WEBVTT - Cake for breakfast 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:07.200 Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:14.960 of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:21.800 yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:26.079 a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:29.560 cut you off at the knees, then gift you a 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:38.320 pair of easies. And that, my friends, why always always 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.920 a fuck up? But bye bye bye bye back bye 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:47.120 bye bye bye bye better better, batter better, better bae 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.560 ba batter bye bye. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.479 Sometimes I do things better bad better if we just 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.000 let her go? Sash, how long this bit would go for? 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.120 I've got to take my headphones off, so why can 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:58.640 he use me? 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:02.000 I know some technical I've had too much, Clare, It's 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.800 time for a nap. Actually, okay, I necked that high 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:11.080 Katelane Brook, Hello Nate Valvo, Happy buck. I can't wait 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:15.360 to get a deep deep bucking. You know when you're 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:17.080 just driving somewhere ready for a buck? 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.000 Are you ready for it? And hello to all our friends. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.320 Sitting in the traffic on I'm about to get bucked. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.480 For our money back guarantee, which is that you will 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:29.000 leave this pod feeling better than you did at the start. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.800 Wow, and in this world. It's been a while since 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.800 you've reminded them of that. Yes, I forget all the time. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.680 Do you know what? Every week my husband sits at 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.880 his desk and he pulls out a check book. Oh yeah, 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:50.480 he's prepared eighties. I imagine him in a day. I 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:54.160 imagine him as like a checkbook Daddy Bucks. Uh huh 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:54.680 was that? 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:55.520 Don't know who that is? 0:01:55.600 --> 0:02:01.720 An orphan Annie Daddy war Bucks? Sasha friend, greatest producer 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:05.040 in the world. Somehow cannot turn our MIC's on. But 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:09.320 that's you know what, She's a she's a picture person. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:13.880 We fixed the Oh, smush a free God, you're good. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.720 Pretend how did you do it? Classic one problem? You know, 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.760 who would have solved this? Osama bin Laden? So you 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:23.000 are proving yourself different? 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.720 No, but you know why what he would have had 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.480 someone to sort it out for him? 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:28.160 My god? 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:28.760 Oh yeah. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.680 The last week's episode to get those jokes, I know. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:37.360 It was quite extraordinary. Who Sasha French has modeled her personality. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.320 She has a little bitter of him in a mirror 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:41.760 at home. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:46.720 Today's the day going to change. You want to be 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:47.640 s in the world. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:53.799 And also, as I like to say, dress for the job. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.239 You want, not the job you have, which is look 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:58.120 at her modesty dressing. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:03.840 Yeah yeah, good, very lovely, Onesie, well, very lovely. 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.040 And here we are. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.240 Speaking of signing checks. Just made me think of signatures 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.400 very quickly. Mother, Lean, hello Lynn, my mother. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.320 How do you even need to sign things now? 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.840 Like that? We're out for dinner the other night for 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:21.480 my nephew's birthday. Two things about that evening. My niece 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.600 and nephews could not care less about what I do 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.799 for a living. And I love it, almost crave the 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:30.480 thud that they give me when I asked them about 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.919 my job. Yes, I said to Jude, have a birthday, dude, 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:38.960 I said, you know my job. I'm a I'm a comedian, right, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:43.960 you know. He's nine. And he's like, eh, well, you 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.240 know sometimes I do fun stuff. I get to be 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:51.240 on stage and crack jokes. No one cares. He said, 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:57.440 no one cares, no one, And he said, he ruined 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:03.000 my night. He's nine. If you're so famous, how come 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:10.760 no one in this restaurant has said, hello, hey, good point, 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.520 don't be so rude. 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.160 He got me, he got you good, and I was 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:19.560 he he he, I love him. That's getting on the 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:23.960 phone to hear his disinterest, the disinterest of the children. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.240 And you know what we can look job, Kate, Tell 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.400 me what job do your kids think is cool? 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:39.240 TikToker ohn Sport, Sporting, Sporting, Sporting should be my son 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:48.040 and his sister my daughter. They went today to a 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.520 new cafe opened by a footballer. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.239 Look at they got invited. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.839 No, no, they weren't down. 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.280 And I suppose have changed in my day it was 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.960 nightclubs and hotels and yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:02.680 the lines down the road to get in. 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:06.600 Now they want to enjoy that someone else's ven you 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:12.040 because they really they've very hard watched the footballers. As 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.160 it turns out, often. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:14.680 You're about to be pushed out of the She's going 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.920 to push me here. She can't blocking the camera for me. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.159 Don't pretend you can't push the ninety. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.720 Pushing Kate out of the way. So I'm shining in 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:28.080 the shot. So at the dinner, so firstly getting burned 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:28.560 by a dude. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.440 What nationality of food did you eat? Or were you 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.000 at a pub? 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.960 Jude got to choose. It was his birthday, so he 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.000 wanted to go down to the lower plenty part. 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.560 Did he what let me geese. Did he have a 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.360 kid's meal or did he order off the adult the 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:44.880 kids nuggets and cheer? 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:48.960 Question for you, why can't restaurants make everyone's food as 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.640 quickly as they make the kids food? That food comes out. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.160 It's a good point that those nuggets and chipis got 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:56.720 it ready to go. 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.480 Those little kid pasta balls are out there before you 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:04.120 even all stunning away for minute, wait for my PARMI. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:09.720 You're right, is a glorified chicken nugget just with some 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:10.640 ham and tomatoes. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.560 Mum and dad chicken nuggy. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:15.880 Oh, that's actually brilliant. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:20.839 I'm on restaurants. What's going on restaurants? And I always 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.520 want the kid meal delicious? 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:25.240 The kids meals delicious, especially if it comes with free jelly, 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.400 a perfect amount of no loves jelly. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:29.159 Jelly. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.720 I think jelly is regarded as something you know, you know, Okay. 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.160 You know what's done in jelly with jam mate? What's 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:37.560 with you in my texture? 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.360 All right, I'm going to say this, how do you 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:44.160 feel about jelly has been done a great disservice by hospitals, 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:49.080 by your ill people. Ill people have ruined jelly for 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:49.640 the nation. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.200 And do you remember how my autobiography book's going to 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.320 be called Begging for Panada because Lyn wouldn't give us 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:01.080 drugs when we was sick. We what I used to 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:05.279 get when I was sick was honey on toast, specially 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:06.360 if I had a sore throat or whatever. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:07.120 Very good. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.920 And the taste of honey now really throws me like, 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.720 I feel like I'm sick because my body thinks I'm 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:14.640 sick because it's honey. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.480 All right, if I may take us into a dark 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:17.160 place here. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.880 On the buck up money back guarantee. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.840 Will pop you out at the air to quickly finish flag. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.520 That very quickly. The other thing at the restaurant. The 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.840 reason I brought up the restaurant. You talked about checks 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:30.520 and the signatures. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:37.200 Oh yes, yes, Daddy wore bucks to Marrow told me 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:39.239 that when I was in high school. 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.720 Once she thinks that she found my wallet, I e 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.520 searched everywhere for it and went through my things and 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:50.440 found a sheet of paper where I had been practicing 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:54.920 her signature over and over and over again to perfect 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:59.240 for sick note to get out of detention slips, And 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.680 then she found good, it's the detention slips signed by home. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.920 But isn't that lovely that I at least practiced first. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:09.440 That shows commitment, It doesn't. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:13.280 It shows respect, proactive, not one of those duncers who 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:19.320 writes signed Yanni's mom right that. Yeah, that always happens 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:20.840 at some point. That always happen. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:22.800 Made me think about that signature and in the dark 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:23.640 place about jail. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.360 Because you can't eat honey on toast. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.239 I can. It just makes me feel weird. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:33.559 Yeah, so Lewis doesn't. My eldest son doesn't like chocolate, 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:35.520 almost unheard of. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:40.120 And then one day, oh yeah food. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.160 Imagine where is that? Has that come back to us? 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:46.319 If we had any messages the one person. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:50.200 That we've cleaned some shit chocolate events. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:53.560 Should they be listening to murdered women in ditches? That's 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.400 not going to buck them up anyway. So Lewis, as 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:00.160 you know, had leukemia for and the treatment was when 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.280 he was six. The treatment was for four years. It 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.520 was arduous, it was terrible, blah blah blah blah blah. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.240 And part of his treatment was he had to have 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.679 lumber punctures, Oh god, and he had to have them 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:13.240 once a month. And because he's little, the anesthetic the 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.920 hospital would put flavorings in the anesthetic to try and 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.559 make it nicer for the kids or less horrible to 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:26.719 get it. And they used chocolate for his gas for 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.320 his anesthetic, and because he was too small to swallow 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.800 pills when he had to take his chemo, we had 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.040 a pill grinder and we used to have to grind 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:39.360 it up and use Cottie's chocolate syrup. And one day 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:39.800 I was. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:43.520 Clean one Harden no, no, not nice magic. 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:46.040 Ice magic. No, No, the ice magic is not I'm 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:47.120 not on board with ice. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:51.560 Magic late nineties Australian more than yeah. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:55.200 Anyway, So one day I was. And we were would 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.640 come up quite often in the family or when people 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:59.800 would make a chocolate cake or whatever, or people would 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:02.920 bring over chocolates. Lewis doesn't like chocolate. I never understood. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.880 And one day I was cleaning out the top cupboard 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.240 and there was his chemo bag that we used to 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.559 keep all these drugs in, and behind it was a 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:14.079 jar of the Cotties chocolate syrup. And I went, that's 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.360 why here we go like chocolates. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:18.440 You worked it out? 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:23.440 How's that? And I'm happy to say he's with us today. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.439 And did you not literally did you dabble with the 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:28.720 sauce that you found. 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.360 I did look at I did look at the exp 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:36.240 You know what I believe in expiry dates? You do? No, 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.160 I don't. 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:39.200 Cook her up? 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:40.560 Well, of course I don't. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:44.600 What is it with particular people in the world. I'll 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.400 tell you what it is. Don't care for it. You 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.839 know what else? Does it? Your Maitlyn, my mother? No, 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.480 going through that woman's fridge? 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.320 Just like what because why? 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:58.360 What's to go on other than one of your grown 0:10:58.480 --> 0:10:59.520 children that's moved out. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:03.000 What if it's something really specific that you rarely use, 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:09.080 like what molasses? Molasses can't go off. It's a treackily 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.400 syrup sugar, it can't go off? 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:12.079 All right? 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:15.600 Anyway, all right, I'm going to present to you an 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.920 exhibit A, and you can take this home to your 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.079 big harm a husband. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.920 They can't who confess to you, Yes, more than dabbles, 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.120 More than dabbles. He's probably listening to this round on 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.079 a long haul flight. But nothing else to do. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.760 Anyway. So a couple of years ago there was a 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:40.160 shortage of epipins. Oh yeah, disastrous, crazy for people who. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.520 Before ozam pick was stealing all the other needles. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.479 Oh yeah, but you can't substitute. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.720 It's not like for like no, but I thought there 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.880 was also a red shortage of liking, the shortage of 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:55.160 like the tools that you need to inject. Yeah, something 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:56.920 like that a while ago. Not that I was googling 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:58.479 how to get ozam pick or anything. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:03.199 Right anyway, So I remember saying them put out a 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:08.720 press relief saying ignore the expiry date on your EpiPen. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.400 Even up to five years old, it has fifty to 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.040 eighty percent efficacy. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:20.600 So if you'll listening, and I was like you, you're 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:23.920 talking about EpiPen, I'm talking about mustard. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.240 Still, do you know how many have to replace the 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.640 EpiPen every year because I think it's going to expireaise? 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.480 By the way, can we just insert do not take 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:34.920 this as. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:42.640 Medical I've got a feeling regular listeners of the buck 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.559 up here for medical advice cooker. Are you what? 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.679 Why wouldn't they be? People want? Do you know what? 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:55.439 People know that mainstream media has led them down a 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:56.679 dark park? 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:57.400 There we go. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:01.280 This eat tallow's skin. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:02.280 It looks glowing. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.960 Look at this thing. You guys that don't need glasses 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.080 that gaze into the sun every day. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.720 But you say that but I've also seen you try 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.439 to read small prints, just anything, and I do give 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.920 me something to read, and I give me something to. 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:22.880 That says hang on hold, it's still wobbling in it, 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.600 says mid roll markers. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:31.360 Alright, yeah, that's a technical break, the technical turn. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.040 I love that you knew that. I would not have 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:33.959 been able to guess that. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:37.079 I know, right, what is a mid roll marker? What's that? 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.880 Oh, it's an ad that goes in the middle. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.520 I think we learn things on this pop. 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.600 We do learn things. Hate learning. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:46.800 Speaking of food, this is gonna. Yes, we were off 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:51.360 food in the fridge. We were talking about so you 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.520 don't eat epi bend. I suppose you don't. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:56.240 Actually, my son always has to have an epi bean, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.120 by the way, because he's allergic to bees and bees 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.000 make honey. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.600 And we're all connected. Life is a rug. We're all 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.319 in it. That's so that you mentioned so wasps. This 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.040 is so off the topic. A lot of wasps coming 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.559 into our house recently that you know. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.280 They love yellow and they love meat. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.120 So this is we are working life out as we 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.360 go to right, we won't bit my dog the other day, 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:21.840 not happy, but you dare bite Derby. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.280 Did you take a photo of her? 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.280 She didn't have too much of a reaction, but she. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.400 Did the butler take it for her? A snobby dog? 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:33.160 AnyWho nerd alert Cody, the husband said, there's some sort 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:39.480 of wasp taking wasp breed taking Melbourne or something or 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.800 the regions, and it's coming down in Melbourne. Heaps more 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.840 wasps than usual. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:48.560 There's some really vi wasp. It's this might come from overseas. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.280 This was this, I can't remember what it's called. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.600 This wasp was not around away? 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:55.840 Was it solow? 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.520 And it bit my dog and still didn't on her 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:00.720 neck under unerneath her like. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:02.560 Do you know what now? Not that I wish this 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:03.320 for Darby? 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:04.800 What are you about to say? 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.680 Okay, have you a googled? Yes, dogs and dogs have 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:13.040 been bitten by bees stung by bees, and they're gorgeous 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:19.320 and faces, they're adorable. Look, yeah, we love a bee. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:20.200 Don't like a wasp? 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.800 No, I don't like a wasp. But wasp serves no purpose, 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.400 although I haven't ruled out are. 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:30.520 You looking up wasps? What we've done this before. We've 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:32.520 talked about wasp and they do have a purpose. What 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:35.600 more do they make? 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.120 Honey? Do they make honey? 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:39.200 But it's about the pollination and something. 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.840 Oh, yeah, whatever, we don't care because you know what, No, 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:55.040 you know what, we don't care. Sorry. Also, can we 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.360 hear you know what? I thought about all week? And 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:02.080 it bucked them out every time? Princess Lily bit oh 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:06.840 the kid talking to a mother three year old Meghan Markle. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:15.560 Just like bees food. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.560 I love bees because she harvested bees in her show 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:22.040 We Love Meghan that you never watched, which has really 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:23.720 made me question your sexuality. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.200 How many times in this pod are we going to 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.720 have a lovely argument in front of our buckheads about 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:31.200 I'm not interested in Megan. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.400 Or anything to do with it, Understand, I. 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.040 Know I don't know either. I don't know why I'm 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:36.640 not interested. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:37.880 What about Prince Harry. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.960 I'm very much into anything the Royals, But. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:51.040 Prince Harry was in a dream I had. She's dre 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.280 by the one I had to finish beautiful. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:54.960 I had to finish something, but I forgot what. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.280 It was, something about Cody and our food. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.680 It was food. I haven't told you about the food. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.840 I tell you. You know, be so excited. Everyone listening 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:04.280 is going to be so excited for what I have 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.600 to tell you. Guess what I bought today? 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:08.280 Food? 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:15.960 Yes, well done, good talk. Are you ready? You're gonna 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:20.120 get you're gonna celebrate. That's avocado. 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:32.679 Oh it's the shepherd. Shepherd is bad season back again, 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:44.359 his back, his back. But baby, wow, so shepherd'sy for 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.960 a short time, only a short time, not a good time. 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:51.040 They were grown to fill the gap. Now it's time 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:52.160 for you to off. 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.440 That's Oh, he's had a glass of colors. She's very 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:00.399 I don't feel like I think. It wasn't a safe space. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.600 It was three dollars ninety By the way, that's for 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:03.280 another day. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.399 Oh yeah, no two, I got two two two for 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:07.040 three ninety. 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:08.920 Yeah, not bad, not even two dollars. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:11.800 And guess what you can afford a house deposit now? 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:13.240 That say cheap? 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.280 Purchased at about eleven am. Had some at two pm? 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:21.640 Right, good to go. Unheard what they've been cuddling them 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:22.480 somewhere out the back? 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:23.000 You reckon? 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:25.240 All right, You've got two choices now of where we go. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.760 Oh, I want one more thing on food. I'm so sorry, 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:32.040 so much food. One more thing. It's about you, though 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.359 I don't want to it's about you. What is it 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:37.600 you were. It's my new favorite quote of yours, even 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.000 though you don't even know you said it, because. 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:39.439 It was the text. 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:42.520 You were insane the other day on text to Sash 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:45.440 and there was a bunch of these crazy little voicemails 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:45.679 and it. 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:48.879 Was all just deliberate. No, was it four am? 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.119 There was that one when you text us at four am? 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:55.240 Four am? It was ten bassifall a monster and. 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:57.359 Then you were all over the joint and I was like, 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.840 you're being pretty nuts today or something. And this was 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:02.879 your reply on the text. I've been thinking about it 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:07.040 a lot. This is your excuse with food. This is 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:08.720 what you wrote when I called you out on your 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:21.080 psychotic texts. Sorry I had cake for breakfast. Sorry I 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:24.359 had cake for breakfast. Let's break that down. Are you 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:26.320 saying that you're too hyper from the sugar? Are you 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.040 saying that you've crushed from the sugar? 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:31.520 All of the above, because you know, normally I fast 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:35.720 till lunchtime. From what time to laugh, Well, I don't 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:39.239 really time things. This will surprise you, but basically from 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:42.280 when I eat the night before, which could be dinner 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.320 finished at eight or finished at midnight, depending on if 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:47.880 we're out or whatever we're doing, and then I don't 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:51.880 eat till lunchtime the next day. Right, But I make 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:56.119 exceptions because my husband loves breakfast. I always make him 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:59.119 a breakfast. I make the boys breakfast often, but I 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:04.000 have hewed hunger. But on holidays, I will eat with 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:05.680 my husband because he likes it. 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:06.840 That's nice. 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:09.200 I mean, I know it's hard to imagine anyone wanting 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:10.480 to experience anything. 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:14.440 Sitting there talking to him. He does not good enough much. 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:15.760 No, he doesn't like it as much. 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:17.560 Just like when you're out with someone and you're drinking 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:19.200 and they're not feels weird. 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:21.760 You do it, Or if you're with someone and they go, 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:25.119 I've eaten earlier, Yeah, it's weird. Anyway, Why was I 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:27.159 telling you that? Because I had you had cake for 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:29.280 bread cake? Remember what cake? 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:30.800 I had left over? Cake? 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:31.560 What day was? 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:33.840 I don't know, I don't think anyway. 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:37.000 I loved it. I remember I loved it. I often 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:38.480 love cake for breakfast. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:39.879 I'm going to I've never done it. 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:41.160 I don't have to be my diet. 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:44.040 What a great diet Cake for breakfast? 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:48.040 Yeah, cake for breakfast? What about cake for breakfast? Diabetes 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:49.439 for your fortieth and. 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:53.200 It doesn't matter if you get diabetes because your little pen. 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:55.440 Thing correct your rosine prick anyway. 0:20:56.560 --> 0:21:00.280 EpiPens and you've got two choices, okay, cake or no, Okay, 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:02.720 You've got my dream. 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.960 And I know this is terrible. I know, I know 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:08.520 that's an involuntary sound. 0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:10.399 I have a question for you, and I'm not going 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:13.360 to judge either of you with this. In your fifteen 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.240 years or twenty years of doing breakfast radio, did you 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:18.880 ever have someone on to tell you what your dreams meant? 