WEBVTT - #180: Peter Rabbit

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<v Speaker 1>Just stood a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Raise yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 3>So what if the plan with this guy you've been

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<v Speaker 3>chatting to on Grinder? Are you gonna pull this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've got dinner with Rebel Wilson this weekend, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you hate it when you've got a Grinder hook up,

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<v Speaker 3>but you have to go to dinner with Rebel Wilson

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<v Speaker 3>If I had a dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>Julie and Mitchell Coos, how are you? Are you agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to be back? Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 3>This is giving last day of school vibes. For some reason?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we just wrap up the shit? The season? Early?

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<v Speaker 1>Season five is what basically done for the year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well we've got next week. But this does, for

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<v Speaker 3>some reason have finale energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does, because listen to what.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got planned today. Idiots. Oh my god, Roving Report

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<v Speaker 3>Oscar is on another mission. They're always a bit chaotic,

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<v Speaker 3>aren't they?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a bit nuts, to be honest. We've done a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>but the last this one was so well received. When

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<v Speaker 1>we sent Roving Reporter Oscar into the streets of Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>to sniff rugs, I was with Oscar at an event. Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you and I were at the TikTok Awards. Price Kiby

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny who's here was there as well, and we had

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<v Speaker 1>three people approach us all when we were in a

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<v Speaker 1>group having a drink to say, oh my god. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to say Mitch and I, you know, fixed

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<v Speaker 1>our hair and said, can't wait for the photos to

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<v Speaker 1>be taken. They went to Oscar and said we loved

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<v Speaker 1>the rug safing video.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, more of that kind of bullshit coming up today.

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<v Speaker 3>And also we're just flat out watching Pawn on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We've reached a new low.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what I mean when I say it feels

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<v Speaker 3>like it's muck Up Day. It feels like this should

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<v Speaker 3>be the last day, but it's not. What We're back

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<v Speaker 3>next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so I love that. It does feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>show that hasn't been planned. Sometimes we don't plan things

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<v Speaker 1>like let's just watch porn, do something done, but we

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<v Speaker 1>have planned both the Pawn and the Roving Report.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is because you were telling me that you've

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<v Speaker 3>got a VR goggle thing, which I've never done that

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<v Speaker 3>in my life, so I'm very curious about it.

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<v Speaker 1>In general, it was a Christmas gift a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, and at Christmas I showed all my aunties

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<v Speaker 1>and uncles and all my relatives the VR porn. And

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<v Speaker 1>this was pre this was like the early days of

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<v Speaker 1>the virtual reality world. So there was only heterosexual porn

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<v Speaker 1>and it was only like mum, you know, raw dog

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<v Speaker 1>by step Son. That was. But now I've done some

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<v Speaker 1>research the gays have via porn.

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<v Speaker 3>I love how it's literally researched. Yeah, you were watching

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<v Speaker 3>porn for research?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those three jerkofs last week. We're all tax right off, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever seen gay porn? No? Never, I like

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<v Speaker 1>to think that you don't even watch porn. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just no Jenna in my eyes, generous, just Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>When she leaves the podcast, she goes into a cryo

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<v Speaker 1>chamber and freezes herself to the text her and go,

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<v Speaker 1>we want you for the podcast again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm still a bit chilly. Yeah, can you

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<v Speaker 3>defrost Genoine?

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<v Speaker 2>Need you?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I didn't realize that. Obviously didn't haven't watched gay porn.

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<v Speaker 3>But would you be curious? I am curious. You can

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<v Speaker 3>strap the to be on too, that's all coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know where we put it right? Yeah, okay, good, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a shock if it's your first time learning.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean even I was shocked when I realized I

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<v Speaker 1>had to do it. Yes, anyway, welcome everyone, if it

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<v Speaker 1>is your first time listening, this is Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Every show we start the same with it Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.

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<v Speaker 3>Today we're kicking it off with the caller, aren't we

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<v Speaker 3>all around?

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<v Speaker 2>Today?

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<v Speaker 1>Today we have Hailey joining us from a central coast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Haley, Haley?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, how are you not too bad? Darling? Have you

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<v Speaker 3>got anither? It's me for it?

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<v Speaker 4>I do, I do?

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<v Speaker 1>How old you been listening to the show? Give us

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<v Speaker 1>the goss I've been about a year now.

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<v Speaker 3>Cut.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how you say that the newby but we're

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship. It's been about a year now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Like when people have babies and they're like, yeah, my

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<v Speaker 4>baby's like thirty two.

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<v Speaker 3>Months, I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, A baby's a baby to me until it can

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<v Speaker 1>like start talking. Yeah, I mean, and I also hate

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<v Speaker 1>eachim on the fly, But I'm not buying a baby

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<v Speaker 1>a gift that it won't really give a shit about

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<v Speaker 1>until it's old enough to go. I can thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Mitch. I want cloud.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I buy my nieces and nephew's shoes every Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>because it's helpful. They're obviously going to wear them. That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sort of a present for the parents too.

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<v Speaker 4>We love a practical gift.

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<v Speaker 3>We fucking love a practical favorite Uncle Jamie, She's a

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<v Speaker 3>really good gift giver, to be honest, he gives great

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<v Speaker 3>I don't say that. I still haven't shopped for our

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<v Speaker 3>secret Sander present. I've got no idea, neither of I,

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<v Speaker 3>to be honest, fifty bucks was the limit?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's next week? All right, Hayley, Bradley will count

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<v Speaker 1>you in hit us with your rigin? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you as confused as me? How the fuck seedless

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<v Speaker 4>fruit work?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Seedless fruit? Seedless fruit? Oh? My god?

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<v Speaker 2>Like great grow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a really good idea. That's like, that's like spermless

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<v Speaker 1>men having baby because the seeds, the seeds are are

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<v Speaker 1>what grown? You plans?

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<v Speaker 4>I know, my God, Like, how how do you go? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to get these greats, but I'm also going

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<v Speaker 4>to do this seedless, but then how do you take

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<v Speaker 4>that seedless variety and continue it on? So thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so glad that I'm not the only person on

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 3>Grapes have seeds, don't they.

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<v Speaker 1>There's varieties of new ones that are to have no seeds.

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<v Speaker 3>Cotton candy ones, they don't have seeds. They're actually removing them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they genetically modify them to get rid of the seeds.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, avocados back in the day were inedible because

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<v Speaker 1>the seed was ninety percent of the fruit. Nowadays, that

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<v Speaker 1>genetically modified them so that other avocado pits today.

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<v Speaker 4>See as soon as you as genetically modified to things

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<v Speaker 4>you're lockering like, spec doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>I am quite fond of a seedless watermelon. Fuck those

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<v Speaker 3>black bathts. It looks like flies off to the watermelon.

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<v Speaker 1>Seedless fruit, such as naval oranges are propagated asexually, usually

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<v Speaker 1>by grafting.

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<v Speaker 3>Asexually.

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<v Speaker 1>They're propagated vegeatively from cuttings by grafting. What the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know any of that means? When the fact

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<v Speaker 3>did we become The Birk's Backyard Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>In such cases, bananas are essentially genetic clones of each other.

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<v Speaker 3>What on earth is going on in the background there? Hailey,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, we just got in the car. Who's we Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>The family?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we stay?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Boys and Britt can we please say hi? On three

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<v Speaker 4>one two three?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? Everyone? Where are we going? The fruit market?

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<v Speaker 4>Me, my girlfriend and the two boys are going to

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<v Speaker 4>the circuit the circus.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put us on speaker. Fine, that's so fun. How

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<v Speaker 1>long have you been with your partner for this is cute?

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<v Speaker 4>Like a few months now, Like you've been.

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<v Speaker 1>With us longer than you've been with your partner.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, right, thirty six months or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very true, and we better let you get to

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<v Speaker 3>the circus.

