WEBVTT - FULL: A License To Detect 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.520 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.160 I am pumped up now the Roadhouse. 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:13.280 It is a ten out of ten movie. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.440 When am my nixt going to be around? An abundance 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:15.800 of meat? 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:19.200 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one four point three. 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:22.479 Hey, good morning, Thursday morning. It's to Christian O'Connell's show. 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.880 How do we feel about Joan Jet still kicking off 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:26.880 every Thursday show? 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.200 I think it's my favorite one of the week. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.000 Yeah, it really works. What about Born to on Friday? 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.519 That's my second favorite? 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:35.120 Thank you? If you could rearrange those he Springsteen? Then 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.200 whatever's after that? Patsy? How are you this morning? 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:37.440 Yeah? 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:37.840 I'm great? 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:38.360 Thank you. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.800 Jackie Boy, what's going on with you? Where do you 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:40.559 get that T? Shirt? From? 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.479 By the wa This is the Dylan Friend's podcast t shirt. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.040 I got merch for going on his podcast. People might 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.000 remember him from the come. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:50.879 I never met anyone who seeks out free merchandise. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.120 No, I don't seek it out. No, you can't go shopping, 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.000 don't wear the clothes? 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:59.800 What about plain covid? I remember the boss actually being 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.640 only upset once and emailing when she heard you on air. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:06.319 Rummaging around in the merch cupboard here having yourself to Gold. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.280 I don't own any radio merch because you kind just 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:12.320 wander around out there in your own radio station. We're going, oh, 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.600 are you the guy from Gold? Sorry, I don't like 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.280 to make a big deal about it other than this logo. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.000 I wear everything. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.080 Oh, I wear the gold T shirt, the gold hoodie, 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.080 and the gold sweatshirt. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.920 You don't, I do? I do. Not even Huggy would 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:23.320 do that. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:27.880 That's embarrassing. I'm proud to work at the radio way. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.520 You're just saying that I do wear them. 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.320 I'm not kidding about that, And I thought the boss 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.840 would actually prefer us to rummage through that cabin and 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:38.400 wear them because we're promoting the radio station as we're 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.000 out and about on our journeys. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:44.040 You love free merch, so even now while we're living 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.960 podcasts free merch. There are a lot of radio shows 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.480 to have zero merch, right, but podcast it's actually quite 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.720 a cool T shirt. That's cool. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.160 I'm getting to the end of my wardrobe. That's why 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.000 I'm pulling out the podcast T shirts. But I do 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.400 like a bit of free merch. If anybody listening has 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:02.320 a small business or anything with free merch, I will 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.600 wear your T shirt in this station. You might even 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.800 get on the Instagram videos. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:10.079 Yeah, he's an influence. I don't know, is I tell 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.360 you what? Though? Because you are what are you? 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:15.120 Six ' five six six three six four rand up? 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.679 Always run it up as a guy six ' five. 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:19.920 You are a human versine. You know that thing you 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.040 see outside of car showroom sometimes that versus but I 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:27.120 was in the winds ahstick mess. You're a human versus 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.639 of that. So actually, if there is a medium size 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.880 or small business that wants to be advertised, get a 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.799 tool guy to be human billboard. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.880 I'll walk around as your billboard. I'll happily wear your 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.760 merch on the show out on the streets. If it's 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.120 a call design, I'll put it on. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.320 How are you going to define call design? Say that 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.000 someone who who installs like air con or something like that, 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.000 and they've got that because everyone these days they've got 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.000 their little T shirts, haven't they that they turn up 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:51.800 with their logo on. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.720 Yeah. If yeah, Brad's air Con Repair and your little 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.040 logo of a man fixing an air con, I'll wear it. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:02:59.919 What about if it's just Brad's air con. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.919 Oh, if the design is cool, I'll wear it. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.400 If it's you know, are you actually going to assess 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.520 what they look like what they send you? 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.800 Maybe send me a photo first and I'll give your 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:11.880 thumbs up thumbs up down. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.680 This is why this guy is an influencer. He can't 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:17.880 just let anyone in that feed all right in does 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:22.280 anyone want free advertising? You just need to have clothing much. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.560 You already haven't made, like even a cap. Would I 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:25.040 wear a cap? 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:26.679 Yes? I would? I have the way It was a 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.200 total question then to start the show. Don't worry, We're 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.360 done at him. So they just need their business on 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:37.120 a bit of clothing cap, T shirt, hoody, half fleece, 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:38.000 half fleece. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.720 Yes, if it's got your logo on it and I 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:41.800 can wear it, I'll put it on. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.440 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:48.160 So Jack post the kindness of this man's heart. He 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:54.280 is prepared as one of Australia's biggest influencers. Now that 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.960 now Dea Bartana's sort of moved out the way for 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.200 a bit, it's a vacancy. You can get some of 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:03.240 those came up plates at the weekend. Makes plates is 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:06.120 what I would to all those sharing plates. Really is 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.360 what we're talking about. Anyway, Here is a pair. This 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.400 is amazing, this is breaking right now. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.000 I'll be a walking advertisement for your business. If you 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:16.040 already have merch that you've made with your logo on it, 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.599 I'm happy to wear its. 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.279 Companies have their own logo on the little breast pocket 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:21.719 of something. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.479 Yeah, that's right, So they're already, they're already existing. You 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.800 probably got it shoved away in a cupboard somewhere. Give 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.600 it to me. I'll wear it on the show and 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:29.240 just give. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:31.279 Them an idea of where you'll be seen out about 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.479 doing it, like walking that slankly twoth old dog or. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:37.159 Yeah, I'll be walking down by the parks of Coburg. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:37.560 Yeah. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.600 But then obviously as we come out of lockdown, I'll 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.839 be drifting further afield and get your business name out across. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.719 Drifting is essentially what he does after the show as well, 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:51.919 is Radio six or nine after nine Melbourne's Drifter. He 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:57.800 will just drifting around, but drifting and spend Yes, all right, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.280 nine four one O four three. If you we've got 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.560 your logo on any bit of clothing, Jack will wear it. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.080 You're going to end up like one of those racing drivers, 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.640 you know when they have an eighty seven our sales team. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.000 If we ever thought we were open to that that 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.640 there would nothing will make them happen than you and 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:17.080 I wearing a patchwork racing suit with eighty seven different 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:21.400 spotsors on how we got here, Steve, Good morning, Good morning, 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.760 don hyah, we're good Steve. So first of all, tell 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.800 us the name of your business. Give yourself a chance. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.400 X Excavations in Bulk College. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.120 We missed the start of it. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:36.360 It's vic X Excavations and Bulk College, yep. And it's 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.520 an earth moving business. 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.240 And what is your merch Like. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:44.240 I've got I've got a blackwoody. It's got vic X 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:48.239 Excavations on the back. It's also on both the sleeves 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.400 on one side, it's got excavations. On the other side, 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:54.159 it's got bulk collidge and on the fan of. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.240 So basically, when you you need to make sure that 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.360 you're rotating like a ballerina so they get the whole message. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.880 Like you see is coming round excavation. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.599 It's a real three sixty effort by you, Steve. All done, 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:06.680 that's right. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.039 I want to fight, I want I prove too, that 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.760 you're actually wearing this hoodie. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.800 Okay, now, Steve, be honest the aesthetics. Is it a 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:15.000 cool looking hoodie? 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.640 It is a cool looking hoodie. It's got a yellow 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.279 digga on the back and it's got my splargin on 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.039 the digger that says digging to success. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.000 I was going to say, is there a digging pun 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:27.840 on this? I was thinking it's the other when he said, like, 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.400 can you dig it? But I like that dig into 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.200 success is even better. Jack would proudly wear that. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:34.120 Steve, send it in. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.239 I will send it in. Certainly. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:39.799 What's so uh for a hoodie? Probably an extra large yeah? 