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Speaker 1: It's a Christian Acors show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's just get into it now and then well,

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Speaker 2: whatever this show will be will be.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't here yesterday. I had concussion. Jack. Would you

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Speaker 3: describe what you're looking at right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got the classic white bandage over the nose

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Speaker 4: that says to everybody, I've got a broken nose. How

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Speaker 4: you feel It's not?

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Speaker 2: Actually, I don't think it's broken. It's just got a

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Speaker 2: very severe whack. There's a very deep cut under this plaster.

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Speaker 2: And I've got a photo shoot tomorrow for the front

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Speaker 2: cover of a book. And the thing about front cover

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Speaker 2: as a book is it's just the head, right, And

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Speaker 2: would you buy a book from my guy who had

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Speaker 2: mashed up not been in a fight, or it looks

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Speaker 2: like a boxing book the rocky story That isn't the

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Speaker 2: story I've written. I now I need to rewrite the

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Speaker 2: book in the next two weeks.

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Speaker 3: It's got a better front cover.

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Speaker 4: So what did the book publishers say?

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Speaker 3: I haven't told them what. I haven't told them. They

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, no, it's probably Yeah, what do you

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Speaker 4: expect to happen overnight?

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Speaker 3: You know you know, put some vaseline on post bokes.

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Speaker 2: Which doctor or this is my wife keeps saying it.

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Speaker 2: I think I should it. This is still quite swollen.

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Speaker 4: It's swollen and it's black.

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Speaker 2: I came here in today for support. Let me just

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Speaker 2: go back to wipe. And so Monday night, Pats. You

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Speaker 2: know what it's like if you ever have to sort

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Speaker 2: of drop your child off round at their best friend's house.

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Speaker 2: They don't want you. The kids don't want you to

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Speaker 2: come in. They're always like, just dropped me off. I went,

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Speaker 2: it's a bit rude, you know. They said to sing

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Speaker 2: night pop in, you know, day off tomorrow, public holiday,

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Speaker 2: and we were like, okay. We go in and they've

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Speaker 3: And my wife loves swimming.

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Speaker 2: So about an hour later, Sarah's in the pool and

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Speaker 2: I don't know this house very well, which sets up

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Speaker 2: and I thought, I just run out to see what

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Speaker 2: all the noises As I'm running towards what I think

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Speaker 2: is the light, you know, like in those Avenger movies

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Speaker 2: when they hit a force field and they get blown

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Speaker 2: off their feet. The next thing, I'm on the floor

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Speaker 2: and people are like, oh my god, dad, what have

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Speaker 2: you done? And there's blood pouring non stop my nose

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Speaker 2: and you know that thing where people actually see stars

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Speaker 2: like the cartoons, you know, they get the doink and

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Speaker 2: then the tweezy birds. I'm now staggering down a hallway

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Speaker 2: I don't know because I don't know where the toilet is.

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Speaker 2: I just want to try and get some tissues because

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Speaker 3: The kids, everyone just seems like, is he mucking around?

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Speaker 3: Is he doing some.

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Speaker 4: Stick radio skit?

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Speaker 3: Why is it?

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Speaker 4: Comedy guy? What's he doing here?

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Speaker 2: My sixteen year old, whose best mate's house we around

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Speaker 2: at Ruby, was sort of going at this, Can you

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Speaker 2: just stop the fuss? I'm like, oh, say, you won't stop?

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Speaker 2: Leading a photo shoot Friday front cover of the butt

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Speaker 2: as I'm trying to sort of find if you've ever

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Speaker 2: had concussion? Right, get this horrible sick feeling straight away

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Speaker 3: I'm like this going down this strange.

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Speaker 2: So it's what I think is a bathroom turns out.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't I knock over an open bottle of wine.

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Speaker 2: They must have had a cut glass of wine.

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Speaker 3: It goes flying over a white rock. This scene couldn't

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Speaker 4: Mixed in with your blood?

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Speaker 3: Why would you have red wine? White ruck?

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Speaker 5: Is?

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Speaker 3: I kept saying it out later and then they go

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Speaker 6: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: You're not the first person who's run into that reinforced

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Speaker 2: glass security door, Like, if it's happened.

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Speaker 3: Once, put a sign on it. They're lucky I'm not

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Speaker 3: seeing them. And so in the evening I wasn't really

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Speaker 3: getting anympathy. People just thought I was I was exaggerating.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't till the next morning when I couldn't stand

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Speaker 3: I couldn't even look at the light when my wife went,

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Speaker 3: oh you ready, did bang your head and went, I

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Speaker 3: told you this the blood cut.

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Speaker 2: Not being able to stand up, it's, oh, your poor thing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Do I need to count the photo shoot? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Definitely you can't unless we can get a stand in,

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Speaker 7: like a look alike.

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Speaker 2: That's probably a better idea anyway for those posters that

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Speaker 2: we have for the radio show as well.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, back your work today.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I need you to ether really like whacked your head.

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Speaker 4: I've had a broken nose before. Yeah, when I was

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Speaker 4: I got a little bit of bump on my nose.

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Speaker 3: It's a little bit of the old cartilage is mangled here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was when I was ten years old. I

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Speaker 4: broke my nose playing basketball, one of three times in

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Speaker 4: my childhood where my dad was looking after me and

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Speaker 4: he said, that'll be right. And somebody somebody's dad was

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Speaker 2: He won't be all right, should be right now, actually medicine.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise I did someone else.

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Speaker 4: Someone elbowed me, coming in full speed towards each other

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Speaker 4: and I got concussed. And at my only junior football

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Speaker 3: Old man looking after you, Dad.

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Speaker 4: Said she'll be right. Somebody said I'm a doctor. He's got.

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Speaker 2: We're getting the picture now that just turned your shoulder

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Speaker 2: from your dad was an actual full train doctor. Twenty

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Speaker 2: four to seven is stilled by your mum, employed by

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Speaker 2: my mum.

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Speaker 7: I did just recently. I slipped in the bathroom. There

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Speaker 7: was water on the floor with my slippers, and as

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Speaker 7: I came down, I hit like the right side of

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Speaker 7: like an idiot. It really hurt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this horrible kind of immediate sort of sick

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Speaker 3: Did you guys get any sympathy? I've had an arm

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Speaker 3: the love of God laughed. Do you know what yesterday?

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Speaker 2: My wife was like this, she was she felt sorry

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Speaker 2: twenty three years of being married, and this one she

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Speaker 2: get over that twenty year mark. Right, You just got

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Speaker 2: all lower your expectations of what you're prepared to accept

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Speaker 2: from somebody. My wife goes to me, do you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm going to do? Bless your dad going into

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Speaker 2: work tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: He's not right. I'm going to make you something.

