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Speaker 1: a wild chat. What are you one of the worst

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Speaker 1: right now and don't for It's just.

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Speaker 3: Gone five o'clock more thereabouts, So why not bring in

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Speaker 1: It's brutal. It's good to say. I promise you can

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Speaker 3: This is in Melbourne and near Princess Park, if anyone

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Speaker 1: novel Problems, Willard Woody, Thanks coming in day.

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Speaker 3: Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Big news today for everybody in terms of your holiday

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Speaker 1: plans and your wallets for that matter, is that schomo

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Speaker 1: is announced half price flights to a whole bunch of

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Speaker 3: Eight hundred thousand tickets to ride for Australians to go

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Speaker 3: out and ensure that they can experience this amazing country.

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Speaker 3: That's what this is about. To keep people in their jobs.

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Speaker 3: We've got to put planes in the air and we've

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Speaker 1: Come fly with me.

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Speaker 3: Pray it's buddy, unreal O God, can I believe it?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a real kick in the deck for

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Speaker 1: those of us who already booked our easter flights.

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Speaker 3: Ah cop it Oh, I booked mine two nights ago.

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Speaker 1: Ah, yes, that e beened on the flyer and I'm

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Speaker 3: There's a whole bunch on the list here Gold Coast

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Speaker 3: Cans with Sunday's Last Days. I think it might be Lassiders.

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Speaker 3: Is that the restaurant in neighbors? You mean mon No Lassida?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Devonport, Bernie Broom, Avalon, Marimbulan. Some great spots there,

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Speaker 3: they're actually some great spots. Get around.

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Speaker 1: Where is it went by Avalon? Do they mean Avalon?

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Speaker 1: Like their where the airport is? Like I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: if you're getting that one.

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Speaker 1: down to this though. I just whilst this comes across

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Speaker 1: is this? They wouldn't be doing it unless.

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Speaker 3: They are making money out of it, as in the government. Yes, well,

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Speaker 3: think it's still a nice thing, isn't it, disagree Woods Cave.

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Speaker 1: Reminds me a little bit of when you're a kid

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Speaker 1: but it's not actually a treat. Right Yeah, now, I'll

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Speaker 7: Where's the ice cream? There's two reasons that that's not

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Speaker 7: She probably bought them for two fifty year colls.

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Speaker 1: Ye. In the second if you're a kid, sure, that's

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Speaker 1: You'd be sitting there for literally two hours.

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Speaker 3: Some of the women would wash my hair for me,

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Speaker 1: Strange, So he's what I want to do thirty one

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Speaker 1: or six five. And this is probably something you didn't

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Speaker 1: my parents made me believe that that was a treat.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my dad used to do with the lawnmower.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just come to me.

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Speaker 3: The treat was the lawnmower. Good boy, I would so

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Speaker 1: Genius, I mean, love it. There's a there's a bit

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Speaker 1: of respect there. Yeah, you do tip your cat a

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Speaker 1: little bit if you're a parent. Actually, on thirteen one

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Speaker 1: what are you passing off as a treat these days?

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Speaker 1: That's not a treat.

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Speaker 3: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Talking about treats that weren't actually treats. Now, that's deliberately

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Speaker 1: obscuring a little bit misleading. But what I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: the reason we're talking about the reason we're talking about

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Speaker 1: it is that Schoma is offering eight hundred thousand half

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Speaker 1: priced flights to dream dream holiday Australian destinations. Now, I

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Speaker 3: It's thirteen locations, Will.

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Speaker 1: But when did Lassida become a dream holiday?

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Speaker 3: We're still pretty sure that's the restaurant in neighbors, So

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Speaker 1: You can get your dream all a lawn cesss than

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're all nice spots, but dream holiday destinations.

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Speaker 1: I mean the with Sundays are on there. I mean,

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Speaker 1: dinner in time, you might get yourself a bit of

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Speaker 3: Capsicum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she tried to convince it. She had for two years.

445
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,120
Speaker 1: She used to call them red lollies. She'd be like, you, guys,

446
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,320
Speaker 1: it's a sweet, crispy snack, and then you bought that. Well,

447
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:31,800
Speaker 1: I went to school and I was like, oh, I

448
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,040
Speaker 1: want some capsicum.

449
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,080
Speaker 3: And I got.

450
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,880
Speaker 1: The playground. But it's a great little trick that parents pull.

