Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
Speaker 1: a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
Speaker 1: cut you off at the knees, then gift you a
Speaker 1: pair of easies. And that, my friends, why always always
Speaker 1: a fuck up? But bye bye bye bye back bye
Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye better better, batter better, better bae
Speaker 1: ba batter bye bye.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do things better bad better if we just
Speaker 2: let her go? Sash, how long this bit would go for?
Speaker 1: I've got to take my headphones off, so why can
Speaker 1: he use me?
Speaker 2: I know some technical I've had too much, Clare, It's
Speaker 2: time for a nap. Actually, okay, I necked that high
Speaker 2: Katelane Brook, Hello Nate Valvo, Happy buck. I can't wait
Speaker 2: to get a deep deep bucking. You know when you're
Speaker 2: just driving somewhere ready for a buck?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for it? And hello to all our friends.
Speaker 2: Sitting in the traffic on I'm about to get bucked.
Speaker 1: For our money back guarantee, which is that you will
Speaker 1: leave this pod feeling better than you did at the start.
Speaker 2: Wow, and in this world. It's been a while since
Speaker 2: you've reminded them of that. Yes, I forget all the time.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Every week my husband sits at
Speaker 1: his desk and he pulls out a check book. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's prepared eighties. I imagine him in a day. I
Speaker 1: imagine him as like a checkbook Daddy Bucks. Uh huh
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 2: Don't know who that is?
Speaker 1: An orphan Annie Daddy war Bucks? Sasha friend, greatest producer
Speaker 1: in the world. Somehow cannot turn our MIC's on. But
Speaker 1: that's you know what, She's a she's a picture person.
Speaker 2: We fixed the Oh, smush a free God, you're good.
Speaker 2: Pretend how did you do it? Classic one problem? You know,
Speaker 2: who would have solved this? Osama bin Laden? So you
Speaker 2: are proving yourself different?
Speaker 1: No, but you know why what he would have had
Speaker 1: someone to sort it out for him?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The last week's episode to get those jokes, I know.
Speaker 1: It was quite extraordinary. Who Sasha French has modeled her personality.
Speaker 1: She has a little bitter of him in a mirror
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 2: Today's the day going to change. You want to be
Speaker 2: s in the world.
Speaker 1: And also, as I like to say, dress for the job.
Speaker 1: You want, not the job you have, which is look
Speaker 1: at her modesty dressing.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, good, very lovely, Onesie, well, very lovely.
Speaker 1: And here we are.
Speaker 2: Speaking of signing checks. Just made me think of signatures
Speaker 2: very quickly. Mother, Lean, hello Lynn, my mother.
Speaker 1: How do you even need to sign things now?
Speaker 2: Like that? We're out for dinner the other night for
Speaker 2: my nephew's birthday. Two things about that evening. My niece
Speaker 2: and nephews could not care less about what I do
Speaker 2: for a living. And I love it, almost crave the
Speaker 2: thud that they give me when I asked them about
Speaker 2: my job. Yes, I said to Jude, have a birthday, dude,
Speaker 2: I said, you know my job. I'm a I'm a comedian, right,
Speaker 2: you know. He's nine. And he's like, eh, well, you
Speaker 2: know sometimes I do fun stuff. I get to be
Speaker 2: on stage and crack jokes. No one cares. He said,
Speaker 2: no one cares, no one, And he said, he ruined
Speaker 2: my night. He's nine. If you're so famous, how come
Speaker 2: no one in this restaurant has said, hello, hey, good point,
Speaker 2: don't be so rude.
Speaker 1: He got me, he got you good, and I was
Speaker 1: he he he, I love him. That's getting on the
Speaker 1: phone to hear his disinterest, the disinterest of the children.
Speaker 2: And you know what we can look job, Kate, Tell
Speaker 2: me what job do your kids think is cool?
Speaker 1: TikToker ohn Sport, Sporting, Sporting, Sporting should be my son
Speaker 1: and his sister my daughter. They went today to a
Speaker 1: new cafe opened by a footballer.
Speaker 2: Look at they got invited.
Speaker 1: No, no, they weren't down.
Speaker 2: And I suppose have changed in my day it was
Speaker 2: nightclubs and hotels and yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know
Speaker 2: the lines down the road to get in.
Speaker 1: Now they want to enjoy that someone else's ven you
Speaker 1: because they really they've very hard watched the footballers. As
Speaker 1: it turns out, often.
Speaker 2: You're about to be pushed out of the She's going
Speaker 2: to push me here. She can't blocking the camera for me.
Speaker 1: Don't pretend you can't push the ninety.
Speaker 2: Pushing Kate out of the way. So I'm shining in
Speaker 2: the shot. So at the dinner, so firstly getting burned
Speaker 2: by a dude.
Speaker 1: What nationality of food did you eat? Or were you
Speaker 1: at a pub?
Speaker 2: Jude got to choose. It was his birthday, so he
Speaker 2: wanted to go down to the lower plenty part.
Speaker 1: Did he what let me geese. Did he have a
Speaker 1: kid's meal or did he order off the adult the
Speaker 1: kids nuggets and cheer?
Speaker 2: Question for you, why can't restaurants make everyone's food as
Speaker 2: quickly as they make the kids food? That food comes out.
Speaker 1: It's a good point that those nuggets and chipis got
Speaker 1: it ready to go.
Speaker 2: Those little kid pasta balls are out there before you
Speaker 2: even all stunning away for minute, wait for my PARMI.
Speaker 1: You're right, is a glorified chicken nugget just with some
Speaker 1: ham and tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Mum and dad chicken nuggy.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's actually brilliant.
Speaker 2: I'm on restaurants. What's going on restaurants? And I always
Speaker 2: want the kid meal delicious?
Speaker 1: The kids meals delicious, especially if it comes with free jelly,
Speaker 1: a perfect amount of no loves jelly.
Speaker 2: Jelly.
Speaker 1: I think jelly is regarded as something you know, you know, Okay.
Speaker 2: You know what's done in jelly with jam mate? What's
Speaker 2: with you in my texture?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to say this, how do you
Speaker 1: feel about jelly has been done a great disservice by hospitals,
Speaker 1: by your ill people. Ill people have ruined jelly for
Speaker 1: the nation.
Speaker 2: And do you remember how my autobiography book's going to
Speaker 2: be called Begging for Panada because Lyn wouldn't give us
Speaker 2: drugs when we was sick. We what I used to
Speaker 2: get when I was sick was honey on toast, specially
Speaker 2: if I had a sore throat or whatever.
Speaker 1: Very good.
Speaker 2: And the taste of honey now really throws me like,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm sick because my body thinks I'm
Speaker 2: sick because it's honey.
Speaker 1: All right, if I may take us into a dark
Speaker 1: place here.
Speaker 2: On the buck up money back guarantee.
Speaker 1: Will pop you out at the air to quickly finish flag.
Speaker 2: That very quickly. The other thing at the restaurant. The
Speaker 2: reason I brought up the restaurant. You talked about checks
Speaker 2: and the signatures.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, Daddy wore bucks to Marrow told me
Speaker 1: that when I was in high school.