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<v Speaker 4>Hailey, Yeah, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Pleasure. Make sure you hit up our price keeper Jenna

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<v Speaker 3>on our Instagram. A couple of mitches and you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to claim your prize.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I love that so much. Also met

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<v Speaker 4>by the way, Jerry from a few episodes ago, I

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<v Speaker 4>did hear about the Fortnight chat? We please Fortnite one day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's play Fortnite because.

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<v Speaker 4>I have my Fortnite character tattooed on my leg.

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<v Speaker 1>Get wow, who is it? Who is it?

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<v Speaker 4>It's joy? Have you seen Joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Joy is in like the film Joy with Jennifer Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 4>No, okay, you'll have to google.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Gorge. Oh oh, I play as the Ariana Grande

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<v Speaker 1>from when they did a collaboration. Yeah, very cute. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the pink pootail. Wait, message me. Do you have me

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>My god, yes I do.

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<v Speaker 1>DM me, and we'll add our game of tags and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play. I've gotten really good at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that so much, all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's play the girl things Game of girls all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I love how we went.

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<v Speaker 1>From seedless grapes to for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>DM as keep you Jenna please.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, thank you, love you.

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<v Speaker 1>What a sweetheart she is, everybody she found and co

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<v Speaker 1>in the car very sweet. If you want to get

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with this, you can dms on a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of images, or you can send us a text.

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<v Speaker 3>On this number.

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<v Speaker 5>To nine for a two zero two nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've got to need the dismay of your own

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<v Speaker 3>anything that pops into your mind, let us know. We'd

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<v Speaker 3>love to chat. Okay, here we go. I promise to

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<v Speaker 3>fill you all in on the gripping saga that is

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<v Speaker 3>unfolding in my neighborhood Facebook group. Yes, it has been ongoing.

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<v Speaker 3>There's different plot twists every step of the fucking way.

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<v Speaker 3>But I promise you you will keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm about to be like let In

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<v Speaker 1>on a on world government secret.

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<v Speaker 3>I know we've been taken to a barker. It does

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<v Speaker 3>feel like that for me too. I'm not gonna lie,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not quite that deep.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we've been sat down. There's a PowerPoint presentation

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<v Speaker 1>of this I love so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously people listening won't be able to follow along with

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<v Speaker 3>the PowerPoint, but I have got a PowerPoint on my

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<v Speaker 3>television right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, well, so fuck I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 3>So not far from my house, there's one of those

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<v Speaker 3>like shitty little parks that isn't really a park, you

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<v Speaker 3>know those tiny parks that's this kind of filling up space.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just got a bit of grass and a park bench.

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<v Speaker 1>Green space.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's all it is. It's not play equipment or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of these shitty little parks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's one of those not far from my house.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on the way when I'm walking to bar classes

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<v Speaker 3>and every time I walk past this park, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>bunny rabbit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that the rabbit? Yeah, that's the rabbit. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good shot.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I never really questioned why the fuck there

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<v Speaker 3>is a random rabbit in the middle of some concrete jungle, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm just a farm kid. I'm like, whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a rabbit. But now that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 3>it is a bit odd, and people suspect it might

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<v Speaker 3>have been an abandoned pair because it's so friendly and

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<v Speaker 3>he's very cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a good size too.

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<v Speaker 3>And so someone posted in the Facebook group saying rabbit

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<v Speaker 3>found in the park. Anyone missing a rabbit, and everyone

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<v Speaker 3>in the comments were very quick to clarify, No, that's Peter.

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<v Speaker 3>He lives there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a community pet. Everyone calls him Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Peter rabbit. That's what Mary kag says. This rabbit

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<v Speaker 1>is a local and has been around for years. He

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<v Speaker 1>used to have a friend, but seems to be alone. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't know that part. Yeah, look at the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been there for at least three years. Used to

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<v Speaker 1>come say, hyduring.

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<v Speaker 3>Lot, so cute. He just appeared one day in COVID apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I feel like you was dumped by like a.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's likely, yes, But anyway, I've obviously seen

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<v Speaker 3>the rabbit. I'm familiar with the rabbit, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>realize it was such a wholesome scenario. Everyone's embraced the rabbit.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a community pet. His name's Peter. That's so cute.

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<v Speaker 3>People were posting photos of their dogs playing with Peter.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so gorgeous, and.

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<v Speaker 1>People have seemed to be able to get close to Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, he Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so friendly. He's very cute. Okay, And now that

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<v Speaker 3>I know that he has a name, I've started because

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<v Speaker 3>I can take a shortcut and not go through that

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<v Speaker 3>park to come home, but I've started going out of

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<v Speaker 3>my way to just be like, oh, Peter, Peter. It's

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<v Speaker 3>really really cute. And so this is where the drama

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<v Speaker 3>starts to unfold.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I'm going to say, I hope Peter isn't in

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<v Speaker 1>a rabbit stew.

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<v Speaker 3>One day, someone posted a photo of two rabbits and

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<v Speaker 3>they said, Peter has a friend. Wow, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>another rabbit just appeared.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking like rabbits. I hope Peter's getting some rabbit pulls.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is where the controversy comes into it. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>because now there are calls to have Peter exterminated because

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<v Speaker 3>they don't want the pesky rabbits in the neighborhood. Look

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<v Speaker 3>at all these comments. I loved him at first, but

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<v Speaker 3>ultimately he's a huge problem. Peter and his friends need

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<v Speaker 3>to be destroyed for the sake of local fauna. He

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<v Speaker 3>isn't our friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Very controversial. There was a couple of days there where

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, they're going to kill

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<v Speaker 3>Peter the rabbit because they don't want him knock up

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<v Speaker 3>his girlfriend. They can't kill Peter. What am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got to put a stop to this. Somehow, not

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<v Speaker 3>a problem as it turns out, because this was posted

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<v Speaker 3>in the group Sad News about the Rabbit's near friend

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<v Speaker 3>saw them on the side of the street this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but how do they know that wasn't Peter, that

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<v Speaker 1>was the friend, Because.

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<v Speaker 3>We all know Peter's demeanor well enough. We could tell

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<v Speaker 3>that Peter was alive and well. But there was a

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<v Speaker 3>smear rabbit on the road. So Peter's mate that was

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<v Speaker 3>very short lived, that Sarga.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a situation ship for Peter. It was then

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<v Speaker 1>and he his friend was killed. God I didn't witness.

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<v Speaker 3>It, so not a problem as it turns out. And

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<v Speaker 3>also I think they knew it wasn't Peter because he's

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<v Speaker 3>been there for three years. He's smart enough to know

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<v Speaker 3>not to run on the road. Where is his new

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<v Speaker 3>little slam piece? Obviously stupid got hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got streets smart.

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<v Speaker 3>So Peter's now were widow. That's a bit sad, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>And Peter is still there? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, please. I have a feeling that because Peter

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<v Speaker 3>might have been overcome with grief, that he might have

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<v Speaker 3>put himself in harm's way because I was walking home

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<v Speaker 3>from bar class on a Wednesday and he was there

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<v Speaker 3>Wednesday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw him.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, Peter, how are you sorry about

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<v Speaker 3>the loss? Very nice? And then this was posted the

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<v Speaker 3>next day. Any truth in the rumor that Peter was

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<v Speaker 3>killed by a dog this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, they're fucking better not be any

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<v Speaker 3>truth to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Room, please say it's just a And.

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<v Speaker 3>I really wanted it to be a rumor. But then

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<v Speaker 3>when I went to bar class on Friday, he wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was so affected by this that I even

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<v Speaker 3>posted in the group and I was like, do we

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<v Speaker 3>have eyewitnesses? Can anyone actually attest to it? And so

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<v Speaker 3>it was all this rumored speculation at this point. But

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<v Speaker 3>then this post and Susie comes in and says, my

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<v Speaker 3>dog found Peter's body.

