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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and started out eating a club sandwich. It ends

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Speaker 2: up with him choking on a club sandwich, we think. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And it also ties in with Harry and Meghan doing

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Speaker 2: that very famous interview with Oprah. You loose ends there,

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Speaker 2: but they come together. I promise.

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Speaker 3: It is a deep and complex story but absolutely worth it.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, it comes together beautiful, It come like a

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Speaker 3: good painting. We also talk about definitively desired. What is

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Speaker 3: the best seat in the back of a car?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so you just sometimes sometimes you just throw

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Speaker 2: things down, don't you come on jumps together? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: like a good But everyone was.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I guess that's fair enough.

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Speaker 4: If you say thought it came together, well you could

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Speaker 4: have said anything there, like what like the ocean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: True, not anything works that anything works, but it's.

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Speaker 2: All that comes together. It comes together quite well.

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Speaker 5: Hell, yes, little bits of gear from you today, Woody.

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Speaker 3: Yea second, what was the second?

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Speaker 5: If you could pick one piece on your body to

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Speaker 5: bathe for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 3: What would it be? Yeah, that was rogue. You will

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Speaker 3: hear that later. I think we decide what the best

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Speaker 3: is there. Let's rather open ended so I'll leave that

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Speaker 3: with you guys to discuss over the weekend or whatnot.

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Speaker 2: Begins is open ended. And then we tend to get

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Speaker 2: swamped with one group of people who want one particular

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Speaker 2: thing washed. Yeah, which was isolating for at.

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Speaker 5: Least half of the audience. Will just definitely dislikes them.

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Speaker 3: You'll be able to hear the anger, the genuine anger.

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Speaker 2: And I was disappointed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was disappointed in our fan base and know

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Speaker 3: that when the most turned off, he continued to get

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Speaker 3: angry about the goals we received.

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Speaker 2: I actually actually threw in my idea. I threw in

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Speaker 2: my rejected idea. I was like, this is a great idea,

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Speaker 2: this is a great idea. I'm genuine looking forward to

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Speaker 2: hearing what the audience has to offer. And they disappointed me.

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Speaker 2: They disappointed me, like it's only like a child. You

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Speaker 2: shot your very own child. Could wow, Yeah that's how

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Speaker 2: I felt. I've never had a kid, Yeah, but I

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Speaker 2: felt that way.

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Speaker 3: But you'll be disappointed by them as well. But the

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Speaker 3: point you're trying to make anyway, we also speak looking

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Speaker 3: of children. We get your dad on the show. He

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Speaker 3: talks about his novel it's actually a super super impressive

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Speaker 3: thing that he's done. He's written a genuine novel called

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Speaker 3: As Swallows Flying very good.

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Speaker 2: I was very worried about you as you went for

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Speaker 2: the time there.

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Speaker 3: What do you think came into your as Swallows? But

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Speaker 3: I look forward to reading the book and you guys

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Speaker 3: going to hear all about it. But then obviously you're

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Speaker 3: promoting your family, so I get to promote the White

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Speaker 3: Law family, and I bring on my uncle Greg, who's

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Speaker 3: actually written eight books that he revealed in the chat, threw.

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Speaker 4: Early books as your dad written, will only published one,

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Speaker 4: and we focus on the one that he's published, and

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Speaker 4: that is Grandpa's Alien Adventure that you can also get

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Speaker 4: from a good bookstores and online.

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Speaker 3: They're great chats and also you're going to hear the

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Speaker 3: best bits of the week.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you will hear the best Bets of the.

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Speaker 3: Week package that Tim puts together, which is really bloody impressive.

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Speaker 2: Next week on the show, Tom Gleason, Kitty Flanagan and

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Speaker 2: The Man the Mid The Legend, Pete Murray and I'm

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Speaker 2: eyeballing Joel and leaving space on the show performing live.

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Speaker 2: He's going to be doing our cassio karaoke. Guys, look

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Speaker 2: to give you some more Murray this song here? What

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Speaker 2: is that sound in the background.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I think anyone knows? That is well?

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Speaker 2: Can I hear the start of that again? There's that?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Oh? What is that? Probably like some sort of

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Speaker 2: I feel like he just plucks his own heart there.

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Speaker 2: That's just his heart strings. That's Pete Murray's heart strings

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Speaker 2: reverberating the microphone.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, that's good. You know we should start the podcast.

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Speaker 3: But as always on a Friday, we give you, guys

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Speaker 3: your required viewing over the weekend, and this weekend it

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Speaker 3: is young Blood, starring Rob Lowe and Patrick Shwayze, a

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Speaker 3: movie about a young ice skater going into the big.