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:22.720 Of course I think we did, but we were always like, 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:26.080 we know, the worst people in the world are people 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:29.320 that expect you to hear about their dreams. So I 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:34.000 would like you to meet me that person because it 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:37.520 was so topical, and I'll tell you why. As part 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:41.159 of my work avoidance, I've gone on deep darts. You 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:44.560 know you're going to dita on how you end up. 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:48.479 It's so horrible, it's so horrible. 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:49.639 I'm taking an interest. 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:53.440 I know your something. I don't have your I don't 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:57.400 have your work ethic, which is amazing. In fact, I'm 0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:00.520 going to say too much. Your work ethic is. You 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:04.040 need to calm down, right, because you make those of 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:06.919 us who are procrastinators feel bad about ourselves, and. 0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:13.760 This is just what helps what meds Hello baer getting 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:14.359 ship done. 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:17.560 I had gone on a deep dive of people fighting, 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:19.800 having fights on cruise ships. 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:25.800 Oh, it's so great the love boat, let me tell you. 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:29.520 And I confessed confessed on the buck Up a few 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:32.120 weeks ago. I have dabbled in cruise ship gigs because 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:35.320 the money is fantastic and the people that run it excellent, 0:22:35.400 --> 0:22:39.640 and it's a very genuine lovely time. However, this does 0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:42.600 not surprise me every time I see footage. Yeah, see 0:22:42.640 --> 0:22:46.320 the news article. Cruisers are the jet styles of the seas. 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:50.120 And in the dream this is so topical. 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:54.160 This just before you fall asleep, you were waiting people 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:55.919 punch on on kind of. 0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:58.919 Cruise ship that's on a cruise ship. I passed out. 0:22:59.000 --> 0:23:01.520 Truth be told, it wasn't nighttime. I was having a 0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:05.159 secret nap because you know, my husband's been teaching and 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:07.159 he's out of the house all day and it's so 0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:11.639 blissful soul. I love it isn't it, jiltree, It's just heaven. 0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:15.919 Although two children came in my room, I know they 0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:18.480 are and they both want, you know what they see. 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:21.119 Both of them. Where's the independently of each other? What 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:30.480 are you all right? Anyway? So I had so really 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:33.400 it was a day dream, but I was asleep. 0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:36.920 Kids were worried about your health. 0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:40.440 I must have been anyway, So I Okame, you haven't 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:46.199 touched your Your breakfast cake is untouched. So I had 0:23:46.240 --> 0:23:48.680 a dream that I was with a group of people 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:52.200 on a cruise. For some reason, we're wheeling out a 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:56.080 big trolley full of our luggage. I don't know where 0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.240 all the staff were. So there I am pulling my 0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:03.120 own with some people I can't remember, Hell on Earth. 0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:09.960 And we walked a big table of cake, different cakes, 0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:14.640 run different cakes. Breakfast was still on, and I'm like, oh, 0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:16.840 I really, I know we haven't got to our room yet, 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.240 but I really feel like a piece of cake. And 0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:22.280 the cakes looked great. They looked you know, like how 0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:25.040 a homemade cakes got a nice crust on top. 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:26.359 What you want, you don't get it. 0:24:26.400 --> 0:24:28.680 If you make it from a box. I will always 0:24:28.840 --> 0:24:32.560 know you just don't get that beautiful fresh crust. Anyway, 0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:34.800 So I was like, I feel like a piece of cake. 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:43.080 And Prince Harry, who was with me, came over and 0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:45.360 I said, but for some reason. I had to hop 0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:48.200 on to the other side of the counter, and he said, 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:50.080 and I had to write this down when I woke up, 0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:56.560 just to get it right, he said. Prince Harry said, 0:24:56.880 --> 0:25:00.440 I'll whoop you. Gave me a leg over to the 0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:04.240 other side. So he put his hands out and I 0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:06.080 put my footnote and you know how you use it 0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:09.280 to propel yourself, like over a fence. And my question 0:25:09.560 --> 0:25:13.400 is is that a real expression? I'll whoop you, I'll 0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:22.359 whoop you, I'll whoop you, I'll whoop you. And it 0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:25.040 was so great. And you know what else? 0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:28.680 I like, oh whoop you? Hear people in a dream? 0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:30.320 I don't know. I wrote it down as soon as 0:25:30.359 --> 0:25:33.800 I woke up because it was so fantastic. A cake 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.520 b cruise. Prince Harry. 0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:38.879 Was there sexual tension going on? I don't think so. 0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:41.160 But we really liked each other and I liked him, 0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:43.920 which I found reassuring because it's been very hard to 0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:44.840 like him lately. 0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:47.639 Like him? Do you you have issues with the wife? 0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:48.840 I don't think there's any wrong with him. 0:25:48.840 --> 0:25:51.320 You have issues with the wife? I loved the wife. 0:25:52.000 --> 0:25:58.920 I love the wife. Do you know what people take 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:01.960 the wrong view of people? That they don't like in 0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:05.680 the public. Do you know what? What if you just 0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:09.920 slightly reoriented? So people are always like they want to hate, 0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:11.440 to hate. 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:11.800 You hate? 0:26:12.560 --> 0:26:15.280 Who? Do I hate his wife? No? I don't hate her. 0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:17.199 You're jealous given her. 0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.280 He didn't give her a woop. He gave me a wook. 0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:25.400 Have you heard the dream theory that they don't think 0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:30.320 anyone ever dreams about their phone? Have you ever had 0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:32.840 a dream? I think I've heard this, But checking your 0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:37.840 phone doesn't happen in dreams. M can't tell you something depressing. 0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:40.760 What I don't think I ever dream? 0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:41.600 Oh? 0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:44.360 I really dream. I don't think you need to take 0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:48.280 meloton And my husband can't take melotonin because he said 0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:49.760 it gives you a bad dreams. 0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:54.600 I don't I've I've had malotonin. 0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:56.159 I didn't give you dreams. 0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:58.560 I think I dream. I love. 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:02.080 I don't dream very often. Did you dream occasionally? And 0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:02.920 I love it when I do? 0:27:03.119 --> 0:27:07.879 Yeah, show me, let's look into that. Why don't I dream? 0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:14.040 Oh's but maybe because you're Maybe because your waking life 0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:19.680 is so vivid and stimulated that when you're asleep, everyone's 0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:23.720 just like, Oh, praise be, He's just out like a 0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.919 light you know, it's like people who have a border Collie. 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:29.560 You know when someone says something and you're not too 0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:31.240 sure if it means it's a good thing or not. 0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:35.439 Your friend Georgie, who was in the green room at 0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:39.520 Sam Payne show because that show yes, said to me today, 0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:41.920 Oh yes, And I was just just saw you in 0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:43.720 the green room and you were just you're just like 0:27:43.800 --> 0:27:47.399 an energizer. Bunny, you just didn't stop an over thing, 0:27:47.520 --> 0:27:48.919 and then I walked off with me. Is that. 0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:55.760 She has great energizer? But Bunny and her boyfriend. 0:27:55.480 --> 0:27:58.680 You didn't stop. No, I don't know if it's a 0:27:58.800 --> 0:27:59.280 good thing. 0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:03.920 And you know what, you never will and you know 0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:05.080 when you'll find out. 0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:08.359 I want to dream, Kate, what when you finally stop? 0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:11.640 Rip? When you finally stop. 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:12.359 Will I dream? Then? No? 0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.440 People will say so many beautiful things about you. 0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:21.440 My tombstone is going to read he never stopped until 0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:23.640 he did, And then your tombstone is going to read 0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:26.160 gone to early because of cake for breakfast. 0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:29.720 Will we be next to each other? Absolutely not. 0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:30.760 I'm not getting buried. 0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:33.680 I want to be you know you're not going to 0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:34.520 be flaming. 0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.440 Yeah, I want ashes. I want to be scattered. I 0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:38.240 want to be everywhere like I was in life. I 0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:39.400 want to be all over the plane. 