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<v Speaker 1>No, now, oh, I don't have gloves or a spade

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<v Speaker 1>to bury him. Can anyone help? Rest in peace? Update?

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<v Speaker 1>I took him to Southern Cross at lunchtime. He wasn't microchipped,

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<v Speaker 1>so they said they knew him and would cremate him

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<v Speaker 1>free of charge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Ultimately unable to have the ashes, but feel better knowing

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<v Speaker 1>he's out of the bushes on his way to bunny Heaven.

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<v Speaker 3>And obviously people in the group are now outraged, being like,

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<v Speaker 3>who's fucking irresponsible? Dog just mauled this beautiful bunny to death.

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<v Speaker 1>This local icon.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, And all of this unfolded in the space

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<v Speaker 3>of two weeks. I didn't even know he had a name,

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<v Speaker 3>and all of a sudden, I'm so attached and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>crying because he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>No, first of all, you're mourning the loss of his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>The men you're mourning the loss of him, the lady saying,

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<v Speaker 1>my dogs found Peter's body in the reeds this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>It did smell in that park when I walked through,

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<v Speaker 3>it did smell, and I was like, surely when the

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<v Speaker 3>dog attacked it, they didn't just leave it there.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds suspicious. Did I feel like her dogs do it?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>She feels guilty. Oh no, time, man, there's a memorial.

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<v Speaker 1>I just yeah, oh god, it's like it's like a vigil.

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<v Speaker 3>I just flicked the slide show. We were so affected

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<v Speaker 3>by this that a few of my friends that live

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<v Speaker 3>in the area we made a shrine.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? We were actually really sad about this and we

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<v Speaker 3>needed to grieve, and so we made the memorial. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I decided to stir some shit in the Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 3>You know my fake account Bernice of course, Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 3>I use her account to post in the Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 3>And we had tea light candles in the garden where

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<v Speaker 3>we had our little shrine for Peter, and I posted

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<v Speaker 3>in there as Bernan's been like, there is a total

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<v Speaker 3>fire band who's lighting candles.

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<v Speaker 1>Very nice to see tribute to our bunny friend. But

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<v Speaker 1>please be careful. No way should anyone be fight, should

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<v Speaker 1>be lighting candles in a total fireband. I hope more

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<v Speaker 1>people add to the shrine.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we were going to leave some carrots. We

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<v Speaker 3>were going to start a movement carrots out for Peter.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, we came back the next staying.

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<v Speaker 3>People were now adding to the shrine. Someone bought those

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<v Speaker 3>little battery operated tea light candles so that we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have the fire nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So on Easter, Bunny stop here did you buy that?

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<v Speaker 3>That was actually already there?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>And so it was a really tricky grief process. And

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<v Speaker 3>we had the memorial in his honor beautiful, and I

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<v Speaker 3>also prepared an obituary for it. Would you like to

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<v Speaker 3>see it? I'd love to see And I collated all

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<v Speaker 3>the photos and videos that people had posted in our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell to Peter, Oh, mitchelltten all this up song.

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<v Speaker 3>This is so emotional, miss Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is heartbreaking. Oh this is so sad. He's

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<v Speaker 1>having so much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to post this in our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Green Ultimately that's what killed him. However, can hear? Oh God,

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<v Speaker 1>that pit bull looks like it came back.

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<v Speaker 3>It could have been that pitopule.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely he died doing what he loved, encroaching on dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I've written in the in the obituary.

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<v Speaker 1>Gone but never forgotten, Valet Peter.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a beautiful photo. I'm not joking when I made that.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually did cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a whole ordeal, and frankly, I don't actually

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<v Speaker 3>have closure yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I want justice for Peter exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>The fact that the murderer just left his body there,

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<v Speaker 3>no one cleaned up after him, and also the fact

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<v Speaker 3>that this dog is capable of that. But Peter's been

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<v Speaker 3>there for years playing with dogs, and then all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, this savage fucking mutt comes along and just

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<v Speaker 3>rips him to shreaded.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So what's where are we at now? Is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they going to put the cremation that his remains

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<v Speaker 1>in the park.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently the lady that took him to the vet to

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<v Speaker 3>have him created didn't take the ashes, as if.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't what.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought the same thing, honestly, and so obviously I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have closure because I don't know what happened, and

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know what happened. I need to know

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<v Speaker 3>who's behind me, of course, and so we crossed now

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<v Speaker 3>to our raving reporter, Oscar, who is on the scene

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<v Speaker 3>of the crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Investigative journalism.

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<v Speaker 3>Oscar, it's over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, a couple of mitches. Jenna, my darlings. It is

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<v Speaker 2>our roving reporter Chulkin, and I'm here on location at

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<v Speaker 2>the homicide of Peter the Rabbit. And not only is

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<v Speaker 2>it green, but it is devastating because as why I speak,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm standing in front of the memorial tribute for Peter Rabbit,

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<v Speaker 2>which includes a ceramic bunny.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, someone put a statue statue. It's so cute. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>pretty sure his little water bowl is still there too.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't find the water bowl, but let's just agree

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<v Speaker 2>that it is around here somewha.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, if anyone walks past, Oscar, I need you to

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<v Speaker 3>interrogate them and find out as much as you can.

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<v Speaker 3>In the meantime, we would like you to on behalf

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<v Speaker 3>of Mitch Jenner and I to lay a wreath.

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<v Speaker 1>Please do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course? I would like to say I lay this

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<v Speaker 2>reef in honor of Peter Rabbit from is it just me? Mitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch Jenner and roving reporter talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he would have loved us.

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<v Speaker 6>This is for you, Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's have a moment of silence for Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, pe Peter, can we have a moment of silence?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you everyone, thanks, thank you, appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, all right, Oscar, we need to speak to the

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<v Speaker 1>people of the suburbs. Is there anyone there, because the

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<v Speaker 1>only way we're going to try and attempt to solve

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<v Speaker 1>this is to speak to the people that are there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll keep an eye out because there's people walking on

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<v Speaker 2>the other side.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll yell out to them.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, hang on, excuse mate, who killed Peter? Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>you no, we ran okay, never mind, run over to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I'm chasing them now.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to harass the locals. They're all morning

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<v Speaker 1>and grieving.

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<v Speaker 2>No, all, no, that's true. I'm not current affair.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you are today. I need answers. I need justice

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<v Speaker 3>for Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I am literally in the direct path of someone coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, We're on, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Get him.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hi, I'm just recording something really quick for a podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who killed Peter?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 7>I think it was Eric. He was in the library

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<v Speaker 7>and he found out that Peter had been something through.

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<v Speaker 7>He's very rare, incredibly valuable fourteenth century illustrated manuscript. Needless

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<v Speaker 7>to say, it was an invaluable manuscript worth like multiple millions.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's playing. I don't think you're taking this oscar?

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Is he talking about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Different Peter?

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<v Speaker 7>Bizarre thing to do, but anyway he did.

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<v Speaker 3>So Peter used it.

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<v Speaker 7>And to compound his crime, he is terrible. He was

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<v Speaker 7>reading it on the toilet, the toilet and discovered they're

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<v Speaker 7>out of loop paper. So this invaluable manuscript he just

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<v Speaker 7>reefing pages out of.

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<v Speaker 1>It and uses the wiper ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that's happy to die.

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<v Speaker 7>I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Just ra you're a reporter, lead him into what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope I've answered the question.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I don't know if you could hear that. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the best answer I've ever been diveited in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>What's what was your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, my name is Tug Dumbley.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Target Dumbley.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Tug know that that Peter's a rabbit?

