Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Camel Show podcast.
Speaker 2: One of the team members are getting a Now I
Speaker 2: thought these were pronounced b days, bid day, bid day, Patti,
Speaker 2: what would you say, I'd say day, Yeah, ize all
Speaker 2: these years are going to.
Speaker 3: Get wrong by day by day.
Speaker 4: Well, that doesn't help anyone anyway.
Speaker 2: She's actually made it more confused anyway. I can only
Speaker 2: guess there. He went on a day to Japan where
Speaker 2: they they don't wipe.
Speaker 4: They have the most advanced toilets.
Speaker 2: He's supposed to be better for you, like a lot
Speaker 2: of big celebrities. I know that because I remember watching
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel did a tour of his house and he
Speaker 2: had an amazing looking one and said that he did
Speaker 2: a lot of research. This is the best healthiest way
Speaker 2: to look after your backside, okay, right, And so he
Speaker 2: had one. He said that he went around to uperl
Speaker 2: Winfrees and she had it, and he was like, woul
Speaker 2: you mind us. We've got that from right. It's supposed
Speaker 2: to be it' supposed to be better for your back.
Speaker 4: So if Oprah doesn't wipe, Jimmy doesn't wipe, why are
Speaker 4: we wiping?
Speaker 2: Why are we wiping? Right? So I'm curious, right, are
Speaker 2: there people listening who have a bidet and would recommend it,
Speaker 2: say this is a game changer.
Speaker 4: I only think of it as an overseas thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't even know you could really buy them here?
Speaker 2: Don't where do you? Because you can go to Bunnings.
Speaker 4: But then you've got to plummet in.
Speaker 2: Type it in right now, Just type in simply Bunnings
Speaker 2: bidet and see if it's there to get. Are they
Speaker 2: that good? I'm curious?
Speaker 4: Okay, so they sell normal toilet attachments so you can
Speaker 4: put it, you know, because.
Speaker 2: One of those kitchen hoses, why can just run a
Speaker 2: hose from the outside tap and just give my back.
Speaker 4: It's essentially a hose. So you put a whole new
Speaker 4: lid on and then it's got a hose on the
Speaker 4: same What do you mean? So you take your toilet
Speaker 4: lid off your regular toilet, you put your toilet lid on,
Speaker 4: and hello, what's there on the side?
Speaker 2: And can you walter the temperature because Loue waterwaystrits there's
Speaker 2: a bit cold.
Speaker 4: And let me just get into the details of it.
Speaker 4: Hold on, is it like a shower? You can sort
Speaker 4: of dial it in. Look at it. It's got a
Speaker 4: lot of options. It's got a lot of options.
Speaker 2: What like a pulsing jet or just because you know
Speaker 2: that with that sprinkler head sometimes with a garden hose
Speaker 2: you can go that you we need to go like
Speaker 2: a laser focus or you want the wide sprinkler all right, Chris,
Speaker 2: Hey listen. Every time we go and do that, sometimes
Speaker 2: there can be a different repercussions.
Speaker 4: Duel nozzel design. So I guess you're getting two sprays
Speaker 4: because sometimes you need to sprays temperature sensing control and
Speaker 4: fuse protection.
Speaker 2: Protection.
Speaker 4: Yea power called length one point five meters. I don't
Speaker 4: know what's not boasting jack.
Speaker 2: One man's power cord.
Speaker 4: With nano silver ion to defend against bacteria.
Speaker 2: Wow, this feels like a brave new world. Okay, who
Speaker 2: has a bday please review it for us.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So do you have a bidet? One of a team
Speaker 2: members is getting a bedet. I'm fascinating. It's been to Japan.
Speaker 2: It's what they use out there, so she's so much
Speaker 2: easier to use and better for your backside as well.
Speaker 2: And I guess the environment. Let's lose roll celebrities who
Speaker 2: have them. John Cena, he's not wrestling with the old
Speaker 2: monkey up backside.
Speaker 3: Is he?
Speaker 4: How its Stonecross? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do know that Stone's got one. Whoop be goldwork,
Speaker 2: Will Smith, Tom Brady and Miss the Idiot as well.
Speaker 2: So do you have one? Four? One four one o
Speaker 2: four three? What's it like? Should the show get behind
Speaker 2: the bidet?
Speaker 1: Warren Christian.
Speaker 2: Of the Palls, Mister Bowl, Welcome to Miami and h Warren,
Speaker 2: what can you tell us about the humble bidet? Well?
Speaker 5: I haven't got one, but my mum got one. My
Speaker 5: mum's in her early eighties and she had had seen
Speaker 5: one on a holiday till why and thought she needed one,
Speaker 5: and she had it installed by her plumber. I don't
Speaker 5: know where she got it from. And then I was
Speaker 5: at her house about a week later and she said
Speaker 5: can you use it? And I said I didn't even
Speaker 5: know she had one, And I said why, and she goes, well,
Speaker 5: I'm too scared, and so she basically sent.
Speaker 2: Me airplane toilet it might take her away.