0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:41.000 Where would you like to be scattered? 0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:43.680 Yeah, I haven't thought that through because people say things 0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:45.480 like the ocean or you go at the end of 0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:47.280 a pier. I'm like, why would you take me to 0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:50.200 a place that I would hate for all eternity? 0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:55.120 Well, right, we know the answer. What revenge? I mean, 0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:56.320 what would you like? Sash? 0:28:58.200 --> 0:28:59.480 I would like to be buried. 0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:01.840 I'd like to be buried too, But. 0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:04.000 I still want a plaque so my name's there so 0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:05.360 people don't forget you know. 0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:10.280 What, cromation plarques don't have the same you're plenty flowers. 0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:13.000 You don't have the same drama, and I know they've 0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:13.320 done it. 0:29:13.480 --> 0:29:18.520 Yes, they don't have the same gravitas, which I'm sure 0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:23.600 comes from the word grave. I think it tipity tap. 0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:25.120 Wouldn't it come from like gravity? 0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:30.720 About like a gravity grave I imagine comes from the 0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:34.480 same route as gravity. I can dam it. 0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.400 Do you visit cemeteries? 0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.720 Yes, you do, not very often, not very often. And 0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:44.800 in fact, when my beautiful dad he was in lockdown 0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:48.880 and we didn't get a gravestone done for him and 0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:53.400 there's so many decisions to make with a gravestone, what's 0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:56.560 it going to say? And we just never could come 0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:58.640 up with the right thing. The one thing that we 0:29:58.720 --> 0:30:01.200 wanted to put was he would always say, and it 0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:03.560 always made us laugh, and we still sat. Now, my 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:08.240 father could detect a draft from that's called five hundred 0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:11.640 meters anywhere on a property, right, be his there, window 0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:14.160 open somewhere, I can feel a draft, right. And he 0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:16.480 would always say, the Dutch have a saying a draft 0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:19.480 can kill. And so we were going to put on 0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:26.640 his tombstone, on his gravestone, yarn Langbrook, a draft can kill, right, 0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:28.800 which we loved, we loved. I don't think I might 0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:33.000 still do it because we're done. He's out at I 0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:37.000 think he's at in Necropolis, study of the Dutch. He's 0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:38.640 out there. I mean I know where he is. I 0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:41.360 just don't know what it's called. But he's got they've 0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:45.080 just put up a cross of a mirror cross that 0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:46.160 actually looks quite. 0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:47.800 Beautiful, a mirror cross on wood. 0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:49.440 But it's often when we go out there, it's a 0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:53.400 bit lopsided. And he's got some lovely neighbors, a Chinese guy, 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:56.120 a German, I don't know how that's working out. 0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:59.719 But this is Australia, yep, it is. They all look 0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:01.840 the same, great zones. 0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:06.480 I meant, I mean what, oh, but what about gravitas. 0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.840 Gravitas is a Latin word that means weight or heaviness. 0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:13.239 I think I was more right. 0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:15.600 I think he were because it says a figurative weight, 0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.440 something primarily scientific. 0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:22.280 I'm really right, that was extraordinary. 0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:26.400 That's what we're going to put on your grade once. 0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:27.200 He was right. 0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:32.320 Really, when you watch me on the ABC's news show 0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:35.040 House of Games in a couple of weeks, you will 0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:38.840 genuinely be shocked at how bad I went on that game. 0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:40.440 I don't think I will be so. 0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:43.360 I am smart in different ways, Kate. I'm not good 0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:45.080 with shapes and colors and wars. 0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:48.280 Right, concepts. 0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:49.600 Concepts not for me? 0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:55.000 All right now, right on the agenda of what this show. Sorry, 0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:57.800 we're starting, we have we're starting the show. 0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:08.040 Okay, how far into it are we stash? Now, my 0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:13.200 husband has a new toy. He has a toy and 0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:17.800 it's not me, Kate, not me. Oh wow, whoa it comes. 0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:20.840 There comes a time in a man's life when I 0:32:20.920 --> 0:32:24.120 feel like he is old enough and wise enough and 0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:27.520 bored enough to make this purchase. 0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:28.120 Can I guess? 0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:29.960 And it's going to happen to every man that we 0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:31.240 know at a certain age. 0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:35.280 Shall we guess? Is it something mechanical ish? Is Is 0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:40.040 it a lawn mower? No? Okay, it's not a jet 0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:41.640 ski No, I love it. 0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:43.160 If he got a jet scare, he would. 0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:46.040 Actually, you know what jet skis are? What are brilliant 0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:50.040 for the person that's on it, and hell for every 0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:53.920 other person. But just I have a vision of myself 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:57.000 being like Rihanna, you know those pictures of her on 0:32:57.080 --> 0:33:00.600 a jet skime. Well, I love it. Okay, so it's 0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.040 not I give up. 0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:10.320 He has purchased and installed a home security camera. Oh, 0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:15.560 it has finally happened, and watches it all the time. 0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:20.920 We're sixty hello, ak, we're bored boomers. He watches it 0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:25.600 all the time, but it activates obviously when something happens. Yeah, 0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:28.600 then he has you're already the app. He gets the 0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:32.920 notification on the app, he can watch the notification. Then 0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:35.760 he can do many things. He can cross live to 0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:38.920 the camera and continue watching. He can press a button 0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:40.840 and speak to you through the camera. 0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:43.000 Oh, that's how you frightened burglars. 0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:46.520 Well, he said some very naughty water of property. He 0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:48.719 said some very naughty words to me the other day 0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:49.680 when I was coming home. 0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.160 Why because he disturbed him? No, he wasn't. 0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:57.960 He got a notifications overseas and he was Washington. 0:33:58.840 --> 0:33:59.680 What did he say to you? 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:01.000 I can't repeat it? 0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:02.040 Oh? Was it fun? 0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:03.880 Fun? But very bad words? 0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:04.360 Kids? 0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:07.760 You can't say those words. Absolutely not. 0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:09.000 It wasn't. 0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:14.279 So he's just moving it here, moving it there. Hang on, 0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:16.280 I got to go back out, doesn't I the angle? 0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:20.399 Checking this? Checking that? Checking that? Okay? So I came 0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:22.800 home the other day and may of a little slip, 0:34:23.560 --> 0:34:25.080 a little slip because I had the dog. 0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:26.359 You forgot to lock the door. 0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:29.160 No I slipped literally physically, I had a little slip. 0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:33.359 No I didn't. It didn't pick it up too much. 0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:36.720 But of course he gets the notification sent to his phone. 0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:39.680 I get the screen cap having fun there, mate, like 0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:42.720 is this my life? Now? Is this my life? 0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:43.359 All right? 0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:45.960 But do you know what the final straw was for him? 0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:49.160 Where he went this isn't we're getting this camera? When 0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:51.359 my jars were stolen? Oh? 0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:55.120 He needed security? Were they stolen from the porch? That 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:56.120 was stolen from your car. 0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:58.360 You can see that because we don't have a driveway. 0:34:58.719 --> 0:35:03.240 That's one of those townhouse places where you know fence 0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.440 then the street so you can see the car. 0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:07.120 You know what, I just realized, I've never been to 0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:07.520 your hand. 0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:13.160 I've invited you many times, and you actually go, We'll 0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:14.120 go back to the records. 0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:18.480 You don't believe a Sama. She just told you straight. 