451
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,680
Speaker 1: It's all about pulling the wool over kid's eyes, and

452
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,000
Speaker 1: it's just what you make them believe. So hearing some

453
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,639
Speaker 1: great call, maybe people are just walking out of that

454
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,159
Speaker 1: stupid now. Maybe you've only just realized that you were

455
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,119
Speaker 1: swindled by your parents. As a kid, Kylie, you had

456
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:50,280
Speaker 1: a treat that wasn't a treat.

457
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,080
Speaker 8: Yes, certainly did. I used to be allowed a special

458
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,639
Speaker 8: piece of chocolate when I was a kid, only to

459
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,560
Speaker 8: find out that it's actually worming chocolate.

460
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I.

461
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:07,840
Speaker 3: Got addicted to them. They're pretty good. No, no, Kylie,

462
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,560
Speaker 3: stay with me. Chocolate's pretty tasty gusting because remember there

463
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,560
Speaker 3: was a time in wa I thought I had the

464
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 3: old worms, but then realized I didn't. Cheese, I loved

465
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,120
Speaker 3: the chocoy anyway, Let's go to Lorry.

466
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,159
Speaker 1: Go to Lorry. That was disgusting chocolate.

467
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,919
Speaker 3: I quite liked it. It was almost like a bit

468
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 3: of like a it's like a medicated chocolate, which sort

469
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:28,920
Speaker 3: of gave it a tang.

470
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,560
Speaker 1: Let's go to Lorry on thirty one and sixty five Lorry.

471
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 1: Oh great, this is something. This is a treat that

472
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,959
Speaker 1: isn't a treat. But you're pulling the wool over your

473
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 1: kid's eyes.

474
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 8: I certainly am for us. So you know when you're

475
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 8: going to the shopping center and you have to take

476
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 8: your kids with you, well, I told them that only

477
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 8: good kids got to ride on the escalator, so they

478
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 8: had to behave While I was in the shop and

479
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 8: then I would take them on a ride.

480
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 3: A brilliant I mean, I remember my old man and

481
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 3: my old man he's a huge tight hours. But you

482
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 3: know that in the malls you do actually have the rides.

483
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, like the rocking horse or the race

484
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: car or whatever.

485
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 3: He convinced me for a very long time there was

486
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 3: no need to put a coin, and then they never moved.

487
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 3: So he would just put me in the car and

488
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 3: I just sit there and he'd be like, there's your ride, bude.

489
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 3: Remember I saw a kid on there and it was moving.

490
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, Yeah, it's an amazing moment when you.

491
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: Get to actually pierce the veil of the deceit that's

492
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: going on here. I remember when I was a kid.

493
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 1: Dad used said as oh, if you like you guys,

494
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 1: you get to come with the hospital. You get to

495
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: come to the hospital with me on a Saturday afternoon.

496
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah.

497
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 1: And it was a huge right, We're like, oh, you

498
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: go to the hospital. It's only now that I realized

499
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 1: that we were just playing mind sweeper in the nurses

500
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: station for five hours, that other kids were doing better things.

501
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 3: Jasmine, you did this to your daughter yesterday. Amazing what'd

502
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 3: you do?

503
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:59,120
Speaker 6: Okay, So here's seven and I wasn't feeling well yesterday

504
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 6: and we always read story together, so I told her

505
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 6: to save my voice from getting sore, she needs to

506
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 6: read stories by herself, and as a treat, she can

507
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 6: write me a one page book report about the story.

508
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 6: It's just really excited.

509
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: We're talking about smart parents. You might that's just a

510
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: dumb kid. I mean, if I'm being honest, he's right

511
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: into that, desmine. I kind of believe that what is

512
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: exciting about running a book report? Although to be fair,

513
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: I probably would have enjoyed that. Let's go to Laura

514
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: on th could I?

515
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 3: Laura?

516
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 2: Hey?

517
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: Going, guys, Laura, we're talking treats that weren't a treat?

518
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: What have you got for us? Yeah?

519
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 8: So when I was a little kid, when I was

520
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 8: well behaved, my special treat was watching my nan rush

521
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 8: her false teeth.

522
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 2: Oh boy, did you.

523
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 3: What did you enjoy about that?

524
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 9: Laura?

525
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 3: What was the treat for you there?

526
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 8: Well, honestly, I have no idea, but I used to

527
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 8: love it. And I was devastated if I did anything

528
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 8: wrong and.

529
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 3: I missed out, I was guttered.

530
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 9: Oh and then when she died, I got to kick.