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Speaker 2: A lot of surprised that during the show you open

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Speaker 2: up your backpack and I've made that in it to

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Speaker 3: Up from the fridge. They thinking, I wonder what this

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Speaker 3: would because I went to bed. If you're preparing this thing,

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Speaker 2: That's nice, it's really really nice.

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Speaker 3: It's just I'm going to show you. Just be honest.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I was expecting, like a fresh

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Speaker 2: I saw that, I just felt like crying and go

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Speaker 2: fair male, I mean, look at it all.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's made with love.

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Speaker 7: That's the difficult.

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Speaker 2: I feel bad moaning, but I can say this now

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Speaker 2: because my friends listen this morning.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you just want to get back into bed. I

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Speaker 2: I've got a terrible headache, so I feel sick with concussion.

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Speaker 2: I meant to see a grated cheese sandwich and go,

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Speaker 2: do you know what?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: Now, this will take me through the nine o'clocks. Actually

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Speaker 4: looks like something needs to come out of one of

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Speaker 2: Actually, my Georgie goes back to school today. I just

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Speaker 2: picked up her lunch today. She's got this amazing feast.

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Speaker 2: Come on into all the mums and dads dealing with

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Speaker 2: the chaos this morning of the kids going back to

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Speaker 2: had the chaos yesterday evening, opening up that dreaded schoolwork

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Speaker 2: all of it. Again, was it chaos run at yours yesterday, Patsy.

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Speaker 7: No, we've been very organized, you know me. But one

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Speaker 7: I can never do it properly. I always get like

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Speaker 4: With that contact? Why were we so afraid that the

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Speaker 2: But you're right, I'm terrible that. It's like I always

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Speaker 2: give the kids to do. You know, when you someone

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Speaker 2: have got to put that protective screen on your iPhone,

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Speaker 2: I won't back getting any air bubble and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Color of emails that have come in then early to

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Speaker 2: the party late on this morning, we're talking about have

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Speaker 2: you seen stars.

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Speaker 3: And tweety birds?

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Speaker 2: After I was not here yesterday after hitting a glass

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Speaker 2: door and getting concussion. Monty Christian Greetings from Wa. Hope

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Speaker 2: you feeling better day.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Marie.

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Speaker 2: I was walking one day and tripped on one of

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Speaker 2: those cement paver blocks. It was on a steep downhill.

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Speaker 2: As it was falling, I was saying to myself, don't

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Speaker 2: be stupid, You're not falling, and for some silly reason,

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Speaker 2: I pulled my arms back, leaving nothing to break my fall.

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Speaker 3: Marie.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to interrupt this moment we're in here,

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Speaker 2: but why did you do that? I mean, look, I'm

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Speaker 2: a guy who ran into a flipping glass door and

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Speaker 2: bounced off it. Okay, so I don't really have a

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Speaker 2: legs to stand on. I fell to the ground and

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Speaker 2: obviously nothing to break my fall. My face broke my fall,

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Speaker 2: my sunglasses smashed into my eye socket, everything went black,

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Speaker 2: and I saw stars and tweetybirds. I've had a look

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Speaker 2: online and got these classic sound effects from the old

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Speaker 2: Walt Disney cartoons and the one's when they used to

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Speaker 2: have to stand on a rake, hit with a board, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and take the shape of the ironing board or an

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Speaker 2: Whatever, it's just a coffee, a tea, you the sign

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Speaker 4: Weak box week BIX is not just for children.

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Speaker 2: To sell it to people like you. Hey, look these

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Speaker 3: You can too. So how many week books will you have?

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Speaker 3: What's a compot? Hotels never brave me up to go?

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Speaker 2: It's got Bircher music, but it's not as music as

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Speaker 2: Right yeah, all right, give us a cool now rate

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Speaker 3: Are you an adult and having wheatbix?

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Speaker 9: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Good Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast had no idea Jack Boast was still rocking wheat

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Speaker 4: It's not just for children.

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Speaker 10: Dave, good morning, Good morning, Christian, Check and Patty, how

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good. Good Welcome to the show. So Dave,

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Speaker 10: You have play weight pix honey and cold milk?

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Speaker 2: See, if I was going to have wheatbix, right, you've

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Speaker 3: What do you have postman?

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Speaker 4: No, I go just raw, just the taste of week bix.

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Speaker 2: Like cardboard, like mulch stuff, cardboard, eating all that six

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Speaker 3: And Dave, how long honey? Yeah? And Dave? How long

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 10: Probably as far as I remember when I was very young,

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: You tell you what, move over Australian Cricket team stick

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Speaker 2: a man Dave on the front covenos if the long.

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Speaker 3: Life because that week bits with honey in the morning.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm still fitting, healthy thing. You get a healthy breakfast,

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Speaker 10: I get milk, I get some money for the all

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Speaker 3: Yeah all that goodness all right, day, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: You cool. Have a good day and.

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Speaker 10: A good day to everyone there too.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's what you get with the week Bit's caller polite.

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Speaker 2: You know, wheat bix and chill. No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: He Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying we don't conduct high end research on

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Speaker 2: the show, but just ask Jack to actually google what

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Speaker 2: exactly is Bircher Musley, because at some point in the

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Speaker 3: What is Bircher Musley?

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Speaker 4: Developed in the nineteen nineties. Bircher Musley was first introduced

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Speaker 2: MA name Maximilian Burcher, Swiss Physician's that right?

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Speaker 3: That's right, Max Bercher.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. His idea was to provide a nutritious breakfast that

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Speaker 3: So what some might go, My wife's left me, she's

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Speaker 2: No, this is my Bircher music named after me Maximilian Bircher.

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Speaker 3: Oh, certainly, I feel I hated that old dragon.

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Speaker 7: It's easily with juice and yo getting it and fruit

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're getting overly excited about music this morning. I

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Speaker 2: No one can say they enjoy music, whether it's music

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Speaker 3: I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: Something tried, mulch. I'm telling you what pats if I was. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's much difference between them other than

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Speaker 2: isn't it. That's why Jackie boys having six week books

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Speaker 2: thought we'd just be tons of coolers talking about coffee.

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Speaker 2: But because I've taken issue, I'm surprised that jack has

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Speaker 3: But turns out a lot of you are starting to

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Speaker 4: Talking about cost effective. A big box awak bigs always

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Speaker 2: See you're having a you're starting the day well and

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Speaker 11: Christian't like a tough boy, jack. I'm a week big yeah,

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Speaker 11: I'll have eight week week.

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Speaker 2: Each day and a weekend A little bit of week

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Speaker 11: I'll sprinkle a bit of sugar on there and make

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Speaker 11: sure I get the milk to week pix ratio right.

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Speaker 11: If it's too wet, I have to add another week

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Speaker 4: You have to soak it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're quite right. That ratio is important, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: You want it moist without being water logged.

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Speaker 11: Is that word moist?

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Speaker 11: I value my sleep too much, so Hi, I'll get up,

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Speaker 11: I'll put my clothes on, I go to work.