Speaker 5: I just think she needed to first. She thought she
Speaker 5: was going to electrocuw to sell, so she sent me
Speaker 5: into the crash test.
Speaker 4: Dummy, you know the guinea pig and how was it worth?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a bit wet and it had a
Speaker 6: remote control, so you know, you could go wide, spray, narrow, spray, pulse.
Speaker 5: The water was heated, you could adjust for temperature. You
Speaker 5: could blow you know, air on yourself afterwards, and I
Speaker 5: tried dry. Right, Well, I just figure I don't need
Speaker 5: to go to a theme park anymore.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's all that.
Speaker 4: It's a ride and a toilet and it's going to
Speaker 4: remote like a TV remote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what if
Speaker 4: you lose the remote?
Speaker 2: Flush?
Speaker 5: My mum loses her she's iner eighty.
Speaker 2: She on the old time. It's another emotive.
Speaker 4: And you can't stop it.
Speaker 2: Warren using it, she's using it. She's happy and you know, sorry,
Speaker 2: that's great, Warren, thank you very much. She called mate,
Speaker 2: have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Kate. Come on and Kate. Hello, Hello
Speaker 2: o Kate. So you've got a beday?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got today.
Speaker 2: What can you tell us about it? Oh?
Speaker 3: It's pretty basic. It's just a hose, and I just
Speaker 3: it's so much better. Like my philosophy is, why watch
Speaker 3: all that stuff into you? Why not wash it off
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 2: We'll put that on the billboards. Wait that stuff push in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, it's a philosophy.
Speaker 4: Came enough. So you say you just have a hose.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't need a plumber. I attached it myself, and
Speaker 3: yeah I can adjust the pressure.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 4: Now I'm picturing like a guard who coming from the window.
Speaker 7: Into the like you said, were like the kitchen's brow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the mixer tap. I got ye. All right, okay, bye,
Speaker 2: thank you very much, sharing your room live philosophy there
Speaker 2: as well. Let's go to Gay. Good morning Gay. Hello, Hello, right,
Speaker 2: well can you tell us about your bidet?
Speaker 3: Well, Christian, I don't have a bidet, but friends of
Speaker 3: mine have a Toto toilet.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: Which is the Rolls Royce of toilets. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: You walk in the door and the seat goes up
Speaker 3: and then you can heat the seat. It's got a
Speaker 3: front wash button, the backwash button, a drying button, A
Speaker 3: cool people disappear into the.
Speaker 2: What what's happened? What's happening? Beat mix is like a remix.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like you love the toilet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you love that Toto? Have you used it
Speaker 2: I have Wait there, wait, they put her online to
Speaker 2: This is like radio equipment by the way of control
Speaker 2: laws elite. This probably won't work, but it's the only
Speaker 2: thing we can do right now. Okay, you're online too,
Speaker 2: Let's see if that helps.
Speaker 3: Is there any better Christian?
Speaker 4: It is? It is. But when you start telling us
Speaker 4: the features of the toilet, somebody wants to intercept.
Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. They probably want to break into the
Speaker 3: house and steal them.
Speaker 2: Have away with that total. So again, review the.
Speaker 4: You do with the Kansas.
Speaker 3: You can hate the seat. It has a front wash button,
Speaker 3: backwash sidewash. Yes, a heated air button. You can have
Speaker 3: cool air or warm air and automatically flashes. Going there.
Speaker 3: It's right next to their dining room and people.
Speaker 4: Going it's the head of the table.
Speaker 2: I'd want a little hat. It's bloody brilliant.
Speaker 4: You enjoy it in there.
Speaker 3: Exactly. You can talk to people.
Speaker 4: I know that sounds. There's no place like home.
Speaker 2: There's no place like.
Speaker 3: It is the height of opulence.
Speaker 2: Oh my sounds it. Did you not think about getting
Speaker 2: on yourself? Or they are small fortune? Get one of these?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I might have to mortgage my house
Speaker 3: actually works for Quantas and he brought it back from overseas.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you could say it ripped out one
Speaker 2: of the plates or something diamond class or platinum class.
Speaker 3: The thousands and thousands of.
Speaker 2: Dollars, but the gay gay Jack has had to look
Speaker 2: live on Google right now.
Speaker 4: Three thousand dollars for the backside. Ninety thousand dollars that's
Speaker 4: that's for the Toto near rest x H two Japanese
Speaker 4: bide toilet sweet.
Speaker 2: This is why Kate just got a host five and
Speaker 2: he gets snack. That's not a euphemism.
Speaker 4: Amazing. I really want to on this thing.
Speaker 2: I want to try it now. Has anyone by the way,
Speaker 2: where do your friends live? Do they think they might
Speaker 2: have checked there one day? I want to go now,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: You can come to.
Speaker 2: Come team, we'll all go. We all have a go
Speaker 2: coach load of us where I'm serious? Where do where
Speaker 2: do they live? Gay?