531
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 8: The whole.

532
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 3: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

533
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: She is I would have had one of the all

534
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: time shows. If you missed it, get on the podcast.

535
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: Some of the worst questions ever.

536
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 3: I think I've had some howlers. But I'll tell you what.

537
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 3: I'm coming home with a bang because if you don't

538
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 3: know this. So Chris Hemsworth booked out an entire golf

539
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 3: course in New South Wales for the filming of the

540
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 3: new movie four. All these photos taken of it, et cetera.

541
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 3: And the question I want to ask right now is

542
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 3: if I called the same golf course and said that

543
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 3: there was a movie in the pipeline starring Australia's second

544
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 3: most famous actor, Jared the Toadfish Rebecca name, would you

545
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 3: give him the entire golf course for two and a

546
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 3: half to three months for no charge?

547
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: Laydown, Missire, I would have thought, go again, made laydown

548
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 1: Mossire like, I think it's a fetter complete.

549
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 3: Well, let's find out. Let's call the golf course right

550
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 3: now speaking, okay, going, My name is Peter Parkinson. I

551
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 3: believe this is the golf course that is currently or

552
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 3: recently was being used for the filming of that new

553
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 3: Thor movie.

554
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: Okay, is that true?

555
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, mate, you're.

556
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 3: Not sure if Thor's been filmed there.

557
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 2: No, there's nothing abing filmed here currently.

558
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Okay, listen, Well, I've got reason to believe

559
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 3: that potentially there had been a bit of filming there,

560
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 3: and I'm actually calling from a production company myself, wondering

561
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 3: if I could potentially or my production could potentially bring

562
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: a couple of cameras down and do a bit of

563
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 3: filming there as well.

564
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: I can definitely take your details and pass one of

565
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 2: the general manager. I know he's just he's in today,

566
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 2: he's on the phone at the moment he's on the phone.

567
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 3: Look, look before you pass me on to the general manager,

568
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: why not has run a buyer? And then you can

569
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 3: probably give me an idea where this is something that

570
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 3: the GM would be keen on doing. But look, I'll

571
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 3: start off by saying, you're a found.

572
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: Of neighbors, mate, I've seen it around.

573
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 3: Do you know Tody? Do you know the character Tody

574
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: the Toadfish? Yeah, it's standing. So look, he's the idea,

575
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 3: he's the elevator pitch made. It's sort of like a

576
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 3: combination between movies like Happy Gilmore and Legend of bag Events.

577
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 3: But basically you've got the Toadfish trying to become a

578
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 3: pro golfer bit of a spinoff from Neighbors itself, So

579
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 3: a bit of humor there, but you know a little

580
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: bit of heart there as well, because you know the

581
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: little bastard's going to go pretty well on the pro tour.

582
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 3: And not give away too much of the film, it'd

583
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 3: be great to watch and the film will be called

584
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 3: Toadfish in a Whole. And you basically just did a

585
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 3: great looking golf course within Australia where we can film

586
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: for look looking like two and a half to three months.

587
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 2: Everything that comes our way, it's the GM looks at.

588
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: So yeah, you wouldn't rule it out. I will say

589
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: that we are very very busy, of course.

590
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we'd probably want to take over at least

591
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 3: one hole or a couple of holes, so no one

592
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: could actually play there for a couple of months. Is

593
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 3: that something that the gem has done before?

594
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 2: No matter how big the shoot is, it's very very

595
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 2: unlikely that you take over a hole for for more

596
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: than a couple of days.

597
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, okay, And security there works all right because again,

598
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,719
Speaker 3: I don't want to give away too much, but we're

599
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: thinking about she looks she's not confirmed yet, but Metal

600
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: and West. Do you know maddal and West? No, she

601
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 3: played she played d on Neighbors. She's been an Underbelly

602
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 3: and a few other shows there as well. But she's

603
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 3: going to be she's going to be there.

604
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 2: Well, look as far as our security goes, we don't

605
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 2: normally provide our own security for that.

606
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 3: But yeah, right, okay, yeah, yep, no drums at all.

607
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 3: What about food and common? Is there any accommodation of

608
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 3: the golf course then no, ye, but what would I know?

609
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 3: The toad fish himself, he's got his own caravan that

610
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: he takes to different shoots and whatnot. It's it's an

611
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: awesome thing. It's all decked out and whatnot. But he's kind.

612
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Of fish fish. What you talking about?

