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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, very you.

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Speaker 3: My blood group is sauce. I'm a saucy man.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Gold one O, four pints three.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell Show. Eight minutes past

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Speaker 3: six Wednesday morning. Come on in, Patsy morning, Come on in,

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Speaker 3: Jackie boy. Good morning, guys.

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Speaker 4: Very good to see you. I'm excited to be here,

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Speaker 4: of course, but I'm very excited.

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Speaker 3: Seemed suspicious. You never begin to show that that what

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Speaker 3: do you need money?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm very excited about this afternoon. Actually I'm activating

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Speaker 4: by Christmas present from my wife, an in home massage

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Speaker 4: this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: What a gift.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they come to me and they even have to

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Speaker 4: leave the house.

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Speaker 2: Love that.

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Speaker 3: And so they bring that little table.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how it works. I guess they I

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Speaker 4: hope they bring the table.

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Speaker 3: They bring that table. They open all up. They ask

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Speaker 3: you where you want to have your rub and where

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Speaker 3: are you going to do any house?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good for you to say, we're in the house where. Yeah, kitchen.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it in the kitchen.

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Speaker 4: That's the that's the most space, because then.

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Speaker 3: You'll be ankle just wandering and start going for If

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Speaker 3: you're in the kitchen, women just think then you're available

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Speaker 3: for kitchen duties and also kitchen conversations.

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Speaker 4: Don't do it in the kitchen bedroom, I guess too

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Speaker 4: small though. The bedroom doesn't have enough reason not right.

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Speaker 3: No, it's like a hospital patient waiting to be attended to.

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Speaker 4: There's not even enough room in the hallway for someone

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Speaker 4: to stand on the side of one of those tables.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is the most important part of it, because

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Speaker 3: the room is where you've got to be. You've got

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Speaker 4: I just I can move the coffee table out of

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Speaker 4: the living room and then go in lounge and even

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Speaker 3: Space is what you need. You've had one of those

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Speaker 3: a home mass on?

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't, but I love the sound.

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Speaker 3: Why have you waited this long?

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Speaker 4: By the way, I've been desperate to do it, but

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Speaker 4: I keep forgetting to do it, and they are like

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Speaker 4: It's a perfect.

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Speaker 3: Time for it. I remember interviewing a UFC champion, right,

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Speaker 3: and I asked, what did you do when you once

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Speaker 3: treat yourself? And he said that he did this thing

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Speaker 3: where he paid for this woman to come around every

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Speaker 3: Friday right and give him a massage at home. He

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Speaker 3: year to come around every Friday at five o'clock and

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Speaker 3: then his pizza would arrive at half six as she

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Speaker 3: would leave. And he said that to him, he liked

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Speaker 3: one life. That's when I knew I'd made it in life.

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Speaker 4: That's better for me being super rich. That's better than

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Speaker 4: a yacht.

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Speaker 3: Ye any of that Friday to start the weekend with

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Speaker 3: a pizza afterwards. That you're winning life, aren't you. That's happiness.

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Speaker 4: I've got to line up a pizza this afternoon to have.

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Speaker 3: The pizza afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, I had to make a trip to Bunnings and

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Speaker 3: my wife said, just please just get the outdoor lights. Impossible, impossible.

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Speaker 3: I came with a leather barbecue apron that promised to

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Speaker 4: How many times previously had you caught on fire with

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Speaker 3: So many times have I come in heavily singed on

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Speaker 4: Well done doing some stuff around the house and not

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Speaker 3: Who came very close to ringing him, just some advice.

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Speaker 3: King of the Renolds, Oh.

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Speaker 4: They saw you come in a special gap filler track.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I used it, and then I got some

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Speaker 3: sandpapers smooth it all over as well. I felt like

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Speaker 3: What do they don't need any of them, but they're all.

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Speaker 3: One of them was twenty meters and nowhere. Oh god,

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Speaker 3: yew that is great to have that just just I

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Speaker 3: Do you look? Can they go up to forty to fifty?

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Speaker 4: Well you'd have sixty meters if you put them all together.

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Speaker 3: And it's horrible. You know, when you're you kind of

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Speaker 4: The amount of times I'm back at school or the

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Speaker 4: I think psychologically says something about me. I've still never

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Speaker 4: had a dream where my baby Gordon exists in the dream.

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Speaker 3: You know, I just still having this dream about being

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Speaker 3: heavily revising for Tesla's flash cards. And can you test

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Speaker 3: Time Now for some of your emails that have come in,

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Speaker 3: Email me directly Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com today

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Speaker 3: have Janine Christian Artists. Came back from my Walk with

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Speaker 3: the Dogs on Monday show. When you talk about how

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Speaker 3: If you're married to Janine, I'm very very sorry. Yesterday

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Speaker 4: They're not so reliable, those tacks. I tried to put

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Speaker 3: This is what my wife said yesterday, she said, And

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Speaker 3: I don't want any droopiness when the guests come.

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Speaker 3: There's one thing every man fears his guests, laughing your dreepiness.

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Speaker 3: I've been there so many times. It's gold right now,

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Speaker 3: it's an icy set. So what do I do? Just

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Speaker 4: No, there's a harder way to do it. You'll be

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Speaker 4: Become missionary freights.

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Speaker 3: There a glimpse of maybe ten or fifteen years from

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Speaker 3: now who you'll be fully embodied. It's a very permanent solution.

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Speaker 3: What's with those droopy lights on the bag and the count?

