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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian No Camel Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the team members are getting a Now I

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<v Speaker 2>thought these were pronounced b days, bid day, bid day, Patti,

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<v Speaker 2>what would you say, I'd say day, Yeah, ize all

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<v Speaker 2>these years are going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Get wrong by day by day.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that doesn't help anyone anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>She's actually made it more confused anyway. I can only

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<v Speaker 2>guess there. He went on a day to Japan where

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<v Speaker 2>they they don't wipe.

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<v Speaker 4>They have the most advanced toilets.

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<v Speaker 2>He's supposed to be better for you, like a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of big celebrities. I know that because I remember watching

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Kimmel did a tour of his house and he

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<v Speaker 2>had an amazing looking one and said that he did

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of research. This is the best healthiest way

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<v Speaker 2>to look after your backside, okay, right, And so he

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<v Speaker 2>had one. He said that he went around to uperl

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<v Speaker 2>Winfrees and she had it, and he was like, woul

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<v Speaker 2>you mind us. We've got that from right. It's supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be it' supposed to be better for your back.

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<v Speaker 4>So if Oprah doesn't wipe, Jimmy doesn't wipe, why are

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<v Speaker 4>we wiping?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are we wiping? Right? So I'm curious, right, are

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<v Speaker 2>there people listening who have a bidet and would recommend it,

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<v Speaker 2>say this is a game changer.

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<v Speaker 4>I only think of it as an overseas thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even know you could really buy them here?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't where do you? Because you can go to Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 4>But then you've got to plummet in.

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<v Speaker 2>Type it in right now, Just type in simply Bunnings

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<v Speaker 2>bidet and see if it's there to get. Are they

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<v Speaker 2>that good? I'm curious?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so they sell normal toilet attachments so you can

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<v Speaker 4>put it, you know, because.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those kitchen hoses, why can just run a

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<v Speaker 2>hose from the outside tap and just give my back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's essentially a hose. So you put a whole new

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<v Speaker 4>lid on and then it's got a hose on the

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<v Speaker 4>same What do you mean? So you take your toilet

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<v Speaker 4>lid off your regular toilet, you put your toilet lid on,

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<v Speaker 4>and hello, what's there on the side?

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<v Speaker 2>And can you walter the temperature because Loue waterwaystrits there's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit cold.

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<v Speaker 4>And let me just get into the details of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, is it like a shower? You can sort

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<v Speaker 4>of dial it in. Look at it. It's got a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of options. It's got a lot of options.

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<v Speaker 2>What like a pulsing jet or just because you know

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<v Speaker 2>that with that sprinkler head sometimes with a garden hose

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<v Speaker 2>you can go that you we need to go like

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<v Speaker 2>a laser focus or you want the wide sprinkler all right, Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>Hey listen. Every time we go and do that, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>there can be a different repercussions.

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<v Speaker 4>Duel nozzel design. So I guess you're getting two sprays

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<v Speaker 4>because sometimes you need to sprays temperature sensing control and

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<v Speaker 4>fuse protection.

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<v Speaker 2>Protection.

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<v Speaker 4>Yea power called length one point five meters. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what's not boasting jack.

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<v Speaker 2>One man's power cord.

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<v Speaker 4>With nano silver ion to defend against bacteria.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this feels like a brave new world. Okay, who

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<v Speaker 2>has a bday please review it for us.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you have a bidet? One of a team

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<v Speaker 2>members is getting a bedet. I'm fascinating. It's been to Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what they use out there, so she's so much

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<v Speaker 2>easier to use and better for your backside as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess the environment. Let's lose roll celebrities who

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<v Speaker 2>have them. John Cena, he's not wrestling with the old

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<v Speaker 2>monkey up backside.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he?

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<v Speaker 4>How its Stonecross? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I do know that Stone's got one. Whoop be goldwork,

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<v Speaker 2>Will Smith, Tom Brady and Miss the Idiot as well.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you have one? Four? One four one o

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<v Speaker 2>four three? What's it like? Should the show get behind

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<v Speaker 2>the bidet?

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<v Speaker 1>Warren Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the Palls, Mister Bowl, Welcome to Miami and h Warren,

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<v Speaker 2>what can you tell us about the humble bidet? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't got one, but my mum got one. My

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<v Speaker 5>mum's in her early eighties and she had had seen

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<v Speaker 5>one on a holiday till why and thought she needed one,

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<v Speaker 5>and she had it installed by her plumber. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know where she got it from. And then I was

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<v Speaker 5>at her house about a week later and she said

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<v Speaker 5>can you use it? And I said I didn't even

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<v Speaker 5>know she had one, And I said why, and she goes, well,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm too scared, and so she basically sent.

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<v Speaker 2>Me airplane toilet it might take her away.

