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Speaker 1: Friend Will and.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon Australia. How you're doing it is, Will and

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Speaker 2: what you absolute pleasure with you here, And I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna lie. We are in some serious areas today.

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Speaker 3: I'm dizzy.

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Speaker 4: I actually have forgotten from the week because I had

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Speaker 4: so little sleep on the weekend. I actually don't know

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Speaker 4: what's a dream and what's real life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very confused.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually looking forward to seeing the video that that

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Speaker 4: that is being worked on right now because I need

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Speaker 4: to clarify, like all the things that went horrifically wrong,

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Speaker 4: I need to know if I was dreaming those things

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Speaker 4: and they were nightmares and if they genuinely happened.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say most of them great good, but you

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Speaker 2: need to you need to watch over yourself if you

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Speaker 2: don't want to talk about with it. The Dancing Bender

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Speaker 2: weekend occurred this weekend. We danced all over Australia or

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Speaker 2: Woody Dance all over Australia the whole weekend, so we

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Speaker 2: were in every city. We went big, We did campus

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Speaker 2: as much as we could and the stuff that went

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Speaker 2: on was I mean, we did everything. Thank you so

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Speaker 2: much to everyone that was involved, all the different pubs,

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Speaker 2: and clubs and baby showers and birthdays and engagement parties

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Speaker 2: and christenings and everything that we went to. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much. I cannot wait to share with you over

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Speaker 2: the next little while just exactly what went down and

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Speaker 2: why we are so broken today. If you did see

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Speaker 2: this over the weekend, By the way, give us call

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Speaker 2: any stage, anyone whose six five will have a chat

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Speaker 2: to you then otherwise let's get into some songs. We're

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Speaker 2: not gonna have to talk for too long on each stage.

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Speaker 2: We're in a little break.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have a little kit now, a

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Speaker 3: little two minute now.

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Speaker 2: At the end of their tether. After the big weekend

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Speaker 2: that was was Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: Is dancing bender weekend, It's time to be.

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Speaker 4: Danced a weekend, right, Yeah, all across this j even

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Speaker 4: has well and truly been fed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was exposed.

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Speaker 2: We are, I mean to put it plintly where we're ratchet.

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Speaker 4: I mean, there's no other way to really describe it,

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Speaker 4: is there. I mean, how could you not be ratchet

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Speaker 4: after three days where you've slept commutal, communital, commune litally

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Speaker 4: for three hours?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Really, and there's been average sleeps because you know, it's

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Speaker 4: really hard to settle yourself and you're stressing about how

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Speaker 4: much ayway I'm going to get into my sleep patterns.

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Speaker 3: But we haven't slept much over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Now, we haven't slept much, and you know our condition

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Speaker 2: is obviously significantly deteriorated right now. But early on in

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Speaker 2: the piece, at the very start, we were at a

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Speaker 2: police youth center in the Northern Beaches.

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Speaker 3: It's underage Battle of the Band sort of kicked.

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Speaker 2: Off on Friday night and this wonderful expose a of

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Speaker 2: the battle of bands the Northern Beaches in and it

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Speaker 2: was a tough ground to fo We got there and

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Speaker 2: somehow they've managed to procure Harry Styles of the Northern Beaches.

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Speaker 4: This band was unbelievable. By the way, they're called heart

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Speaker 4: Lake get around them. That's one of the best performance.

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Speaker 4: It's one of the best performances I have ever seen

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Speaker 4: in my life. These guys had the crowd in the

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Speaker 4: palm of their hands, and there were you and me

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Speaker 4: side of stage. And I've never been more intimidated by

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Speaker 4: a performing in my life. And he was fifteen years old. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he had the crowd going down, rising up like Freddie

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Speaker 4: Mercury had an amazing moment at World Stadium.

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Speaker 3: Was that where he had the.

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Speaker 2: Car Wembley at Wembley?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was similar.

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Speaker 2: It was very actually was this guy was amazing and

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Speaker 2: that was our first gig. And you got there and

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Speaker 2: you're trying to get things going a bit and impress

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Speaker 2: the mob of sixteen year old girls that were in

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Speaker 2: front of you. Yes, and we've ever gone to this, mate.

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Speaker 2: You had to go for it. You had to go

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Speaker 2: for it. You'd come on after these guys, Harry's dolls

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Speaker 2: had just knocked off half the crowd had left, go

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Speaker 2: and get his signature out of the back, and you

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Speaker 2: needed to impress the group in front of you.

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Speaker 4: So I knew I did a big move. So after

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Speaker 4: twenty to twenty five seconds of twerking, which is obviously

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Speaker 4: a go to for me back from the crowd going.

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Speaker 2: And that also got wiped pretty quickly by the stage

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Speaker 2: manager when we realized they were all underage.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that was a flag early on.

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Speaker 4: So with the sexy dancing taken out of my repertoire,

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Speaker 4: I only had one thing left and that was to

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Speaker 4: go for a CrowdSurf. So I jumped off the stage

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Speaker 4: ended up on top of the fence, and then just

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Speaker 4: before I went to go on crowdserve, I looked down

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Speaker 4: and it really hit me again that no, this is

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Speaker 4: all women from the ages of ten to sixteen. These

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Speaker 4: guys just aren't going to be able to hold my

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Speaker 4: body weight. But unfortunately, because I had momentum, the weight

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Speaker 4: was going forward and I just stacked it through the

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Speaker 4: crowd stacked. They parted like parting the red stages.

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Speaker 2: They just split and you you got lost the first event.

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Speaker 2: You hit it deck all to try and get around

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Speaker 2: this group of people. What I want to know right

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Speaker 2: now in thirty one or six five, is there is

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Speaker 2: a video of that. By the way, all of this

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Speaker 2: is going to be on the video which will be

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Speaker 2: releasing a little bit later on in the show, which

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Speaker 2: is obviously composition.

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Speaker 5: Of the whole event.

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Speaker 2: But thirty one or six five, right now, I want

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Speaker 2: to know what did you do to try and impress

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Speaker 2: a bunch of people that you've just met?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: Okay, how badly did it go? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because I mean for you, obviously, this is our first event.

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Speaker 2: A bunch of sixteen year old girls, they've just been

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Speaker 2: going nuts to another performer. You wanted to get off

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Speaker 2: on the right foot. Yeah, I want to know thirty

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Speaker 2: one or six five. Obviously a lot of people would

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Speaker 2: have done this in front of a crowd before. But

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Speaker 2: your boyfriends or your girlfriend's mates, when you first meet them,

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Speaker 2: do you remember?

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Speaker 4: This is pretty similar When I met a good friend

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Speaker 4: of ours high bot, I met her boyfriend and I

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Speaker 4: knew he was a cool guy. And we was at

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Speaker 4: a bondfire, which is at this dulf and the bush

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Speaker 4: or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've really got to impress this bike.

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Speaker 4: And I tried to do a handstand and then like

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Speaker 4: and I ended up going one hand and then all

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Speaker 4: pretty much fell into a bonfire. Yeah that's right, which

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Speaker 4: just ended horrifically. And obviously he wasn't impressed.

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Speaker 2: All the stories of that right now, they don't want

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Speaker 2: to six five. You just met a bunch of people.

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Speaker 2: What are you trying to do.

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Speaker 3: To impress them?

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Speaker 2: I want it's a physical thing that we try to do, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: particularly for men. I know that you're trying to, you know,

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Speaker 2: show other dudes that you're manly or whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: How badly did it go? Give us car out? They

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Speaker 2: don't want to six five. We'll take calls right next

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Speaker 2: time with the Woody getting your home after the Dancing

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Speaker 2: Vendor weekend, and that video is going to be on

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Speaker 2: our Facebook page very very very shortly. All the trimmings

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Speaker 2: just going on there. Thanks so much to everyone that

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Speaker 2: helped out. We are here from a cafe and their

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Speaker 2: twenty fifth anniversary this morning, but just touching on the

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Speaker 2: Dancing Vendor weekend right now.

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Speaker 5: Woods.

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Speaker 2: First of all, we went to you went for a

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Speaker 2: crowd surf on a bunch of sixteen year old girls,

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Speaker 2: which sounds wrong for all sorts of reasons, but you

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Speaker 2: gave it a great, big fellow, and I tip of

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Speaker 2: that to you.