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Speaker 3: Is it done like that on those teats? So please

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Speaker 3: walk me through it, Christian, this is about Dave. She

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Speaker 3: that he's keeping going. Christian was staying in a villa

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Speaker 3: Wayan was confused. Dave repeated breakfast seven am, pointing at

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Speaker 3: Wayne replied, no, mister Dave, it's four am. David said,

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Speaker 3: a classic, Dave. So Dave Christian, do you want me

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Speaker 3: to buy these for Jack, one of our listeners find

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Speaker 3: three Brady Bunch books on eBay for twenty twenty bucks.

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Speaker 3: After Jack, obviously a couple of months ago, said how

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Speaker 3: I used to get the young Horn watching the Brain.

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Speaker 4: I just used to love the Brady Bag just.

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Speaker 3: To be a bit of late night read of you're

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Speaker 4: Well, I love the TV show. I don't know if

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Speaker 4: I want to read the novel.

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Speaker 3: Yeah has three. Also, twenty bucks is a bit steep,

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Speaker 3: isn't it. You can get so much of twenty bucks

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't even pick that up in one of those free

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Speaker 3: You know, I will give you the money. I'm curious

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Speaker 3: to see how they dragged that out into an annual.

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Speaker 3: Jim annuals when you were younger is to kids till

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Speaker 3: Thank you Wendy for us sending me that. And to Christian.

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Speaker 3: That human play by radio is Jack Post.

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to represent the humans, all humans. Can we

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Speaker 3: So now now that We've got a venue Connorwood, Charles Farm,

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Speaker 3: That's most Fridays crying in the mud after a show.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you rearrange your week. So you sat around

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Speaker 3: Why is he waiting? Great question? Why is he racing

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Speaker 3: But this is only going to be over one hundred meters.

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Speaker 4: Mate, you haven't seen me training yet.

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Speaker 3: Off yesterday. I'm explosive, all right, Patsy, you contented a

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Speaker 2: I did, Yes, I contacted the weather Bureau. There lots

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Speaker 3: To so we're less than you. That's a contact Christian, right,

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Speaker 3: Donald Trump? I know everyone there. They loved me.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get the race day forecast for you, Jack,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, perty And have we got the grabs?

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Speaker 3: Because yeah, obnestly, I'm really good player.

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 3: And why has he played it sad man?

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Speaker 6: Playing like moderate?

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Speaker 3: Who's this from all your eighty seven contacts?

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Speaker 2: I haven't who was.

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: There's a billion of people in there. They's the lovely.

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Speaker 3: Joanna, Lovely Joe and TV language that is a now

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Speaker 6: We have a light to moderate westerly wind over Melbourne

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Speaker 3: Crystal Clenn I know is racing in a patils fall.

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Speaker 4: I definitely don't want to run into a headwind.

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Speaker 2: You need a handicap, you need all the help you

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Speaker 3: Jack that was one of the million people that they

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Speaker 3: how we can get hold of some fence.

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Speaker 7: Yea mind, I've got the cancel. They probably got that

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Speaker 7: it cost you have them. But we can read the

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Speaker 7: sixteen hundred with you and I.

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Speaker 3: Why not Dean, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: N I run as fast as you talk.

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Speaker 3: Are you a spiker at a carnival from the nineteen

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Speaker 3: forties rested with a snake? Thank you?

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Speaker 7: He hasn't got a jears right Oh yeah, Peaks and

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Speaker 7: I couldn't catch you Mauric on fast him Jack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so it's a Dean the Pig and Jack.

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Speaker 3: What a race?

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Speaker 1: Look, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're into our a consider the nineties this week, which

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Speaker 3: is about the letter Oh, how you doing?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the nineties. I'd like to say, how make

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Speaker 1: this look good? Messa Sheffield? Is this nineteen ninety?

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Speaker 3: Can't handle the true.

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Speaker 1: Cor Christian Connell's Eight of the Nineties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe, all right, it's all about the letter Oh,

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Speaker 3: this story. We've got some great songs to do with

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Speaker 3: a letter. Oh. Coming up to you the next twenty minutes,

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Speaker 3: like you two one, we're taking a back to the nineties.

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Speaker 3: I used to love playing this classic game NB Electronics

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Speaker 3: Operation Doctor Made Millias. You got to Charlie Horse Drunken

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Speaker 3: Heart of Court. Everyone involved in making this was on something.

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Speaker 3: This is what it used to be like to be

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Speaker 3: a frenzied kid in the eighties and nineties, and it's

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Speaker 3: meant to be a game that minis.

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Speaker 4: Being a surgeon or a doctor.

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Speaker 3: Do you think there's a single surgeon today right whose

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Speaker 3: origin story maybe there is actually involved pain that's going

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Speaker 3: to be really good thing. Do you know what? Maybe

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Speaker 3: this could be a thing starts out as a hobby

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Speaker 3: next year. I'm a consultant somewhere, all right, So to

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Speaker 3: do the game operation we want to know about when

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Speaker 3: you've been zapped? And producer Rio when we were talking

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Speaker 3: about this yesterday after the show jack Boys said, oh, listen,

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Speaker 3: I've got an idea for some production to do with

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Speaker 3: people being mildly electrocuted, sadly, to do with the Colonel

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Speaker 3: Abraham's song trapped. Have it listened to this? Sat sad?

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Speaker 3: When you've been good? Work?

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Speaker 1: That is?

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Speaker 3: That is very good? All right, Patsy, you ever been zapped? No?

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Speaker 2: But my poor dearly departed nana was. She grew up

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Speaker 2: on a farm and she was in the chuck shed

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Speaker 2: and there was a lightning storm and it struck you know,

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Speaker 2: the zinc of the.

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Speaker 3: Like Arnie Terminator, who went.

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Speaker 2: Through my nana like a conductor. She was all right,

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Speaker 2: lightning did yeah, went right through her, and she was okay.

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Speaker 2: She's very strong women. We're from a long list of

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Speaker 2: strong women in our family.