Speaker 2: Once she thinks that she found my wallet, I e
Speaker 2: searched everywhere for it and went through my things and
Speaker 2: found a sheet of paper where I had been practicing
Speaker 2: her signature over and over and over again to perfect
Speaker 2: for sick note to get out of detention slips, And
Speaker 2: then she found good, it's the detention slips signed by home.
Speaker 2: But isn't that lovely that I at least practiced first.
Speaker 2: That shows commitment, It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It shows respect, proactive, not one of those duncers who
Speaker 1: writes signed Yanni's mom right that. Yeah, that always happens
Speaker 1: at some point. That always happen.
Speaker 2: Made me think about that signature and in the dark
Speaker 2: place about jail.
Speaker 1: Because you can't eat honey on toast.
Speaker 2: I can. It just makes me feel weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Lewis doesn't. My eldest son doesn't like chocolate,
Speaker 1: almost unheard of.
Speaker 2: And then one day, oh yeah food.
Speaker 1: Imagine where is that? Has that come back to us?
Speaker 1: If we had any messages the one person.
Speaker 2: That we've cleaned some shit chocolate events.
Speaker 1: Should they be listening to murdered women in ditches? That's
Speaker 1: not going to buck them up anyway. So Lewis, as
Speaker 1: you know, had leukemia for and the treatment was when
Speaker 1: he was six. The treatment was for four years. It
Speaker 1: was arduous, it was terrible, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And part of his treatment was he had to have
Speaker 1: lumber punctures, Oh god, and he had to have them
Speaker 1: once a month. And because he's little, the anesthetic the
Speaker 1: hospital would put flavorings in the anesthetic to try and
Speaker 1: make it nicer for the kids or less horrible to
Speaker 1: get it. And they used chocolate for his gas for
Speaker 1: his anesthetic, and because he was too small to swallow
Speaker 1: pills when he had to take his chemo, we had
Speaker 1: a pill grinder and we used to have to grind
Speaker 1: it up and use Cottie's chocolate syrup. And one day
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Clean one Harden no, no, not nice magic.
Speaker 1: Ice magic. No, No, the ice magic is not I'm
Speaker 1: not on board with ice.
Speaker 2: Magic late nineties Australian more than yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So one day I was. And we were would
Speaker 1: come up quite often in the family or when people
Speaker 1: would make a chocolate cake or whatever, or people would
Speaker 1: bring over chocolates. Lewis doesn't like chocolate. I never understood.
Speaker 1: And one day I was cleaning out the top cupboard
Speaker 1: and there was his chemo bag that we used to
Speaker 1: keep all these drugs in, and behind it was a
Speaker 1: jar of the Cotties chocolate syrup. And I went, that's
Speaker 1: why here we go like chocolates.
Speaker 2: You worked it out?
Speaker 1: How's that? And I'm happy to say he's with us today.
Speaker 2: And did you not literally did you dabble with the
Speaker 2: sauce that you found.
Speaker 1: I did look at I did look at the exp
Speaker 1: You know what I believe in expiry dates? You do? No,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Cook her up?
Speaker 1: Well, of course I don't.
Speaker 2: What is it with particular people in the world. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what it is. Don't care for it. You
Speaker 2: know what else? Does it? Your Maitlyn, my mother? No,
Speaker 2: going through that woman's fridge?
Speaker 1: Just like what because why?
Speaker 2: What's to go on other than one of your grown
Speaker 2: children that's moved out.
Speaker 1: What if it's something really specific that you rarely use,
Speaker 1: like what molasses? Molasses can't go off. It's a treackily
Speaker 1: syrup sugar, it can't go off?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, I'm going to present to you an
Speaker 1: exhibit A, and you can take this home to your
Speaker 1: big harm a husband.
Speaker 2: They can't who confess to you, Yes, more than dabbles,
Speaker 2: More than dabbles. He's probably listening to this round on
Speaker 2: a long haul flight. But nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So a couple of years ago there was a
Speaker 1: shortage of epipins. Oh yeah, disastrous, crazy for people who.
Speaker 2: Before ozam pick was stealing all the other needles.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you can't substitute.
Speaker 2: It's not like for like no, but I thought there
Speaker 2: was also a red shortage of liking, the shortage of
Speaker 2: like the tools that you need to inject. Yeah, something
Speaker 2: like that a while ago. Not that I was googling
Speaker 2: how to get ozam pick or anything.
Speaker 1: Right anyway, So I remember saying them put out a
Speaker 1: press relief saying ignore the expiry date on your EpiPen.
Speaker 1: Even up to five years old, it has fifty to
Speaker 1: eighty percent efficacy.
Speaker 2: So if you'll listening, and I was like you, you're
Speaker 2: talking about EpiPen, I'm talking about mustard.
Speaker 1: Still, do you know how many have to replace the
Speaker 1: EpiPen every year because I think it's going to expireaise?
Speaker 1: By the way, can we just insert do not take
Speaker 1: this as.
Speaker 2: Medical I've got a feeling regular listeners of the buck
Speaker 2: up here for medical advice cooker. Are you what?
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they be? People want? Do you know what?
Speaker 1: People know that mainstream media has led them down a
Speaker 1: dark park?
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: This eat tallow's skin.
Speaker 2: It looks glowing.
Speaker 1: Look at this thing. You guys that don't need glasses
Speaker 1: that gaze into the sun every day.
Speaker 2: But you say that but I've also seen you try
Speaker 2: to read small prints, just anything, and I do give
Speaker 2: me something to read, and I give me something to.
Speaker 1: That says hang on hold, it's still wobbling in it,
Speaker 1: says mid roll markers.
Speaker 2: Alright, yeah, that's a technical break, the technical turn.
Speaker 1: I love that you knew that. I would not have
Speaker 1: been able to guess that.
Speaker 2: I know, right, what is a mid roll marker? What's that?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's an ad that goes in the middle.
Speaker 2: I think we learn things on this pop.
Speaker 1: We do learn things. Hate learning.
Speaker 2: Speaking of food, this is gonna. Yes, we were off
Speaker 2: food in the fridge. We were talking about so you
Speaker 2: don't eat epi bend. I suppose you don't.
Speaker 1: Actually, my son always has to have an epi bean,
Speaker 1: by the way, because he's allergic to bees and bees
Speaker 1: make honey.
Speaker 2: And we're all connected. Life is a rug. We're all
Speaker 2: in it. That's so that you mentioned so wasps. This
Speaker 2: is so off the topic. A lot of wasps coming
Speaker 2: into our house recently that you know.
Speaker 1: They love yellow and they love meat.
Speaker 2: So this is we are working life out as we
Speaker 2: go to right, we won't bit my dog the other day,
Speaker 2: not happy, but you dare bite Derby.
Speaker 1: Did you take a photo of her?
Speaker 2: She didn't have too much of a reaction, but she.
Speaker 1: Did the butler take it for her? A snobby dog?