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Speaker 2: Legs and Keanu Reeves apparently he's the goalie.

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Speaker 3: Apparently we haven't seen that.

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Speaker 2: We've been told it's good.

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Speaker 3: O Joel tells us it's very good the all time.

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Speaker 5: Actually, I think it's up there. It's up there, one

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Speaker 5: of the great eighties mullets.

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Speaker 3: Let's all watch young Blood this weekend and we'll see

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Speaker 3: you on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Don't you love it? Audio?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who? And where is Bud? Boddy?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't care?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, listen listen, listen, before we get into the

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Speaker 2: worst stuff. Let's let's let's recap some of the best

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Speaker 2: stuff this week.

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Speaker 1: Previously on Bridden, she described.

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Speaker 3: Her outfit as cheeks popping, titty's dropping. Mm, that's wild

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Speaker 3: weekend review.

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Speaker 2: Don't John Lawrence, We did take that very creepy laugh.

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Speaker 2: Thank you you good, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 3: Probably it's just hard to listen to.

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Speaker 2: It's been a huge week wards and it was kicked

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Speaker 2: off actually by Ario Award winner but also a woman

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Speaker 2: who could name drop for Australia, Amy Shark.

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Speaker 6: Russell Croat sent my album to it and I woke

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Speaker 6: up to an email one morning for me.

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, but it works for Amy, it'll work for us.

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Speaker 2: Because look, we had well one of the most influential

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Speaker 2: people in the mental health space in Hugh Van Kyleenberg,

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Speaker 2: and you continue to try and whizzle your way onto

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Speaker 3: I think I'm not enjoying right now. Hugh is the

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Speaker 3: elephant in the room talking about your podcast a lot.

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Speaker 3: Hugh Will did one.

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Speaker 2: Yep, he did do one.

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Speaker 3: You've you've got my number.

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Speaker 2: It's not the biggest elephant.

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Speaker 3: We've also had some ripper callers.

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Speaker 2: This week, like Ashley joking the visible g string tasteful

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Speaker 2: or tactless?

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Speaker 3: I was, can I say tasteful in maybe two thousand

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Speaker 3: and three, But now you know we've got this women's

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Speaker 6: Come on, be more respectful, ladies. Let's get our grouped

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Speaker 2: That's good gear. But what about Laura?

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Speaker 7: When I was well behaved, my special treat was watching

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Speaker 3: That was a bit awkward, but not as awkward as

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Speaker 3: when Dave Thornton came on the show with us, and

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Speaker 3: then we had a quiz after and one of the

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Speaker 2: Which comedians on the show next?

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Speaker 6: Well, I wasn't.

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Speaker 5: Who was it? Who is it?

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Speaker 3: You should recognize his voice, wouldn't you. Steve's one of

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Speaker 5: Gusy he's on a different radio station.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's the Women Woody.

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Speaker 2: Podcast right now. Give us a call if you've got

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Speaker 2: a glove box and a job, because we can tell

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Speaker 2: you what that job is based on, purely what's in

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Speaker 2: your glove box? What we were ice cold. Last week

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Speaker 2: you were ice cold. You shot twice errantly, irresponsibly.

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Speaker 3: I was just about to put my hand up and

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Speaker 3: say that, but now you've said it. Let's got a Josie, Josie,

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Speaker 3: what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 8: I have a couple of books, a bubble bubble bottle,

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Speaker 8: some hand sanitizing sanitizer, sanitizer. I've got more, but there's

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Speaker 8: too much, too too much information. You'll get straight away.

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Speaker 2: Well get that, sorry, Joe will get straight away. Bubbles, stickers,

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Speaker 3: Is it a kid's book, Josie, Yeah, lots of kids books.

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Speaker 3: He's really throwing us into the old. Now this isn't

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Speaker 3: a guest Josie. I'm just talking with my good friend

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Speaker 3: Will here. But she's throwing us into the whole childcare thing,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bubbles, stickers.

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Speaker 3: I mean that you're a pretty weird person if you've

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Speaker 2: Like a clown.

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Speaker 3: Oh does a clown have a book? Yeah, clan might

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Speaker 3: read a book.

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Speaker 2: No, you're probably right. You're probably throwing me off with

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Speaker 2: lots of kids books.

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Speaker 3: Librarian librarian, like maybe she's a mobile librarian, a.

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Speaker 2: Mobile around They don't laugh about that.

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Speaker 3: Are you laughing about I didn't mean to laugh.

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Speaker 2: She could actually be like a kid's.

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Speaker 3: Traveling librari Brarian.

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Speaker 2: Kids, Josie, we think you're children's traveling librarian.

