 1: But saying, but just saying, it's not comparable. 641 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 2: I am going to disagree with you there and say that. 642 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 1: Okay, So if Bustard dies, not that I wish that 643 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 1: upon bust I never know, like you're telling me, not 644 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,960 Speaker 1: just going to go get a your dog at some 645 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,160 Speaker 1: point irreplaceable. Okay. But if if Marley dies, you'll carry 646 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 1: that with you for the rest of your life. Correct, 647 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 1: So it's not comparable. 648 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,840 Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to shoot on the listeners, 649 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 2: as I will. 650 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,240 Speaker 1: Just do so, okay, do so willingly? 651 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 2: Back to your lie? 652 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 1: Yes, the life. Sorry, we went off there a little bit. Yes, 653 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,480 Speaker 1: so park's closed. It's a great one, but I pulled 654 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: a completely different one. I've adapted. I would say, I 655 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 1: impressed myself. 656 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 2: You've upgraded the line. 657 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: I've upgraded the lie to something else. 658 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 2: Because sometimes sometimes you do get caught out. 659 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: I get caught out because we were actually going to 660 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 1: the park, right and I can't be like or get 661 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: there and it's closed because it's clearly not. 662 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 2: How did that happen? 663 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: So we got there. Yeah, this particular park which is 664 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 1: very popular, and it was so busy, and he's the. 665 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,360 Speaker 2: Weather's been good lately in Sydney. I was like, fuck 666 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 2: that swings are taken up. 667 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, sorry, buddy, it's booked out. 668 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 1: He was like, I was like, what do you mean, 669 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,200 Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you mean it's booked out? 670 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,920 Speaker 1: I was like, look, can't you see the people? They 671 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,920 Speaker 1: booked it out, But we can't go. We're not allowed. 672 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,600 Speaker 1: I'd love to, I'd love to go to this particular park. 673 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,240 Speaker 2: How long did it take to get to the park 674 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:29,880 Speaker 2: from your house? 675 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: We walked and scootered there. 676 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,520 Speaker 2: Right, so he's had some exercise. 677 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 1: We just scooted home. 678 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 2: Did he take it well? 679 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 1: You understood, Yeah, he understood that someone had booked it out. 680 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,440 Speaker 1: We went for a little swing at another tiny little 681 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 1: ship park, but no one there. 682 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 2: I think, actually what you're doing is a good thing 683 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,440 Speaker 2: because you're setting him up to experience disappointment from a 684 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,480 Speaker 2: really early age. 685 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and it will come in waves throughout your life. 686 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 2: So you're really, I think, laying down the foundations for 687 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,720 Speaker 2: what's going to be a great adult well done. 688 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,240 Speaker 1: Just just like a really gullible man. 689 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,440 Speaker 2: When it doesn't work out. 690 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,160 Speaker 1: It's just like, must be broken, it must be booked out. 691 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 2: That's right. 692 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 1: I think, like I said, it's the circle of life. 693 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 1: Lying to your kids, not just in general. You tell them, 694 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 1: they'll tell their kids. 695 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,440 Speaker 2: It is a beautiful thing. 696 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: I've adapted. I've adapted the lie you've got. 697 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,360 Speaker 2: You've got to be fluid in your lie telling. All 698 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,840 Speaker 2: good liars know that it's important to be fluid here. 699 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: I really encourage this. 700 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,840 Speaker 2: As they get older, they start to figure out what's 701 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,560 Speaker 2: truth and what's not. You need to keep fucking spinning 702 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 2: those webs. 703 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,239 Speaker 1: Nothing is true this is a simulation. 