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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack Post, good morning, Good morning, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: That's very formal Jack, good one.

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Speaker 5: It was a little bit good morning.

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Speaker 3: It's very likely walking past, say, colleague, you don't know

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Speaker 3: that well in a long corral? Or good morning David,

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Speaker 3: morning Malcolm. Can you have that report by nine? Please?

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Speaker 6: Who's this guy I've seen?

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Speaker 3: I brought him twelve.

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Speaker 5: Eggs for you today as well.

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Speaker 4: You for that, yes, thank you, because you still can't

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Speaker 4: get eggs.

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Speaker 6: You can't get eggs racing in the north, and you

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Speaker 6: guys are all finding your eggs all right in the

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Speaker 6: in the north. Our supermarkets are still empty eggs.

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Speaker 5: But why don't they chat to West or South?

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Speaker 6: I don't know you guys.

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Speaker 5: Game of Thrones? Can they not share sporting the eggs?

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Speaker 6: Thank you for those as well, free range.

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Speaker 3: Now, Patsy. And did you get your hair done? Your

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Speaker 3: hair looks different today.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I had my high highlights done again six monthly.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait is that dyed?

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Speaker 7: You're so hilarious, so funny. You've got a bit of

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Speaker 7: gray in your hair as well.

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Speaker 5: But do you know what it is?

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Speaker 3: Honest?

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Speaker 5: Gray?

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Speaker 3: I die to put that in. Just look more sophisticated, more,

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Speaker 3: I go, I go, I just do a cloning. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I was just going. I thought it was natural. I said,

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Speaker 3: you know what, did you hear a question? I was

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Speaker 3: a question? You are?

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Speaker 6: What's wrong with them?

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Speaker 4: And not wanting to be gray?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're shaking me for being gray.

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Speaker 4: No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: You've got gray. I've got a bit of clooney here.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 6: Mister Sheffield's such a.

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Speaker 5: But your hair, that's great.

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Speaker 7: You've had something done to it always feels so natural

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Speaker 7: as well fresh hair. Of course it's natural, yes all

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Speaker 7: the way. I'm not at all dark haired or brunette.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, so three.

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Speaker 3: About before I moved here, you still have my hair

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Speaker 3: dyed to keep it. But then I got here and

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Speaker 3: I just was get my hair cut one day and

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Speaker 3: you know, you probably don't realize this. Trainings can be

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Speaker 3: very blunt, right, And this is Andrews. I started to go.

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Speaker 3: Who became a friend and he's a really good guy

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Speaker 3: and he goes one day he goes, there's some you know, man,

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Speaker 3: your ways you really want to be dying a hair,

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Speaker 3: just be a bit more authentic and I stopped stupart

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Speaker 3: but swelling me to stop dying. I don't do anymore,

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Speaker 3: but it probably you and I know some people that

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Speaker 3: do still do that.

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Speaker 6: Who do we know?

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Speaker 3: No, no, we do.

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Speaker 9: Don't you know?

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Speaker 3: He does?

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Speaker 5: No, I can't say anymore.

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Speaker 3: I can't say any more anymore. No no, no, I

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Speaker 3: can't no no, no, this could.

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Speaker 5: Get if this got out.

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Speaker 3: No no, no.

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Speaker 5: Now they probably don't want rego. No, he doesn't die. Bigger,

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Speaker 5: bigger Jack, bigger, bigger.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, passed your hair dresses yesterday?

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Speaker 7: It wasn't the hairdressers yesterday. And something really funny happened.

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Speaker 7: Actually it was a bit odd. I felt like I'd

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Speaker 7: step back a few decades. A gentleman came in and

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Speaker 7: asked hiding my hairdresser, He said, do you want your

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Speaker 7: scissors sharpened? And it wasn't just any guy off the street.

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Speaker 7: He is a professional sharpener. And he's like traveling salesman

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Speaker 7: and goes all around the hairdressers sharpening.

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Speaker 3: It's not that he's not a traveling salesman. What's he

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Speaker 3: selling sharps.