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Speaker 9: Well, yes, you're right.

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Speaker 3: Didn't make a laugh at your occupation.

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Speaker 2: You've actually got an amazing job.

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Speaker 9: It's a great job.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, thanks so much for joining us. Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Well you are so laughed in her face.

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Speaker 3: I didn't laugh in her face. I can't say your face.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Connor here, Connor, what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 10: Well, I've got a few rolls of type, a few

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Speaker 10: multi colored pins, a few screwdrivers up.

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Speaker 8: What else?

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Speaker 10: What I've got on here?

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Speaker 11: Screws, a few loose screws, screws.

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Speaker 3: He said, he's good with these hands. He's good with

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Speaker 2: For you have the what funny? What type is it?

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Speaker 2: What type is it? Connor?

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Speaker 12: Oh, I don't give it away, willn't it?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 10: I've got electrical type here.

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Speaker 2: He's a sparky says all right, jolly cut up? Moving on.

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Speaker 3: He loved that, he loved you, hear in the background. There,

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Speaker 3: let's go to Tommy, Tommy, what's in your glove? Bogs?

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Speaker 11: So I've got a notepad, a few pens, a few flyers,

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Speaker 11: which I'm not going to tell you what's on them,

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Speaker 11: my car service history and next tie and strangely enough

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Speaker 11: to Johnny Walker cans.

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Speaker 2: Flyers. Johnny Walker cans necktie. What do you think inwards? Pins?

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Speaker 3: Who hands out flyers these days? Like he's doing a show.

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Speaker 2: It could be show, but I don't think you're doing

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Speaker 2: a show with a neck tie.

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Speaker 3: Not guessing yet? Tell me just discussing there?

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Speaker 2: Tell me might put your fade down if you keep

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Speaker 2: chatting there, mate, Sorry about that, but you can take

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Speaker 2: flyers next time and flyers pins pins. Johnny Walker cans.

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Speaker 2: He says morey about his demographic than his job.

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Speaker 3: I reckon he his likes a can afterward. Oh, but

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Speaker 3: he's on the road getting the can, so he probably

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Speaker 3: he's on the road a lot. I reckon. He's traveling

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Speaker 3: with his fly leaves his flyers around and he writes,

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Speaker 3: he writes stuff down. Shoot, this is tough. Do you think?

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Speaker 2: What about he gives out his flyers on the road.

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Speaker 2: Who wears a necktie with flyers? Necktie flyers?

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Speaker 3: And he obviously whips it on and off all the time,

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Speaker 2: Misleading one, wasn't it realized that drink cans? Yeah, do

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Speaker 11: No, they're actually not mine.

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Speaker 2: What happened when you left someone else to look after

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Speaker 3: Your family cut you off.

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Speaker 2: It was linked was linked to Rob Lowe's estate. Rob Lowe,

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Speaker 2: We haven't got all that many mates in La Sure,

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Speaker 2: He's sitting by the pool. Yep. All of a sudden

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Speaker 2: We don't know. We don't know at all. That was

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Speaker 2: there was a gaff. That was a gaf.

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Speaker 3: We can get suit for that.

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Speaker 2: We could, we could defamation gun.

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Speaker 3: Roblow is in a very happy marriage. We think.

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Speaker 13: I don't even he's married. I don't even know he

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Speaker 2: It just thought it would be a nice little weekend

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Speaker 2: Something horrible has happened. I'm not saying they had to

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Speaker 2: got Nick. Who's called Nick? What happened when you left

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Speaker 14: Well, this is when I got like I was house. Yeah,

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Speaker 14: We're just looking as the puzzle was breaking, like, oh Na.

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Speaker 2: Coming to be honest with you, when you came on

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Speaker 2: really thought that was going in another direction. I'm glad

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Speaker 2: you kept it. PJ. Good on your nick tags. What

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 6: So it was my sister in law house sitting for

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Speaker 15: Literally everything soil or foil oil, like aluminium oil foiled everything, everything.

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Speaker 6: Picture frames down to individual cutlery.

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Speaker 2: A great how who did it?

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Speaker 3: Who did it?

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Speaker 2: You know who did it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my sister in law.

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Speaker 2: She just did it to to who was the brother

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Speaker 2: let's go to Teresa. Terresa, what happened when you let

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I had a family friend or our next family friend,

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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Did you get an explanation about what happened there, Teresa?

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Speaker 9: Well, no, they didn't really say anything. They didn't take

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's wild, that's shocking. Thanks the cold, Teresa. Broke

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Speaker 2: the bed in half, that's on bricks.