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Speaker 4: Well, No, the thing is, it was it was very

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Speaker 4: dark in there, so I actually didn't realize that the

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Speaker 4: ten to fifteen. So I ended up getting on getting

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Speaker 4: on top of the fence, and then it just it

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Speaker 4: just hit me that these.

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Speaker 2: Well they realized, they realized obviously very quickly, that you're

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Speaker 2: an eighty five kilo man, and.

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Speaker 3: At five kilos to my slender front.

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Speaker 2: We all know, we all know you put a little

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Speaker 2: bit of weight on over the weeknd mate, we've been

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Speaker 2: eating Poorie. Anyway, the girls parted and it went awfully.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if anyone who is five right

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Speaker 2: now what he really tried to up the ante and

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Speaker 2: impress a whole bunch of new people at a youth

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Speaker 2: band concert in the Northern Beaches. But what have you

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Speaker 2: done to try and impress a new bunch of people? Jay?

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Speaker 6: So you guys, I was the Melbourne color on the

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Speaker 6: last one that I had at Flemington.

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Speaker 2: Yea.

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Speaker 7: Me and my cousin had a cinematography business.

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Speaker 6: So I'm up on stage and it's all gone great, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: We're in front of thousands of people, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we got the color on the get tactic.

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Speaker 6: A hundred people of the inflatable balls out in the

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Speaker 3: How did the crowd respond to that? Mate? Was it

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Speaker 6: A bit of it and then a laugh everywhere.

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Speaker 5: In front of a crowd that size.

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Speaker 2: That hurts. I don't even think thanks the cool day

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Speaker 2: that you got that. There wasn't even a laugh.

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Speaker 3: No, there wasn't a laugh. I think it was just concerned.

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Speaker 2: No, No, because because it was an underage event there

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Speaker 2: obviously quite a few adults there, and I think we were.

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Speaker 3: Getting you know, a couple of what the hell are

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Speaker 3: you guys doing?

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Speaker 5: Looks?

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Speaker 3: Obviously no one knew who we were either.

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Speaker 4: That's what you get when an adult tries to jump

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Speaker 2: Old and their parents are there as well, you get

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Speaker 2: when adult tries to jump on your child. Caitlyn going,

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Speaker 2: you've tried to impress your boyfriend's mates. Kaitlyn, you're there.

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Speaker 5: No, it doesn't like it.

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Speaker 2: We'll go to Kaitlyn, Brad you've hurt yourself trying to

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Speaker 2: impress a crowd.

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Speaker 8: Mate that I have met a bunch of people at party,

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Speaker 8: is that I thought I'd be a cool cat and

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Speaker 8: try to impress them to jump off the neighbor's roof

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Speaker 8: into a swimming pool.

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Speaker 9: Oh bold move swimming pool?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and broke my leg.

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Speaker 5: Or you hit the pool? Oh so you missed the jump.

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Speaker 8: I missed the jump, one leg went into the pool,

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Speaker 8: one hit the concrete bone.

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Speaker 5: So did you then fall in?

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Speaker 4: Did you fall in pool with broken leg or did

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Speaker 4: you fall like did you roll onto ground or pool?

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Speaker 8: Fall into the pool. Got myself up and was like, yeah, God,

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Speaker 8: I'm cool. Didn't realize until after the adrenaline had wored

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Speaker 8: off how bad it actually was.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, rads mate, jeez, And but they like you

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Speaker 4: after that, like, you know, straight to legendary status.

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Speaker 8: I literally went straight to legendary status.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I had to break my leg when I went into

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Speaker 4: the crowd. I would have been straight up th mate.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 2: It's all around the country. Gee whiz, you were good

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Speaker 4: Which one are we talking about? Which is not.

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Speaker 5: The husband, not the husband?

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Speaker 2: Yes right, oh when you lap dance for the woman,

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't now.

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Speaker 4: Never, of all the things I've ever done in front

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Speaker 2: Bomb that I received engagement And you know what I'm

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Speaker 3: We knew a lot of people there.

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Speaker 5: A lucky to look in Katie.

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Speaker 3: To my mates for helping me out and getting around

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Speaker 3: me so you pricks.

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Speaker 2: It really was hard to watch. Now I've put what

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Speaker 3: On a plate in front of you. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Now, if I asked you to.

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Speaker 4: I would also be I'd be worried about burning my face.

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Speaker 4: It's not it's not hot. Oh it's cold pie? Yeah yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: But anyway, if I asked you to pay yourself in

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Speaker 3: To make sure it's cool enough, because I have you know,

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Speaker 3: I've burned my face before.

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Speaker 5: It's okay.

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Speaker 2: Well you know what, even if even if it is warm,

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Speaker 2: Okay, So just just just to just to get people

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Speaker 5: This is this is this is great.

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Speaker 4: You were going to the It was the guy dancing

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Speaker 2: You've bed two stickers in a row.

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Speaker 3: I actually don't think I'm good dancer anymore.

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Speaker 2: Actually that was that was so bad that they've gone

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Speaker 2: That was really tough. I was trying to get run

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Speaker 3: Bad when you tried.

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Speaker 4: It was worse because there's like you've also asked me

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Speaker 2: I feel I feel bad. I feel flat.

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Speaker 3: I think we need to wrap up.

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Speaker 2: Actually don't need we don't need to know, we don't

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Speaker 5: We don't need to do anymore.

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Speaker 2: There that that I mean like, and then the audio

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Speaker 4: I went to you know, when I said I need

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Speaker 4: I cried.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so so he put his mind Jews.

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Speaker 2: I've been hanging out with you at this daye through

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Speaker 2: about thirty hours NonStop. I'm trying to get you up

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Speaker 3: Were rock bottom.

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Speaker 2: You actually said about you said you wanted to move

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Speaker 3: So I hated my mates. Yeah, it didn't help me.

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Speaker 2: So with that knowledge, I have a nugget of information

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Speaker 5: But I'm I'm going to tell you this now.

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Speaker 2: And this is why I put the pie in front

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Speaker 2: whatever I want to do. Okay, maybe pick up the

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Speaker 2: the party that you don't know was there, but that

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Speaker 2: you respect a lot. Locky whose engagement was is very

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Speaker 2: very good mates with a very very good footballer, Champion

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Speaker 3: It's one of the best more forwards in the game.

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Speaker 2: Want well, it's if you want I'm of you.

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Speaker 4: I thought you would need to realise that's the second

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Speaker 3: I hate you.

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Speaker 2: Will We are absolutely pooped after having been on.

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Speaker 1: Will and Woodies Dancing Bender weekender.

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Speaker 2: It's time to be cumulative total of six hours sleep

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Speaker 2: for the weekend, approximately forty parties or events attended to

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Speaker 2: across the weekend, and the extra pie in the face

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Speaker 2: of knowing that the event that you bombed at most

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Speaker 4: I actually, I mean retrospectively, I just hated the weekend.

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Speaker 4: I just didn't have a good time at all.

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Speaker 3: The worst week of my life.

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Speaker 2: If you follow the story Willian Wood the otherwise our

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Speaker 2: Facebook page, the videos out there Will and Wood, you

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Speaker 10: Now I.

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Speaker 3: Go to my second biggest bomb of the weekend.

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Speaker 2: We'd have failed, we had failed better failed. Crowds into

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Speaker 2: Robbie Gray watching you at your biggest bomb. He's the

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Speaker 2: champion of port Adelide Football Club and now uh one

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Speaker 2: of the ones that we went to the first event

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Speaker 3: Yea, Now my memory is going to be a bit

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I want.

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Speaker 2: This might just get you going a little bit here.

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Speaker 2: Pregnant women yep, first event we went to in Perth. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it was up near Green Yes, yeah, Dune Craig baby shower. Yes,

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Speaker 2: now of.

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Speaker 3: It went really well, what are we doing?

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Speaker 2: This is what we discussed in the car afterwards. A

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Speaker 2: his wife's Pregnant Wives baby shower. Subsequently, there are.

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Speaker 3: A lot of pregnant women in there, and you came

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Speaker 5: You were very, very excited.

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Speaker 2: If you've seen the instant story, Will and would he

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Speaker 2: the leopard print had been worn for three days. We

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Speaker 2: And I think, and I have subsequent mail to confirm

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Speaker 2: that this is the case that you might have overstepped

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Speaker 2: the mark by consecutively groping and rubbing four pregnant women bellies.

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Speaker 4: Can we just go straight ahead and take out the

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Speaker 4: word broke there, because that is complete.

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Speaker 3: Them.

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Speaker 4: You'd go with it very vigorously, very gently, put my

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Speaker 5: While grinding a woman.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, Well I had to be damn.

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Speaker 4: I was dancing while touching the pregnant belly. And I

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Speaker 4: actually I said before I said it, do you mind

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Speaker 3: For me to touch rub the bellies.

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Speaker 4: And I think it's a beautiful thing to rub because

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Speaker 2: But I think there's a time in the place. Firstly,

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Speaker 2: i'd say you have to ask the woman. And third

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Speaker 2: i'd say that you wouldn't be wearing leopard print pajamas

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Speaker 2: speed dealers and grinding on them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, now I'm a perfect scenario.

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Speaker 2: I want to know. I want to know, yes, because

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Speaker 5: Thirty one O six five.

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Speaker 2: You don't necessarily have to be pregnant if you've been

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Speaker 2: pregnant in the past. I want to know, can you

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Speaker 2: get in there, yeah and rub a pregnant woman's belly

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Speaker 2: in that context?

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Speaker 4: A good question in that context. So you need to

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Speaker 4: hear this. You don't know them, You've just come in hot.

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Speaker 2: You know, you can probably remove the leopard print if

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Speaker 5: But thirteen thirty one, who sicks?

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Speaker 8: Five?

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Speaker 5: Is that safe game?

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Speaker 3: Just can it?

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Speaker 4: Can a stranger touch your pregnant belly?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: But I'm I will, I already won. I still defend this.

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Speaker 4: Would I do want to hear women here, because I

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Speaker 4: only hear it from you guys as to if this

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Speaker 4: is foul play. I did get in trouble once at

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Speaker 3: Probably that was over the top.

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Speaker 4: I got really rend it and I actually started pounding

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Speaker 3: Lightly, lightly, but I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Afterwards that look, after we went to his baby shower

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Speaker 2: and after you rubbed three or four of those bellies

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Speaker 5: Moment for the mom to say to the kid, Hey.

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Speaker 4: Remember those washed up radio hosts, They actually dance for

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Speaker 4: you when you're when you're in my womb.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great moment for the child.

450
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Speaker 2: If you're pregnant, you've been pregnant, you know what to

451
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,480
Speaker 2: hell with it. If you're married to a pregnant woman,

452
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Speaker 2: you can let us know as well. But is that

453
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Speaker 2: safe ground? Can a stranger get around the belly? We'll

454
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Speaker 2: take your call it next time we're of of the

455
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Speaker 2: beck of the diazy Bit weekend.

456
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Speaker 4: It's that's exactly what Purf and South Africa dads with

457
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Speaker 4: some zebras.

458
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Speaker 2: And we are deliverable. I'm so sorry. We've only slept

459
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Speaker 2: for about six hours, so we're doing our best here, guys.

460
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Speaker 2: And if you've enjoyed the event on our instance story

461
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Speaker 2: Will and Woody, you can still say there's a heap

462
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Speaker 2: of the moments start there and the video.

463
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Speaker 5: The final product is furiously getting worked.

464
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Speaker 2: On right now and hopefully we'll be up before the

465
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Speaker 2: show on our Facebook age. But right now I'm taking

466
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 2: far too much joy in talking to you about the

467
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Speaker 2: events that bombed and frankly, the moment, the moments where

468
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Speaker 2: you and to be.

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Speaker 5: Honest, mate, not your fault. You were cooked. You've been

470
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Speaker 5: going for a very long time.

471
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Speaker 2: And when we arrived in Perth, you know, we had

472
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Speaker 2: that engagement party which I've just told you Robbie Gray

473
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 2: was out, which was probably your biggest bomb and put

474
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Speaker 2: out Alad to start.

475
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Speaker 3: Thanks for bringing up again.

476
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Speaker 2: And also the crowd surf where you tried to jump

477
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Speaker 2: on a bunch of fifteen year old girls. Now, they

478
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 2: were both bad moments, but I think your worst was

479
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 2: probably at a baby shower here in Perth. You came

480
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Speaker 2: in two hours sleep in your leopard print which you

481
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Speaker 2: wore all day and your speed dealers smell quick champagne skull.

482
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Speaker 3: And then that was disrespectful.

483
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Speaker 2: Was at the baby shower and then I was very thirsty.

484
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Speaker 2: You noticed there were four or five other women that

485
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Speaker 2: were pregnant, and you proceeded to vigorously rub their bees

486
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Speaker 2: whilst grinding on them. And I think if we put

487
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Speaker 2: ourselves in their shoes, I think this is a chance

488
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Speaker 2: for women to call up and just say that's not okay.

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Speaker 3: We don't have to say that.

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Speaker 4: We got Kaylee here is giving us a call and

491
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Speaker 4: thirty one oh sixty five, Kaylee, I'm just of the

492
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Speaker 4: opinion that, you know, are you pregnant?

493
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Speaker 3: Sorry, Kaylee?

494
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Speaker 2: Before I go on, oh yes, yes, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Outstanding, congratulations. Obviously it's all going to well, Kaylee.

496
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Speaker 4: If I if I saw you in person, I would

497
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Speaker 4: I would feel like it would be okay for me

498
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Speaker 4: to go, oh, you know, exciting about the baby? Mind

499
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Speaker 4: if I give it a quick rub?

500
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Speaker 11: Yeah, look, that's like major creepy.

501
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Speaker 7: Yeah, already feeling the way that you feel pregnant. Ye,

502
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Speaker 7: you've got to warm up to this stuff, you know.

503
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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe start with it. Hey, how you're going my

504
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 2: name is Woody, Kaylee, rather than great?

505
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's good.

506
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Speaker 2: Would you would you mind if I touch the belly

507
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Speaker 2: where your unborn child is?

508
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Speaker 5: I mean that's growing in humans.

509
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's where I go about it. Yeah, there's

510
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Speaker 2: the call, Kaylee.

511
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, fair enough that that's your opinion, Kaylee. You

512
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Speaker 4: know she's one person.

513
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Speaker 3: Though. We've also got Tony here, who's given us a call.

514
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Speaker 4: Tony you're not pregnant, but you've been pregnant before, Yes,

515
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Speaker 4: I have, okay, And what's your experience with strangers walking

516
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Speaker 4: up to you and trying to touch your belly?

517
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Speaker 8: Absolutely not.

518
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Speaker 2: I was in uniforms.

519
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Speaker 12: Random. I mean, you can picture people in your town

520
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Speaker 12: sometimes anyways, starts walking towards me and she said, oh,

521
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Speaker 12: I've got to touch your stomach, and I was like no,

522
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Speaker 12: But the way he looked at.

523
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Speaker 2: Me was like, Tony, you can just grab that moment

524
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Speaker 2: and then if you can, just in your imagination dress

525
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Speaker 2: that person in leopard print and speed dealer sonnies.

526
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Speaker 4: Throwing a dig at my hairstyle as well, Tony on

527
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Speaker 4: the way through. No, thanks for the call, Tony. I

528
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Speaker 4: appreciate you, and I think it's just selfish, to be honest.

529
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Speaker 4: I just think it's the most beautiful thing to feel.

530
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Speaker 2: It is, but it's their child. You have to You cannot,

531
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Speaker 2: particularly if you don't know them, run in there, drink

532
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 2: a glass of champagne and then simultaneously, well, let's I

533
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 2: can't take the alcohol out of it.

534
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Speaker 3: That's what happened.

535
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Speaker 2: You were in leopard print, but I'm drinking champagne and

536
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Speaker 2: grinding on them. And rubbing their bellies. Now we're going

537
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Speaker 2: to wrap it up.

538
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Speaker 3: What probably one person's getting roundy Candas Canadas.

539
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Speaker 4: Here you going, Candas, thank you?

540
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Speaker 3: What are your thoughts?

541
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Speaker 4: I'm at the point now where I just think it's

542
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Speaker 4: selfish if a pregnant woman doesn't let me just have

543
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Speaker 4: a little rub of the beautiful orb of life that

544
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Speaker 4: is a pregnant belly.

545
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Speaker 11: Well, actually I was one of the women that was

546
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Speaker 11: the baby show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't expect that.

548
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Speaker 3: I didn't expect that.

549
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Speaker 2: You want to.

550
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Speaker 3: What were your thoughts?

551
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Speaker 11: To be honest, I've actually seen a bit upset about

552
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Speaker 11: it yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, really, oh Candace, I'm sorry. Sorry, Canda, didn't

554
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm.

555
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Speaker 11: A thirty eight weeks pregnant and you kind of caught

556
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Speaker 11: me off guard. You came up from behind and yeah,

557
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Speaker 11: and I don't even know you.

558
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's fair, But I didn't then when you

559
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Speaker 4: I did. I did come from behind, but I'm from

560
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Speaker 4: my memory, from my memory canvas, Candas, I did say,

561
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Speaker 4: do you do you mind?

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Speaker 3: Do you mind if I touch a belly? Didn't?

563
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Speaker 2: I got it?

564
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Speaker 3: I did? I forget?

565
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Speaker 11: Well, yeah, but it kind of felt like I was

566
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Speaker 11: being groap. I mean you were and you came in

567
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Speaker 11: from behind.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it is harder to grab a grab a sorry.

569
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Speaker 2: Sorry to send us some with cafe bouchers or something

570
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Speaker 2: like that. Maybe even pay for.

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Speaker 3: The hospital bill after the baby or yeah, it's a

572
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Speaker 3: good idea.

573
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Speaker 2: Maybe I could deliver the baby, pay pay the child's

574
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Speaker 2: school fees for the next ten years or something like that.

575
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Speaker 2: You want to see all of these moments. The Dancing

576
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 2: Mendor weekend has robbed up, but the video is on

577
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 2: our Facebook page very shortly to be on Milan Woody.

578
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: You can still check out the instance story on Will

579
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Speaker 2: and what do we inmcafe and there twenty fifth to see.

580
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Speaker 2: On the other side, we've just come off the end

581
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 2: of the Dancing Bend a weekend. You can still see

582
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 2: the story on our Insta page and the Kremlakram. The video,

583
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 2: the final bit is going to be out very shortly

584
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Speaker 2: on a Facebook page Will and Woody. But we apologize

585
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Speaker 2: in advance for our state on the way.

586
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is sloppy radio at Bess been

587
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Speaker 4: as I would say, it's been a dog's breakfast.

588
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Speaker 3: It absolutely has been. And let's just continue right on

589
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Speaker 3: with that.

590
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Speaker 4: Dog's breakfast with just This might be a little bit selfish,

591
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 4: but I think other people will enjoy it. One of

592
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 4: my favorite things to do, actually know that my favorite

593
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 4: thing to do in this world is have a piece

594
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Speaker 4: of knowledge and nugget of knowledge that you don't know about.

595
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Speaker 3: You're very intelligent, You're you're you're super smart.

596
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Speaker 4: So this is a rare occasion, but on rare occasion

597
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 4: where I know something that you don't, it's just a

598
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 4: great celebration. And I hope that all of Australia can

599
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 4: celebrate with me when I when I when I do this.

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Speaker 3: So so look, I want to, I want to.

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Speaker 2: I can't vocalize the eye roll that I just I

602
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe maybe that did make a noise. Maybe

603
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: you can actually hear them knocking back into my skull.

604
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 4: So despite the eye roll, what I would like to

605
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 4: do is create a platform now where I can do

606
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Speaker 4: this play the owner.

607
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Speaker 9: In Fact Mate.

608
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Speaker 4: Get Fact is the game where I come up with

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Speaker 4: a fact, ask you about it, and then we see

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Speaker 4: if you know the fact or not.

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Speaker 3: Get Fact Mate is what it's called. Well, this is

612
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Speaker 3: going to be an ongoing thing.

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Speaker 5: Is that your Well?

614
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Speaker 4: I hope, So I just hope that after this all

615
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Speaker 4: of Australia has enjoyed it so much?

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Speaker 5: Do I get to return?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: No, it's boring when you ad smart me, because that

619
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Speaker 3: happens all the time. Do you know much about William

620
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Speaker 3: the Conqueror?

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Speaker 5: I do a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. What do you know about him?

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Speaker 5: William of normandyes?

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Speaker 2: Correct?

625
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 3: Very good?

626
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Speaker 5: Are you going to say?

627
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Speaker 2: Yes the whole time?

628
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Speaker 3: A lot about him? Do you want me to just

629
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Speaker 3: keep going? You keep going? But I know a lot

630
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Speaker 3: about him?

631
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Speaker 2: So William of Normandy, William the Bastard was conquered England

632
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Speaker 2: in ten sixty six when the Normans took over England,

633
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Speaker 2: and he actually got a couple of reasons why he

634
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Speaker 2: thought he had a right to the throne. The previous

635
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Speaker 2: king of it in England was Edward the Confessor. Correct,

636
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Speaker 2: And he actually found himself I think he fell down

637
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Speaker 2: a hole and William rescued him and he said, actually,

638
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Speaker 2: as a result of that, I will give you my

639
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Speaker 2: kingdom afterwards.

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Speaker 4: Yep, little fun of fact, though William actually dug the hole.

641
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Speaker 4: But go on, William was also, what else do you

642
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Speaker 4: I know about him?

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Speaker 11: No?

644
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Speaker 3: No, that's actually it was one of just a lot.

645
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Speaker 2: Obviously won the battle against the Saxons. Harold got shot

646
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Speaker 2: in the eye with an arrow, and he was the

647
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Speaker 2: last person and the only successful person since ten sixty

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Speaker 2: six invade England.

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Speaker 3: Okay, got a lot, You've got a lot on him.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I wonder though, if you know this little fact

651
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Speaker 4: about him, and I'll be asking you a question on

652
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Speaker 4: this fat William the Conqueror at the peak of his powers,

653
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Speaker 4: he was an indulgent man. He was a greedy man,

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Speaker 4: and he actually consumed. But he got so fat that

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Speaker 4: he actually couldn't ride his horse anymore. William the Conqueror

656
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Speaker 4: got so fat that so you're telling me that, as

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Speaker 4: a factor, he got so morbidly obese that he could

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Speaker 4: no longer ride horses. Now, this was a problem for

659
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Speaker 4: a conqueror in the line of work of conquering.

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Speaker 3: Locomotion was an immed thing.

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Speaker 4: So given he couldn't ride a horse because he was

662
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Speaker 4: so fat, he went on, what story, I promise you

663
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Speaker 4: this is, He went on, historians say, one of the

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Speaker 4: first ever street diets.

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Speaker 3: And my question to you, will I'll give you think

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Speaker 3: of music thing.

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Speaker 4: My question to you, what was William Conqueror's diet? That

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Speaker 4: he did so he could lose weight and therefore ride

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Speaker 4: horses again.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you some thinking music. There's no way I'm

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Speaker 3: going to know this, and that's disappointing.

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Speaker 4: I mean, have you think about it, mate, have a

673
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Speaker 4: think about it.

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Speaker 3: Just put your put your brain to work. It's the

675
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Speaker 3: eleventh century. What would a good diet be?

676
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Speaker 2: Then?

677
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Speaker 3: Is William the conqueror?

678
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Speaker 2: Williams is?

679
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Speaker 5: Yespathetic?

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Speaker 2: Your potatoes only potatoes. Don't laugh at me. Don't laugh

681
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Speaker 2: at me. You've read a little you've read a little

682
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Speaker 2: funk bag that's so in the middle of your news

683
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Speaker 2: dot com news that you thought it'd be a little

684
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Speaker 2: bit of fun to perk into the airwaves.

685
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Speaker 3: That is so embarrassing. Correct, sound wrong? He didn't go

686
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Speaker 3: on a diet of potatoes.

687
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Speaker 6: You more on.

688
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: How do you not know that? Shut up?

689
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Speaker 3: What William conquered? Yes, you might find is really interesting.

690
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Speaker 3: The diet he was on.

691
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, only alcohol for nine months.

692
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Speaker 3: He did not have anything except alcohol, A.

693
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Speaker 2: Little bit like you over the last forty eight hours. Yes,

694
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Speaker 2: we're alive, but we're running on fumes woods. The bend

695
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: Aken has been completed, and for everyone that's followed us

696
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Speaker 2: across the socials across the weekend. I hope you enjoyed

697
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: it as much as well you did. Look, we had fun,

698
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: We've had a good time. But but if people need

699
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: you need to know that when you see the Facebook

700
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 2: video that's going to be out on willing Woody very shortly,

701
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: that times were not always great.

702
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 4: No, definitely not. And it reminded me of all the

703
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: dark moment. This show has just been a highlights real

704
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 4: of all. My boss, it wasn't what I was expecting

705
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Speaker 4: from the show.

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Speaker 2: I've had no sleepy I know, we've only slept about

707
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Speaker 2: six hours. But as I said, there is going to

708
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Speaker 2: be a video on our Facebook page Willim Woudio and

709
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: if you want to check it out, I just don't

710
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: need you to go there with this impression that you're

711
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: just going to see a couple of guys, you know,

712
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 2: having the best of times over the weekend.

713
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Speaker 3: I mean, geez, we had a great time. We had

714
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Speaker 3: some great times.

715
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Speaker 2: But for example, the moment we rocked up in an

716
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Speaker 2: engagement party prematurely and basically got booted because of you bombing.

717
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: And I listened to where we're at in this video.

718
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 2: I've listened to this. Actually it was so bad that

719
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Speaker 2: they've gone straight into is now. They didn't even.

720
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Speaker 3: That looked that was really tough.

721
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 2: I was trying to get round here for the last one.

722
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 4: When you're trying, it was worse because there's like you've

723
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Speaker 4: also asked me the help, and then they didn't feel

724
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Speaker 4: I feel bad, I feel flat. I think we need

725
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 4: to wrap this whole thing up. I think I'm done,

726
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 4: we need to go home.

727
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Speaker 2: A further rubbed salt in the world by telling you

728
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Speaker 2: that champion Port Adelaide footballer Robbie Gray.

729
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Speaker 5: Was also at that party. But you don't shay that.

730
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Speaker 4: I mean, I thought a good friend of mine would

731
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Speaker 4: just conceal that knowledge. But yeah, you know, thanks for that,

732
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 4: Thanks for letting me know.

733
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Speaker 2: It's going to be on our Facebook page very very surely,

734
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: the Dancing Bender Weekend. It's been a river and pump

735
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 2: to show you guys how it all went down. We're

736
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 2: coming off the back of the Dancing Bender Weekend. There's

737
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 2: a video that's going to be of that on our

738
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: Facebook page that you guys can go and check out

739
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: very very shortly.

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Speaker 3: Right now, though, will wonder see woody damn.

741
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Speaker 1: Dancing Bender Weekend.

742
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Speaker 2: It's time to be.

743
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Speaker 4: Sorry, how much talked out the opening there, that's great

744
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 4: opener before we do get to covering. You know, just

745
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 4: you know, probably more of my bombs. I just wanted

746
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 4: to discuss with you something that's really blowing up, one

747
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 4: that's made it is just blowing.

748
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Speaker 3: Fifty Shades of Free of Freedom. Fifty's the new one called.

749
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Speaker 2: I thought it was fifty Shades darking.

750
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Speaker 4: Fifty shades got darker for the second shades got darker,

751
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 4: and then fifty shades got light, and then fifty shades

752
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 4: they got it got light after it got dark.

753
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Speaker 3: I think it did. Night is always the darkest before

754
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Speaker 3: the dawn. As the great who said that, I don't know, Sorr,

755
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Speaker 3: I'm going to trade it.

756
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Speaker 4: Fifty Shades Freed came out last week, the latest movie

757
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Speaker 4: in the fifty Shades franchised.

758
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Speaker 2: How many of they done?

759
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Speaker 4: I think this is the third? Yes, okay, so there's

760
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 4: been three obviously these movies.

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Speaker 3: You know you don't. I'm not going to be giving

762
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Speaker 3: anything away when I say there's are very sexually charged films.

763
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Speaker 3: It's erotic, it's sexy.

764
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, how do you know? I mean, I think

765
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you walked out the same time I did.

766
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Speaker 3: I did for the first one.

767
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Speaker 4: I haven't seen the films myself, but again we know

768
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Speaker 4: that they're based on erotic novels. Now, what has erupted

769
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 4: after the release of Fifty Shades Free is the fact

770
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Speaker 4: that across all the three movies, you never see Christian

771
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Speaker 4: Gray aka Jamie Dawden's Tally Whacker.

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Speaker 5: There's there's zero chop three zero chop.

773
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if the chop was chopped.

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Speaker 5: Surely they would have had to have chopped a bit

775
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Speaker 5: of chop though, because.

776
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Speaker 2: Scenes, yeah, we would have just been nerd on set

777
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Speaker 2: a lot of the time, wouldn't he.

778
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Speaker 3: I would imagine so. But the fact of the matter is,

779
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Speaker 3: you get.

780
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Speaker 5: How do you think?

781
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Speaker 2: So very good do you think? How do you think

782
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Speaker 2: they go when they are, you know, like one on.

783
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Speaker 3: One who Dakota and Jamie. I don't know who Dakota is.

784
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Speaker 3: Dakota plays the woman.

785
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Speaker 2: We really shouldn't be talking about this, but Dakota plays

786
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Speaker 2: the word.

787
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jamie's a guy.

788
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Speaker 2: How do you think because obviously in that sort of situation,

789
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Speaker 2: as a guy heterosexual, Jamie down is there are moments

790
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Speaker 2: when you get, you know, a little bit into the

791
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Speaker 2: scene yep.

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Speaker 4: Sure, it's got to be tough going. I look, I

793
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Speaker 4: actually from an outside perceecion. When you see these scene

794
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 4: that looks very sexy and romantic, I need to remember

795
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 4: that there are thirty people standing around with camera lights

796
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Speaker 4: cut there.

797
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Speaker 3: You know what it's like being on a set.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it is very sexy all. I think

799
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Speaker 4: you could get your mind out of it.

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Speaker 3: Pretty quickly, get your mind out of what, well what

801
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Speaker 3: you're doing.

802
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 4: You know, it would just become like, you know, for

803
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Speaker 4: a librarian putting a book back.

804
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Speaker 3: For an accountant.

805
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Speaker 2: I don't think they're being nude over Dakota Fanning Dakota

806
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Speaker 2: and Dako Johnson Johnson Dakota's Johnson.

807
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Speaker 5: I don't think.

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Speaker 2: Nude would be like putting a book away.

809
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 3: For a while.

810
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 4: We'd get like that just becomes the norm. What's on today, Jamie,

811
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Speaker 4: I'm just getting nude with my good friend Dakota.

812
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're just going to be putting my book away.

813
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 4: That's well, that's exactly what would feel like. But sorry,

814
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 4: I I'll move off that. I'll move off that. I

815
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 4: want to go back to the point that Jamie Dordon's

816
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 4: doodle has never been out in all the mo and

817
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 4: women are getting online and going this is a croc

818
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 4: amount of times I see Dakota Johnson's boobies would be

819
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Speaker 4: in the tens of tens of hundreds, tens of every

820
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Speaker 4: second scene she has her breast, her boobies out, her

821
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Speaker 4: Johnson's Johnson's.

822
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Speaker 3: All over the all over the screen.

823
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Speaker 4: But the point remains that Jamie Dordon's doodle has never

824
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Speaker 4: been out. But I want to ask women now in

825
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Speaker 4: thirteen one.

826
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Speaker 3: Oh sixty five, are you angry about that?

827
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Speaker 4: I think we asked for its equality in this world

828
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Speaker 4: and it just feels like in this in an erotic film, because.

829
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Speaker 2: You're obviously a big nude celebrity guy in general, which

830
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: was talking about in the show. Yes I am, but

831
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 2: you know, and we actually spoke about this the other

832
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: day that there is a very large disparity between the

833
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Speaker 2: amount of boobs that are on film and the amount

834
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Speaker 2: of chop we see.

835
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Speaker 5: We can only I mean of the chops that you like.

836
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: Yes, we've only see aff for a brief Well you think.

837
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 5: You saw some ben affleck and gone girl, But where's.

838
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Speaker 3: That that's into the cuff?

839
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: Is actually is so funny. What about what about what

840
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: about in Blood Diamond you thought you see a bit

841
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Speaker 2: of a shadow of a swing.

842
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: You see a silhouette of digital hitson but this is

843
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Speaker 3: I got quite seriously though.

844
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 5: Silhouette tweet.

845
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Speaker 2: It's like I think it's the mic boom, but they're

846
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Speaker 2: not sure.

847
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Speaker 4: Because it's when he's I don't describe the same next

848
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Speaker 4: week's plum.

849
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Speaker 2: I want to.

850
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Speaker 4: I want to, I do want to seriously as women

851
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 4: though on thirteen one o six five, what is the diamonds?

852
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: That's the please? I don't have the diamonds. I'm going

853
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 3: to get my kid to prove to you.

854
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 4: If you don't have a diamond, what the bloody hell's

855
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 4: that swing?

856
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: Sorry, we need to get back on topic.

857
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: Here, you go for it.

858
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 4: I'm asking for women thirteen one o six five for

859
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Speaker 4: guys as well. Guys and girls. Do you want to

860
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 4: see it?

861
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

862
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: Do you want a bit more?

863
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Speaker 4: Because there's the reason they're not doing it, because no

864
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 4: one wants to see a chop on screen. I mean,

865
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Speaker 4: I can't understand for the life of me why they

866
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Speaker 4: haven't done it, given there is so much nudity in

867
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Speaker 4: this film, So I want to ask the.

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Speaker 2: Question, why is it happening? So people thirty one and

869
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Speaker 2: six five, do you want to see yes, a stopping

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Speaker 2: of chopping of the.

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Speaker 3: Chop that's confusing?

872
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 4: Do you want would you have wanted to have seen

873
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 4: Jamie Dorner nude full frontal nude in the movie? And

874
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Speaker 4: then we can extrapolate from there day should there be

875
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Speaker 4: more full frontal male nudity in films?

876
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: Great give us cop Twill and Woody. We just wrapped

877
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: up The Dancing Bend a weekend. We've been talking about

878
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: that for a little while and there's more of that

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00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: to come the video on our Facebook page.

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Speaker 5: Will and wood you very soon.

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Speaker 2: We do apologize in advance for the word slurs and

882
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 2: general delirium that's occurring in here. We've only slept for

883
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Speaker 2: about six hours.

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Speaker 4: And speaking of delirium, we're right now asking on thirteen

885
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Speaker 4: one oh six five if there is some demand there

886
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Speaker 4: to see more male full frontal nudity in films.

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Speaker 3: I could put that simpler. Do we want to see

888
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: more chop? Do we do? We want to see male

889
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Speaker 3: tally whacker on the.

890
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Speaker 2: Tally or less less chop of the chop.

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00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 4: Right now that you can count on one hand how

892
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Speaker 4: many times you've seen like lead Hollywood actors get their

893
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Speaker 4: tally whacker out. For example, Michael Fassbender's done it very impressive.

894
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Speaker 2: Mind you which movie Mark.

895
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Speaker 4: Michael Fassbender did it in It's called He Plays a

896
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 4: Sex out of Shame. Brilliant, shame standing film and an

897
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 4: outstanding chop. Yeah, but it is weird. I'm wondering now

898
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: is the demand not there? Like, is the reason we're

899
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 4: not seeing full front or male nudity because no one

900
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 4: wants it? So that's what we're asking thirteen one oh

901
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 4: six five. Good, We've got Karen here, who's given us

902
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 4: a call. Karen, did you want to see Jamie Dawn

903
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 4: and nude in fifty Shades Freed?

904
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 7: It would have been nice yet Yeah?

905
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 4: Okay, So, so did you go to the film thinking

906
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 4: this is buddy exciting. I've got my popcorn, I've got

907
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 4: my chop top hopefully I see a chop.

908
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 3: Hopefully. Did you go in hopeful that you were going

909
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 3: to see Jamie completely naked?

910
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 7: Yes?

911
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: And no.

912
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 11: I think it's nice to leave some to the imaginations,

913
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 11: But Karen.

914
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: I think the point is here though, that there's nothing

915
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 2: left to the imagination.

916
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 5: With Dakota Johnson.

917
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's true.

918
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, even the game. Yeah, that's what we're talking about,

919
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 2: and I appreciate the call, Karen. I would have got

920
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: Rosie here, Rosie thirty one oh six five. Rosie, how

921
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 2: do you feel about the lack of I mean, obviously

922
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: we're talking about Jamie Dornan's chop specifically, but just men

923
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: in general not being exposed as frontal nerdity.

924
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 3: What do you reckon?

925
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know. I wasn't too disappointed that he

926
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 7: didn't get it out. I mean, I thought they did

927
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 7: a pretty good.

928
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 4: Job of showing equal amounts of both.

929
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 11: Of their bit.

930
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 3: Do you see his bottom?

931
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 4: I actually haven't seen the film road it definitely sees

932
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 4: but he's touchy, yeah, yeah, even Yeah.

933
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 12: I think there was a moment where they did show

934
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 12: his bottom, which I was surprised start seeing as they

935
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 12: haven't shown the.

936
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 5: Full front tool great bum.

937
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 4: Standing it's not standing body, there's no But you're saying,

938
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 4: Rosie that that it's not fair that there was a

939
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 4: bit of both, and you would you would have wanted

940
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 4: to have seen the tally whacker full frontal at some stage.

941
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 7: No, I was quite happy.

942
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 2: That is all all the women that are calling up here,

943
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to see the doodle as much as

944
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: we do. I don't know what it was, really taking

945
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: a weird reully for our own comparative purposes. It's just

946
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: men that want to see more of this money. Women

947
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: are enjoying the faker. They're not saying as much on

948
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 2: Maybe women get enough.

949
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 4: Let's go to Chloe here, Chloe, Chloe, did you did

950
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 4: you want to see full frontal male nerdity on the

951
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 4: big screen?

952
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 2: Not really?

953
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 7: I was.

954
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 2: Sorry learning a lot here.

955
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 3: So what were you saying you were happy with?

956
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 7: I was pretty happy with how much they showed of him.

957
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 6: I think with Karen or Rosie they said leave their imagination.

958
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 5: As a woman.

959
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 4: You go in, you're like, oh, okay, right, and then

960
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: you sit there like, oh this is really exciting, and

961
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 4: then you're match for a while. So yeah, so you

962
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 4: going like, oh, I wonder what it looks like, and

963
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 4: that sort of adds a bit of excitement to it.

964
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 3: That's really interesting.

965
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's I mean, like, I might be

966
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 2: extrapolating this unfairly, but do you think that that's the

967
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 2: case A lot of the time it might be. I

968
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 2: know it's the case you know with men in general,

969
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 2: where it's like, you know, looking forward to it to

970
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: get there and then you know, the curtains come down

971
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: and what you see is not exactly what you want.

972
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 3: Are you saying when you get new that it's unimpressive?

973
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 2: It's sure?

974
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, that's all your personal problem with Do

975
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 4: you think that women in general?

976
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 2: And I think you guys are way more into the

977
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: idea of their rigs and you know, well, one.

978
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,760
Speaker 4: Way I ask Laura, Laura, do you do you are you?

979
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 4: Are you ever excited about seeing.

980
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 3: Seeing a tally whacker? It?

981
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 7: Well, now that you ruined it for me and I

982
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,439
Speaker 7: found out that he doesn't actually reveal it in the movie,

983
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna see it.

984
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 3: You were desperate? Sorry sorry spoiler alert. I should have seen.

985
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 7: I was going to go. And now it's just no point.

986
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, obviously I was never going to

987
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 3: see it.

988
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 4: Then again, if they were selling it as you see

989
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 4: Dawn AND's doodle, do you.

990
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 2: Know what you didn't see gone girl until I saw it,

991
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 2: and then you and all that keen and then I

992
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 2: mentioned affleck nude.

993
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 4: Yeah there's a glimpse, and then I was very I

994
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 4: was viscerally disappointed because it only is a very brief

995
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 4: glimpse as he steps into the shower. It does thwack

996
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 4: out a little bit, but.

997
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 2: It doesn't Flatowers Green.

998
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 5: Doesn't remember.

999
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 3: The glass.

1000
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: Batman's Batman's doodle just hits the shower glass just come

1001
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 2: off the end of a bender, the dancing bend weekend,

1002
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: and it legitimately was that mate. It's left for a

1003
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: cumulative total of six hours. We're ratchet, I mean we

1004
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 2: we are just you can probably hear that. We can.

1005
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: We're asking through. But there is going to be a

1006
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 2: video on our Facebook page. Willian what he very shortly

1007
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 2: when things were at their low point though, I was

1008
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: so glad that we arrived in w A. We got

1009
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: down to Perth and we're at a pub called the

1010
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 2: Wembley Hotel and an old harn of an old horn

1011
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: of yours and some old and some old friends. We're

1012
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: in there as well West Coast Eagles, Luke Shewey and

1013
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: the common medallist Josh Kennedy.