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<v Speaker 2>Tug? Do you know that Peter's a rabbit? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh Peter Rabbit from this Yes, Peter, Peter, that

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<v Speaker 1>was mold in the park? Mate, I do I do

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<v Speaker 1>actually know?

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<v Speaker 7>I know that Peter. I did know that Peter sadly

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<v Speaker 7>now deceased.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh here we go. Well, no, the thing is I've

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<v Speaker 2>been sent down here to investigate as in who got Peter,

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<v Speaker 2>and the general consensus is that it was a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Now do you think there are any suspects in the area.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was your dog because your dog

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<v Speaker 2>is about the same size as Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>Reckon, Peter, what does the dog look like?

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<v Speaker 2>So? Do I have permission to show your dog on? Yep, yep, Hi, darling.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is boo boo. What have you got to

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<v Speaker 2>say about the death?

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<v Speaker 3>Boo? Looks small, but Marty, that's what you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you know? Boo?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, I agree, Boo, I agree, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It was devastated. She didn't meet Peter rabbits she did well,

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<v Speaker 1>she did, yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>And she was like, I don't want to get the

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<v Speaker 8>habit and then he completely unperturbed and in fact hopped

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<v Speaker 8>towards her, and she was completely baffled and puzzled. From

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<v Speaker 8>a moment strain of the question her nose and then

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<v Speaker 8>Peter just gorgeously naiven innocent.

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<v Speaker 3>Tuget's been waiting for this moment.

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<v Speaker 6>I choose to have happy thoughts towards Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well that's that's very true, Tug, And you and

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<v Speaker 2>Boo have given me really good insight. Thank you, Tug,

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<v Speaker 2>Tug Tug.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well what I've taken from that? Can I just

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<v Speaker 3>say I'm a bit sus on Tug's dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Boo was confessing to be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Boo is fully capable of murder.

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<v Speaker 2>Silence says everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Also was tugged with acting like he didn't know who

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<v Speaker 3>Peter was talking about it if from Peter, I trying

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<v Speaker 3>to throw you off your guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>Tug Dudley is the killer of Peter the Rabbit. Wow, Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is one of your best reporting duties. Yeh,

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<v Speaker 1>the best you have soul the crime of a beloved

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<v Speaker 1>local pet Oscar. You can sleep easy know would be

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<v Speaker 1>so proud. Tug Dougley the killer.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that Boo deserves the death penalty. Don't you

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<v Speaker 3>pitch up to the Moscar off that bitch, Go get Boo, Oscar,

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<v Speaker 3>bring back his skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't just me.

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a tickhead.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, the moment you have all been waiting for,

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<v Speaker 3>as if that wasn't the moment they were waiting for

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<v Speaker 3>Peter Investigation.

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<v Speaker 1>No, well, the Peter investigation has changed my life. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, who feels stressed? You feel stressed, Jenn, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel stressed me to you're stressed.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have much closure, but anyway, why don't we

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<v Speaker 3>all I've got to relieve tension.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, you might need to take

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<v Speaker 1>some stress off, lie down, dim the lights, and maybe

0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:52.240
<v Speaker 1>if you're at home listening, if you're in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>I urge you to now take a moment to treat

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and potentially touch yourself. This is the first time

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<v Speaker 1>on the show I've ever endoed mitcha shake. Now i've

0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:04.879
<v Speaker 1>ever endorsed group masturbation, but I feel we all should

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<v Speaker 1>because incomes my VA headset didn't did it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? And so this was just something that you mentioned

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<v Speaker 3>at random, that you can watch porn on a VR headset.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. I did not buy this with the intention of

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<v Speaker 1>watching porn, but I did buy it, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>realized that you could watch porn.

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<v Speaker 3>It is another one of your random impulse buys that

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<v Speaker 3>you don't really stick. Oh hang on, oscars back, Chicken,

0:25:26.920 --> 0:25:28.359
<v Speaker 3>it is walked in. Have a seat. We're about to

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<v Speaker 3>watch porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, this is the perfect time. I'm so hot.

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<v Speaker 3>God, he sit right under the airc on. You'll be right.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got my V headset. It's fun for games. You

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<v Speaker 1>can play things on it, but you can also watch porn.

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<v Speaker 1>The issue is when I first downloaded or got the

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<v Speaker 1>V headset, the only porn available was heterosexual porn. I've

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<v Speaker 1>done research. You can now get straight porn. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put it on. I'm going to set a porn

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<v Speaker 1>gay porn porn headset on. It's now streaming to the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>You should all be able to watch.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna's never watched gay porn, so I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to get hurt of Oh my god, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to have the best time ever.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So Jenna's got the phone. Jenna, is it

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<v Speaker 1>streaming to the phone? Okay, here we go. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I'm saying. So I'm in a living room.

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<v Speaker 1>What should I Google, Mitchell gay Gable, Khaki, gay Va, pawn,

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<v Speaker 1>gay VR porn three sixty Virtual Reality sex.

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<v Speaker 3>Three sixty pawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what I'm and these are the options you can

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<v Speaker 1>choose from.

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<v Speaker 3>So how does they feel that this might be a

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<v Speaker 3>bit overwhelming for me? Like, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosh, oh goodness me, these are all VR?

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna?

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<v Speaker 1>What about what about this one? Hold on? This looks nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that looks fun. This one looks good, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we go with this one? I reckon, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get this on, Mitch. Do you want to watch it first?

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<v Speaker 1>Or should I?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I think Jenna should watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Should watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Put the headset on your head, Jen, You just have

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<v Speaker 1>to press the play Jenna. Actually, I'll get it fully set.

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<v Speaker 3>So how do you press play with that? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's in my head? I can I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the AD. I'm in the ad, jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the skip AD button is the size of a

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<v Speaker 1>bus for me, and I'm going to just press it

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<v Speaker 1>with my right hand, all right, Jenna, jesus, I'm handing

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<v Speaker 1>over to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, she's got the goggle thumb. What's with these fucking

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<v Speaker 3>Nintendo We nunchucks.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that how you control it?

0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 1>That's how you control it.

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<v Speaker 2>We sport.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>That's them bullshit. You should be able to control it

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<v Speaker 3>with your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I would.

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<v Speaker 3>My thoughts aren't that powerful. Actually, there you go, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so make it you make it full screen?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, screen god, they've been to pilate if

0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:39.880
<v Speaker 3>they flexable.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you press play and then it's the it's

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<v Speaker 1>the full screens. Play Jenna and enjoy the pawn. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Oh my god, Jenna, look down. Oh Jennison

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<v Speaker 1>knowes hot man, that's her body.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone is currently it's a pov. Someone's sucking Jenner off with.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Jenna's putting her thumb in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus, get it out, Jenny, your cat you'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Jenna, you are putting your foot in

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 2>this man's mouth while you stroke your big penis.

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<v Speaker 1>How does it feel, Jenne to be in the room

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>with it all disturbing? Oh my god, you are being rimmed.

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<v Speaker 3>This is starting to feel be wrong Dan to take

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<v Speaker 3>him off. It's fine, give it to Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to pick another one for Mitchell. Yeah, pick

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 1>another one. I'll give me a headset, Jenna Mitch.

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:30.720
<v Speaker 3>I've watched gay porn before, but I've not watched straight straight.

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got to give him some straighty porn. I

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 2>genuinely so. You do not think you'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Coat gen know why the control is sticky? Jesus, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so much more HD. Yes, fuck, I'm actually might I

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 1>might save this one for later.

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<v Speaker 3>The screen here that we're watching on the TV is

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<v Speaker 3>so low, rare and really lagging.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea, how clear?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we're going to get an idea?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, is it going to be clear for me? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>to take my glass off this It's clear you'ted. Sounds

0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 3>like she has just been through some sort of torture.