Speaker 3: Where are they live in Sydney? Unfortunately going up there
Speaker 3: tomorrow simply to use this.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Gay? We love chatting to you
Speaker 2: so much almost my cheeks are aching them laughing. You're
Speaker 2: going to be already this week's cool of the Week.
Speaker 2: We now do Call a week. You won a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: You've only gon't get another thirty two thousand you can
Speaker 2: have the Toto is a deposit. Oh what a treat
Speaker 2: you are? Gay? Oh I want you at a friend line, gay.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you are one thousand dollars Call of the Week.
Speaker 2: Ensure your money. That was a great call, Gay, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much.
Speaker 3: You cheated us up my pleasure.
Speaker 2: All right? JA cool a week? Well thanks to Mercedes
Speaker 2: Benz Berrick Victoria's most awarded Mercedes Benz retailer. The question
Speaker 2: we need to ask now does everyone? Does anyone own
Speaker 2: a Toto? If you do? Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: O four three, and also where do you live?
Speaker 1: I'm coming round the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Here's what needs to happen. It's very clear now we
Speaker 2: need to come back tomorrow and give away the days. Seriously,
Speaker 2: I will consider myself a failure as a radio host
Speaker 2: if I don't actually start to give away these amazing items.
Speaker 2: Who knew they were that great? Bidays on tomorrow, by
Speaker 2: day and day on the show tomorrow, we should start
Speaker 2: to give them away. I've already texted rober Ian s.
Speaker 2: Haven't even said Happy New Year to him because we're
Speaker 2: going to rush. I just said, do you have bid
Speaker 2: days like them? A rude customer? Do you have bid days?
Speaker 2: We're just that parks around here. No one's come up
Speaker 2: to ask if I need anything for five minutes. You
Speaker 2: and the adverts with the pearly white teeth, do you
Speaker 2: do bedays? Poor guy in a meeting? What why does
Speaker 2: he talk about the days? Is he back?
Speaker 4: We're talking about him because we've heard about the bid
Speaker 4: day of all bidays?
Speaker 2: The Toto Toto? All right, so we're trying to find
Speaker 2: out if anyone use to Toto? Do you know anyone
Speaker 2: with one? We actually have are not making this up.
Speaker 2: We actually have an anonymous score on the line. Now,
Speaker 2: Hello Anonymous, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? So happy New Year, Anonymous, and tell us
Speaker 2: about the Toto.
Speaker 7: So well. First of all, it's amazing. I have used
Speaker 7: it to confirm. I've actually used a number of Japanese
Speaker 7: automated toilets. I've been to Japan a number of times,
Speaker 7: but this one absolutely is the cream of the crop.
Speaker 7: It has a console beside it, so when you first
Speaker 7: walk into the rooms, I could set the scene you're
Speaker 7: first walking into the bathroom and the lib comes up.
Speaker 7: You don't even have to touch it. The seat is warmed,
Speaker 7: the console on the side gives you all of the
Speaker 7: controls that could ever possibly want, all the things that
Speaker 7: the previous caller is talking about. That the front wash wash, yep,
Speaker 7: the drying, you don't you don't have to touch anything. It's
Speaker 7: just incredible. So I can highly recommend giving it a go.
Speaker 4: Okay, and where is this Toto that you know about.
Speaker 7: It's in a suite a Crown Casino, a Crown Towers specifically.
Speaker 7: And I know this because I know someone that is
Speaker 7: a resident in there for part of the year, so
Speaker 7: I have been in have used it. It's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Now in terms of Mark's out of ten, is going
Speaker 2: up and saying ten out of ten not actually an
Speaker 2: accurate way to describe the experience. Is it beyond that.
Speaker 1: Way?
Speaker 2: Beyond the rolls royce of toilets.
Speaker 7: It's really hard to describe until you actually feel the
Speaker 7: water shooting from I don't even know.
Speaker 4: We want to feel it, we want to.
Speaker 2: It's twitching right now. It's like, please, where is this?
Speaker 2: Where is this experience?
Speaker 4: So Anonymous caller, your mysterious friend who lives part time
Speaker 4: in Crown Tower.
Speaker 2: Is he in the house right now? Is he in
Speaker 2: the tower?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: He is now.
Speaker 4: Is there.
Speaker 2: Is there any way you think that you could organize, uh,
Speaker 2: anyway for a Jack and I to get into the
Speaker 2: tower to sort of.
Speaker 7: I can certainly ask a question. Yeah, you know, I'm
Speaker 7: a private person, so ask a question.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have to go to the toilet, just us.
Speaker 2: Well, he can go for a walk. Yeah, you have
Speaker 2: a coffee. It doesn't even need to be there. You
Speaker 2: just need to usher Jack and I in. We each
Speaker 2: have five minutes each, you know, to really review this,
Speaker 2: and then we're gone. He doesn't even need to know
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 7: I will ask the question. I'll let you know what
Speaker 7: he says.
Speaker 2: All right, Anonymous, thank you very very much. Hopefully we'll
Speaker 2: speak to you tomorrow. Okay, thanks guys. All right, we
Speaker 2: need to start giving away for days and I need
Speaker 2: to sit on
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