Speaker 1: Welcome them, Christian No Common Show podcast You Patsy. But
Speaker 1: I'm lucky that the kids start to go back to
Speaker 1: school today and tomorrow, I mean, I don't know it
Speaker 1: Thursday and a Friday. I mean, but you Aldy goes
Speaker 1: back Monday. So I've been making myself very very unpopular
Speaker 1: for the kid to get this. Then since Saturday, I've
Speaker 1: decided to try, and I go in their bedrooms at
Speaker 1: eight o'clock and start waking them up round they go
Speaker 1: and have you've seen like a fifteen year old and
Speaker 1: a seventeen year old at that time, and they're like,
Speaker 1: why you do? It's not what I mean said.
Speaker 2: It's not eleven o'clock yet.
Speaker 1: Six weeks at the good.
Speaker 2: Times when I go out school Thursday.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling mom why you're doing it? Said, you
Speaker 1: need to start getting ready now. It's such a basic
Speaker 1: white dad. I got thrown in my face again because
Speaker 1: I'm training. Even yesterday on the public holiday, I was
Speaker 1: waking them up at eight o'clock and they they are filthy.
Speaker 1: Then then I made them go and once they're I
Speaker 1: made them going. I want the school bags open. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you can live like this, right,
Speaker 1: where you dump a bag in the corner of your
Speaker 1: bedroom with the last air school and then six or
Speaker 1: seven weeks later you open up it had like moldy
Speaker 1: I presume it's moldy fruit. I mean, then there could
Speaker 1: be the next COVID variant coming out those school bags
Speaker 1: being opened up this week. It's disgusting. It's like bag zero.
Speaker 1: Then it's the homework and it's a big year in
Speaker 1: our house for both the girls, right, especially Ruby. Today
Speaker 1: is get this, guys, right. Even when you first met Ruby,
Speaker 1: she was a lot younger than now four odd years ago.
Speaker 1: Today is the first day of her last school year.
Speaker 1: She starts year twelve today.
Speaker 2: Crazy. Yeah, I remember going to her fourteenth birthday.
Speaker 1: I remember well because for some reason you ordered oysters
Speaker 1: as a starter. No one else had them. We all
Speaker 1: looked at each other. I've only just met him a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Don't know if it be sticking
Speaker 1: around on the show. On this I had to pick
Speaker 1: up the tap who is invited to fourteen girls dinner?
Speaker 1: And then yeah, why not Tuesday night? I have some oysters.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was an odd request at the time.
Speaker 2: Now looking back on it, I see that that was
Speaker 2: a little bit strange, especially because nobody else ordered it.
Speaker 1: So if her eighteenth is in July, right and a
Speaker 1: big deal, do you remember the this is to count
Speaker 1: down the count up to being eighteenth. She can obviously
Speaker 1: take a driving test, but the big thing, big thing
Speaker 1: is your eighteenth party. What did you guys do? What
Speaker 1: did you guys do?
Speaker 2: I had a mum and dad's place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she wants to do.
Speaker 2: Then they banned parties at our house for evermore.
Speaker 1: See I know what's happening, right, I know. She goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: we just want to have it here. People love people
Speaker 1: normally have at their eighteenth and then Lois and the
Speaker 1: younger sister goes, oh, yeah, do you happened at Peshi's
Speaker 1: last year there? The parents then got trashed and they're
Speaker 1: like laughing and going, I don't want to get the
Speaker 1: place trashed. Do you remember that eighteen? I remember trashing
Speaker 1: makes place?
Speaker 2: You did not care. I didn't care or about taking.
Speaker 1: Trashy And I'm not gonna look, I stop being traded.
Speaker 1: They're going to any of the vinyl. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a melt down here, so they said, and we don't
Speaker 1: want you there when look, we have to be here
Speaker 1: for safety, and like, well, you've got to stay out
Speaker 1: the way, stay in the garage. You can stay for
Speaker 1: eight hours while kind of Shenanigan's going onder the door.
Speaker 1: She said, Oh, you know, the music's really important, you know,
Speaker 1: because it gets really awkward if there's like alala and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, you know, and they're so self conscious now,
Speaker 1: you know, about who's having the better party and or something.
Speaker 1: So I said, look, we could we could just hire
Speaker 1: a DJ. And then I worked out way that I
Speaker 1: could be there and keeping on what's going on. I said,
Speaker 1: why don't I DJ.
Speaker 2: In a costume like daft punk so they don't know
Speaker 2: that your dad.
Speaker 1: What's it called? Is that mouse guy? Dead mouse Dad?
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