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Speaker 4: So skipping breakfast. So over the week, I'm probably having

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Speaker 11: You would Pulley would be more than me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he feels better now, all right, Danny Boy

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Speaker 2: enjoyed that week mix of the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for carning.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, bye bye.

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Speaker 2: Now we've got another Jack on the line now, Good morning,

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Speaker 2: Jack on the line.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 12: I'm surprised you're surprised about this every morning for me?

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Speaker 3: How many you having?

447
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Speaker 6: Well?

448
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Speaker 11: But I have.

449
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Speaker 12: I'm like you, Jack. I love my wee bigs, but

450
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Speaker 12: I haven't been different. I like him super super soggy.

451
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Speaker 12: So I perfected the art of putting in the micway

452
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Speaker 12: for a perfan amount of times. When I come out,

453
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Speaker 12: they're perfect to mash up. Add my banana and honey,

454
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Speaker 12: and that's my breakfast every morning.

455
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Speaker 2: That sounds nice because during the winter when I was

456
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Speaker 2: a kid, I would warm on the oven top the

457
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Speaker 2: milk cup of bits. It's nice and warm the milk,

458
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Speaker 2: and it makes it melts that wheat bits a lot quicker.

459
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Speaker 3: It's sort of dissolved.

460
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Speaker 4: You put the wheetbigs on the stovetop.

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah, with the wool milk. Oh yeah, I can suit

462
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Speaker 3: Jack and Jack Winds.

463
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Speaker 1: Who's talking now? The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

464
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Speaker 2: Sorry, I could be with you yesterday morning. I tell

465
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Speaker 2: you more about it in twenty minutes time. I've had concussion.

466
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,840
Speaker 2: Back in today, I ran into a glass door. B

467
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Speaker 2: That is exactly what happened before that. Back to school today,

468
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Speaker 2: six year old daughter Ruby back to school today. I

469
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Speaker 2: know a lot of kids are back to school today.

470
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Speaker 2: Your daughter back to.

471
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Speaker 7: Morrow, Pats to morrow forwards.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yesterday. The big drama was can't find the school shoes?

473
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Speaker 2: Is at eight o'clock in the evening, Like, not my concern.

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Speaker 4: Not my concern, Well it is you have one of

475
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Speaker 4: the parents.

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Speaker 2: No, you're sixteen years of age. You've got to find

477
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Speaker 2: your own school shoes.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

479
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Speaker 2: Then they found the school shoes, right, and they look

480
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Speaker 2: a mess. Then she tries on the school shoes and

481
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Speaker 2: go oh. She looks at me and I'm like, I

482
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Speaker 2: can't really understand what's said. We can't get you a

483
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Speaker 2: new pair right now. It's eight o'clock in the evening.

484
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Speaker 2: All right, you've had weeks to dry school shoes. You're

485
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Speaker 2: wearing these for the next two days. But they're really uncomfortable.

486
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Speaker 2: I've grown in the last six weeks.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you have.

488
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Speaker 2: It's eight o'clock in the evening. Where are we going

489
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Speaker 2: to get a new school shoes.

490
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Speaker 4: But that school uniform shop should stay open the night

491
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Speaker 4: before school starts again. They would do a roaring.

492
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Speaker 3: Prices have less stress.

493
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Speaker 2: What's the opposite of a happy hour? Well, all prices

494
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Speaker 2: of douborder triple the night.

495
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Speaker 4: And you know why, It's because you didn't think ahead.

496
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't think ahead.

497
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Speaker 2: And in any relationship, there's always like areas that you're

498
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Speaker 2: just assigned that you never really know until something's gone

499
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Speaker 2: wrong on your watch, that you didn't even know it

500
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Speaker 2: was your watch. For some reason, in our marriage, it's

501
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Speaker 2: always been me to supervise buying new school shoes, right

502
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Speaker 2: and so straight my wife went to me, you should

503
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Speaker 2: have known about this.

504
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Speaker 3: Why is it?

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Speaker 2: She's sixteen years of age, she's talking about geting a

506
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Speaker 2: university couple years time. She kind of even sorrow shoes out.

507
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Speaker 2: We've let us, we've let down.

508
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Speaker 3: Why is this?

509
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Speaker 2: She's not nine anymore, she's sixteen weeks time, she's having

510
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Speaker 2: driving lessons.

511
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Speaker 3: She can even put shoes on, right, God help us.

512
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Speaker 2: So yeah, and then there's something about a certain level

513
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Speaker 2: of anger that kicks in with Dad's right, but you

514
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Speaker 2: get dad mad after one. Now, if I see those

515
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Speaker 2: school shoes scuffed or anything like that. You know, the

516
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Speaker 2: whole thing and pick your feet up, don't scuff them

517
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Speaker 2: and stuff like that. Honestly, all shoes now it's a

518
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Speaker 2: big rig role getting your kids school shoes because we

519
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Speaker 2: just had a school shoe.

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Speaker 3: That was it.

521
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Speaker 4: There was no choice, No, there was what you do

522
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Speaker 4: all the choice the star shoe.

523
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Speaker 2: Yeah right, And I don't remember being having my feet measured.

524
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Speaker 2: Now they get like these three D four K hologram

525
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Speaker 2: that scans their feet and then the people sort of

526
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Speaker 2: bring them a variety about twenty different types of songs

527
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Speaker 2: and shoes and ask some questions.

528
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Speaker 3: I was never asked like a think these are right

529
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Speaker 3: in the back. You need a bit more room at

530
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Speaker 3: the toe. We were just given shoes a go, but

531
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Speaker 3: my feet are bleeding every day.

532
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Speaker 4: Well, every kid's got the same shoes, so.

533
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Speaker 3: They're wearing about midway through the school year. You get

534
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Speaker 3: a little bit of give in them.

535
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Speaker 4: Did you get the Polish as well? We never used

536
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Speaker 4: the poly every year by the.

537
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Speaker 3: Potector the Polish.

538
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Speaker 2: And so nowadays or the other big thing is loading

539
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Speaker 2: up that backpack they have which you could pay about

540
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Speaker 2: four parachutes in it's shoes now they've aolu been like books.

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Speaker 3: You see these kids now walking down the.

542
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Speaker 2: Street bent forward like little ninja turtles with about a

543
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Speaker 2: library on their back.

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Speaker 3: Like sirs, yes, already must struggle with this, she does.

545
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Speaker 7: You know what we've done. We've got her little carry

546
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Speaker 7: on suitcase from holidays on the wheels and all the

547
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Speaker 7: books for this year going that. So she'll have the

548
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Speaker 7: backpack on the back and the suitcase because she can't

549
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Speaker 7: carry all of it.

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Speaker 3: She like a visiting professor.

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Speaker 7: She looks like a traveling salesman.