Speaker 2: AnyWho nerd alert Cody, the husband said, there's some sort
Speaker 2: of wasp taking wasp breed taking Melbourne or something or
Speaker 2: the regions, and it's coming down in Melbourne. Heaps more
Speaker 2: wasps than usual.
Speaker 1: There's some really vi wasp. It's this might come from overseas.
Speaker 1: This was this, I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2: This wasp was not around away?
Speaker 1: Was it solow?
Speaker 2: And it bit my dog and still didn't on her
Speaker 2: neck under unerneath her like.
Speaker 1: Do you know what now? Not that I wish this
Speaker 1: for Darby?
Speaker 2: What are you about to say?
Speaker 1: Okay, have you a googled? Yes, dogs and dogs have
Speaker 1: been bitten by bees stung by bees, and they're gorgeous
Speaker 1: and faces, they're adorable. Look, yeah, we love a bee.
Speaker 2: Don't like a wasp?
Speaker 1: No, I don't like a wasp. But wasp serves no purpose,
Speaker 1: although I haven't ruled out are.
Speaker 2: You looking up wasps? What we've done this before. We've
Speaker 2: talked about wasp and they do have a purpose. What
Speaker 2: more do they make?
Speaker 1: Honey? Do they make honey?
Speaker 2: But it's about the pollination and something.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, whatever, we don't care because you know what, No,
Speaker 1: you know what, we don't care. Sorry. Also, can we
Speaker 1: hear you know what? I thought about all week? And
Speaker 1: it bucked them out every time? Princess Lily bit oh
Speaker 1: the kid talking to a mother three year old Meghan Markle.
Speaker 2: Just like bees food.
Speaker 1: I love bees because she harvested bees in her show
Speaker 1: We Love Meghan that you never watched, which has really
Speaker 1: made me question your sexuality.
Speaker 2: How many times in this pod are we going to
Speaker 2: have a lovely argument in front of our buckheads about
Speaker 2: I'm not interested in Megan.
Speaker 1: Or anything to do with it, Understand, I.
Speaker 2: Know I don't know either. I don't know why I'm
Speaker 2: not interested.
Speaker 1: What about Prince Harry.
Speaker 2: I'm very much into anything the Royals, But.
Speaker 1: Prince Harry was in a dream I had. She's dre
Speaker 1: by the one I had to finish beautiful.
Speaker 2: I had to finish something, but I forgot what.
Speaker 1: It was, something about Cody and our food.
Speaker 2: It was food. I haven't told you about the food.
Speaker 2: I tell you. You know, be so excited. Everyone listening
Speaker 2: is going to be so excited for what I have
Speaker 2: to tell you. Guess what I bought today?
Speaker 1: Food?
Speaker 2: Yes, well done, good talk. Are you ready? You're gonna
Speaker 2: get you're gonna celebrate. That's avocado.
Speaker 1: Oh it's the shepherd. Shepherd is bad season back again,
Speaker 1: his back, his back. But baby, wow, so shepherd'sy for
Speaker 1: a short time, only a short time, not a good time.
Speaker 2: They were grown to fill the gap. Now it's time
Speaker 2: for you to off.
Speaker 1: That's Oh, he's had a glass of colors. She's very
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I think. It wasn't a safe space.
Speaker 2: It was three dollars ninety By the way, that's for
Speaker 2: another day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no two, I got two two two for
Speaker 1: three ninety.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, not even two dollars.
Speaker 1: And guess what you can afford a house deposit now?
Speaker 1: That say cheap?
Speaker 2: Purchased at about eleven am. Had some at two pm?
Speaker 1: Right, good to go. Unheard what they've been cuddling them
Speaker 1: somewhere out the back?
Speaker 2: You reckon?
Speaker 1: All right, You've got two choices now of where we go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I want one more thing on food. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: so much food. One more thing. It's about you, though
Speaker 2: I don't want to it's about you. What is it
Speaker 2: you were. It's my new favorite quote of yours, even
Speaker 2: though you don't even know you said it, because.
Speaker 1: It was the text.
Speaker 2: You were insane the other day on text to Sash
Speaker 2: and there was a bunch of these crazy little voicemails
Speaker 2: and it.
Speaker 1: Was all just deliberate. No, was it four am?
Speaker 2: There was that one when you text us at four am?
Speaker 1: Four am? It was ten bassifall a monster and.
Speaker 2: Then you were all over the joint and I was like,
Speaker 2: you're being pretty nuts today or something. And this was
Speaker 2: your reply on the text. I've been thinking about it
Speaker 2: a lot. This is your excuse with food. This is
Speaker 2: what you wrote when I called you out on your
Speaker 2: psychotic texts. Sorry I had cake for breakfast. Sorry I
Speaker 2: had cake for breakfast. Let's break that down. Are you
Speaker 2: saying that you're too hyper from the sugar? Are you
Speaker 2: saying that you've crushed from the sugar?
Speaker 1: All of the above, because you know, normally I fast
Speaker 1: till lunchtime. From what time to laugh, Well, I don't
Speaker 1: really time things. This will surprise you, but basically from
Speaker 1: when I eat the night before, which could be dinner
Speaker 1: finished at eight or finished at midnight, depending on if
Speaker 1: we're out or whatever we're doing, and then I don't
Speaker 1: eat till lunchtime the next day. Right, But I make
Speaker 1: exceptions because my husband loves breakfast. I always make him
Speaker 1: a breakfast. I make the boys breakfast often, but I
Speaker 1: have hewed hunger. But on holidays, I will eat with
Speaker 1: my husband because he likes it.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's hard to imagine anyone wanting
Speaker 1: to experience anything.
Speaker 2: Sitting there talking to him. He does not good enough much.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't like it as much.
Speaker 2: Just like when you're out with someone and you're drinking
Speaker 2: and they're not feels weird.
Speaker 1: You do it, Or if you're with someone and they go,
Speaker 1: I've eaten earlier, Yeah, it's weird. Anyway, Why was I
Speaker 1: telling you that? Because I had you had cake for
Speaker 1: bread cake? Remember what cake?
Speaker 2: I had left over? Cake?
Speaker 1: What day was?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think anyway.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I remember I loved it. I often
Speaker 1: love cake for breakfast.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I've never done it.
Speaker 1: I don't have to be my diet.
Speaker 2: What a great diet Cake for breakfast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cake for breakfast? What about cake for breakfast? Diabetes
Speaker 1: for your fortieth and.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if you get diabetes because your little pen.
Speaker 1: Thing correct your rosine prick anyway.
Speaker 2: EpiPens and you've got two choices, okay, cake or no, Okay,
Speaker 2: You've got my dream.
Speaker 1: And I know this is terrible. I know, I know
Speaker 1: that's an involuntary sound.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you, and I'm not going
Speaker 2: to judge either of you with this. In your fifteen
Speaker 2: years or twenty years of doing breakfast radio, did you
Speaker 2: ever have someone on to tell you what your dreams meant?
