WEBVTT - MINI: This woman at CAT POO accidentally 🐈

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<v Speaker 1>We've been asking the question what did you eat that

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>The reason that this has come up is because there's

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<v Speaker 1>a teacher in the US who accidentally fed most of

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<v Speaker 1>her class, so nearly a dozen students beef flavored dog treats.

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<v Speaker 1>You accidy do that? This is the question, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>she thought it was beef jerky. She gave it to

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<v Speaker 1>the class like a little sweet beef jerky treat, like

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<v Speaker 1>to twelve students. One of them ended up in hospital

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<v Speaker 1>with the stomach ache. A lot of them ended up

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sick. But then all these parents are outraged because

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, how on earth did a teacher manage to

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<v Speaker 1>make such a mistake that she didn't see a dog

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<v Speaker 1>on the front of the packet and she managed to

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<v Speaker 1>feed it to the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>But also, why is she feeding the kids beef jerky?

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<v Speaker 1>It's any such a weird treat.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that you got it mixed up, but who

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<v Speaker 3>is taking beef jerky for? I know what the kids

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<v Speaker 3>are going to want today, some jerky?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you allowed to bring treats to s well, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here was actually a class party, so they were all

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Major just bringing beef jerky to a party. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>your treat is.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the article. They were actually quite sick, like

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<v Speaker 2>some kids were sick and they were worried about allergies

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<v Speaker 2>because to have allergies and there could have been preservatives

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<v Speaker 2>or ingredients in these dog treats that could have upset

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<v Speaker 2>the keys.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, how sick could you be after eating just like

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<v Speaker 1>a tiny bit. It's just still just jerky, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Have peanut but a sandwiches, let alone eating a shmacko

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<v Speaker 2>at recess. We've had some listeners right into the pickup

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<v Speaker 2>on socials, Kyla says, I once you fish flakes to

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<v Speaker 2>season chicken at a dinner party, and one of the

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<v Speaker 2>guests asks for the recipe.

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<v Speaker 1>When you see the fish flakes, do you mean fish food?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like the flakes that you give a fish.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can actually get fish flakes which are proper

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, like stuff you're using your cookie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, well these aren't. No, this isn't this is

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<v Speaker 2>food that you'd give a goldfish.

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<v Speaker 3>Eliza's written in my mom put puppy milk in her

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<v Speaker 3>cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, but it's not a milk dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I thought they milked the.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom Bell says, I was at a school camp and

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was a bowl of yogurt had a big scoop,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was just hollandaise sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I just remembered?

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<v Speaker 3>When I first started dating my fiance Ben, he's Swiss

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<v Speaker 3>and I had gone over to stay with him, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was like I was, you know, when you're really nervous,

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<v Speaker 3>you want to impress someone and you just don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to complain about things. He was at work and he

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<v Speaker 3>had messaged me and he said, maybe eat whatever you

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<v Speaker 3>want in the fridge and I said, oh, there's some

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<v Speaker 3>cheeses in here, because Swiss love cheese. Can I eat them?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, yeah, they're not open, but that's okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll eat them. Eat whatever you want. So I picked

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<v Speaker 3>a block of Swiss cheese. It's all in Swiss. Opened it.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks big and expensive and I started to eat

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<v Speaker 3>it and it was so disgusting, but he had told

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<v Speaker 3>me they're all Swiss delicacies. Then I felt bad because

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<v Speaker 3>they cost so much, so I kept eating it because

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I didn't want to open it for

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<v Speaker 3>just the tiniest bit. Then I had the worst stomach

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<v Speaker 3>pain later on that night, like I was so unwell.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, what did you eat today?

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<v Speaker 3>And I told him. I was like, well, I ate

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of cheese. And he showed me the cheese

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<v Speaker 3>and I couldn't read it because it was Swiss. But

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<v Speaker 3>it's like the equivalent of eating a raw block of halloomy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the kind of cheese that you can only eat cooked.

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<v Speaker 3>But I couldn't read that, so I ate a block

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<v Speaker 3>of raw cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you were fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I was not fine.

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<v Speaker 1>At least it's still human food.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you can't eat that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another person who wrote it and they put cat

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<v Speaker 1>food into their pasta saw because that had had too

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<v Speaker 1>much suit Fanni is called Nikki.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you eat? You weren't supposed to eat, honey.

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<v Speaker 4>A piece of cat poo?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're not supposed to eat that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I was sitting on the couch. I'd had a

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<v Speaker 4>long day, it worked, I was waitressing at the time

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<v Speaker 4>and relaxing, and we had some brownie left over from

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<v Speaker 4>a function and I was just kind of sitting there

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<v Speaker 4>and eating my brownie and I was like, oh, I've

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<v Speaker 4>dropped a little bit, and I picked it up and

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<v Speaker 4>I put it in my mouth and took it like

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<v Speaker 4>a chewed on it straight away realized that it wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>actually brownie back it out. I was like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 4>that's like a cat poo. Like I had this prairie

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<v Speaker 4>persian cash DAGs on its butt all the time, and

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<v Speaker 4>it was a cat poo dag.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't even a fresh poo.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a dag. It's just not possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, clearly, chocolate, I honestly don't even know like where

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<v Speaker 1>to go from here. That is the most vile thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard on this break.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where we came probably need and the end of

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<v Speaker 2>that moment. But people do it as an accident, so

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<v Speaker 2>clearly she didn't mean no.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course she didn't go that's yummy, and give me

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<v Speaker 1>another one, Give me a dag, ham me a kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>We're are the bag of these things, bag and eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>These pods have got a new feeling, all right. Next

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, I've got a conundrum in my group

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<v Speaker 2>chat my my one of my girlfriends is getting married

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<v Speaker 2>and she's sworn off kids. She's like, no kids at

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<v Speaker 2>my wedding, and it has riled up my friends, So

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Britt, with you getting married, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>get your take.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay feels yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The biggert