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Speaker 1: Happy Monday. It's the jam Nation podcast with us your heroes,

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Some of the show was a little unpleasant. Let's just

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Speaker 2: say that. There was a caustration story and a story

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Speaker 2: of a man who got his areas stuck in a padlock.

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Speaker 2: We explored all of that.

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Speaker 1: Are pet burials, people that come to your house and

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Speaker 1: deal with your dead pets. Bones.

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Speaker 2: We put to the pub test the idea of Anastasia

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Speaker 2: Palichet going to the Tokyo Olympics.

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Speaker 1: Funeral crasher. It's a thing. We'll talk to a guy

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Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 2: Anti sex beds at the Olympics, how do they work?

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Speaker 1: The TikToker who predicts the daily COVID numbers.

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Speaker 2: And Katie Hopkins has been booted from Australia quarantine. She

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Speaker 2: was here for a television show. It all blew up

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Speaker 2: over the weekend. We'll talk all about it.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the podcast. It's here for you.

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Speaker 3: I was now about a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 1: We have so many requests.

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Speaker 4: For them to do it again.

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Speaker 5: Mistress Amanda's mis killer.

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Speaker 6: Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 3: Friend making the tools of the train.

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Speaker 7: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 8: The legendary part Jonesy, Amanda the.

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Speaker 2: Actress, Congratulations, Murder. We're there right now, Jersey and Amanda,

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Speaker 2: you're doing a great job for anyone but Selkie Giant

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Speaker 2: now good radio.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, but if a tot tongue twist set Amanda's shoot, Timy,

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Speaker 1: we're on the air. We're hello, Amana, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm very well. What strange times, aren't they?

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Speaker 1: These here are crazy times? As Hunters and Collector's Son

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Speaker 1: in their song Onion Skin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well thanks for putting into context for me. I

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Speaker 2: just thought it was covid.

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Speaker 1: I had a terrible, terrible dream the other night.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find you, one of those dreams. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: find you, And we were like some sort of Evan

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Speaker 1: It was like the LOGI slash the Radio Awards, and

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Speaker 1: I was looking for you. I'm going, where's Amanda?

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Speaker 2: What was I wearing? Let's cut to the chase because

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Speaker 2: and find you.

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Speaker 1: And then people would say, oh, I just saw us.

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Speaker 1: She was just over there and I saw Sam Armitage, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she said, you know, Sam talks a little bit

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Speaker 1: like Debra Hutton's You've got a bit of the country role.

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Speaker 1: She said, I'm sure you'll see her soon, And I said, well,

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Speaker 1: where is she? And then people says, you're just he

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Speaker 1: she's checked out.

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Speaker 2: Where was I? Who was I seeing? What was I doing? Details?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find you? And I wake up distressed.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm here now. I decided i'd turn up, took

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Speaker 2: my fancy gown off, and I've turned up.

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Speaker 1: Now you're in the nude hope not Now I'm distressed

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Speaker 1: even more.

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Speaker 2: Weekend, Well, I stayed at home. Funnily enough, yes, I

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Speaker 2: know lots of people look at pictures of the Eastern

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Speaker 2: allowed to go for a walk.

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Speaker 1: I came for a walk.

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Speaker 2: And also I don't think there's been one single case

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Speaker 2: people does upset people? Where are the suburbs of police

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Speaker 2: And there are you know, eastern suburbs people out walking

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Speaker 1: Hard if you're work in construction as well, because there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of gray area as far as what necessible

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Speaker 1: important construction is, so it.

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Speaker 2: Can important construction continue.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was doing to a made of mine. He

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Speaker 1: to be done because it's unsafe, So that is necessary construction.

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Speaker 1: So we were just discussing. Say, for example, if you

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Speaker 1: But if your roofs off, if your roofs off, that's

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Speaker 2: So I guess if you're seeing people out and about, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Let's all be a bit more common sense about this,

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Speaker 2: Gee, what a time. Hey, what did. But you know,

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Speaker 2: that if we are eighty percent compliant, if all of

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Speaker 2: us are eighty percent compliant in terms of social distancing,

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Speaker 2: wearing masks, staying home, doing all the rules, be tested

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Speaker 2: it's six weeks, et cetera, et cetera. Sure, so let's

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Speaker 2: all do the best we can.

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Speaker 1: If we all do the best we can, we can

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Speaker 1: get through this. And we can do that by asking

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Speaker 1: trivia questions in the form of the Magnificent Seven.

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Speaker 2: Is question number one cerulean is a shade of which color?

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Speaker 1: Podcast? We have the Magnificent Seven ready for you right now,

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Speaker 1: seven questions. Can you go all the way and answer

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Speaker 1: all seven questions correctly? If you do that, that's great. Really,

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Speaker 1: it's about getting seven questions seven right.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's kick off with James in chromer Holo, James,

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Speaker 2: I think James, James, question one cerulean satisfying to say,

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Speaker 2: but it's a shade of which colors? Yes, I thought

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Speaker 2: it was like a red, like a christ like.

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Speaker 1: A million color.

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Speaker 2: Well, who's the points now?

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Speaker 1: Mel Gibson went viral last week after being filmed saluting.

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Speaker 4: Whom oh Donald Chump?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all on salute.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever interviewed mel Gibson?

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Speaker 2: He's a loosier can I quite liked him?

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Speaker 1: Actually, I like you may. I've never interviewed him. Years ago,

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Speaker 1: I came close. Remember, we came close to interviewing him

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Speaker 9: Well.

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Speaker 2: I interviewed him years and years ago about a movie

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just you know, I'm such a fan. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just worried. I just worry about him.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about him.

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Speaker 1: I'm just worry.

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Speaker 2: He can take care of him.

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Speaker 1: James, do you worry about him?

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Speaker 2: Don't lose sleep over mel Gibson.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's play first impressions. This is where we do

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Speaker 1: an impression of a well known person and you need

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Speaker 1: to guess who it is. I think you should feel

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Speaker 1: this one, Amanda, All right, here we are.

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Speaker 2: This is a quote from this person. Sorry, I've got

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Speaker 2: something in my eye I shouldn't use a mask for that.

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Speaker 2: Sorry if I could get a tissue and apologies for that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm nailing the voice, But do

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Speaker 2: you know the speech? Who is that person?

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Speaker 9: Cary?

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Speaker 2: She wiped her eye with a mask.

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Speaker 1: She Gladys see the telegraph is wearking the picture of

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Speaker 1: Gladys with a boyfriend out on the You know they're

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Speaker 1: just getting a coffee. But Gladys is not wearing a

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Speaker 1: But these guys can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: I think we're just getting it. I think everyone's just

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Speaker 1: a little bit on edge. Just take a chill pill. Okay.

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Speaker 2: You can understand why people are on edge. It's a

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Speaker 1: Look reason, But I don't know everyone turning on.

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Speaker 2: No, let's not vilify each other.