0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:21.440 We were talking about our dogs and you said you 0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:22.960 don't come over, and I said, because you live too 0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:25.480 far in the parking and I said you could come 0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:26.759 to mine, and you went, I. 0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:30.880 Don't consider that a real invitation. Yeah, I do recall 0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:31.319 that comment. 0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:34.359 And when you come over, Cody will be watching when 0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:37.040 you walk in the gate, and when you knock, why. 0:35:36.920 --> 0:35:40.920 Don't we brank him? And oh my goodness, pretend to steal. 0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:45.160 We pretend we're porch pirates, which Megan referred to in 0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:49.200 her Yeah with hoodies porch pirates. Never heard that one before. 0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:51.880 She said, So there we go. 0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.040 Maybe something's going to happen. Maybe in a few buck 0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:55.719 Up episodes, I'll have some footage. 0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:56.600 Oh I love it. 0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:58.960 But he has never ignored me more. 0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:02.840 He is on that thing day and night in his defense, 0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:06.560 save me attention. We well, you need to do something 0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:08.200 on the porch, and he'll pay you attention. 0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:09.320 Yeah, that's what I'll do. 0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:12.040 Take a dumb on the front. 0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:12.279 Law. 0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:17.120 But this fun, flirtatious frolicking on the camera. 0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:22.040 Hey, b guy, you know, go out there with a 0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:25.280 little towel on after a show, this little thing. 0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:27.080 A little flishity flash. 0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:31.920 Come on, Why wouldn't you because I have Yeah, all right, 0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:32.400 leave it with. 0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:35.879 Me, all right. So we have one at the front 0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:38.719 of our house, which I think Peter put in when 0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:41.800 we moved in. I think similar because cars kept getting 0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.759 broken into or whatever. And you know, there's a lot 0:36:44.800 --> 0:36:48.040 of crackheads in our area, right, not so many in 0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:49.680 our street now is where we used to live, but 0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:53.880 still it's killed us, so, you know, gnarly. And you 0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:56.359 know who's obsessed with it in our house. 0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:57.359 The sons or the daughter. 0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:03.640 My daughter, she's obs with what she watches the Apple. 0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:05.960 I literally wouldn't even know how to watch it. She 0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:09.080 watches it all the time. And she's always been the 0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:12.759 town crier ever since she was She's always like, where 0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:15.560 did you get that from? Luis? Did eat the last cookie? 0:37:15.920 --> 0:37:16.920 You know that sort of thing. 0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:20.120 I would love our buckheads listening to message your Instagram 0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:22.440 if their camera has found. 0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:24.880 Something, because they're everywhere now they're everywhere. 0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:28.680 I want someone to say, yeah and we saw someone. 0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:32.560 This, Oh yeah, that's really good. I want to do it, Sash, I. 0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.920 Just said, contact us Instagram. 0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:39.240 Instagram kicking might have changed. 0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:41.799 Do you swear words, because then it gets I think 0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:46.680 it gets barred. Yeah, if you write, I know, but 0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:49.320 if they're hey, I love your pod, I think it 0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:50.880 goes to some weird folded. 0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:59.239 With face that they're very unlikely to say that. So 0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:02.920 this is my lemma, and I don't know where it stands. 0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:07.239 You're very good at returning things that you have bought yep, 0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:12.040 And as we know, I am not. So I don't 0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:14.600 return anything that I bought online. I don't think I 0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:16.239 ever have successfully. 0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:18.120 But I also told you that time that someone told 0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:20.560 me that what I return doesn't even go back, just 0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:21.640 go straight to landfilm. 0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:24.960 Don't think about that. Don't think about that. Sad, but 0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:29.000 that just regifted to people won't stop me doing it. 0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:32.120 I actually think it goes overseas and it ends up 0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:33.040 in March. 0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:36.680 But landfill over there out of mind, give me my 0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:37.279 money back. 0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:42.640 All right. What I'm quite good at, it's a relative concept, 0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:45.600 is returning things that I bought in the flesh. So 0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:48.759 I'm often like old, keep that receipt. Well, it's the 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:51.360 only hope I've got. I can't get to a post office, 0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:52.480 I can't repackage something. 0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.200 Are you returning? If you've physically held something and seen 0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.840 it and touched it, why would you be returning it? 0:38:58.000 --> 0:38:59.120 It's not the right size? 0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:01.359 Did you try it? You're in the shop. 0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:04.520 No, Sometimes I've got something for Peter. Let's face it. 0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:14.040 I don't really return things. I just don't need so 0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:18.160 much trouble. But sometimes my girlfriend Alice will say, who 0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:18.800 say something? 0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:22.680 I asked two questions and you crumble? It would be 0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:24.200 so bad at a crime. 0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.200 Do you think the the cops would get you in 0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:28.239 that room, get me? 0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:29.920 You know why crumble? 0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:32.800 I just I'd lose interest. Even the truth is always 0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:34.560 better than a made up story. 0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:36.600 And pass Codey's camera's got you on footage doing it. 0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:40.160 I'm caught one hundred percent. But this is my dilemma. 0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:42.920 I know, in principle, if you've got a receipt, you 0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:49.320 can return things. This is my question to you and buckwets. 0:39:50.520 --> 0:40:02.680 Can I return a pineapple? Can I return a pineapple? 0:40:02.719 --> 0:40:03.600 How many days old? 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:07.279 No? No, don't ask how old is? It's wrong with it? 0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:08.640 Okay? What was wrong with it? 0:40:08.920 --> 0:40:13.799 They sold me an unripe pineapple and they charge eight 0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:18.640 dollars for it, and I just was like this, Okay, 0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:19.960 let me set the context for you. 0:40:20.080 --> 0:40:21.800 I will say that I think ripe is in the 0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:24.120 eye of the beholder. I brought it in. 0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.040 Who's to say some of these pineapple but who's to 0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:27.759 say it what's ripe? 0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:28.799 Well? 0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:32.080 I don't think the idea is that when you bite 0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:36.239 into a pineapple, your face puckers like one of the 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:39.319 greyhounds in the at the Dish liquors when they used 0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:45.719 to try and make them run fast. Denko rub ready 0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.720 to go take the turn tonight, all yours. They're charging 0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:50.120 eight dollars for a pineapple. 0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.040 Out of all of the fruits that you squeeze and 0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:55.279 poke and prod and finger to figure out nearly impossible. 0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:57.080 Who the hell knows what they're doing with the pineapple? 0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.920 Okay, I do know, because I'm a Queenslander. But they 0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:03.040 made it impossible. So you know, the rough end of 0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:07.719 the pineapple. Yeah, we do you've had a few times. Yeah, 0:41:10.920 --> 0:41:11.880 you know that expression. 0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.399 I do. I don't know in regards to what you're meant. 0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:17.960 Oh life, all right, so you're doing some sex thing 0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:22.400 Cody and I have filmed on the camera out the frond. 0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:30.480 Okay. So if you have a pineapple that's intact, then 0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:34.239 you can pull one of the spines out of the headdress. 0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:35.640 Do not know this. 0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:39.480 And if it pulls out easily, then it's ripe. The 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:42.600 other way you can tell is with smell with pineapple. 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:46.600 But because they've been picked so unripe. Also, they sold 0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:50.440 me the pineapple denuded. I'm going to show it to you. 0:41:50.560 --> 0:41:53.960 I brought it in. Also, since here on Google, pineapples 0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:55.720 do not ripen after being picked. 0:41:57.640 --> 0:41:59.879 Why we're being sold a lot? 0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:05.960 Cook us up? Okay, Now this pineapple, I had no 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:06.840 chance with it. 0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:10.279 It smells like cordial in like not right. 0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:13.400 It's just anyway, I gotta be in my bonnet, and 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:16.000 I'll tell you why this wasn't from a Stuba market. 