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Speaker 4: She got hit by lightning and she was pine.

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Speaker 3: Don't believe any of this.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, she was when.

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Speaker 3: We hear not these sort of farm stories in it.

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Speaker 3: I far the ball under. What was that one about

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Speaker 3: a three day fight between two red haired.

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Speaker 2: Uncles this great grandfather, so long, so hard.

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Speaker 3: Dear listener. There was a pat that was like they

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Speaker 3: wore some of the land out or something, and.

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Speaker 2: The grass never grew again, and he punched in and

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Speaker 2: carry on, riped off the street to watch it. By

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Speaker 2: about day.

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Speaker 3: Too the Gangs of New York. Daniel day lewis out there.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, my nan was struck by lightning.

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Speaker 3: She survived, didn't even burn her slippers.

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Speaker 4: Did she get anything? Did she get singed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she was singed at the entry point, but she

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Speaker 2: was where was that entry point?

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Speaker 3: Don't answer that? Send it in on the dress ends

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Speaker 3: up to Christion God.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know too many people that would have

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Speaker 2: survived something that.

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Speaker 3: Because she was so tough.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 3: She actually went out there with a white coat. Hangar

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Speaker 3: in the sky. All right, when we use app, there's

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Speaker 3: now two things happening here, No three, when we use apped,

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Speaker 3: when you electric god by lightning? And okay, and are

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Speaker 3: you a surgeon who got your big break? The classic

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Speaker 3: kids game.

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Speaker 1: Operation Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Brintley aids is in the nineties, or to do with

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Speaker 3: the letter oh this morning outside George Michael because of

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Speaker 3: the classic kids game operation, we're asking this morning, have

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Speaker 3: you ever been zapped? On nine one O four three

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Speaker 3: go morented Tom Christian I used to have a Thomas

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Speaker 3: the Engine train set tank Engine. I was seven years old.

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't have been trusted with electrics. Thomas the Tank

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Speaker 3: the TV show would constantly have accidents falling down a mine,

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Speaker 3: crashing into a lake. I decided to still up a

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Speaker 3: bottle of water the end of one of our tracks

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Speaker 3: for Thomas on Christmas Day to fall into, which he did.

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Speaker 3: I went to fish amount. I got zapped because, being

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Speaker 3: the sweet young idiot was I didn't consider that water

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Speaker 3: and electric train sets shouldn't bits. I sat my room

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Speaker 3: for an hour convinced that the whole train set was

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Speaker 3: about to explode. Never ever played with it again. I

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Speaker 3: just told my parents have moved on, Christian Wayne. When

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Speaker 3: it was at high school, we were required to have

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Speaker 3: laptops and mandatory laptop as student. We were young men idiots.

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Speaker 3: One of the ways we entertained ourselves during a boring

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Speaker 3: lesson was daring one and I to lick the ends

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Speaker 3: of the power courts. Guy, this is every boy about

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Speaker 3: thirteen fourteen, just various things daring each other because you

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Speaker 3: were bored, just sober.

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Speaker 4: That brings back memories of a nine vold battery. Put

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Speaker 4: your yeah.

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Speaker 3: So during the boring class cushion, there'd be a sort

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Speaker 3: of very boring, hushed murmur from a teacher. That and

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Speaker 3: then a round of applause. Charlie, that's great. All the

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Speaker 3: best to you, Jack and Pats. That's from Nick and

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Speaker 3: Rachel Hancock. I love this. They've got a joint shared email.

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Speaker 3: Don't get all those anymore, Rachel Nico, I love that.

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Speaker 3: And in one final one, Christian, I was working a

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Speaker 3: building site. I was cutting through some concrete slabs with

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Speaker 3: an old one hundred and ten vault handheld electric saw

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Speaker 3: and kept a dust down. A colleague was spraying water

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Speaker 3: on the blade with a hose. The spinning blade was

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Speaker 3: spraying water all over the crotch of my trousers. This

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Speaker 3: is going to be significant. Remember that we're asking about

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Speaker 3: zap stories. We're now going near the crotch of his trousers.

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Speaker 3: The star of the story as they held the saw

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Speaker 3: in front of myself. Five ten minutes in I lifted

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Speaker 3: a saw and the cable made contact with my saturated

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Speaker 3: clothes between my legs. I hadn't seen that the lead

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Speaker 3: was frayed and split, so at my contact with my groin,

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Speaker 3: the water and fabric made a perfect conductor to deliver

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Speaker 3: one hundred and ten vaults deep into my gooch, the

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Speaker 3: hose swowing deep into his couch agony for a second,

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Speaker 3: then something quite the opposite for a few seconds. Apparently

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Speaker 3: it's on waits things not you likes it? Yes, because

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Speaker 3: you never know when you find your thing. Everyone all right, Ash.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I know a state of origin tonight, but that is

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Speaker 3: mere warm up to the real sport. And an n

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Speaker 3: r L would agree with me. The real sport that's

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Speaker 3: happening on not the day to do this aren't the

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Speaker 3: real sport that's happening is a jack post versus a

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Speaker 3: pig in a one hundred meter race, live eight am

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Speaker 3: Friday morning. Where would such a key sporting event take pass? Well,

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Speaker 3: they all do. Connorwood, Chiltern's farm on the top puddic

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Speaker 3: gather around the radio seven fifty, gether early, bring the blankets,

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Speaker 3: bring the rugs, get Nana out, gather around the radio toastmashmallows, jack, potatoes, chestnuts.

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Speaker 3: All right, So Jack really is racing a pig, genuinely.