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Speaker 1: Let's just let's just relax, okay.

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Speaker 2: Question fours is multiple choice for you, James. Which national

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Speaker 2: c South Africa.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to give South Africa.

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Speaker 10: Yes.

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Speaker 2: The South African national anthem features five of the most

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Speaker 2: widest spoken of the countries eleven official languages Zulu, so Thosau, Afrikaans,

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Speaker 2: One hadn't been called up to sing at the footy.

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Speaker 1: second verse of our we know what.

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Speaker 2: At the Australia France game in rugby union game they

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Speaker 1: Data of origin, they did one in free. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: how it should be in internet slang, what does the

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Speaker 1: tea in goat stand for? So for Amanda, she is

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Speaker 2: What's the tea stand for?

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Speaker 2: Greatest of all time? Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan starting

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Speaker 2: a film together called Wedding What.

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Speaker 4: Wedding Crashes?

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Speaker 2: Oh look at you? James.

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Speaker 1: I was on a plane watching that movie when it

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Speaker 2: You crime all you laugh more.

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Speaker 1: And I was just my wife's nudging me, saying would

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Speaker 1: little school girl. James.

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Speaker 2: Question seven, what are you going to be all the way? James?

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Speaker 10: Yes, it would be nice.

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Speaker 1: Who won last night's NRL match between the rabbit O's

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Speaker 1: and the Bulldogs.

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Speaker 2: Fifty fifty chance, it was guess now, and quickly.

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Speaker 1: It was the Rabbits thirty two to twenty four.

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Speaker 2: All the way, James, All the.

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Speaker 1: Way, James, you'll walk the streets of Cromer Well, probably

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Speaker 1: stay inside your house, but nonetheless everyone will be happy

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Speaker 1: for you because you've run the jam Pack a family

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Speaker 1: pastor Tarronggazoo. Stay connected with four thousand plus animals direct

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Speaker 1: from your living room at tarongdatv dot com. By the way,

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Speaker 1: a one hundred dollars Babs Debauch your world famous desserts

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Speaker 1: and Bavis to Paramatta and brighton the sands and Jones

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Speaker 1: inmandic coach chews fit the color and in some state

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Speaker 1: of pencils and James, because you're all the way, James,

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Speaker 1: you get a carton of your favorite beer.

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Speaker 9: Oh no, it's thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: What's your poison? Let me live. I'm the beer whisperer.

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Speaker 1: I would say that James would like I see you

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Speaker 1: as a Corona guy. Not the virus, but the beer.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what?

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Speaker 9: We'll go a lime tree out the front so you're

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Speaker 9: able to have some corona.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, Well, James, well done.

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Speaker 1: Let's have some crimea.

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Speaker 2: You know what that means, Brendan, You've got to drag

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Speaker 2: out a big.

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Speaker 1: Fat something dragging about it at all?

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Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen eighty, there's still rock and

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Speaker 1: These are the people, aren't they just under the public

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Speaker 2: And trying to work out whether it's illegal. It was

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Speaker 5: Comcast light John and Amanda's fast five?

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Speaker 2: How much are you in our heads? Can you match

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Speaker 1: Alex is in seven Hills. Hello Alex James, how are

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Speaker 1: you a man? Very well form?

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Speaker 2: Alex? Does it make you nervous to be in Jonesy's head?

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Speaker 10: Look, you know I've tried to channel my inner James.

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Speaker 8: I think I'll get a couple.

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Speaker 8: We'll see how we go.

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Speaker 10: Easiest one should be chocolate, ice cream, choc chip cookies,

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Speaker 2: All right, that's right, Yeah, let's making it.

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Speaker 1: Well, Well, what have I said? I've completely forgotten.

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Speaker 2: Alex. You said ice cream. Jonesy said ice cream.

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Speaker 1: We are screaming for it.

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Speaker 2: One hundred dollars, thank you. Alex. You said cheesecake. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Jonesy said cheesecake. You know what, hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Alex. You said apple pie, yeah, Jonesy didn't done fray.

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Speaker 2: You also said chocolate and chop chip cookies. You said moose,

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Speaker 1: It's mouse.

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Speaker 1: No, I just said it just came to my head.

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Speaker 1: Well that's how you have to put about.

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Speaker 2: What I like tart, two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for playing fired up, Alex take it.

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Speaker 2: I can't tolerate this, really, I don't understand the lee.

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Speaker 1: Because we're doing the fast five.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I can't of be famous five music because

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Speaker 1: You choose to mut roll around in your the living room. Friends,

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Speaker 2: Coming up next. There are some quirky jobs out there.

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Speaker 2: I was really about on on the weekend. We'll talk

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Speaker 2: about it next. Let's talk about something else. Dead pets.

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Speaker 2: You know, when all your fish died one after the other.

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Speaker 2: Bam ban bam, bam, bam bam. I can't say bam enough.

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Speaker 1: You know what I've ordered my fake fish.

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Speaker 2: You'll kill them too. Did you bury the fish?

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Speaker 1: Did you don bury the fish?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, each one, some of the bigger ones because you

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Speaker 1: No, I buried them, you know, I buried them just

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Speaker 2: So you put them what in your car and you

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Speaker 1: That's what I did. That's what I did because I

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Speaker 1: When we were young, we had a cat, tiger, our

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Speaker 1: So we never found No, I drive past that house

443
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 1: most times, and I often think and it hasn't had anything.

444
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: I think there's a new garage on top of it now,

445
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: come to think of it.

446
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 2: People don't bury pets in the backyard, and we'll do they.

447
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 2: I mean, our backyards are getting smaller and smaller, and

448
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 2: we put entertainment decks out the back and we timber

449
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: over bits and pieces. I don't think there's space to

450
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 2: bury pets anymore. But it also labrador in your backyard.

451
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: It's not like the old days. Now you look at

452
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Speaker 1: this whole industry, as you say, for people with pets,

453
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: you know, pet funerals and pet crematoriums and pets cemeteries

454
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Speaker 1: and all that job.

455
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess in the old days you let

456
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 2: your dogs die and then you'd bury it.

457
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 1: Now I'll take you to the only reason you took

458
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 1: your animal to the vet was to get it killed.

459
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's what it was.

460
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Speaker 1: Well that was the days. Like my parents wouldn't have

461
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: spent any money on it if our cat was sick

462
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Speaker 1: out of it.

463
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 2: But often you didn't even have your pet pulled down.

464
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 2: You just let it die. Was Now at least there

465
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: are vets involved. Let's talk about pet burials pet burials.

466
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Speaker 1: Maybe the tribal drum will beat for this. Yeah, that'd

467
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: be great. Please to bury o pets. That seems scary,

468
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: but it's not.

469
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 2: Can we not play that? That freaks? There's not play

470
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 2: for pet cemetry?

471
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: I go, what about this one? There aremones?