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Speaker 3: So she's got one of those carry cases like you

553
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Speaker 3: see at the airport.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's a brilliant idea because they can just

555
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Speaker 7: wheel it into the into the classroom.

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Speaker 3: Has she tried this before?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we did it last year as well, because I.

558
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Speaker 2: Was talking to our kids about the Patsy. You know

559
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Speaker 2: her daughter has this carry case and Ruby went, your mom.

560
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Speaker 3: Made me do that. And I stopped after two weeks

561
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Speaker 3: because of the ridicule. All it was like, you've got

562
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Speaker 3: a flight to catch sprites.

563
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Speaker 4: It does seem kind of push for a kid.

564
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Speaker 3: Daddy was so had about my spinal contortions.

565
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Speaker 2: I've got this wheelie case to put it in the

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Speaker 2: overhead locker, please, teacher.

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Speaker 7: Well, she can't go on the bus tomorrow. Chris has

568
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Speaker 7: got a driver because.

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Speaker 2: Few all things with all her books, and he's telling

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Speaker 2: my mind.

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Speaker 4: They won't let her on the bus with the rolly suitcase.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, Well she can't put it in the

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Speaker 7: overhead locker on the bus.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it is like some guy ramming in that case,

575
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Speaker 2: trying to slam it in. So what every day now

576
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Speaker 2: he's got she got to go bite with the stuff.

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Speaker 7: Just tomorrow to get everything to school. And then I

578
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Speaker 7: forget this.

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Speaker 2: I've got a picture they studying their staughters, like making

580
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Speaker 2: past pictures of you and the old potato printing.

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Speaker 3: All those books.

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Speaker 7: I've got to pick her up tomorrow because she said,

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Speaker 7: I just don't want to take the case on the bus. Month.

584
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Speaker 3: I told you she doesn't want to be doing it.

585
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Speaker 2: This this stinks and one of those things there have

586
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Speaker 2: been a therapy session till now. My parents made me

587
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Speaker 2: put alonger carry case with my periodicals in.

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Speaker 4: You can never stand out in school the rules being

589
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Speaker 4: in prison, you just.

590
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Speaker 3: Want to walk the line.

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Speaker 1: And then Christian O'Connell show podcast.

592
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Speaker 2: So with the kids starting to go back to school

593
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Speaker 2: today and tomorrow? What did your mum and dad make

594
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Speaker 2: you do?

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Speaker 9: So?

596
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Speaker 3: Patsy to how at out with these all these volumes of.

597
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Speaker 2: These books that they have to carry now has got

598
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Speaker 2: the classic What is the name for that pull along case?

599
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 4: Rolling luggage?

600
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Speaker 3: Rolling a case?

601
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Speaker 7: Pull along case?

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Speaker 4: Really case carry on rolling thingy?

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Speaker 3: What is what? There must be just a word for

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Speaker 3: that type of suitcase.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows that it's just the one you go, yeah,

606
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Speaker 4: when you go carry on and it can roll behind

607
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Speaker 4: you at the airport.

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Speaker 3: So looking on, you're already going to school tomorrow with that? Yeah? Right,

609
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Speaker 3: what did your mom and dad make you do?

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Speaker 2: I remember that? Actually wasn't my dad, says my mum.

611
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Speaker 2: For some reason, I just think to think about it now.

612
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 2: My mom always used to insist that every day I

613
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Speaker 2: went to school, I would take a spoon in the

614
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Speaker 2: school bag, just in case.

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Speaker 4: In case what I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know, I fact, I'm going to text you in a minute,

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Speaker 2: going it shouldn't just dawn to me as I approached

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Speaker 2: forty eight?

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Speaker 3: What was the spoon for?

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Speaker 4: Did she give you any kind of moose or pudding

621
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Speaker 4: or no?

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Speaker 2: We had school school dinners there, No, I got no

623
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Speaker 2: idea why I had the spoon in there just in case,

624
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Speaker 2: But I do remember my mum had also always had

625
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Speaker 2: a spare spoon on her And then once we got

626
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Speaker 2: locked out, she goes, oh, don't worry, I'm ready for this,

627
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Speaker 2: and got her spare spoon out and trying to get

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Speaker 2: in the house using a spoon as a crowbat.

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Speaker 4: It didn't work, used to open the door.

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Speaker 3: So what did your mom and dad make you do

631
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Speaker 3: when you're at school, Jackie boy?

632
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Speaker 4: My dad on the one time that he had to

633
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Speaker 4: get us ready for school, it was always mum's job. Yeah,

634
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Speaker 4: one time he had to get us ready for school,

635
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Speaker 4: he dressed me in, bought in a T shirt and

636
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 4: sent me off to school on one of the coldest

637
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 4: days of the year. What and the teachers had to

638
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 4: send me to the Lost Property to go and dress

639
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Speaker 4: myself like fancy dress up essentially, go and choose clothes,

640
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Speaker 4: warmer clothes. And I remember still remember a kid called

641
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Speaker 4: James Jenneladas saying that's my jumper you've got.

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Speaker 3: Oh shame.

643
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Speaker 2: There was something about going to that lost Property box.

644
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 2: It was the walk of shame to go then and

645
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Speaker 2: then even greater Walker Shane coming back with various on site.

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Speaker 2: I remember if you ever the threaten our school was,

647
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Speaker 2: if you ever said you forgot your sports kit, they

648
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Speaker 2: wouldn't go.

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Speaker 3: I don't worry about doing sport today, They're or running

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Speaker 3: or whatever. They would always make.

651
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Speaker 2: You go to the lost property box and dress yourself

652
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Speaker 2: on whatever you could find out. It was a fate

653
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Speaker 2: worse than death going to the dreaded lost property box.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What did Your Parents Make You Do? Rose? Is on

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Speaker 3: the line. Good Morning Rose, What did your mom and

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Speaker 3: dad make you do?

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Speaker 9: I was mortified on my first day of high school

659
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Speaker 9: in nineteen seventy four. My best friend and myself, both

660
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Speaker 9: the moms got together and made a stress identically for

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Speaker 9: our first day of high school.

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Speaker 3: That is a bit weird.

663
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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel sorry for twins, like identical twins

664
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Speaker 2: who were dressed exactly the same.

665
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Speaker 3: But so you and your best friend.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, we were.

667
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Speaker 9: Both overweight and our mothers had put our hair in

668
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Speaker 9: rollers the night before, so that we had these matching

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Speaker 9: piggy tails with the hair parted on the side, long

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Speaker 9: knee high socks, flat shoes, and these really big floppy jumpers,

671
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Speaker 9: and we thought we looked really cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you did. I mean, I'm sure you did.

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Speaker 2: And was that just a one off thing? Was a

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Speaker 2: regular thing with your two moms?

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Speaker 9: No, By halfway through the year, we both had like

676
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Speaker 9: a sharpy haircut, blue eyes, shadow, black eyeliner, short socks,

677
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Speaker 9: platform shoes and we're in the corl gorate excellent.