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.239 No on the why and then honestly, just get ready 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.039 for that phone to start burning down at Steve, because 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:47.640 I think if you're looking to have a lot on 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.400 large volume of earth moved, you're often just driving around 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:54.400 the Coburger going I hope I'm seeing adverts somewhere. So 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.919 Steve is guaranteed to drive up extra business for you. Steve. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.880 Thanks you cool? Now, I saying, oh pleasure, Tim, Good morning? 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.479 Huh Tim. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.360 My name is Tim Hip. I own a company called 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:11.000 Inline Concrete Cutting and Corey Curen or Melbourne. I've got 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.720 a dark great beanie with my lego it beanie. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.320 Yes, I would wear a beanie, but beanie can You 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.360 can also while you're plugging Steve's thing, you can have 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:20.880 the beanie up top of the hoodie as well. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.120 Now I am looking like the rice ca you're the 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:27.840 march man, Tim. Aesthetically, it's because it's. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.680 A bean The lego is quite small, but it's got 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.480 my braining on it, which is like holding a demo 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.400 so or coutting up like a concrete. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.280 Not going on on that logo, isn't it on the 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.160 on the bean headspace? But I love it? 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.680 Yeah, send it in, Tim, We'll do that, Thank you 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:43.120 very much. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.080 Pleasure. Tim. Let's go to Jason. Jason. What have you 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:46.920 got chaps? 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.680 Hey, go on, we've listening to the show. I was 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.080 winery and the govelly called botho Crego wines. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:58.560 A minute you had me at wines. Send all right, 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.360 you need to send two things that much. Send me 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:01.920 the wine. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.320 We can do that, no problems at all. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:06.520 Thank you. But I mean a sap like by nine. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.920 Did you say it's called Boto Crego Wines. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:14.920 Boto Crego Wines. Our logo is bagpipes in the shape 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.760 of a boat. So classic black T shirt with that 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:19.640 on the front, and then the name of our wine. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.200 Jason, You're gonna have to sew all this down, right, wine, 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:25.560 I understand. The visuals understand are like a wine bottle 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:28.040 of class. Why is it bagpipes involved? 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.080 So our owners have Scottish that's. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:33.680 Very nice for them, but don't get it in the logo. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:34.400 Yeah. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.920 So they came from a small town in Scotland called 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:40.200 Crego and they had the fairy business that ran across 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:44.720 the river, the f and so yeah, they decided to 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.560 use parts in the shape of a boat. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.160 Bagpipes in the shape of a boat. Well, as you're 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.320 walking through Dwann Murph, is you going to notice the logo? 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.640 Yeah, I guess logos have to stand out. I just 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:56.600 thinking that. You know, Scotland is an amazing country, you know, 0:08:56.600 --> 0:09:01.120 known from any things. Wine is nowhere the coldest countries 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.320 on Earth. There's no vineyards in Scotland for a reason. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.839 So but anyway, please I'd love to try some of 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.080 the wines. What are you famous for pinos or what 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:09.560 have you got? 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.280 So pino and chardonnay. But at the moment we've got 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:18.760 an absolutely ripe one James Holidays. This cabinet is regional 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:19.680 cabinet last year. 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:20.920 Wow, that's huge. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.200 That's a funny one. So I can send a bottle 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:23.599 of that for you. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:23.959 Yeah. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:25.080 How many points did he give you? 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.960 How we got ninety eight for that one? 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.840 Wow. Saying you get ninety five or above, you're in 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:34.560 the top one percent wines in the world. James Halladay 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.040 is like the wine critic of the world. He's huge, 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.520 but he loves He's done a lot for Australian wines 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.520 and but ninety eight. I've rarely seen a wine that's 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.199 got ninety eight, so it will be incredible. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:49.040 We also won dark Horse White James Sala's dark Horse 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.880 one year in twenty eighteen as well. So we're doing 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:53.400 all right there. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:58.800 That is amazing series. That's like World Pedigree. You're doing there. Yeah, absolutely, 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.360 if people want to find out more, they want to 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.559 get some wine at the moment. What's your website? 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.880 So just Boto dot com of course knew. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:11.600 That they're really dubbing down that boat across Scotland. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:18.000 Boto Crago Wines, Yes, Odacrago Wines dot com dot au. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.839 All right, what's the what's the merch you've got for 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.160 Jackie Boy, So. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.760 Your classic black T shirt with the logo on the 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.480 front and then the name of their winery on the back. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.680 Cool. Love it all right, Jason, and also says do not, Jason, 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.599 do not send me any free wines. I'm going to 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.480 go on your website now. I'll order some for you guys. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.720 They sound amazing, So I don't don't send me someone. 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.200 I'll buy some off. You'd love to try them? 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.280 Well, if you jump online at the moment and then 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:44.079 buy buy someone at all on the website. There, we're 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:46.160 actually got a competition at the moment where you can 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:47.880 moan a wall of wine. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.200 I never thought someone would bring me encourage me to 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.680 enter a competition online, but hey, you know what in 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.000 this six lockdown, anything goes. 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.960 Two and a half thousand dollars online. 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.240 And again I hear what you say, Jason. Basically I 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:05.719 enter it. Guess who's won it? 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.520 Yeah? 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.280 Yeah, the giggle You see the repercussions, so lem Me 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:15.839 and the herald son craigieburn whatever they called that Ferry. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:22.120 Botogo Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday, the world lost a 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.679 sadly another comedy legend Norm McDonald. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.880 Many of you won't know the name, but you might 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:32.360 have seen yesterday just about every comedian or comic character 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:38.160 all pouring out their amazing tributes to a really, really, 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:42.199 really funny guy and a wildly original funny man as well. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.839 We were saying yesterday, how when David Letterman finally bowed 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.520 out on his very very last chat show, he could 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.600 have called anyone to do the last stand up performance 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:53.640 on it, and he called his favorite comedian he depeted 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.840 on there more times than any other stand up and 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.200 that was Norm McDonald. It's an amazing last set. You 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.320 can find it on YouTube. It's brilliant. The thing there 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.360 was great about normc donald does He had this kind 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:06.600 of stumbling, very laconic delivery where you almost didn't know 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.520 where he was going. He never quite knew where he 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.720 was going. And he could take something like a really 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.880 old topic and then add something new to which is 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.720 what a great comic does. They've got that unique comic vision. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.480 If you've never heard of him. There is a really 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.320 funny Netflix stand up special I think it was twenty seventeen, 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.160 Hitler's Dog is what it's called, which says a lot 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.240 about the sort of mindset of Norm MacDonald. Here's a 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.839 bit from it. You've heard people do stuff before about 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:34.040 the war. It doesn't feel like a very relevant topic anymore. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.440 But when Norman does it, I don't know, he just 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.840 adds some sort of different beat to it. This is 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:39.880 Norm McDonald. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.200 There is one country that worries me, though that Iraq, 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.360 not Iran, that North Korea. The only country that really 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:50.959 worries me is the country of Germany. I don't know 0:12:51.000 --> 0:13:00.120 if you guys are history buffs or not, but in 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:04.120 the early part of the previous century, Germany decided to 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.240 go to war. And who did. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:09.080 They go to war with the world. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:16.840 I had never been tried before, and so you figured 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.800 that I would take about five seconds. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:19.280 For the world to win. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:30.360 But no, it was actually close. Then about then, about 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:35.800 thirty years past, and Germany decides again to go to war, 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.360 and again it chooses as its enemy the world. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:44.719 And this time they have that guy. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.200 That guy, and I'm not even going to dignify him 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.520 by saying his name, but I mean, you know I'm doing. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.360 But you'd think at that point the war will go. Listen, Germany, 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.640 here's the deal. You're not going to be a country 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:07.480 no more on accounty. You keep attacking the world. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.480 That's a great Norm McDonald. You can watch us still 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.320 stand up special on Netflix, Hitless Dog and other tricky 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:17.959 It is brilliant. Just go on as well. If you 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.360 haven't got Netflix, go on YouTube and just type in 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.640 Norm MacDonald chat show appearances. There's some great stuff there well. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.920 Christian o connell's show podcast. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.320 Nothing we have a talk about the show is ever 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.520 left completely dead. You can email us at any time 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.760 Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. So of 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:43.240 your emails that have come in yesterday late, why we 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.960 get excited about the Grand Final next week? We know 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.640 it's not the MCG, but we are the home right now. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.320 We want to hear your stories anything to do about 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.840 the MCG. This first one comes from Russell Christian. Let 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.320 me take you back to set the scene. Sunday, March seventeenth, 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:03.000 nineteen seventy seven Centenai Test Australia of US as England. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.880 I was seventeen. I'd taken by in a statewide cricket 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:11.320 ball throwing competition. This is what would have passed his 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.200 high end entertainment. How far can you not that cricket ball. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.200 How do you get out of your small town? If 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.000 you can love a cricket ball, you can make it. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:20.920 It's a guy like me, daddy going to get a 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.920 break to get to a big city. Why Sonny keep 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.360 throwing that bar? My name my land in the MCG. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.520 That's a Tennessee version of that story. And I just 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.440 make click. Is he actually driven around Victoria? We don't 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:38.400 speak like that. Wow, And let's just remind ourselves in 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.600 nineteen seventy seven, this was a statewide thing, not some 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:45.640 small scale things. This is so good we need to 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.800 scour the state to find the next generation of cricket 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.880 ball throwers. Anyway, was invited to the MCG as part 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:56.680 of the Centenary Test lunchtime entertainment four Get Ready Guys 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.680 the longest throw competition. I was the first and out 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.680 of the ten had all made it to be called 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:05.520 out by the MS, by the MCG at the mc 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.600 Sorry at the mc at the MCG. Too many MC's. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.720 In front of eighty thousand people, I threw This is 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.240 actually amazing for a seventeen year old kid, what an 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.920 arm on him? I threw ninety seven meters. Wow. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.080 If you think of one hundred minute running track, throwing 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:22.160 it from one end to the other. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:26.480 There's no way, there's no How far do you think 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:27.600 you could throw a cricket ball? 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.240 I don't reckon. I could get it from the boundary 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:30.040 back into the start. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.880 Have you tried throwing something really far? It really hurts 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.920 you up afterwards, there's a shake in it. What do 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.160 you think you could get ten to twenty? 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:38.880 You should ever throw in competition on the show? 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.200 How far do you reckon? I reckon, Patsy, I reckon, 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:42.320 you could really lob it. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.720 Nah, I'd go about a meter and again no, no, 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:48.080 you're surprised, like really, we'd gone like a snow trip 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:49.800 together and you knocked this out with a snow. 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.640 If you yelled at Christ where we love God to 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.160 run deep and you try to you take out your 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.880 issues by trying to hit him on the head, I reckon, 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.920 you clear ninety seven meters with that? Our friend him 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:01.840 only came fourth. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.280 So who was the winner over one hundred meter? 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:04.720 Yes? 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:05.520 What a throw? 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.440 Yeah amazing. I got to meet all the Aussie players 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.879 and the remark was, what a buzz They need to 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:14.960 bring back the cricket ball throw. When did the world 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:18.000 say we don't need that anymore. It's not exciting enough. Russell. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.720 That is a great email, Thank you very much. Another 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.439 mcg story. This one's titled Dad Broke My Heart. This 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.280 is a hell of a story this one. This is 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.520 from Karen Christian. I'm a lifelong Blue supporter CARLT supporter 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:30.960 thanks to my dad's influence, and I think I may 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:33.720 have missed my one and only chance of seeing them 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.480 in a Grand Final. My dad actually had tickets to 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.560 go to the nineteen seventy nine Grand Final. Well can't 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:42.040 and beat Collinwood. The only thing better than winning a 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.200 Grand Final ticket is one where you beat Collinwood. Dad 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:47.359 was a union rep and was given tickets by his 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.000 boss at the time as a bit of an incentive 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:52.560 to overlook some safety issues on the job site he 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:53.240 was working at. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:56.240 Is that our second day in a row of look 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:56.800 the other way? 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.679 This is amazing. He explained to me why he would 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:04.439 and couldn't use the tickets, and whilst I kind of 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.159 understood this, it still broke my heart that we wouldn't 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.160 get to go to the Grand Final, and of course 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:13.920 he can't win. Dad stuck the unused Grand Final tickets 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.439 to his hard hat and wore them into work on 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:19.399 the Monday to show the boss he could not be bribed. 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:21.520 It's quite a statement, that, isn't it. 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.280 But he's still he didn't use the ticket, he's too No. 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:27.080 Yeah, we didn't get to watch it on TV together, 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:30.040 so all was not lost, even though it was heartbroken, heartbroken. 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:33.040 I'm very proud of my now late dad. That's how 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.719 come from. Karen, Karen, thanks your ticket. Christian and I 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:38.480 have a hidden treasure story. We were talking about this 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:40.520 the other day, about what have you found. A few 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.600 years ago my great uncle passed away. His wife had 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.880 passed away five years beforehand. We were empty in the house, 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.320 ready to sell it all off. Oh ma, he's sound 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.040 like vultures there, doesn't it. You know they're even taking 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:54.720 his pulse and he looks dead. Get his stuff, Get 0:18:54.760 --> 0:19:00.000 that wedding way off. I was in charge of emptying 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.520 the bedroom. Look all, did any of the rooms? All right? 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:04.920 I want the bedroom. No, that's not fine, I want 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.320 the bedroom. I'm the eldest. Give me the bedroom which 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.960 had one of those fully fitted wardrobe draw units that 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:13.480 were ohso fashionable in the nineties. We had one about 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:17.480 five years ago in England. Tell me, oh mate. When 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:19.720 I was emptying the drop drawer, I found a few 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:22.200 items and they fell down the back, so I went 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.960 to retrieve them, removing the bottom drawer, and I found 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:27.640 a load of other items around the back. Over an hour, 0:19:27.800 --> 0:19:31.200 I found loads of hidden jewelry, even a there was 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.720 a hidden panel behind the wardrobe. Eventually we got it 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:37.399 all valued. My loot was worth over twenty thousand dollars. 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:41.199 I dream of the hidden panel, the hidden panel. Just 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:42.919 imagine coming across the hidden. 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:46.520 Panel sadly an auntie or uncle with a lot of money. 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:47.720 I don't know if you've got any of those in 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:50.280 your family. I certainly haven't. They've just left debts more 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:52.840 than anything. I start Hidden loop. I lovely emails. We 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.320 love getting your emails. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:56.320 dot com dot au. 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:01.080 This is the Christian o'connells podcast. 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.879 This week on the eighties of the eighties. Yesterday we 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:07.639 were breaking down the letter are and a tiny bit 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:09.359 of que There's not a lot to do with le 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.680 que once you get bas queen. Who do we play yesterday? 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:14.880 Stacey cue Stacy, that's. 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:17.800 Right, So it's time of the one second winner. This 0:20:17.840 --> 0:20:20.480 is a game we play with the eighties. I play 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.119 a clips is one second long of a song from 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:25.280 the eighties this week all to do with the letter? 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:28.680 Are so the artist or the song title? The letter? 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:31.119 Are schools at my own? Patsy you're on eight and 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:32.960 a half? Jackie Boy, you're on six and a half. 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:39.240 Are you ready ready the letter? Are song title or artist? Relaxed? 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:49.600 I think Jackie Boy one million points to Jackie Boy six? 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:53.560 I was boring, alright, what is this? 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:58.840 It's right on time? Black box. 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:07.240 Yeah, well I'm Paty. One point for Patsy. Then he 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:10.000 just landed random. You never know any does your land 0:21:10.040 --> 0:21:12.119 on the older million point one? That was just sandy. 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:14.320 You can't have it every time. It gets a bit silly, guys. 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:21.760 All right, who is place? He's just said police can 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:26.119 get out. Jack Boy gets that and he's landed on 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:29.520 the ten million dollars. I was hoping to get there, 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:34.800 so no, he got police. Give you half a point 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:37.120 half a point insist? All right? 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:38.680 This is she gets half a point by I get 0:21:38.680 --> 0:21:41.239 my ten million to help me away out here. 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:44.359 Okay, this is worth a billion, thank you? 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:55.800 Oh yes, Falco, Yeah, I'll rock. 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:04.120 One billion. Well done. This one is worth a trillion. 0:22:06.080 --> 0:22:07.720 I understand that because the producer and going to work 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:10.520 at how many zeros next week's score when we get 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:10.840 to them. 0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:15.280 Okay, Brian Adams run to you. 0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:19.320 Still a. 0:22:22.720 --> 0:22:23.200 Trillion? 0:22:25.720 --> 0:22:30.080 All right? This one is worth one hundred thousand trillion points. 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:32.200 What's high than a trillion? 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:33.199 Gazillion? 0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:35.440 All right? This is worth a gazillion. 0:22:37.720 --> 0:22:41.720 Rock set, get set, get to the get your party, 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:43.840 get get get set. 0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:49.000 Now what was going to call a song? Get set? Hey, guys, get. 