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Speaker 3: Fair old effort to break a bed in half? I reckon,

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Speaker 3: what do you mean? Well, if you're trying to break

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Speaker 3: Were you jumping on a bed or whatever, you're doing

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Speaker 2: To go to Hailey. She's Irish. Good.

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Speaker 9: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Now you let your house to somebody else? What did

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Speaker 7: I My uncle was left in the house while his

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Speaker 6: But the guys didn't want.

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Speaker 7: To waste the vodkas, so they drank the vodka out

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Speaker 2: And there's like six punches in a row there. Gread

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Speaker 2: stuff that's wild.

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Speaker 1: It's the Rymam Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: What's a bit of a political social media suicide from

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. It's controversial, definitely, but we're discussing

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Speaker 3: If you have an opinion on that. Thirteen one I

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Speaker 2: My parents used to tell us that the middle seat

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Speaker 2: I hate you be the one to break it to you,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sorry the mics are on, but it's the

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Speaker 3: No, I totally disagree. I choose it. If I go

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Speaker 3: an uber, I choose the backs of the middle back seat.

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Speaker 3: No is anyone else out there field middle is the

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not well, jokes of the raid.

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Speaker 3: You am a little you're all side people, and you

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Speaker 3: so many reason. I'm going to go to Haley here, Haley,

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Speaker 3: which seat in the back is best?

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Speaker 9: Absolutely?

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Speaker 8: The middle?

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm not a FI person.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Haley. Why do you love the middle Haley?

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Speaker 7: Because you can sit right, you get up in your

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Speaker 9: No one guess about her.

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Speaker 3: People have a full chair in front of you. I've

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Speaker 2: Mate, you haven't got a little console. You've got the

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Speaker 2: entire arm rest in You're kidding, it's a tiny arm

445
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Speaker 2: You've actually been in a middle seat one last night, mate, Yeah,

446
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Speaker 2: I know you were, and we'll talk about that in

447
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Speaker 2: a second half. You saw a string quartet play Beatobin

448
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Speaker 2: for four hours, two candles.

449
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Speaker 3: It was a phenomenal experience last night. Jesus Christ, Let's

450
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Speaker 3: go to Jai Jai. The chips are four leaks.

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Speaker 2: Four.

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Speaker 3: We're seat in the back of the car's best mate.

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Speaker 16: Behind the passenger is the best seat comfortably.

454
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Speaker 3: Why Why behind the passenger, Jake.

455
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Speaker 16: Because they can move the seat forward more because they

456
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Speaker 16: don't have the steering wheel or pedals in front of them.

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Speaker 12: You have.

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Speaker 2: I've been now, Jake. I've been trying to pull Woody

459
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Speaker 2: up for why the middle is bad. But as a

460
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Speaker 2: fellow normal person who obviously chooses the side as their

461
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Speaker 2: first preference, can you just explain to him why the

462
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Speaker 2: middle sucks?

463
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Speaker 16: Well, if there's three people in the car, the middle stucks.

464
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Speaker 16: You're the one in the middle. You're squished.

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Speaker 3: Who are you sitting next to him?

466
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Speaker 2: I have less seat? You have less seat. Your seat

467
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Speaker 2: is smaller in the middle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's cozy in between two people that you love.

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Speaker 3: You if you're in there with two people that you

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Speaker 3: really like and you're in between both of them, you

471
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Speaker 3: don't have to choose between them. You're You're the king

472
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Speaker 3: of the conversation, you know, turning around, you're part of everything.

473
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Speaker 2: A whiplash up to your chin. You've got a bit

474
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Speaker 2: of whiplash. You're caught in between conversations. You haven't got

475
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Speaker 2: your own window. You make the driver feel awkward. I mean,

476
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Speaker 2: I don't even know how to start there. You get

477
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Speaker 2: the back air con on your face. I love that.

478
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Speaker 3: It's the course see this well, thank you for bringing

479
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Speaker 3: that up. You've got fresh air straight onto your face.

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Speaker 3: That's like being outside. Let's go to Brittany, Brittany, which

481
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Speaker 3: seat in the back of a CARDI you like most? Brittany, Brittany,

482
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Speaker 3: Oh no, I lost, Brittany. Let's go to Kirsty. Kirsty,

483
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Speaker 3: which seat in the back of the county you like most?

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Speaker 15: Definitely always the middle line on this.

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Speaker 3: Here we go and tell until why Kirsty, because it's

486
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Speaker 3: like you're in the front, but you're not.

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Speaker 6: You've got the front wind screen the same as the

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Speaker 6: front seat.

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Speaker 17: You're in the middle in front of.