Speaker 1: Of course I think we did, but we were always like,
Speaker 1: we know, the worst people in the world are people
Speaker 1: that expect you to hear about their dreams. So I
Speaker 1: would like you to meet me that person because it
Speaker 1: was so topical, and I'll tell you why. As part
Speaker 1: of my work avoidance, I've gone on deep darts. You
Speaker 1: know you're going to dita on how you end up.
Speaker 1: It's so horrible, it's so horrible.
Speaker 2: I'm taking an interest.
Speaker 1: I know your something. I don't have your I don't
Speaker 1: have your work ethic, which is amazing. In fact, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say too much. Your work ethic is. You
Speaker 1: need to calm down, right, because you make those of
Speaker 1: us who are procrastinators feel bad about ourselves, and.
Speaker 2: This is just what helps what meds Hello baer getting
Speaker 2: ship done.
Speaker 1: I had gone on a deep dive of people fighting,
Speaker 1: having fights on cruise ships.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so great the love boat, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: And I confessed confessed on the buck Up a few
Speaker 2: weeks ago. I have dabbled in cruise ship gigs because
Speaker 2: the money is fantastic and the people that run it excellent,
Speaker 2: and it's a very genuine lovely time. However, this does
Speaker 2: not surprise me every time I see footage. Yeah, see
Speaker 2: the news article. Cruisers are the jet styles of the seas.
Speaker 1: And in the dream this is so topical.
Speaker 2: This just before you fall asleep, you were waiting people
Speaker 2: punch on on kind of.
Speaker 1: Cruise ship that's on a cruise ship. I passed out.
Speaker 1: Truth be told, it wasn't nighttime. I was having a
Speaker 1: secret nap because you know, my husband's been teaching and
Speaker 1: he's out of the house all day and it's so
Speaker 1: blissful soul. I love it isn't it, jiltree, It's just heaven.
Speaker 1: Although two children came in my room, I know they
Speaker 1: are and they both want, you know what they see.
Speaker 1: Both of them. Where's the independently of each other? What
Speaker 1: are you all right? Anyway? So I had so really
Speaker 1: it was a day dream, but I was asleep.
Speaker 2: Kids were worried about your health.
Speaker 1: I must have been anyway, So I Okame, you haven't
Speaker 1: touched your Your breakfast cake is untouched. So I had
Speaker 1: a dream that I was with a group of people
Speaker 1: on a cruise. For some reason, we're wheeling out a
Speaker 1: big trolley full of our luggage. I don't know where
Speaker 1: all the staff were. So there I am pulling my
Speaker 1: own with some people I can't remember, Hell on Earth.
Speaker 1: And we walked a big table of cake, different cakes,
Speaker 1: run different cakes. Breakfast was still on, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really, I know we haven't got to our room yet,
Speaker 1: but I really feel like a piece of cake. And
Speaker 1: the cakes looked great. They looked you know, like how
Speaker 1: a homemade cakes got a nice crust on top.
Speaker 2: What you want, you don't get it.
Speaker 1: If you make it from a box. I will always
Speaker 1: know you just don't get that beautiful fresh crust. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I was like, I feel like a piece of cake.
Speaker 1: And Prince Harry, who was with me, came over and
Speaker 1: I said, but for some reason. I had to hop
Speaker 1: on to the other side of the counter, and he said,
Speaker 1: and I had to write this down when I woke up,
Speaker 1: just to get it right, he said. Prince Harry said,
Speaker 1: I'll whoop you. Gave me a leg over to the
Speaker 1: other side. So he put his hands out and I
Speaker 1: put my footnote and you know how you use it
Speaker 1: to propel yourself, like over a fence. And my question
Speaker 1: is is that a real expression? I'll whoop you, I'll
Speaker 1: whoop you, I'll whoop you, I'll whoop you. And it
Speaker 1: was so great. And you know what else?
Speaker 2: I like, oh whoop you? Hear people in a dream?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wrote it down as soon as
Speaker 1: I woke up because it was so fantastic. A cake
Speaker 1: b cruise. Prince Harry.
Speaker 2: Was there sexual tension going on? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But we really liked each other and I liked him,
Speaker 1: which I found reassuring because it's been very hard to
Speaker 1: like him lately.
Speaker 2: Like him? Do you you have issues with the wife?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any wrong with him.
Speaker 1: You have issues with the wife? I loved the wife.
Speaker 1: I love the wife. Do you know what people take
Speaker 1: the wrong view of people? That they don't like in
Speaker 1: the public. Do you know what? What if you just
Speaker 1: slightly reoriented? So people are always like they want to hate,
Speaker 1: to hate.
Speaker 2: You hate?
Speaker 1: Who? Do I hate his wife? No? I don't hate her.
Speaker 2: You're jealous given her.
Speaker 1: He didn't give her a woop. He gave me a wook.
Speaker 2: Have you heard the dream theory that they don't think
Speaker 2: anyone ever dreams about their phone? Have you ever had
Speaker 2: a dream? I think I've heard this, But checking your
Speaker 2: phone doesn't happen in dreams. M can't tell you something depressing.
Speaker 1: What I don't think I ever dream?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I really dream. I don't think you need to take
Speaker 1: meloton And my husband can't take melotonin because he said
Speaker 1: it gives you a bad dreams.
Speaker 2: I don't I've I've had malotonin.
Speaker 1: I didn't give you dreams.
Speaker 2: I think I dream. I love.
Speaker 1: I don't dream very often. Did you dream occasionally? And
Speaker 1: I love it when I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, show me, let's look into that. Why don't I dream?
Speaker 1: Oh's but maybe because you're Maybe because your waking life
Speaker 1: is so vivid and stimulated that when you're asleep, everyone's
Speaker 1: just like, Oh, praise be, He's just out like a
Speaker 1: light you know, it's like people who have a border Collie.
Speaker 2: You know when someone says something and you're not too
Speaker 2: sure if it means it's a good thing or not.
Speaker 2: Your friend Georgie, who was in the green room at
Speaker 2: Sam Payne show because that show yes, said to me today,
Speaker 2: Oh yes, And I was just just saw you in
Speaker 2: the green room and you were just you're just like
Speaker 2: an energizer. Bunny, you just didn't stop an over thing,
Speaker 2: and then I walked off with me. Is that.
Speaker 1: She has great energizer? But Bunny and her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: You didn't stop. No, I don't know if it's a
Speaker 2: good thing.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you never will and you know
Speaker 1: when you'll find out.
Speaker 2: I want to dream, Kate, what when you finally stop?
Speaker 1: Rip? When you finally stop.
Speaker 2: Will I dream? Then? No?
Speaker 1: People will say so many beautiful things about you.
Speaker 2: My tombstone is going to read he never stopped until
Speaker 2: he did, And then your tombstone is going to read
Speaker 2: gone to early because of cake for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Will we be next to each other? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting buried.
Speaker 1: I want to be you know you're not going to
Speaker 1: be flaming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want ashes. I want to be scattered. I
Speaker 2: want to be everywhere like I was in life. I
Speaker 2: want to be all over the plane.
Speaker 1: Where would you like to be scattered?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't thought that through because people say things
Speaker 2: like the ocean or you go at the end of
Speaker 2: a pier. I'm like, why would you take me to
Speaker 2: a place that I would hate for all eternity?
