WEBVTT - BONUS: Best Bits of Season 1 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:04.360 Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of midges. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:06.560 Guys, how are we all? 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.119 Oh? 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:09.799 Season one is done, done and dusted. 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.079 What do you found defeated? I feel like that's a 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:14.440 tryumph thirty five bloody episodes down. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.280 I know, I feel like packed to the rafters, get 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.599 one good season out and then the best bits are 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:19.160 still to come. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.680 Well, some would argue, yes, season two onwards is the best. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.960 Yes, season one of shows? Are whoaful? 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.560 Well, we did ask people to send in some favorite 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.680 moments from our show during its first season, and there 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:34.160 were actually some submissions, so there you go. It can't 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:35.200 have been too bad, right. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.600 They surprised me too, They're like, my favorite moment was 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.639 when you said X Y mind? How do you remember that? 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.320 I thought that was ship. But anyway, we've got plenty 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.599 of best bits to get through today. For anyone who 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.400 hasn't heard our podcast ever in their lives, how does 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:48.840 that work? 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.640 Well? Basically, we start the show the same way every 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.360 single week, with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.760 It's called is It just Me? We both have one, 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.720 and we've never heard each other's before we say them. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.080 It's a total surprise. I get a bit nervous because 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:02.960 I like to be prepared, but you've forced me to 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:05.280 become a bit more spontaneous because we come in here 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:07.520 not knowing what the other is going to say. And 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:11.240 sometimes we can start in one place and go a 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:14.160 little bit of course, go on weird tangents. And this 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:16.840 this best bit iGEM from episode eleven that we're going 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.840 to listen to as a perfect example of that. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.040 Oh my god, I literally was sitting at home, had 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.120 a bowl of corn flakes. It was eleven thirty at night. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:24.800 It was my second dinner, and I saw an ad 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.440 come on TV that confused the hell out of me. Anyway, 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:29.560 here it is. Take a listen. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.880 There's one breakfast that's unbeatable for protein. It beats porridge, 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.080 it beats music, it beats fake beans. In fact, when 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.400 it comes to protein, it beats all these breakfasts. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:45.800 It's eggs, of course uneatable, it's eggs. Of course that's 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:46.360 not a brand. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:50.240 Oh right, it's eggs. Oh so they didn't have any 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.040 particular brand of egg in mind. It was this eggs. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:55.960 Yeah, play it again. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:57.800 I didn't even notice that there was no brand mentioned. 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.880 There's one breakfast that's unbeatable for protein. It beats porridge, 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:05.080 it beats music, it beats baked beans. In fact, when 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.520 it comes to protein, it beats all these breakfasts. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:13.160 It's eggs, of course, unfeat of course, you're fucking idiot. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.000 Oh my god, is just like those random as you 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:19.600 see that. It's like bananas. There's no brand of banana 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:20.160 in particular. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.639 Yeah, they had the campaign of like, snack on a 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.000 banana instead of a candy bar, and it was a 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:27.560 banana in a chocolate rate. Yeah, So like, how do 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.360 these random objects get advertising budget? 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.240 I had the same thought about that bloody get some 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.760 pork on your fork campaign, but they were trying to 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:37.720 get everyone to eat more pork and there was no brand. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.320 I was just like, who's paying for this? 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:43.320 Yeah? Imagine being the lobby behind eggplants? Oh our images, 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.600 the days have taken it. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:49.359 Can you google who? I don't even know what to google? 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:50.880 Who pays for the egg? Ad? 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:51.440 Yeah? 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.720 Google a place? Okay, I'll google who pays for the egg? 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:58.639 Adds You're not good, not Siri, that's so weird. Treat 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.400 the question back. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.240 You're like, is it just abant to generate a rand? 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:02.480 It's about how good are egg. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.960 Literally you're at the pub with your mate Tim. Hey, Tim, 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.160 how good eggs? They're unbeatable. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.120 I went through a period where I was having boiled 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:13.120 eggs on toast for breakfast every morning for breakfast, I 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.520 was having to boil them the night before, and it 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:17.639 just became too much work. And then you're really if 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.840 you have eggs every day for like six months, it 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.359 you do start to go off the taste. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:23.960 Yeah, it was that on Katie Perry's story or did 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.680 she post that one to Twitter? How did you? 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.680 I don't know how that happened. It certainly wasn't this 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:29.360 egg ad that inspired it? 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:33.919 Unbeatable? Probably voiced by Delta Gudram Delty. You got a 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:34.400 big gig. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.520 It's eggs, Jennet need. Did you find out who pays 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.119 with the egg ad? 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:39.560 Australian Eggs? 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:43.480 Who's that? That's not a brand? Okay, So Australian Eggs 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.800 is a member owned not for profit company. Not for profit? 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:48.440 Why are they putting out ads if they don't want 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.800 us to buy the egg How are they making money? Yes? 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:53.400 But they work with the Australian government. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:54.840 Allah there you go. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:55.280 Ah. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:58.840 After fraseraning with it was hitting their head with that 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.160 egg by egg boy. They're like, shit, we need to 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:03.320 work on our pr is. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:04.760 This where we're right. We just start doing ads. We 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.720 just random objects that we already know exists. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:10.640 Yeah, like imagine doing an ad for hair. Yeah, everyone's 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:11.880 got it. It needs to be clean. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.600 Yeah, we're not asking you to spend money. We're just 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.440 wanting to remind you that this thing exists. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:17.840 Well, that's what I thought we could do. Why don't 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.880 we just you know, throw shit against the wall and 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.719 see if we can create some ads for some completely 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.200 ridiculous things, Like why don't we do trees? 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:30.159 Oh, like live a tree? Oh, I'm no good. I'm 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:30.840 not a copywriter. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:33.839 There'd be some jingle music on here. I gotta hear 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:38.080 it type being cheesy. Okay, you dare me to do one? 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:38.840 Why don't I do one? 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:38.919 On? 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.680 No, I don't want to do competing one. There's this 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.440 right one together? 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:43.080 Okay? All right? 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:46.240 So the egg ad was saying that it's a better 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.159 source of protein than other things. So we need for 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.320 our ad for trees, we need to slag off tree 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:53.000 and competitors. 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:54.799 So like, what's the tree's competitive bush? 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:55.400 Oh? 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.840 Okay, we're writing an ad about how much better trees 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.320 are than bushes and other shrubs. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.440 Yeah, yeah, okay, but no swearing because it's got air 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:07.000 on national television. So trees a green, those shrubs be mean. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.919 That's good. Trees are green. Verse. I'll be the like 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:14.440 really happy singer. Trees a green, those shrubs are mean. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:18.880 Plant one in your backyard, backyard, don't be a fat lard. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.839 That's funny, planting me in your backyard. Don't be a 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:22.360 fat lard. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.720 Ooh, you can swap them around. Don't be a fat lad, 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:26.920 plan a me in your backyard. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:30.240 Yeah, plant one in your backyard. Oh yeah, plant one 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.720 in your backyard. We can do another verse. 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.120 Come on, that's just the jingle at the end. We 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:37.200 need the copy. Oh shit, we're not running a fucking song. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:38.240 That's just a bit at the end. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.560 I went straight to the jingle. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.440 No, we got it. We've got to have some copy. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.440 What about Like, how annoying is it when you have 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:50.040 to mow your lawn with trees no mowing involved? Yeah, no, maidenance. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:51.280 Just let it blow. 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:55.440 Good, write that, write that, let it grow grow, Let it. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:56.360 Blow and grow. 0:05:56.720 --> 0:06:00.040 Elephants have trunks. You know what else? Everyone loves elephants 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.920 and they have trunks. Guess what else do trees? It's 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:04.560 a good tie in. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:05.440 That's shit. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.440 Okay, all right, every I got one. I've got one. Hey, 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.880 you do you love puppies? What are puppies? Do they bark? 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:20.719 Guess who else has bark? Australian trees? Everyone loves puppies? 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.000 On that commed the end? Are you telling me you 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.760 don't like puppies. That's a good time because then we 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:27.839 can guilt people in because everyone loves puppies. 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.479 Okay, all right, So we've got the elephant analogy the 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.240 puppy analogy, and then I'll say, plus you don't even 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.359 have to mow them, just let them grow and blow. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.480 And then we'll do the don't be here fat line, 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:42.240 plant it in the backyard Australian trees. You do the 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.080 two analogies, I'll do the letter. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:45.479 Have you written my analogies for me? 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.560 I'll just add lib them. Hont they yours? You said 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.400 that elephants have trunks and dogs bark? 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:52.719 Okay, here we go. Let's still rehearsal. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.119 Have you found the music? 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:54.880 Yeah? 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.719 Yeah, but this is seriously running on. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.360 Really, that's fine, this is good suff I could sell 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.360 this to trees. I don't know who it approach jogle 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.480 the tree lobby. Yeah, get there and get their email. 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:04.240 All right? 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.240 What a Shrek alphabet? 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:10.200 No we didn't. It was the elephant and the dog analogy. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.520 Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, this was your idea. Get 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:14.240 a pen and pad. 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:20.240 Okay, all right, elephants, the elephant trunk analogy and the 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.680 dog bark analogy. And then I'll jump in with the 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.960 added benefit of the fact that you don't have to 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:26.840 mow trees. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.160 We're just writing this is terrible audio. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:38.440 Will edit it. I guess I'll do that. Why are 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.840 you writing it word for word? Is elephant analogy as 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:42.040 a dot point not enough for you? 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:42.320 Oh? 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.920 I don't know about it. Who doesn't like puppies? 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:51.040 What a disaster? Are you nervous or something like? I've 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.520 just told you twice what you need to do, your 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:56.040 elephant analogy and your fucking dog analogy. But I want 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:56.320 to get it. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:57.200 Word for word. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:58.320 I could do it. 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.480 I have studied theater. I thank you right at now 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.960 all right, I'm gonna start it. So I'm gonna start 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.640 the show off. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.640 Do we have other options? For music. Sounds like a 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.080 jazz bar. We're built. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.560 Yeah, I like that, sounds like some sort of song 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.560 from Harry Styles. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:23.640 All right, oh you can picture the backyard. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:25.520 Puppies. 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:29.760 Don't be a fat lud plant blow in the backyard 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:31.440 like that's outing? 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:32.840 God on, hold on, I got one. I got one 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:33.160 more option. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.160 Okay, now the other one? 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:37.360 All right? 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.520 All right, so you kick it off with your things? 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:41.800 What are we doing? 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:49.960 This is our commercial for trees? Here we go. Elephants 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:54.880 have trunks. You know what else have trunks? Trees? Poppies 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.319 have a cute little bark. You know what else has 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.959 bark trees? Are you saying you don't like puppies? 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.640 And what do you know? You don't even have to mow, 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:10.680 just let it grow and blow? Plant one today? 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:17.080 Don't now it ended? We got this, let's do it. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.960 I left too much space for mine, so close. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.520 Got this ready? Okay, you're in three and I went 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:32.680 to don't wait time start again. I've started again. Elephants 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:37.280 have trunks. You know what else have trunks? Trees? Puppies 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.800 they love to bark. You know what else has bark? Trees? 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:42.320 Are you telling me you. 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:43.319 Don't like puppies? 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.720 And what do you know you don't even have to mow, 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.360 just let them grow and blow. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:54.160 Plant a tree today. Don't be a fat lad. Plant 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:58.280 one in the backyard. Australian trees. Buy one now at 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:01.120 your local flower power. I know what the fun there 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:02.679 is not meant to be a brand attached. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:07.079 Why did you know it's meant to just be generating 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.240 awareness for tree? Do I have to do this again? 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.079 Why do you keep making up credit lines? This is 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:16.319 an issue for you. Stick to the brief. Otherwise, that 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.840 was perfect, That was great. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.840 Try one more good when we were in sync at 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.840 the end. There that's all Katie Perry needed on Witness 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.760 and she would do you do one more? 