613
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 3: Cavan? Caravan deck down, not as all.

614
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: There and he lives in there.

615
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: While sting, I was wanting to get park the golf

616
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 3: course fish, we didn't. It was unreasonable.

617
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like it's gonna get over here. We've got

618
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: food there accommodation with because he likes to caravan's funny,

619
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: awesome never.

620
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 3: Know he entertained a bit.

621
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: They didn't mind my battle in West absolutely stiff under

622
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: the door, hit you on the way out, sheep play. Yeah,

623
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: I never heard of him. I never heard of it.

624
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 3: Dairy dork.

625
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: A lot of things in this world woods that really

626
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: sit on the line. Are your maverick? Are your mouse?

627
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: Your renegade? Are you a ruffian? Are you a shamrock?

628
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: Or are you a chemmy?

629
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 3: Are you a legendary? A loser?

630
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 1: Very good?

631
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 3: Write one down to now?

632
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: All right, what we're gonna do is on thirty one

633
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: and six y five, Love to hear from you, guys.

634
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: Is a visible G string daring or dork?

635
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 3: I don't know if this one's on the line. If

636
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 3: I'm being honest, well, really one percent of daring. Really,

637
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: for anyone to go out with male or female with

638
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 3: G string showing shows an incredible confidence to go. I

639
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 3: don't care what you think, I don't care what you

640
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 3: can see. Really, I will wear this G string and

641
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 3: I want you to see it.

642
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: Isn't there an argument there that if it is visible

643
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: and they didn't intend for people to see it, that

644
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: it's very dorky.

645
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 3: Okay, So intention definitely comes into it. I think, well,

646
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: we're talking.

647
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: About obviously, intention comes into it.

648
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: We're talking about maps, obviously from last night, Coco, Coco,

649
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 3: Coco whatever, she was definitely deliberately showing her sparkling black

650
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 3: G string. I mean, here's her talking about it is

651
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 3: fair to say that this outfit is a bit risky.

652
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 5: Go out with a bang, honey, you got to show

653
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 5: the people what aren't working with.

654
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 3: She described her outfit as cheeks popping, titty's dropping. Hm,

655
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: that's wild. So she was into that's daring from Coco.

656
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: Well, I was daring for her. So you think the

657
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: intent comes into it. But as I said to you,

658
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,959
Speaker 1: if they're not intending to show off the G banger,

659
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: m m, surely it's dorky.

660
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Would you be that embarrassed though? If you G string was.

661
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: Well, I've never worn a G string you have? That's

662
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,479
Speaker 1: fair Woods. But let's go to Diana, good day, Diana,

663
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Speaker 1: Hey fellow is a visible G banger? Is it daring

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Speaker 1: or dork Look?

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Speaker 6: I just cast your minds back to Kaptain Kim when

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Speaker 6: Kim wore was her.

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Speaker 9: Out of her pants so proudly?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit skanky?

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Speaker 1: Yeah right right right? Okay, all right, So is that

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Speaker 1: closer to dork then I'd say so, yes, skanky dog.

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Speaker 3: When you bring out the Kim example that I mean

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Speaker 3: that was definitely dorky.

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Speaker 1: Skanky dork. I mean it's a shocking comba bit of

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Speaker 1: a squawk. Alright, let's rote over everyone else thirty one

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Speaker 1: or six five woods absolute secho seems to think that

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Speaker 1: it's daring, not surprising at all. Is a visible G

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Speaker 1: string daring or dork? Over to you guys talking about

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Speaker 1: something which we're deeply underqualified to actually talk about. Is

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Speaker 1: a visible G string daring or dork? The reason we're

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Speaker 1: asking this is because Coco on Math's Last Night, she

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Speaker 1: seemed to think that her kit, which in her words,

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Speaker 1: was cheeks popping, titties drop and was involved a sparkling

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Speaker 1: black G string.

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Speaker 3: It is fair to say that this outfit is a

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Speaker 3: bit risky.

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Speaker 5: Go out with a bang, honey, you got to show

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Speaker 5: the people what aren't working with.

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Speaker 3: And by people, she means Cam who's Cam. No, her

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Speaker 3: buner is sam but they've decided to be made so

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Speaker 3: now she wants to get the attention of the saucy

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Speaker 3: cam who's married to Samantha.

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Speaker 1: This show is well Coco and Sam married at first sight.

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Speaker 1: Yes they were will but obviously not married, as I

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Speaker 1: continue to remind you an everyone else, but.