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Speaker 2: You, very large chairs in between you and the front

491
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Speaker 2: winds going. Don't ever compare the middle to the front.

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, that's like comparing New Zealand and Australia,

493
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Speaker 2: and we all know it's unfair.

494
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Speaker 3: No, they're actually quite close and similar in so many ways,

495
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Speaker 3: similar sense of humor. You have got a direct view.

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Speaker 2: I think we're learning more about you than we are

497
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Speaker 2: actually the back seat.

498
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Speaker 3: You've got a direct view.

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Speaker 2: You're an overly positive person. That's the issue here.

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Speaker 3: I hate the side. I hate the side.

501
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Speaker 2: You don't hate the side.

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Speaker 3: I would rather walk.

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Speaker 2: What's the worst part about the side?

504
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Speaker 3: The worst part about the side you're a strictly this

505
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Speaker 3: huge chair in front of you, which makes you feel squashed.

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Speaker 3: I think you've got there's buttons on the side of you.

507
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Speaker 3: You get to control your window. Yeah, you get scared

508
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Speaker 3: you might actually open the door and fall out and

509
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Speaker 3: in a car accident. You're the safest in the middle

510
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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 12: Well, you're not.

512
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Speaker 2: You're literally in the most danger in the middle. That's

513
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Speaker 2: the real dangerous seat in the car because you can

514
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Speaker 2: fly to the windscreens.

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Speaker 3: Hoping you didn't know that.

516
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Speaker 1: I was just it's the Will and Woody podcast.

517
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Speaker 2: Wards. Very proud about this, very proud about the fact

518
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Speaker 2: that my dad has written a novel. Incredible stuff, incredible effort,

519
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Speaker 2: incredible effort.

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Speaker 3: Just he runs a hospital as well, so he's a professor.

521
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Speaker 3: He runs a hospital. He's at the forefront of kidney tech.

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Speaker 3: Text the wrong word there, but again I'm showing my

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Speaker 3: cards here, but he does all of that. He's a

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Speaker 3: busy man kidney research. He has found the time write

525
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Speaker 3: a novel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's done a really good job. Now and now

527
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Speaker 2: I'm very, very very pumped about talking to dad about this.

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Speaker 2: I just want to flag before we get into the

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Speaker 2: chat with Dad, though, that you have a family member

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Speaker 2: who's penned some literature.

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Speaker 3: My uncle Gregah. He's unemployed at the moment, but he

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Speaker 3: wrote a children's book called Grandpa's Alien Adventure. And if

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Speaker 3: you want to hear more about that, then just stay

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Speaker 3: with us because joining us right up next.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit of a tip for tat here we

536
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Speaker 2: were plugging our own families gear.

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Speaker 3: You skirtch your family's back. I skirtched my family's. It

538
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Speaker 3: finds a bit more extended family. But you know, if

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Speaker 3: you're a white lawyer, a white well, let's have a

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Speaker 3: dad to dad. We've got my dad Lorry on the

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Speaker 3: phone right now, could I dad welcome?

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Speaker 12: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Well, Hi lurry Dad. So the book's called As Swallows Fly.

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Speaker 2: I've read it, went to the book launched the other day.

545
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Speaker 2: Very much an official book. It's everywhere. It's in your readings,

546
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Speaker 2: on your amazons, all this sort of stuff. But Dad,

547
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Speaker 2: it's doing really well. And as I said, I'm really

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Speaker 2: proud of you. But can you can you just talk

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Speaker 2: to the audience a little bit about what it's about?

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Speaker 2: And yeah, we got the inspiration to write it.

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Speaker 12: Sure.

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Speaker 18: The plot is about two women. One's fifteen or sixteen

553
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Speaker 18: year old girl in Pakistan. Yeah, her mathematical brilliance is

554
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Speaker 18: discovered by visiting missionary who organizes her trip across to

555
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Speaker 18: Australia for a further education. And it's only when she

556
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Speaker 18: gets here that we realize just quite how brilliant she is.

557
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Speaker 18: But unfortunately, something terrible happens to her the night before

558
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Speaker 18: her departure and she comes across to Melbourne, deeply flawed

559
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Speaker 18: and very uncertain of herself. Naturally enough, the protagonist is

560
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Speaker 18: a thirty eight year old plastic surgeon called Kate. Kate

561
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Speaker 18: has lived through a lifetime of psychological trauma and bullying

562
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Speaker 18: from her mother, but she has a heart as big

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Speaker 18: as a house. And these two women come together establish

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Speaker 18: an unlikely friendship and in a way, each one has

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Speaker 18: the capacity to save the other.