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Speaker 3: Do not think this is just for giggles. You want

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Speaker 3: to win, and now you want to win in front

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Speaker 3: of your thirteen week old boy.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually wondering if anyone out their backs meet caller

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Speaker 4: after caller is saying the pig's going to win.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you I've seen all the emails. No

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Speaker 3: one is backing.

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Speaker 4: Well great, I'll use my own energy to sound like

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Speaker 4: a shunting.

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Speaker 3: Yourself in I drive. It's easy to way your words.

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Speaker 3: I would work.

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Speaker 4: I will just run so fast on Friday.

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Speaker 3: You are so strong the sledging light. It's like toson Fury,

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Speaker 3: the one liners. Anyway, let's go to the pig trainer.

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Speaker 3: The pig's looking confident.

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Speaker 8: Get Christian and save you here from up Cork. We've

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Speaker 8: selected our fastest racing pig that we can get our

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Speaker 8: hands on, or cats rather, and it is ready to

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Speaker 8: rock and roll. Make so we will absolutely dust off

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Speaker 8: Jack on Friday. And we still don't have a name

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Speaker 8: for the pig, Christian, So if you can come up

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Speaker 8: with a racing name for this super peak, then we're

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Speaker 8: more than happy to put it on. Or you can

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Speaker 8: get a name from one of your listeners and we're

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Speaker 8: ready to go.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 3: How do you fancy naming the pig by eight o'clock

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Speaker 3: this morning? On name four? One four, one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: So the pig that will race Jack? What should it

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Speaker 3: be called? Let's give it the name it deserves one

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Speaker 3: oh four three one. Final thing they've seen in sport

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Speaker 3: follow the money good.

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Speaker 9: At Christian Sean from sports Better again, mate, Just thought

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Speaker 9: i'd give you a quick update here at sports bet.

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Speaker 9: They're not giving Jack much of a chance. He's currently

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Speaker 9: two dollars in our market. The pig though clear clear

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Speaker 9: favorite with our punters dollar thirty six. Good luck to

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Speaker 9: both animals on Friday morning. But most importantly, gamble responsibly.

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Speaker 4: Waste your money on the pig. Let this be a warning.

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Speaker 4: If you bet on the pig, you are throwing your

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Speaker 4: money away.

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Speaker 3: He's back, guys. The bangs of the sledging is stronger now.

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Speaker 3: Ah right, he feeds unfair. What do we call the

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Speaker 3: racing pig. The first one I'm going to offer up

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Speaker 3: is the Jack Slayer. What do we call the racing pig?

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Speaker 1: On a brighter now? You're listening to the Christian o'carls

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Speaker 1: show podcast.

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Speaker 3: In fourte hours time, sporting history will be made so

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Speaker 3: first time ever live across the globe, an estimated audience

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Speaker 3: of sixteen billion people. Sixteen billion people, way bigger than

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Speaker 3: the Queen's Platinum Jubilee Party. Will be Jackpost of racing

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Speaker 3: a Pig live, muddy terrain, muddy terrain on. It's going

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Speaker 3: to be live aight am from the Collingwood Children's Farmer.

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Speaker 3: Who will win? Pig or Jack Post? It feels wrong

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Speaker 3: that the pig doesn't have a name. Let's give this

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Speaker 3: amazing racing pig. The pig racer will stop the nation.

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Speaker 3: Let's give it a name. We need a name for

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Speaker 3: the pig on nine four one four one oh four

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Speaker 3: three Christian, what about the bacon etor Macon eight is

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Speaker 3: a great one? Christian? Will we be testing for performance

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Speaker 3: enhancing supplements for the pig race? You never know of

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Speaker 3: steroidd loaded scraps being fed to the pig by Xavier.

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Speaker 3: The pig trainer. Nick, good point, Christian, what about the

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Speaker 3: pig should be called follow my butts because that's what

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Speaker 3: Jack will be doing. That's from felicity, Christian, what about

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Speaker 3: Arnold port Segar pork cigar. Let's take some suggestions now

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Speaker 3: from callers. Matthew, good morning, Christian, how are you all excited?

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Speaker 3: Five j eight hours from pig race? Matthew, what do

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Speaker 3: you think we should call the pig?

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Speaker 10: Look for me to know, Brainer, I was thinking of

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Speaker 10: the lightning story told earlier, and instead of sked lightning,

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Speaker 10: it has to be pork.

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Speaker 3: Lightning is a very strong racing pig name if they

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Speaker 3: can be such a phrase, but it is. Thank you

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Speaker 3: very much, Matthew, good one.

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Speaker 10: Thanks thanks Christian.

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Speaker 3: By now Justin.

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Speaker 11: You yeah?

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Speaker 3: Good And what should we call the racing pig?

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Speaker 10: Wow, there's only one name I think for the peak.

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Speaker 10: It's Flash Gordhead.

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Speaker 4: It's fairy funny, but the flash was fast. Flash Gordon

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Speaker 4: wasn't particularly fast.

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Speaker 3: I don't think we need to.

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Speaker 4: Break take that, Justine.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this guy feeds off doubt. Justin, thank you

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Speaker 3: very much your pieces over there, Sorry telling yourself that

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Speaker 3: I think this race is beca your crypt tonight Jenny,

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Speaker 3: good morning morning. Oh great on the radio, taken pig

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Speaker 3: names never been happier, Jenny. What should we call the pig?

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Speaker 5: Grease lightning?

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Speaker 3: Grease lightning is a great one. Grease lightning, Grease lightning,

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Speaker 3: go grease lightning? Burning up there? One hundred meter pig

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Speaker 3: racing Colin, we're what's happened?

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Speaker 4: You're both?

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Speaker 3: That didn't help that, Jenny, Sorry, Jim.

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Speaker 10: More Angrissian, you're right, Jim.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Okay, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Jim, Jim? What should we call the here? What

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Speaker 3: do we call the pig? Jim?