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:10.640
<v Speaker 2>It just sounded like a war hero.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to see some ship.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. I'm going to google V porn.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I want straight porn to be clarified, Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even need to right straight?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's just that's just wrong. That's straight is the default,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, right, Chill, I'm gonna do. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>the most viewed V porn which Stepsun Crave, step Son's

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<v Speaker 1>cock Step.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum, stepmom, crave step son's.

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<v Speaker 1>Cop Mitchell, Mitchell, listen to me. On the bottom, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a slider which you were just for clarity if you've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got glasses goggles on. Yeah, you're right. This is blairy fuk.

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<v Speaker 3>How do I change it?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a slider on the bottom to the left of

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<v Speaker 1>the right. You slide.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Press A and press aim at play and press the

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<v Speaker 1>A button.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yep, there you are. I'd like that said. None

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 3>of the actors are related, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I've had the best time here with you, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>Mom in a whole new.

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<v Speaker 1>Way down Mitchell, you're in the room. You my god, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got great quads in a thick, meaty bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>This is really weird. I'm looking down and I'm wearing

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<v Speaker 3>very similar gym short.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be me, Mitchell. I hate to say it,

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>but that looks a bit like Jane, it does. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks talking to me, right. Let's listen to the dialogue.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn the volumes on the other side to where the

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<v Speaker 1>blurry slider is. You know, the blury slider. It's it's

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 1>on that side. It's up and down. You care of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, hurry.

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<v Speaker 3>Up and suck me off, lady.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I've learned from this comparison, Straight people

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot more patience than gay people.

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<v Speaker 3>How do I fast forward?

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<v Speaker 1>Not Mitchell? Don't?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, oh my god, she's on Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you look at the room, like, have a

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<v Speaker 1>look at the it the curtains.

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<v Speaker 3>A nice blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>That is so oh my god. Literally, I'm insider.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm insider.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the first time you ever mounted a woman?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't talk about my step mother like that? So get me.

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Do you want my review?

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 1>What's your review of the VA porn?

0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 3>It's a bit troopy, but also the quality is shocking,

0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:30.360
<v Speaker 3>So it was not I didn't feel immersed. It's not

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 3>like I actually felt like I was in that world.

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 3>It's very trippy, but it was like when you wear

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 3>those three D glasses at the movies. Yeah, it just

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 3>wasn't quite right.

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 1>You know. The weird thing is that you can have

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:45.440
<v Speaker 1>devices that connect to your via headset that like can

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 1>like you can put on your penis what yah?

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:52.240
<v Speaker 2>I have heard of these? Actually they are wild.

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 1>They're nuts. It's like it's like a masturbating machine that

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>can connect to the same video, so it can thrust

0:31:57.520 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>into you at the same pace as the video.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 2>It's meant to be like four day like more immersive.

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<v Speaker 2>So like while you're watching and your stepmom's having a ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like.

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 2>It's like gonna like grip and like stroke you up

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:12.040
<v Speaker 2>and down itself, like as if she is genuine. You

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 2>don't have to touch.

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 1>She's doing it too, but she's your stepmum.

0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a mechanical flashlight.

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like a lot of admin. Just root your step mom.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Then this VR technology sheep.

0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I've always said that, And it's cheaper, so much cheap,

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 1>but what a great takeaway. Root your stepmom. Everyone don't

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 1>buy a five hundred dollars v I headset. Fuck your

0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 1>step mam.

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what I kind of want to go?

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I've never done v Yeah.

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I have a gard it on cheery.

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Pick a porn please?

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Can you need your nunchucks?

0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:43.400
<v Speaker 1>No, I can use my hands.

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 3>I beat your kid.

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Now, Oscar. Do you want queer or do you want making.

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Me gay porn? I don't want to fuck about with

0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:50.720
<v Speaker 2>my stepmum.

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I found a perfect one for you. The title of

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:57.760
<v Speaker 1>this one is virtual Real gay a magical place one.

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Okay, all right, so I'm hold on, yeah,

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 1>press play a hello, look around, you're in the world.

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:08.480
<v Speaker 1>It's just say my name.

0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:10.080
<v Speaker 3>I thought I heard that to it.

0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm adorgeous tiling like I must say?

0:33:16.760 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Why have you reading the magazine?

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Get to the fucking he's reading an interview with John tivolt.

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<v Speaker 1>I hang up, I'm gonna so describe what you're seeing,

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar So's You're in what looks to be a sauna

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 1>in the outdoors.

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 2>We are in a sauna which looks like it's in

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 2>a cab.

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Where'd you win Agase Sorna literally less than twenty four

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 3>hours ago.

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Probably.

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>He has nipple rings.

0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're quite lovely.

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Now he's stroked himself a couple of times, but he's

0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 2>not really Oh, I can't take it back.

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 1>All right, he's now revealing his peters. He's a tatted man.

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 1>He's got two nipple piercings, and he's put down his

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:49.479
<v Speaker 1>magazine because you've got his attention.

0:33:49.600 --> 0:33:51.640
<v Speaker 3>That's right now, he's still reading the magazine.

0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, he's on his laptop.

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Rodriguo I'm here. Can you stop looking at the computer place?

0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Emails can wait? It's I want to suck.

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 3>You know how you can report videos on TikTok? Is

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:05.360
<v Speaker 3>it possible to report the podcast? Like this is going

0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 3>to be the episode that gets reported?

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:12.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's too Oh oh okay, I've had enough. Gonna

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 1>get rid of this place. Asking now wake get out.

0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:18.879
<v Speaker 3>Now you need to take the goggles off.

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, take the offscar.

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Take the goggles off. That's all you need to do.

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow, well everyone, Merry Christmas to you and yours.

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 2>That was the best Christmas gift I've ever had. Actually,

0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:31.800
<v Speaker 2>do you want to turn Mitchell?

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh? He's had many reibated with them on.

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 3>But well, well you've got the nunchucks in your hands.

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:40.920
<v Speaker 2>So here's your own droving report. Come back to us

0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:42.080
<v Speaker 2>and let us know how I will.

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I might go the full hog and give it a go. Maybe, yeah,

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm alright. Maybe getting a blowjob while watching porn could

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 1>be fun.

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I'm for you next week. A yeah, if.

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 3>You're getting one, you're getting one. You don't need to

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 3>watch porn.

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Well know they've said, like you know, I'll give them

0:34:57.040 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 2>the paper bag. Well, this is the new paper bag.

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Give that you put it.

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<v Speaker 1>On, Just give him a stake.

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Put it on and watch your step mom whilst some

0:35:05.239 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>ugly console over you. Before I'm actually.

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 1>On board, just say, imagine, imagine him filming that. How

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:14.279
<v Speaker 1>do they film that? I know it'd be like a

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:16.360
<v Speaker 1>multiple Jerry wigged camera, like you know when you go

0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>to the fucking award shows and there's that three sixty

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 1>care Yeah, how would they film that?

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:20.320
<v Speaker 3>Porn?

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:21.959
<v Speaker 2>That was actually done add an award show?

0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Was it?

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.879
<v Speaker 1>There you go. We've all been bonded and we're now

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:25.799
<v Speaker 1>closer as a teen.

0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 2>I agree it actually can I like as new as

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 2>newly appointed fourth wheel. But that was the best ice

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 2>breaking I've ever done.

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:36.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no fun facts about yourself. Just pop this on

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:37.759
<v Speaker 3>and watch your step mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear more about the gay saunas, but

0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:40.719
<v Speaker 1>we can save that for another time.

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, for another time.

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, shall we go meet chill and.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's probably for the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening everyone. You can leave a review

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.719
<v Speaker 1>on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or comment on the show watched.