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<v Speaker 5>I just think she needed to first. She thought she

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<v Speaker 5>was going to electrocuw to sell, so she sent me

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<v Speaker 5>into the crash test.

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<v Speaker 4>Dummy, you know the guinea pig and how was it worth?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it was a bit wet and it had a

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<v Speaker 6>remote control, so you know, you could go wide, spray, narrow, spray, pulse.

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<v Speaker 5>The water was heated, you could adjust for temperature. You

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<v Speaker 5>could blow you know, air on yourself afterwards, and I

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<v Speaker 5>tried dry. Right, Well, I just figure I don't need

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<v Speaker 5>to go to a theme park anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's all that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a ride and a toilet and it's going to

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<v Speaker 4>remote like a TV remote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what if

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<v Speaker 4>you lose the remote?

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<v Speaker 2>Flush?

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<v Speaker 5>My mum loses her she's iner eighty.

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<v Speaker 2>She on the old time. It's another emotive.

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<v Speaker 4>And you can't stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>Warren using it, she's using it. She's happy and you know, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great, Warren, thank you very much. She called mate,

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<v Speaker 2>have a good day.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Kate. Come on and Kate. Hello, Hello

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<v Speaker 2>o Kate. So you've got a beday?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've got today.

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<v Speaker 2>What can you tell us about it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty basic. It's just a hose, and I just

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<v Speaker 3>it's so much better. Like my philosophy is, why watch

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<v Speaker 3>all that stuff into you? Why not wash it off

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<v Speaker 3>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll put that on the billboards. Wait that stuff push in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, it's a philosophy.

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<v Speaker 4>Came enough. So you say you just have a hose.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't need a plumber. I attached it myself, and

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<v Speaker 3>yeah I can adjust the pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm picturing like a guard who coming from the window.

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<v Speaker 7>Into the like you said, were like the kitchen's brow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, the mixer tap. I got ye. All right, okay, bye,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much, sharing your room live philosophy there

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Let's go to Gay. Good morning Gay. Hello, Hello, right,

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<v Speaker 2>well can you tell us about your bidet?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Christian, I don't have a bidet, but friends of

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<v Speaker 3>mine have a Toto toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>Which is the Rolls Royce of toilets. It is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>You walk in the door and the seat goes up

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<v Speaker 3>and then you can heat the seat. It's got a

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<v Speaker 3>front wash button, the backwash button, a drying button, A

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<v Speaker 3>cool people disappear into the.

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<v Speaker 2>What what's happened? What's happening? Beat mix is like a remix.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it sounds like you love the toilet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you love that Toto? Have you used it

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<v Speaker 2>I have Wait there, wait, they put her online to

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<v Speaker 2>This is like radio equipment by the way of control

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<v Speaker 2>laws elite. This probably won't work, but it's the only

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<v Speaker 2>thing we can do right now. Okay, you're online too,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see if that helps.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there any better Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>It is? It is. But when you start telling us

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<v Speaker 4>the features of the toilet, somebody wants to intercept.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not surprised. They probably want to break into the

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<v Speaker 3>house and steal them.

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<v Speaker 2>Have away with that total. So again, review the.

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<v Speaker 4>You do with the Kansas.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hate the seat. It has a front wash button,

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<v Speaker 3>backwash sidewash. Yes, a heated air button. You can have

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<v Speaker 3>cool air or warm air and automatically flashes. Going there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's right next to their dining room and people.

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<v Speaker 4>Going it's the head of the table.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd want a little hat. It's bloody brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>You enjoy it in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly. You can talk to people.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that sounds. There's no place like home.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no place like.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the height of opulence.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my sounds it. Did you not think about getting

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<v Speaker 2>on yourself? Or they are small fortune? Get one of these?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I might have to mortgage my house

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<v Speaker 3>actually works for Quantas and he brought it back from overseas.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you could say it ripped out one

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<v Speaker 2>of the plates or something diamond class or platinum class.

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<v Speaker 3>The thousands and thousands of.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollars, but the gay gay Jack has had to look

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<v Speaker 2>live on Google right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Three thousand dollars for the backside. Ninety thousand dollars that's

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<v Speaker 4>that's for the Toto near rest x H two Japanese

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<v Speaker 4>bide toilet sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why Kate just got a host five and

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<v Speaker 2>he gets snack. That's not a euphemism.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing. I really want to on this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to try it now. Has anyone by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>where do your friends live? Do they think they might

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<v Speaker 2>have checked there one day? I want to go now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>You can come to.

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<v Speaker 2>Come team, we'll all go. We all have a go

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<v Speaker 2>coach load of us where I'm serious? Where do where

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<v Speaker 2>do they live? Gay?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are they live in Sydney? Unfortunately going up there

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow simply to use this.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? Gay? We love chatting to you

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<v Speaker 2>so much almost my cheeks are aching them laughing. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be already this week's cool of the Week.

