WEBVTT - A REAR IN YOUR VIEW. That's a wrap 2021! 🎉 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.680 Hi guys, and welcome back to a litle bonus episode. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:25.239 Well is it a bonus? 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:26.440 That's a year in review. 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.280 We're doing like a little sum up, a little rear 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:29.800 in your view. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.000 That's why I just went to say, I'll give you 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:32.599 a little. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.440 Rear in your view, a little view of my rear. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.040 If there's anything that describes the year, that is it 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:38.280 a rear in your view. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:39.120 That is what I. 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:39.920 Literally just said. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:43.080 Britt has completely checked out, she's not even here. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:46.000 We're doing a year in reviewer. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.880 We just thought we would take a little look back 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.800 at twenty twenty one, some of our favorite. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.840 Moments, some of your favorite moments, some of the. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.480 Shit that went down, some of the memorable things, some 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.120 of the things that we thought we just have to 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:01.840 immortalize here forever. I think we've spoken so much about 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.080 how I've said it, and I kind of take it back. 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:06.360 I've said that twenty twenty one was a dumpster fire 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:07.880 of a year, and I think for so many of 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.960 us there were some very challenging parts of twenty twenty one. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.240 But when I sat back and listened to the podcast 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.000 and listened to so many of the episodes that we 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:18.720 have covered, I also have loved so much of this year, 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:20.880 and I think we can often in life choose to 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:23.240 focus on the negative, or we can choose to focus 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.479 on the positive and the way that we perceive what's 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.960 going on around us, our reaction to situations can definitely 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:32.319 form our own personal feelings towards it, and looking back, 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.080 I was like, Gosh, we've had such a It's been 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.040 such a huge privilege to interview some of the people 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.360 that we've interviewed. It's been such a huge privilege to 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.720 engage with so many of you from the community, and 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.280 so we wanted to put together this little episode a 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.480 highlight real looking back on our favorite interviews, our favorite 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.040 moments in time, so we can walk down memory lane 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.040 together twenty twenty one hand in hand. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.680 One thing that did happen in twenty twenty one. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.040 That I think we can look positively on is we 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.560 welcomed producer Keyshirt to the team. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:00.880 I like to think of that as a positive. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.320 Laura, do you it's really been a highlight. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.080 I would say that it is my suite. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:07.440 Of twenty twenty one, But we actually are going to 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:08.880 trust her a little bit more than ever here and 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.440 she's going to take over this episode, she's going to 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.639 go through some of the highlights this year, You guys 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.040 have had nothing but praise and love for Keisha, much 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.240 like us, so we are so stoked be taking Keisha 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.480 into twenty twenty two as well. And also we just 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.079 want to say that we hope that you guys had 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.079 an incredible Christmas. We hope that you have a cracking 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.080 New Year, and we'll be seeing you red hot and 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.400 ready back in twenty twenty two. Well, actually we'll see 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:32.200 you with a few bonus episodes before then, but we're 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.160 we back and in twenty twenty two, we're giving you 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.720 an extra episode a week. Now. Don't say we are 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.560 not good to you, but that is in the form 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.120 of our radio show. So we do have a radio 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.200 show coming every Saturday ten to twelve. We expect you 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:44.480 to tune in because we're going to really need those 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.880 ratings coming out of the gate, so that would be great. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:48.000 Please just go. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.680 And sit in your car, even if you're not actually 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.000 in your car. Just run your car, turn the radio on, 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:54.400 and listen Striving on your laptop. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.080 I do do it on an app. Put on an app. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.120 Okay, get everyone you know to sit in their car. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:00.560 Turn the car on, get your apps, everyone tuning just 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.920 for the start, otherwise they might come down on its heart. Yeah, 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.200 but there's only one other female led radio show in 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.760 the country. It's Umi Steins and Kate Longbrook, which is 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.080 the three pm pickup. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.520 And they're against the big guns. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:11.079 The big Guns. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:11.680 They're great. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:15.359 Have been so incredibly fortunate to be given an opportunity 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.960 to be the second female led radio show, which is 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:19.919 why we need you, guys to listen on every fucking 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:24.320 device you have. Anyway, that episode from the radio will 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:26.120 drop into the feed so you can listen to it 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.800 at a later date, but we prefer to listen in 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:28.240 real time. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:28.960 But here we are. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.000 We will hand you over to produce Akisha to give 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.720 you a little walk down memory lane. We hope that 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.120 you love this as much as we did creating it. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.800 We can't wait to see you in twenty twenty two. Hey, 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:40.440 life is it's Keisha here. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.760 What an absolute pleasure it is to be hanging out 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.760 with you and looking back on the year that was 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.880 twenty twenty one and thinking about all the highs and 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:48.400 the lows. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.520 They're definitely worse and sucks. Maybe this is something we could. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.920 Do actually I thine we should start a thread in 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:53.760 the Facebook group. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:55.200 It's not a wedding. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.440 Hashtag, don't worry, it's also not a photoshot request. Maybe 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.240 you should start a bit of a thread of our 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.480 suck and our suite of the year. I think for 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.880 a lot of people myself included, Suck of the year 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.960 would have to be lockdowns, and my suite of the 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.440 year was for sure joining the Life Uncut family. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:12.800 I'm so lucky. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.320 I get to hang out with my two bosses who 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.400 feel more like sisters now every day of the week. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.160 And we have absolutely loved making this podcast. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:22.919 It's just been one of. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:24.520 The best things I've ever gotten to do in my life. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.600 So let's jump into it. The very first person that 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.920 we are flashing back to is someone who has written 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.279 a book or two in their time, sold fourteen million 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.200 copies if I'm being more specific, it is Mark Manson, 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.520 who is the author of The Subtle Art of Not 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:40.160 Giving a Fuck. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.680 Now. What I love about Mark Manson. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.240 Is his no bullshit kind of attitude to life. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:48.360 I really really enjoyed this chat. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.080 I loved what he had to say. So let's jump 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:50.440 into it. 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:56.760 Puck for anybody who hasn't read The Subtle Art of 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.880 Not Giving a fuck? Can you give us a quick 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:02.040 sort of run down on what is the philosophy of 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.560 not giving a fuck? What does that mean? 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.200 The subtle are not giving a fuck? It's a little 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.000 bit of a trick, you know. It kind of it 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:13.039 lures people in by by making this promise of like, oh, yeah, 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.240 all your stress and anxiety, like you can just not 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.160 give a fuck anymore. But what the book quickly kind 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.520 of flips on you is the point that we all 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:24.279 have to care about something. You have to give a 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.520 fuck about something, and whether you realize it or not, 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.600 you're always choosing what you're giving a fuck about. You're 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:33.360 always choosing what you care about. And I think that 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:38.120 realization of that, that constant process of choice is an 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.120 extremely profound one because it calls in the question a 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.080 lot of things all across our life, you know, like 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.560 if you're not happy, why aren't you happy? Like why 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.719 are you not choosing the things that will make you happy? 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.240 If you feel like a failure, why are you not 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.840 choosing the things that will make you feel like more 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.600 of a success. And so it's kind of this, Uh, 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:01.440 it's strangely a book kind of about radical responsibility, but 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.880 it's also about you know, I wanted to write a 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.120 book that was very much against kind of all the 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:11.960 traditional cliche, positive thinking type of stuff. Life is full 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:16.360 of suffering and hardship, and that's fine, Like it's there's 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.080 no way to avoid that. It's actually the suffering and 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:22.640 hardship that makes life feel meaningful. No matter what you do, 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.760 you're going to fail. Every relationship you have is going 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.240 to hurt you at some point it. You know, that's 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.720 the cost of having close intimate relationships. So there's there's 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.840 literally nothing good in our life that doesn't have some 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.919 sort of like negative association with it, and so a 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.200 lot of the book is aimed at helping people learn 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.360 to accept that instead of try to run away from it. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.000 One of the things why you sort of said, like 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.640 the question isn't why do you care about things that 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.880 are trivial, but why don't you have more important things 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.240 in your life to care about? Like you've got everyone's 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.320 got the same amount of bucks to give, So why 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:59.120 are you giving yours to such small, insignificant inconveniences is 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.279 actually a reflection that you don't have anything big and 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.039 important happening in your life, and that's the real problem. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.520 Yeah. Absolutely, And you know, it's probably the most common 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:11.000 question I get from people, especially people who read that book, 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.760 is how do I stop giving a fuck what people 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:17.960 think about me? And my response is, you can't. You 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.760 have to care what people like. It's good you care 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.040 what people think about you. You know, we have a 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.560 name for people who don't care what people think. It's 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:30.920 called the psychopath. You should care what your mother thinks, 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.080 you should care what your friends think, you should care 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.520 what your coworkers think. The problem is not caring what 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.200 people think. The problem is that you don't have anything 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.640 more important in your life than what people think. That's 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:43.320 what's missing. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.160 Oh good, I just want Mark Manson. He's so incredible. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.960 He also has a really good website if you are 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:51.040 the type of person who likes reading articles. I tend 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.280 to find myself on his website quite a lot. So 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.560 there's a little something for you to do over the holidays. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.560 If you really enjoyed that chat with Mark Manson. Coming 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.120 up next in a Year in Review, This is one 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:04.320 of our favorite segments of the podcast. It definitely provides 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.920 the most laughs. It's called accidentally unfiltered and it's where 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.680 you write in your most embarrassing stories. And we did 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:14.720 an entire bonus episode of your Dating Accidentally Unfiltered, and 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:17.360 the episode was called we Don't Fuck on Weeknights. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.600 And here's why. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.520 We did the call out for you to send us 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.520 your most embarrassing accidentally unfiltered dating stories and we will 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.440 get into them in a second. But one of you, 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.440 and I'm gonna keep you anonymous because I you know we. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:29.240 Do that for you. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.440 You're all anonymous, You're always anonymous. No one needs to 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.440 know this. However, one of you, you're a fucking rock star. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.079 You sent us a synopsis instead of sending us one 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:40.760 accidentally unfiltered story. You just went through your whole dating list. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:42.839 And I'm gonna read this out because this just had 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:46.160 me in hysterics. And I also think this really encapsulates. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:46.840 Dating in the modern day. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.360 So if you think you're having a rough time in alone, 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.240 Todd couldn't get it up and sent me fake flowers 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:56.520 to work. Andrew g Andrew g shocking sleep apnear and 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.319 I had to sleep in another room Jane's. He got 0:08:58.360 --> 0:08:59.800 locked out of his house and I had to break 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.400 in him as koona guy caught a blue tongue lizard 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.480 and played with it for ages. Tim Age rocked out 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.920 to first date of Vaga and Coke. Turns out he 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.760 was married Tim Mel. He could only come when I 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.600 told him I wanted him to come in my mouth. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.600 Where does this girl get these days? Josh won't fuck 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:17.880 on weekdays? 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:24.680 There's so many more that I was like the first five, man, 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.839 I feel for you, but I also I can relate things. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.440 Two things. Did he bring the blue tongue lizard or 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.280 did he catch the blue tongue lizard on the day? 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:33.719 I think he like they maybe they went for a 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.440 bushwalk and he caught a blue tongue lizard and then 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.120 he was like, well, this is more interesting than date 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:40.160 played with the day. Who doesn't fuck on weekdays? 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.600 Is that like a superstitious thing? 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.400 This could be like a new motel don't fuck on weekdays? 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:46.760 Do you know what I was thinking? 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.200 As you're reading that, I was like, I could write 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:49.800 one of those, I men, it would be so long. 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:51.320 To be fair, I think I only have sex on 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.040 Saturday night. That's when the kids are in bed. You know, 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.400 I don't think that's because it's a rule. I think 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.040 that you just exhaust it and like that's the day 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.079 of the week you get to do it. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:58.720 Fuck, where do I start? 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:03.880 That's literally this girl, Where do I start. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:07.080 I'm well known for liking my older men, the silver foxes, 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.920 and I'm also by. Anyhow, there's this guy that I 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.400 got set up with on a blind date from a workmate. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.200 I've dated two people in the last eight years, so 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.320 you can imagine how nervous I was. I reluctantly go 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.000 on this date and this guy, Oh, my fucking god, 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.680 he was sexy as fuck. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.200 There's a lot of fucks in this It's like I 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:26.079 thought they saw a lot. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.720 Like instantly I got the fanny flutters ladies, you know, 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.200 the kind fox. We started getting to know each other 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.320 and we go on a couple of days. We had 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.160 that big oh several times every time we hooked up. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.839 I'm talking with sex is mind blowing, incredible. This is 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.120 why I like older men. The floodgates were definitely opened. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:45.520 Eventually, I tell him. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.440 I'm by and that I've had threesomes in the past. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:51.120 My friends now, I am very open with telling them 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.280 what I get up to. I tell them very intimate 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.839 details of this guy, and they are hyping me up. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.200 I was just loving it. They were like, yes, get 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.920 a girl fucking hard. Have those all chasms? They were 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:04.160 asking me every single detail. Everybody needs a woo girl 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.240 in their corner. Everyone needs a sex wo girl. One night, 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.600 we were at his house getting very very saucy. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:10.800 We didn't hear anyone. 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:13.040 Coming side, so we kept going. When we finally realized 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.840 someone was there, we stopped. We went to check it out. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.520 To my absolute horror, one of my mates was in 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:19.040 the kitchen. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:20.319 I was so confused. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.440 I was like, girl, what are you doing here? 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.360 But she just looked at me like a ghost. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.760 That's when the old silver Fox came out with a 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.840 towel around him. Oh shit, I'm really sorry. I forgot 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:30.920 my daughter was crashing here. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.600 This is hello. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.760 That's when I realized that's been my friend and I 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.280 realized simultaneously that she's been hyping me up to. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:44.600 Fuck her dad. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:49.520 Ummy, is that you? How do you ever recover from that? 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.400 I had like, where does your friendship go? 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:54.280 What happens? She was hyping me up? 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.000 And I had just thought that the day before I 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.160 was telling her how good he was going down on me. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:59.160 I couldn't see him. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.160 After that because it was all And she's still funny 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:03.240 with me sometimes, but hey, he was amazing. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.760 Oh my god, could. 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.480 You imagine that moment daddy's in the towel you were 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.400 in the middle, that she has just heard you having sex, 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.280 So it's bad for everyone. The friend's like, oh my god, 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.480 my dad's pounding someone. Then it realizes they've pounding your friend. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.320 Then you realize you've said how good your daddy's are 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:18.280 going down, and you to your friend. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:18.679 I can't. 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:20.680 It's just like the most awkward triangle I have ever 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.679 come across. Well, I imagine if they stayed here and 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.400 then they got married and then she became a stepmom. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.680 Hey mama, Oh. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.120 My god, I have one for you. Guys, try to 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.160 keep this short and sweet. I went on this Tinder 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.640 date with a guy and we decided to meet in 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.640 the city. I drove he caught an uber, thinking it 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.439 was going to be a big night. Guess that was 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.679 the first red flag. I decided to have a couple 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.520 of drinks and we ended up playing pool and having 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:42.960 a pretty good time. Anyways, it was late and I 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.920 decided I wanted to head home. He walked me to 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.160 my car and awkwardly waited there. Me being me, I 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.559 couldn't help myself and I offered him a drive home. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.960 He lived forty minutes in the opposite direction. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:54.400 That was very kind of you. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.079 Anyway, we hopped in the car and I was driving. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.559 Oh my god, I'm cringing already that this happened to 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.520 kiss my neck as I was looking dead into the window. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.120 But then he proceeds to whisper into my ear, I 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:10.840 just love your titty witties, clearly thinking this. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:11.360 Was a turn on. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:13.720 Oh my god, I'm still scared to this day. I 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:15.560 ended up pulling up to his house and I told 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.720 him to get out. He then turns to me and says, 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.720 come inside and play some battleships with me in a 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.480 sexy voice. I could not believe what was happening. Cleard 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.240 did not get the picture. I still have secondhand embarrassment 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.840 for him this day. Okay, shout out to any men listening, 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.120 please never refer to them. It's titty wittyes, so he's 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:32.679 not gonna get you anyway. I once had a guy 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:36.120 on a first date say to me, you're so beautiful. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.600 I think he was pretty drunk, but I'm gonna. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:43.280 He literally sounds like this, You're so beautiful, I'd slay 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.520 a dragon for you. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.560 And then stared at me really blankly. Then I still 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:49.199 had sex with him. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:54.000 Of course you fuck of course you did. You're like, okay, 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.320 so are you giving me attention? Oh my god, we're 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:58.840 going They're in love, We're gonna have children. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:13:59.760 You had be a dragon. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.640 The last date I went on before Jordan told me 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:09.440 I slept with him too. He told me that I 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.440 had a really masculine energy and that I was a 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:12.960 boy in my boy thinks I was a man in 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.280 my past life. I don't remember you telling me this, 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.040 And then he said you had strong legs. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.320 I still hooked up with him. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.600 This is Brittany and Laura just reinforcing bad behavior since 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:24.800 nineteen eighty six. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.600 Okay, I've got one. Okay, this one's pretty cooked. 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:29.560 I was on a third date and we decided to 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.680 go camping for a night not too far away. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.080 This is cute, I thought. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.240 I pictured toasting marshmallows over a fire under the stars 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:39.920 and making love outside. I've watched too many movies. Obviously. Firstly, 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.360 it rained, so all that went out the window. We 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.920 went to bed in our separate sleeping bags, which at 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.840 first I thought was a little off. I thought we 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.360 would just be super cute and snuggle all night. This 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.920 thought process soon changed drastically. In the middle of the night, 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:56.320 I woke up feeling really uncomfortable. I have ibsu see, 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.960 and I felt a pain in my tummy, so I 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.880 was thinking, ooh, I probably need to go to the toilets. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.120 Then I felt something wet in my pants, thinking oh, great, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.120 now I have my period too. I reached into check, 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:08.400 wanting to be sure. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:09.200 That it was my period. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:10.760 I know this sounds gross, but I didn't want to 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.440 get up in the cold and wet if I didn't 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.720 actually need to. I touched it and pulled my hand out, 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.320 only to discover I had shit in my sleep, in 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.240 my undies and in my sleeping bag. My date was 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.800 literally lying next to me, and I was a ship burrito. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:29.320 We shit on one hand. I tried to frantically escape 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.800 my sleeping bag with only one good hand and find 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:33.680 my way out of the tent. I made it out 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.360 and ran through the rain to the toilet. So now 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.160 I was a soaking, wet ship burrito. I cleaned myself up, 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.280 threw my undies out and tried to sneak back in, 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.640 thinking out I escaped successfully. In the morning when we 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.280 woke up, my date said, oh my god, all I 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:47.720 could smell was shit all night. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.880 The baby next door must have been eating a dead animal. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:50.240 Haha. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.240 I'm ashamed to say I blamed the baby. We've been 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:54.480 dating for eighteen months that I can't bring myself to 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.000 tell him. Maybe one day after I've locked him down 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.600 and married him, I'll tell him. I shat my pants 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:02.960 when I said date. That's so uncomfortable. You know, I 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.120 was trying to think of embarrassing things that I've done 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.520 on a date, and the only thing I could think of, well, 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:09.120 I'm actually it's a lie. The only thing I could 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:11.080 think of that I hadn't shared with you guys yet. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.240 So this is the guy. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.360 If you've been a O Dear listener, you will remember 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.120 I told you the story about a guy I dated 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:17.600 for like a year. 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:18.680 We were in a situation ship. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.560 He never ever actually wanted to confirm to be my boyfriend. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:25.080 Surprising why Yeah, sure, he was dating five other people. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:25.200 No. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:26.640 I think it was just because I was such a 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:27.960 hot mess of a person at the time. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:28.880 So at the. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.680 Time, like I went through this period. I didn't have 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:33.440