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Speaker 3: Laurie, that sounds brilliant. That is an amazing synopsis, and

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Speaker 3: I'm sure a lot of people listening to that are

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Speaker 3: going to be very keen to go and check it out. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and how long did it take, Laurie, So from when

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Speaker 3: you started to now, I guess.

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Speaker 18: It was COVID and so forth. Notwithstanding, it's probably the

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Speaker 18: whole process probably took me about five years.

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Speaker 3: Bloody hell, may well done. If I had a question

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Speaker 3: that sorry, I just called your dad. That was weird. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: I see it was a second father.

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Speaker 2: That was a weird slim the dad. The other question

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Speaker 2: I was going to ask you about was the Pakistani

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Speaker 2: woman Malika. Her brilliance was obviously modeled off Woodies.

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Speaker 18: Well, I was trying to keep a few things to

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Speaker 18: the Woody to discover on his way through the novel. Actually, well,

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Speaker 18: but what can I say? Yeah, genius of the highest order.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. So as you were saying the plot, I mean,

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to sound arrogant, but I was like, gee,

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Speaker 3: I sound like her.

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Speaker 2: Dad. It's a huge effort. In all seriousness, I know

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Speaker 2: that you're incredibly busy with, as wood said before, your

587
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Speaker 2: kidney tech and it's a it really is. I've read

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Speaker 2: it's it's a brilliant read. Could be more proud Dad.

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Speaker 2: It's an amazing achievement, particular with everything else that you do.

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Speaker 2: So congratulations, thanks mate, No worries at all. It's called

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Speaker 2: As Swallows Fly by L. P. McMahon. It looks like

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Speaker 2: I'm looking book Topia have already knocked off twenty percent.

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Speaker 2: Not sure if that's a good thing, but you can

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Speaker 2: get it cheaper on book if you liked him. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's everywhere. It's Amazon, it's good Reads, it's Readings, it's

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Speaker 2: all those things. Dad. Congrats, honestly amazing achievement and it's

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Speaker 2: a phenomenal read. Jeers, Dad, you can just joining us. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm shamelessly got in here. My dad just wrote a

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Speaker 2: novel as Swallows Fly, that's it, gave it a plug.

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Speaker 2: I mean, as you know, very proud of him, very

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Speaker 2: happy to do it, Woods. But you know it's the

602
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Speaker 2: rule on this show is that if one of us

603
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Speaker 2: plugs something, the other one also gets to plug something.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, you scratch your families back. I am scratching my

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Speaker 3: family's back. Mine is a little bit more of a

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Speaker 3: distant relative, but he's still close enough. He's not my father,

607
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Speaker 3: but I see him as a second father. It's my

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Speaker 3: uncle Gret Greg on the show.

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Speaker 12: Thanks Woody, How are you boys?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very very well, Thanks Greg for hearing all about this.

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Speaker 2: Now dad wrote a novel, but yours is a picture book?

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, you see Dad's a real writer. In other words,

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Speaker 12: hang on now, don't.

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Speaker 3: Talk you down, Greg. I mean you're you're the shorter form.

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Speaker 3: You know, you're like a one day cricketer commed to

617
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Speaker 3: a test cricketer.

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Speaker 12: But you yeah, more like a T ten I suppose

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Speaker 12: compet because it's a it's a thirty two page children's

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Speaker 12: picture book, which is you know, the traditional size for

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Speaker 12: a children's picture book.

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Speaker 3: You know that for a fact, Greg, did you look

623
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Speaker 3: did you look that up before.

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Speaker 12: Children's I actually did, and thirty two pages seems to

625
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Speaker 12: be the norm, and that's what I went for.

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Speaker 3: Let's bang on. So it's a perfect perfect pages.

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Speaker 12: Blank at the one blank at the front, one blank

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Speaker 12: at the back.

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Speaker 3: You've got to have, really, you've got to in.

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Speaker 2: Front of the blank of the bank.

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Speaker 12: Right, Yes, I've written I've written eight books. So how

632
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Speaker 12: many is Will's dad.

633
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Speaker 2: Written his first book of the novels?

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Speaker 12: Right? Okay, Well I've written ate but the most the

635
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Speaker 12: most published.

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Speaker 2: All of them you published.

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Speaker 12: They're all part of a Grandpas series, which is which

638
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Speaker 12: are typical Grandpas stories?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 12: And the one that has been released what is called

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Speaker 12: Grandpa's Alien Adventure. Yes, and it's about an alien named

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Speaker 12: Zor Grandpa meets. He's got eyes on its knees.

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Speaker 2: There's a great moment in the book where bangs his head,

644
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Speaker 2: but of course that doesn't hurt him because he's got

645
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Speaker 2: his eyes on his knees exactly.

