Speaker 1: Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 2: Guys, how are we all?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Season one is done, done and dusted.
Speaker 2: What do you found defeated? I feel like that's a
Speaker 2: tryumph thirty five bloody episodes down.
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like packed to the rafters, get
Speaker 1: one good season out and then the best bits are
Speaker 1: still to come.
Speaker 2: Well, some would argue, yes, season two onwards is the best.
Speaker 1: Yes, season one of shows? Are whoaful?
Speaker 2: Well, we did ask people to send in some favorite
Speaker 2: moments from our show during its first season, and there
Speaker 2: were actually some submissions, so there you go. It can't
Speaker 2: have been too bad, right.
Speaker 1: They surprised me too, They're like, my favorite moment was
Speaker 1: when you said X Y mind? How do you remember that?
Speaker 2: I thought that was ship. But anyway, we've got plenty
Speaker 2: of best bits to get through today. For anyone who
Speaker 2: hasn't heard our podcast ever in their lives, how does
Speaker 2: that work?
Speaker 1: Well? Basically, we start the show the same way every
Speaker 1: single week, with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: It's called is It just Me? We both have one,
Speaker 1: and we've never heard each other's before we say them.
Speaker 2: It's a total surprise. I get a bit nervous because
Speaker 2: I like to be prepared, but you've forced me to
Speaker 2: become a bit more spontaneous because we come in here
Speaker 2: not knowing what the other is going to say. And
Speaker 2: sometimes we can start in one place and go a
Speaker 2: little bit of course, go on weird tangents. And this
Speaker 2: this best bit iGEM from episode eleven that we're going
Speaker 2: to listen to as a perfect example of that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I literally was sitting at home, had
Speaker 1: a bowl of corn flakes. It was eleven thirty at night.
Speaker 1: It was my second dinner, and I saw an ad
Speaker 1: come on TV that confused the hell out of me. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here it is. Take a listen.
Speaker 4: There's one breakfast that's unbeatable for protein. It beats porridge,
Speaker 4: it beats music, it beats fake beans. In fact, when
Speaker 4: it comes to protein, it beats all these breakfasts.
Speaker 1: It's eggs, of course uneatable, it's eggs. Of course that's
Speaker 1: not a brand.
Speaker 2: Oh right, it's eggs. Oh so they didn't have any
Speaker 2: particular brand of egg in mind. It was this eggs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, play it again.
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice that there was no brand mentioned.
Speaker 4: There's one breakfast that's unbeatable for protein. It beats porridge,
Speaker 4: it beats music, it beats baked beans. In fact, when
Speaker 4: it comes to protein, it beats all these breakfasts.
Speaker 1: It's eggs, of course, unfeat of course, you're fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is just like those random as you
Speaker 2: see that. It's like bananas. There's no brand of banana
Speaker 2: in particular.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had the campaign of like, snack on a
Speaker 1: banana instead of a candy bar, and it was a
Speaker 1: banana in a chocolate rate. Yeah, So like, how do
Speaker 1: these random objects get advertising budget?
Speaker 2: I had the same thought about that bloody get some
Speaker 2: pork on your fork campaign, but they were trying to
Speaker 2: get everyone to eat more pork and there was no brand.
Speaker 2: I was just like, who's paying for this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Imagine being the lobby behind eggplants? Oh our images,
Speaker 1: the days have taken it.
Speaker 2: Can you google who? I don't even know what to google?
Speaker 2: Who pays for the egg? Ad?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Google a place? Okay, I'll google who pays for the egg?
Speaker 1: Adds You're not good, not Siri, that's so weird. Treat
Speaker 1: the question back.
Speaker 2: You're like, is it just abant to generate a rand?
Speaker 2: It's about how good are egg.
Speaker 1: Literally you're at the pub with your mate Tim. Hey, Tim,
Speaker 1: how good eggs? They're unbeatable.