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Speaker 3: All right, Rose, thank you very much. You cool. Have

679
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Speaker 3: a good day. Thank you, Katrina.

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Speaker 5: Good morning christ. When I was at school, my mom

681
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 5: always made us have a twenty cent piece wrapped up

682
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Speaker 5: in a hanky in this weird sort of hanky OREGONI

683
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Speaker 5: kind of way that took breads and coughed, just to

684
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Speaker 5: make sure if we needed a microphone call, because it

685
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Speaker 5: was obviously before the day of the mobile fine, and

686
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Speaker 5: because we had to get the train from Glen Waverley

687
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Speaker 5: to Hainton to school every day, so we never it came.

688
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 5: Occasionally came in handy once or twice, but usually we

689
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Speaker 5: just save them to get like a smashes or something.

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Speaker 2: I remember that smash. It's just a love that I

691
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: that's so funny. Yeah, Mum and Daddy, if you were

692
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Speaker 2: going out for the down on Saturday. We'll just make

693
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Speaker 2: you have a little bit of a coin on you

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Speaker 2: just in case you need to make an emergency phone

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Speaker 2: call to them.

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Speaker 1: I remember that it was that twenty cent piece.

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Speaker 5: It was like the most valuable thing that she'd possibly

698
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Speaker 5: give us. But it was wrapped up in this weird

699
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Speaker 5: hanky OREGONI on the way, it was always stuck at

700
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Speaker 5: the bottom of the school bag anyway that we couldn't

701
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Speaker 5: find it.

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Speaker 3: Great stuff, Katrina, Thank you very much, you killing mate.

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Speaker 3: You have a good day. Thanks calling the show.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: The reason why I wasn't here yesterday was Monday night

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Speaker 2: round at house I've never been around before. Not that

707
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Speaker 2: that sort of explains why I ran into a glass door.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I just need to think if I just got never

710
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Speaker 2: been in the house before, so I know, you know

711
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: you always do. If you've never been to a strange house,

712
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 2: you always find someone bouncing off a door.

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Speaker 4: And the family whose house is they didn't do the

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Speaker 4: proper induction that I said, like there's a door there,

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Speaker 4: door there, whatever you.

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Speaker 3: Do, don't run through that one. That is a door.

717
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 3: It's not just air, okay, And that we're all good

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Speaker 3: to go.

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Speaker 9: Here.

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Speaker 2: They should have done a proper pre flight, you know,

721
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Speaker 2: like they do when they go the exit. Sit here

722
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Speaker 2: and here, none of this, none of this whatsoever, which

723
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Speaker 2: is suddenly why an hour later I found myself liking

724
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Speaker 2: one of those Avenger movies when they hit like a

725
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Speaker 2: force field and go more and go flying back. That

726
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: is more or less what happened to me. And so

727
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Speaker 2: the Tuesday was the worst day, with this awful feeling.

728
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: If you ever concussious out, it's this horrible, constant kind

729
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: of sick feeling. And then this terrible throbing headache. And

730
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Speaker 2: then now, yeah, the Strangers tomorrow, after the radio show tomorrow,

731
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Speaker 2: I've got this photo shoot for the front cover of

732
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Speaker 2: my book, which is out in June. Front covers of books,

733
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Speaker 2: if you think about being in a bookshelf, is just

734
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Speaker 2: the head.

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00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 3: And when you've got a fat.

736
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Speaker 2: Nose that's all swollen that people look at you, they

737
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: judge you like you've been in a fight or you've

738
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 2: been up to no good.

739
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Speaker 4: Could you put a radio prop in front of you

740
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Speaker 4: like a microphone, It's.

741
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Speaker 3: Like maybe half an eye over the top of it.

742
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: You know, Jack's urging me to cancel the photo shoot

743
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: tomorrow and wait, wait a week.

744
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 4: People can see there's now on the Facebook pageant Instagram

745
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 4: the photo of you with the bandage across your nose

746
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 4: and the swelling nose. I think it won't hurt if.

747
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 3: You're going to take book sales, that's what you're saying.

748
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 4: Let the swelling diadem at least tell them you.

749
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Speaker 2: Have a makeup and light and maybe have a very

750
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Speaker 2: dark photo shoot where it's.

751
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 3: Very dimly lip weak and barely see the outline.

752
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Speaker 2: You know, one those where they'd go whistleblowers and they

753
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: just disguise the void. That's like an air mystery to

754
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: who is this guy that's written this book.

755
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 4: The Phantom of the Radio.

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Speaker 3: Radio?

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Speaker 2: All right this morning, I'm looking for support group members. Okay,

758
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: people have also whacked their heads. You know, you do

759
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 2: see stars. I didn't see tweety birds. But you having

760
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: the cartoons, you've got all the Hannah Barbara's sound effects,

761
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 2: and for this one, that's more something like Irving dropped

762
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 2: on your head, isn't it? And that was the other

763
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: one In cartoons when they're for some reason, cuckoos would

764
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 2: come out in front of your eyes as well, So

765
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Speaker 2: if you've whacked your head, I'm looking to speak to

766
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Speaker 2: other people who whacked their noggers before, whether you can

767
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 2: cuss yourself or even though friends of mine have accidentally

768
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: knocked themselves out as well in some circumstances.

769
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Speaker 3: But basically, if you've whacked your head, you've got a

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Speaker 3: story about it. We want to hear it this morning.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Reason why wasn't here yesterday? There's a concussion often minded

773
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: night running into a forced class security door. It looked

774
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Speaker 2: like air afterwards, right the people whose house it was,

775
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: obviously they were mortified, okay, and they went, You're not

776
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 2: the first to do that.

777
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: So many people have done that. A sticker on it.

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00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: In fact, office works, your husband wants the office watch.

779
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: You know, they have those like warning hazardous signs. Next

780
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: time I go around, just why I'm here, put that.

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00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 3: On that door, that voodoo door. I don't trust anyone.

782
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Speaker 2: I get flashbacks now any time, anytime I even coming

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Speaker 2: the bill today we've got glass doors. I reckon, I've

784
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: got like flashbacks or something kind of trauma now caused

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Speaker 2: by glass doors and very nervous. No I know how

786
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 2: birds feel flying into glass doors and sliding doors, and

787
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Speaker 2: that you're.

788
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 4: Walking around everywhere with your hands out in front of you.

789
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Speaker 2: All right, so have you whacked your head? We've got

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Speaker 2: the sound effects already from Hannah Barbera. Have you seen

791
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: stars and twiggy birds?

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Speaker 3: Phoebe? Good morning morning, Phoebe. What happened to you?

793
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 9: Then?

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00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 3: How do you brush your head?

795
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 5: Christian? I ran into a tree playing tag at midnight.