472
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 2: All right, Well that's better than pet cemetery pet burials.

473
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 2: What have you got if you're man of the match?

474
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 2: A five hundred dollars in voucher, love shopping, love TVs in.

475
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: So people come to your house and deal with dead

476
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: pets bones.

477
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: Yes, this is a thriving business, this man, and he treats.

478
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: It a thriving business. That's what they're saying, Giant Mercedes.

479
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 2: More and more people are asking to have their pets

480
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Speaker 2: exhumed because they're going to be moving house or whatever.

481
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: I regon, this guy has one job a year, well,

482
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: not ragging on his business.

483
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Speaker 2: Why don't because you know why you struggle with this

484
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,239
Speaker 2: because you don't get emotionally attached to pets in a way.

485
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 2: No you don't. No, you don't, Yeah I do, No

486
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 2: you don't. You had a dog, and all you've said

487
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: about it is it became a pooing machine and we

488
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 2: got rid of.

489
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Speaker 8: It like that.

490
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Speaker 1: That's how you've said. It makes me sound a little

491
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Speaker 1: bit harsh. You are harsh, but I do like I'm

492
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Speaker 1: not a pet guy. Okay, No, from an era where

493
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Speaker 1: we didn't the pets that we had the cats. My

494
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: father didn't want cats. It was the sisters in the house.

495
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Speaker 1: I want cats, I want dogs, want but no one

496
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 1: feeds them except the man of the house.

497
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Speaker 2: Oh come on, but this man who runs this company,

498
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 2: the pet funeral director said, And this is true. Some

499
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: people get up in the morning only to feed the

500
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Speaker 2: dog or take the dog for a walk. It is

501
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 2: their whole life.

502
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Speaker 1: And I understand that. Never I would never pooh, what

503
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: the affection that?

504
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,479
Speaker 2: And I love my cats. And that's why often if

505
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: people like if we left our house, whippen in our

506
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 2: house for a tw years, if we had Ripley, our

507
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: former dog, buried there, I'd feel very torn about moving house,

508
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 2: leaving to remain well. Ripley at the very end, she

509
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: was very old and we had her put down and

510
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 2: the vet takes care of that.

511
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: It's a little bit mister in between, isn't it.

512
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: So what do you suggest that Ripley gets the green needle?

513
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 2: And I leave her in the boot of my car.

514
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 2: All like you with your fish, you put each one

515
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 2: in an ice cream container and drive it to the ocean.

516
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?

517
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 2: I believe it. That's what's wrong with that.

518
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Speaker 1: Pet burial.

519
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 2: We've got Allison. Hello, Allison, tell us about the pet burial.

520
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Speaker 3: Hi, Amanda, Hi James Hope, Well, I hope you're well, Allison, Yeah,

521
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Speaker 3: I am, thank you. A couple of months ago, this

522
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 3: is recent, I was over at my girl friend's house.

523
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 3: She has a four and an eight year old daughters,

524
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: and they were playing in the backyard and then all

525
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 3: of a sudden, we all heard this bang, and here

526
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 3: was this young eagle and it had actually chased a pigeon,

527
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 3: and the pigeon had run into the top of the

528
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 3: cubby house. Next minute, we're just talking and he comes

529
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Speaker 3: a four year old holding this random pigeon that wasn't

530
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Speaker 3: even a pet, with its head drooped over her hands,

531
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Speaker 3: and she's come to the back door saying, look, look,

532
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 3: look what happened, and she goes, you've got to bury it, daddy,

533
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Speaker 3: You've got a bury it. You can't throw it in

534
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 3: the bin. And we just looked at each other and

535
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 3: here's this four year old saying, you can't throw this pigeon,

536
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 3: but it's not even a pet in the bin. So

537
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 3: we had to then turn around, find a spade, find it,

538
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 3: and she found a spot in the garden against the fence,

539
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 3: in this dirt patch, and we had to dig up

540
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Speaker 3: the dirt have a funeral for this pigeon.

541
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Speaker 2: I like that story.

542
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: That's good.

543
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: I think that's that's that's a that's an easy way

544
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 2: for a child to learn the circle of life. An

545
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: eagle kills a pigeon in front of.

546
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: You, you buried in the backyard.

547
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 2: You buried in the backyard.

548
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: Your son Jack had that with tweet. Remember tweet the

549
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: miner bird.

550
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 2: Tweet the miner bird, found it, founded in the gutter

551
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: out the front yep, kept it alive for a day

552
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 2: or so.

553
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: And he didn't you take it to the vet.

554
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 2: No, that was the budge, right, But Tweet in Jack's

555
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 2: eyes rates up there with Ripley, who we had for

556
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 2: sixteen years.

557
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: And didn't you one time you were talking about you

558
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: were raising a glass to all the people.

559
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 2: That to my mom, I think it might be Mother's

560
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 2: Day and my grandma Jakes's that tweet.

561
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 8: A bird.

562
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: We've had for a day.

563
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: At your own funeral as you're going into the ground.

564
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: That's another of her let's talk about tweet tweet.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Alison. Amanda is with us as well. Hello Amanda, Hi,

566
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: very well, what pet got buried?

567
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Speaker 2: Amanda?

568
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Speaker 12: Well, I worked for a large company that used to

569
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 12: develop land and sell the land for people to build

570
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 12: their dream home.

571
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Speaker 13: And there was a.

572
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 12: Lady who was building her dream home on this very

573
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 12: large block, and she decided to exhume every pet from

574
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 12: her previous home from the backyard, dig and maup, bring

575
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 12: them to the new home and rebury them in her backyard.

576
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 2: Were there many of them?

577
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 9: There were lots.

578
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 12: There were many, all varieties of animals, mainly dogs. But

579
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Speaker 12: there was like minimum fifteen animals.

580
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 2: How big was the land.

581
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Speaker 13: It was a corner block that was a decent size

582
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 13: if you go back to sized blocks back then. But yeah,

583
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 13: his brand new home, you know, everything brand new in

584
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 13: the backyard with all of.

585
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Speaker 12: Her old pets.

586
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 2: To bury a dog, you would need a big hole.

587
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on the size of the dog.

588
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: Jimmy the millennial, you were talking about the dangers of

589
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 2: a shallow grave.

590
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 14: My girlfriend, her parents weren't really pet people, so they

591
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 14: begrudgingly allowed them to get a cat. When the cat

592
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 14: passed away, that just got popped into a shallow grave

593
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 14: down the backyard. And then a storm came along and

594
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 14: a lot of water running over the surface of the

595
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 14: soil brought up this this recently passed away cat in

596
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 14: all sorts of mank and all wet and just sitting

597
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 14: on top of the soil when the storm passed.

598
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: The kid's nightmares. Now it's a shallow grave.

599
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, Amanda, That lady said, love. It was the

600
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Speaker 1: Rosemary West of the pet world. Fish pets do how

601
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Speaker 1: many pets of you had that have passed away?