Speaker 2: I went through a period where I was having boiled
Speaker 2: eggs on toast for breakfast every morning for breakfast, I
Speaker 2: was having to boil them the night before, and it
Speaker 2: just became too much work. And then you're really if
Speaker 2: you have eggs every day for like six months, it
Speaker 2: you do start to go off the taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that on Katie Perry's story or did
Speaker 1: she post that one to Twitter? How did you?
Speaker 2: I don't know how that happened. It certainly wasn't this
Speaker 2: egg ad that inspired it?
Speaker 1: Unbeatable? Probably voiced by Delta Gudram Delty. You got a
Speaker 1: big gig.
Speaker 2: It's eggs, Jennet need. Did you find out who pays
Speaker 2: with the egg ad?
Speaker 1: Australian Eggs?
Speaker 2: Who's that? That's not a brand? Okay, So Australian Eggs
Speaker 2: is a member owned not for profit company. Not for profit?
Speaker 2: Why are they putting out ads if they don't want
Speaker 2: us to buy the egg How are they making money? Yes?
Speaker 1: But they work with the Australian government.
Speaker 5: Allah there you go.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 1: After fraseraning with it was hitting their head with that
Speaker 1: egg by egg boy. They're like, shit, we need to
Speaker 1: work on our pr is.
Speaker 2: This where we're right. We just start doing ads. We
Speaker 2: just random objects that we already know exists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like imagine doing an ad for hair. Yeah, everyone's
Speaker 1: got it. It needs to be clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not asking you to spend money. We're just
Speaker 2: wanting to remind you that this thing exists.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I thought we could do. Why don't
Speaker 1: we just you know, throw shit against the wall and
Speaker 1: see if we can create some ads for some completely
Speaker 1: ridiculous things, Like why don't we do trees?
Speaker 2: Oh, like live a tree? Oh, I'm no good. I'm
Speaker 2: not a copywriter.
Speaker 1: There'd be some jingle music on here. I gotta hear
Speaker 1: it type being cheesy. Okay, you dare me to do one?
Speaker 1: Why don't I do one?
Speaker 4: On?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to do competing one. There's this
Speaker 2: right one together?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: So the egg ad was saying that it's a better
Speaker 2: source of protein than other things. So we need for
Speaker 2: our ad for trees, we need to slag off tree
Speaker 2: and competitors.
Speaker 1: So like, what's the tree's competitive bush?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're writing an ad about how much better trees
Speaker 2: are than bushes and other shrubs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, but no swearing because it's got air
Speaker 1: on national television. So trees a green, those shrubs be mean.
Speaker 1: That's good. Trees are green. Verse. I'll be the like
Speaker 1: really happy singer. Trees a green, those shrubs are mean.
Speaker 1: Plant one in your backyard, backyard, don't be a fat lard.
Speaker 1: That's funny, planting me in your backyard. Don't be a
Speaker 1: fat lard.
Speaker 2: Ooh, you can swap them around. Don't be a fat lad,
Speaker 2: plan a me in your backyard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, plant one in your backyard. Oh yeah, plant one
Speaker 1: in your backyard. We can do another verse.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's just the jingle at the end. We
Speaker 2: need the copy. Oh shit, we're not running a fucking song.
Speaker 2: That's just a bit at the end.
Speaker 1: I went straight to the jingle.
Speaker 2: No, we got it. We've got to have some copy.
Speaker 2: What about Like, how annoying is it when you have
Speaker 2: to mow your lawn with trees no mowing involved? Yeah, no, maidenance.
Speaker 2: Just let it blow.
Speaker 1: Good, write that, write that, let it grow grow, Let it.
Speaker 2: Blow and grow.
Speaker 1: Elephants have trunks. You know what else? Everyone loves elephants
Speaker 1: and they have trunks. Guess what else do trees? It's
Speaker 1: a good tie in.
Speaker 2: That's shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, every I got one. I've got one. Hey,
Speaker 1: you do you love puppies? What are puppies? Do they bark?