796
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Speaker 9: And ended up having pitches in my head and it

797
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 9: left the scar.

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Speaker 3: You ran into a tree playing tag at midnight?

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00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see it coming.

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Speaker 3: It's very dark. Traditionally it's pitch black as the darkest

801
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Speaker 3: it's going to be. And what did you say? You

802
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 3: still got skitch stitches?

803
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: Now, I had to.

804
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Speaker 5: Get stitches and it left a permanent scar in my head.

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Speaker 2: So Harry Potter got his, you know, same story, same story,

806
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: all right, Phoebe, Thank you very much. You cool, have

807
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: a good day. Thanks bye, Will, Good morning will in Christian?

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Speaker 11: How are you?

809
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Speaker 2: I'm good, buddy, So take me through this. I believe

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Speaker 2: it's centers around the coals. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I was working as coles as a young kid, sixteen

812
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Speaker 6: and six foot two, in a rush to get out

813
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Speaker 6: to the back of the store. They got the plastic

814
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Speaker 6: street doors with a middle arm supporting it. Went to

815
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Speaker 6: jump over a box someone has left there, but I

816
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Speaker 6: forgot to take in the account of the height of

817
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Speaker 6: my height and the door hand into the knucked myself

818
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 6: out and gave myself bate stitches work up with an

819
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Speaker 6: angeler's crew surrounding me.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you actually kaoed yourself. Yeah, that is that's intense.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it hurt.

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Speaker 3: I think once you get over six foot what are

823
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Speaker 3: you six three? Yeah?

824
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Speaker 4: I think it's tell me if this ocation hazard for

825
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 4: you toollys when you grow, like when you have that growth,

826
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Speaker 4: but you're not used to your height and so you

827
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Speaker 4: don't know you.

828
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Speaker 3: Clear don't truck when they go under those little bridges.

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Speaker 3: We's got nothing on that. Okay, well, thank you very

830
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Speaker 3: much and come, I have a good day. Let's go

831
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Speaker 3: to Lauren. Good morning, Lauren, Good morning Christian Lauren. What

832
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 3: happened to you?

833
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 9: Actually, it happened to my husband and we were out

834
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Speaker 9: on the farm doing sheepwork and I ram jumped.

835
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Speaker 11: Up and smacked him in the chin and knocked him out.

836
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 3: So your husband was knocked out by a ram.

837
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Speaker 9: That's correct. Yep.

838
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Speaker 3: Wow, wait, that's incredible. I didn't know that they could

839
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Speaker 3: be that strong.

840
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Speaker 8: Absolutely they can.

841
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 4: Yep, well they could jump that high.

842
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 8: Yep.

843
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 3: No worries at all, Lauren, thank you very much.

844
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Speaker 2: You cool, no problem, and let's take one last one then, Claire,

845
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Claire.

846
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Speaker 3: What happened?

847
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Speaker 8: I walked face first into a plate glass door?

848
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Speaker 3: You actually so? Did you smash the actual glass?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 8: Well, okay, So I was at my very very first

851
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Speaker 8: high school party. I was about sixteen, and I was

852
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Speaker 8: walking next to a boy I really fancied, and everyone

853
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 8: hah and everything, oh, auntis hilarious. And then I turned

854
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 8: to walk forward next to him and I went straight

855
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Speaker 8: to the door. Oh god, And there was blood and

856
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 8: bruising that was worse the following day, but he stuck

857
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 8: it out with him. Then we ended up, you know,

858
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Speaker 8: kissing and all that sort of thing for about four hours.

859
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 8: But he stayed with me until we end the night

860
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Speaker 8: and and it all worked out really well.

861
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 4: So we kiss Why the blood is blood is like

862
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 4: a vampire thing going on?

863
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 8: No? No, no, no, no, all the there wasn't excessive bleeding,

864
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 8: but there was more of a what if you done

865
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Speaker 8: your face.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and you know he's making out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was lovely okay.

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Speaker 4: Actually, and being that age, are you you're so desperate

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Speaker 4: to take you would have taken.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know about that age. I think, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much and cold take care of mate.

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Speaker 9: Bye.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now, obviously I wasn't here yesterday because I've had concussion. Obviously,

875
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: my family very wide about me. The only communication I've

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00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 2: heard from this morning is have you fed the cat?

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00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 3: From my wife? Nothing else? Are you okay? Do you

878
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 3: still feel concussion? How's the show going to? Simply? Have

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00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 3: you fed the cat? Children and wife? If you are

880
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 3: saying Larry has been fed this morning, yet that.

881
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 4: Cat could go without a.

882
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 7: Couple of fans, a couple of weeks without.

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Speaker 2: I fed him this morning right at half four, and

884
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 2: then he still went and woke up everybody at six.

885
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: He's had two breakfast already. That cat does not need

886
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: to breakfast. He is genormous anyway, coming this morning, you're

887
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: in pain as well?

888
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 3: Yes, I had, and this is why you weren't here yesterday.

889
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Speaker 4: Well, when the captain's not here, if Axl Rose isn't

890
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 4: on stage, slash Slash Slash doesn't just come and play

891
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 4: for the fans. Postponed the gigs to another night, comes.

892
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 3: And they let Huggy Patsy had to come in again.

893
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, who's the drummer from Guns and Roses said?

894
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 3: That's Patsy the drummer.

895
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 4: Is a great member of the Beard.

896
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: Oh Duff mckeagan, that's Pats tough. Is Pats okay in

897
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 2: this band?

898
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 3: Lineer?

899
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 4: So what I did on Tuesday? I went through a

900
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 4: horrific pain that was so acute and so severe and

901
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 4: infected pimple on my back? Is it gross? Yeah? It

902
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 4: was gross, and I'm sorry to bring.

903
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 3: It by affected. I don't just mean a pimple.

904
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 4: No, it's somehow infected what through lack of hygiene? I

905
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 4: don't know. I don't know how it's on my back,

906
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 4: it's it's on my shoulder. So how dirty can your

907
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 4: shoulder get?

908
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 7: That's not saying you've got a pimple on a pimple.

909
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 7: If it's an infected pimple, is.

910
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 3: That what infected pimple is? It's a double pimple.

911
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 4: I don't know what they infected.

912
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a.

913
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: Double Rainbow's it's amazing right, it's double pimple.

914
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 4: It's one pimple, I think.

915
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 2: In a little sort of parasite one in it that's

916
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: been eaten by the dandy pimple.

917
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 4: Well that's what it felt like. Because I don't know

918
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 4: if your partners do this.

919
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 3: But getting into this now.

920
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: Prime time, I know what you were holding. You said,

921
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: you've got a great story about what's been going on

922
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: with you. Certainly we're talking about you.

923
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 4: I said, I went through severe pain like you me.

924
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: This is now radio crick bait, but I need to

925
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: you know what happened with the pimple on the back.