704 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 2: But for any parents out there, for any parents out 705 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 2: there who are spinning webs themselves and maybe they've come 706 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 2: across a really great lie that helps their kid behave 707 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,120 Speaker 2: better or it like minimizes a tantrum, we want to 708 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,400 Speaker 2: hear it. We will share them to all the parents 709 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,879 Speaker 2: and dog parents out there ash who need help. 710 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to know about your fucking dog lies 711 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,560 Speaker 1: because they don't get it. That's not comparable when. 712 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 2: People who don't have kids, and I know this isn't fair, 713 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,080 Speaker 2: because you know, there's always going to be someone out 714 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,920 Speaker 2: there who's doing it more tough. But when people who 715 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,279 Speaker 2: don't have kids say I'm tired, shut. 716 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 1: The that's I don't know what t it is. 717 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:33,239 Speaker 2: You have no idea. But before I started haacking more 718 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 2: of our listeners, let's go into some questions. 719 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,399 Speaker 1: No, I've got another lie? 720 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,520 Speaker 2: Oh what do you got? Sorry? 721 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry? 722 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,000 Speaker 2: Yes? Sorry? 723 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,360 Speaker 1: How dare you cut. 724 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,799 Speaker 2: Me off like I am so sorry? Apologies? 725 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,680 Speaker 1: That's apology. I just wanted something that just I saw 726 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 1: that came up on TikTok. I was scrolling relentlessly because 727 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 1: that's all I do now that I'm unemployed, and I'll 728 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,759 Speaker 1: play the snippet. Now, oh, my god, the fourth half 729 00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:03,680 Speaker 1: of tooth Ever, you know what is no? Oh, that 730 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 1: makes sense. So those of you who are familiar with 731 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: who created that video. But the little girl in that videos, 732 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,640 Speaker 1: the neighbor is the name. But she dishes out a 733 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: lie that has been told to her. So that's why 734 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 1: this is a little bit unique. The kids actually believed 735 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 1: it so wholeheartedly that she's telling others this particular lie. 736 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,319 Speaker 1: And the lie is that the tooth Fairy uses the 737 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: teeth to build her house like bricks like bricks. So 738 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,920 Speaker 1: the dad or the mum has told this child. But 739 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,799 Speaker 1: does this mean they're not giving them any money? Is 740 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,680 Speaker 1: this charity work? That's what I want to know. I 741 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:48,080 Speaker 1: want to know if these parents have turned somewhat of 742 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:53,400 Speaker 1: an earning situation with this child into a charitable learning 743 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: situation where it's like the tooth Fairy will die without 744 00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,280 Speaker 1: your teeth. 745 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 2: Do you want her to have a home or not? 746 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you want the tooth fair to be homeless? 747 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 1: There's already a cost of living and a housing crisis 748 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,440 Speaker 1: in this country. Now do you want to help the 749 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 1: help the tooth. 750 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,200 Speaker 2: It does seem I don't want to swear, but fucked up? 751 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,400 Speaker 2: Do you think, like what kind of animal is living 752 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,960 Speaker 2: in a house made of teeth? Like surely, surely these 753 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 2: kids at some point are they've got to start asking questions. 754 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,000 Speaker 2: But at the same time like genius nonetheless. 755 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you got I love it because you've 756 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,520 Speaker 1: gotten out of having to spend any money. One and 757 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,879 Speaker 1: two your kid believed it and is willing to tell 758 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: other people, like spreading the good words, spreading the good 759 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: word and helping with this housing crisis that we're all in. 760 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,120 Speaker 1: I've got one more life. 761 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,759 Speaker 2: This lie is a good one because I've never used it, 762 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 2: but it really annoys me when I get the girl's 763 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 2: ice cream and they don't eat it quickly and it 764 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,680 Speaker 2: starts melting and just makes such a huge mess. 765 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,919 Speaker 5: That is that's no ice cream melts in my house. 