Speaker 1: Guess who else has bark? Australian trees? Everyone loves puppies?
Speaker 1: On that commed the end? Are you telling me you
Speaker 1: don't like puppies. That's a good time because then we
Speaker 1: can guilt people in because everyone loves puppies.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So we've got the elephant analogy the
Speaker 2: puppy analogy, and then I'll say, plus you don't even
Speaker 2: have to mow them, just let them grow and blow.
Speaker 2: And then we'll do the don't be here fat line,
Speaker 2: plant it in the backyard Australian trees. You do the
Speaker 2: two analogies, I'll do the letter.
Speaker 1: Have you written my analogies for me?
Speaker 2: I'll just add lib them. Hont they yours? You said
Speaker 2: that elephants have trunks and dogs bark?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Let's still rehearsal.
Speaker 2: Have you found the music?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is seriously running on.
Speaker 1: Really, that's fine, this is good suff I could sell
Speaker 1: this to trees. I don't know who it approach jogle
Speaker 1: the tree lobby. Yeah, get there and get their email.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What a Shrek alphabet?
Speaker 2: No we didn't. It was the elephant and the dog analogy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, this was your idea. Get
Speaker 1: a pen and pad.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, elephants, the elephant trunk analogy and the
Speaker 2: dog bark analogy. And then I'll jump in with the
Speaker 2: added benefit of the fact that you don't have to
Speaker 2: mow trees.
Speaker 1: We're just writing this is terrible audio.
Speaker 2: Will edit it. I guess I'll do that. Why are
Speaker 2: you writing it word for word? Is elephant analogy as
Speaker 2: a dot point not enough for you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know about it. Who doesn't like puppies?
Speaker 2: What a disaster? Are you nervous or something like? I've
Speaker 2: just told you twice what you need to do, your
Speaker 2: elephant analogy and your fucking dog analogy. But I want
Speaker 2: to get it.
Speaker 1: Word for word.
Speaker 2: I could do it.
Speaker 1: I have studied theater. I thank you right at now
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna start it. So I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: the show off. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Do we have other options? For music. Sounds like a
Speaker 2: jazz bar. We're built.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that, sounds like some sort of song
Speaker 1: from Harry Styles.
Speaker 2: All right, oh you can picture the backyard.
Speaker 1: Puppies.
Speaker 2: Don't be a fat lud plant blow in the backyard
Speaker 2: like that's outing?
Speaker 1: God on, hold on, I got one. I got one
Speaker 1: more option.
Speaker 2: Okay, now the other one?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: All right, so you kick it off with your things?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: This is our commercial for trees? Here we go. Elephants
Speaker 1: have trunks. You know what else have trunks? Trees? Poppies
Speaker 1: have a cute little bark. You know what else has
Speaker 1: bark trees? Are you saying you don't like puppies?
Speaker 2: And what do you know? You don't even have to mow,
Speaker 2: just let it grow and blow? Plant one today?
Speaker 1: Don't now it ended? We got this, let's do it.
Speaker 2: I left too much space for mine, so close.
Speaker 1: Got this ready? Okay, you're in three and I went
Speaker 1: to don't wait time start again. I've started again. Elephants
Speaker 1: have trunks. You know what else have trunks? Trees? Puppies
Speaker 1: they love to bark. You know what else has bark? Trees?
Speaker 2: Are you telling me you.
Speaker 1: Don't like puppies?
Speaker 2: And what do you know you don't even have to mow,
Speaker 2: just let them grow and blow.
Speaker 1: Plant a tree today. Don't be a fat lad. Plant
Speaker 1: one in the backyard. Australian trees. Buy one now at
Speaker 1: your local flower power. I know what the fun there
Speaker 1: is not meant to be a brand attached.
Speaker 2: Why did you know it's meant to just be generating
Speaker 2: awareness for tree? Do I have to do this again?
Speaker 2: Why do you keep making up credit lines? This is
Speaker 2: an issue for you. Stick to the brief. Otherwise, that
Speaker 2: was perfect, That was great.
