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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Will and Woodie.

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Speaker 2: What did you wrongly kill the cops for?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Chris. Chris, this was your son mate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, guy, I keep going because, by the way,

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Speaker 2: I love it's amazing that even better, Oh, I just

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Speaker 2: tell this a story. So I got home one day

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Speaker 2: and I bought this a slow cooker. So this was

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Speaker 2: a little while ago, and I was excited. I was

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Speaker 2: talking to myself. You know, I'm packing my slow cooker,

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Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and so I'd say probably sorry.

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Speaker 1: Took ten minutes unpacked the slow cooker.

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Speaker 2: Next thing I know, cops the bar through my back door,

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Speaker 2: and then someone looking on my front door, and oh

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Speaker 2: my god, the cops have stormed my house. And my

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Speaker 2: little boy.

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Speaker 1: Was hiding upstairs in my wardrobe, and he called the

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Speaker 1: police because he thought someone had broken into the house.

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Speaker 3: What were you the person that had.

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Speaker 2: Apparently who was in true and my son thought it

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Speaker 2: was myself, and god, I didn't recognize your she was

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Speaker 2: pretty freaky. And he'd come downstairs, the poor little barker,

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Speaker 2: and I said, we've had a call of a breaking

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Speaker 2: I said, this is my house, this is my house.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, cary to be honest, and now looking

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Speaker 2: back on it, it was pretty scary.

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Speaker 1: At the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, was so freaked out. Yeah, terrifying.

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Speaker 3: So it didn't recognize your voice or anything, Chris, Like,

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Speaker 3: you're talking to yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'll be crazy like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we.

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Speaker 2: Are you doing voices to your local girl?

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you were probably.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: That reminds me of a friend of Azbelba who she

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Speaker 3: she moved family homes and then she went out one weekend,

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Speaker 3: had a few two men to drink and forgot where

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Speaker 3: she lived and went back to her old family home

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Speaker 3: and her kid still worked. She let herself into the

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Speaker 3: house and the people came down. They were just like

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Speaker 3: this random woman punching orange juice out of the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if the police were called or not,

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Speaker 3: but very embarrassing. I's got a Danny here on thirty

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Speaker 3: six five. Danny, you wrongly call the cobs.

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Speaker 1: I did wrongly call the crops. I was driving and

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Speaker 1: it was a really nice day and I drove past

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Speaker 1: the park and I thought I saw someone like nude

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Speaker 1: thumbbathing in a parkt schools around childcare senners and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I saw that, So I did

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Speaker 1: a U turn to see if what I thought I

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Speaker 1: saw was real, and yeah, sure enough, there was a

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Speaker 1: guy I thought nude sunbathing. So I've called the police.

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Speaker 1: They've come pretty quick, but they rain me and they go,

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Speaker 1: we're in the park is sere and I go just

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Speaker 1: by here so I could hear them walking up and

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Speaker 1: then they just start laughing. It was a guy wearing

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Speaker 1: one of those nude colored shorts that were somebody strokes

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Speaker 1: skins tight skins, but like Denim's sort of shorts. I

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Speaker 1: just they were like flesh color. They were seen a

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and his girlfriends go and told

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Speaker 1: you look stupid.

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