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:59.000 Set, taxi run success, get get your overalls. 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:04.040 On mine to jack, rock set and get your overalls on. 0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:08.960 The dress? 0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:13.040 Does anyone get the big point? Does anyone? All right? 0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:17.280 You get half a gazillion? Percy Well, you're. 0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:19.800 Listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:26.800 Victoria Melbourne needs your ideas been concented by the Herald's son. 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:33.800 They're asking people, prominent Victorians, good morning, get this right? 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.199 In a hundred and worse? What can you do an 0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:37.760 hundred words to come up with some big idea for 0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:41.600 the future of Victoria and Melbourne. I didn't know this, 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:44.240 but in the next five years will become get ready 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:48.200 Melbourne the biggest city in Australia. Yeah, we went with 0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:50.919 a move anywhere the system can't go and win. The 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:53.399 second biggest bring on the chaos. 0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.520 And a big city needs big ideas. So they've come to. 0:23:56.520 --> 0:23:58.879 You absolutely, and I'm coming to you go and have 0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:00.679 you got any big ideas? I can tell them that 0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:03.639 these are my big ideas. That's all that come on 0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:06.720 today's show. Before that, then do you owner as well? 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:09.119 We really read out a shoping list of things that 0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:11.520 we'd love to hear from people who own any of 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:18.600 these this morning. Then do you owner metal detector? Pree 0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:21.800 rare thing to see someone with the old school metal 0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:23.800 detector out having a good old look around. I mean 0:24:23.840 --> 0:24:27.160 the UK every weekend. Have you ever seen that very 0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:29.960 funny TV show The Detectorists. 0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:32.199 Reality No, no, no no. 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.040 It's a comedy drama with Mackenzie Crook from the Office 0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:37.560 right they play Goath. It's actually really going to Martin 0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:39.760 Freeman as well. It's very good. But anyway, the UK 0:24:39.880 --> 0:24:41.560 see a lot of them because they might be like 0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:44.359 there often is like coins from the Roman era or 0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:46.040 the Saxons and stuff like that. You might find a 0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:47.440 little fruit ball or butter dish. 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:50.720 I guess here you're more looking for nuggets of gold 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:53.280 because they kind of got it all. It's still out there. 0:24:53.359 --> 0:24:55.840 I'm tempted to get in a metal detector. 0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:57.440 I love them. They look like a lot of fun. 0:24:57.480 --> 0:24:59.159 So we'd love to speak to anyone who owns a 0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:04.959 metal detector. Also, anyone who owns something inflatable. And I'm 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:06.840 thinking about what about if it's people that do own 0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:10.040 one of those, you know, I'm talking about a friend 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:11.560 weekend friends? 0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:17.920 Do we take that a certain type of doll? You 0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:21.320 we take that if someone was honest enough to come 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:23.000 on and go, yeah, I've got honest. 0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:24.720 Enough, they're not going to say that there. I'm stowing 0:25:24.760 --> 0:25:29.160 it for a friend like old Chris looking after those. 0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:32.120 He's got pump up sade whatever they call. 0:25:33.560 --> 0:25:37.359 Up in the attic, And who's the dolls? 0:25:37.480 --> 0:25:40.760 Chris is a friend of mine. They're like crash test dummies, 0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:47.120 but really cheap ones. Anything inflatable, anything inflatable. Also, we're 0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:48.760 not hit a judge. If you have got a little 0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:52.600 weekend friend, that's up to you, all right, So yeah, 0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:58.120 something inflatable metal detector. It's quite shopping this week, isn't it. Wait? 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:03.800 I just realized what the last thing is bagpipes. That 0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:06.080 is literally what I've got written down in my sharpie. 0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:11.359 Here is metal detector, bagpipes and somethink inflatable. Give a score. 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:14.000 Do you own any of those? We have got spot 0:26:14.040 --> 0:26:16.280 prize this for some of your calls today. One hundred 0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.439 dollars worth of coffee Chaie hot chocolate from Industry Beans. 0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:22.680 And of course we've still got twenty of the world's 0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:26.080 greatest scour of your kitchen, the scrub Daddy. All right, 0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:29.040 So if they've got the bagpipes, we want. 0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:30.959 To hear them, find out and the bagpipes up. 0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:33.080 You don't fire them up. It starts with the wheezing. 0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:35.679 Do your impression of it, all right? 0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:44.840 Okay? As become a bagpipe? It sounds like someone's menesting 0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:45.240 a cat. 0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:49.159 They are a terrible instrument. I love the Scottish, but 0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:50.879 the bagpipe is a terrible instagram. 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:53.399 Sometimes they do sound really, really nice, but it's the 0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:56.680 amateur enthusiast that it's hard on the ear. Anyway, who 0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:58.840 doesn't want to be want to hear bagpipes on the radio? 0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:03.200 This morning, Metal Detectors give us a call and something inflatable. 0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:06.560 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:12.360 Do you own us? Guess? A song on bagpipes by 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:15.560 the Red Hot Chili Pipeost. I've actually seen this bagpipe 0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:17.480 band live. They are ready good. 0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:20.119 Now This is journey, isn't it? 0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:20.400 Yes? 0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:25.320 But done on the medium of the pipes. Thank you boys. 0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:29.680 That's enough. Now do you own something inflatable? A set 0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:32.880 of bagpipes and a metal detector? Not all three of those? 0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:35.040 Any of those? Do you own anything inflatable? Do you 0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:36.880 own a set of bagpipes? And we'd love to speak 0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:40.200 to anyone who has a metal detector? Bianchi riot first 0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:40.600 this morning. 0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:42.520 Hi, how about you? 0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:44.359 I'm very good and I hope you were this one 0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:46.360 thanks to calling the show. So what do you got 0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:47.679 from our shopping list? 0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:52.520 My girlfriend loves to buy different things, so she decided 0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:56.280 on eBay she was going to buy this three foot 0:27:56.440 --> 0:28:01.160 or four foot which huge inflatable sharks a remote control, 0:28:01.520 --> 0:28:04.200 which she delighted in frightening people when they came into 0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:06.960 the house. But the best thing is when she got 0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.560 it was flat and we had to go to Spotlight 0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:10.000 and get it. 0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:11.600 He filled up with helium. 0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:19.840 Yeah, was walking around Spotlight floating sharing people. 0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:24.600 And what's the remote control with then does it fly 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:26.159 through the air and sort of get people. 0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:29.399 It doesn't fly through the air, but in spotlight she 0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:30.200 couldn't control. 0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:35.000 Yeah, I tell you what, those helium balloons. I've had 0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:36.960 to go and do that spotlight for her kids' birthdays 0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:39.200 and stuff like that. You the ones they got the 0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:41.440 helium in them. They have a life of their own, 0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:43.200 is out there alive. They just want to go up 0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:45.440 in the sky and get a good view up there. 0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:47.520 It's not even just getting them in the car is 0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:48.480 a nightmare, isn't it. 0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:53.800 That was another story in itself. Yeah, trying to put 0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:55.840 this thing in the car. She's pushing it in one way, 0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:57.040 it was firing out the other. 0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:59.760 It's like, you know, some cobbers with a drunken perk 0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:01.560 get them in the DIVV van. You know, they don't 0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:02.120 want to go in. 0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:05.200 And the ankle was all that trouble worth it was it, 0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:07.520 you know, everything you went through to scare your. 0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:10.960 Friends, because she delighted in scaring our friends and that 0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:12.680 kind with this stupid shark. 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.880 But if I'm coming to your house and in the air, 0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:18.200 I don't think it's a real shark. 0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:21.000 I would punch it, you know. That mascot person jumped 0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:23.320 out me once for some cinematy. I just punched it. 0:29:23.400 --> 0:29:26.880 I told he was attacking. It was irritating if I 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:28.560 went around that out and that came coming. I guess 0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:30.560 when's where's the shark? Can we just get a deal? 0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:31.600 I'd have a knife. 0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:35.440 Ready, doesn't know, but it has got a pin pick 0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:35.640 in it. 0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:38.880 Yeah, exactly what your friends has got. Wise just a 0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:40.800 little one you don't know for a couple of days. 0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:43.440 And did the shark have a name? 0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:48.440 No, she just used to call it sharky genius. 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:53.560 Alright, alright, be ankle, I think you've been on the helium. 0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:59.160 The anchor should giving us a call. They love that shark. Dean, 0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:00.200 good morning. 0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:01.800 Good morning, how are you all? 0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:03.920 We're good, Dean. So what have you got if you've 0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:06.440 got bagpipes and metal detect or something inflatable? 0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:09.000 I've got a metal detector, I've made my partner, my 0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:11.400 wife got a metal detector. We've got a mine lab 0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:14.840 eight hundred so we playing one hundred year old corn 0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:16.560 and gold and relics. 0:30:17.320 --> 0:30:19.880 That is incredible. So is that is that like the 0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:22.520 highlight of your plunder that you found? What else have 0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:22.880 you got? 0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:26.400 Ah, well, we've seen it on gold. We've had a 0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:27.440 lot of old mind sights. 0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:28.000 You go through. 