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Speaker 4: A well? And I just I was taken back.

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Speaker 3: I thought, Oh, they're old world travel from the handling era.

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Speaker 7: But you don't stop and think that, A they need

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Speaker 7: their scissors sharpened, and where do they go?

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Speaker 3: There's not like necessary have a machine out the back

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Speaker 3: that they put them into, you know, a lathe.

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Speaker 7: Or But yeah, so he goes around all the suburbs

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Speaker 7: and sharpens everyone scissors and apparently he's.

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Speaker 4: Been doing it for you.

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Speaker 5: Obviously do your kitchen knives as well?

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know it.

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Speaker 5: Must do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's not nice just air dressers.

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Speaker 7: I should have asked him because our globals a bit

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Speaker 7: blunt and it's got a couple of chips in it

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Speaker 7: because we're not Has.

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Speaker 3: Anyone ever bought that thing? TV adverts that sort of

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Speaker 3: kitchen top thing put in.

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Speaker 5: And out a little bit of water. That thing is rubbish.

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Speaker 6: Isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Does he know what he does?

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Speaker 5: It just tickles the balls of the night.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't do anything.

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Speaker 5: He calls the blade.

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Speaker 3: You don't look at the showgun.

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Speaker 6: How do you.

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Speaker 5: Rubbish?

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Speaker 3: Rubbish? That little two tiny stones that rub together?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, with the water? Is it? No house?

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Speaker 6: Does it have the water?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, you got the water based

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 6: No, he's gonna say one with me.

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Speaker 10: No, no, I do now I used to have what

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Speaker 10: you had was the wet stone. It's like a block

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Speaker 10: of cemental.

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Speaker 3: Granite, granite, I think it is, and you have to

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Speaker 3: it's possible. It's impossible, really hard to use.

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Speaker 10: Jack's got like a sharpener for dummies, which he gave

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Speaker 10: it to me where it's like it's like a toy

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Speaker 10: shirt knife sharpener.

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Speaker 6: And it's four proof. I'm going to get you one

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Speaker 6: of these sixteen bucks.

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Speaker 3: And does it really want?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 6: You notice the difference.

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Speaker 3: And now someone told me, right professional chef, that you're

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Speaker 3: meant to really bluntt first of all, so you can

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Speaker 3: take off a leather belt, which every man should own.

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Speaker 3: You've got a leather belt.

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Speaker 6: But I don't run my knife.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you should do. And apparently that's how you strop.

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Speaker 4: It because the barbers do that old cut throat race.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I thought that was sharpening it when you saw that.

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Speaker 3: Now I think just to strop it to blunt it,

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Speaker 3: and then you need to really blunt it down. Then

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Speaker 3: you sharpen it, and it's better to do that.

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Speaker 6: Right, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what Patsy get that guy's number, And that

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Speaker 3: must be a mobile business.

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Speaker 5: It's not a whole new world.

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Speaker 3: I mean, nobody is there's a whole new world. You

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Speaker 3: can't go AI and shop on your knife. God, he

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Speaker 3: must work for Elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday.

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Speaker 3: In the show, we're talking about your stories of mum

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Speaker 3: rage and I've just seen this one that came in

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Speaker 3: after the show ended. You don't think we can read on.

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Speaker 3: I can't share this. I can't not share this.

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Speaker 6: You've tickled us.

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Speaker 3: It's a hot potato. Got to share it, Christian mom.

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Speaker 3: Actually this came in at half two yesterday afternoon. The

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Speaker 3: show ended five and a half hours previously. And someone goes,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, you know what I've got to just

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Speaker 3: we don't even hear half two in the afternoon yesterday,

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Speaker 3: Christian mum rage story. Don't also the fact she's addressing

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Speaker 3: me at half two in the afternoon like I might

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Speaker 3: be around doing some ad men. Christian mum rage story.