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<v Speaker 2>We now do Call a week. You won a thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>You've only gon't get another thirty two thousand you can

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<v Speaker 2>have the Toto is a deposit. Oh what a treat

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<v Speaker 2>you are? Gay? Oh I want you at a friend line, gay.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you are one thousand dollars Call of the Week.

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<v Speaker 2>Ensure your money. That was a great call, Gay, Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>You cheated us up my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? JA cool a week? Well thanks to Mercedes

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<v Speaker 2>Benz Berrick Victoria's most awarded Mercedes Benz retailer. The question

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<v Speaker 2>we need to ask now does everyone? Does anyone own

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<v Speaker 2>a Toto? If you do? Nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 2>O four three, and also where do you live?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming round the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what needs to happen. It's very clear now we

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<v Speaker 2>need to come back tomorrow and give away the days. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>I will consider myself a failure as a radio host

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't actually start to give away these amazing items.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knew they were that great? Bidays on tomorrow, by

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<v Speaker 2>day and day on the show tomorrow, we should start

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<v Speaker 2>to give them away. I've already texted rober Ian s.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't even said Happy New Year to him because we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to rush. I just said, do you have bid

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<v Speaker 2>days like them? A rude customer? Do you have bid days?

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<v Speaker 2>We're just that parks around here. No one's come up

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<v Speaker 2>to ask if I need anything for five minutes. You

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<v Speaker 2>and the adverts with the pearly white teeth, do you

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<v Speaker 2>do bedays? Poor guy in a meeting? What why does

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<v Speaker 2>he talk about the days? Is he back?

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking about him because we've heard about the bid

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<v Speaker 4>day of all bidays?

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<v Speaker 2>The Toto Toto? All right, so we're trying to find

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<v Speaker 2>out if anyone use to Toto? Do you know anyone

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<v Speaker 2>with one? We actually have are not making this up.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually have an anonymous score on the line. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Anonymous, Hello, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good? So happy New Year, Anonymous, and tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about the Toto.

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<v Speaker 7>So well. First of all, it's amazing. I have used

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<v Speaker 7>it to confirm. I've actually used a number of Japanese

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<v Speaker 7>automated toilets. I've been to Japan a number of times,

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<v Speaker 7>but this one absolutely is the cream of the crop.

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<v Speaker 7>It has a console beside it, so when you first

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<v Speaker 7>walk into the rooms, I could set the scene you're

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<v Speaker 7>first walking into the bathroom and the lib comes up.

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<v Speaker 7>You don't even have to touch it. The seat is warmed,

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<v Speaker 7>the console on the side gives you all of the

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<v Speaker 7>controls that could ever possibly want, all the things that

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<v Speaker 7>the previous caller is talking about. That the front wash wash, yep,

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<v Speaker 7>the drying, you don't you don't have to touch anything. It's

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<v Speaker 7>just incredible. So I can highly recommend giving it a go.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and where is this Toto that you know about.

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<v Speaker 7>It's in a suite a Crown Casino, a Crown Towers specifically.

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<v Speaker 7>And I know this because I know someone that is

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<v Speaker 7>a resident in there for part of the year, so

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<v Speaker 7>I have been in have used it. It's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Now in terms of Mark's out of ten, is going

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<v Speaker 2>up and saying ten out of ten not actually an

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<v Speaker 2>accurate way to describe the experience. Is it beyond that.

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<v Speaker 1>Way?

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<v Speaker 2>Beyond the rolls royce of toilets.

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<v Speaker 7>It's really hard to describe until you actually feel the

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<v Speaker 7>water shooting from I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to feel it, we want to.

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<v Speaker 2>It's twitching right now. It's like, please, where is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Where is this experience?

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<v Speaker 4>So Anonymous caller, your mysterious friend who lives part time

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<v Speaker 4>in Crown Tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he in the house right now? Is he in

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<v Speaker 2>the tower?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>He is now.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any way you think that you could organize, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>anyway for a Jack and I to get into the

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<v Speaker 2>tower to sort of.

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<v Speaker 7>I can certainly ask a question. Yeah, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>a private person, so ask a question.

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<v Speaker 4>He doesn't have to go to the toilet, just us.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he can go for a walk. Yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 2>a coffee. It doesn't even need to be there. You

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<v Speaker 2>just need to usher Jack and I in. We each

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<v Speaker 2>have five minutes each, you know, to really review this,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we're gone. He doesn't even need to know

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 7>I will ask the question. I'll let you know what

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<v Speaker 7>he says.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Anonymous, thank you very very much. Hopefully we'll

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<v Speaker 2>speak to you tomorrow. Okay, thanks guys. All right, we

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<v Speaker 2>need to start giving away for days and I need

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<v Speaker 2>to sit on

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<v Speaker 1>That Christian O'Connell show podcast