0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:29.840 You have to buy a license for all this. So 0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:31.960 you can't just buy a metal detect and go out 0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:35.000 detecting and go to buy a license from the from 0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:36.080 the government and then. 0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:39.080 Any kind of excuse to get some money out of 0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:41.200 us with a permit. So what is the permit called? 0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:43.040 Is it called a license to what detect? 0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:44.040 Yeah? 0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:47.600 Just a miner's right, miner's right to metal detect. 0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:48.960 I think it's called yeah. 0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:51.040 And then do you have to declare the gold you 0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:52.880 found paid taxes? 0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:53.920 No check? 0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:57.920 I think you're meant to say yes again. You never 0:30:57.920 --> 0:31:03.880 know who's listening. No chance, didn't think about that. It's mine, 0:31:04.480 --> 0:31:04.760 you know. 0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:05.000 You don't. 0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:06.160 You don't have to, you don't. 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:08.680 You don't declare it not You just can't go into 0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:13.040 mind with someone owns her mind. They've got numbers on 0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:14.960 registration numbers, and you can't go into that. 0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:18.480 Last thing of people tore down some mind shaft boring 0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:20.680 into the ground and then she's just one round vide odds. 0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:26.320 You can't do that, guys. 0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:28.160 You can't even do that nowadays. It's just unsafe. You 0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:29.840 don't know what you're getting into. It's a lot of danger. 0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:32.480 With my daughter went head first into one. I pulled 0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:34.520 her out feet first because she just wanted to go. 0:31:34.520 --> 0:31:35.040 Into the mind. 0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:36.200 So it's signed you anymore. 0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:39.000 But it's just too danger like an anteme. 0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:47.640 Road run a cartoon disappear headfirst into a mine. 0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.800 Yes, yeah, that's how how sick some of them sleeper 0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:54.680 are they are? So yeah, they go down found an 0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:58.040 old Chinese coins So it's about one hundred years old, 0:31:58.120 --> 0:32:00.000 just got the other pinning with hams. 0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.040 How exciting. That must be amazing? So what and do 0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:03.840 you go to a guy to get them value? Because 0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:05.640 how do you know it's one hundred years old? 0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:07.640 Well, because it's got the date on it. 0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:09.680 Those Chinese? 0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:11.600 How do you go? 0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:14.320 There's the answer, he said, this is really old. 0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:20.120 Some of the amazing some of the technology, the old guys. 0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.600 It's got the best before that on the Yeah, yeah, 0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:29.080 going must be redeemed the century. And tell me about 0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:31.680 the old Milo nine hundred, the mon. 0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:32.280 Lab eight hundred. 0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:32.960 So what of these? 0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:36.680 It does relics and it does gold as well, so 0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:39.760 you so mine lab does do a lot of detectors, 0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:42.000 so you can go to the mine mine lab a 0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:45.240 hundred monster, so that's a proper gold one. So it's 0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:48.120 not as easy because you've got to each piece of 0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:49.880 land you go to, you've got to balance it because 0:32:49.880 --> 0:32:53.120 of the interference. So there's so much all minerals in 0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:56.720 the Grande there out, so each place you go to 0:32:56.800 --> 0:32:58.760 you've got to balance it again. Then you start from 0:32:58.800 --> 0:33:01.080 scratch again because I do a lot of metal detecting 0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:02.920 in the beach as well as as well, so they're 0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:06.960 waterproof up to certain right, so gold's got a different numbers. 0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:10.320 They go down the beach every day walking up. I've 0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:13.120 never seen a dude just wondering with a metal detector. 0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:14.640 He's found a shit, right. 0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:20.560 Well, then they're down at Eastern I found a couple 0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:24.560 of old coins down yeah Geelong, Yeah, Eastern Booch because 0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:27.120 you go where where all the history years so wins 0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:31.120 in wednsday needs to be an old greyhound track down there. 0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:33.720 Back in wivestand Fansom old coins there as well, Penis 0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:34.560 And so tell me. 0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:37.000 This thing that the machine you've got, right, do you 0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:38.920 mind me asking how much it is? What is like 0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:40.200 a thousand BUNCKSI. 0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:43.680 Mine's only an eight hundred twelve hundred dollars one, but 0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.959 you can get ones we go deeper and they distinguished, 0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:49.760 They tell you everything virtually. Mine was just the beginner's one. 0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:52.160 So there's a beginnings one of mind Lab six hundred. 0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:54.880 Go go find that was the beginner's one. So if 0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:57.200 you like it, go and bought something like that first 0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:59.440 thing gradually go wow idea. 0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:01.960 I'd love the idea of borrowing one for a weekend, 0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:04.360 just and just I'm that kind of dope that thinks 0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:06.760 immediately the moment gets out of the car, he's suddenly 0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.719 going to find like a ship wreck the ark. It 0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.520 was his first time and beginner's luck. 0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:18.399 I guess where mind Colin don a ring with ting 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:21.000 green There was a diamond insert So in the Bootstin 0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:24.759 and me talking somewhere, can you said it was just 0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:25.960 a ting grain that was. 0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:28.839 Imagine all the mind Labs six hundred you can buy 0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:29.960 with that? 0:34:32.280 --> 0:34:34.640 And do they use sonar? Is that what the money 0:34:34.719 --> 0:34:36.359 is where it sort of literally goes into the ground 0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:38.120 and lets you know what's there and how far down 0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:39.439 is Yeah? 0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:42.719 What depends on the on the coils where as well, 0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:45.440 So different coills give you different links, gives you a 0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:47.960 bit of readings, but there's a lot of interference from 0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:50.280 the overhead paralligans as well. That's why he got balanced 0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:53.239 and you know with sand throws it out as well. 0:34:53.280 --> 0:34:57.000 So the scene if you're in there, you know, well, 0:34:57.480 --> 0:34:59.480 I have loved chanting to you, mate, genuine it's actually 0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:00.879 been really into just good on here. 0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:03.239 Thank you guys, appreciate it. 0:35:03.239 --> 0:35:05.040 The next time you find one of those Chinese coins, 0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:07.080 they've got the date on. That's so you know, all right, Dan, 0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:08.440 thank you very much for give us a call. We'll 0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:09.920 give you a prize. Thank you. 0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:12.279 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:15.680 So we're doing. Do you owner any of these items? 0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:17.600 We're keen to talk to you if you own a 0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:20.400 set of bagpipes. I think it's called a set of bagpipes, 0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:22.200 and this is called bagpipes. 0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:25.239 Bagpipes are set of bagpipe. I think it's just bagpipes, 0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:25.680 isn't it. 0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:27.400 No, they're a set. 0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:29.720 I'll get my set out of the truck. 0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:33.880 Yeah, go get your set of pipes anyway. Look, bagpipes 0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:38.680 inflatables and metal detectors, any of those nine four one 0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:42.920 four one oh four three, Hey Peter, Hey you going guys, 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:46.280 good pizza. So what do you own I own. 0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.120 A six foot inflatable Santa. 0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:51.879 That is a big old santurn obviously you get him out. 0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:56.480 What's some of the year, Not like early on Pats. 0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:58.920 Early just before last Christmas, so he's only been out 0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:02.200 for one Christmas. Mum gave me two boxes that she 0:36:02.320 --> 0:36:05.400 thought were kettles. Well, one of them was a kettle 0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:07.960 and the other one was a six foot inflatable Santa. 0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:09.080 It happens all the time. 0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:12.719 So your mum was giving you a kettle in a 0:36:12.800 --> 0:36:15.400 box and the other box was a six foot Santa. 0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:18.279 Yes, she didn't know it was a Santa, and she 0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:19.520 doesn't know where it came from. 0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:23.080 It's not just a small one, it's just six foot one. 0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:24.439 You must remember buying it. 0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:28.359 No, she doesn't. She doesn't know where it came from. 0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:31.960 She is eighty six years old and starting to lose 0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:36.160 a little bit. So I'm not surprised, thing, isn't it. 0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:37.920 They get a bit old and confused. I always goes 0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:40.440 for like six foot Santa. That's one of the medary testers. 0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:43.680 Oh this one is a bit weird too. He's got 0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.080 a mechanical alarm with a set of binoculars on it 0:36:46.160 --> 0:36:50.239 that moves up to his eyes and back down again. Yeah, 0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:52.520 like a turvy center. He's also holding a gun. 0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:56.280 Why is he holding a gun? 0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:57.399 I don't know. 0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:02.280 I asked the same question. I've never seen how many. 0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.200 He's just with the old reindeer. He's having a good 0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:09.480 old wave, doesn't it. Oh no, I don't know hunting, 0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:13.680 So why is he hunting elf reindeer? He's gone bad hunting? 0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:16.200 Hunting? Naughty kids, don't get that. 0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:20.799 Naughty children listening right now. 0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:22.600 Don't be naughty. 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:25.880 Yeah, get elf on the shelf, armed elf on the shelf. 0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:30.719 First shots, A warning one in the air kids, second one, 0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:37.279 you won't be so lucky right in the old budgets. Okay, Peter, 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:39.640 thank you very much for cool with all that, little Peter. 0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:41.759 That's a great one. Take care mate. Who else have 0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:42.359 we got here? 0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:51.960 Richard Richard, Yes, yes, yes, born and born in Christian 0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:57.920 Patsy and Jack Morning Richard. I have two metal detectors, 0:37:59.000 --> 0:38:02.280 mind lab first one fast US eleven and a half 0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:03.640 thousand dollars. 