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Speaker 3: For the TV show that our marriage.

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Speaker 1: She can just move away from him when she chooses.

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Speaker 3: Yes, dinner pated last night, she's a marriage celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it mocks the institution of marriage.

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Speaker 3: A little bit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Right, get a bit offended. But I'm happy to marry

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Speaker 3: those people if they actually want to get married for real,

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Speaker 3: cocolet do.

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Speaker 1: Let's continue on the topic. We are doing daring or

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Speaker 1: dork darry dorky? So is a G string a visible

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Speaker 1: G string that is daring or dork? Let's go to

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Speaker 1: Maddie to kick things off. God, Maddie, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: Daring or dork? The visible G bang of the whale tail?

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Speaker 9: So I reckon a little bit of a spin? I

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Speaker 9: reckon it's more so is it tasteful or tactless?

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't change the segment. It's my segment.

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Speaker 3: Did you nice alliteration?

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Speaker 2: I like that?

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Speaker 1: Not bad, not bad, not too bad, but hands off.

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Speaker 3: I'm done with it.

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Speaker 1: Will do you just come on shry to change the segment? Okay,

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Speaker 1: go to Alicia or a Elisha a Alisha perfect, perfect

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Speaker 1: Elishah would have been a bit strange. Let's get down

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Speaker 1: to it. What do you reckon? Alisha? The it's always dorky, dorky.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you're always trying to hard. If you're doing it.

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Speaker 3: Right, Alisha or Alisha, if you're deliberately like Coco last

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Speaker 3: night they say through sparkly pants, the black sparkley g string.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's just a daring move, isn't it, Alicia?

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Speaker 1: No, I mean she's trying too hard, trying to trying

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Speaker 1: to hard. Dog gone got to Maddie. Oh damn it,

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Speaker 1: she's back. Get I Maddie walking back? How did that happen?

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Speaker 1: You've you've swindled me, you and the producers. What all right, Maddie,

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Speaker 1: Well you're back on the air. You've come back for

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Speaker 1: a second bite of the chair. You got something. Obviously

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Speaker 1: the producers been quite important to say go for it.

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Speaker 9: I don't know, like I just I think it's not

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Speaker 9: more so daring on Dog.

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Speaker 6: I think whether you know it's more of a tasteful

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Speaker 6: thing to do, or whether it's just a tactless.

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Speaker 1: Things going on about you said?

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Speaker 3: The producers put her back since she said.

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Speaker 1: Exactly the same thing. She's trying to hijack the segment.

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Speaker 1: She's already tried once. Well, I actually really liked her alliteration,

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Speaker 1: but she said it was tactless. We heard that the

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Speaker 1: first time.

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Speaker 3: Have you been listening to the show?

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Speaker 2: People?

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Speaker 1: Two people say the same thing three times?

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Speaker 3: It was five out of ten gear and you've gone,

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Speaker 3: you know what, the boys want to hear that gear again.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to actually Ashley, bring us home, mate, we're

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Speaker 1: talking the visible G string. Obviously Coco from Maths was

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Speaker 1: wearing it last night. Apparently you didn't watch Maths Join

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Speaker 1: the club? But what do you think about that? Whether

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Speaker 1: the g's dring, visible, daring or dorg tasteful.

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Speaker 9: I was gonna say, Maddie tasteful or daring in maybe

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Speaker 9: two thousand and three, So back when we rocked the

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Speaker 9: Whale Tale and we were, you know, nineteen and trying

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Speaker 9: to copy a little Kim and gear out, maybe I

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Speaker 9: mean I may.

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Speaker 8: Have possibly given that a crack.

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Speaker 9: But not now, not today.

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Speaker 3: Not actually actually so if the visible G string or

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Speaker 3: whale tail or whatever you want to call it, was

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Speaker 3: the way to get a man's attention in two thousand

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Speaker 3: and three, let's fast forward to twenty twenty one. You

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Speaker 3: want to go to a dinner party, you want to

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Speaker 3: get the attention of a married man. What are you

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Speaker 3: doing in today's day and age.

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Speaker 9: Oh goodness, that's that's putting me on this. I was

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Speaker 9: going to say, back in two thousand and three, you

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Speaker 9: know we'd get attention anyway, But now you know we've

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Speaker 9: got this women's movement and we're doing the right thing.

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Speaker 9: Come on, be more respectful, ladies. Let's let's get our

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Speaker 9: groobs out instead.

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