Speaker 1: Well, right, we know the answer. What revenge? I mean,
Speaker 1: what would you like? Sash?
Speaker 2: I would like to be buried.
Speaker 1: I'd like to be buried too, But.
Speaker 2: I still want a plaque so my name's there so
Speaker 2: people don't forget you know.
Speaker 1: What, cromation plarques don't have the same you're plenty flowers.
Speaker 2: You don't have the same drama, and I know they've
Speaker 2: done it.
Speaker 1: Yes, they don't have the same gravitas, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: comes from the word grave. I think it tipity tap.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it come from like gravity?
Speaker 1: About like a gravity grave I imagine comes from the
Speaker 1: same route as gravity. I can dam it.
Speaker 2: Do you visit cemeteries?
Speaker 1: Yes, you do, not very often, not very often. And
Speaker 1: in fact, when my beautiful dad he was in lockdown
Speaker 1: and we didn't get a gravestone done for him and
Speaker 1: there's so many decisions to make with a gravestone, what's
Speaker 1: it going to say? And we just never could come
Speaker 1: up with the right thing. The one thing that we
Speaker 1: wanted to put was he would always say, and it
Speaker 1: always made us laugh, and we still sat. Now, my
Speaker 1: father could detect a draft from that's called five hundred
Speaker 1: meters anywhere on a property, right, be his there, window
Speaker 1: open somewhere, I can feel a draft, right. And he
Speaker 1: would always say, the Dutch have a saying a draft
Speaker 1: can kill. And so we were going to put on
Speaker 1: his tombstone, on his gravestone, yarn Langbrook, a draft can kill, right,
Speaker 1: which we loved, we loved. I don't think I might
Speaker 1: still do it because we're done. He's out at I
Speaker 1: think he's at in Necropolis, study of the Dutch. He's
Speaker 1: out there. I mean I know where he is. I
Speaker 1: just don't know what it's called. But he's got they've
Speaker 1: just put up a cross of a mirror cross that
Speaker 1: actually looks quite.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, a mirror cross on wood.
Speaker 1: But it's often when we go out there, it's a
Speaker 1: bit lopsided. And he's got some lovely neighbors, a Chinese guy,
Speaker 1: a German, I don't know how that's working out.
Speaker 2: But this is Australia, yep, it is. They all look
Speaker 2: the same, great zones.
Speaker 1: I meant, I mean what, oh, but what about gravitas.
Speaker 1: Gravitas is a Latin word that means weight or heaviness.
Speaker 2: I think I was more right.
Speaker 1: I think he were because it says a figurative weight,
Speaker 1: something primarily scientific.
Speaker 2: I'm really right, that was extraordinary.
Speaker 1: That's what we're going to put on your grade once.
Speaker 1: He was right.
Speaker 2: Really, when you watch me on the ABC's news show
Speaker 2: House of Games in a couple of weeks, you will
Speaker 2: genuinely be shocked at how bad I went on that game.
Speaker 1: I don't think I will be so.
Speaker 2: I am smart in different ways, Kate. I'm not good
Speaker 2: with shapes and colors and wars.
Speaker 1: Right, concepts.
Speaker 2: Concepts not for me?
Speaker 1: All right now, right on the agenda of what this show. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're starting, we have we're starting the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, how far into it are we stash? Now, my
Speaker 2: husband has a new toy. He has a toy and
Speaker 2: it's not me, Kate, not me. Oh wow, whoa it comes.
Speaker 2: There comes a time in a man's life when I
Speaker 2: feel like he is old enough and wise enough and
Speaker 2: bored enough to make this purchase.
Speaker 1: Can I guess?
Speaker 2: And it's going to happen to every man that we
Speaker 2: know at a certain age.
Speaker 1: Shall we guess? Is it something mechanical ish? Is Is
Speaker 1: it a lawn mower? No? Okay, it's not a jet
Speaker 1: ski No, I love it.
Speaker 2: If he got a jet scare, he would.
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what jet skis are? What are brilliant
Speaker 1: for the person that's on it, and hell for every
Speaker 1: other person. But just I have a vision of myself
Speaker 1: being like Rihanna, you know those pictures of her on
Speaker 1: a jet skime. Well, I love it. Okay, so it's
Speaker 1: not I give up.
Speaker 2: He has purchased and installed a home security camera. Oh,
Speaker 2: it has finally happened, and watches it all the time.
Speaker 2: We're sixty hello, ak, we're bored boomers. He watches it
Speaker 2: all the time, but it activates obviously when something happens. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then he has you're already the app. He gets the
Speaker 2: notification on the app, he can watch the notification. Then
Speaker 2: he can do many things. He can cross live to
Speaker 2: the camera and continue watching. He can press a button
Speaker 2: and speak to you through the camera.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's how you frightened burglars.
Speaker 2: Well, he said some very naughty water of property. He
Speaker 2: said some very naughty words to me the other day
Speaker 2: when I was coming home.
Speaker 1: Why because he disturbed him? No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2: He got a notifications overseas and he was Washington.
Speaker 1: What did he say to you?
Speaker 2: I can't repeat it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Was it fun?
Speaker 2: Fun? But very bad words?
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 2: You can't say those words. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: So he's just moving it here, moving it there. Hang on,
Speaker 2: I got to go back out, doesn't I the angle?
Speaker 2: Checking this? Checking that? Checking that? Okay? So I came
Speaker 2: home the other day and may of a little slip,
Speaker 2: a little slip because I had the dog.
Speaker 1: You forgot to lock the door.
Speaker 2: No I slipped literally physically, I had a little slip.
Speaker 2: No I didn't. It didn't pick it up too much.
Speaker 2: But of course he gets the notification sent to his phone.
Speaker 2: I get the screen cap having fun there, mate, like
Speaker 2: is this my life? Now? Is this my life?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: But do you know what the final straw was for him?
Speaker 2: Where he went this isn't we're getting this camera? When
Speaker 2: my jars were stolen? Oh?
Speaker 1: He needed security? Were they stolen from the porch? That
Speaker 1: was stolen from your car.
Speaker 2: You can see that because we don't have a driveway.
Speaker 2: That's one of those townhouse places where you know fence
Speaker 2: then the street so you can see the car.
Speaker 1: You know what, I just realized, I've never been to
Speaker 1: your hand.
Speaker 2: I've invited you many times, and you actually go, We'll
Speaker 2: go back to the records.
Speaker 1: You don't believe a Sama. She just told you straight.
Speaker 2: We were talking about our dogs and you said you
Speaker 2: don't come over, and I said, because you live too
Speaker 2: far in the parking and I said you could come
Speaker 2: to mine, and you went, I.
Speaker 1: Don't consider that a real invitation. Yeah, I do recall
Speaker 1: that comment.
Speaker 2: And when you come over, Cody will be watching when
Speaker 2: you walk in the gate, and when you knock, why.
Speaker 1: Don't we brank him? And oh my goodness, pretend to steal.