0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:10.160 Well it's better, it's cheaply gone by the gold. He's 0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:11.800 chatting to the guy. He's found something. He's got a 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:17.080 hundred year old Chinese coin, buy that off him some money? Well, 0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:18.880 I mean I want for that money it should come 0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:20.480 with a small team that do it all for me 0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:24.120 digging out and well that's incredible. So one is eleven 0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:24.960 and a half thousand. 0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:28.120 Yep, it is the top of the range of mine. Lad, 0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:32.719 it is forty percent deeper than anything else that can 0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.960 can go forty percent deeper than anything else on the market. 0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:38.759 How deep is that? What does that actually mean? Like 0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:39.520 a couple of miles? 0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:44.160 Well, it depends on the side. If that let's say 0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:45.600 go to New England. 0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:49.080 Can you see my mum birthday birthday actually today? 0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:53.279 If it was a make the deep, it might be 0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:57.320 you know, the size of your fist. So if it 0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:59.840 was five meters deep, it might be the size of 0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:00.520 the harb on it. 0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:06.080 I get you, I get you. So it has to 0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:09.959 be it has to be bigger to be seen deeper, deeper, Yes, 0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:12.680 like you can't get a spec of gold that's two 0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:13.239 meters deep. 0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:16.240 No, No, you're right, but they're doing. 0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:17.920 Saying things deeper. Doesn't that mean you just have to 0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:18.560 do more digging? 0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:19.279 Yeah? 0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:20.640 Oh yeah. 0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.879 And it's got like an inspector gadget arm and that 0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:29.400 will go out and just borrow ten dollars shovel. You're 0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:32.319 going to pay exit for that one. And so what 0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:33.960 have you found with the old mind lamb. 0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.400 There's lots of gold, but just small stuff. We go 0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:42.200 out to the Golden Triangle at me tall but May 0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:43.160 and a friend of mine. 0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:46.160 Oh that sounds like someone from some sort of old movie. 0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:48.760 I love to sound the Golden Triangle. So what banner 0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:49.200 out way? 0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:52.319 And yep, get better around that area. 0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:56.640 That just loads of you out there like rival gangs. 0:39:58.320 --> 0:40:02.920 Well the metal you know, this is our Lston with 0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:06.000 those big old detectives clank clank. I've got the mind lap, 0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:11.480 I've got the undid beginners model. You don't belong here, rookie. 0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:12.920 You people out there, you. 0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:15.160 Won't find any car bondarms with that old piece. 0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:22.759 Of old Chinese chariot. All right, Richard, thank you very 0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:26.640 much and cool, all right, thank you well. 0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:28.920 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.600 I've been asked to come up with some ideas for 0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:35.000 this great city and Victoria, and I think that we 0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:37.200 should involve you on that search for the next big 0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:39.359 thing of the next couple of years as we head 0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:43.400 towards apparently becoming the Australia's biggest city, which would be amazing. 0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:44.920 Jackie boy, what's going going on with you? 0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:49.040 I'm feeling a bit sheepish today, actually, because how's this? Yesterday? 0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:51.480 I took Luna to the oval near our house. And 0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:55.359 you know, Luna's a border Collie. They love fetching, so 0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.920 usually if I don't bring a ball, she'll get a stick, 0:40:58.120 --> 0:41:01.000 bit of tam bake, anything you've fed with. So at 0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:05.319 the oval and she finds this discarded sandal, and which 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.319 an odd thing for somebody to leave behind, but I thought, 0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:09.799 all right, if it's just one sandal, no one's going 0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:11.680 to really miss it. You can play with it. So 0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:13.879 I'm chucking this sandal back and forth to her walking 0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.480 around the oval. I get down to the other end 0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:19.440 and there's this guy in a full soccer kit and 0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:22.479 he's taken himself through his own workout and he's got 0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:24.920 like you know how people run through cones and stuff. 0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:26.560 Oh why, he's got those little mini cones. 0:41:26.880 --> 0:41:28.719 But he's improvised with his own stuff. So he's got 0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:32.400 his jump out, his hat out, and he's left sandal out. 0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:35.040 You found the owner. 0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:38.200 I realized what he was doing was he was running 0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.200 back and forth between the left sandal at one end 0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:42.120 and the right sand. 0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:44.240 He's getting a really good workout. 0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:48.399 But now his other cone is in Luna's mouth. She's 0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:51.360 slobbering all over it. I've been using it as a frisbee. 0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:53.480 And obviously because she's been chewing it, it's probably like 0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:54.960 knaka now because she's. 0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:57.000 Just like grabbing it in her mouth. He hasn't, Luckily, 0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:59.600 he's doing like push ups and burpies and sprints. He 0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:01.759 hasn't seen us as we walk past him. I tried 0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:03.719 to hurry her back down the other end of the 0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:06.719 oval and get the sandal back to where he had 0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:07.720 it before, put her. 0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:09.360 All the way. She wasn't even gonna say anything. 0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:11.560 I've tried to get away with it because there's a 0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:14.160 possibility he hasn't seen me using it as a frisbee 0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:15.080 and that it's. 0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:16.520 So he's just suddenly going to run out and go, 0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:19.360 what the heck? Soone savage that with dog slabber. 0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:21.120 Well, what I was hoping you'd think is that when 0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:22.360 he got there and it was a bit damp, that 0:42:22.400 --> 0:42:24.759 it was the moisture of the grass and it was 0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:26.000 a bit of a dewy day. 0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:31.160 Really aggressive glass that's chewed up, showed out with teeth, barks. God, 0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:33.320 what kind of turf there use around here at the oval? 0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.080 Well, I'll never know what he thought of it, because 0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:37.600 we made a quick exit. The trick is in that situation, 0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:42.440 don't look behind you, pick a point on the horizon 0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:43.920 and go towards it. 0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:45.160 So what did he's sunny? This? 0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:45.399 Here? 0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:49.279 This ring and gravel turned up as a dog's looking 0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:51.440 out the window, go like that sandal. 0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:56.160 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:42:56.400 --> 0:43:00.239 Sometimes in this job you're asked to do. I had 0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:03.959 a quote for something and had an email yesterday from 0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:08.320 our head of public relations for this radio station, our show, Robin. 0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:12.719 And the question that she's asking me has come from 0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.479 The Herald Sun, and I thought i'd get your take 0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:18.319 on this. Good morning, Christian. I hope you very well, 0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:20.960 I am, Robin, thanks for asking. The Held's Sun is 0:43:20.960 --> 0:43:25.759 putting together series around the theme Future Victoria. It will 0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:28.919 look at the ideas, projects or needs the city should 0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:31.799 address as its population begins to grow again in the 0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:35.279 next five years, Melbourne will be Australia's biggest city. As 0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:38.200 part of the series, they are reaching out to high 0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:42.439 profile Victorians good morning and leaders don't think they meant 0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:45.360 me to ask them to provide a one hundred word answer. 0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:48.719 All right, be quick. Then she wants to save the city. 0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:50.919 The future of Melbourne. To make it quick. 0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:53.840 You know what is this a tipebreak to win something, 0:43:53.880 --> 0:43:57.960 a years of live bow buns. A one hundred odd 0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:03.080 word answer to the following question, what's your changing idea 0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:08.160 for Melbourne and Victoria? They are after a specific project, event, 0:44:08.400 --> 0:44:11.719 initiative or idea that will change Melbourne or Victoria for 0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.319 the better over the next five years. When Melbourne comes 0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:17.680 biggest city in Australia. Now the idea needs to be 0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:20.880 as specific as possible. For example, now, normally when I 0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:23.640 get one of these emails, they chuck in it. For example, 0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:27.120 that is so average. You look at that and go, ah, right, well, 0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:30.200 I can at least do that this. I was like, oh, 0:44:30.400 --> 0:44:31.799 I don't think I can do any of this. 0:44:31.840 --> 0:44:33.560 So is this the Herald Sun's example or is this 0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:34.759 Robin's example. 0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:40.320 Harold Sun's for example, something like establish a hydrogen research plant. 0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:44.880 You guys know, I'm always touched on this show about 0:44:44.880 --> 0:44:47.719 my idea for a particle accelerator for the city. You know, 0:44:47.760 --> 0:44:49.640 I keep saying, use that wheel that we're not going 0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:51.360 to use any more the Star. Put it on the 0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:52.800 side and spin them atoms. 0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.720 When people are looking at Australia to come from overseas, 0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:57.560 they're like Sidney or Melbourne. Well, Melbourn's got the had 0:44:57.600 --> 0:45:00.759 drunk clade. We can't miss that, have to go. 0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:02.600 You know, that's not even about this. 0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:04.839 It's the bridge, forget about that. 0:45:04.960 --> 0:45:08.440 It's got a hydrogen research facility that's got a kick 0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:13.880 ass gift shop. All right. So my deadline is midday 0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:18.000 tomorrow high noon to save the city. The clock is ticking, 0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:19.759 which is one I thought i'd bring you guys in. 0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.600 You live here, it's your city, genuinely. If you've got 0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:26.160 any ideas, whatever they are, I'm looking for ideas that 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:27.960 we can put in the Herald Sun. I'll say who 0:45:28.040 --> 0:45:30.040 they're from. I've only got one hundred words to keep 0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:32.680 it snappy. But for the future of this city, it's 0:45:32.719 --> 0:45:35.160 actually quite interesting. So yester and evening I was starting 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:37.440 to think about early ideas. Yep, okay, so these are 0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:38.040 just top. 0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:40.040 Line idea definitely, because think we just lost the Melbourne 0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:41.840 Star as well, so we're in an attraction down. 0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:45.440 Yeah, and also we aren't anymore because of the lockdowns 0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:47.399 we've been subjected to. We used to be the most 0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:50.000 libipool city in the world. I came in because of this. 0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:54.120 Now it's Vienna, so to restore civic pride. Number one 0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:57.320 idea this city loves dogs. 0:45:58.360 --> 0:45:59.920 Yeah, but that's pretty universal. 