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<v Speaker 1>Our question this week be have you ever watched VR porn?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's nat We'll get in trouble? Would you route

0:35:58.840 --> 0:35:59.439
<v Speaker 3>your step mother?

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:01.959
<v Speaker 1>That's way more broad?

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, step parent?

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:06.640
<v Speaker 1>How broad? Sorry? Well done? Step person.

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Guardian yes slash guardians? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How wherever fucked your step guard?

0:36:17.239 --> 0:36:19.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Fuck me? All right? Everyone on that note, we

0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 1>need to go.

0:36:20.760 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, we'll catch it in the season finale.

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<v Speaker 3>It's next week. Two more episodes for you, Monday and Wednesday.

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:26.799
<v Speaker 3>Next week.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you to pieces. We'll see you then, everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Catch you then bye bye bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:36.319
<v Speaker 2>A podcast by a couple of make sure you've hit

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<v Speaker 2>follow on your podcast.

0:36:54.040 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret

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<v Speaker 3>segment on the end, So so on it's Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Oscar, can you actually talk to me about that?

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:03.280
<v Speaker 1>So you do got do you frequent a sauna?

0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Not overly? But there are a couple on Oxford Street

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:07.759
<v Speaker 2>that I've been too.

0:37:08.000 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 3>But you know what he does. It's because the bust

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:12.520
<v Speaker 3>to the beaches sometimes doesn't go overnight, so he'll just

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 3>kill time there. If he says that too late, it

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:16.400
<v Speaker 3>like sits in the spar till six and goes, oh,

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm mate, yeah, Like.

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Ninety five percent of the time I'm literally there, just

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:22.319
<v Speaker 2>in the spa, I go for a nap, Like, I mean,

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 2>it's like it's way cheaper than a hotel room.

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>How much do you pay?

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Like I think the max I've ever paid is thirty

0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 2>dollars and or you pay for entry just to get

0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:31.719
<v Speaker 2>in and you can be there.

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 3>That's a bonus the entry.

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right right, there is there a bed multiple Wow,

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Like it's all private rooms.

0:37:39.640 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Like, it's all private rooms. And then obviously because like

0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 2>there's sex on premises venues, so there's no there's no rules,

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 2>Like the only rule they have is don't have sex

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 2>in the spa because obviously.

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh imagine it. It's sick to your leg here,

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:53.480
<v Speaker 3>It'll stick.

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 2>To your leg, hair, contaminate all that, you'll get ill.

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.960
<v Speaker 2>But like if you go into one of the sauna saunas,

0:37:58.960 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 2>there's a high chance something will be going on.

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And when you say sauna, sauna is sort of the

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:05.319
<v Speaker 1>name of the venue. And there is also a hot

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 1>steamy sauna or both.

0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:11.920
<v Speaker 2>So like the colloquially colloquially ala they're they're called saunas.

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 2>They're I think the correct name for them is a

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:17.239
<v Speaker 2>bath house house. Yeah, so sauna is just another way

0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:19.320
<v Speaker 2>of saying like the bath house, but they have actual

0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>steamy saunas in there, like there's a proper in some

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 2>of them. There's a proper wooden sauna, and then there's

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 2>a steam room that is really intense, and they recommend

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 2>do not have sex in the steam rooms. You could

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:33.200
<v Speaker 2>die right well, yeah, I really yeah, yeah, I've been

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 2>well because if you're the whole point of the steam

0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:37.120
<v Speaker 2>room is to sit there relaxed, and you're not supposed

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.680
<v Speaker 2>to really do any like exercise movement. Try telling the

0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:40.759
<v Speaker 2>gays that so like.

0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:43.399
<v Speaker 1>Heart rate skyrockets, your body temperature goes through the roof.

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I's like if you get have you ever left a

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:45.760
<v Speaker 1>sauna you're exhausted.

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 3>Yes, honestly, Sean hasn't got air and it feels like

0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 3>a fucking steam room after we get a bit hated.

0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can imagine.

0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially well, I have to take my pants off

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:54.000
<v Speaker 2>most of the time I'm there.

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you have to.

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:58.120
<v Speaker 3>It's just polite, isn't it. So you've got a lot

0:38:58.120 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 3>of questions, don't you. Are you curious?

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:00.879
<v Speaker 1>I might be.

0:39:00.960 --> 0:39:03.279
<v Speaker 2>I'll take you next weekend. Yeah yeah, yeah, Saturday nights

0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:04.759
<v Speaker 2>are the good other busy nights you've got to go

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:05.560
<v Speaker 2>at a certain time.

0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes client tell what age group, what what sort of tribe.

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Depends where you go. Like there's some places that are

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 2>frequented more by the muscular jockey types that really only

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:19.040
<v Speaker 2>want to go for carbon copies of themselves. There's other

0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 2>venues that are a little bit more inclusive. There's other

0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:25.680
<v Speaker 2>places that are frequented by twins. I'll let you know

0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:29.480
<v Speaker 2>which one that is. Like, it depends like anyone. Like

0:39:29.600 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 2>they advertise and they make it out that anyone can go,

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 2>but like you go in and it's very evident that it's.

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Not the case.

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 2>It's not the case. You know, all the time, all

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:42.879
<v Speaker 2>the time. I've seen some pretty pretty big people in there.

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:46.879
<v Speaker 3>Oh like Matz are you talking to Yeah?

0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:48.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I've seen a couple of slabs.

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Sam Smith for sure, and that's what No.

0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:56.360
<v Speaker 1>No, I've seen like my ex Smith.

0:39:57.560 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I've seen a couple of slibs in there. I

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 2>always see people I know, and then you just end

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I just end up sitting there. I shit sterr in there.

0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:05.919
<v Speaker 3>Mostly though talking I'm just gonna get more water.

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I shit stirr in there mostly like I sit in

0:40:08.920 --> 0:40:11.000
<v Speaker 2>the spa. I make friends. I remember one time I

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 2>was there. This might be a bit graphic, but one

0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 2>time I was there and I was with two friends

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:18.800
<v Speaker 2>of mine and we're all just yapping, and all of

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:21.000
<v Speaker 2>a sudden it gets very busy in the spa, and

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 2>because they are my two friends are absolutely gorgeous, and

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.839
<v Speaker 2>so they get swept off by these big honky men,

0:40:26.880 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 2>and I'm just sitting there with the losers, like the

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 2>ones that no one's really looking at, and which is fine. Again,

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't go to these venues to look for some cock.

0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 2>It's really not that hard to get cock and suitney,

0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 2>that's right. But I'm just sitting there and then all

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:41.239
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden I felt a hand on my leg

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:44.880
<v Speaker 2>and I was not into it, And in hindsight, I

0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:48.560
<v Speaker 2>could have very easily and politely just gone sorry, not interested,

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:51.800
<v Speaker 2>but I panicked and blurted out, what's everyone's star signs?

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 2>So there was all this hot and heavy action in

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:58.360
<v Speaker 2>the corner of the spar going, and they all just

0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 2>kind of looked at me and my friend his cotton socks.

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:04.239
<v Speaker 2>I love him, so he just like literally stopped what

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 2>he was doing and goes, I'm a Gemini, And then

0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:13.279
<v Speaker 2>that prompted everyone to stop all the mass blow job,

0:41:13.440 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 2>and they all just answered my question and it turned

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:17.640
<v Speaker 2>into a thirty minute which is literally sit down. I

0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:19.880
<v Speaker 2>felt like Oprah Winfrey, like sitting as you would like

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 2>sitting there, and we're all talking and discussing, and then

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:23.839
<v Speaker 2>everyone was like, oh, that was nice. So then they

0:41:23.880 --> 0:41:25.239
<v Speaker 2>all left and went and did their thing in the

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:27.400
<v Speaker 2>private rooms, and I moved to the other side of

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:27.719
<v Speaker 2>the spar.