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Speaker 3: When my sister accidentally scratched my mum's favorite record brackets

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Speaker 3: the Sting movie soundtrack, brilliant movie that she took the

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Speaker 3: record and smashed up for my sisters. Oh wow, actually

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Speaker 3: hard to break vinyl. It's actually really hard to because

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Speaker 3: it's got a lot of flex it's hard. Maybe twenty minutes,

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Speaker 3: just try to ifact. I might put my foot, throw

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Speaker 3: it still, weaken it a bit and then come back

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Speaker 3: to you. Stay right there, you though.

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Speaker 5: Stay right there now.

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Speaker 3: Producing Caitlin's just popped her head in the studio and

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Speaker 3: said that she sharpen knives.

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Speaker 11: Yes, I can sharpen a knife just.

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Speaker 3: And that's the bogan in you.

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Speaker 11: Well, it is actually a bit bogan because I learned

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Speaker 11: it at my public high school when I was doing

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Speaker 11: hospitality and we didn't have knife sharpeners.

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Speaker 4: So instead you.

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Speaker 11: Can use the underside of a dinner plate or any

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Speaker 11: sort of porceland.

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Speaker 5: It's nice way around to someone's else.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, knives, Do you know what I actually do?

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Speaker 3: Leaping scratch marks all the way across the nice Look

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Speaker 3: this is now it's throwing it like a tomahawk.

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Speaker 5: At the wall.

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Speaker 11: I'll prove it to you because if you turn a plate.

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Speaker 5: Don't worry.

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Speaker 3: We don't need it. I don't need I take your

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Speaker 3: work for it.

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Speaker 6: It'll save you.

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Speaker 11: If you're an airbnban, you think, bloody hell, this knife

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Speaker 11: is not sharp enough.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to lose my deposit. If I'm ruining plates,

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Speaker 3: no turn it.

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Speaker 5: He must have had a.

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Speaker 3: Circus knife thrower staying near the knives.

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Speaker 5: I mean they're in the wall.

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Speaker 11: But god lordie, if you turn a plate over and

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Speaker 11: you know how it has that little ring around the

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Speaker 11: bottom side of it.

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Speaker 6: That just keeps it off.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so if you use that side, they'll never know

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Speaker 11: that you've done it.

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Speaker 3: You'll just have a little bit of it will leave

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Speaker 3: like chip marks, won't it the china or no ace,

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Speaker 3: a little bit of gray.

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Speaker 11: But if you just go really nicely, you won't know.

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Speaker 3: What would you do? So you do both sides of

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Speaker 3: the blade?

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Speaker 11: Yep, exactly, just on that list.

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Speaker 3: What are you do pulling it towards you a kind

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Speaker 3: of motion?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So you know when you have like a knife sharpener

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Speaker 11: that's just like a stick, a metal stick, and you

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Speaker 11: use that to shove.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I remember that. Yeah, my dad used to have that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, doing the turkey.

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Speaker 6: Never throw a music.

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Speaker 11: Yes, So you just you do that, but with the

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Speaker 11: underside of the plate on that rim, and.

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Speaker 6: You just go don't, don't, don't dunk and then.

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Speaker 4: You got a tomato slice straight through it.

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Well, even with a semi blunt blade. Tomato is like

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Speaker 3: the softest It's still quite easy to chop a tomato.

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Speaker 6: No way that is without it.

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Speaker 3: No one is like this is like a pineapple. My

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Speaker 3: knife is bouncing off this soft.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely?

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Speaker 11: We aren't going to do anything.

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Speaker 5: I fear being judged.

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Speaker 6: Because you're allowed to have any Do you think so

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Speaker 6: You were within your eyes.

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Speaker 3: Good now, Jack, what do you think is the most

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Speaker 7: Anywhere at Jack, everyone had those in the eighties.

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Speaker 6: Did you have plastic strips at once?

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Speaker 3: This is different those tassitly things. You're right, shops had them.

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Speaker 6: Probably sandwich between two normal weeklies have flobber at the front,

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Speaker 3: Jack, don't ever used don't use the word movie like flubber,

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Speaker 3: poor porn under flopper reference. Yes, oh big busty ladies

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Speaker 3: Can you still get them now, beautiful thing.