602
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 2: One? But I've only had one dog before men like

603
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 2: you've had eighteen fish. If they were all dogs, that'd

604
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: take up a lot of space. Jonesy and Amanda Germation podcast.

605
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 5: Let's go actually your grain another day, another dollar.

606
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: You know what they do, your writing job.

607
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 8: But someone goes stop.

608
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Speaker 1: Even though we're in the midst of a pandemic, there's

609
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Speaker 1: still services where I come. I kind of think, well,

610
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Speaker 1: is that necessary? There's a service where people come to

611
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: your house and deal with dead pets. Bones.

612
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Speaker 2: So you're moving not doing this during the pandemic.

613
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, these are the times in which

614
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Speaker 1: we live. These are the times. It just seems, I

615
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: don't know, a little unnecessary to me.

616
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: See, I think in these times people need their pets

617
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,959
Speaker 2: more than ever. You don't get how attached people get

618
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: to be attached to my pets.

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Speaker 1: But you know, I'm not going to go and dig

620
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: it up from the backyard if it's well, that's what.

621
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Speaker 2: People are doing. They're exhuming their pets when they're moving house.

622
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: This is becoming quite a popular thing.

623
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Speaker 1: You're saying, this man has a lucrative business.

624
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I read in the paper, and more

625
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,719
Speaker 2: and more people are doing it. He'll come and very

626
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: respectfully dig up your cat, your dog, your bird, whatever

627
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 2: it is, presents you with the remains and then you

628
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: can have those cremated or whatever you like to do.

629
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: He's a pet funeral director.

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Speaker 1: When I was a child, our pet cat, Tiger, was

631
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: run over by a cement truck and my dad apparently

632
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: buried Tiger in the backyard somewhere. My brother and I

633
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: hatch to scheme. We wanted to dig up Tiger and

634
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: rebuild him. Like you see in the museum with a

635
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: little the bones of a cat.

636
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: So your disattachment, as it were, to pet started very early,

637
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 2: not at all, no emotion about tiger dying. Let's just

638
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: dig him up.

639
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: It's like a homage to tiger. But then we couldn't

640
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: find tiger anywhere, and then we started think, Dad, just

641
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: chuck tiger in the bid well.

642
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: The tribal drum is beating for pet burials.

643
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: Used to bury our pets, remember them. That seems scary,

644
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: but it's not. It freaks me out. Okay, what about

645
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: this one? That's better than.

646
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: We've got? Will on the line? What pet was buried? Will?

647
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Speaker 8: And Amanda?

648
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 9: I had a cat and it grabbed a little light

649
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 9: on the freezer and it fried. The cat and I

650
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 9: buried it in the backyard, and about four or five

651
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 9: hours later, my German shepherd dug it up for me

652
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 9: and started eating it. So it wasn't good, so I

653
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 9: put the dog in the laundry, buried it in another spot,

654
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 9: and the next morning it had finished the job. It

655
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 9: wasn't pretty, so the dog ejimmed the cat for me. Oh,

656
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 9: I wondered that it wasn't pretty. It wasn't good at all.

657
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: Nollae and just even the cat being electrocute is just

658
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: stressing enough. I mean, what ignomy for that? Poor cat?

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00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: Then eaten twice, buried twice, and eaten twice, was joined

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Speaker 1: to matha.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: I rescued a cat in the montplace, a little torchit

663
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Speaker 4: torshore cat, and she wanted it, so we took it

664
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Speaker 4: to our place better for a couple of years, and

665
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 4: then one morning was pissing down the rain. I was

666
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 4: going to work and Missus rang out works and someone's

667
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 4: run over the cats in the gather outside. So I said,

668
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 4: I'll come home and you know after works, because no, no,

669
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 4: I want you to come and do it now. So

670
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 4: I dropped off home. Seen this cat was on a

671
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 4: trenchill rain. Picked this cat up, put it in the backyard,

672
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 4: dug a hole, put it in the backyard. Then I

673
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 4: was cleaning the shovel out in the bucket that I

674
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 4: put it in, and all of a sudden I heard

675
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 4: this mew and I was on along the fence. The

676
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 4: cat was running along the fence and I rang miss up.

677
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 4: I was telling missus up and said, coming up a

678
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 4: look at this. I said, what the cat's alive? I

679
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 4: buried somebody else's cat. Was somebody else's body cat?

680
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, at least it was dead.

681
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: You didn't do a live one, and as a cat

682
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: owner you always wonder about it. I remember that time

683
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: I was on the way to work. I came out

684
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: of my house. It was dark, and I thought I

685
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: saw our pet cat on the road dead. Oh no,

686
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: I was going to We live on a busy road

687
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: and I went over to it and it wasn't the cat.

688
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: It was a dead possum. So I picked the possum

689
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: up by its tail. And this young girl was on

690
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: her way to work and she just saw me on

691
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: the side of the raid on my motorbike with helman

692
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: holding the possum like a scene from Mad Max. And

693
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: I said, it's okay, It's just a possum. And because

694
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: I've got the helmet on.

695
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: How threatening? Yeah?

696
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: How bad does that look?

697
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: Well let's wrap this up, shall we?

698
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: Thank you? Shum Let's get down to the Joji Lenander

699
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: arms from the pub test. Anastasia palishe going to Tokyo?

700
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: Does it pass the pub test?

701
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 2: Well, the reason she's going to Tokyo is that there

702
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: is a bid for Brisbane to host the twenty thirty

703
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: two Games, and the Lord Mayor, the Federal Sports Minister,

704
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 2: the Australian Olympic Committee President are all expected in Japan

705
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: to support the bid. It will be announced on Wednesday

706
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: where the Brisbane is successful. If so, this will be

707
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 2: the third Australian, the third time Australia's had the Summer

708
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 2: Olympics Sydney and Melbourne and now hopefully Brisbane. She said

709
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: she will go into hotel quarantine upon her return, but

710
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: she feels it's appropriate for her to be there for

711
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 2: this push. Sure, there's been an online petition of one

712
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty thousand signatures demanding that she not travel.

713
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 2: She's already on a way, so that didn't work. But she,

714
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: alongside other state premiers, hal the cap on Australian's returning

715
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: home to limit the spread of the delta variant. So

716
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 2: people are saying it's hypocritical for her to go over

717
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: for a business meeting. Yeah, for all intents and purposes,

718
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: Well what.

719
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: About all those appropriate things where that poor young nurse

720
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: that came back from America and wanted to see a

721
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: dying father and she was vaccinated and all that and

722
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: couldn't do it, But you know, there are.

723
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: Business people traveling every week. There's a whole lot of

724
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: people that travel every week that we don't hear about.

725
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 2: I think it's appropriate that she's there, if she follows

726
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 2: all the protocols and she isolates when she's home.

727
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 11: And all of that.