0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:19.799 It was a Stuba market. I wouldn't return it there either, 0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:22.439 but I would know that they would take it back. 0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:24.960 Although once I tried to return sushi to Woolworths that 0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:25.960 was a terrible. 0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:28.440 What you get for buying sushi at all? 0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:32.160 Correct? Correct with so humiliating. 0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:34.000 Actually the some wall is now that have the sushi 0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:36.880 man in there making it, that's as bad as the 0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:39.839 just the one. I love that from the one near 0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:41.000 the croissants. 0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:43.439 And he'll always give you extra pickle ginger. But they're 0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:46.279 very stingy with it in the pre packs anyway. But 0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:50.000 this was from one of those overpriced free veggie shops, 0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:51.759 which I love. It's a beautiful shop. 0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:54.440 There is a taste difference that's not one hundred percent, 0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:55.879 well not this particular item. 0:42:56.400 --> 0:43:00.239 Well, there was a taste difference, mouth puckeringly unripe. Was 0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:01.480 the taste different. 0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:05.279 If you walk into that shop, yes, and say I'm 0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:08.120 returning this because it doesn't taste right or it's not ripe. 0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:09.520 It is the end of this pot. 0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:12.320 Okay, I'm going to do that. 0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:15.000 I can't be doing a podcast. 0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:16.120 With someone who returns pineapple. 0:43:17.680 --> 0:43:19.680 Why an't you calling AM radio about this? 0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:25.320 I just need to answer, can I return it or nose? 0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:28.320 Do we want? No? 0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:33.239 I was kidding. Go on in tomorrow, please and please report, but. 0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:34.600 I can't go back to winnesday. 0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:38.840 Well that's insanity. Hi, this pineapple I bought fresh to 0:43:38.920 --> 0:43:41.440 eat seven days ago isn't. 0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:45.160 Good seventeen But that doesn't matter. I've kept it to 0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:47.440 return to them. What do they think that I'm going 0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:48.160 out of my way? 0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:51.880 Do you remember like ten fifteen years ago where pineapple 0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:55.799 things were a thing, decorations everyone had like. 0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:58.240 And a girlfriend of ours was devastated because she'd always 0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:03.600 been into pineapple like fake when in maximum retail she 0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:05.920 was devo because it had taken her years to work 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:07.480 on her vintage pineapple collection. 0:44:07.640 --> 0:44:11.080 There is a particular girl that I know, but I 0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:13.200 know a lot of them, that has like a framed 0:44:13.280 --> 0:44:16.640 picture of like a fluo pineapples. Yeah, painting, is that 0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.960 Andy Warhol? No, it's not a specific one. It's like 0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:21.080 just in general. 0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:23.520 Anything we say today, She googles. 0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:23.719 I love it. 0:44:24.000 --> 0:44:26.000 I love it. You were having a go at me 0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:29.000 last week that I don't do anything. No, well you don't. 0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:35.440 Hello to the pineapple decorations still. 0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:41.040 And remember before that, before that, and this was the era. 0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:42.440 I've got another one as well. 0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:47.240 Okay, you remember what was that acually came offspring? Offspring? 0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:48.000 Huh huh? 0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:49.800 Was it offspring? The owls? 0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:53.399 The owl the owl, the owls. 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:57.239 Because she collected owls. I have always that secret life 0:44:57.280 --> 0:45:00.640 of us. Maybe maybe a secret li for that when 0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:02.720 you're I think, actually, Kitty collected owls. 0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:06.400 So I'm forty Google back, google that forty one. 0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:09.960 Right, Just every time you say it's a shock to me. 0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:13.160 Whatever, I'm saying that because fresh face. All the girls 0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:15.239 that I grew up with went through particular phases, and 0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:18.040 I always remember them. Here's some other ones I remember. 0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:23.439 Dream catches, dream, dream catches, dream? 0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:25.200 Why did women have dream catches? 0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:28.239 Because we have dreams? We need to Prince Harry giving 0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:29.040 in some warps? 0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:32.960 All right, So DreamCatcher phase happened to a lot of 0:45:33.000 --> 0:45:33.560 girls I know. 0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:36.719 And it still does. I defy anyone to go to 0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:40.120 Ballei and not be suckered in by one of the 0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:43.560 giant white cotton ones. You know, girls, we've always all 0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:46.920 got a white cotton or linen fantasy. We've got a 0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:48.880 fantasy that we're gonna have white sheets. 0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:49.840 Yes all that? 0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:50.520 What is that? 0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:54.920 That's just scribbled white plus wicker? 0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:58.400 Oh? Yes? Yes, what's with this hospital. 0:45:58.040 --> 0:46:01.279 Braid white lounge? I don't know. Everywhere girls of a 0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:03.120 certain age, my age, I've got one more fact. 0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:05.160 Yeah, a girlfriend of mine was going to come down 0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:07.279 the beach with us, and I realized I could never 0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:09.400 invite her because I heard her say one day, I 0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:12.640 can only sleep on white sheets and use a white towel. 0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:16.760 And I I have literally not had white sheets since 0:46:17.480 --> 0:46:18.759 I first put them on the bed. 0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:24.000 Who is responsible for this whiteness? It's something that the 0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:26.879 aesthetic of white. The girls just aspire too. 0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:32.080 It's very hotel is luxury is I think that's why we. 0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:34.120 Like cream, white, gray wicker. 0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:36.439 Yeah, I don't like it. Give me some color, please, 0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.080 I will, As you know, I'm a color person. 0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:38.720 Pop the color. 0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:39.239 Yeah. 0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:43.960 And do you remember this as well? Flamingos, Oh, FLAMI 0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:47.640 was a real flamingo thing going on for a while. 0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:53.360 People had inflatable flamingos of their laund room. We still do, 0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:54.080 do they? 0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:57.080 People have I guarantee if you have a flamingo in 0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:59.439 your front yard, it'll get stolen old people. 0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:01.040 They're bad, Yeah, no, they just. 0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:02.919 It's just very attractive to people. 0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:05.760 Of put a flamingo at the front of our house 0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:10.000 with our camera, which also hangs off the camera is 0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:11.319 a dream catcher. 0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:14.880 Yes, of course, get a Is that next to the 0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:19.279 rubber catcher. The framed pineapple picture, isn't it? I think 0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:19.840 I've seen it. 0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:22.319 I love this, Please take it back. 0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:25.400 And if you've got a line's head door knocker, by 0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:27.680 the way, is a perennial that never goes out. 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:28.600 Of I don't remember that one. 0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:29.680 We've got that? 0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:30.560 What's that? 0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:35.080 A line's head brass door knocker shap like a lion's head. 0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.279 All I remember from your house tour that you gave me. 0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:41.320 One was the insane pool upstairs that defied sign that 0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:44.120 leaks and has kills possums too. You kill a pool, 0:47:46.719 --> 0:47:50.640 you kill a pool. Your upstairs bathroom had a thing 0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:53.760 in it that anyone that knows anything about you, anyone 0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:55.799 listening to our pod, would go, of course, and they 0:47:55.800 --> 0:48:00.640 would expect that from you, which was this very gold 0:48:01.120 --> 0:48:05.120 Oh yes, swan, swan tap yes, so the tap nozzle 0:48:05.239 --> 0:48:08.040 is a swan. Let's not tell them how much it was, 0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:10.280 because when you told me, I had to process. 0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:11.879 No no, but that one wasn't because my husband bought 0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:15.560 it off. It'sy Yeah, the original was worth how much? 0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:16.960 I can't remember that. 0:48:17.120 --> 0:48:19.520 You said it was like fifteenth grand or something. 0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:23.440 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, oh no, no, sure, no, no, 0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:24.640 but it was expensive. 0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:28.120 It was probably like so anyone listening knows that. Yeah, 0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:30.280 of course you have a tap that's a swan. 0:48:30.400 --> 0:48:30.880 It's stunning. 0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:32.520 I'll take a photo of it. And the water comes 0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:33.440 out of this I forgot that. 0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:34.440 That doesn't look normal. 