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Speaker 1: The bagging Express?

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Speaker 3: Gotcha, buddy? Okay, I hope everything's all right, Jim. Have

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Speaker 3: a nice day, you do. Thank you. Feefee give me

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Speaker 3: strength sometimes? Are you they are? Fiona? Hello, Hello, take

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Speaker 3: your time setting feed up? Shoes off?

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Speaker 6: I didn't I didn't give my name?

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Speaker 3: Is sefe one of those producers out there? Feefe? That's

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Speaker 3: wrong with it? Feefee? What do we call the piggy?

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Speaker 11: You swine bolts?

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Speaker 3: You swine bolts? Very swine bowl is very very good.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. VFI have a great day, Thank you, Jim.

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Speaker 3: Take care.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Time for.

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Speaker 3: The weakest claim to fame. Where we look every Wednesday

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Speaker 3: for your weakest claim to fame, And remember, no claim

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Speaker 3: to fame is ever two weeks. No business like show

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Speaker 3: business Brest.

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Speaker 11: My husband supposedly cheaded up Briah Kerry in an airport.

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Speaker 1: I worked at a.

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Speaker 10: Nightclub in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada with Justin Trudeau.

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Speaker 12: My best friend's mum is dating Buddy Franklin's uncle.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's weakest clean to fame.

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Speaker 3: I hope that relationship is still going strong. All right,

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Speaker 3: nine four one one four three. Well, if you're your

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Speaker 3: weakest claim to fame. Kicking off today with Julian. Good morning, Julian, Hi, Christian,

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Speaker 3: Hello Julian. What is your weakest claim to fame?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 13: I have a week connection to Missolini.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, a couple of weeks ago we had a

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Speaker 3: call from Nadia, whose mum many years ago was hugged

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Speaker 3: by Missolini. What's your weakest claim to thing to do

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Speaker 3: with Mussolini?

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Speaker 13: Oh? I don't think I can get as close to

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Speaker 13: the hugging. But look, I had an aunt in the

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Speaker 13: nineteen eighties who was an Italian countess and She once

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Speaker 13: told me that she met Mussolini on many times and

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Speaker 13: and met her at many functions due to her first

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Speaker 13: marriage to an Italian count.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Julia, Now we were told by our producers that you, Julian,

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Speaker 3: won't accept any follow up questions. Now at that kind

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Speaker 3: of rule from guests on the show, normally we get

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Speaker 3: the whole Hollywood flunkies. You know, Julian didn't realize she

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Speaker 3: came with a rider and handless other questions from Julia.

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Speaker 3: Press conference is over, Julian. I'm nervous to ask you

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Speaker 3: any rules. Those are rules, Julian, thank you very much,

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Speaker 3: she called.

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Speaker 10: Okay, thank you very much. On by the way, all back, Jack, thank.

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Speaker 3: You, Julian.

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Speaker 4: It's me and you so for the world.

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Speaker 3: No further questions. He's warming up now, isn't he. Oh chatty, Julian. Julian,

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Speaker 3: I'm good day, Thank you. Laving them up is no

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Speaker 3: further questions, Alex, good morning, Good morning, Alex. Was your

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Speaker 3: weakest claim to fame.

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Speaker 5: When I was a little girl, we stayed in We

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Speaker 5: went to a resort for holiday, and the resort had

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Speaker 5: houses on it, and the house that we stayed in,

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Speaker 5: the people who stayed there before us was the Rolling Stones.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I love the fact they all share a

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Speaker 3: villa together. Oh I want the top now, Mick, you

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Speaker 3: always get the top money, save on money.

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Speaker 4: That way you have to all went together.

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Speaker 3: Charlie, Charlie, watch pull out bed. Where was this, alex Well?

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Speaker 5: It was up at the Corn Resort before a certain

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Speaker 5: very wealthy Australia ruined it. And yeah, I was a

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Speaker 5: very little girl and I jumped up on the bed

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Speaker 5: when we first got there and it collapsed and the

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Speaker 5: staff couldn't stop laughing about it. And we're telling us

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Speaker 5: that yes, it had in fact for Mick Jagger's room.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Mick pranks next guest by taking the screws out

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Speaker 3: clean film over the loop. You know Sam behind the radiator,

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Speaker 3: Mike Dismas, the frankness of the next cuss.

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Speaker 1: Me you call the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: One of my favorite hall of famous in the Mishr

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Speaker 3: lyrics of twenty to twenty two from the song Paul

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Speaker 3: Kelly turdor on that Pig on a Little Pig Paul

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Speaker 3: Kelly foreshadowed the pig race. Dare we call the pig

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Speaker 3: Paul Kelly pig? No that is it coligious? Now we

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Speaker 3: won't do that, all right, So we're looking for your

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Speaker 3: weakest claim to fame, Christian keep the pig name simple

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Speaker 3: and strong at the same time. Great don some comedy

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Speaker 3: device there from Johnny, thank you, Chris Rock Kevin. Then

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Speaker 3: he goes Kevin Kevin Bacon. It's simple and strong. The

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Speaker 3: comedy is not too strong, but it's not too simple

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Speaker 3: all right? Then, weakest clean to fame? What have you

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Speaker 3: got for a.

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Speaker 4: Snife fought three palatable comedy?

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Speaker 3: That's commen?

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Speaker 14: Good morning team, how are you going?

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Speaker 3: And how is Carmen?

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Speaker 14: Carmen is really good.

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Speaker 5: And I've got a very good weakest claim to fame.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's see you racist, what have you got?

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Speaker 14: Okay? Many years ago, when Mel Gibson was first doing

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Speaker 14: Mad Max, he lived in a tan gambal anga up

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Speaker 14: the Woodonga and he lived five houses from my brother.