766 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:10,120 Speaker 5: Not just the tinea monster, the ice cream talking like pray. 767 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,919 Speaker 5: This dad says that if you eat the ice cream 768 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,840 Speaker 5: when it's melted, that will make you. 769 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,959 Speaker 2: Sick, So you got to eat it quickly. 770 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,840 Speaker 1: Right, Okay, there you go. It's not a great one. 771 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,720 Speaker 1: It's kind of like it's giving get it done vibe 772 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,919 Speaker 1: where it's like they make way more of a mess 773 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,880 Speaker 1: if they're like what but like, is he also like 774 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,239 Speaker 1: me where He's like, if you don't need it quick enough, 775 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to have to swoop in and eat it instead. 776 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,640 Speaker 2: I'm like, I think it's a good lie. Marley and 777 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,040 Speaker 2: Lola love ice cream. They eat it so slowly. I 778 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,960 Speaker 2: mean maybe Oscar as a boy, he eat it quickly. 779 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,480 Speaker 1: He shoves it all in there. 780 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,840 Speaker 2: Man. See, girls don't do that. Girls take their time. 781 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 2: And it's fine now because it's winter, but when it's summer, 782 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,000 Speaker 2: fucking nightmare. 783 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if it's like on a cone and it's 784 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: like dripping in the hands, that's fit fucked. But like, 785 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,799 Speaker 1: I'm just there, mate, waiting there, just waiting just then 786 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,839 Speaker 1: to not be eating it and. 787 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 2: Be absolute vulture. Nothing is more aggressive than a dad bite. 788 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do it to April two. I'm like, oh, 789 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,279 Speaker 1: give us a bite and I'll be like, go. 790 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,040 Speaker 2: To open your dissiccate your jaw. 791 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,719 Speaker 1: I'll go to do like the little nibble and I'll 792 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:22,279 Speaker 1: go and just take that. Hates it. 793 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,320 Speaker 2: Have I said for people to submit their lines? 794 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,280 Speaker 1: Have I already said that I submit more lines? 795 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,439 Speaker 2: Let's go on to some listener questions. Ash question number one. 796 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,319 Speaker 2: She says, here, my partner, whenever I ask me about 797 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,799 Speaker 2: having kids, his response is always soon. So she wants 798 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,400 Speaker 2: to know what does soon mean in male terms? Good question, 799 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,520 Speaker 2: Good question, I don't want to hope. If she's listening 800 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,239 Speaker 2: right now, please take a seat, because this news may 801 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,840 Speaker 2: shock you soon. That's that is he's deflecting. 802 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,239 Speaker 1: It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. 803 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,319 Speaker 2: Look we are firstly, we're sorry to break this news 804 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:05,759 Speaker 2: to you here. 805 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,239 Speaker 1: It's a classic man thing to just not commit to 806 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,799 Speaker 1: something right. Yes, So like using soon is like yeah soon, 807 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,839 Speaker 1: it's like when like April's like, can you loads of distrustion? Yes, 808 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,239 Speaker 1: I know that it's I'm not going to end up 809 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,839 Speaker 1: doing it. So hopefully that answers your question. I think 810 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,200 Speaker 1: it's a tough one. 811 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,759 Speaker 2: If you're wanting to avoid conflict, like I think most 812 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,680 Speaker 2: people are in a relationship, it's a lot easier to 813 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,760 Speaker 2: say soon. Then. Look, I don't want to have kids 814 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 2: with you because I don't see this relationship going anywhere. 815 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,920 Speaker 1: You're a crack addict. I don't want to. 816 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,840 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. 