0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:37.200 It's not normal. But someone has a gigantic very. 0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:39.560 And I'll tell you what is on this one that 0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:41.480 wasn't on our last one. Is when you go to 0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:45.040 turn the taps on, the taps are it's wings, little wings, 0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:47.520 So you flip the wings there when I was there, Yeah, 0:48:48.040 --> 0:48:49.640 you wouldn't have noticed it. They're only small. 0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:50.520 A lot of who ha. 0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:54.600 Why wouldn't you have who in your bathroom? That's a 0:48:54.640 --> 0:48:57.640 good point with bathroom, I believe. All right, can I 0:48:57.719 --> 0:48:58.239 proffer you. 0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:00.799 Better than you're doing? You want carp in there? Makes 0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:01.719 me physically sick. 0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:04.960 Okay, never carpet in the bathroom or the kitchen. 0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:08.239 Thank you. But you can have a rug sure, all right. 0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:11.279 You know how you were talking before about the lack 0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:13.839 of color and women loving white and blah blah blah, 0:49:14.120 --> 0:49:15.680 And you know I've got to be in my bonnet 0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:17.840 about the beigification of the world. 0:49:17.960 --> 0:49:20.919 Yes, we've spoken about abouts of color. We've spoken about 0:49:20.920 --> 0:49:23.560 this week's ago, and we used McDonald's as the example. 0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:26.759 All markers now were gray yeah and black yeah. 0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:29.120 Correct, And they've got that if you're lucky, if you 0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:32.440 get a bit of fake wood paneling. All right. But 0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:37.000 I believe in your life that there are two rooms 0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:39.600 that should have feminine energy. 0:49:39.600 --> 0:49:46.280 Right the bathroom, yes, and the kitchen. The bedroom, okay, 0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:52.839 bedroom the kitchen. Hello, Hello women, and we're joined today 0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:53.840 by Tony Abbotts. 0:49:55.520 --> 0:49:59.600 No, the bedroom and a lot of women and my girlfriends. 0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:02.399 I had this conversation with him where they're like, you're 0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:06.799 going to put that because hind like me. I'm like, well, 0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:09.400 he is in there too, yeah, but he but men 0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:13.359 don't feel the same way about Dallo's. So I think 0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:16.080 for a relationship, it's very nice when you come into 0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:19.239 a when he comes into a space, he's coming into 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:22.959 a feminine space, and then he can be a man 0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:26.759 in a feminine space. It seems more masculine. But why 0:50:26.800 --> 0:50:28.800 am I going to walk into a room like a 0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:31.319 like a mirror or a. 0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:37.880 Plasmic remote foul and gray? 0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:42.640 You can jam your gray anyway. That's just my theory 0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:46.960 because I like it. It's feminine energy is sensual energy. 0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:51.320 I don't want hard masculine, but I want it in 0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:53.120 contrast to my own softness. 0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:56.560 You don't want any links Africa anywhere near your bathroom. 0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:58.840 And he's the rough end of the pineapple. 0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:02.640 It's you know we ran. Cody made a very good 0:51:02.640 --> 0:51:05.479 point the other day, in his polite way, basically said, 0:51:05.680 --> 0:51:08.839 when we eventually do have a place of our own 0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:12.880 and actually buy and have the job of painting and decorating, 0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:17.480 He's like, we we will divorce, and he probably will. 0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:19.920 I don't know. He doesn't have one. He just hates 0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:22.640 everything I like. But what do you like at a 0:51:22.680 --> 0:51:23.200 bit of color? 0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:27.320 But when I say colors, color. 0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:29.719 When I say color, I think people think like, oh 0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:34.719 on a fluo yellow wall. People I like just what 0:51:35.040 --> 0:51:37.279 I'd like to be stimulated. And I said to him, well, 0:51:37.320 --> 0:51:40.440 the more boring the house, the moral nor you for stimulation. 0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:42.840 So does he not like the stimulation. 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.640 Well, he's from the Gold Coast and he's grown up 0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:51.000 in color. No, they don't. They like white, cold white tiles, wicker, 0:51:51.840 --> 0:51:55.680 very white summary, all the doors are open. You know 0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:58.960 what I'm talking can kill a draft can kill our marriage, 0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:02.760 and it will. So we'll see if we eventually get ours. 0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:05.640 Oh, I can't wait till you're decorating and we have 0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:10.920 to have the most tiresome conversations about tiles files. 0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:13.400 Tis going. I don't want tiles. 0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.080 What are you gonna have in your bathroom? Mate? Oh? 0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:18.239 Yeah, all right, Well maybe I have time. I want 0:52:18.280 --> 0:52:19.840 to There's this thing I want to get. It's a 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:21.520 swan and it's a tap. 0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:25.879 Oh my god, where did you get that? That sounds amazing? 0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:28.200 And it's got do you know why what? 0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:30.640 I hope you're sure about it, because if you order 0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:34.719 it and it arrives, you cannot return it. In fact, 0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:37.960 we've got a tiny basin that my husband also ordered 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:40.920 from Etsy. That was when it arrived, it was like 0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:44.200 for a doll's house and it was too tiny. We've 0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:46.960 still got it. It's in his study. Would anyone like it? 0:52:47.200 --> 0:52:50.760 I remember sort of a Moroccan pattern. It's enamels. 0:52:50.880 --> 0:52:54.080 I bought a couch online once never again, years and 0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:58.520 years and years ago, and it was so small we 0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:02.040 gave it to the dog. Like the couch was so 0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:05.399 small that were like dog couch, and I think even 0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:08.279 wied to my husband and said, I bought it for 0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:08.760 the dogged. 0:53:09.440 --> 0:53:10.880 You didn't, you bought it for humans. 0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:12.120 It was tiny. 0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:13.000 It's a verdict. 0:53:13.680 --> 0:53:17.560 Please take it back because everyone wants to know what actually. 0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:18.640 Going to happen to hang on. 0:53:18.760 --> 0:53:20.440 My next question is this before we wrap up with 0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:26.040 textro mum. Is it's not like some cute, old, old 0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:27.960 Italian couple that run this fruit shop? 0:53:28.120 --> 0:53:31.239 Is it this series? It's the whitest shop you will 0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:35.719 ever set foot, rich inner city white people in a 0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:36.600 beautiful shop. 0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:37.399 Take them down. 0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:39.360 No, I'm not going to take them down. I just 0:53:39.719 --> 0:53:42.480 I just want to say to them, I feel uncomfortable 0:53:42.480 --> 0:53:44.000 about this. This is what I'll say. 0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:45.280 I feel uncomfortable. 0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:49.040 I feel uncomfortable about it. But I really think that 0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:53.600 you've sold me an pineapple and there's no reason for 0:53:53.680 --> 0:53:57.840 it because your whole field of expertise is f and V. 0:53:59.120 --> 0:54:01.719 But Sasha's drop the bomb that there's no such thing 0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:04.520 as a ripe pineapple. It is what it is when 0:54:04.560 --> 0:54:05.439 it gets taken out. 0:54:05.360 --> 0:54:08.279 Of the when they go to the market. What's right? 0:54:08.920 --> 0:54:12.040 So my other fruit and vege guy at the Pran market, 0:54:12.160 --> 0:54:15.719 Lady Johnny, we love him. He's always like, this is 0:54:15.840 --> 0:54:18.239 the sweetest. These are the best. His fruit and vege 0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:21.680 is unbelievable. I'm not on board with this. I'm not 0:54:21.800 --> 0:54:24.800 on board with buying an unripe sour mouth. 0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:31.680 Puckering wraps from It's a text so passionate. 0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:36.680 I've got it. Thank you, Kenneth. 0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:41.000 This is from Kenneth Buckhead. Kenneth Kenneth is a buckhead. 0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:44.719 This is from his mom. 0:54:45.440 --> 0:54:49.600 Well, that's the segment, and. 0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:53.000 I think his mummy is what could only be described 0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:55.000 as a piece of work. Oh, I love it, and 0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:59.880 there's some classic he'd fit in here. Your sister ca 0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:03.080 it's going out and has many different men like a 0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:07.560 tramp burn. She needs to calm down, she does did 0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:10.080 you hear that she lost her job again? Anyway? What 0:55:10.239 --> 0:55:13.120 do I know? She doesn't speak to me anymore. I 0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:14.160 don't know what I did. 0:55:16.920 --> 0:55:21.960 A text from what could she possibly have done? Got 0:55:22.000 --> 0:55:23.040 a few suggestions? 0:55:23.239 --> 0:55:25.800 What could she possibly have done? 0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:28.279 She needs to go and buy her a pineapple and 0:55:28.400 --> 0:55:28.920 talk it out? 0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:32.040 Whitch end of it got unbucked? 0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:36.680 Was so good that I need a cigarette? 0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:38.600 Have it on the pool. 0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:41.880 I tried to when I was young. I just vomited. 0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:46.200 Oh god, I've got to find out who made this brilliant? 0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:53.280 The buck Up Podcast is hosted by me Kate Lanebrook 0:55:53.320 --> 0:55:58.520 and him Nathanvalvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French 0:55:59.120 --> 0:56:05.120 Audio and sadound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might 0:56:05.160 --> 0:56:08.240 call him Jack. And Tom Evans, Oh we're lucky.