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Speaker 12: And that's a huge that's that's the obvious.

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Speaker 2: One's a moment for him.

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Speaker 12: The pros are you know you never bashed your knee

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Speaker 12: on a on a toeba like I did the other day.

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly covers.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but as you said, you know you're constantly you'd

652
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Speaker 12: be constantly hitting your head on low lying branch and

653
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Speaker 12: precisely what Grandpa helps the alien with law Earth without

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Speaker 12: hurting himself.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I want to give away too much because.

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Speaker 12: That is that's well, that's probably about twenty eight pages

657
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Speaker 12: of it. I give away the last give it.

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Speaker 3: Away a bit and well, you know, you've got to

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Speaker 3: see the pictures. I think the pictures are amazing. And Greg,

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Speaker 3: there's actually a bit of a story behind who illustrated

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Speaker 3: the children's book. Her name's Mahalia Maxim. Can you just

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Speaker 3: tell will in Australia how you got in contact with

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Speaker 3: her and who she is.

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Speaker 12: Well, she was born in Transylvania and so she was

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Speaker 12: really able to get her teeth into the illustration. That's

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Speaker 12: the Grandpa Jackson don't mind it, you know. And it's

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Speaker 12: quite critical to find an illustrator, and a good one

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Speaker 12: because because they're the ones that really bring the book

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Speaker 12: to life. So I was really lucky to find someone

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Speaker 12: that not only had talent, was prepared to do the

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Speaker 12: job cheaply.

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Speaker 3: And the pictures are really Greg, don't make it sound

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Speaker 3: like they're cheap passes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it's it's only available on Amazon, is that right? Greg?

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Speaker 12: It was published through Amazon Australia, so the book is

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Speaker 12: available there. It's available on a few places, but Amazon

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Speaker 12: and book Depository of the places to go, and you

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Speaker 12: can also buy an e book for the price was

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Speaker 12: a cup of coffee.

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Speaker 3: So that bloody hell. There you go now now, Greg

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Speaker 3: goes it does that amazing, Go and get it everyone,

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Speaker 3: Grandpa's Alien Adventures. As Greg said, book depository is the

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Speaker 3: cheapest spot you can find it. But Greg, there was

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Speaker 3: a big moment though when you first went to go

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Speaker 3: and find your book on Amazon and your book was

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Speaker 3: just next to another book.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, that Paul McCartney's book.

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Speaker 3: And how much was Paul McCartney's book compared to yours.

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Speaker 12: Paul McCartney's book was about half the half the price,

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Speaker 12: but I don't know whether it was thirty two pages sixty.

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Speaker 3: You've got on the pages.

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Speaker 2: All right, Matbell, Congratulations, thanks so much for joining us, Greg,

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Speaker 2: Grandpa's Alien Adventure. As I said, kid's book. Get it

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Speaker 2: on Amazon. Thanks for joining us, Mate.

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Speaker 12: Thanks Thanks Will, Thanks Woodies, it's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: You've joined us at an awful time. We are going

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Speaker 2: through our rejected idea bitches this week.

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Speaker 16: Okay, great, it's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 3: You laid down your sword, will you? You flew the

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Speaker 3: white flag because.

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Speaker 2: You know when you're beaten. You gotta know when you're beaten.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you very much, and you k know you've

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Speaker 3: beaten with the idea that is this everyone in thirteen

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Speaker 3: one oh six y five. If you want to get involved,

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Speaker 3: if you could only wash one part of your body

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Speaker 3: for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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Speaker 2: Splish splash, I was taken a bath. Are you alled

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Speaker 2: to You're yet to reveal yours?

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Speaker 3: Woods, Yeah, that's right, And a lot of people have

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Speaker 3: gone for look the privates, you very you went straight there.

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Speaker 3: You thought you could watch the front end in the

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Speaker 3: back that's obviously two parts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know he's not allowing undercarriage as a whole, people,

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Speaker 2: He's dividing that up into the front side and the backside.

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Speaker 3: And that's included in the head actually as well half

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Speaker 3: of your head or the bottom half of your head. Now,

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Speaker 3: I think people haven't factored in a huge part of this,

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Speaker 3: which is you cover yourself with clothes. We're talking the

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Speaker 3: rest of your life here. If you couldn't wash your

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Speaker 3: head with your fate, you start looking very rank, so you're.

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Speaker 2: Going to head.

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Speaker 3: So I would basically I would go top, no, hang

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Speaker 3: on half of the head, because then my hip also

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Speaker 3: look absolutely luxurious. And I dare say shampoo prices would

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Speaker 3: go down because no one's washing their hair anyway.