0:46:00.560 --> 0:46:08.200 This city loves dogs. Australia's biggest dog festival. I've got 0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:15.280 a title. It's at the MCG mcg. That's a cute dog. Wow. 0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:16.920 These are just early ideas. 0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:20.040 You know, you've had an idea for a dog festival 0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:22.560 before that had a better name, was it dog Taberfest. 0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:26.920 This is why I said these are early ideas. The 0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:29.160 other one is you have been to an amusement park 0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:31.799 and you're getting the old log ride, the log flu Yeah. 0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:33.280 I've been to the disneylandge Yeah. 0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:35.520 It's amazing. What about having a giant one here that 0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:38.600 is a public transport system? Yes, what a great We've 0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:41.759 got the Yarrow, We've got the water you funnel that 0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:44.000 around Sally Cap shout out to SCHELLI Cap. You need 0:46:44.000 --> 0:46:45.600 to get a team on this. They've got the brawn 0:46:45.640 --> 0:46:48.280 equipment of that big old tunnel where they would build 0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:52.080 a giant, mega city wide Victoria White. So you're out 0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:54.200 in Ballarat, you want to come into a big smoke. 0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:56.920 You're getting your family, getting your log and you might 0:46:56.960 --> 0:47:00.520 take a while and you make your way that thing 0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:05.319 that goes and it stops you. And what just a 0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:07.640 great way to get into the CBD for commuters. You 0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:10.000 can go other roads or the train or the tram 0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:11.319 or the log flu Yeah. 0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:13.880 And then if you come in from Sydney you gop 0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:18.360 mempuller yeah, and then speed up there Melbourn. 0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:22.040 Suddenly you're in the CBD. Who wouldn't want to arrive 0:47:22.120 --> 0:47:24.640 at work having got there? You just snap out their 0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:27.680 house onto a spare log flume with a couple of 0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:29.560 other people. Morning day, Morning Barry, you get the back 0:47:29.560 --> 0:47:32.200 of the log flom and you make your way into work. Okay. 0:47:32.239 --> 0:47:33.440 I don't know if you've ever been on one of 0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:37.240 those things, but they're extremely slow getting from Bellarut to Melbourne. 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:38.840 Wouldn't take four get up earlier. 0:47:39.440 --> 0:47:41.760 Listen to the show at six am when we start 0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:44.080 and the other thing. And I think this could be 0:47:44.120 --> 0:47:48.560 the kicker this city needs, the biggest giant thing Australia 0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:50.920 has Australia's famous having these giant things. We love our 0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:52.560 big thing and we did the road tip at Easter time. 0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:54.799 We went to Adelaide. We saw the old Quana, we 0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:59.120 saw the lobster. We need some cheap ho giant. We 0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:00.719 need to find out what it's the tallest one in 0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:05.120 Australia and inch it needs to be Australia's biggest fiberglass 0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:07.239 whatever it is. I don't know what the animal or 0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:10.560 early idea is a chicken, palm or an avocado. You 0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:13.080 guys love a palm, you love the avocado. 0:48:13.200 --> 0:48:15.279 So I'm just scrolling through the big things. We got 0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:17.440 a lot of big things, so I'm sifting here. But 0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:20.560 the two biggest I can see big Pineapple and GIMPI 0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:24.600 sixteen meters pretty tall. But the big Marino. I don't 0:48:24.600 --> 0:48:26.799 know if you've been up the Hume Highway on your 0:48:26.840 --> 0:48:30.120 way to Sydney, but it's a big giant ram. He's 0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:32.799 eighteen meters tall. We need to have this at least 0:48:32.800 --> 0:48:34.120 twenty then twenty meters. 0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:35.879 But what is it? Okay, this is when we need 0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:37.960 your help, So give us a call if you've got 0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:41.120 any ideas whatsoever. Nine four one four one oh four 0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:44.799 to three. What does this city and Victoria need or 0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:47.680 if you just got an idea for a giant fiberglass? 0:48:47.800 --> 0:48:49.600 What too many? It doesn't even have to be linked 0:48:49.600 --> 0:48:51.000 to the city, really is it? Because some of them 0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:51.760 are quite random. 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:54.319 They're so random and I'm looking at it. New South 0:48:54.360 --> 0:48:56.560 Wales has got so many big things. What do they 0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:59.880 got big potato, big prawn, biggest sun? 0:49:00.480 --> 0:49:01.600 About a giant spots? 0:49:01.640 --> 0:49:02.640 It's ten long. 0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:08.440 You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast. 0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:11.839 So the Herald Son have asked me to contribute. They 0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:14.359 won one hundred words to the following question, what is 0:49:14.960 --> 0:49:18.759 your game changing idea for Melbourne and Victoria over the 0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:23.080 next five years? Have we become Australia's biggest city? Can 0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:26.520 be anything? Thank you very much for taking part in 0:49:26.600 --> 0:49:30.520 this future Victoria, Melbourne, Thank you Justin And where Abe? 0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:34.560 What about a giant Shane warn? Is he sack cross 0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:36.800 legged like a Buddha. 0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:40.879 I'm like the giant giant warning giant warning. 0:49:41.760 --> 0:49:43.800 People will come from all over the world. They're the 0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:46.400 voto secing with the giant way sat cross legged. 0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:48.160 I think like a Buddha, he should live in there 0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:48.520 as well. 0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:53.680 In the eyes. So when the lights go out at 0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:56.840 night time for warning, denies go out justin. That's a 0:49:56.880 --> 0:50:00.759 great one. What about giant cup of coffee? 0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:04.319 No, it's just really it's just a big cylinder, the 0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:05.560 big sharing football. 0:50:05.880 --> 0:50:10.080 Yes, that is a great idea. What about the giant lartie? 0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:12.120 All right, let's take some of your calls. 0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:13.600 Right, I've found the biggest thing. By the way, what 0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:16.560 is not the ram? There's a big funnel web spider 0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:20.960 in Queensland. Oh sorry, New South Wales near Wollongong. That's 0:50:21.080 --> 0:50:23.160 nineteen meters tall, twenty two meters wide. 0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.520 Wow, well it's got to be at least twenty minutes high. 0:50:25.560 --> 0:50:27.480 We have a giant something, Jason. 0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:31.240 Gooday guys, Hey, well, if we're going to go twenty 0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:34.360 let's go twenty one. Let's make it a big middle 0:50:34.400 --> 0:50:36.720 finger directed at New South Wales. 0:50:39.640 --> 0:50:42.640 Don's out there now, positioning it towards Gladys. 0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:52.200 And it just started as a fist like a wench. 0:50:55.440 --> 0:50:57.719 Jason, I don't need a hundred words, we just need 0:50:58.040 --> 0:51:01.919 a picture of this mechanical thing that gets flipped. Does 0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:04.320 he get flipped every day at midday on the strike 0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:06.040 of twelve? No? 0:51:06.080 --> 0:51:07.760 Not why midday eleven o'clock. 0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:09.080 That's the time, Slott. 0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:14.680 Jason. That is a genius idea. Well done, Thanks guys, 0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:22.279 love that. Roger. Good morning, Roger. Hello, good Roger. 0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:24.879 I'm thinking of the biggest Bunning sausage, but. 0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:27.319 A snack, the giant fiberglass snag. 0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:28.920 That's a great I could sit on one of those 0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:31.719 big bunnies because they're huge places, big. 0:51:32.280 --> 0:51:34.839 Roof on the roof. Yeah, Roger, that's a great one. 0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:38.319 Thank you very much for your idea. Roger, Pat good morning. 0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:44.480 Yes, good morning, Christian, Petsy jack Man. Yes, I look, 0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:48.080 I think you can't go more than a giant Ned Kelly. 0:51:48.400 --> 0:51:50.480 He was, you know, the ruler of it, you know, 0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:55.120 an icon of Melbourne and he terrorized New South Wales 0:51:55.160 --> 0:51:58.880 as well. But he was he got executed in the 0:51:58.880 --> 0:52:01.000 old Melbourne jail and everyone around the world. 0:52:01.560 --> 0:52:04.279 Ned Kelly, Yeah, a couple of things. Yeah, he wasn't 0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:04.720 the ruler. 0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:10.480 And we've already got what scored. Did Pat go to 0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:14.600 this guy's to rule this place? He did a great job. Seriously, 0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:18.319 stuff got done or he got really pissed. You want 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:19.240 to hanger Ned. 0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:23.959 And we've already got too big Ned Kelly, Glenn Rowan. 0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:26.080 Imagine I just filled one hundred words with this. A 0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:30.360 giant mechanical extrocuted Ned Kelly, Ned Kelly, that's what the 0:52:30.360 --> 0:52:32.759 city needs, all right, Pat, thank you very much. 0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:35.120 I know we've got we've got going Rowland. But he 0:52:35.200 --> 0:52:37.440 did get executed in the Melbourne Go Yeah. 0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:39.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, you got that bit right, all right, buddy, 0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:43.000 nine out of ten, thanks Pat. He's a big fan 0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:46.120 of old ned Key. You go in his house, there's 0:52:46.160 --> 0:52:51.640 a lot of old Neddie. Get there, dear old son. 0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:55.360 I fixed it. I've got it towards ned Kelly. Peter, 0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:58.799 good morning, good morning, how are you? I'm good Peter. 0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:00.480 What is your idea then, for the future of this 0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:01.600 city and Victoria? 0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:04.200 Well, mate, everybody in Melbourne loves a bit of a 0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:06.920 punt and we have it. We've lost in Melbourne Wheel. 0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:09.000 Why don't we just clip it on a side and 0:53:09.040 --> 0:53:11.240 turn it into the world's for just real wet wheel. 0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:15.919 That is actually great. That is a really really good 0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:16.759 live on. 0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:18.960 We're wondering what was going to happen to it? 0:53:18.960 --> 0:53:21.839 It's well and where would you place it at Lunar Park? 0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:26.120 Oh mate, well we could make it a floating rue 0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:27.759 or something mate, just put it out in the middle 0:53:27.760 --> 0:53:29.680 of the bay. 0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:33.440 Is going on a big thinking, big blue sky thinking 0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:39.120 he put it out the wrong What do we do 0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:41.480 with it? 0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:44.479 Somehow just put it down off and killed a peer 0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:47.359 there somewhere, And yeah, everybody can walk around and throw 0:53:47.400 --> 0:53:47.920 their coins in. 0:53:48.200 --> 0:53:51.399 Yeah, I love the idea thoughts. So all right, Peter, 0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:55.840 thank you very much. Okay, these are amazing ideas. 