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Speaker 10: It's classy because you come back here and get your

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Speaker 3: You are permanently, permanently your own mini bar.

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Speaker 6: Yes exactly. If wid bag wasn't classy enough to put it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all mounted, it's amazing. How come no one has

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Speaker 4: You win it.

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Speaker 3: Scotchy can would blow his mine and those judges, wow,

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Speaker 5: It's a talking point.

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Speaker 3: You just won the block. All right? What is the

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Speaker 3: most bogan thing you own? No judgment here, okay, Christian

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Speaker 6: Inside camping jet ad Bogan.

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Speaker 5: It felt great. Christian.

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Speaker 3: The house I'm renting at the moment has those plastic

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Speaker 3: They're colored blue and white, and I am a fan Christian.

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Speaker 3: it is the nerdiest. A life size cutout of Gandolf

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Speaker 3: If you're over sixteen Christian. Of my house, we have

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Speaker 3: the most bogan outdoor accessory, the PVC stubby holder.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, we've got a whole collection of those.

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Speaker 6: Well, well, I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 5: Keeps it keeps you cold.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but what you're making out of the PVC piping, it.

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Speaker 7: Was just a near bring material cold like the old

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Speaker 6: When I think of PVC, I think of that pipe.

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Speaker 3: See yeah, no, no, interesting means what's up?

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Speaker 5: What's up?

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Speaker 6: My friend has one.

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Speaker 10: It is a pipe where you put your stakeholders in,

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Speaker 3: Pipe and they see through transparent ones.

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Speaker 6: Take to stubby hold another.

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Speaker 5: One like the tube they put the money in at

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Speaker 3: They should have that for shouldn't they just load up

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Speaker 6: That is an look.

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Speaker 3: Every Friday, my brothers and I would have to agree

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Speaker 3: on a movie to rent at video easy spelled eased. Why,

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Speaker 3: of course I always chose Flubber Christian. Until I heard

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Speaker 5: A flubber Buffer Patsy.

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Speaker 3: Now I know you are a bit of a Bogan,

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Speaker 7: But if you're not a Bogan, Oh yeah we are.

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Speaker 3: I think that that's a Footwether's common all over the world.

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Speaker 6: You can go more Bogan. I reckon. If we had

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Speaker 3: With what are you saying?

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Speaker 5: She was in towns?

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Speaker 6: Didn't you tell us once that you have Do you

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Speaker 7: No, I don't have Buddha water. That's not Bogan water.

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Speaker 5: Is the water feature is?

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Speaker 4: I wish it was miscado.

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Speaker 3: That would be awesome, all right, participating.

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Speaker 5: What is the most Boguan thing you own?

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Speaker 11: I own two barbecues, a small barbecue and a large barbecue.

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Speaker 3: What you like a Gordon Ramsey sets up out there

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you just never know when the family's coming around.

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Speaker 3: You just want all options.

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Speaker 11: So one of them has like the flat plate and

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Speaker 6: Into back Can you win?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Two, So two outdoor barbecues next to each other.

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Speaker 11: Literally this is my backyard. If you're looking at my house,

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Speaker 11: it goes big barbecue door to the inside, little barbecue,

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Speaker 5: Finger big.

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Speaker 3: That is amazing the outdoor TV. I spy in my

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Speaker 9: Your escue.

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Speaker 11: Mine has wheels, so it's.

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Speaker 3: You've got the handle with the wheels, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And it's got the little tiny holder in the top

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it has the two. And it also has the

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Speaker 6: So if I go fishing, that's.

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Speaker 5: A higher level than me.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you are bogan plus.

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Speaker 6: You very much.

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Speaker 3: I reckon you might be one of the most bogan

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Speaker 11: Actually, growing up, I also had the singing fish on

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Speaker 9: That might.

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Speaker 6: This is too many cliches. One person was made out

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Speaker 11: Yeah, from our local wood guy who also made our

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Speaker 3: Right, this is amazing, all right, keep just going. What

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Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian, my dad's most boga thing here and he does

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Speaker 3: have the Buddha in the garden water feature.