Speaker 1: Try one more good when we were in sync at
Speaker 1: the end. There that's all Katie Perry needed on Witness
Speaker 1: and she would do you do one more?
Speaker 2: I think that's enough.
Speaker 1: Can we do one more commercial?
Speaker 2: No? We just spent like, all right, go on, ad
Speaker 2: lib one. What are you going to? Okay, let's pick
Speaker 2: a random item Jenner for him to generate awareness around
Speaker 2: with no brand attached. What about just zucchinis? No, I'm
Speaker 2: not zucchinis. What about what about just hopscotch the benefits
Speaker 2: of doing hopscotch skipping ropes? Okay, okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: which one do we like out of those long skipping ropes,
Speaker 2: long skin being rope, the ones where it's more than
Speaker 2: one person, who's to go in the middle? Add for
Speaker 2: group skipping.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, okay, all right, here we go, tied
Speaker 6: of pilates over your tennis club.
Speaker 1: Want more friends than just your chest group? Have you
Speaker 1: thought of skipping? Gone to the days of tandem rope?
Speaker 1: You and your friendly old trope. Grab a powd to
Speaker 1: maybe fall. Don't worry if you fall on the floor.
Speaker 1: Skipping is fun. Maybe wear kneed pads. It is tall,
Speaker 1: even a little rats. It's skipping in a group, it's
Speaker 1: skipping in some pals Ozsie, skipping fun, free in the
Speaker 1: sun with you and me. That is a good ad.
Speaker 2: That was better than the tree one. Actually, why did
Speaker 2: you need my.
Speaker 4: Hero?
Speaker 1: I was writing at Word for work. You're going on?
Speaker 2: You should follow these idiots online. Search a couple of
Speaker 2: mitches you're listening to.
Speaker 1: Is it just love?
Speaker 2: God? That's gonna get stuck in my head all over again.
Speaker 2: I bet I get.
Speaker 1: How obnoxious we are? Is that really our podcast?
Speaker 2: You mustn't ever lose sight of how obnoxious we are?
Speaker 1: Mitchell so annoying? Why do people like that?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Whenever we do the is it just mes at
Speaker 2: the start of the show one each, Like I mentioned,
Speaker 2: we then move on to some sort of segment. It
Speaker 2: might be a game, it might be you know, a prank,
Speaker 2: something a little bit fun, just to finish the show off.
Speaker 2: And this particular segment, Talkback Tings, was voted the best
Speaker 2: segment that we do by our listeners in a group.
Speaker 2: And this particular talkback Tings the first one we ever
Speaker 2: did back in episode three. This was me trying to
Speaker 2: make you a little bit more relaxed because you were
Speaker 2: new to the podcast. You were still stuck in your
Speaker 2: ways as a radio host.
Speaker 1: I was in radio mode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I wanted you to learn from talkback radio
Speaker 2: here it is. Talkback radio really is just a world
Speaker 2: of its own, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I've got to be right wing all of a sudden. No, no,
Speaker 1: yell at women.
Speaker 2: Look, I listened to talk radio a lot because I
Speaker 2: like to know what else is going on. I like
Speaker 2: to get out of the FM bubble, unlike yourself.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no. I like Ben Fordham's program.
Speaker 1: But that's about it.
Speaker 2: That's We're going way more talk back than that today. Okay, really,
Speaker 2: because whenever I listen around. I like to bring little
Speaker 2: pieces of gold and show them to you. Okay, that's
Speaker 2: how this segment's going to. Well, I want you to
Speaker 2: take inspiration because this show that I heard, I heard
Speaker 2: the start of someone's show. I want you pretend you're him.
Speaker 2: I want you to jump in where you think, as
Speaker 2: an FM radio guy, it would be appropriate to turn
Speaker 2: the MIC's on and start talking.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, like in FM radio, what I do is
Speaker 1: I'll set something up. I'll play an open, I'll speak
Speaker 1: right on the post.