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 1>And it takes a lot to stop some head, especially

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 1>in a gay song.

0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Hello, yeah, might you if you.

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Ever been to a sauna?

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:36.680
<v Speaker 3>No? No, And then like the gay ones are distanding

0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:40.840
<v Speaker 3>with the gay ones, No, would you. I've got a boyfriend,

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 3>so they're probably not.

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:42.040
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:44.960
<v Speaker 3>No, although I might just go there for the spa

0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:48.719
<v Speaker 3>and then everyone's obviously going to be forming a cue yeah,

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:50.839
<v Speaker 3>and I'm just there, like nine eggs here for the spa.

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, you'd be surprised how many couples go into

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 2>these menus.

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, oh no, I probably wouldn't be surprised. That

0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:58.279
<v Speaker 3>doesn't surprise me one bit.

0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I can have sex yeah, wow on the bed all yeah.

0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:04.360
<v Speaker 3>And you can have sex no.

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean people they just fuck.

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 3>It's like you're going to a car washing me, Like, Hi,

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:09.279
<v Speaker 3>can I.

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Wash a car gonna mac Is? Do you guys have

0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:12.200
<v Speaker 1>you heard of nuggets?

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 1>But I just more mean you can go and have sex,

0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 1>you have to like pay extra, like you have to

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:18.080
<v Speaker 1>get a room higher.

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean you can't. There are some venues that

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 2>have higher rooms that you can do whatever you want

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 2>in them, and they're private, or some of them have

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:32.719
<v Speaker 2>viewing glasses. There's one particular venue I'm not gonna I'm

0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:34.320
<v Speaker 2>not gonna name it because I don't really want to

0:42:34.360 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 2>run into any of the idiots there. Yes, I just

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:40.760
<v Speaker 2>I just know they're all going to go now the tickets.

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:44.239
<v Speaker 3>Once they know I'm there, they won't be able to Well,

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 3>that's right.

0:42:44.920 --> 0:42:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Isn't it. There's one particular venue that has private rooms

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:54.560
<v Speaker 2>and every single room has a little like you know how,

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:57.480
<v Speaker 2>you know how and Gray's anatomy. They have those observational things.

0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, similar to that, but like a more like strip

0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 1>of wo platform.

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so so maybe you should just dip your

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.160
<v Speaker 3>tays in the water and just go for a view

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 3>met I might go for a little WA's like an

0:43:09.080 --> 0:43:09.919
<v Speaker 3>instruction totally.

0:43:09.960 --> 0:43:11.719
<v Speaker 1>When I got my fucking animal MRI, I had a

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:15.240
<v Speaker 1>whole fucking bunch of animals, venory students, what the Yeah.

0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:16.279
<v Speaker 1>So it's very much like that.

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:20.000
<v Speaker 2>But then there's other venues that are very private, very discreete.

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:23.879
<v Speaker 2>You know, a lot of it's interesting though, because I'm

0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:25.920
<v Speaker 2>talking it's all based around SAX. I've met some of

0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:29.360
<v Speaker 2>the most interesting people in these venues that have that

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>come from all walks of life and wow, And I mean,

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 2>you guys know me, I'm very much the kind of

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:36.360
<v Speaker 2>person that loves a yarn and I love getting to

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:38.240
<v Speaker 2>know people hadn't noticed.

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:40.839
<v Speaker 7>Me. I know.

0:43:41.040 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 2>So I've met like I literally met someone and had

0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:46.200
<v Speaker 2>like a two hour conversation with them in the spa

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:50.880
<v Speaker 2>just about like literally everything. And then I looked at

0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:53.080
<v Speaker 2>the time and went, no, seven, am, I better go Dale,

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 2>thanks for that. To get me bus, I gotta get Yeah,

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 2>I've got to get me Bus. But no, I mean, like,

0:43:58.080 --> 0:44:00.640
<v Speaker 2>but you've got to be very open minded when you

0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 2>go into these things, like it's like it's quite confronting.

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I've told a couple of people that have asked

0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:06.359
<v Speaker 2>me about it, I'm like, if you're gonna do it,

0:44:06.440 --> 0:44:10.359
<v Speaker 2>like be I open, Like be open physically as well

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 2>as like you know, be prepared for what you walk

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 2>into because like it's not it's not like it's just

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:17.920
<v Speaker 2>a general spa with some private rooms. Like it's fucking

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:18.680
<v Speaker 2>all over the place.

0:44:18.880 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Wow, literally is there security? Like where are lines on consent?

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:22.840
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:27.239
<v Speaker 2>So they the staff were all trained in first like

0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:30.320
<v Speaker 2>any any any venue I've gone to, there's been a

0:44:30.360 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 2>couple they they're all trained in like first aid, like

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:36.480
<v Speaker 2>if they and if they need to step in, they will.

0:44:36.520 --> 0:44:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Like I remember one time I went in and some

0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:41.359
<v Speaker 2>guy followed me from the street and was getting all

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 2>handsy with me, and they like, not that I couldn't

0:44:44.160 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 2>handle it. I was fine, but they as soon as

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:48.799
<v Speaker 2>they let me in, they didn't let him in, and

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:51.040
<v Speaker 2>they sat me down and they were like, are you okay,

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Like that guy was practically following blah blah, and I

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:55.279
<v Speaker 2>was like, no, I'm fine, just don't let him in.

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 2>So they were all over it. They're very they're very

0:44:57.800 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 2>on top of everyone's safety in there, like I I've

0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:02.080
<v Speaker 2>heard of I've never seen it, but I've heard a

0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 2>lot of stories of people get like things have happened

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:05.600
<v Speaker 2>and they've been.

0:45:05.520 --> 0:45:06.040
<v Speaker 1>All over it.

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:09.160
<v Speaker 2>But there's no like it's not like a club. There's

0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:11.160
<v Speaker 2>no outward like outward security.

0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:11.959
<v Speaker 1>So cool.

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:16.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean you sound like you've been sold on the idea.

0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 1>I am sold. I'd go.

0:45:17.640 --> 0:45:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Shall we go?

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Now, my dad?

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Are you busy?

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:22.839
<v Speaker 1>There's a straight My dad goes to the straight version.

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:24.959
<v Speaker 1>He always goes to the sauna and with his dad.

0:45:25.000 --> 0:45:26.399
<v Speaker 1>He and his dad go once a month.

0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Hold up these kind No, not the well.

0:45:32.440 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 3>He just goes to a sauna.

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 1>It's called a boys club men's club. Sorry, gentleman, I

0:45:36.640 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 1>was going to say, they all it's on it's on

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>George Street. People think it's bad street.

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, I know the one who's talking.

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:44.720
<v Speaker 1>It's like an actual gentleman.

0:45:44.800 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, I know the one who's talking.

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's for the straight man. And they just all

0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:51.759
<v Speaker 1>talk about chess and poker and pushing. How much is

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:55.880
<v Speaker 1>there a discusts moving pawns and kings and queens.

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:58.400
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, moving pawn it's like those goggles.

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I get it. That was revolting, and I'm sorry that

0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I brought that to the show today.

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:03.640
<v Speaker 3>No, I no, I thank you for apologizing.

0:46:03.719 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like I needed.

0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you're apologizing. That was the funniest

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:07.719
<v Speaker 2>thing I've ever seen.

0:46:07.760 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a lot that was get a wrecked.

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:13.360
<v Speaker 3>There's so much nice it was overwhelming, she waves, stimulating.

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, but also because we're all like, we're

0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 2>all friends. Like, imagine getting a wrecked in front of

0:46:17.560 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 2>your friends. I just I couldn't possibly.

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:22.319
<v Speaker 3>I get a wrect amand you all the time I do.

0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Have that effect. You should say, Sean, my good poor bustard.

