WEBVTT - MINI: Deadmau5 Dad

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome them, Christian No Common Show podcast You Patsy. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lucky that the kids start to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>school today and tomorrow, I mean, I don't know it

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday and a Friday. I mean, but you Aldy goes

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<v Speaker 1>back Monday. So I've been making myself very very unpopular

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<v Speaker 1>for the kid to get this. Then since Saturday, I've

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<v Speaker 1>decided to try, and I go in their bedrooms at

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock and start waking them up round they go

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<v Speaker 1>and have you've seen like a fifteen year old and

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<v Speaker 1>a seventeen year old at that time, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>why you do? It's not what I mean said.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not eleven o'clock yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Six weeks at the good.

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<v Speaker 2>Times when I go out school Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm telling mom why you're doing it? Said, you

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<v Speaker 1>need to start getting ready now. It's such a basic

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<v Speaker 1>white dad. I got thrown in my face again because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm training. Even yesterday on the public holiday, I was

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<v Speaker 1>waking them up at eight o'clock and they they are filthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Then then I made them go and once they're I

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<v Speaker 1>made them going. I want the school bags open. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you can live like this, right,

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<v Speaker 1>where you dump a bag in the corner of your

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom with the last air school and then six or

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<v Speaker 1>seven weeks later you open up it had like moldy

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<v Speaker 1>I presume it's moldy fruit. I mean, then there could

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<v Speaker 1>be the next COVID variant coming out those school bags

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<v Speaker 1>being opened up this week. It's disgusting. It's like bag zero.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's the homework and it's a big year in

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<v Speaker 1>our house for both the girls, right, especially Ruby. Today

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<v Speaker 1>is get this, guys, right. Even when you first met Ruby,

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<v Speaker 1>she was a lot younger than now four odd years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Today is the first day of her last school year.

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<v Speaker 1>She starts year twelve today.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy. Yeah, I remember going to her fourteenth birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember well because for some reason you ordered oysters

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<v Speaker 1>as a starter. No one else had them. We all

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<v Speaker 1>looked at each other. I've only just met him a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago. Don't know if it be sticking

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<v Speaker 1>around on the show. On this I had to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up the tap who is invited to fourteen girls dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, why not Tuesday night? I have some oysters.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that was an odd request at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now looking back on it, I see that that was

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit strange, especially because nobody else ordered it.

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<v Speaker 1>So if her eighteenth is in July, right and a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal, do you remember the this is to count

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<v Speaker 1>down the count up to being eighteenth. She can obviously

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<v Speaker 1>take a driving test, but the big thing, big thing

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<v Speaker 1>is your eighteenth party. What did you guys do? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys do?

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<v Speaker 2>I had a mum and dad's place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what she wants to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they banned parties at our house for evermore.

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<v Speaker 1>See I know what's happening, right, I know. She goes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we just want to have it here. People love people

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<v Speaker 1>normally have at their eighteenth and then Lois and the

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<v Speaker 1>younger sister goes, oh, yeah, do you happened at Peshi's

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<v Speaker 1>last year there? The parents then got trashed and they're

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<v Speaker 1>like laughing and going, I don't want to get the

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<v Speaker 1>place trashed. Do you remember that eighteen? I remember trashing

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<v Speaker 1>makes place?

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<v Speaker 2>You did not care. I didn't care or about taking.

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<v Speaker 1>Trashy And I'm not gonna look, I stop being traded.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to any of the vinyl. I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a melt down here, so they said, and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you there when look, we have to be here

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<v Speaker 1>for safety, and like, well, you've got to stay out

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<v Speaker 1>the way, stay in the garage. You can stay for

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours while kind of Shenanigan's going onder the door.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, Oh, you know, the music's really important, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because it gets really awkward if there's like alala and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that, you know, and they're so self conscious now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, about who's having the better party and or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, look, we could we could just hire

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<v Speaker 1>a DJ. And then I worked out way that I

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<v Speaker 1>could be there and keeping on what's going on. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't I DJ.

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<v Speaker 2>In a costume like daft punk so they don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that your dad.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called? Is that mouse guy? Dead mouse Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian know Connell's show podcast