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Speaker 2: Good on your Helen of Troy, let's go gooday Mitchell,

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Speaker 2: Like any other sane person, if you could only wash

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Speaker 2: one part of your body for the rest of your life,

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Speaker 2: what would you go with?

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Speaker 18: Good boys? Love the show.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 14: I would wash my hair, but i'd wash it with soap.

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Speaker 3: Why soap, Mitchell?

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Speaker 2: Interesting, Mitchell, don't actually care what you'd wash.

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Speaker 14: You would because for the time of the their soap

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Speaker 14: goes all the way down.

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Speaker 16: It's gonna get to every.

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Speaker 3: Other Actually, genius, you would.

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Speaker 2: Now, I haven't washed any here in a long time

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Speaker 2: because I haven't got any mitche but very good, you bastard.

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Speaker 2: But it would go in your eyes. Yeah, I could scrap,

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Speaker 2: that's right, I coulduff up the voling ball, but the

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Speaker 2: soap goes in your eyes though, as well as the

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Speaker 2: misses an argument for that.

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Speaker 3: Against that, I think, Mitch, I'll jump in for you, mate,

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Speaker 3: I think a little bit of soap in the eyes. Okay,

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Speaker 3: if you're still washing the rest of your body.

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Speaker 2: But it doesn't wash the rest of your body. But

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Speaker 2: at least you found you found a loophole there. But

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Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you would still be

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Speaker 2: stinky as a skunk's bottom. Downstairs, you would be.

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Speaker 3: But you're headed me ranked. Let's go to Xena.

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Speaker 2: If I beg, I don't care what to look Zena.

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Speaker 3: If you could wash one part of the body for

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Speaker 3: the rest of your life, what would it be, zines?

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Speaker 7: It was the same as what Mitchell said, So do

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Speaker 7: the top of my head when it gets the rest

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Speaker 7: of my body?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so too with that argument.

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Speaker 2: Let's stop bending the hope of Ica. You've got a

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Speaker 2: pinpoint a bit.

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Speaker 3: Let's take it out of it.

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Speaker 2: What he's protecting the money maker, which is his face,

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Speaker 2: which is funny because he works in radio. I would

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Speaker 2: like to remain relatively clean downstairs. Let's get down to

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Speaker 2: business here, shall we. In the words of Tiesta, Maddie,

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Speaker 2: what have you got for us?

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Speaker 17: I would do my hair, mostly because you can wear

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Speaker 17: as much theodorant as you want, but you can't keep

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Speaker 17: your oily hair looking good exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there is dry shampoo, Maddie. Sorry to pull you

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Speaker 3: up there. I am on your side, but there is

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Speaker 3: dry champer.

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Speaker 2: So we came into this topic and I was pretty

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Speaker 2: excited about the calls we were going to get.

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Speaker 3: It hasn't god Well, really disappointed. I don't mean to

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Speaker 3: have a go with the producers, but a little bit

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Speaker 3: of variation would have been three from hair.

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Speaker 2: We've had three hair calls in a row, and as

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Speaker 2: a guy with no hair, I mean I felt, I

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Speaker 2: felt on the outer. I threw this to Woody. I

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Speaker 2: was like, you know what, interested in this topic, haven't

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Speaker 2: been able to get involved.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Rihanna. Maybe she will take us out

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Speaker 3: of the depths here with Rihanna, what's oh sorry?

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Speaker 7: Would be the front carriage. Yes, it's more for a

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Speaker 7: selfless reason because everyone else is going to want not everyone,

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Speaker 7: but someone else is going to have to enjoy it too.

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Speaker 6: So why not keep that area clean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point, very unselfish round that is.

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Speaker 2: Actually that's actually a really good point.

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Speaker 3: What about kssing though? What about kissing, you don't go,

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Speaker 3: you know, straight for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you can continue to kiss if you'd like to.

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Speaker 3: Would but you haven't washed your mouth for a long time.

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Speaker 2: No, no, But what Rianna saying, Rianda, have you got

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Speaker 2: you got a partner? Do you got a partner? I?

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Speaker 2: Do you got a partner?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well there you go.

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Speaker 2: Somebody else is going to get in around the notorious

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Speaker 2: vag at some stage. You know, you obviously prefer it

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Speaker 2: to be cleansed rather than not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, but I think I'd prefer a clean forhead.

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Speaker 2: It might be for another day. Would you rather a

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Speaker 2: clean forhead or a clean you know what? Let's go

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Speaker 2: to the traffic that might be hypothetical for another one

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Speaker 2: down see.

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