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Speaker 5: Christian, I'm going to confess now.

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Speaker 3: Please read my name on the radio Shaw James Teddy,

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Speaker 3: who has a collection of eighties plastic stubby holders. We're

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Speaker 3: talking Carsomaine for x Foster's Christian, I can beat Caitlin.

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Speaker 3: I have three outdoor barbecues. Wellow, it's bogan poker.

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Speaker 5: Let's play three outdoor barbecues. We've got the baby Weber.

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Speaker 3: I've got a mini electric barbecue and a big gas barbecue.

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Speaker 3: I also have is the is the most boga thing

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Speaker 3: you can have? The flat screen TV outdoors as well

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Speaker 3: and a fridge. All right, So yesterday, big exciting news

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Speaker 3: about the Olympics. It's going to be in Brisbane in Australia. Now,

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Speaker 3: the Olympics, as we know, you know recently saw what

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Speaker 3: they did in Paris and in twenty twelve we had

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Speaker 3: it in London. It's a it's a chance for your

461
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Speaker 3: country to show case of the world. Just what an

462
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Speaker 3: amazing country is. It's a big tourist crab. Basicly in

463
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Speaker 3: countries bid against this to get the rights of the Olympics.

464
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Speaker 3: It's an amazing thing to win the rights to the

465
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Speaker 3: Olympics in twenty thirty two. But straight away you think

466
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Speaker 3: bris Vegas anything, it's billions to do this. How can city,

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Speaker 3: not even Sydney or Melbourne afford to host something as

468
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Speaker 3: big and grand as Olympics.

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Speaker 5: And then there was a talk of there's going to.

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Speaker 3: Be a budget games, which isn't a word you'd normally.

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Speaker 6: A ready flag. Straight Away you're like, oh no.

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Speaker 3: This is not going to be the showcase Australia.

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Speaker 5: We want it to be Rio.

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Speaker 3: What did you find out, you said, because the whole

475
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Speaker 3: plans were announced yesterday.

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Speaker 10: Yes, and well actually for the twenty thirty two Games,

477
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Speaker 10: no other city in the world bid for us.

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Speaker 3: You're kidding, wont it's going to be a world first?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We won by default. Do you think it's because it

481
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Speaker 3: gives cost so much money? Now?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I think it's London still in debt, still in debt

484
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Speaker 3: for really?

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Speaker 10: Yes, Oh my goodness, Well that's what we're trying to

486
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Speaker 10: avoid Brisbane was saying, we're going to be the budget Olympics.

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Speaker 3: So they're going to do it after when I have

488
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Speaker 3: a stadium on after pay.

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Speaker 10: They said we're not going to build any new stadiums.

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Speaker 10: It's all going to be contained within Brisbane. And then

491
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Speaker 10: they've done.

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Speaker 3: When you go to Brisbane, it's a lovely place. So

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Speaker 3: I'm not knocking Bristle, but you don't go there and

494
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Speaker 3: think Olympics.

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Speaker 6: This is set up and primed already. Change nothing.

496
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Speaker 3: Mega stadiums everywhere you walk around here in Melbourne than

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Speaker 3: the sports precinct.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 10: They did a one hundred day review because it things

500
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Speaker 10: started to get dicey in the media. They started calling

501
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Speaker 10: it the hot Mess Olympics. So the government called an

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Speaker 10: emergency review to see how they could actually make it happen.

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Speaker 6: So there's been some backflips. They said, there's working to anyone.

504
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Speaker 5: They've got no room for backflips.

505
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Speaker 3: We're not putting high ceilings on, no back flips, no backflips,

506
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Speaker 3: keep them alone, just to that little full roll poly.

507
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Speaker 10: So they are actually they've realized they're going to have

508
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Speaker 10: to build a new stadium.

509
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Speaker 3: Need a bigger stadium, So they're building a stadium.