Speaker 2: As we call this is the show open, I said
Speaker 2: the start.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so where would.
Speaker 2: You think it would be appropriate to start talking? How
Speaker 2: to listen.
Speaker 7: Brent Voltitude in the afternoon phone now to have your
Speaker 7: sayeurteen twelve sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Hi, everyone, welcome to the program.
Speaker 2: Well there we go normal. That's where you go wrong.
Speaker 2: You're way too much of rush. You've got to let
Speaker 2: it breathe. I'm trying to help you here. You've got
Speaker 2: to be more like an A and radio guy because
Speaker 2: this guy turn it off. He's in absolutely no rush
Speaker 2: to start talking.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not.
Speaker 2: I want you to take a listen to just how
Speaker 2: long he left between the show opener and him starting to.
Speaker 7: Talk Brent Voltitude in the afternoon phone now to have
Speaker 7: your saying furteen twelve sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Well that's where I would have spoken.
Speaker 2: At a time.
Speaker 1: I'm surely it'll be late.
Speaker 3: Mat Wait taken.
Speaker 2: As you go to our Instagram to see your faith,
Speaker 2: you are horrified.
Speaker 1: Hi, everyone wrapping up high apple?
Speaker 5: What then, surely it's gonna be now?
Speaker 2: No, no, listen and take. I want you to be
Speaker 2: more like him dead.
Speaker 1: I can feel it.
Speaker 5: Surely it will be.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can hear it. I can hear it now.
Speaker 4: No, not yet, asleep, not yet.
Speaker 1: I'm visibly anxious.
Speaker 2: Give him time, the jazz flute when he's ready.
Speaker 1: This can't be real.
Speaker 2: I haven't edited.
Speaker 1: Here we go, okay, building, surely surely.
Speaker 2: Now we guys, what you'd think, wouldn't think?
Speaker 1: He's beauty, anful opportunity.
Speaker 2: You're joining for his time.
Speaker 1: He's al right.
Speaker 2: He could have fallen.
Speaker 1: Now now surely now this do you have to get
Speaker 1: this because it's real.
Speaker 2: I haven't edited it.
Speaker 3: Kill me.
Speaker 2: I think that that was a perfect example of how
Speaker 2: to just take a step back and not be so rushed.
Speaker 1: Now I had for mine a heart attacks in that
Speaker 1: pulmonary emblyism.
Speaker 2: You've got to try and break the habit of being
Speaker 2: a radio guy on that podcast.
Speaker 1: Now I have to say, truthfully, that gives me anxiety.
Speaker 1: I've been trained to imagine not having anxiety already.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, not funny. Hey, if anyone was curious, he
Speaker 2: left that opener for two minutes and thirty five seconds.
Speaker 1: That's how long I meant to talk for. He starts
Speaker 1: set up, take calls and go into the ads. What
Speaker 1: was he doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's none of your business. It's none
Speaker 2: of anyone's business. It doesn't matter. It's it's a m radio.
Speaker 2: It's no one's in a rush.
Speaker 1: I can't handle that. Maybe he's not all.
Speaker 2: There, although given his demo, imagine how many people passed
Speaker 2: during that time. But now I'm serious. I think we
Speaker 2: need to seriously coach you and how to be more
Speaker 2: relaxed unless uptight radio guy on this podcast. I want
Speaker 2: you to play our open and see how long you
Speaker 2: can go without talking.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that makes me feel sick.
Speaker 2: Mitchell. Either you're committed to this or you're not.
Speaker 1: Okay, I get it, So I'll show open it and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just let it go for as long as
Speaker 1: I can comfortably do it. Okay, I can feel my
Speaker 1: prostate itching. What's an old person thing? I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: me a glass of milk? All right, I'll take my coltrait.
Speaker 2: And that was nothing.
Speaker 1: That was nothing physically.
Speaker 2: How long is the audio file that our opening?
Speaker 1: It goes for eight more minutes?