926
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Speaker 2: Was it one of those I'm sorry, dear listens. If

927
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Speaker 2: you're on the school right now, I know you don't

928
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Speaker 2: want to be hearing this, but we're on it.

929
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 3: Was it one of those girls that has a head.

930
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 3: They're the easy ones, your head.

931
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Speaker 4: The ones with the head are actually the painless ones

932
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 4: because when they get popped, it actually feel satisfying.

933
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 2: It's that red angry one that when you do try

934
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: and get the volcano to rut, it gets just angry.

935
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't want to know. It gets redder and angry.

936
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 3: It just starts to go.

937
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 7: The blind pimple, the blind pimple. You call it a

938
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 7: blind pimple when there's no head on it.

939
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 4: Why because he lives under the surface and he can't see, he's.

940
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 3: Got no eye. It's just called the blind pimple.

941
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 4: Whatever it was. Bank does like a regular search of

942
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 4: me getting pimples and blackheads and that sort of thing.

943
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 3: Opt the zoo we do that a regular search. I

944
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 3: mean maybe for like a cancer skin leash for spots.

945
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 4: So your wife doesn't clean you for spots and she.

946
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: Doesn't like she trusts me to do it myself. I

947
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 3: was a baby. You get your sting to the show, shower,

948
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: gel down your back, scrub away with a well used loofer.

949
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 4: Normally I can put up with the popping that she

950
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 4: does on the little pincheres.

951
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: Is this weekly the scan?

952
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 4: This would be from one week to two week intervals.

953
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 4: I actually thought, I don't know, how where.

954
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 3: Are you when you're being scanned in.

955
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: The bed together in the bed and then she's just

956
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,720
Speaker 2: like going it just squeezing the very spots.

957
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 4: Yah, it's like a massage position, almost.

958
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: Double wrap stuff. You know, it's blister packs. Your face down.

959
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: I'm face down, she's lancing boils. Yes, this is like

960
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 2: a medieval relationship.

961
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 4: This one she touched and I could tell that there

962
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 4: was something wrong with it already, even just to the

963
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 4: surface touch was incredibly painful. When she went for the pinch,

964
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 4: so acute and severe, I just I can't.

965
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 3: Actually it's my nose to laugh still, like you're going

966
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 3: so cute and severe. It's likely changed nationality. He's an

967
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 3: Italian lady right now.

968
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: So severe.

969
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: All the pains I've ever felt concentrated.

970
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: Listen to him, all the pains he's ever felt. It

971
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 2: is pain coming to this moment.

972
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 7: Did it make a noise?

973
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: Jack?

974
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 7: When it?

975
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 3: It doesn't make a noise.

976
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 7: Like when you pop it.

977
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 4: There was no noise to be her because I screamed

978
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 4: like a child, so anything making noise wouldn't have been heard.

979
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 4: She said. She attempted once and I said, no, I

980
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 4: can't do it safe word. She said, it has to

981
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 4: come out. No, from no medical training. She beat it

982
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 4: with a she it has to come out. If it

983
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 4: stays in there infected, it will just get worse and

984
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 4: it'll linger in there. That's what she was.

985
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 3: So you're why do you always have to go to

986
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 3: extreme with the news you die? Do you know what

987
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: happened to Jack. He's dead, had a spot and they

988
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 3: can't answer it.

989
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 7: You need a baltue on that thing.

990
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 3: So what have you done?

991
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 4: So I've left it. It's still there.

992
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 7: Oh can I get it after the show?

993
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 3: This is too much?

994
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: Come on, Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

995
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 2: Maybe I do go ahead with the photo shoot tomorrow,

996
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 2: just not having a mashed up nose black and white?

997
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 4: Why do you not want to cancel this photo show?

998
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 4: Just push it back one way?

999
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 2: I just thought, with that camera trickery, makeup, very generous lighting,

1000
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: it can disguise the fat. I've got a fat, swollen

1001
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: and busted nose in the middle of my face. The

1002
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: photo shoot tomorrow is for the front cover of book.

1003
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 2: Which book covers are? It's just the noggin, you know.

1004
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: They don't want to see your whole body. They just

1005
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: want to see the face on there. You think about that.

1006
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 2: Matthew McConaughey wandered off in a distance with his hand.

1007
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 2: How am I meant to contort into wacky funny faces?

1008
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 2: What if they want you to do actually contort into

1009
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: an array of funny faces? Thought, that's all the instruction

1010
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: I've had so far. I'm struggling to do that. It

1011
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 2: hurts to smile. I'm just gonna be grimacing tomorrow. Maybe

1012
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 2: I need to change the title of the book. You know,

1013
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: I moved to Australia and got bashed up in the process.

1014
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 2: So I was just telling the team earlier how Kevin

1015
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: Costner is one of my man crushes. I think all

1016
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: men will have some kind of man crush or two

1017
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: on somebody. Kevin Costner is it for me. I think

1018
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: if they ever were gonna say Spielberg, when my book

1019
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: comes out, he signs up the movie, right, cos will

1020
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: play my dad in it.

1021
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 4: Well, Steven Spielberg is making a film about you? Oh right, yeah,

1022
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 4: Cosner's give me my dad, and who plays you?

1023
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 3: Uh? Me?

1024
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 9: Me?

1025
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 3: And Carl's on a movie. You did your head hard, Patsy,

1026
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 3: what's the equivalent for you? Who is your lady crush on?

1027
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 7: Kate Winslet. I think she's gorgeous?

1028
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 3: Yeah no, what is about Kate? She's funny, she's she's everything.

1029
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 7: She's intelligent, she's funny, she's a working mum, she's an

1030
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 7: award winner, she's gorgeous.

1031
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 2: It sounds like it sounds like a great introduction to

1032
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 2: a guest we've got on the line. She joins us

1033
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 2: on the Live now because she's a working mom. She's smart,

1034
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: she's funny, So Kate Winslet for you.

1035
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think she's stunning. I think she's gorgeous and

1036
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 7: I love her. She's got so much charisma. I love

1037
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 7: her personality.

1038
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's cool, very very funny. In Ricky Gervais's the extras,

1039
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 2: she's great. Have you seen the episode? But yeah, she's awesome.

1040
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 3: Jack, who is your man crush?

1041
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: Right?

1042
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 3: Earlier? Right?

1043
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 2: Trying to guess there'll be Vin Diesel right, which I

1044
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: couldn't think of a more unlikely man crush for you?

1045
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 3: I know, not a Vin Diesel guy. Have you even

1046
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 3: seen him?

1047
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 4: The Fast Furious movie? I don't like The Fast and

1048
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 4: the Furious.

1049
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 3: Have you seen them?

1050
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 4: I've seen number one? Oh, i've seen one. I think

1051
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 4: I saw a Tokyo drift. I think that's number three.

1052
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: Number five is a great movie, genuinely, and can I

1053
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: do all that rio?