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Speaker 14: So I dropped the nave and book after his house,

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Speaker 14: thinking he would enter the door, only to find it

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Speaker 14: was his maid. Oh that is how weak is that?

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Speaker 14: And he was supposed to being there but he's gone

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Speaker 14: back to the state.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so much lady as well.

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Speaker 14: Just book was three years out of day.

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Speaker 3: This is what he did?

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Speaker 5: I know, isn't that said.

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Speaker 3: It?

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Speaker 14: And I did see the new state at the local pub?

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Speaker 3: All right? Okay she could have given the ape catalog

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Speaker 3: there not to day.

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Speaker 14: And before I go, I've got a great name.

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Speaker 12: For the peak.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but keep it sitting poor but strong? What

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Speaker 3: is it? Talk?

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Speaker 14: The furious?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? What was it?

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Speaker 6: Pork?

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Speaker 3: The furious pork, the furious as got it? That is

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Speaker 3: a great one coming, one of my favorite ones. Thank you, Carmen,

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, had a great day. We will thank you

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Speaker 3: very much, Carmen, thank you. Recording from that landline. Thank

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Speaker 3: you heard.

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Speaker 15: Carol, Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Good morning. So I'm looking for the weakest clean to fame.

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Speaker 3: What have you got? Oh?

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Speaker 15: When I was very young, we lived in the Bentley

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Speaker 15: area and one of our neighbors was actually the limo

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Speaker 15: driver for the Beatles when they came out to Australia

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Speaker 15: back in the sixties.

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Speaker 3: George Mark must have called Bentley limos. Wow. And how

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Speaker 3: did you find that out? Carol?

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Speaker 5: Oh? It was all a talk of the neighborhood. I guess.

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Speaker 15: I mean I was only really young, but I still

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Speaker 15: remember to this day. You know, that here he was

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Speaker 15: the actual driver. And apparently they swore a lot and

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Speaker 15: used a bit.

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Speaker 5: Of the wacky to Becky or Lucy in the sky.

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Speaker 3: With diamonds, the world stunt of the page.

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Speaker 4: They marijuana, they swore in the nineteen sixties.

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Speaker 3: I don't like what I'm hearing. And Jeff and John

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Speaker 3: not in the Bentley area. Hello, surely John, Yeah, ringo, Carol,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much. This is great. When we'll send

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Speaker 3: your prize? Carol? Oh, thank you, thank you. No nuts

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Speaker 3: come up next? Thank you? Joe, Susan e there Sorry,

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Speaker 3: that's screens. Joe.

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Speaker 5: Yes, good morning.

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Great? Now I got with a Carol. Yeah, Joe,

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Speaker 3: how are you? Joe? What if you claim to fame?

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Speaker 12: It's really sad. I sat on a couch that had

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Speaker 12: also been set on by Gary Ablett. Gr this is huge, and.

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Speaker 3: Had he sat on the earliest that was so warm.

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Speaker 12: Or no, apparently some time ago he'd sat on it,

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Speaker 12: so it was nowhere in my vicinity whatsoever, or even

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Speaker 12: in the time frame that I was there. It was just, oh,

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Speaker 12: Gary is sat on that couch? You need the people who.

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Speaker 5: Owned their us or something.

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Speaker 3: I have a guess who said there years ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: one of those.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, my ask and Gary, but Gus.

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Speaker 6: Now have one.

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Speaker 3: Right, we're going to wrap it up that way. Nice one.

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Speaker 3: But Cory, Joe, that's funny. Thank you very much and cool.

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Speaker 16: Thank you so much, by bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Now Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Twenty minutes ago, we had a caller Julian and told

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Speaker 3: produces he would take no follow up questions from Jack

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Speaker 3: or I. Now we have Solis Colony who wants to

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Speaker 3: remain anonymous. What is going on this week? All right, anonymous,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: So we're all it is. We're fascinating to know what

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Speaker 3: your story is that you'd like to remain anonymous.

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Speaker 11: Yes, it's a quite an unbelievable story, but it's absolutely true.

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Speaker 11: Uh and uh it's a story that I was no

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Speaker 11: we're ever allowed to tell. I haven't told until now

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Speaker 11: that I think, after fifty one years, I can actually

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Speaker 11: do it. It's sort of jolted my memory at the

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Speaker 11: weekend when I was watching the pageant see Queen's Jubilee

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Speaker 11: and yeah, I was watching photos and I saw the

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Speaker 11: coronation coach and I went, oh, yes, and I have

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Speaker 11: actually nineteen seventy one. I sat in that coach.

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Speaker 3: Wow, how come you got to get in it? Normally?

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Speaker 3: Is this the Queen and the queen only?

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Speaker 7: Mmm?

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Speaker 11: The Kings and queens? Well I knew. I knew a

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Speaker 11: detective that was working not far from where I was working.

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Speaker 3: The detector was about access to all the royal events,

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Speaker 3: moved down them.

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Speaker 11: I'm not finished it. In his other life he was

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Speaker 11: a police marksman and he used to go around where

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Speaker 11: the royals went and guard them. So he had access

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Speaker 11: to not only that coach, but the place where the rolls,

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Speaker 11: Royce's and the coaches were being kept. And yeah, one

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Speaker 11: me there and he said, well, which one do you

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Speaker 11: want to sit in? And I said, yeah, that one.

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Speaker 11: I didn't know at the time it was a coronation

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Speaker 11: coach because it was sol lovely in gold. I thought, yeah,

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Speaker 11: that one. So he told me it was a correncation

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Speaker 11: coach after I had said in it that I was

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Speaker 11: never allowed to tell anybody, and of course they were

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Speaker 11: never how allowed to be photos taken. So but it's

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Speaker 11: an absolute true story.