Speaker 2: You had so much time up your sleep eight minutes. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's not possible. I think it is.
Speaker 1: I could not have done that.
Speaker 2: It's the podcast who writes the rule book?
Speaker 1: Well, no one, but who finds out entertaining.
Speaker 2: I think it's quite relaxing.
Speaker 1: You think it's relaxing. Yeah, this ridiculous e DM beat
Speaker 1: sounds like it's from my under eighteen's party. Going a
Speaker 1: hook up with me? Did you bring gatorade? My dad
Speaker 1: gave me a cigarette? Actually my stepdad. Sorry, don't mean anyway. God, see,
Speaker 1: I have to talk.
Speaker 2: The worst thing that everyone fears in radio is dead air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just this ready, How.
Speaker 2: Long can you go with dead air? This show? Ready?
Speaker 2: I turn it off.
Speaker 1: Now? I can't. I can't. I cannot do that long?
Speaker 2: God, look at him.
Speaker 1: Jennery is a free The backup, the backup, track kicks
Speaker 1: in after third.
Speaker 2: There's no backup track here. I'm telling you you've got
Speaker 2: to You've got to kick these habits. Try again.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: Hm hm.
Speaker 1: I can see Jenner's nails growing. Oh the P two.
Speaker 2: Is thinking, well, it's no longer dead air because you
Speaker 2: keep interrupted.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see I have to I have to do it.
Speaker 1: We'll cut that. You know what's funny. I go out
Speaker 1: to cafes that's not the story, and I'll hear them
Speaker 1: play Spotify and on Spotify song ends. You know, a
Speaker 1: song will play naturally and and the next one will
Speaker 1: start to me. I freak out. I'm like, is that
Speaker 1: kiss on it to repair?
Speaker 2: Actually? I do that too sometimes when I hear really
Speaker 2: shit egg because if you just play a song like
Speaker 2: back to back on Apple Music, Spotify, whatever, it leaves
Speaker 2: the silence between them, and I sit in there going, oh,
Speaker 2: that's that would be turmoil in our workplace. So I'm
Speaker 2: with you on that. But I just think we've got
Speaker 2: our work cut out for its, don't we. Genner, you
Speaker 2: trying to get him into a podcast? Guy?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're doing no work?
Speaker 2: We'll come up with something to do next week, won't
Speaker 2: we Well, I think it's.
Speaker 1: Mine tend to come up with something because you guys
Speaker 1: have just put it on me every single week.
Speaker 2: Well, that's true. Actually, the only person that can help
Speaker 2: you is yourself when it comes to trying to change.
Speaker 2: You're just not good?
Speaker 1: What the fuck yet?
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: I love that. That's a beautiful note to end on.
Speaker 2: Let's go, don't forget to follow a couple of miniches
Speaker 2: and leave us a very good review on the iTunes store.
Speaker 1: Please do You're just not good? That's very off.
Speaker 2: Get over it.
Speaker 1: It's fine, You're just not good. That cuts to my core. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever happen to the genuine question from the two of you?
Speaker 1: And I want to ask, honestly, have you heard my
Speaker 1: show I Do at Night?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you think of it?
Speaker 2: Sad? One? Put it? It's bad?
Speaker 1: Oh? Please? You're in bed with a cup of bloody
Speaker 1: Holocks by eight Halicks. It's like a It puts you
Speaker 1: to slip. It's like a malt drink.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a slur. Oh, I've heard that whole licks.
Speaker 2: Jesus grant you're listening.
Speaker 1: To is it just me? A podcast by a couple
Speaker 1: of midges.
Speaker 2: Here we go. We're listening to our best Bitsman season one.
Speaker 1: Oh this next one is I think my personal favorite,
Speaker 1: because even when we think we're done with the show
Speaker 1: and our best content is finished, we've got it out
Speaker 1: of the way, the best stuff comes from when we're
Speaker 1: wrapping and finishing up for the day.