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Why do you think he won't return my calls?

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 1>We all went to Sean's birthday last week.

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:31.440
<v Speaker 2>That was cute, that was fun. I was very late.

0:46:31.560 --> 0:46:33.640
<v Speaker 3>It didn't go unnoticed that you left without saying good

0:46:33.640 --> 0:46:34.720
<v Speaker 3>bar to Sean by the way.

0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it hit me in the car. I

0:46:35.960 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 1>felt so bad.

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:41.120
<v Speaker 3>He noticed, was beside himself. There's a struck against your name.

0:46:41.200 --> 0:46:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I brought him two drinks, tell him to grow up.

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 3>Whereas Jenna, Jenna, I was surprisingly stayed later than I

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:48.720
<v Speaker 3>would have expected.

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:49.480
<v Speaker 2>That true.

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 3>She A turned up and b was there for eight

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:52.919
<v Speaker 3>years after you left.

0:46:53.120 --> 0:46:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I was wow, Jenna, Yes, okay, someone's phone.

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Y oh that's mine?

0:46:57.560 --> 0:46:58.480
<v Speaker 3>He is it for a month?

0:46:58.600 --> 0:46:59.680
<v Speaker 1>So sorry? Who is it?

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:04.360
<v Speaker 3>I was, Sean, Oh, it's my beloved. What did you

0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:12.240
<v Speaker 3>want I'll call him. Are you hi, you're on the podcast.

0:47:12.280 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 3>What do you want, hi, Sean. They're saying him downstairs,

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:17.920
<v Speaker 3>just seeing what was happening. But yeah, we're up here,

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:18.239
<v Speaker 3>up here.

0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Come on, we're about to wrap up, Sean.

0:47:20.280 --> 0:47:23.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll kill time. Make it snappy because we'll chat

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 3>to here.

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Don't walk past Peter's graves.

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 3>No time to mourn, Shaw, Sean, No time to mourn, Shawn, Oh,

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 3>none at all. We're just watching pawn Shawn.

0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh you just missed oscars on the lawn shown, Seawn.

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 2>Don't be don't be in the forest too long. You'll

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 2>see a pawn shore of course.

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Will. Yeah, yeah, with all due respect, that story about

0:47:46.120 --> 0:47:47.800
<v Speaker 1>your day was really nice, but it made me fucking

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:48.400
<v Speaker 1>yourn Sean.

0:47:54.080 --> 0:48:02.919
<v Speaker 3>That's me, for fuck sake.

0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Hurry up.

0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:08.319
<v Speaker 1>The poor thing has just finished work. Would you guys

0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 1>have sex on a Friday night after work?

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I answered that way too quickly.

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 3>It's not out of the realm, but it's like not

0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 3>our usual. Will go to slot.

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:17.920
<v Speaker 1>You're a Saturday morning.

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will admit morning sexes kind of nice.

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:22.760
<v Speaker 1>I prefer morning sex.

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too, Yeah.

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 3>Because your tops of course you do.

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 2>True, I do forget how much power now.

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:31.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad you hear now. I want to hear

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 1>every episode, speaking of to.

0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 2>My gosh, speaking of top partial.

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:40.319
<v Speaker 3>Baby, Come sitting next to me.

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so no, Sean, come have a microphone.

0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 3>I'll just share mine, all right.

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Sean, I have to say, I am so sorry

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:53.000
<v Speaker 1>for abandoning your birthday party and not saying goodbye. Mitch

0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:54.920
<v Speaker 1>told me how much sleep you've lost over it?

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:57.839
<v Speaker 3>Oh the tears, Well, yeah you're telling that.

0:48:57.920 --> 0:48:59.080
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, lots of crying.

0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

0:49:00.880 --> 0:49:03.760
<v Speaker 3>No, it wasn't sad and as it was more rage.

0:49:04.160 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I I apologized. I apologize.

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:11.200
<v Speaker 3>He's so polite. I'm trying to get him riled up

0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 3>over here.

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:14.480
<v Speaker 6>And you're like, no, okay, no it did on my birthday,

0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 6>and I won't be forgiving you.

0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's be honest. Your birthday was seven weeks before

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:20.080
<v Speaker 1>the event, so it didn't ruin your actual birthday. So

0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel bad.

0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 6>Now, Joseph side, thanks for being there. That was lovely.

0:49:23.760 --> 0:49:24.759
<v Speaker 6>Oh that's had a great time.

0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right.

0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:27.799
<v Speaker 6>You eventually rocked up.

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, sorry, I had a prior commitment of a

0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:34.879
<v Speaker 2>dig and having to sing for fucking bust people people. Yeah,

0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:36.920
<v Speaker 2>it was. I had to do the Christmas party for

0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:38.600
<v Speaker 2>the bus Stepo and that was wild.

0:49:38.800 --> 0:49:39.080
<v Speaker 6>Wow.

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.759
<v Speaker 3>By the time Oscar rocked up, it was like one

0:49:41.960 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 3>thirty am, and I were like, oh god, we have

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:46.840
<v Speaker 3>to wait for Oscar becuz he's on his way. But

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:48.400
<v Speaker 3>we had so fucking diant.

0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Itau was earlier than that. I got there around about midnight.

0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, no, you were there for a while.

0:49:52.280 --> 0:49:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know what time we left, to be honest, Well, you.

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Guys left before me, and then I looked at the

0:49:56.440 --> 0:49:58.560
<v Speaker 2>time went bust the same girl for another two hours,

0:49:58.560 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 2>so you can imagine where I.

0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Went after want of course, no doubt when no, you

0:50:05.760 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 1>just missed it. We were watching pawn Sean, Yeah, we

0:50:09.760 --> 0:50:12.680
<v Speaker 1>actually were. We're watching Do you want to have it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to have a little spot of loved it?

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<v Speaker 3>You had been so drawn Sean?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, can we do we have time?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we put really really die? But we can do

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<v Speaker 3>it in real life?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do it. Sorry, feel no clarify, Does that mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have anal sex? So you're gonna watch VR

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<v Speaker 1>and you say we'll do it in real life. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking or you're gonna We're gonna do it U

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<v Speaker 1>when the show ends? Why do I have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Choose one of the other. True?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll be sleeping over I'll film it. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>now that I'm single, would you have you guys ever

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<v Speaker 1>thought about inviting me into the bedroom?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Sean, do you think about it right now and

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<v Speaker 3>tell me what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>As I'm sitting here cross legged. I've had my benefier today,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll see what I'm cross legged as well. And you

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<v Speaker 6>know we all have our reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, there's no need because if there are, if they

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<v Speaker 2>do bring a third person, it's always met.

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<v Speaker 1>True. I've never been an option. I've been out of

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<v Speaker 1>reach now, but now I'm available with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you can be the fourth wheel in this instance.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could be a four. Yeah, I could kind

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<v Speaker 1>of just you know, watch no, but I call it

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<v Speaker 1>added with like a spank or something. I doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to touch. I could just like hit or kiss or span.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, if I'm inviting two tops in

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<v Speaker 3>the room and I'm gonna be put on the fucking spirit,

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<v Speaker 3>I should ever say in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine three tops in the room, with you, Mitchell, Oh god, have.

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<v Speaker 3>You got that va alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

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<v Speaker 3>percent horning out today. That's all. So we do, So

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<v Speaker 3>we do, go.

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<v Speaker 1>On to so we do Seohn, you look great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a God.

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<v Speaker 6>I was just going to say, it's all the fake tan.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm actually wretched underneath it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not look good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pale, I'm I'm turned on either way.

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<v Speaker 1>But all right, we should go super our final episodes

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<v Speaker 1>of the year next week.

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<v Speaker 3>One week to go. When he gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah is It just Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast by a couple of mitches.

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