1054
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 3: But it's a great action movie.

1055
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 4: Can I jump in straight at number five? Or do

1056
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 4: I need the back story of one to four?

1057
00:45:58,880 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: You don't need the backstory?

1058
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 2: Okay, there is no backstory with them, they drive fast

1059
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 2: cars and do heist.

1060
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1061
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 2: So, with the kids starting to go back to school,

1062
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 2: today's out wid time waster is take a movie back

1063
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 2: to school.

1064
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 3: Do you guys like school?

1065
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 4: I don't go anymore?

1066
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 3: No, no, not. Now did you like school.

1067
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 4: At the time? I remember complaining all the time, but

1068
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 4: I have fun memories of it. Now Now you just

1069
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,439
Speaker 4: remember hanging out with your friends.

1070
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember laughing a lot. I like school, all right.

1071
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 2: So take a movie back to school. The Curious Pencil

1072
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 2: Case of Benjamin Button Silver Grammar, Kids, Grammar, it's Marley

1073
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: and I not me.

1074
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 3: That's gold, faster than.

1075
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 2: The studious all the world, hum and diesel top of

1076
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 2: the class. You would never have seen the movie The

1077
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: Hand that Rocks the Cradle back in the day.

1078
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 3: A great movie, right, Take that one back to school,

1079
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 3: The Hand that Rocks the Periodic table.

1080
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 4: Yes, silver plus.

1081
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 2: Noble gases, et cetera. And Avengers assembly gold.

1082
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jack, What have you got? Take a movie

1083
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 3: back to school?

1084
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 4: Ten things I hate about uniform.

1085
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: My shirt, blind, pimple, silver.

1086
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 4: The usual subjects.

1087
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's gold, that's really smart that yours are one

1088
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 2: of the teams.

1089
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 4: That's the Jackpurst original Wow Teacher from the Black Lagoon,

1090
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 4: that's one of its brons. Meet the Smockers, what.

1091
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 3: Gold? I know that Meet the Smockers very good?

1092
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 4: And oh no that doesn't work.

1093
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 3: Sorry, please I want to hear it anyway. Come on,

1094
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 3: Matthew Lloyd.

1095
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 4: Is there a movie called Predator versus Alien Ye protractor

1096
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 4: versus Alien.

1097
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 3: Crow body the word protractor? That's what? Dude? Where's my protractor?

1098
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 3: Would he giving you a gold? Okay, take a movie

1099
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: back to work?

1100
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 2: Bonus points if you can get protractor in there. I

1101
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 2: even't said the word protractor.

1102
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 3: So is that school.

1103
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Christian o'connells show podcast.

1104
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 2: All right, today's time waste. So then is take a

1105
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: movie back to school? You're back to score movies, Jack,

1106
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 2: you're ready poised to mark.

1107
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 4: Let's go.

1108
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Speaker 2: Why did I ask for bonus points for protractor ones?

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Speaker 2: A whole load of protractor based ones, Jim. With that

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Speaker 2: sort of mass metallic sort of case, you had had

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00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 2: the compass protractor, the ruler, and then the semi circle

1112
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 2: thing with the arrow for moving around and measuring angles.

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Speaker 3: All right, semi pro tractor functional mysfunction.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to mark in old school marking like a

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Speaker 4: to F. That is a D.

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Speaker 2: Very proud of that little pivot he just made that.

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Speaker 2: He looks around the river like that because I can

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Speaker 2: think Jack can think on the spot.

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Speaker 3: We already knew about.

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Speaker 2: This one twenty four hours ago. Mid air he decides

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Speaker 2: to do that. The nutty protractor.

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Speaker 4: That's better. Yes, C plus.

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Speaker 3: Oh he still he's keeping with it.

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00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 2: He's remembered Nathan, the hunt for the red protractor.

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Speaker 4: Gold. Oh wait, I mean A plus.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I couldn't give it up. A protractor to remember.

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Speaker 2: B Pride and Protractor B sister protractor, Act C one

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Speaker 2: last protractor. One protractor to the future doesn't work, shane e. No,

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Speaker 2: there's another one.

1130
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Speaker 3: I lied.

1131
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 2: I didn't realize once he's coming. Actually quite good Oprah tractor.

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Speaker 2: Where art thou not that good?

1133
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Speaker 3: Now? It wasn't worth it?

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00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: B whiteboards can't jump A plus that's good.

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Speaker 3: Principles in the midst.

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00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: A plus what I'm Scottie, my super expelled girlfriend. B

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Speaker 2: the Secret Life of Teacher's pets by that's one of

1138
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 2: the worst things to be called at school, isn't it?

1139
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Speaker 3: Teaches? Dude, where's my calculator? See. I was waiting for

1140
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Speaker 3: the dude. I had, Dude, where's my cart and the milk?

1141
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Speaker 4: Oh, that's better?

1142
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Speaker 3: B plus, thank you, uh lock stock and two smokes

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Speaker 3: behind the.

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Speaker 4: Gym m D.

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Speaker 3: Dude, where's my left home?

1146
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Speaker 4: Bronmarkable, what a mess?

1147
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 3: The shaw shanked attention.

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00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: B plus you mean degree a silence of the lost

1149
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Speaker 2: property B plus little tuck shop of horrors.

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00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 3: That's good, very went on, sharpy, honey. I subtracted the kids.

1151
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Speaker 3: I did the.

1152
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 2: Subtractors, and I thought we've moved on. Hey, Harry Potter

1153
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Speaker 2: and the chain of lost property.

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Speaker 3: Hey Mark, that's very good. Chitty chitty blackboard. B. I'm

1155
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 3: agetting straight as see angeles.

1156
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Speaker 2: Uh book, who's talking?

1157
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Speaker 3: D The devil wears a pinafore?

1158
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: What's the pinafore?

1159
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,479
Speaker 3: Okay? Young girls dress nice?

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Speaker 2: Be plus point toilet break bronze U D Sleepers in

1161
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Speaker 2: Siesta D parent teacher interview with a vampires send on

1162
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 2: that one, Donna, let's just go back to always marketing goal.

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Speaker 4: I confused myself more than anyone.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: As we leave the studio, all that's coming in on

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00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: the text machine is a whole load more protractor ones.

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00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 4: I never go into the text message section in this system.

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00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 4: I didn't know how much you had to weed through

1169
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 4: bad to get to the one. The protracted Mermaid, that's funny.

1170
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: I like that. Snow White and the seven Protractors make

1171
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 2: chocolate is good.

1172
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 3: That's funny.

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Speaker 4: The Protractor and the Beast, the Protractor and the best.

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Speaker 2: It's my fault I answer these, Okay. Title of today's

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Speaker 2: show is Maximilian Bircher. We are back tomorrow morning. Unless

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Speaker 2: I don't run into anything else I see it, then

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Speaker 2: thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: Christian. Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast