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Speaker 2: Good after night everyone, it's kissing.

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Speaker 1: It's well, and Woody get to your home. Actually, it's

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Speaker 1: not well. It's currently not Woody. It's just Will at

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Speaker 1: the moment. Cut a very very long story short. Today

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Speaker 1: has been annoying because wood he hasn't been here all day.

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Speaker 1: I'm the only one that doesn't know about why he's

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Speaker 1: And oh this will be good. He's on the phone. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: can we just sorry, Joel? Can you just cut the music? Woody?

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Speaker 1: What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I've also had a pretty stressful day.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for asking. Look, there's a good reason as to

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Speaker 3: why I am late. I'm gonna be there in like

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Speaker 3: four or five minutes. By the way, I'm just simming

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Speaker 3: way back in now. You need to know that something's

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you tell me this?

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Speaker 3: Well, I actually tried to call you last night, but

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Speaker 4: What what were we doing last night?

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Speaker 1: I was on a date.

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Speaker 4: You're oh nice day night?

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Speaker 3: Still got a baby?

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Speaker 1: But enough of that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I Honestly, I tried to call you.

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Speaker 3: I tried to call you.

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Speaker 4: Straight away when I found out what happened with the house,

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Speaker 4: but but I couldn't reach you. So I've just look,

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Speaker 4: when we go to a song, we'll go to a

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Speaker 1: You, well, decide, I'll decide whether we go to a.

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Speaker 4: Something totally fair enough.

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Speaker 5: It's totally fair enough.

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Speaker 1: I tell you, I'll go to Are you going to

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Speaker 1: be here? On the other side, I'm hurry.

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Speaker 5: A bit of traffic.

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Speaker 4: There's a little bit of traffic, but I should be

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we'll go to a song on the hopefully

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Speaker 6: Yes, Wood, Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late. There's been a

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Speaker 6: The last two weeks been trying to swap away to

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Speaker 6: our house. We've got the package to recover.

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Speaker 7: Over the last two weeks we've been swapping one on

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Speaker 7: of a day to get ourselves to a house, from

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Speaker 7: a ship raiser to an our money watch or a

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Speaker 7: Plus a huge development has happened in the last twenty

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Speaker 2: Wood he take it from here. Thanks for your guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so you didn't have enough time to call me,

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Speaker 1: but you had enough time to put together an audio package.

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Speaker 6: Well, actually I did call you, so I got I

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Speaker 2: I straightaway tried to call you, but you were on

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Speaker 1: You're Yeah, you don't have to keep bringing that up,

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Speaker 6: I'm actually really happy for you with my girlfriend. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: But I did try to call you, but you're on

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Speaker 1: I've also been available all day today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put this down like this is. I've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get I totally get that, but you'll understand

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Speaker 6: So I need to tell you something initially, yes, which

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Speaker 2: I just want you to calm down. You can't We've

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's as close as I've come to swearing on

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Speaker 2: Just want to let that how did you lose it?

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Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, whoa? Not my fault at all. Mark contacted

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Speaker 6: Apparently he spoke to his wife. She hadn't discussed it

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Speaker 6: What which actually, when you put it like that is

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Speaker 6: Yeah, proceed I didn't speak to Mark. He spoke to

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Speaker 6: I was in this again.

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Speaker 6: I was in the same area as that's not mate,

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Speaker 1: A half ways. Yeah, so why did you have to

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Speaker 6: Okay, I couldn't today because I've been in the car.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm confident that I've I've come up with

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Speaker 6: It's been a really long twenty four hours. I haven't

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Speaker 6: I think Australia is going to be happy. And I'm

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Speaker 2: What I'm going to tell you.

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Speaker 6: After five after I'm sweaty and I'm not going now.

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Speaker 6: I'm also putting together a bit of a package for

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Speaker 2: I'm going to the.

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Speaker 1: Best at least just vet this before we tell everyone

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Speaker 1: that this is the solution, because, like what, I've obviously

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Speaker 2: I wanted you, but there wasn't enough time. I'm not joking.

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Speaker 6: I drove ten hours last night to get take a plane. No,

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Speaker 1: I just do it was rural.

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Speaker 2: It was rural. Will I did a rural deal. You

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Speaker 1: You're not.

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Speaker 2: You know I did that.

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Speaker 1: Stand up to it. Just stop it, rural, stop it.

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Speaker 2: They seeming like a god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, after five o'clock.

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Speaker 6: After five o'clock, I will announce the solution, and I

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I might get carried out if here like that Taco

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Speaker 1: Bass, or you might just ruin two and a half

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Speaker 2: There is also that option. Okay, I don't know why

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Speaker 2: you said that though that was real doubt. Now we'll

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Speaker 1: I just want to move on with the show because

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Speaker 1: I've been in a bad murd for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's what we're doing on the show? By why

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Speaker 10: I'll tell you in the song. But there's lots of

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Speaker 10: good gear, wrong word, wrong place. I love making that

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Speaker 10: really good alarm for people that they can wake up

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Speaker 10: with good noises up next, Oh delicious, Yeah, We've got

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Speaker 1: What that's cool to do? Good stuff here, This is great.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it up next year. Podcasting now,

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Speaker 1: yes today, woulds you and we were talking about the

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Speaker 1: fact that there was a story about abrasive or annoying

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Speaker 1: that's apparently largely due to the fact that you're waking

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 1: What are some good sounds? You know, we all hate

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Speaker 11: I would absolutely love if it was Samuel Jackson telling

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Speaker 12: Up mother and your sail away.

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Speaker 1: The audio from that fishing video not bad, good.

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Speaker 6: Size, Robin Williams, good morning Vietnam.

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Speaker 1: So awesome, bloody good suggestions there. We also threw in, well,

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Speaker 1: Will and then remarkably, we got all of these sounds

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Speaker 1: together and made a mashup which could be your alarm.

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Speaker 1: This is what our audio producer MDV put together. Have listen.

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Speaker 1: This is that rageous Good Toys.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You had me at Hello, Good Toys.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to lock in India and I will.

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Speaker 13: Stick down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to lock in India. I'm going to lock

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Speaker 1: Good Toys, amazing stuff. And the great news about this

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Speaker 1: But the guys at iHeartRadio have got in touch with us.

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Speaker 1: that matter. But they got in touch and they said,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe what I'm saying this, but Will and Woody,

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Speaker 6: This is phenomenal. This is I'm hearing this for the

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Speaker 6: first time now. So apparently there's going to be a

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Speaker 6: Woody wake Up.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be called Will and Woody's wake Up

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Speaker 1: Sound or whatever you like.

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Speaker 6: So you can download the iHeartRadio app. Now you go

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Speaker 6: to Will and Woody Wake Up, and it's just our

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Speaker 1: You can set the alarm whenever you want. Would phenom

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Speaker 6: Tomorrow morning, last chance to get whatever sound you want

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite sound in the world? Thirteen one o

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Speaker 2: It's awesome, which just has our perfect alarm on repeat?

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Speaker 2: It's all the station is.

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Speaker 1: So right now thirty one o six five. You guys

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Speaker 1: What sound would you like to wake up to?

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Speaker 6: Got eleanor here on thirty one oh six five eleanor?

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Speaker 6: What's the sound do you want to wake up to?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh that would be beautiful to wake up too,

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Speaker 6: great suggestion you dulcet tone?

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Speaker 2: But that could be good? You know, do you wake

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Speaker 1: They haven't brushed their teeth. I've got Michael on thirty

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Speaker 11: What have we got any saying?

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Speaker 12: Everybody loves us.

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Speaker 15: Everyone likes I'm playing you gotta get I'm playing kee playing.

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Speaker 2: A snake or an antelope.

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Speaker 5: What's going on? I was thinking of waking up for

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Speaker 13: Strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna lock in India. Complete. I'm gonna lock in India.

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Speaker 15: Everyone saying you gotta get I'm saying, just like.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna lock in India.

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio willing when you wake up, if you

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Speaker 8: Fresh way to try.

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Speaker 1: So this is Will and Woody. Yeah, since Cazabella, what

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Speaker 1: are you getting your home? We've got five hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: we win at five o'clock every single day, which we're

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Speaker 1: I'm just it's been annoying. I'm exasperated.

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Speaker 6: Hey, steph you've got a chance to be in far

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Speaker 2: I can do it. I'm behind you.

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Speaker 1: Come on, step You know what if you win five

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Speaker 1: That's it done, because I need to get into this

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Speaker 15: All right?

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Speaker 1: Thirty seconds on the clock. Who was the first man

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Speaker 1: What's ten times ten?

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Speaker 1: Name something you can wear on your feet? See how

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Speaker 1: many sneezes have you done in the last hour? One?

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Speaker 1: What color socks are you wearing? What is the dad's

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Speaker 1: How many hours are in a day? If you can

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Speaker 1: What's whatt does Lebron James play? But well, you won

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Speaker 9: Amazing it was four or seventy.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome for everyone listening. That is how easy it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, sef you're a primary school teacher.

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and every day on Will and what with Australia's

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Speaker 1: Easiest Quiz? Let's get down to brass tacks. You've been

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Speaker 1: missing for ten hours. Yes, you just told me an

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Speaker 1: training four for two weeks. Yes, I'm bloody furious about

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. But you think you've got a solution,

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, Woods, I mean there's more than a radio

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Speaker 1: show lining up on this lining up on this is

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Speaker 1: up next on Kiss Will and would you get in

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Speaker 1: your home podcasting now? Woods?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Look, now is the time you you were in a

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Speaker 6: If you have missed any of this, if you're just

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Speaker 7: Over the last two weeks, we've been swapping one on

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Speaker 14: To get ourselves to a house, from a ship raiser

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Speaker 14: to an our money watch or a Bobbie house, or

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Speaker 8: An hour ago, Houdy dropped a bombshell.

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Speaker 2: We've lost the house. So that's what I revealed to

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna repeat. I've been really annoyed that you've been

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Speaker 2: Totally get that an I apology.

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Speaker 1: I would have liked a text message at any says

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Speaker 2: Or also time was against me. I had to move.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing twenty hours one text message. Hey, we'll

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Speaker 2: and drive. So I do have a solution though.

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Speaker 6: The reason I've been in a car for the last

447
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,840
Speaker 6: twenty hours because I drove to a rural location to

448
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,680
Speaker 6: get a solution to this entire thing.

449
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,040
Speaker 1: So we have lost our three bedroom house with a pool.

450
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,600
Speaker 6: We have lost our three bedroom house with a pool.

451
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,040
Speaker 6: But I do have a solution. We do have to

452
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,520
Speaker 6: go to a song, but no we have to run

453
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 6: apparently now we're running late. I will reveal the solution

454
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,760
Speaker 6: right after. If you want to get the jump.

455
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Speaker 1: You're not Harry Houdini like this, This isn't that big

456
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:41,680
Speaker 1: a deal.

457
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,520
Speaker 2: You're right, I'm David Copperfield. Baby, We're going to a song.

458
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,159
Speaker 6: I'm going to reveal the solution, my replacement to the

459
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,840
Speaker 6: house right up next. And I think you're going to

460
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 6: be stoked. Will I hope you're going to be stoken?

461
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,680
Speaker 1: Yes, me too.

462
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,120
Speaker 8: Wow.

463
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:01,560
Speaker 1: To get everybody up to speed, it's been a pretty

464
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 1: tricky twenty four hours here at Will and Woody. We

465
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 1: found out after the show yesterday that we lost our house.

466
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,640
Speaker 2: Yes, we have been trading four for two weeks.

467
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,199
Speaker 1: Yep and Woods, you've been missing for twenty hours. I

468
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 1: haven't known where you've been. I got here at two

469
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,399
Speaker 1: o'clock this afternoon. The producers knew where you were. You

470
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: didn't tell me. To be honest, I have been I've

471
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,040
Speaker 1: been angry. I have been angry.

472
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've beene that very clear.

473
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad you think you have a solution to the problem.

474
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty confident.

475
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 6: The reason I've been missing is because I've been doing

476
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 6: a lot of business, business deals ereveryere. I actually drove

477
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,639
Speaker 6: to rural Australia to go and make this deal. I

478
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 6: haven't slept much. I'm a little bit delirious and been honest,

479
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 6: But the time has come to announce my solution that

480
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Speaker 6: I hope you and Australia are content with. If you

481
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Speaker 6: want to see the solution, by the way, go to

482
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Speaker 6: our Instagram or Facebook right now, Will and Woody. You've

483
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 6: got to see it to believe it. But if you

484
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 6: can't get to a computer or a screen, or you're

485
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,920
Speaker 6: driving or whatever, fear not because I'm about to play

486
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 6: some audio.

487
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 1: Can I watch the video? Yes?

488
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 6: So what I've done is you can press play on

489
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 6: the video. I've handed you a computer there you can

490
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 6: press play and then Australia is going to hear what

491
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,679
Speaker 6: you are seeing.

492
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: Wild. Okay, you really thought about this, ant.

493
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 2: Mate, haven't left for a very long time.

494
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,159
Speaker 6: Okay, So okay again if you want to say it Instagram, Facebook,

495
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:33,360
Speaker 6: William Woody Berty will hit play. Two weeks ago, we

496
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 6: gave ourselves the ambitious task of trading to a house

497
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 6: every single day. We made a trade on air, starting

498
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 6: with a six foot four chic Novelty Razor did an

499
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 6: Armanie watch, a Barbie dream house, a limited edition Judy

500
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 6: jug shopkin, a mobility scooter, a speedboat, a two thousand

501
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 6: and six World Cup winning Italian jersey, and then this happened.

502
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Speaker 12: I've went a house in Sint Kilda East see you

503
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 12: guys best up.

504
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 6: Twenty four hours later, disaster struck Mark backed out of

505
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 6: the deal. I immediately tried to contact will but unfortunately

506
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 6: he was at the opera with his girlfriend.

507
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 8: That couldn't be disturbed.

508
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: Not true.

509
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 6: Myself and the producers started chasing other leads that we'd

510
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 6: received over the two weeks of trading, and finally we

511
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 6: received a Nibble. The only problem was that Nibble was

512
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 6: a ten hour drive away, so I drove into the night.

513
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 6: There were four macas stopovers, four refuels which I'll be

514
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 6: charged to the company later. And then I met the

515
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 6: unlikely Italian soccer fanatic Darren and the business negotiations begun.

516
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 6: I traded our two thousand and six signed World Cup.

517
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: Jersey beach house. Oh my god, a beach house.

518
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 2: Wow everyone, we wow.

519
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 6: Hey beach house. This thing is on the beach. Will

520
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 6: describe it for everyone. If you want to see it,

521
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 6: go to Willem Woody Instagram right now. Just throw some

522
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 6: words at me, big boy.

523
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Speaker 1: Uh it's small. Well it's cozy, mate, it's tiny.

524
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 2: Maybe say sorry the ocean views. It's on the beach.

525
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: It is wow. Wow mate. I can't I can't believe

526
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 1: that you actually well look it's a yeah. When it's

527
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: got a roof, I mean would call it a house.

528
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Speaker 2: I think we're definitely called a house.

529
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 6: It's got a door on a roof, all right, but

530
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 6: maybe built up it if this thing is epic, guys,

531
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Speaker 6: it is on the beach. The ocean views are phenomenal.

532
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 6: There's a balcony thing. I mean, look, it's more of

533
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 6: a heart if I'm being nice, it's probably more of

534
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 6: a hard if I have to describe it.

535
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: It's definitely more of a heart than a house. I mean, question,

536
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: is is it more of a Yeah.

537
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Speaker 2: We own it by the way we own that we have.

538
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: I'm really happy about it.

539
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 6: I've gone from a two month least boring. We own

540
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 6: a shack shackslash heart slash house on the beach.

541
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Speaker 1: Look, mate, well done, thank you. Firstly we've got around

542
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Speaker 1: a pause before. I'm really like it was just well.

543
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 6: I believe I asked for hero by job as well

544
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 6: hero by Ryah Carey. I believe I asked for that

545
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 6: obviously fall dropped by the producers.

546
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: Yes, no, you did a great job. Well done, thank you,

547
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: And that for for a two thousand and six Italian

548
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: World Cup soccer Jersey, that's probably about as good as

549
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: we could have ever expected. Yes, and I'm really happy

550
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: it's just you and me mate, beach games for days.

551
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,239
Speaker 1: We can play a bit of chess on the deck

552
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 1: out there. It looks amazing. Yesterday we told three like

553
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: a family that with three kids that they could use

554
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: our three bedroom house with a pool for like this

555
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: big party because the kids having a really tough time.

556
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: Having a party in the hut. Mate, Yeah, having a

557
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: party in the beach had beach?

558
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Can we even can we even safely fit five with

559
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: people in that thing?

560
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 6: Rotation policy so but no people will people will be

561
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 6: playing in the ocean, so like we can't even.

562
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: One in one out policy with the kids. Like I'm

563
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: just I'm sorry, Like I'm really I'm really really happy

564
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: we've got the house. I just like we this epic

565
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 1: thing for these kids, Like this is like they didn't

566
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: have a great Christmas, Like you know, they've had a

567
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 1: really sick dad.

568
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 2: Like it's not going to totally get that. I get it.

569
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Speaker 6: But I think with Australia's help and please thirteen one

570
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 6: oh six five, that's our number, there are actually three

571
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 6: kids that like.

572
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 2: Couldn't be more desserved in a party.

573
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 6: I still want to throw that party, but now we

574
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 6: have a beach hut. We've gone from house to beach hut.

575
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 6: I think a beach hut party can still be epic.

576
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 6: If you guys on thirteen one oh sixty five could

577
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,719
Speaker 6: call now and just potentially offer, like, you know, have

578
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 6: you got any inflatable toys like aquatic aquatic.

579
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: Like a meter of beach that we've got there, Like.

580
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: Maybe you've got a speedboat.

581
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: Activities I can say some water stuff, going on.

582
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 2: A floating volleyball course. I don't I don't really know.

583
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: Jet skis. If you've got jet skis, can you put

584
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 2: kids on it?

585
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: Or anything that's two meters by four meters inside would

586
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: also be good if you've got that.

587
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, really need your help.

588
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 6: Maybe you know one of the Australian cricketers and they

589
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 6: could come down and do us a favor and bow

590
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 6: some balls at some kids.

591
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to maybe Yeah, Okay, well look you

592
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: and I look great job.

593
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, I thank you.

594
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to hear from some people to

595
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: make sure this is yeah, get around this guys. Please

596
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: swap to our house has eventually ended in success. I mean,

597
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: we did really really good job. Woulds I mean if

598
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: you're just joined the show, but we've been swapping with

599
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: you guys every day for two weeks trying to get

600
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: ourselves to our house, which we did and then we

601
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: got we got a three bedroom house. We got a

602
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: three bedroom house for the pool yesterday from a guy

603
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: called Mark and then Woods I found out, well, we

604
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: found out last night that the house was gone. Yes,

605
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,479
Speaker 1: so Mark, who gave you the house for classic bloke behavior,

606
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: really trade your house for two months while you're away

607
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: from an Italian soccer Jersey. Yes, he then renegged on

608
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: that deal. Yes, you've done some private business and mate,

609
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: like I'm not going to have a round of applause

610
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: or something. I think you were playing here before. But

611
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: you did a great job. But everything to say Instagram

612
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: and Facebook you have been with you about there's been

613
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: been about twenty hours of work that's gone.

614
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 16: It is.

615
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, you went out on your own and you've got

616
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: a great deal. You got us.

617
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: I took the digital other wiz. You took the whiz

618
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 2: with you. But you've got it.

619
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: You've got a beach shack which is a four x

620
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: two and we own it. We own it, which is amazing.

621
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: Like I mean, at the end of the day, we

622
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,959
Speaker 1: started out with a novelty razor. So we have a

623
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: beach shack, four x two, little cabin on the beach. Amazing,

624
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: no running more to no toilet, but hey, there's an ocean,

625
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: no no power, I've heard as well, So look there's

626
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: no power. Okay, but so you live.

627
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 16: You know.

628
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: The positive side is we have a.

629
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Speaker 2: Structure, yes, and it's a house success.

630
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: Well yeah. The other side of this is the interesting

631
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: side of it, which is we promised yesterday on the

632
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: show a family that aren't doing very well a party

633
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: in our originally three bedroom house.

634
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 8: With the pool.

635
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that was the original discussion. Yeah, we've got

636
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: this three bedroom place with the pool. These kids can

637
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: have the house for a night, they can do what

638
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: they want. We now have a beat shack, yes, yes,

639
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: so yeah, and there's still thinking that we've got the

640
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: three bedroom house of the pool.

641
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, get all of those facts.

642
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 6: So we just yeah, I think with the help of

643
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 6: Australia and with you know, the two of us just

644
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 6: whacking our heads together and probably the producers doing a

645
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 6: lot of work, I think we can still pull off

646
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 6: just an awesome beach themed party for these kids that

647
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 6: really deserve it.

648
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm about you, because like they have any

649
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: really bad spot. Guys, we heard Brie who's a mum

650
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: and the kids go to the same school as these

651
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: kidsurse their mom. Last year the dad's still really sick.

652
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: So we want to we want to put on something

653
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: epic for these kids, and we've only got a beat

654
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: shack to do it. So yeah, no pool, no three

655
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: bedroom house, third and one of six. Five is a

656
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: phone number. What have you got Australia, Like, let's let's

657
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: let's let's go.

658
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 6: Come on, got Sammy here, Sammy, can you offer for

659
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 6: our beach shack party?

660
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 16: Hey guys, Okay, I've got to stand up paddle board

661
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 16: that I would love to give to the three voys.

662
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: Amazing gluck.

663
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: Okay, that's awesome, thank you.

664
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: You've got to check out the beacheck for yourself to

665
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Speaker 1: get the specs if you want to call up and donate.

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Speaker 1: But it is like it's a two it is a shack.

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Speaker 1: But the reality is it is it's only about a

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Speaker 1: meter of beach in front of it before it hits

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Speaker 1: the water. Isn't that right? Woods?

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Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't there for low tide. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that increases in low tide, right, But unlike the

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Speaker 1: water stuff's good. Water stuff's good.

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Speaker 2: Oh water stuff is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the paddleboard spot on thanks to the call

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Speaker 1: Sammy we've got Shawn here on thirty one and sixty

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Speaker 1: five short and what what what can you add for us?

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Speaker 5: We've got a giant double bed bean bag outdoor bean

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Speaker 5: bag from Resorts style bean bag, so much on or

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Speaker 5: early appreciate?

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Speaker 1: Is it float? Sewan does a float?

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Speaker 5: Sure it probably could do. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't

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Speaker 5: want to put the kids on it and try it

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Speaker 5: and put it out to see you.

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Speaker 2: But okay, that's good to know. That's really good.

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Speaker 16: Sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So all of a sudden we've got a party.

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Speaker 6: I mean we've got a stand up paddle board and

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Speaker 6: a couple of bean bags.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, we're so.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well we don't have the party is not right now,

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Speaker 6: it's not okay. So we will you know, we will

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Speaker 6: go away, yes, and we are going to try and

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Speaker 6: build this party for these kids because, like you said, mate,

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Speaker 6: these kids.

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Speaker 1: Really deserve a really in a really bad spot.

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Speaker 2: We will need to help that. Quite frankly, I'm pretty

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Speaker 2: disappointed Australia from being nice.

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Speaker 6: I mean, thanks to Sean and Sammy for the bean

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Speaker 6: bags and the stand up paddle board, but come on,

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Speaker 6: we've got time, like please get in touch with us

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Speaker 6: on its time.

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Speaker 1: We've got time. It's okay, it's going to be okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm having a panic attack.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to slide down. I know we're going to

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Speaker 1: go to the traffic. Stay with us, guys. We still

706
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Speaker 1: really want to do this for these kids. Yes, if

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Speaker 1: you've got anything that can help us out with a

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Speaker 1: beachhack on the water to make an epic day for

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Speaker 1: three children who are seriously deserving of it, Will and Woody,

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Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook please hit us up. We'll give us

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Speaker 1: call thirty one and six five. There are people outside

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Speaker 1: answering the phones. Now. I think there's loads of options, mate,

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Speaker 1: think about it. If it's right on the water, imagine

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Speaker 1: the kids had a day on like a donut with

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Speaker 1: a speedboat. That's way better than any pool.

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Speaker 2: Perfect Will you know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about? But that's already sounding a little bit fun?

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Speaker 16: Yes?

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Speaker 1: What about one of those like water acrobatic like blow

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Speaker 1: up things we could put out on the the pirate

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Speaker 1: chip that again you take it too far, but look,

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Speaker 1: get in touch with us. Great job today, Thank you Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Facebook with them? What if you want to see the

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Speaker 1: beach ac really really good job, guys, podcasting.

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Speaker 16: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Well, there was some wrestling last night on Survivor All Stars,

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Speaker 6: and a lot of people online were saying that watching

728
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Speaker 6: this wrestling on Survivor was a bit like watching softcore

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Speaker 6: porn because it was done on like a water pontoon.

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Speaker 6: They were all in their bathers and they were slipping

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Speaker 6: and sliding around. So I just thought it'd be a

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Speaker 6: little bit of fun right now in thirteen one oh

733
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Speaker 6: six five to ask people, what's your porn?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Right, yeah, And it's the way you're thinking. Get your

736
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Speaker 6: mind out of the gather. I'm talking about, like.

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Speaker 1: You know, just so far's in getting dumped. Sorry, we're

738
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Speaker 1: getting dumped off the radio.

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Speaker 6: Yeah no, no, no, we're not gonna ge dump because I

740
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Speaker 6: could go away from pornography.

741
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Speaker 2: I'm saying, what's your porn?