728
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with that, But I just

729
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: think I would like to see her government have a

730
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: bit more compassion when it comes to those cases where

731
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: people haven't been able to see dying loved ones even

732
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: though they pass the requirement.

733
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 2: Well, that's a sad story. Are you saying because of that,

734
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 2: you'd rather she didn't go.

735
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: Well, it just it's bad optics at the moment. You

736
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: don't want a situation where you've got a Mary Antoinette thing,

737
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: let them eat cake while all the you know, there's

738
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: been a lot of situations where people who have had reasonable,

739
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: of course reasonable grounds to come back and see dying

740
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: loved ones and they can't. And here we go, we've

741
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: got a politician flying off to Japan. It's almost like

742
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 1: they're thumbing their nose. It's bad optics.

743
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 2: Do you think I think it's appropriate that she goes

744
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: and it's part of this meeting I mean, I think

745
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 2: we would be stunned to hear how many people fly

746
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: all over the place, sure every week, business meetings, blah

747
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: blah blah. I know what you're saying, and all those

748
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: things you've said are quite right, the lack of compassion,

749
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 2: But I do think it's right that she's there.

750
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: Doesn't pass the pub test. Thirteen WSFM. Anastasia Palichet going

751
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: to Tokyo.

752
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 2: Well next case has a rather unconventional career. He helps

753
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: recently deceased clients by crashing their funerals and sharing their

754
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 2: uncensored last words and secrets. He's known as the Coffin Confessor.

755
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: He's written a book about his extraordinary life. Bill Edgar, Hello,

756
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: good morning, and thank you for having me.

757
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: It's good to have you on Bill.

758
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: Bill. How's a job like this come about? How do

759
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 2: you become known as the guy that people talk to

760
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: us are about to die?

761
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 8: Look, I really started as a joke. I was just

762
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 8: calling you, talking to a dying man about death, the

763
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 8: afterlife and that, and then I suggested that I crash

764
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 8: his funeral for him, and he took me up on

765
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 8: the offer, and since then it just went nuts.

766
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: And what did he want?

767
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 8: You to do, Bill, I had to add his best

768
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 8: mate while his best mate was performing the ulogy in

769
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 8: tell the audience that his best mate had been trying

770
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 8: to add sex with his wife while he's been laying

771
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 8: on his death bed.

772
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 14: Wow.

773
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 8: There was also three members of the audience that my

774
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 8: clients said if they did attend, I was to remove

775
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 8: them because he hadn't seen them in thirty years. So

776
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 8: why take their respects when he's gone?

777
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: What's the psychology here, Bill? Why do people want you

778
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 2: to reveal this after they've gone rather than them saying

779
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: these words themselves.

780
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 8: Well, a lot of time my clients are knocking on

781
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 8: death's door. They're two weaks fail they even't got the

782
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 8: emotional strength. And plus those people that they want this

783
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 8: said to, they're not coming around. They're not saying goodbye

784
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 8: to them. They're just digging up their assets before they're

785
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 8: even gone, half of them. So they're turning the boxes

786
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 8: and it's the family around them.

787
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 2: So what are some of the scenarios that you've dealt with?

788
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: What are some of the things people have wanted you

789
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: to say after they've gone all?

790
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 8: Look this, things like extra marital affairs. There's small amounts

791
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 8: of crime, nothing big, but there's just little confessions that

792
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 8: people want to confess. And there's also love for another

793
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 8: person or you know, or the love for their family

794
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 8: and friends. So a lot of people they accept the death.

795
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 8: Accept is leaving behind everybody or separating yourself. But that's

796
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 8: the hardest part about this.

797
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 1: So at what point do you interject? Is it during

798
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: the eulogy, before the eulogy, when do you pop up?

799
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 8: Yeah? So I attend the funeral as one of them mourners.

800
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 8: So I sit with family and friends and a specific

801
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 8: time set by my client, I stand up, interrupt the

802
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 8: service and open a letter, read the letter, and yeah, and.

803
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 2: That's how it will And what's the fall out? I mean,

804
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: the ultimate mic drop, isn't it? But then how do

805
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: people respond to that? What happens next?

806
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 8: Yeah? So at first it's very confronting for a lot

807
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 8: of people. They'll sit there, they've gass a couple of people.

808
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 8: May they sit down or shut up? However, I'll continue

809
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 8: because I'm there to do a job on behalf of

810
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 8: the person in the coffin, so their funeral they get

811
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 8: to go the way they want. But once you get

812
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 8: the crowd on your side, I've got to say. They

813
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 8: want to hear what their loved one left unsaid, And

814
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 8: a lot of the times, in most cases they're all like, oh, yes,

815
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 8: that's the way it should be. For instance, one gentlemen

816
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 8: he didn't want an religious thing, or he said no,

817
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 8: I do not want a religious scene, or if there

818
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 8: is an religious serial bill, please interject. And the interjection

819
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 8: was when the pre said let us pray, and I say,

820
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 8: there'll be no praying today.

821
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

822
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: And is there a bit of a shoot the messenger

823
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: thing where you cop the abuse.

824
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 8: Uh No, AT's the start. I thought that would happen,

825
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 8: But no, it's become a thing where people really want

826
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 8: to hear what's left behind and left unsaid. So and

827
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 8: at the end of it, once I read and do

828
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 8: what I'd done, I leave the envelope on the coffin

829
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 8: and I walk out. So whatever happens after the mark,

830
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 8: I have no idea.

831
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing, fascinating.

832
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when you're at a funeral you just don't

833
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 1: expect that. And if someone stood up and you say

834
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: I've got something to say on behalf of the deceased,

835
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: that's excreting exactly.

836
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 8: And then it leads on to other things. Now, So

837
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 8: now I'm going to viewies and I'm taking either being

838
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 8: coffins or I'm pinpricking in the body to make sure

839
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 8: there's no nation because people are absolutely terrified about being

840
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 8: buried or cremated alive.

841
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: But you've been hired by the deceased to go up

842
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: and poke them while they're in front of their family.

843
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 8: Well, it's not in front of their family. I do

844
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 8: it privately and confidentially.

845
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 9: You know.

846
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 8: Sure it's something my clients who runs for me to

847
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 8: do this, but they basically say, yes, dick a pin

848
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 8: in this.

849
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: What have you learned, Bill from hanging out with people

850
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: at the very end of their lives? Are there any

851
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: Are there any commonalities that everyone has?

852
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, they the acceptance, They accept it that there's the

853
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 8: fear of leaving families. But what I've learned about the

854
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 8: families and those left behind is I'd rather be with

855
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 8: their animals than they.

856
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: Well, Bill, I'd love to talk to you all day.

857
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: I can see this becoming a feature film, surely.

858
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 8: Yes, I have been approached and I have you know,

859
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 8: I signed a contract with part of myself. So rather

860
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 8: this stage it's all about the book. You know, I'm

861
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 8: really well with the book of really loving that side

862
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 8: of it at the moment.