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Speaker 3: Incredible. And what was it like? Was it comfortable in

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Speaker 3: there all that gold?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 11: I felt quite. I felt quite intimidated actually, but I

881
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Speaker 11: think it was because you know, it was all hushash,

882
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 11: I'm not allowed to be done and it had to

883
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 11: be secret. And I think I've got a bit you know, scared,

884
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Speaker 11: but I've done it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And.

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Speaker 11: I thought, well, that's probably something that most of your

887
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Speaker 11: listeners probably won't believe, but it.

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Speaker 3: Is true to call it up and flex over them

889
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 3: tomorrow on the show What's your flex? I'm not joking.

890
00:43:54,800 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: Let's suit that. What's your flex? Eat it? Listeners, Thank you,

891
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: thank you very much giving us a call. Thank you,

892
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 3: thank you for breaking your our silence for fifty one years.

893
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 3: So this detective, a former police marksman who used to

894
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Speaker 3: guard them, obviously with a gun or something, was wandering

895
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Speaker 3: around pointing a gun. And people of London add the

896
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: keys to all the queen's cars and take which keys

897
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 3: this one? We'll try them all, actually take They've got

898
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 3: a big lock up. If she somewhere in the East

899
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: end of London, it's true, she said, oh great, I forgot.

900
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Speaker 3: When someone says it's true, it is true. All right,

901
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 3: there's great. A few more in amazing scenes. Sarah yep Hi, Sarah, Sarah,

902
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 3: what's your weakest claim? To fame for us back in.

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00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 16: The somewhere in nineties swing col Kinmen was really famous.

904
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Speaker 16: My dad shared bagg of chips with her at the bar.

905
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Speaker 3: Oh, this is great. And where was the bar?

906
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Speaker 16: I'm not really sure because he was in the army

907
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Speaker 16: at the time. He could have been in the posting somewhere,

908
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Speaker 16: so it was probably in Australia summer.

909
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 4: And do you remember what kind of chips they were?

910
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Speaker 16: Smith's original chips?

911
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 3: Question? And when did the old man notice Nicole Kidman

912
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 3: if she wasn't famous? Same? Was he watching Australia and went,

913
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 3: this is terrible. But I got I recognized one of them.

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Speaker 16: I think it was that he's still heard in the

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Speaker 16: d and I went, oh, I met her.

916
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Speaker 3: Face faces for me, Sarah, thank you very much. You

917
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Speaker 3: cala have a good day.

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Speaker 5: Have a good day too.

919
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Speaker 3: Thank you. Matt. Why are you going all right now? Matt?

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Speaker 3: I think this one is a fresh one.

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Speaker 10: This week week we're with the family. We're coming back

922
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Speaker 10: to the hotel. Had to go for a way and

923
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Speaker 10: I went to a bar and did my business and

924
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 10: come out and I need to be refreshed, So had

925
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Speaker 10: a couple of refreshments and sitting at the bar was

926
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Speaker 10: an American and I'll go and mate, I know you

927
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Speaker 10: from somewhere and he goes, yeah, you probably do. And

928
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 10: he suddenly he came backward and forth and to click

929
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Speaker 10: and then it clicked, and I go your Jim Courier.

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Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, and we just paused this to show

931
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 3: he was a well flamous I give you clear. He

932
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Speaker 3: started the move as if doing a fourhand.

933
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Speaker 10: Stand at the backwards backwards and your memory.

934
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Speaker 5: Gonna know.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

936
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Speaker 10: So we started drinking and my wife called me, going,

937
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Speaker 10: where where are I go?

938
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Speaker 3: Mate?

939
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Speaker 10: I' drinking with Jim Corrier. So we'll get to Jager

940
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Speaker 10: bombs and he goes, mate, he heareck, you can drink.

941
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Speaker 10: I said, yeah, we can probably have a crack. He

942
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Speaker 10: was there on the first are bomb. I was there

943
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Speaker 10: on the third. But he owes me five hundred parts.

944
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Speaker 10: So when he comes back from Melbourne, I'm going to

945
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Speaker 10: hit him up for it.

946
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, yeah, yeah. He swapt numbers.

947
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Speaker 10: No, no, not sp numbers. But I know he's going

948
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Speaker 10: to a tennis Yeah, but not only that.

949
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Speaker 4: The tennis can just walk up to the commentary box

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Speaker 4: at the top of the day.

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Speaker 3: Ex d wow, this is amazing. All right, well, Matt,

952
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You're cool. Take care of mate jeezy.

953
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 3: Whats going on in the last coup of need to

954
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Speaker 3: put my head in ice.

955
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Time for today's waist time waister still still wasist. It's

957
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: the point. Time for today is time waist slap on

958
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 3: the old fake SMI I'll get on with it. In

959
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 3: on Musks be with Bill Gates has heated up? Can

960
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 3: we just mute in on Musk? All of them? Actually

961
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 3: the billionaires? After Bill Gates shortened six hundred million dollars

962
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 3: worth of Tesla stop, do you know what even that means?

963
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 3: I like to pretend that I know. There's just shortened

964
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 3: a load of it, you know, and men you bet

965
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 3: against it? Essentially naughty Gates. Musk posted a tweet publicly

966
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 3: fact shaming Bill Gates. It's so late, isn't it. They're

967
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 3: still nerds, aren't they? When all those billions?

968
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 11: Right?

969
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: They're just nerds? All right? So today we're looking for

970
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 3: rich movies. Make a movie richer dude, where's my beluga? Caviat?

971
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Russian? Please silver? The three elon Musketeers Gold.