Speaker 1: We pretend we're porch pirates, which Megan referred to in
Speaker 1: her Yeah with hoodies porch pirates. Never heard that one before.
Speaker 1: She said, So there we go.
Speaker 2: Maybe something's going to happen. Maybe in a few buck
Speaker 2: Up episodes, I'll have some footage.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it.
Speaker 2: But he has never ignored me more.
Speaker 1: He is on that thing day and night in his defense,
Speaker 1: save me attention. We well, you need to do something
Speaker 1: on the porch, and he'll pay you attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Speaker 1: Take a dumb on the front.
Speaker 2: Law.
Speaker 1: But this fun, flirtatious frolicking on the camera.
Speaker 2: Hey, b guy, you know, go out there with a
Speaker 2: little towel on after a show, this little thing.
Speaker 1: A little flishity flash.
Speaker 2: Come on, Why wouldn't you because I have Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: leave it with.
Speaker 1: Me, all right. So we have one at the front
Speaker 1: of our house, which I think Peter put in when
Speaker 1: we moved in. I think similar because cars kept getting
Speaker 1: broken into or whatever. And you know, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of crackheads in our area, right, not so many in
Speaker 1: our street now is where we used to live, but
Speaker 1: still it's killed us, so, you know, gnarly. And you
Speaker 1: know who's obsessed with it in our house.
Speaker 2: The sons or the daughter.
Speaker 1: My daughter, she's obs with what she watches the Apple.
Speaker 1: I literally wouldn't even know how to watch it. She
Speaker 1: watches it all the time. And she's always been the
Speaker 1: town crier ever since she was She's always like, where
Speaker 1: did you get that from? Luis? Did eat the last cookie?
Speaker 1: You know that sort of thing.
Speaker 2: I would love our buckheads listening to message your Instagram
Speaker 2: if their camera has found.
Speaker 1: Something, because they're everywhere now they're everywhere.
Speaker 2: I want someone to say, yeah and we saw someone.
Speaker 1: This, Oh yeah, that's really good. I want to do it, Sash, I.
Speaker 2: Just said, contact us Instagram.
Speaker 1: Instagram kicking might have changed.
Speaker 2: Do you swear words, because then it gets I think
Speaker 2: it gets barred. Yeah, if you write, I know, but
Speaker 2: if they're hey, I love your pod, I think it
Speaker 2: goes to some weird folded.
Speaker 1: With face that they're very unlikely to say that. So
Speaker 1: this is my lemma, and I don't know where it stands.
Speaker 1: You're very good at returning things that you have bought yep,
Speaker 1: And as we know, I am not. So I don't
Speaker 1: return anything that I bought online. I don't think I
Speaker 1: ever have successfully.
Speaker 2: But I also told you that time that someone told
Speaker 2: me that what I return doesn't even go back, just
Speaker 2: go straight to landfilm.
Speaker 1: Don't think about that. Don't think about that. Sad, but
Speaker 1: that just regifted to people won't stop me doing it.
Speaker 1: I actually think it goes overseas and it ends up
Speaker 1: in March.
Speaker 2: But landfill over there out of mind, give me my
Speaker 2: money back.
Speaker 1: All right. What I'm quite good at, it's a relative concept,
Speaker 1: is returning things that I bought in the flesh. So
Speaker 1: I'm often like old, keep that receipt. Well, it's the
Speaker 1: only hope I've got. I can't get to a post office,
Speaker 1: I can't repackage something.
Speaker 2: Are you returning? If you've physically held something and seen
Speaker 2: it and touched it, why would you be returning it?
Speaker 1: It's not the right size?
Speaker 2: Did you try it? You're in the shop.
Speaker 1: No, Sometimes I've got something for Peter. Let's face it.
Speaker 1: I don't really return things. I just don't need so
Speaker 1: much trouble. But sometimes my girlfriend Alice will say, who
Speaker 1: say something?
Speaker 2: I asked two questions and you crumble? It would be
Speaker 2: so bad at a crime.
Speaker 1: Do you think the the cops would get you in
Speaker 1: that room, get me?
Speaker 2: You know why crumble?
Speaker 1: I just I'd lose interest. Even the truth is always
Speaker 1: better than a made up story.
Speaker 2: And pass Codey's camera's got you on footage doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm caught one hundred percent. But this is my dilemma.
Speaker 1: I know, in principle, if you've got a receipt, you
Speaker 1: can return things. This is my question to you and buckwets.
Speaker 1: Can I return a pineapple? Can I return a pineapple?
Speaker 2: How many days old?
Speaker 1: No? No, don't ask how old is? It's wrong with it?
Speaker 2: Okay? What was wrong with it?
Speaker 1: They sold me an unripe pineapple and they charge eight
Speaker 1: dollars for it, and I just was like this, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me set the context for you.
Speaker 2: I will say that I think ripe is in the
Speaker 2: eye of the beholder. I brought it in.
Speaker 1: Who's to say some of these pineapple but who's to
Speaker 1: say it what's ripe?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I don't think the idea is that when you bite
Speaker 1: into a pineapple, your face puckers like one of the
Speaker 1: greyhounds in the at the Dish liquors when they used
Speaker 1: to try and make them run fast. Denko rub ready
Speaker 1: to go take the turn tonight, all yours. They're charging
Speaker 1: eight dollars for a pineapple.
Speaker 2: Out of all of the fruits that you squeeze and
Speaker 2: poke and prod and finger to figure out nearly impossible.
Speaker 2: Who the hell knows what they're doing with the pineapple?
Speaker 1: Okay, I do know, because I'm a Queenslander. But they
Speaker 1: made it impossible. So you know, the rough end of
Speaker 1: the pineapple. Yeah, we do you've had a few times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that expression.
Speaker 2: I do. I don't know in regards to what you're meant.
Speaker 2: Oh life, all right, so you're doing some sex thing
Speaker 2: Cody and I have filmed on the camera out the frond.
Speaker 1: Okay. So if you have a pineapple that's intact, then
Speaker 1: you can pull one of the spines out of the headdress.
Speaker 2: Do not know this.
Speaker 1: And if it pulls out easily, then it's ripe. The
Speaker 1: other way you can tell is with smell with pineapple.
Speaker 1: But because they've been picked so unripe. Also, they sold
Speaker 1: me the pineapple denuded. I'm going to show it to you.
Speaker 1: I brought it in. Also, since here on Google, pineapples
Speaker 1: do not ripen after being picked.
Speaker 2: Why we're being sold a lot?
Speaker 1: Cook us up? Okay, Now this pineapple, I had no
Speaker 1: chance with it.
Speaker 2: It smells like cordial in like not right.
Speaker 1: It's just anyway, I gotta be in my bonnet, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why this wasn't from a Stuba market.
Speaker 1: It was a Stuba market. I wouldn't return it there either,
Speaker 1: but I would know that they would take it back.
Speaker 1: Although once I tried to return sushi to Woolworths that
Speaker 1: was a terrible.
Speaker 2: What you get for buying sushi at all?
Speaker 1: Correct? Correct with so humiliating.