1014
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't forget, Buttsy Prettyship plays samba.

1015
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: Sam Butler was in there as well as someone else,

1016
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: but we can't remember.

1017
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 5: It was wearing a picture.

1018
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone ind a picture. It was a bit of

1019
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 3: a flog.

1020
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: But all of this is part of the video, and

1021
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 2: this is why people need to go and watch this

1022
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 2: a little bit later on. You just this this year,

1023
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 2: the moments that arose, I mean a lot of the

1024
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: time because you are so cooked.

1025
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 3: I don't think that you really know what you're doing.

1026
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 3: It happens.

1027
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: Listen, I listen to this bit when we did see

1028
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 2: Josh Kennedy, the Colen Medalist from the West Coast egles

1029
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: this is the point where you rub your bomb in

1030
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 2: his face and say to him the common Medalist wants it.

1031
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 5: Have a listen to this.

1032
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 9: Voice.

1033
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 4: Yes, it turns out the color Medalist didn't want it.

1034
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: It's all bud. That's going to be on our Facebook page.

1035
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: Will and Woody though. Right now time, if you're in

1036
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 2: the peak out traffic all over Australia, the five point

1037
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: thirty traffic jam, the real jam flowing down. What you

1038
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: gonna do here, if you want to hear a song

1039
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 2: while you're in the middle of traffic is just open

1040
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: up an insta story, tag us at Will and Woody

1041
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: and tell us what you want to hear, which is

1042
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 2: exactly what Adam's done.

1043
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 3: Okay, boys, I'm just stuck in traffic?

1044
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: Can you play a shanty foolish just to get me home?

1045
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 2: Love your eyes.

1046
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: Wonder see Woody Damn Will and Woody is dancing Bender Weekender.

1047
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 3: It's time to.

1048
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 2: Be Demon's been fed and the demon is cooked. We

1049
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 2: are running out of six hours sleep and we really

1050
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 2: apologize for any.

1051
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 5: Plunders we make on the air.

1052
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 2: But there's a video on our Facebook page, Will and

1053
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 2: Woody that will be up very very shortly of all

1054
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: the weekends escapades.

1055
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, we basically used this two hour show just to

1056
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 4: go over just everything, all the bombs that I had,

1057
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 4: because I mean there were so many events. Of course

1058
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 4: there were going to be some events where my performance,

1059
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 4: well it was not only going to be lacklustery and

1060
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 4: just not well received.

1061
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 5: No, it was an animals.

1062
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: A lot of the time you came in very hot.

1063
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,760
Speaker 3: Probably I was always excited.

1064
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 2: I had a couple of jars, very excited, zero sleep

1065
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 2: and often more often than not, overset the monk.

1066
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: So let's talk about the thirtieth.

1067
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 4: We went to the thirtieth God, this was this is

1068
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 4: this is probably your lowest. This was So this was

1069
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 4: in Sydney, and I came in with a lot of enthusiasm.

1070
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: Shout out to well, maybe not a shout out. She

1071
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 2: probably hates this now, but if your marriage is still together, Erica.

1072
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, And what.

1073
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 4: We just alluded to there is was the real problem

1074
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 4: with the entire thing. So I walked into a thirtieth

1075
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 4: and the crowd had formed around Alec was that lecture?

1076
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 3: What's her name? Erica?

1077
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm.

1078
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 3: She was sitting on a chair by herself, so obviously

1079
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 3: sounds like a podmon was in Christina.

1080
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 4: Eric, I'm gonna write it down, Eric so erics on

1081
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 4: a chair. The whole crowd's around, and I go, right,

1082
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 4: obviously she wants a lapdown. She's on a chair, like

1083
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 4: what else? Yes, that music starts playing. I see a

1084
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 4: jugg of order on the bar. I decide, let's let's

1085
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 4: let's add some moisture here. I douse myself in water

1086
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 4: and I start engaging in.

1087
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 3: What is now being known as a very famous leopard

1088
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 3: lap dance.

1089
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: And now again, this is going to be in the video,

1090
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 2: which we be on the face page Willing. What are you

1091
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 2: versually as well? At the moment I think you're about

1092
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 2: to describe, mate, I mean, we we almost took this

1093
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: out because we had to get their permission after was

1094
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 2: obviously because of the friction that we generated between the couple.

1095
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 4: But I had been going for two minutes, two to

1096
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 4: three minutes, and I like it was a left dance.

1097
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 3: I am talking. I was behind up and down.

1098
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 4: I was backing that beautiful peach of a bottom that

1099
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 4: I've got right up in there. I was straddling the

1100
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 4: chair and going up and down. I was giving her

1101
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 4: the full service.

1102
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 3: And it was at that.

1103
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 4: Point three minutes in, and I just wish will you

1104
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 4: had told me this earlier. But as I am, if

1105
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 4: you can picture this straddling the chair and she's obviously

1106
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 4: on the chair and legs wrapped around, you decided at

1107
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 4: that moment to tell me that her husband, who didn't

1108
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 4: know I was coming, who had no idea that a

1109
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 4: lap dance was happening, didn't know what, didn't know who

1110
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 4: I was.

1111
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 3: It was a radio bit. He's standing there looking at me.

1112
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 2: He's probably got the bar tab for us as well.

1113
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 4: For the whole thing, and he's looking at with fire

1114
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 4: in his eyes as I am bouncing, grinding on his wife.

1115
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 10: Let's be honest, what I what I what the bigggest

1116
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 10: concern is what your giggest concern or my biggest thing

1117
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 10: with this is I just wish i'd know.

1118
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 3: I just wish someone had told me, and then maybe

1119
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 3: I would have done a softer dance. Maybe I would

1120
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 3: have just done a little tango.

1121
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: For it wouldn't have been And again you can see

1122
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 2: his video on the Facebook page with them you but

1123
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 2: you did stop when you found out. But I didn't

1124
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: know either. I only got told when you. I don't

1125
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 2: know whether it was when you had her head in

1126
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 2: your crutch.

1127
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 3: Like that's a joke, got video evidence of that. I

1128
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 3: never did that.

1129
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 5: At that point, someone said to me.

1130
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 3: You need to stop throwing things around like that.

1131
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 2: I did not at all have it. Someone said to me,

1132
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: her husband's here. Yes, this is what I want to

1133
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: talk about. I want to know.

1134
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 3: I'm thirteen one oh six five.

1135
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 4: Anyone can relate to the situation of finding out really

1136
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 4: late in the peace that someone was married, so like,

1137
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 4: and I just think there might be stories if someone

1138
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 4: strung you out for a while as well. You know,

1139
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 4: maybe you had a couple of dinner dates, you were

1140
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 4: thinking this is going really well, and then a month

1141
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 4: in they go, oh, by the way, yeah, I'm married.

1142
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 5: Just out of injuries.

1143
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: Do you think that going out for dinner with someone

1144
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: and then finding out they're married is better or worse

1145
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: than grinding someone's wife in.

1146
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 3: Front of them? So much better? Yeah, you could probably

1147
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 3: date someone for three months and that.

1148
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah better, And you wouldn't get to the stage that

1149
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 4: I got to on that dance floor at that thirtieth

1150
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 4: overn on the same night.

1151
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 3: Other people who have gone out on nights.

1152
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 4: And like got really close with some maybe dance with

1153
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 4: them all night, maybe got in a cab together, I

1154
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 4: don't know, and then they've held it and to go, oh,

1155
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 4: by the way, either married or I'm in a relationship.

1156
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So how close did you get before they told.

1157
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:12,720
Speaker 5: You they were taken?

1158
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thirteen one or sixty five is the number? Just there? Yeah,

1159
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: just either married or taken? Yeah, give it. Still, it's really.

1160
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: Woody towards the dancing Bendor weekend has wrapped up the

1161
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 2: video on our Facebook page very very shortly. You can

1162
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 2: see how it all went down on Will and Woody

1163
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 2: for you. Go and check it out. But we're only

1164
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: disecting a number of the moments that occurred over the weekend,

1165
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: and you've surprised you brought it up. Mate, was easily

1166
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: the most controversial of your forty eight hours of NonStop dancing.

1167
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 4: But to this point, I say, it not my fault,

1168
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 4: and this is what I want to hear from other people.