972
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 3: I'm getting my own spaceship, the Jerk, the Jeff Bezos

973
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: story silver, no tax for old men, silver plus. And

974
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 3: I know where you moored last summer. Where did you go?

975
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 3: What do you go? The Bahamas? It's very nice of you.

976
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 3: More up there, gold, all right, Jackie Boy.

977
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 4: Richer movies, richer movies. The hills have islands.

978
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 3: They're like Richard Branda, Yes, Necker Island. Go smart.

979
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 4: Edward's silver hands, Oh my god, look at these hen

980
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 4: so expensive that rich though?

981
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 8: Is it.

982
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 2: Diamond?

983
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 3: Yes?

984
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 4: Don't turn your nose up at silver.

985
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 3: And now we will when we give it Edward bronze hands.

986
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 4: We bought two zoos.

987
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: Plus platinum for Jackie Boy.

988
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 4: And the Curious Case of Benjamin Buffett. Warren Buffett too

989
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 4: for this show.

990
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 3: You marked down for that stuff. You would have a

991
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 3: no mark bronze car.

992
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.

993
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 3: The Time Waster is make a movie richer. We're looking

994
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 3: for your richer movies, jack Boast, you ready to mark?

995
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: I am men stare at Gates.

996
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 4: Gates, Rich, I guess if you're in a gated community.

997
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 3: Bill Gates.

998
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's always the last even simple and strong Silver.

999
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 3: Gates. Or someone's got some money. Okay, they've got their house,

1000
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 3: someone's won a lot. Shut off the whole Why not?

1001
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 3: M'st been nice? HOWD and Kumar go to Nobu gold Sarward,

1002
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 3: well done. Three millionaires in a baby silver driving, Miss

1003
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 3: Daisies Bugatti silver plus, the Hollywood Hills have eyes Gold. Carney, Dude,

1004
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 3: where's my Aston Martin Silver? This is very good, This

1005
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 3: is hot off the press, pay attention, coronation coaching, Miss Daisy?

1006
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: That now that is good. That is very good. Chitty

1007
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 3: chitty blingling Gold, Raiders of the Lost, Olio Gark silver,

1008
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 3: No Marcel smartness on the show, Leroy, the Shawshank acquisition

1009
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 3: or there, shut that prison down, turn into luxury flats

1010
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 3: Silver plus, Planet of the Gates. Here we go. Yeah yeah,

1011
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 3: now he means God and Gates's lo live on the planets. Breakfast,

1012
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 3: lunch and dinner at Tiffany's all day breakfast. Instead. Have

1013
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 3: we brought a zoo? We brought a social media.

1014
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 4: Platform, Bronze.

1015
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 3: Come on, that's that's on the money. There's something about money,

1016
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 3: weld on, Chris, thank you very much for those all right,

1017
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 3: tomorrow's show. Today after the listener who called us breaking

1018
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: up vows silence for fifty one years about getting in

1019
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 3: the Queen's coronation coach and her flexing it up, saying

1020
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 3: I think I've done something that none of your listeners have. Tomorrow,

1021
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: shall we do what's your flex? This is your chance

1022
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 3: to call us and flex to all of Australia. Whatever

1023
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 3: you got the so unique you money, something you've done,

1024
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 3: or something you've own, or something you've seen that you

1025
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 3: think no other listener would have done. We want to

1026
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 3: hear what is your flex? Tomorrow? You can email me

1027
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,479
Speaker 3: early to the party Christian at Christian O'Connell dot today

1028
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 3: you and tomorrow on the show we will have to

1029
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: finalize what is the racing pig going to be called?

1030
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 3: Are you out practicing today or how's that?

1031
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: You know?

1032
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 4: Where? Are going to go today to the actual track

1033
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 4: a true one hundred meters and time myself and see

1034
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 4: how fast I can run it?

1035
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 3: Are you yep?

1036
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 4: Scouts on off?

1037
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: By the way, I got an email from the guy

1038
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 3: who called last week saying he was going to be

1039
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 3: your coach and you said I be in contact. He

1040
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: said he hasn't heard from you last week. He felt

1041
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 3: that he got fired right after he was hired. Within

1042
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 3: a minute.

1043
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 4: I just just plain forgot about that.

1044
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 3: To someone who actually coaches, He's actually coached proper athletes.

1045
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I'll give him a call today.

1046
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 3: Why not ahead of that pig race in two days time.

1047
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 3: And if you get you can put a small wager.

1048
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 3: Always been responsibly on who is going to win. If

1049
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: you wonder what we're talking about, there really is a

1050
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 3: race between a pig on Friday the Colinwood Childrens from

1051
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 3: Live at AAMS. You can hear it all between Jack Post,

1052
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 3: who thinks he's quicker than a big over one hundred meters.

1053
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 4: Where is this on sports bed? It's actually so bizarre

1054
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 4: to see it on the sports bed website as a

1055
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 4: true sporting.

1056
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 3: And that's the first time you've realized it's bizarre that

1057
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 3: you're racing a peak.

1058
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 4: Man verse pig applies to the winner of the one

1059
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 4: hundred meter race between a man and a pig on

1060
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 4: the Christian o'conno show on Friday, the tenth of June

1061
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Speaker 4: twenty twenty two. I'm paying man is paying two dollars

1062
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 4: ninety at the moment. Pig a dollar thirty six. I

1063
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 4: think those odds are a steal to put money.

1064
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 3: On the man. I'm put money on the peak. I'll

1065
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 3: put money on the peek.

1066
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 4: Put your money on the man.

1067
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 3: Put your money on the peak. It's our new gambling feature,

1068
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 3: put your money on the pig man. All right, we're

1069
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 3: back tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for listening The Christian O'Connell Show

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Speaker 1: podcast