Speaker 2: This next thing that we're about to play you that
Speaker 2: came in as one of the highest voted things as
Speaker 2: our best Bitsman season one. It wasn't even a bit
Speaker 2: that we planned. It was literally just me calling you
Speaker 2: out for not being able to pronounce something properly. So
Speaker 2: we're about to finish the show and then this happened.
Speaker 2: Take a listen.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're in bed and you can hear
Speaker 1: a mosquito up near your blions, but you can't do
Speaker 1: anything to get rid of it.
Speaker 2: What did you just say, b lions bis?
Speaker 1: Do you think they've lions bliand's keep the sun out
Speaker 1: in your bedroom.
Speaker 2: It's one fyllable blind. You're like blands blind bliands. No,
Speaker 2: there's only one fillable blind.
Speaker 1: I'm doing one syllable blians.
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 1: You know what? This is actually a problem because I
Speaker 1: used to work on a show called The Thinker Girls,
Speaker 1: and we used to give away vibrators for gifts, vibrators, vibrators.
Speaker 2: It's not buy your it's not like going via the
Speaker 2: vibrate vibrators? What's wrong with you? If they wrong? And
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, that's awfully cary and oh no, I
Speaker 2: really don't miyand.
Speaker 1: Sir, i'm your surgeon. You've broken your spy and my
Speaker 1: what your spy? And has snapped in two?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I had a really hard day at work today,
Speaker 2: but I suppose it could be worth I could be
Speaker 2: out working in a.
Speaker 1: Maion, the blind leading the blind. Let's go, I parked illegally.
Speaker 2: I hope I don't get a bug in there?
Speaker 1: We go, Oh, it's good to listen.
Speaker 2: Back it is? And so that was from episode eleven
Speaker 2: as well, the Lions thing, the same episode of the
Speaker 2: Australian Trees, the thing that we played first. So apparently
Speaker 2: episode eleven was an iconic episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think maybe that's how you know? The
Speaker 1: episode impact of the Rafters? When is it? Zoe dies?
Speaker 2: The girlfriend mel is her name mel?
Speaker 1: In that car crash? Who's Sheridan's crying about a girl?
Speaker 1: Which really is his best acting every Maybe episode eleven
Speaker 1: is our mel car crash episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perhaps you really do have packed to the rafters
Speaker 2: front of mine, an't you. I do you compared us
Speaker 2: to them twice so far in.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Or it's like that episode of
Speaker 1: Big Brother when the guy comes out holding the sign
Speaker 1: of freel Merlin.
Speaker 2: That was the best bit of Big Brother ever it was.
Speaker 1: So episode eleven is our best bits. But that does
Speaker 1: wrap up season one.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would like to think that it was very
Speaker 2: difficult for our listeners to narrow down the best bits.
Speaker 2: But rest assured there's a lot of other things from
Speaker 2: season one that you can go back and listen to
Speaker 2: if you haven't heard the shows before. Thirty five episodes
Speaker 2: worth of binging yep, mind you. And of course we've
Speaker 2: got plenty of fun things planned for season two already,
Speaker 2: so make sure you subscribe or follow on Spotify so
Speaker 2: you don't miss all that shit once we're back in action.
Speaker 1: I really wish you could see what we have planned
Speaker 1: for season two because it's huge. There's a lot going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think it's gonna be our best season yet.
Speaker 2: Well, like we said, in many cases, it is season
Speaker 2: three absolute dogshit, always the.
Speaker 1: Worst, there's terrible character arc, someone ends up sleeping with
Speaker 1: someone else. So it's you know, I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll be like Lauren order S for You, where
Speaker 2: it just keeps going for years and decades and it's
Speaker 2: just still good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or is it really still good? I mean, how
Speaker 1: many times can someone rape somebody? I'm over it? Can't they?
Speaker 2: I think everyone's over rape until know what I mean?
Speaker 1: The storyline is always the same. It's always a teacher
Speaker 1: or someone from the Docklands or something like that. You know,
Speaker 1: we can't be doing Jenner's junk in ten years time.
