WEBVTT - MINI: Patsy Airport Dramas 

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps how's your week off? What do you get up too?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? We flew up to Sydney, had the most sensational

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<v Speaker 3>long weekend up there.

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<v Speaker 4>The minute you land the weather was incredible, so you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were their grand final weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you hate footy Victoria on that Thursday show when

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<v Speaker 2>we were going you don't really big footy fan?

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<v Speaker 1>I fight you on.

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<v Speaker 2>No one likes it harder than me, No one likes

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<v Speaker 2>it more than me. And we've put those flights to

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<v Speaker 2>get out of the city as soon as everyone starts

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<v Speaker 2>a roving. The hair has been so quite going out

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<v Speaker 2>of Melbourne as the country is coming into.

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<v Speaker 4>It against the time.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was funny because we had to be back

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<v Speaker 3>at them at the hotel by like one or twelve thirty,

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<v Speaker 3>so Chris could sit in front of the telly and

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<v Speaker 3>watch the TV and Audrey and I thought, oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to go out.

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<v Speaker 4>But the weather was great.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like thirty thirty one sunshine.

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<v Speaker 2>Now tell me there's Pats and be honest, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>some of lists might not realize there's some show news.

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<v Speaker 2>But from January next year we're going live into Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>and all of Australia in the morning, right, So very

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<v Speaker 2>very exciting times. Were you also scoping out ahead of

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<v Speaker 2>our you know, us being on air.

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<v Speaker 4>In Sydney, Yeah, of course it was.

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<v Speaker 2>That sent me a very bad photo right of Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>Harbour Bridge, and well a third of it was Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>Harbor Bridge. Two thirds of was a church. And at

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<v Speaker 2>first I didn't know whether she'd had a conversion. Was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are we seeing here? She's found the Lord, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, it's just hit me, what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like it's like she heard me two months

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<v Speaker 2>ago say we're going national. And then she got to

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney saw the Harbor Bridge went oh, he means Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's the place with the bridge. Go into that

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<v Speaker 2>church and say prayer for us. It's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>upset Jones and Amanda fans like a candle, like candle

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<v Speaker 2>for the show.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the enormity.

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<v Speaker 3>When we landed, I thought, hang on, we're actually doing this.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Yeah, we are doing this, and it's not

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<v Speaker 3>until you've sort of engulfed in the city and how

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<v Speaker 3>massive it is and it's such a beautiful place. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I went to the theater there and saw Back to

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<v Speaker 3>the Future the musical, which was brilliant, out of this

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<v Speaker 3>world and the highlight at the end, which I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Co creator Bob gail.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, co writer, Yeah, with Robert Samachis.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, came out on stage.

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<v Speaker 3>He was there for like the first few performances and

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<v Speaker 3>spoke for like ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Just insane. If you get a chance, get up there

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<v Speaker 4>and see it. It is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>At the Lyric Theater, it was just honestly, hands down,

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<v Speaker 3>the best thing I have really ever seen in musical theater.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen them all.

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<v Speaker 3>Outsta outstanding, and the Dolorean is there. It comes out

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<v Speaker 3>over the I don't want to give too much away,

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<v Speaker 3>but it comes out over.

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<v Speaker 2>If our listeners are going to go and see that,

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<v Speaker 2>it came out over the ground spoiler alert, Oh no, surely.

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<v Speaker 2>When you get there you probably see like a hydraulic

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<v Speaker 2>sort of film.

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<v Speaker 3>The way they do it is just fantastic. Shocked with

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<v Speaker 3>getting there was was a bit of a drama. I

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<v Speaker 3>say so apparently since we last flew with a certain airline,

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<v Speaker 3>they're check in has now like blown out double. You've

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<v Speaker 3>got to be there like doubly early. And we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know that, and so we flew out of Avalon. When

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<v Speaker 3>we got there, we had a problem getting into park

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<v Speaker 3>because all the boomgates were stuck down. So I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if you've been to Avalon, but it's a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit into the terminal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that thing you accidentally go when you go, my god,

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<v Speaker 2>this flights is so cheap, and you go, you say, Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 2>all airports the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out of the car, flee into the terminal. This

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<v Speaker 3>was at five am. We had a six am flight,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're think, no, it's okay, we're still.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got there at five?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's stacks of toe.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I would have been there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's four no domestic, No wait, no, no, no, those boom.

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<v Speaker 3>Gates open at four anyway, they weren't working. So I

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<v Speaker 3>had to track down the security guy and he said, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going through the wrong entrance.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, we sorted that out.