863
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: Well, Bill, you can buy The Coffin Confessor in all

864
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: good bookstores today.

865
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 2: Fascinating Bill. Thank you, Thank you, Bill.

866
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you so much for having me. And don't

867
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 8: forget if you, guys, if anything ever happens on the

868
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 8: way home, what's left at home? You don't want somebody

869
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 8: to find? Can you call and I'll go get rid

870
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 8: of it.

871
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've got my copies of Big and Bouncy.

872
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 2: Who knew you're into jumping castles?

873
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: Thank you Bill.

874
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 8: All right, guys, thank you.

875
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: Podcast God.

876
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 8: I want you to get on right now.

877
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 13: I'm taking pleasing go to your windows.

878
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 4: Shut your head on a jel.

879
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 1: Down to the Jonesy amount of arms, the pub test

880
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: and the stage of Paliche going to Tokyo. Does it

881
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: pass the pub test?

882
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 2: Well, she's there to support the Brisbane bid for the

883
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: twenty thirty two Games. It will be announced on Wednesday.

884
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Speaker 2: She feels, as the Premier of Queensland that she should

885
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: be there and no matter what you personally think of her, Well,

886
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 2: we're asking you what you think, but I think she

887
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Speaker 2: should be there. I don't have any problem with her

888
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Speaker 2: being there. I mean, I can see the why she'd

889
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Speaker 2: need to be. She said she's going to go into

890
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Speaker 2: hotel quarantine upon return. Many people are calling her hypocritical,

891
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 2: of course, because she was one of the other state

892
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 2: she along with the other state premiers, have decided to

893
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 2: haverve the cap on Australian's returning home to limit the

894
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Speaker 2: spread of coronavirus.

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Speaker 1: And also how obtuse she's been with certain people that

896
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Speaker 1: want to go and see dying relatives and the like.

897
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: That has been terrible as a story right now that

898
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: there's a nurse in Melbourne that's trying to get up

899
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: to her father died in a car accident and she

900
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: can't go, and because and Greek hunt is actually intervening

901
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: because of the Palichet government won't let this nurse who

902
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: is fully vaccinated and it would be fine to travel

903
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: up there. So what are we living in some sort

904
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: of a dictator a ship that she can go and

905
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: do what she That's what dictators do, That's what Saddam

906
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: Hussein used to do.

907
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: Well, what do you think Anastasia Palichet going to Tokyo?

908
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 2: Does it pass the pub test?

909
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Speaker 9: I don't think, so what reason does she have to

910
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 9: get back into Australia if she wants to go at

911
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 9: that time.

912
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Speaker 8: So there's lots of people that are.

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Speaker 12: Trying to get back in to come and see they're

914
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Speaker 12: dying relatives, come and see their family, just to come home.

915
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 9: They can't get in. She's chosen to go overseas. She's

916
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Speaker 9: just join the queue like everybody else to get them

917
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Speaker 9: to come back in.

918
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Speaker 8: Yes, it does. She has to be there to close

919
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 8: the deal to bring the Olympics.

920
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Speaker 9: To Australia, and she's abiding by all the rules.

921
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Speaker 8: So for you are so, I agree.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really think.

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Speaker 12: Anything Anastasia pales past the.

924
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Speaker 1: Podcast, but this definitely doesn't past the pop test.

925
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Speaker 8: As if you're ready for there you go.

926
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Speaker 1: Thank you by your course. Speaking of the Olympics, I've

927
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Speaker 1: got an interesting update on the athletes village over in Tokyo.

928
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Speaker 2: Make podcast.

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Speaker 1: So the Tokyo Olympics are going ahead and athletes of

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Speaker 1: the village have been given anti sex beds to courage

931
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Speaker 1: them from any contact that could indeed spread coronavirus.

932
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Speaker 2: Anti sex.

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Speaker 1: They're made of cardboard. They're quite ingenious. Trust the Japanese

934
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Speaker 1: to come up with something like that.

935
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Speaker 2: So are they made of cardboard because that's sufficient, or

936
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Speaker 2: and not having sex as a sideline, or they're designed

937
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Speaker 2: to stop relations I.

938
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Speaker 1: Think a bit from column AIN, a bit from column B.

939
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Speaker 2: And so are they two people? Is too heavy for them?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

941
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can only take a certain amount of kilos

942
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Speaker 1: two hundred kilos. And if you put two hundred a weightlifter,

943
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Speaker 1: you know, or put weightlift there, weighs more than two

944
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: hundred kilos, isn't there?

945
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 7: Oh?

946
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: Hang on, when did lukem was in the Olympics? He

947
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: weighed was he two hundred and twenty six kilos?

948
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

949
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: So maybe weightlifters? So have you had put two weightlifters

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Speaker 1: on there.

951
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Speaker 2: But one weightlift in the bed would collapse from what

952
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 2: you've just said, because you have to feel for the athletes.

953
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 2: There's no hugging, there's no high fives. They have to

954
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 2: wear mass at all time. That's you know, that's fair enough,

955
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: But no saucy beers. So athletes are given condoms to

956
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Speaker 2: take home as a souvenir.

957
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do with that?

958
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: Because usually the Olympic village is just rife with relations.

959
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 1: It would be it would be riven with sex because

960
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: you're a sexy people athletes. Have you seen them?

961
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Speaker 2: It's like a giant after party. And also you fly

962
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Speaker 2: in for your event fly out, there's no loitering. All

963
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: their partners are going, Oh, what a shame, It's a shame,

964
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: What a shame.

965
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: I've offered to donate my marital that seems to have

966
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 1: these amazing anti sex powers. And is what ever made

967
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: a cardboard?

968
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 9: Well?

969
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 2: Coming up next, so talk about this TikToker who seems

970
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: to predict the daily COVID numbers. What do you make

971
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 2: of this TikTok comedian who says that he's been able

972
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 2: to predict every day, every night after eight o'clock. Funnily enough,

973
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 2: when I think all the COVID numbers are tallied, he's

974
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: able to predict what the number will be that Gladysbury

975
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 2: Jacklin will ounce the next day as to how many

976
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: COVID cases we have. He's been correct day after day,

977
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: and if you ask him, he says, it's simple maths.

978
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 2: A TikTok comedian doing maths.

979
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: We know I'm a maths genius.

980
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 2: Well, he sort of makes jokes about it. He says,

981
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 2: you have to factor in the circumference of South Sydney

982
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: plus the amount of households in Fairfield with eleven children.

983
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 2: I can blah blah blah. Look at the infectious cases.

984
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 2: He's making it all up. People are saying he's no

985
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 2: maths genius. There's obviously a leak. There's a leak maybe

986
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 2: in the health department, in the state government or the

987
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 2: police department because he was on the project last night

988
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: and they said, well, what's tomorrow's when he couldn't tell

989
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 2: because he didn't want to say. But then after eight

990
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: o'clock he announces that he thinks what the number for

991
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: today will be. Ah, that's leak, yeah, because he should

992
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 2: have till it's all tabulated after eight o'clock at night.