1169
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 4: I went to a thirtieth and started what became known

1170
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 4: as a famous leopard lap dance on Erica, who said

1171
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 4: his birth that was. And I got three minutes into

1172
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 4: this lap dance where I was trying to, you know,

1173
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 4: put on a good show, and you know.

1174
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: And she was. She was sitting in a chair in

1175
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: the middle of a group of people at a bt yep.

1176
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 4: And then three minutes in you tapped me on the shoulder,

1177
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 4: and as a good mate does, you said that her

1178
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 4: husband was also there and was literally standing three meters

1179
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 4: away and crossed and was quite a big guy few

1180
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 4: and of course he was serious. But I want to

1181
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 4: hear it's not my fault because I didn't know that

1182
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 4: she was even married, let alone that her husband was

1183
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 4: standing right there.

1184
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 3: And I want to ask other people.

1185
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: She also spanked you.

1186
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 3: She spanked me a number of times.

1187
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: She actually looked cookie everybody. She's maged you the first time.

1188
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: This is when I pulled you up. She spgd you

1189
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 2: the first time, and then you go, oh, not hard enough,

1190
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 2: go again, and you turned around. And then when you

1191
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 2: got the second one and it looked a little bit saucy,

1192
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 2: that's when someone leaned into men's head.

1193
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 5: That's her husband, that's right.

1194
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 3: And that was obviously a real hard in mouth moment.

1195
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 4: And I want to hear from thirty six five how

1196
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 4: long until you found out they are married?

1197
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 2: Or did they leave?

1198
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 4: It a really long time before you found out someone

1199
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 4: was married. Got Sylvia here, this happened to you on

1200
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 4: a night.

1201
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 7: Out in did I was out with my girlfriends.

1202
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 13: It was just after my divorce and I'd only been

1203
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 13: divorced for about two or three months.

1204
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 5: We were at the races and we were having a

1205
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 5: great time.

1206
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 13: This group of guys offered us a limo back to

1207
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 13: a pub in Melbourne, so we went in the liber

1208
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 13: and we had I was just having a great, great time,

1209
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,919
Speaker 13: hadn't been out, and then one of the guys took

1210
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 13: my hand, took me outside and gave me a kiss,

1211
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 13: and it well, I just kiss in ten years from

1212
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 13: from somebody different than you.

1213
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 8: And then he really gets married after.

1214
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,280
Speaker 3: He kissed you.

1215
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 13: Wow, he kisses me and then he tells me he's married.

1216
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 5: So he made the move on you.

1217
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 4: So he advanced on you, enjoyed me, enjoyed the kiss,

1218
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 4: and then finished and said I'm married.

1219
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, going through that point, pig of a man.

1220
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 3: And it's not your fault because you thought he was single.

1221
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 5: I can't buy I'm believe that.

1222
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 2: What do you get out of that?

1223
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously loves kissing other people, and then that isn't

1224
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 4: that's selfish.

1225
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 3: And not fear on silver.

1226
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, Samantha, Samantha, this is this has happened. This happened

1227
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 4: a number of times to you, Samantha.

1228
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I seem to attract it. It's definitely a pattern.

1229
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1230
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,959
Speaker 7: But you know, in my early twenties, within a couple

1231
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 7: of months, I had two instances. The first one, you know,

1232
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 7: things were going along really well and all the rest

1233
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 7: of it, and then we had a bit of an

1234
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 7: argument and he told me he was glad he was

1235
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 7: still married and had his kids. Oh god, separated and

1236
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 7: didn't have children, married with kids, married with three kids. Yep.

1237
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 3: So and how long were you seen this guy for, Samantha?

1238
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 2: A couple of months caught an operation to be running

1239
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 2: like I just don't understand how you can sociopathically. No, yeah,

1240
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 2: live those separate lives. That's it.

1241
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 4: Wow, And sorry, we're going to Samantha here, Samantha, and

1242
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 4: this has happened to you again.

1243
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 7: Yes. So the second time we were started that met

1244
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 7: another guy. Everything was seemed to be okay. I got

1245
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 7: absolutely pregnant and we were working night shifts.

1246
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 2: He came.

1247
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 7: I said, you know, can you come and see me

1248
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 7: before I finished tonight? And I told him I was pregnant,

1249
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 7: that you know, it was my choice and I understood

1250
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 7: and blah blah blah. And it was very early on

1251
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 7: in the piece. Dropped him home and we were outside.

1252
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,879
Speaker 7: It was absolutely pouring down rain. It was really cold,

1253
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 7: and I said him, look, is there any chance can

1254
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 7: we just go upstairs and have a cup of tea?

1255
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 4: And no, we can't because and.

1256
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 7: I said why and he said, well, my girlfriend's up there.

1257
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 7: About five years?

1258
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 9: Have you have you?

1259
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 3: Have you had the have you had the kid?

1260
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 7: I have his teenager?

1261
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 2: Now?

1262
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 3: What's that? Sorry?

1263
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 7: I just don't date any ah.

1264
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 3: That's true.

1265
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 2: It's enough to be jeezman. I'm glad to hear that.

1266
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 2: You you know, kicked him to the curve.

1267
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 3: Get out, then got Jake here as well.

1268
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 2: Jake, I hope you paid for the petrol on the

1269
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 2: right home as well, Jake.

1270
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 3: This is even to you.

1271
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 2: Not quite well almost Okay. So I was on a night.

1272
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 6: Out with my mates and met uh this girl.

1273
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 3: She's a bit older than.

1274
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 6: Me, and I thought, you know what we're on here,

1275
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 6: went back to the birthplace, had a had a pretty

1276
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 6: decent night, woke up the next morning with a company headache,

1277
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 6: getting tapped on the shoulder and this is big ball

1278
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 6: blade leaning over me, making my god the.

1279
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: Bed, get out of the bed. Jeez, Jay, what do

1280
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:46,959
Speaker 2: you say?

1281
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 13: Uh?

1282
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 6: To be honest, I asked if I could have some breakfast.

1283
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 2: The Dancing Man New Weekend Woods After six hours of

1284
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,280
Speaker 2: sleep over, the weekend came to a close over here

1285
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 2: in Perth, and gee whiz, it really was an epic venture.

1286
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 2: Rhyming in Perth was wonderful though. And there is now

1287
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 2: I can say, officially a video on our Facebook page,

1288
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 2: Will and Woody which is the sum total of just

1289
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 2: how draining that weekend was. And over the last two

1290
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 2: hours we've probably played to you.

1291
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 3: Some of the best. No, we haven't played any of

1292
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 3: the best.

1293
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 4: Actually, you've taken this show to just highlight all of

1294
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 4: my bombs, but whether it was the engagement party, or

1295
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 4: accidentally giving a lapdance to a married lady, or attempting

1296
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 4: the CrowdSurf and then realizing that the whole crab was

1297
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 4: fifteen year old girls and therefore just hitting the deck

1298
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 4: because none of them could carry an eighty three year

1299
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 4: old man.

1300
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 2: Also, there was also the moment when you quite deliriously

1301
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 2: and drunkenly rubbed your bum in cole medallist Josh Kennedy's fast.

1302
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 5: Well, so you haven't liten this?

1303
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 9: This is this? That is yes, j.

1304
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 3: About that? I didn't want it?

1305
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 2: Apparently that is it. We are done there. I mean, yeah,

1306
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 2: you gotta go and see this zig. I mean it's

1307
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 2: only just to maybe get a just a grip on

1308
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: how much we did. Thank you so much that everyone

1309
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: that pitched forward their baby shower, their Battle of the Bands,

1310
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: their bar mits for their christening, their hens party, their

1311
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 2: engagement party, every every single one of you guys that

1312
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 2: let Woody come and dance. We did have a blass

1313
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 2: over the weekend.

1314
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you to all those people, and obviously apologies

1315
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 4: to a number of people as well.

1316
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 2: Do you mate. That was epic. Yep. And that's it.

1317
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 2: We're done. I told you that, you know, the dancing

1318
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 2: demon would be exploited once and once only.

1319
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 3: And that's it. He's been fed, he's been overfed, and

1320
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:15,959
Speaker 3: now he's dead.

1321
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 2: God. Check it out. It's on our Facebook page, Will

1322
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 2: and Woody that week and see all of the action

1323
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 2: that we're beating for the cafe and their twenty fifth

1324
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 2: anniversary at the Ceda Borru.

1325
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: There's a fresh way to drive home with Will and Woody.