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<v Speaker 3>So going through, yeah, we went long the long term

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<v Speaker 3>and we needed to go to like just the short

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<v Speaker 3>term or something.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was dark. You couldn't see.

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<v Speaker 1>The chance of those boom gates being stuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the other version of the story is,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's some of the Griswolves turning up late.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we're never late for flights. This is a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We came there at five for six floor.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>So we get there, but like five twenty two and

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<v Speaker 3>the flight closed at five twenty and she said, look,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, but you've missed the flight. And we're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but everyone's lining up to go through security and she said, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it closes at like, you know, four minutes before now.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, isn't it thirty? She goes, no, it's forty.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, oh gosh, I didn't realize. And so

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<v Speaker 3>we're standing there. What are we going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, I didn't realize. You do everyone knows.

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<v Speaker 4>No, didn't realize. We don't for.

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<v Speaker 1>Two minutes before the flight.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't check in like you know when you get

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<v Speaker 3>the email check in for your flight now.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't do that. We like what I like to

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<v Speaker 4>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's inside that literally they have the technology to do.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got to get plug the computer in to the landlight.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you want am when you get that five am?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>I just figure.

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<v Speaker 3>I had one case to check in, which was mine, right,

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<v Speaker 3>a big case, and I thought, well, we've got to

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<v Speaker 3>check the case in anyway, so I'll just check.

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<v Speaker 1>So no one else, your husband or do it to

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<v Speaker 1>no clothes. You just had your case.

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<v Speaker 3>Well they had they had carry on, so they had

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<v Speaker 3>We had two carry on cases, which one was already

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<v Speaker 3>is one was a love Gods and I had my

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<v Speaker 3>big case to check through.

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<v Speaker 4>And so she said, hang on, let me get the manager.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll see if we can get you on.

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<v Speaker 3>And Chris is like, I don't understand why we've got

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<v Speaker 3>tickets And I said, oh no, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You could just rock up when you want. It's how

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<v Speaker 2>it works around the world, that system. They closed the gate.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very clear. Everyone knows.

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<v Speaker 4>Four times I realized it had changed anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So the manager came and she said, look, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>you on the flight. I said, oh, thank you, that's

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<v Speaker 3>so awesome. But she said, baggage has obviously closed, so

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<v Speaker 3>you can't check and your big case.

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<v Speaker 4>You can only do carry on.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, oh, she said, you've got like literally two

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<v Speaker 3>minutes to get get your cases through security.

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<v Speaker 4>And onto the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was we were Audrey and I were on

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<v Speaker 3>all fours, chucking stuff across the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris is just.

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<v Speaker 4>Standing there, not.

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<v Speaker 1>Horror fi.

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<v Speaker 3>There were bras, there were niggers, there were shoes, there

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<v Speaker 3>was a hair dryer.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, what a look morning.

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<v Speaker 4>And Chris is like, oh, we'll just get a later flight.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, we can't get a later flight. They're

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<v Speaker 4>all book that stop.

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<v Speaker 3>You help anyway, having a meltdown, that just is not

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<v Speaker 3>my finest moment. So everyone else in security was like

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<v Speaker 3>laughing looking at us, and I thought, I can't care.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't care. How ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you?

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<v Speaker 2>So I said to Christy, didn't have to detonate border patrol.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, leave the suitcase back again. We need to

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<v Speaker 4>just forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Just got a suitcase.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot of suspicious anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>The manager said, you're going to have to take the

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<v Speaker 3>suitcase back to the car in the car park.

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<v Speaker 4>I said to Chris, you need to run. Of course

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<v Speaker 4>he did so he laing you back to the car,

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<v Speaker 4>put the case in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Car while Audrey and I went through security, and then

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<v Speaker 3>as he came to go through security, there was something

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with the belt and it stopped and we're like

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<v Speaker 3>waving at the gate, like come on, come on.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just too close.

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<v Speaker 1>This whole thing, this whole thing ridiculous. The rest of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Flight passes must been up in there and going Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>Bogan newsreader from.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just oh man, so yeah, you got this

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<v Speaker 3>we got on the plane. I say, I don't understand

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<v Speaker 3>what just happened. I don't know what clothes I've got.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got one shoe, I've got one dress. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what else I've got.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know even if.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got scraping out Sydney, Watch out Jones, Amanda. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a one legged newsreader outside the front of the

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