817 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: No, he could be legit, I don't we don't know, 818 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,480 Speaker 1: We don't know. These people were just like, we just 819 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 1: we take the question at first glance and it is 820 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,560 Speaker 1: what it is, but it's not looking good, so let's 821 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 1: move on. 822 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,399 Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I want to I want to try 823 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,640 Speaker 2: and find some word of encouragement here. Okay, if I 824 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,600 Speaker 2: was her, if you're on on any type of contraception, 825 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,719 Speaker 2: stop taking it. 826 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, trick him into it. 827 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,160 Speaker 2: Trick him into it. 828 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,479 Speaker 1: Because what relationship has ever failed if you tricked your 829 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,280 Speaker 1: partner into having kidd save sex? 830 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,040 Speaker 2: And if you are going to have sex, get on 831 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:19,680 Speaker 2: top and lock in, locking with the legs and actually you. 832 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:28,440 Speaker 1: Can missionary lock into just heals cheez and jeez. All right, Matthew. 833 00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:33,480 Speaker 1: Question number two for today's episode, boys, do your kids 834 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,960 Speaker 1: fake injuries to get out of KINDI. 835 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,120 Speaker 2: I think Marley is at this weird stage right now 836 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,080 Speaker 2: where the only time she's not at daycare as a Thursday, 837 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,560 Speaker 2: that's daddy day. And yet every morning she wakes up 838 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,759 Speaker 2: and she goes, is it daddy day today? Sorry? Kid, 839 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,239 Speaker 2: it's daycare day? And she flips out. She has this 840 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,200 Speaker 2: little meltdown every morning it happens, and I'm like, can 841 00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,000 Speaker 2: you not just have some kind of awareness of the 842 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,680 Speaker 2: days of the week, you know, it's a Tuesday. 843 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,279 Speaker 1: You know what day, your fucking birthday. The least you 844 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,600 Speaker 1: could do is no Monday to Sunday. 845 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,960 Speaker 2: So she gets upset. There wasn't a time when Lola 846 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,799 Speaker 2: was unwell, and she kind of saw that Lola being 847 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,040 Speaker 2: sick having a tempt Marley didn't have to get a 848 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:23,040 Speaker 2: daycare and Marley was like, well, I'm not so yeah, 849 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,560 Speaker 2: Marley kind of knew that she could feel her forehead 850 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:30,040 Speaker 2: absolutely fine, not even like no snot whatsoever coming out 851 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,839 Speaker 2: the nose. I was like, you're fucking going, yeah, don't 852 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,799 Speaker 2: even try me power. 853 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,040 Speaker 1: Oscar do the same thing where he'll just be like, oh, 854 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,200 Speaker 1: I'm not feeling well. Oscar was off Monday because Sunday 855 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 1: had this rank ofugh was really bad, like I was 856 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080 Speaker 1: up with him in the middle of the night and 857 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,319 Speaker 1: stuff like that, and so was like, have the Monday off. 858 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,640 Speaker 1: And he'd got better really really quick. Must have been 859 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,439 Speaker 1: cold air or whatever it might have been. And then 860 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:58,440 Speaker 1: Tuesday comes around and he's like, oh, I'm still sick, 861 00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:06,960 Speaker 1: shaking it. No, no, well I'm sick too. Sick of 862 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,440 Speaker 1: you off, Indy, you go, You've. 863 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,359 Speaker 2: Just gotta You've just got to send him off. 864 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,200 Speaker 1: They all do it. Man. Yeah, Oscar could have an 865 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,600 Speaker 1: ear infection and limp into Kindy. 866 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,400 Speaker 2: He's fine. I could be making this up. So if 867 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,560 Speaker 2: my mom is listening and this is untrue, I apologize 868 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:25,719 Speaker 2: in a. 869 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 1: Your mom's listening, Hey, Mad's mom because I got creepy. 870 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:40,680 Speaker 2: You had a couple of beers and it's creepy my 871 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,319 Speaker 2: little brother. I'm pretty sure over the weekend, like this 872 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,600 Speaker 2: is years ago, this is like primary school. He fell 873 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,480 Speaker 2: off his bike and we're being really bloody naughty, you know, 874 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,239 Speaker 2: single mom, five kids. She's like, fuck, you guys are 875 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,080 Speaker 2: doing my head. And he was like, my arm is 876 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,799 Speaker 2: really sore, and my mom was like, you're fine. Next 877 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,080 Speaker 2: morning he's like, you're going to school. He broke his arm, 878 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,480 Speaker 2: but she's still him to school. He came home. 879 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,560 Speaker 1: See a very big difference between that generation and our generation, 880 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,040 Speaker 1: Like we could go on for days. 881 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,759 Speaker 2: You just gotta you gotta, you gotta send him and 882 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,600 Speaker 2: if they're unwell, you'll know about it. 883 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,200 Speaker 1: Also like now, and this wouldn't have happened with the 884 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,160 Speaker 1: generation before us, where Oscar might go to KINDI and 885 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,000 Speaker 1: be a bit upset about us. Yeah, most of the time, 886 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,879 Speaker 1: he fucking hates it for some reason, and April ring 887 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,360 Speaker 1: like an hour later. 888 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,000 Speaker 2: Just to make sure he's okay. Oh that's nice. 889 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice. But my parents wouldn't have done. 890 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,520 Speaker 2: That, Like, fuck this kid at a sight out of mind? 891 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, fully, he's had tears rolling on his face and 892 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,200 Speaker 1: I'm like he else, I'm out of here. 893 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,759 Speaker 2: Man, because if Abel's doing that, it just invites the 894 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,120 Speaker 2: opportunity for them to say, actually. 895 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,200 Speaker 1: He's actually we're a bit short on teachers today. 896 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, fucking way. 897 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,160 Speaker 1: I would hate you. Yeah, tell you what you do. 898 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,320 Speaker 1: Chain him to a desk. 899 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,080 Speaker 2: And on that note, that is the episode. 900 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,680 Speaker 1: We've got time for today. 901 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,440 Speaker 2: Please chain him to a fucking desk. 902 00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, goodness, April, I didn't mean it. 903 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,800 Speaker 2: Before we go, do you want to say? Do you 904 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 2: want to say thank you to everyone who's left a 905 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,160 Speaker 2: comment on Apple Podcasts? 906 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,560 Speaker 1: We can't leave. What do you mean we have a 907 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,879 Speaker 1: competition when you're turn out? 908 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,320 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm all over the shop today. 909 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,680 Speaker 1: No, that's okay, it's like when you were going. 910 00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,040 Speaker 2: It's that vape. I'm still feeling the effects. 911 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,520 Speaker 1: The watermelon vibe you and every other primary school kids. Okay, 912 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,440 Speaker 1: we vape. 913 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,320 Speaker 2: We did we did a competition. It's a two hundred 914 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,719 Speaker 2: without you the merch from Better Beer. 915 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,560 Speaker 1: And thank you everyone for sharing. 916 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,880 Speaker 2: Sharing your stories of listening to the podcast. But the 917 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,440 Speaker 2: winner only one winner. 918 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 1: The winner is drum roll. 919 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,440 Speaker 2: Kayo and shout out to his partner step who posted 920 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,520 Speaker 2: him listening to the pod whilst he was cutting the 921 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:14,120 Speaker 2: hedges at home. Eh, jeez, you are you are welcome? 922 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,360 Speaker 2: And now am I missing? I can? We can? I 923 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,000 Speaker 2: wrap it up. 924 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,719 Speaker 1: We'll get in touch. We'll get in touch with that 925 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,560 Speaker 1: winner and get that stuff at. 926 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 2: We'll message them directly. Now I can say thanks to 927 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,480 Speaker 2: everyone who has given us a little comment on Apple podcast. 928 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,600 Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. 929 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, give us a follow. What else is there? 930 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,880 Speaker 1: La review? Follow the Instagram? 931 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,080 Speaker 2: Look and if there's a parent out there, a dog parent, 932 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,200 Speaker 2: a human parent who may be struggling, don't squint like 933 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:44,239 Speaker 2: that ash, send them the podcast and hopefully having a 934 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,000 Speaker 2: laugh they help the situation. 935 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:46,719 Speaker 1: Yeah. 936 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 2: Look, no, let's let's leave it there and we'll see 937 00:45:51,120 --> 00:46:00,600 Speaker 2: you guys next week two. Doting Dad's podcast. It acknowledges 938 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,239 Speaker 2: the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections 939 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,000 Speaker 2: to land sea and community. 940 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,760 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present, 941 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,920 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander 942 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,600 Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.