Speaker 2: Actually the some wall is now that have the sushi
Speaker 2: man in there making it, that's as bad as the
Speaker 2: just the one. I love that from the one near
Speaker 2: the croissants.
Speaker 1: And he'll always give you extra pickle ginger. But they're
Speaker 1: very stingy with it in the pre packs anyway. But
Speaker 1: this was from one of those overpriced free veggie shops,
Speaker 1: which I love. It's a beautiful shop.
Speaker 2: There is a taste difference that's not one hundred percent,
Speaker 2: well not this particular item.
Speaker 1: Well, there was a taste difference, mouth puckeringly unripe. Was
Speaker 1: the taste different.
Speaker 2: If you walk into that shop, yes, and say I'm
Speaker 2: returning this because it doesn't taste right or it's not ripe.
Speaker 2: It is the end of this pot.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2: I can't be doing a podcast.
Speaker 1: With someone who returns pineapple.
Speaker 2: Why an't you calling AM radio about this?
Speaker 1: I just need to answer, can I return it or nose?
Speaker 1: Do we want? No?
Speaker 2: I was kidding. Go on in tomorrow, please and please report, but.
Speaker 1: I can't go back to winnesday.
Speaker 2: Well that's insanity. Hi, this pineapple I bought fresh to
Speaker 2: eat seven days ago isn't.
Speaker 1: Good seventeen But that doesn't matter. I've kept it to
Speaker 1: return to them. What do they think that I'm going
Speaker 1: out of my way?
Speaker 2: Do you remember like ten fifteen years ago where pineapple
Speaker 2: things were a thing, decorations everyone had like.
Speaker 1: And a girlfriend of ours was devastated because she'd always
Speaker 1: been into pineapple like fake when in maximum retail she
Speaker 1: was devo because it had taken her years to work
Speaker 1: on her vintage pineapple collection.
Speaker 2: There is a particular girl that I know, but I
Speaker 2: know a lot of them, that has like a framed
Speaker 2: picture of like a fluo pineapples. Yeah, painting, is that
Speaker 2: Andy Warhol? No, it's not a specific one. It's like
Speaker 2: just in general.
Speaker 1: Anything we say today, She googles.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. You were having a go at me
Speaker 1: last week that I don't do anything. No, well you don't.
Speaker 2: Hello to the pineapple decorations still.
Speaker 1: And remember before that, before that, and this was the era.
Speaker 2: I've got another one as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, you remember what was that acually came offspring? Offspring?
Speaker 2: Huh huh?
Speaker 1: Was it offspring? The owls?
Speaker 2: The owl the owl, the owls.
Speaker 1: Because she collected owls. I have always that secret life
Speaker 1: of us. Maybe maybe a secret li for that when
Speaker 1: you're I think, actually, Kitty collected owls.
Speaker 2: So I'm forty Google back, google that forty one.
Speaker 1: Right, Just every time you say it's a shock to me.
Speaker 2: Whatever, I'm saying that because fresh face. All the girls
Speaker 2: that I grew up with went through particular phases, and
Speaker 2: I always remember them. Here's some other ones I remember.
Speaker 1: Dream catches, dream, dream catches, dream?
Speaker 2: Why did women have dream catches?
Speaker 1: Because we have dreams? We need to Prince Harry giving
Speaker 1: in some warps?
Speaker 2: All right, So DreamCatcher phase happened to a lot of
Speaker 2: girls I know.
Speaker 1: And it still does. I defy anyone to go to
Speaker 1: Ballei and not be suckered in by one of the
Speaker 1: giant white cotton ones. You know, girls, we've always all
Speaker 1: got a white cotton or linen fantasy. We've got a
Speaker 1: fantasy that we're gonna have white sheets.
Speaker 2: Yes all that?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: That's just scribbled white plus wicker?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes? Yes, what's with this hospital.
Speaker 2: Braid white lounge? I don't know. Everywhere girls of a
Speaker 2: certain age, my age, I've got one more fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a girlfriend of mine was going to come down
Speaker 1: the beach with us, and I realized I could never
Speaker 1: invite her because I heard her say one day, I
Speaker 1: can only sleep on white sheets and use a white towel.
Speaker 1: And I I have literally not had white sheets since
Speaker 1: I first put them on the bed.
Speaker 2: Who is responsible for this whiteness? It's something that the
Speaker 2: aesthetic of white. The girls just aspire too.
Speaker 1: It's very hotel is luxury is I think that's why we.
Speaker 2: Like cream, white, gray wicker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it. Give me some color, please,
Speaker 1: I will, As you know, I'm a color person.
Speaker 2: Pop the color.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And do you remember this as well? Flamingos, Oh, FLAMI
Speaker 2: was a real flamingo thing going on for a while.
Speaker 2: People had inflatable flamingos of their laund room. We still do,
Speaker 2: do they?
Speaker 1: People have I guarantee if you have a flamingo in
Speaker 1: your front yard, it'll get stolen old people.
Speaker 2: They're bad, Yeah, no, they just.
Speaker 1: It's just very attractive to people.
Speaker 2: Of put a flamingo at the front of our house
Speaker 2: with our camera, which also hangs off the camera is
Speaker 2: a dream catcher.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, get a Is that next to the
Speaker 1: rubber catcher. The framed pineapple picture, isn't it? I think
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I love this, Please take it back.
Speaker 1: And if you've got a line's head door knocker, by
Speaker 1: the way, is a perennial that never goes out.
Speaker 2: Of I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1: We've got that?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: A line's head brass door knocker shap like a lion's head.
Speaker 2: All I remember from your house tour that you gave me.
Speaker 2: One was the insane pool upstairs that defied sign that
Speaker 2: leaks and has kills possums too. You kill a pool,
Speaker 2: you kill a pool. Your upstairs bathroom had a thing
Speaker 2: in it that anyone that knows anything about you, anyone
Speaker 2: listening to our pod, would go, of course, and they
Speaker 2: would expect that from you, which was this very gold
Speaker 2: Oh yes, swan, swan tap yes, so the tap nozzle
Speaker 2: is a swan. Let's not tell them how much it was,
Speaker 2: because when you told me, I had to process.
Speaker 1: No no, but that one wasn't because my husband bought
Speaker 1: it off. It'sy Yeah, the original was worth how much?
Speaker 1: I can't remember that.
Speaker 2: You said it was like fifteenth grand or something.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, oh no, no, sure, no, no,
Speaker 1: but it was expensive.
Speaker 2: It was probably like so anyone listening knows that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course you have a tap that's a swan.
Speaker 1: It's stunning.
Speaker 2: I'll take a photo of it. And the water comes
Speaker 2: out of this I forgot that.
Speaker 1: That doesn't look normal.
Speaker 2: It's not normal. But someone has a gigantic very.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what is on this one that
Speaker 1: wasn't on our last one. Is when you go to
Speaker 1: turn the taps on, the taps are it's wings, little wings,
Speaker 1: So you flip the wings there when I was there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have noticed it. They're only small.
Speaker 2: A lot of who ha.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you have who in your bathroom? That's a
Speaker 1: good point with bathroom, I believe. All right, can I
Speaker 1: proffer you.
Speaker 2: Better than you're doing? You want carp in there? Makes
Speaker 2: me physically sick.
Speaker 1: Okay, never carpet in the bathroom or the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Thank you. But you can have a rug sure, all right.
Speaker 1: You know how you were talking before about the lack
Speaker 1: of color and women loving white and blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: And you know I've got to be in my bonnet
Speaker 1: about the beigification of the world.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've spoken about abouts of color. We've spoken about
Speaker 2: this week's ago, and we used McDonald's as the example.
Speaker 2: All markers now were gray yeah and black yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct, And they've got that if you're lucky, if you
Speaker 1: get a bit of fake wood paneling. All right. But
Speaker 1: I believe in your life that there are two rooms
Speaker 1: that should have feminine energy.
Speaker 2: Right the bathroom, yes, and the kitchen. The bedroom, okay,
Speaker 2: bedroom the kitchen. Hello, Hello women, and we're joined today
Speaker 2: by Tony Abbotts.
Speaker 1: No, the bedroom and a lot of women and my girlfriends.
Speaker 1: I had this conversation with him where they're like, you're
Speaker 1: going to put that because hind like me. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: he is in there too, yeah, but he but men
Speaker 1: don't feel the same way about Dallo's. So I think
Speaker 1: for a relationship, it's very nice when you come into
Speaker 1: a when he comes into a space, he's coming into
Speaker 1: a feminine space, and then he can be a man
Speaker 1: in a feminine space. It seems more masculine. But why
Speaker 1: am I going to walk into a room like a
Speaker 1: like a mirror or a.
Speaker 2: Plasmic remote foul and gray?
Speaker 1: You can jam your gray anyway. That's just my theory
Speaker 1: because I like it. It's feminine energy is sensual energy.
Speaker 1: I don't want hard masculine, but I want it in
Speaker 1: contrast to my own softness.
Speaker 2: You don't want any links Africa anywhere near your bathroom.
Speaker 1: And he's the rough end of the pineapple.
Speaker 2: It's you know we ran. Cody made a very good
Speaker 2: point the other day, in his polite way, basically said,
Speaker 2: when we eventually do have a place of our own
Speaker 2: and actually buy and have the job of painting and decorating,
Speaker 2: He's like, we we will divorce, and he probably will.
Speaker 2: I don't know. He doesn't have one. He just hates
Speaker 2: everything I like. But what do you like at a
Speaker 2: bit of color?
Speaker 1: But when I say colors, color.
Speaker 2: When I say color, I think people think like, oh
Speaker 2: on a fluo yellow wall. People I like just what
Speaker 2: I'd like to be stimulated. And I said to him, well,
Speaker 2: the more boring the house, the moral nor you for stimulation.
Speaker 1: So does he not like the stimulation.
Speaker 2: Well, he's from the Gold Coast and he's grown up
Speaker 2: in color. No, they don't. They like white, cold white tiles, wicker,
Speaker 2: very white summary, all the doors are open. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking can kill a draft can kill our marriage,
Speaker 2: and it will. So we'll see if we eventually get ours.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait till you're decorating and we have
Speaker 1: to have the most tiresome conversations about tiles files.
Speaker 2: Tis going. I don't want tiles.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna have in your bathroom? Mate? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well maybe I have time. I want
Speaker 2: to There's this thing I want to get. It's a
Speaker 2: swan and it's a tap.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where did you get that? That sounds amazing?
Speaker 2: And it's got do you know why what?
Speaker 1: I hope you're sure about it, because if you order
Speaker 1: it and it arrives, you cannot return it. In fact,
Speaker 1: we've got a tiny basin that my husband also ordered
Speaker 1: from Etsy. That was when it arrived, it was like
Speaker 1: for a doll's house and it was too tiny. We've
Speaker 1: still got it. It's in his study. Would anyone like it?
Speaker 1: I remember sort of a Moroccan pattern. It's enamels.
Speaker 2: I bought a couch online once never again, years and
Speaker 2: years and years ago, and it was so small we
Speaker 2: gave it to the dog. Like the couch was so
Speaker 2: small that were like dog couch, and I think even
Speaker 2: wied to my husband and said, I bought it for
Speaker 2: the dogged.
Speaker 1: You didn't, you bought it for humans.
Speaker 2: It was tiny.
Speaker 1: It's a verdict.
Speaker 2: Please take it back because everyone wants to know what actually.
Speaker 1: Going to happen to hang on.
Speaker 2: My next question is this before we wrap up with
Speaker 2: textro mum. Is it's not like some cute, old, old
Speaker 2: Italian couple that run this fruit shop?
Speaker 1: Is it this series? It's the whitest shop you will
Speaker 1: ever set foot, rich inner city white people in a
Speaker 1: beautiful shop.
Speaker 2: Take them down.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to take them down. I just
Speaker 1: I just want to say to them, I feel uncomfortable
Speaker 1: about this. This is what I'll say.
Speaker 2: I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I feel uncomfortable about it. But I really think that
Speaker 1: you've sold me an pineapple and there's no reason for
Speaker 1: it because your whole field of expertise is f and V.
Speaker 2: But Sasha's drop the bomb that there's no such thing
Speaker 2: as a ripe pineapple. It is what it is when
Speaker 2: it gets taken out.
Speaker 1: Of the when they go to the market. What's right?
Speaker 1: So my other fruit and vege guy at the Pran market,
Speaker 1: Lady Johnny, we love him. He's always like, this is
Speaker 1: the sweetest. These are the best. His fruit and vege
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. I'm not on board with this. I'm not
Speaker 1: on board with buying an unripe sour mouth.
Speaker 2: Puckering wraps from It's a text so passionate.
Speaker 1: I've got it. Thank you, Kenneth.
Speaker 2: This is from Kenneth Buckhead. Kenneth Kenneth is a buckhead.
Speaker 1: This is from his mom.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the segment, and.
Speaker 1: I think his mummy is what could only be described
Speaker 1: as a piece of work. Oh, I love it, and
Speaker 1: there's some classic he'd fit in here. Your sister ca
Speaker 1: it's going out and has many different men like a
Speaker 1: tramp burn. She needs to calm down, she does did
Speaker 1: you hear that she lost her job again? Anyway? What
Speaker 1: do I know? She doesn't speak to me anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I did.
Speaker 2: A text from what could she possibly have done? Got
Speaker 2: a few suggestions?
Speaker 1: What could she possibly have done?
Speaker 2: She needs to go and buy her a pineapple and
Speaker 2: talk it out?
Speaker 1: Whitch end of it got unbucked?
Speaker 2: Was so good that I need a cigarette?
Speaker 1: Have it on the pool.
Speaker 2: I tried to when I was young. I just vomited.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I've got to find out who made this brilliant?
Speaker 1: The buck Up Podcast is hosted by me Kate Lanebrook
Speaker 1: and him Nathanvalvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French
Speaker 1: Audio and sadound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
Speaker 1: call him Jack. And Tom Evans, Oh we're lucky.