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:28.720 I think that's enough. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:30.200 Can we do one more commercial? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:34.920 No? We just spent like, all right, go on, ad 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.719 lib one. What are you going to? Okay, let's pick 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.120 a random item Jenner for him to generate awareness around 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:45.679 with no brand attached. What about just zucchinis? No, I'm 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:51.760 not zucchinis. What about what about just hopscotch the benefits 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:56.240 of doing hopscotch skipping ropes? Okay, okay, all right, all right, 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:59.199 which one do we like out of those long skipping ropes, 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.520 long skin being rope, the ones where it's more than 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:05.839 one person, who's to go in the middle? Add for 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:06.720 group skipping. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:16.640 Okay, all right, okay, all right, here we go, tied 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.839 of pilates over your tennis club. 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:23.200 Want more friends than just your chest group? Have you 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:29.400 thought of skipping? Gone to the days of tandem rope? 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:33.360 You and your friendly old trope. Grab a powd to 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:37.240 maybe fall. Don't worry if you fall on the floor. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:41.040 Skipping is fun. Maybe wear kneed pads. It is tall, 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:46.200 even a little rats. It's skipping in a group, it's 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:51.480 skipping in some pals Ozsie, skipping fun, free in the 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:56.800 sun with you and me. That is a good ad. 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.439 That was better than the tree one. Actually, why did 0:11:59.440 --> 0:11:59.760 you need my. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:01.480 Hero? 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.199 I was writing at Word for work. You're going on? 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.360 You should follow these idiots online. Search a couple of 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.240 mitches you're listening to. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:13.840 Is it just love? 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:16.720 God? That's gonna get stuck in my head all over again. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:17.800 I bet I get. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.760 How obnoxious we are? Is that really our podcast? 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.920 You mustn't ever lose sight of how obnoxious we are? 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.800 Mitchell so annoying? Why do people like that? 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.640 Anyway? Whenever we do the is it just mes at 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.000 the start of the show one each, Like I mentioned, 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.360 we then move on to some sort of segment. It 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.040 might be a game, it might be you know, a prank, 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.680 something a little bit fun, just to finish the show off. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:43.120 And this particular segment, Talkback Tings, was voted the best 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.840 segment that we do by our listeners in a group. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.320 And this particular talkback Tings the first one we ever 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:51.800 did back in episode three. This was me trying to 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:53.679 make you a little bit more relaxed because you were 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.160 new to the podcast. You were still stuck in your 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.560 ways as a radio host. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:12:58.520 I was in radio mode. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.240 Yeah, so I wanted you to learn from talkback radio 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:07.000 here it is. Talkback radio really is just a world 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:07.800 of its own, isn't it. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.080 I've got to be right wing all of a sudden. No, no, 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:10.920 yell at women. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.240 Look, I listened to talk radio a lot because I 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.240 like to know what else is going on. I like 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.200 to get out of the FM bubble, unlike yourself. 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.559 No no, no, no no no. I like Ben Fordham's program. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:20.400 But that's about it. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.400 That's We're going way more talk back than that today. Okay, really, 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.560 because whenever I listen around. I like to bring little 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.800 pieces of gold and show them to you. Okay, that's 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.320 how this segment's going to. Well, I want you to 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:36.319 take inspiration because this show that I heard, I heard 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:39.719 the start of someone's show. I want you pretend you're him. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.199 I want you to jump in where you think, as 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.760 an FM radio guy, it would be appropriate to turn 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:45.880 the MIC's on and start talking. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.679 Okay, So, like in FM radio, what I do is 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.400 I'll set something up. I'll play an open, I'll speak 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:50.280 right on the post. 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.480 As we call this is the show open, I said 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:51.839 the start. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.760 Okay, So so where would. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.320 You think it would be appropriate to start talking? How 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:55.959 to listen. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:05.079 Brent Voltitude in the afternoon phone now to have your 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.200 sayeurteen twelve sixty nine. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.200 Hi, everyone, welcome to the program. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.000 Well there we go normal. That's where you go wrong. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:15.320 You're way too much of rush. You've got to let 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:19.000 it breathe. I'm trying to help you here. You've got 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:20.720 to be more like an A and radio guy because 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:23.360 this guy turn it off. He's in absolutely no rush 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:24.000 to start talking. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:24.640 It's definitely not. 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:27.240 I want you to take a listen to just how 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.360 long he left between the show opener and him starting to. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:40.640 Talk Brent Voltitude in the afternoon phone now to have 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.280 your saying furteen twelve sixty nine. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.000 Well that's where I would have spoken. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:48.680 At a time. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.600 I'm surely it'll be late. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:15:08.040 Mat Wait taken. 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:09.760 As you go to our Instagram to see your faith, 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:10.560 you are horrified. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:23.960 Hi, everyone wrapping up high apple? 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:39.560 What then, surely it's gonna be now? 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.800 No, no, listen and take. I want you to be 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.600 more like him dead. 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:55.720 I can feel it. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:58.240 Surely it will be. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.000 Oh, I can hear it. I can hear it now. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:13.640 No, not yet, asleep, not yet. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:14.760 I'm visibly anxious. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:21.880 Give him time, the jazz flute when he's ready. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:25.480 This can't be real. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:26.560 I haven't edited. 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:34.359 Here we go, okay, building, surely surely. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.480 Now we guys, what you'd think, wouldn't think? 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:45.120 He's beauty, anful opportunity. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:47.520 You're joining for his time. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:48.080 He's al right. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:49.040 He could have fallen. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:59.600 Now now surely now this do you have to get 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:00.360 this because it's real. 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:09.280 I haven't edited it. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:08.840 Kill me. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.120 I think that that was a perfect example of how 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.560 to just take a step back and not be so rushed. 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:18.480 Now I had for mine a heart attacks in that 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:19.840 pulmonary emblyism. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.520 You've got to try and break the habit of being 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:24.040 a radio guy on that podcast. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.520 Now I have to say, truthfully, that gives me anxiety. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.159 I've been trained to imagine not having anxiety already. 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:33.760 Wow, okay, not funny. Hey, if anyone was curious, he 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.439 left that opener for two minutes and thirty five seconds. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:39.560 That's how long I meant to talk for. He starts 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:42.280 set up, take calls and go into the ads. What 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:43.320 was he doing? 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:45.359 I don't know. That's none of your business. It's none 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.200 of anyone's business. It doesn't matter. It's it's a m radio. 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:49.720 It's no one's in a rush. 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.200 I can't handle that. Maybe he's not all. 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.680 There, although given his demo, imagine how many people passed 0:17:54.800 --> 0:18:00.320 during that time. But now I'm serious. I think we 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.040 need to seriously coach you and how to be more 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.240 relaxed unless uptight radio guy on this podcast. I want 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:07.800 you to play our open and see how long you 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:08.840 can go without talking. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.120 Oh no, no, that makes me feel sick. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:13.840 Mitchell. Either you're committed to this or you're not. 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:15.359 Okay, I get it, So I'll show open it and 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:16.959 I'm gonna just let it go for as long as 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:19.399 I can comfortably do it. Okay, I can feel my 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:23.199 prostate itching. What's an old person thing? I'm gonna get 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.880 me a glass of milk? All right, I'll take my coltrait. 0:18:25.960 --> 0:19:04.960 And that was nothing. 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:08.440 That was nothing physically. 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:10.600 How long is the audio file that our opening? 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:11.960 It goes for eight more minutes? 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:15.119 You had so much time up your sleep eight minutes. Yes, 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.840 that's not possible. I think it is. 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:18.679 I could not have done that. 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:20.680 It's the podcast who writes the rule book? 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:23.240 Well, no one, but who finds out entertaining. 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:25.360 I think it's quite relaxing. 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:29.640 You think it's relaxing. Yeah, this ridiculous e DM beat 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.879 sounds like it's from my under eighteen's party. Going a 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:40.760 hook up with me? Did you bring gatorade? My dad 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:47.800 gave me a cigarette? Actually my stepdad. Sorry, don't mean anyway. God, see, 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:48.480 I have to talk. 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:51.920