742
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Speaker 6: So for me personally, well, my porn is watching mixed

743
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Speaker 6: unsalted nuts being poured slowly into a jar, like, oh,

744
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 6: you know I love nuts. Will if I see that?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it gets you going.

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Speaker 6: I'll give another example. Just a perfectly perfectly stacked clothes horse,

747
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Speaker 6: all color coded clothes. Oh God, then I see that.

748
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Speaker 2: Well, okay, it's just you can't even contain.

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Speaker 1: Me, okay, right, right, okay, So what's your porn? I like,

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Speaker 1: really quality contemporary literature.

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Speaker 2: Nice feel you're getting it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that really gets me going.

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Speaker 2: That's only one six five Australia. What's your porn?

754
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Speaker 1: What about like a really well made bed, like tucked

755
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Speaker 1: in red hot, isn't it.

756
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Speaker 2: Slip right in there?

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Speaker 1: And when the streets are to Yeah, thirty one or

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Speaker 1: six five is the phone number? What's your porn? Australia?

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Speaker 1: You know exactly what we're talking about podcasting now, not

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Speaker 1: what you think I promise, but what's your porn?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thirteen one o six ' five.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about it because on Survivor All Stars last

764
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Speaker 6: night there was a wrestling tournament.

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Speaker 2: People were saying it was like soft core porn was

766
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Speaker 2: asking you, guys, what's your porn?

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Speaker 1: You know, what's a great one is like I've got

768
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Speaker 1: an electric.

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Speaker 17: Toothbrush, and it's really good feeling when you buy one

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Speaker 17: of the refilled packs and you take the dirty one off,

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Speaker 17: you put it in the bin and you click the

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Speaker 17: clean one on top.

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Speaker 1: I reckon anything is such a good feeling you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, my teeth is so screwed.

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Speaker 6: Now any click anything where there's a click. My Royobi

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Speaker 6: battery on my power tools. Every time that clicks in

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Speaker 6: just pruls.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Melissa. Let's ask Melissa what's your porn? Melissa?

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Speaker 16: So my porn boy is able to go to the

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Speaker 16: bathroom without my children and the dog knocking.

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Speaker 1: On the door.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't believe your dog can knock on a door.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing, Melissa. We'll get to that another day. Let's

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Speaker 2: move to Tammy. When I was six five, Tammy, what's

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Speaker 2: your porn?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 12: I really really love watching slime videos on YouTube?

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Speaker 1: All right? What sort of flying video? We're talking? Like,

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Speaker 1: what are.

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Speaker 12: The YouTubers to create videos where where they just dig

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Speaker 12: their hands into like squishing slime.

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Speaker 1: Slime videos scwey one.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but that's really satisfying for me.

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Speaker 1: That's portal. I'm strange, but you know this is a

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Speaker 1: this isn't open welcoming forum.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Vanessa. Vanessa, what's your porn?

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Speaker 16: It would be in the morning, you make Braxford and

799
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Speaker 16: you've brought some toast down from avocadol, and you get

800
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Speaker 16: a knife and you cut open the most perfect yokey,

801
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Speaker 16: creamy eggs.

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00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yolk porn is a real thing. Oh you

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Speaker 1: you didn't, you didn't come down.

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Speaker 2: But when the yolk is perfect.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's actually that. I think you can

806
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Speaker 1: get in YouTube holes over that.

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Speaker 2: Well, get to it, people, it's a great hold of band.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Rachel here, Rachel, what's your porn?

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Speaker 11: My pawn, boys is when I come home from a

810
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Speaker 11: long day of work and the kids have cleaned the

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Speaker 11: dishes and had the bench cleaned off ready for me

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Speaker 11: to cook dinner.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that does does probably

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Speaker 1: say a lot about where your life's at, Rachel, But

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Speaker 1: I mean, like you got to take these wins.

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Speaker 2: That's going to Melinda and Melinda real quick? What's your porn?

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Speaker 16: Yeah? Hi, Well I have to say I love men,

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Speaker 16: but Nigel and Lawson on a cooking show. The way

819
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Speaker 16: she tastes cake at night when she's in her pajamas,

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Speaker 16: you know that.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, sorry, that is actually a genuine soft gon

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the drive me. No, don't buy it.

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Speaker 1: Don't buy it. Sorry, you put into a spot where

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Speaker 1: that's that's genuinely naughty stuff.

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Speaker 2: You see what you're hearing.

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