993
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear what he predicts it's going

994
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: to be today.

995
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: I can't legally say it, but two old will be

996
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: one hundred and nine new cases.

997
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 2: Smokes one hundred and nine new cases.

998
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: I didn't say nine.

999
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And as what he's saying, and it's controversial because

1000
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: the authorities are saying, can you not do this because

1001
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 2: we have a press conference at eleven o'clock blah blah blah.

1002
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 2: I mean journalists know earlier in the morning. They don't

1003
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: know the night before, but there'd be some who I'm

1004
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: sure would. I heard an unusual theory that someone put

1005
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 2: out on Twitter, so you know it's going to be

1006
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 2: true that Gladys actually doesn't mind that this guy does

1007
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 2: this because while the numbers are sky high, he gets

1008
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 2: to say them the night before, so we go, wow,

1009
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 2: that's massive. And then when she announces that number the

1010
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 2: next day, it's not a shocking. It's the softening of

1011
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 2: the blow, whereas if the numbers were great, she'd probably

1012
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 2: want to say them, not him.

1013
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that. It's the whole shoot the messenger, think,

1014
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: don't shoot the messenger thing. So he becomes the de

1015
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: facto messenger. Yeah, that's good, that's good strategy.

1016
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 2: So according to him, there'll be one hundred and nine today.

1017
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: Obviously there's some I don't think that. There's someone else

1018
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: on Twitter who's a doctor said, if you want to

1019
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 2: predict the New South World's COVID numbers for tomorrow, take

1020
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 2: the local cases the total cases five days ago. Yeah,

1021
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: double it, and subtract the total cases for today. Right then,

1022
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 2: she says, you can almost do the maths in your head.

1023
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 2: Is she being ironic?

1024
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm going to put some gorilla glue

1025
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: in my hair or you can.

1026
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 2: Wait till eleven o'clock and hear it with everybody else

1027
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda Germation podcast and we are up and

1028
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: the running.

1029
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: I posted on the weekend the sad state of my fridge.

1030
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: You said, have looked like a bachelor fridge. Just cheese,

1031
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: one slice of cheese.

1032
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 2: You are allowed to go to the shop, can go.

1033
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: To the shop, but I'm just not going to the shop.

1034
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 2: Well, I agree, I'm doing the same. And in the

1035
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: two weeks when we were on holidays, I've took great pride.

1036
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 2: Our freezer is now empty, every bit of leftover spag bowl,

1037
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 2: whatever I may, pies out of things. I used it

1038
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: all up.

1039
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, well my phrase is empty as well. We got

1040
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: rid of all a ham soup that I've made from

1041
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: christ It was years ago Christmas is passed out of

1042
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: the hambone left over from Christmas?

1043
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 2: Was it a salty as did you have to drink

1044
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 2: out of the tap for an.

1045
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: Power Even the part time dog didn't want it, looked

1046
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: at it and said, I'm not eating that, muk. But

1047
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: I ended up going to the butcher. I got some

1048
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: butcher meat. I've forgot to have quality, good quality. Meet

1049
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: the butcher made. It's a little bit more expensive, but

1050
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: it's good quality butcher meat. You know.

1051
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: I like how you do this. It's like when you say, hey,

1052
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 2: shit's creaks a good show. You get to things very late.

1053
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 2: You know, this is stuff most of us know when

1054
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: we're in our twenties, that butcher meat tastes nice but

1055
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: is more expensive. Sure, you're fifty three and you've decided

1056
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 2: to use the radio to say these words out loud.

1057
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: How good radio have you? You know, it's amazing. It's free,

1058
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: and it's just it just goes out there there.

1059
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: It is amazing, isn't it.

1060
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

1061
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: It's like I'm doing a show with like in a

1062
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: movie where you've been in every night, you go into

1063
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,439
Speaker 2: a coma and we have to start again the next day.

1064
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: Shouldn't you be Drew Barrymore or something?

1065
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 2: Well? Coming up next, let's talk about Katie Hopkins.

1066
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was going to be on Big Brother Celebrity

1067
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: Big Brother.

1068
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 2: And it's all blown up over the weekend comcast.

1069
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: So up until some moments ago, I didn't know who

1070
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: Katie Hopkins was until she got acts from Big Brother

1071
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 1: for being controversial. But isn't that a point of being

1072
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: on Big Brother? You're controversial.

1073
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of controversy about this. Yes, Katie Hopkins,

1074
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: and not many people in Australia knew about her. She's

1075
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: obviously well. The story is she was here for celebrity

1076
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: Big Brother. That's never been confirmed, but that is apparently

1077
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: the story. And she's hugely controversial in England in a

1078
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 2: really foul and vile way, which is why people are outraged.

1079
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: Not only that she got a flight here and was

1080
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 2: able to get to Australia where we're just talking about

1081
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 2: Anastasia palishape people saying how comes she can fly no

1082
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 2: one else can, but also a teller platform for a

1083
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 2: woman who has views like this. She has said, migrants

1084
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 2: of cockroaches. I'm not fooled by that dead Syrian child

1085
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 2: lying on that beach. It's all staged.

1086
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: Oh that's her, That's what she has said.

1087
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: Why should people with dementia block hollered at hospital beds?

1088
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 2: She has said. He's a roundup of some of the

1089
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 2: charming things she's done.

1090
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 5: This is Katie Hopkins.

1091
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 2: My name is Katie Hopkins. I am a straight white Christian.

1092
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 5: She probably doesn't like you.

1093
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 2: I don't believe you can be fat and happy. I

1094
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 2: think that's just a cop out I was taking over

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Speaker 2: my country. I'm not a big fan of the Feminazis.

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Speaker 2: I am a minority white.

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Speaker 5: Because if you're an immigrant, Muslim, a full time mother, black,

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Speaker 5: suffering from mental health, overweight, Palestinian wearing bad clothes, a

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00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 5: feminist to have a tattoo, transgender, homosexual, Scottish and a

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Speaker 5: Bola victim, an asylum seeker, or if your name is

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Speaker 5: shardon Is Chantal, charm And Tyler Brooklyn, Adelaide, Orlando, or Rio,

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Speaker 5: Jordan or Paris, or any geographical location she doesn't like you, she.

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Speaker 1: Could work it t GB.

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00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 2: I heard of her a couple of years ago when

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00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 2: my son Liam showed me a prank people played on her.

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00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 2: They asked her to accept an award and to highlight

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00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: the incredible work that she's done. So here she is

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00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: accepting this fake award.

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00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 5: The recipient for the twenty twenty Campaign to Unify the

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00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 5: Nation trophy is Katie Hopkins.

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00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 2: So Katie accepts this award Campaign to Unify the Nation trophy.