Speaker 2: You never know. I haven't seen any of the newer
Speaker 2: episodes of S for You. I got up to like
Speaker 2: season twelve. They're up to like twenty five now.
Speaker 1: I was watching the other day and they were like
Speaker 1: the pedophile found her on Snapchat. I'm like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: catching up. That's very twenty twenty. I'm keeping up, mider
Speaker 1: And so what could they do.
Speaker 2: Now if they were still on like if like like today,
Speaker 2: S me You're going to touch coronavirus because that's filmed
Speaker 2: in New York.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I think Marishka Hagerty Mariska will
Speaker 1: have to track down people from her home. That'd be
Speaker 1: a great series.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, cyber stalking. Oh, that'd be rabid. That's just
Speaker 2: me on a bloody first.
Speaker 1: I hate all that cyber stalking ship. I'm over it.
Speaker 1: What's some good old fashioned murder and you know violence.
Speaker 1: They're the best episodes.
Speaker 2: I think that's every episode, isn't it. You sexual it's
Speaker 2: just special victims units, so it's usually anything related to children,
Speaker 2: sex crimes. It's really it, actually really really fucked things,
Speaker 2: like someone who was just like thrown in a petrol tank.
Speaker 2: Like it's just basically SB. It was the most fucked
Speaker 2: of all the law and orders and the characters.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I was watching the other day, no joke, and Robin
Speaker 1: Williams was the bad guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've seen that episode two.
Speaker 1: They have had so many celebrity guests.
Speaker 2: Have you not seen the episode with Hillary? Nothing in
Speaker 2: it so good?
Speaker 1: What does she do? Cut her bangs too short.
Speaker 2: And buries her own child alive? Something like that.
Speaker 1: But let's do the pitch meeting. Hillary. It's so good
Speaker 1: to finally have you in. We're so glad you're going
Speaker 1: to be a part of this for you.
Speaker 2: So your management have told us that you'd like to
Speaker 2: shed that good girl image that you acquired from Lizzie McGuire.
Speaker 2: How would you feel about burying your first born in
Speaker 2: a shallow grave in the New York City CBD?
Speaker 1: Hillary, We loved how you buried your good girl vibe,
Speaker 1: so we're thinking, why don't you bury an infant? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm in for it. I'm so for it.
Speaker 2: They also had who's that chick from The OC?
Speaker 1: It's really watched it? Oh god, I would have no idea.
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'll think of it.
Speaker 1: The OC, The OC. Let me find out.
Speaker 2: Oh what's her name?
Speaker 1: Mister Button?
Speaker 2: Mischa Barton. But she was an absolute dog of a
Speaker 2: thing in that show as well. Order they brought her
Speaker 2: out of her own shallow grave and was like, hey,
Speaker 2: can you guess sirn this?
Speaker 1: I remember when Sarah Michelle Geller was on It's that
Speaker 1: Buffy No, the Vampire Slayer?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: She also played the sexy one from Scooby Doo, not Velma.
Speaker 1: Who's the hot one?
Speaker 2: Daphanie?
Speaker 1: Daphnie. There's not enough Daphanie's around In twenty twenty y
Speaker 1: there aren't Daphnie.
Speaker 2: This is literally meant to be showcasing our best bits. Well,
Speaker 2: if you here, this is exactly what we do. We
Speaker 2: just get stuck and bogged down on random topics and
Speaker 2: we don't know how to shut up.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. We go down tangents anyway. Like, if
Speaker 1: there's any note we need to take for season two,
Speaker 1: it's just to shut up a little sooner.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe.
Speaker 1: Anyway, If that enticed you to listen to more, there's
Speaker 1: plenty of episodes of This Is Just Me available for
Speaker 1: you to go and stream thirty five In fact, go
Speaker 1: and have a listen, and there's plenty more to come
Speaker 1: when we return a season two.
Speaker 2: We can't wait. Chat to your seeing guys. Bye bye
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