0:53:56.400 --> 0:54:00.480 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:04.040 We're looking Fridays for the future of Victoria and Melbourne. 0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:07.279 What do we need? Been asked by The Herald's son. 0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:10.640 They're doing some asking about the future of this city 0:54:10.640 --> 0:54:12.600 as we would come over the next five years, Australia's 0:54:12.600 --> 0:54:16.319 biggest city. What do you think it needs? We've kind 0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:20.480 of focused on really the biggest giant thing of Australia 0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:26.160 that Melbourne needs to be known for, something visual. You 0:54:26.200 --> 0:54:29.279 know now the stars no more and everyone's laughing about that. 0:54:29.360 --> 0:54:30.560 We need to come back strong. 0:54:30.960 --> 0:54:33.200 And there's big things all over Australia that are really 0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:37.040 famously banana, pineapple, the big marino, the big prawn. 0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:39.000 What did they sound like? A class of ten year 0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:41.520 olds came up with, don't they adults? Didn't come up 0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:47.160 with this, did they? The children dragon with laser eyes? Great? 0:54:47.200 --> 0:54:51.040 Okay, Oh if you leave it up to the adults, 0:54:51.040 --> 0:54:53.000 then you come up with that hydrogen plant or. 0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:58.440 Yeah. Question. What about a giant souvlaki great on here 0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:05.400 Vanessa Pine sauce that's from Cindy, the world's biggest drop bear, Christian. 0:55:05.400 --> 0:55:09.760 They're like Koala's, but with sass we're squashed the funnel web. Christian. 0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:12.640 I think we should have the biggest penguin, or better still, 0:55:12.880 --> 0:55:16.719 the biggest floating restaurant slash Bar Claire. Well, next to 0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:19.680 it can be the old giant farm Roulette will until 0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:21.680 we're trying to push it on, Christian. What about giant 0:55:21.719 --> 0:55:25.560 truck stuck permanently under the Montague Street Bridge, Jake, that's 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:28.880 a great idea about all the other trucks that have 0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:34.239 been waist there over the it's a giant merv Hughes tash. 0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:36.840 That's all Marcus. Christian that we need a giant smashed 0:55:36.960 --> 0:55:39.600 avo on tos and someone else at a giant Dean 0:55:39.680 --> 0:55:42.480 boxer as well. Thank you very much for these. Seriously 0:55:42.560 --> 0:55:44.920 keep them coming today. We'll get back into them tomorrow. 0:55:44.920 --> 0:55:46.640 We're moving on now in to Patsy's news and the 0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:49.960 time wastter. You can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell 0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:52.440 dot com dot au. Let's save Melbourne. 0:55:52.440 --> 0:55:54.960 Well Christian o connell's show podcast. 0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:57.799 We have to get audio this about it. You know, 0:55:57.800 --> 0:56:02.120 it's a big thing that Scomo's doing, which they love 0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:04.960 those submarines ha boys with their toys. 0:56:05.080 --> 0:56:06.839 Have you seen the footage of it? It's playing live 0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:11.880 in the background. It's like a zoom between Biden, Scomo 0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:15.839 and Boris Johnson. So Biden has to keep looking back 0:56:15.840 --> 0:56:17.759 and forth to his different screens on either side of 0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:19.080 his He's left and right shoulder. 0:56:19.320 --> 0:56:21.600 He and obviously this is a lot going on for 0:56:21.800 --> 0:56:24.600 Joe Biden. You know, apparently when he came to talk 0:56:24.640 --> 0:56:28.040 about Scott Wilson he forgot his name. There's audio where 0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:31.480 he referred to him as that fella from down under. Patsy. 0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:33.160 We have to get this audio. 0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:37.360 I applaud that is that fellow from down under? 0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:41.520 That is so patrizing. We need to hear this audio. 0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:42.520 Can we try and get hold of. 0:56:42.440 --> 0:56:43.680 That, pats Yeah, I looked for it. 0:56:43.760 --> 0:56:46.799 That is amazing. Someone just said, Christian, you need to 0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:51.120 get on this, I'm watching it. Joe Biden just sleeping. 0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:54.719 Jones forgot the Australian Prime mister names called him that 0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:56.440 fella from down Under. 0:56:56.640 --> 0:56:59.000 How can we expect him to discuss the details of 0:56:59.120 --> 0:57:02.400 nuclear sub if it's like, what is your name again? 0:57:02.480 --> 0:57:05.880 Are you again? You're not Boris? He's Boris, that crazy 0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:07.160 haired one who you. 0:57:07.120 --> 0:57:08.480 Guys keep changing too often? 0:57:08.719 --> 0:57:17.040 Yeah, all right, time wasted. Today Hikea is hosting its 0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:23.440 first ever music festival today musicians, designers, chefs and speakers 0:57:23.480 --> 0:57:26.680 for an immersive twenty four hour event streamed live on 0:57:26.720 --> 0:57:29.440 their website. Oh it's so on brand. 0:57:31.800 --> 0:57:34.160 Twenty four hours is a pretty long music festival. 0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:39.680 It takes a builder on their cabin. All right, guys, 0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:44.440 it's the world's first festival where there's the stage. You've 0:57:44.440 --> 0:57:47.640 got to build it yourself. It's an Ikea one you 0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:51.960 know from Stargan or something. Anyways, headline by we love 0:57:52.040 --> 0:57:54.440 this guy. We are right across this on this show, 0:57:54.680 --> 0:58:02.640 Oh mate, DJ Katranda, Sorry headline and so glad he's 0:58:02.640 --> 0:58:04.640 headlining at last and that kid's getting a break. That 0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:05.520 is great news. 0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:09.000 Uh sorry, I thought that was one of your time oisters. 0:58:11.360 --> 0:58:13.320 Is someone that is actually who it's head? 0:58:13.400 --> 0:58:16.880 Last am I bologing. I was trying to get the joke. 0:58:17.200 --> 0:58:23.080 And TikTok influencer pastor queen. The world is changing, guys, 0:58:23.120 --> 0:58:27.479 the world is changing. Okay, So today then we're looking 0:58:27.480 --> 0:58:30.880 for your di y bands ike F s di y bands. 0:58:30.920 --> 0:58:34.840 Who's on the main stage. Oh, a legendary soul singer. 0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:38.000 That's right, otis rendering Gold. 0:58:38.320 --> 0:58:38.720 Thank you. 0:58:39.880 --> 0:58:43.840 The Kings, Oh, I love the Kings of Leon. 0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:46.120 Gold. 0:58:48.560 --> 0:58:51.040 If you're in the decking business, rename now as the 0:58:51.160 --> 0:58:55.480 Kings of Leon. Sometimes, if you're doing a DIY project, 0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:58.280 you need, like, you know, something to help move a 0:58:58.280 --> 0:59:00.320 bit of wood together. You need like a persuader. That's right, 0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:01.840 you need Sheryl crowbar. 0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:04.000 Silver. 0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:09.200 They might be pliers silver stuck on that old silver. 0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:16.080 Can't touch this, that's right. It's mc hammer drill bron. 0:59:16.200 --> 0:59:18.520 What I had, I actually had it down and crossed 0:59:18.520 --> 0:59:18.840 it out. 0:59:18.920 --> 0:59:23.840 Okay, DJ Catandra and what about old plywood? 0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:25.440 Mac silver? 0:59:25.720 --> 0:59:27.920 Thank you, Jackie boy? What have you got DIY bands 0:59:27.920 --> 0:59:28.960 for ikea Fest. 0:59:29.680 --> 0:59:32.760 It's one of the UK's biggest ever girl groups working 0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:35.680 on a little project. It's the Spice Frack Girls. 0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:43.520 Tom producer is actually nodded his head like no, no, yes, no, no, no, 0:59:43.560 --> 0:59:47.120 it was it was a universal bronze. 0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:50.720 Who's that band who gets the laise your hands. 0:59:50.480 --> 0:59:52.600 On your heads like that? Actually the thing of like 0:59:53.000 --> 1:00:02.080 someone surrendering when they get arrested, come up with your hat. 1:00:02.880 --> 1:00:04.760 Who's that band who when they get off stage? They 1:00:04.800 --> 1:00:10.920 like doing a bit of arts and crafts? The glueglue dolls. 1:00:09.200 --> 1:00:12.480 Just not arch and crass is not DIY. It is 1:00:12.520 --> 1:00:21.000 not DIY. I don't sell glitter proce. Now wonder you'd surrendered? 1:00:22.600 --> 1:00:24.000 How about the B fifty screws. 1:00:25.400 --> 1:00:29.080 That's good? Okay, yeah, see all And who's. 1:00:28.840 --> 1:00:31.840 That guy in N Sync who doesn't like the raw? 1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:34.840 Would look justin Timberstein. 1:00:35.960 --> 1:00:37.480 Gold, that's gold. 1:00:38.800 --> 1:00:42.280 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 1:00:42.480 --> 1:00:45.400 We have the audio. So the big breaking news and 1:00:45.560 --> 1:00:51.280 internationally Scomo Boris, Joe Biden. They've got a couple of 1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:54.360 big submarines and they've been talking about it some big 1:00:54.480 --> 1:00:58.120 joint press conference, huge zoom thing. Yeah, right across the world. 1:00:58.480 --> 1:01:02.480 And Joe Biden forgot any two names to remember other 1:01:02.520 --> 1:01:05.200 than the guy with the crazy here in England and 1:01:05.200 --> 1:01:06.200 then the guy down under. 1:01:06.360 --> 1:01:09.440 Thank you Boris and I want to thank you that 1:01:09.600 --> 1:01:11.760 fella down under, Thank you very much. 1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:14.520 Power appreciated premers. 1:01:14.280 --> 1:01:16.560 Trending right now on social media, as the kids say, 1:01:16.720 --> 1:01:20.760 is that fella down under that is shocking? 1:01:21.080 --> 1:01:24.200 Thank you Boris and I want to thank you that 1:01:24.320 --> 1:01:25.200 felling down under. 1:01:25.680 --> 1:01:27.680 Thank you very much. Power appreciated. 1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:28.320 Pres. 1:01:28.480 --> 1:01:31.280 You're still rolling like it's just haring to do. Sometimes. 1:01:31.320 --> 1:01:33.200 You know, my best friends, I don't call their name, 1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:38.800 I just say that fella then location all right with 1:01:38.880 --> 1:01:42.440 the news that Ikea is hosting his very first music festival, 1:01:43.680 --> 1:01:46.280 di y bands. Who's on the stage. You're ready to mark? 1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:51.960 Jack Yeah, MC flat Packer, Silver, LeRoi, thank you wiring 1:01:52.040 --> 1:01:53.000 system of a downlight. 1:01:54.040 --> 1:01:56.000 Too much going on, Bronze. 1:01:56.080 --> 1:02:05.520 Try the Red Hot Drilli, Peppers, Goal World, unearn if 1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:07.960 you're a if you're some tradees, the Red Hot Drilly 1:02:08.160 --> 1:02:13.240 That is very good. New Kids on a Chopping Block Silver, Yeah, 1:02:13.600 --> 1:02:20.040 you just buy a chopping block, the Block Street Boys, Bronze, 1:02:20.280 --> 1:02:23.080 the Lily Allen Key Gold, that's very good. Word o 1:02:23.240 --> 1:02:25.160 Meghan Snoop Dog Kennel. 1:02:26.440 --> 1:02:28.840 I guess a good Dhidy project at home? 1:02:28.920 --> 1:02:33.800 Silver plus MC hammer and nails two obvious Bronze, Nickel 1:02:33.800 --> 1:02:39.520 bracket silver, Michael Nutt and Bolt. 1:02:41.000 --> 1:02:41.880 Gold plus. 1:02:41.880 --> 1:02:46.720 That is very good, World done, David. The doors need 1:02:46.760 --> 1:02:52.400 some w D fourty silver, Michael to drilling, Heidi silver plus, 1:02:52.480 --> 1:02:55.920 Bunning's clear Water Revival gold weight down, Chris raging as 1:02:55.960 --> 1:03:00.000 a bloody sounding machine. Good, try to make it better, 1:03:00.240 --> 1:03:02.880 tried justin, I really tried, Who's a Blowtorch? 1:03:03.680 --> 1:03:04.000 Silver? 1:03:04.360 --> 1:03:08.280 And finally headlining Aretha Frankly, only Franklin will do. 1:03:09.600 --> 1:03:11.880 I guess I'm thinking that's a joke. I don't get 1:03:13.920 --> 1:03:15.720 yea bronze. 1:03:15.720 --> 1:03:17.880 Oh he's marked it down before. He doesn't know all right. 1:03:18.040 --> 1:03:19.919 End of today's show. So the big thing we need 1:03:19.920 --> 1:03:22.400 from you guys today, and this is actually really important, 1:03:23.080 --> 1:03:25.520 is what we're working on some big business right now. Guys. 1:03:25.640 --> 1:03:28.040 We've been asked by the Herald Sun to come up 1:03:28.120 --> 1:03:29.840 in know more than one hundred words. You can tell 1:03:29.880 --> 1:03:32.600 the series when anyone asks you to save a city 1:03:32.920 --> 1:03:34.840 and a state, but just do it this one hundred words. 1:03:34.920 --> 1:03:37.240 You know, they're looking for big ideas and big thinkers, 1:03:37.600 --> 1:03:40.360 and so by midday tomorrow I need to submit my 1:03:40.440 --> 1:03:42.520 one hundred words, which I want to do with you guys. 1:03:42.720 --> 1:03:46.160 They're just seriously, one ideas about what we need in 1:03:46.200 --> 1:03:49.440 this city and Victoria as an X five years Melbourne 1:03:49.440 --> 1:03:51.800 will become the biggest city in Australia. What do we 1:03:51.880 --> 1:03:53.960 need and so we are thinking there are lots of 1:03:54.000 --> 1:03:57.440 great ideas today. The floating wilette will the giant Dean boxel. 1:03:57.560 --> 1:04:01.320 We really love the giant Shane warning. So whatever ideas 1:04:01.320 --> 1:04:04.640 you've got, email me today, Christian at christiano'connell dot com 1:04:04.640 --> 1:04:07.480 dot au. I have to say at the moment I 1:04:07.600 --> 1:04:10.520 do personally love because I've seen how much you love 1:04:10.560 --> 1:04:14.200 your giant things around Australia. Melbourne haven't Australia's biggest. 1:04:13.960 --> 1:04:15.520 Giant thing because of the big things. 1:04:15.600 --> 1:04:18.080 Yeah bigcause of the big things I think would be amazing. 1:04:18.120 --> 1:04:20.240 But let me know what you think today, Christian at 1:04:20.280 --> 1:04:23.080 Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thanks for listening. Take care, 1:04:23.640 --> 1:04:24.440 Carlin a brighter No. 1:04:24.560 --> 1:04:27.400 You're listening to the Christian o'conll Show podcast