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00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 2: So as she's smiling holding her trophy, she's standing underneath

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00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 2: a sign where they've just highlighted First Letters campaign to

1114
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 2: Unify the Nation trophy a rude word, and that photo

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00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 2: goes viral of her standing under a sign with that

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00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 2: four letter word. So she's been a piece of work

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00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 2: for a long time. Here she is. She flies out

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00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: to Australia and she's in quarantine, and she doesn't believe

1119
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 2: in quarantine. She doesn't believe that anyone should be in quarantine.

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Speaker 2: So she decides, and she says this on Facebook Live,

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Speaker 2: that she's going to flaunt or flout the quarantine rules

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00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 2: when they drop food outside the door. I'd be told,

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Speaker 2: right in all seriousness by the police officer who checked

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Speaker 2: me in, I.

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Speaker 1: Have to wait thirty seconds.

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00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 8: I can open the door.

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00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 14: I can open the door, but I only do in

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Speaker 14: the face mask.

1129
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: So what I've been doing this is so sad.

1130
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 10: I've been lying in wait.

1131
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 5: What I'm trying to do as someone knocks on the door,

1132
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get to the door and spring it open,

1133
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 5: and do it naked with no face mask.

1134
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 6: I want the sergeant in the foyer to come out.

1135
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: And tell me off so that I can stand there naked.

1136
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 2: When he tells me off. So here's a number of things. One,

1137
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 2: how come she could fly here? Two? Why are we

1138
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 2: giving a platform to someone with such evil views? And

1139
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 2: it's a right to so someone can debate her. Why

1140
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 2: are we letting someone talk like that on our televisions.

1141
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 2: Three here she is not even obeying the rules in quarantine.

1142
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 2: So there was such outrage, such uproar over the weekend

1143
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: that she's now been sent home. So Karen Andrews, Immigration

1144
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 2: minister says she will be deported shortly. Hope they make

1145
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 2: us serve out of quarantine before she does it, and

1146
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 2: so she'll be deported shortly. And Channel seven said she

1147
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: will not be appearing on Celebrity Big.

1148
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: Brother, So I put it on in her place.

1149
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 2: Who will shot your phone? Brendan? They want a crazy person.

1150
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: Naked any day, scare everyone off.

1151
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 2: We'll have a Goolye hotline number nine oh six one

1152
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Speaker 2: seven nine eight four of your favorite goolie of the year,

1153
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 2: get ten thousand dollars cash and a brand new spinally's

1154
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 2: mattress found it over sixteen grand.

1155
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 9: What have we got, my gooi?

1156
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 7: The fines for people who are breaking the COVID laws

1157
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 7: at a thousand dollars there's nowhere near enough anymore. People

1158
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 7: have had enough time to do the right thing. It's

1159
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 7: time to step up and get tough.

1160
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 2: Thank you. Interesting, isn't it?

1161
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: Wow? Higher fines?

1162
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 2: Well, we need to make it a real thing, don't we? Should?

1163
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: We publicly shame people.

1164
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: I think they're doing that right now. The Telegraph sort

1165
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: of has three pages of gladys parodiculium without a mask

1166
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: outside a coffee shop. But then someone pointed at was

1167
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: paparazzi o taking pictures of gladys porogicclim Yes, shouldn't they

1168
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: be of someone taking a picture of him, and then

1169
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: that other person takes a picture of him, and then

1170
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: another person takes a picture of him.

1171
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 2: What else have we got?

1172
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 4: Hi?

1173
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 15: Mike Gauley is currently around the rules of women having

1174
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 15: babies and stuff, and particularly Western Sydney hospitals and not

1175
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 15: being allowed to have their partners there. It's absolutely heartbreaking.

1176
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 15: These women have gone through labor and everything and then

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00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 15: as soon as their baby is born, their partner gets

1178
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 15: kicks out. This is a huge time for women with

1179
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 15: baby blue postpartum an, gueting in depression and they're support people.

1180
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 9: Being kicked out. Absolutely disgusting.

1181
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 15: There's minimal risk regarding COVID and newcapleles health. Really need

1182
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,399
Speaker 15: to fix this absolutely getting my gully that my heart

1183
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 15: is breaking.

1184
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 2: Shut It would be terrible.

1185
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: So if the partner's in there, why do they get

1186
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: checked out straight away?

1187
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1188
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: Well, that makes no sense. They're already there.

1189
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: I can understand why you can't have or maybe you

1190
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: can be in the theater, but not in the.

1191
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 1: In the birthing suite, in the ward.

1192
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 2: I can see why you can't have lots of visitors,

1193
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: but your partner should be there. Oh, that's really tough.

1194
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: That is hard.

1195
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: And also dads, now they can't have the traditional wet

1196
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: the baby's head celebration.

1197
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh poor you, Brendon.

1198
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: Well that's a great celebration. Many men have been deprived

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00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: for that. That is a really good thing. There's nothing

1200
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: better a bunch of blakes down the pub wetting the

1201
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,439
Speaker 1: baby's head.

1202
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 2: Why don't you talk to gladys about that?

1203
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: Then, I'm just saying, I'm I'm just lamenting it. These

1204
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Speaker 1: are the times that we live. Nine oh six one, seven,

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Speaker 1: nine four forgets my goollies at seven to nine, my

1206
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Speaker 1: favorite color em.

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Speaker 2: A Facebook friend wins a five hundred dollars TVSN voucher

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Speaker 1: You also get the Jonesy demanded ttail and branded bobble head.

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Speaker 2: We're talking this morning about a man whose job it

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00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 2: is to exhume pets. People bury their pets in the backyard,

1212
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 2: and then when they move house down the track, he

1213
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 2: comes in, collects the bones and either reburies them for

1214
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 2: you or gives them to you so you can have

1215
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 2: your own. You've got them with you.

1216
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: It just seems odd the tribal drumas beating for pet burials.

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00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 2: He's will from Hilltop.

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Speaker 9: I had a cat and it grabbed a little light

1219
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 9: on the freezer and it fried. The cat and I

1220
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 9: buried it in the backyard, and about four or five

1221
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 9: hours later, my German shepherd dug it up for me

1222
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 9: and started eating it. Yeah, it wasn't good, So I

1223
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 9: put the dog in the laundry, buried it in another spot,

1224
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 9: and in the next morning it had to sub It

1225
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 9: wasn't pretty.

1226
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a bad day for the cat gets electrocuted. Yep,

1227
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 2: gets buried twice and eaten twice.

1228
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Speaker 1: It's just my weekend, right, AU two.

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Speaker 2: That's enough wsfm's total Recallers back where the money is

1230
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Speaker 2: in the music.

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Speaker 1: I would give you the code word now, but I've

1239
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1240
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1241
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Speaker 1: Good to you, well, thank god, that's over.

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Speaker 2: Good bite, good bite.

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