510
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Speaker 10: Also, if you want to get to the Gather in

511
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Speaker 10: the next seven years, you better hurry up because they're

512
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Speaker 10: going to demolish it straight after the Olympics.

513
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Speaker 6: They're going to use it for the cricket.

514
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Speaker 10: And then apparently it's too old and worn down, so

515
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Speaker 10: then they're going to get rid of it.

516
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Speaker 6: Where they're going to they're going to get rid of

517
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Speaker 6: it after the cricket.

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Speaker 10: This year they're using it for the cricket at the Olympics.

519
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Speaker 10: So the twenty thirty two Olympics is going to have cricket.

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Speaker 3: But that's all that.

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Speaker 6: It's right.

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Speaker 5: They're doing it for the first time at the LA Games.

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Speaker 6: Yes, okay, but wait they're using so they've got the

524
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Speaker 6: biggest stadium they've got currently is the Gabba and they're

525
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Speaker 6: only using that for cricket.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're building a bigger new one.

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Speaker 3: Ye that makes So where's the Anthonet it's going to be.

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Speaker 10: That's what they're building the new stadium for and that

529
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Speaker 10: will be the Brisbane Lines new home ground.

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Speaker 6: Something.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yescity. Will that be like a one hundred thousand.

532
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Speaker 10: Sixty five thousand I think is what I saw. So

533
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Speaker 10: but it will be really like high tech et cetera,

534
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Speaker 10: et cetera. They also realize they can't do it all

535
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Speaker 10: in Brisbane, so they're doing some events in Rockhampton. They're

536
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Speaker 10: doing the rowing in salt water infested river.

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Speaker 3: I like this. It's trying to wake up. Some of

538
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: these events a little bit boring to watch on TV.

539
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Speaker 3: Chuck a few freshies in there and saltees. You're going

540
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Speaker 3: to get a lot of world records broken.

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Speaker 6: That's what Albo said that.

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Speaker 10: He said, ah, but they're going to be in crock

543
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Speaker 10: infested waters and he said, well, they're going to set

544
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Speaker 10: some world records. But there's also a lot of they're

545
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Speaker 10: building two new stadiums and they said, oh, what events

546
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Speaker 10: are you going to put in there?

547
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Speaker 6: And they just said, oh, TBC indoor stadiums.

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Speaker 3: They don't even know any rough idea. They haven't googled,

549
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Speaker 3: like going on Wikipedia. What do you have at this Olympics.

550
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Speaker 10: So there's a lot of mystery, a lot of tea.

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Speaker 3: Why are they going to stay because I'm in London.

552
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Speaker 3: They actually they spent billions about building the Olympic village

553
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Speaker 3: because there's thousands of athletes from all over the world

554
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Speaker 3: who have to come to your city. Yeah, I don't know.

555
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: They're going to put people up like lodging. Yeah, look

557
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Speaker 5: they stay.

558
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Speaker 3: Stay with a local. You've got the Aranian shot putting team.

559
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Speaker 3: You're competing at six.

560
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Speaker 6: And so they haven't played for the swimming yet because

561
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 6: at one stage they were looking to have one of

562
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Speaker 6: the rugby fields sun Corp Stadium is it and they

563
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 6: were just going to build a swimming pool. Dig up the.

564
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Speaker 3: Made Paul flooded with a nine x hot in it

565
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Speaker 3: take a year to fill it up.

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Speaker 5: Don't turn the tap off.

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Speaker 10: I think they're just putting temporary seating in the current hall.

568
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Speaker 10: So they've got a pool there at the moment, they're

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Speaker 10: just going to whack some more seats up there.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian two barbecues, three barbecuesque.

571
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Speaker 3: I've got six four different smokers. I just want I've

572
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Speaker 3: got a smoker and a pizza ro and I'm become

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Speaker 3: a more bogan over you. I live here, Christian. We've

574
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 3: got six burner you've got there, it's are huge. Who

575
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: needs six burners? But listen to this roll? Cool, This

576
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Speaker 3: person's got a six burner. So that's a massive, big

577
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: old barbecue. They've got four four different smokers. What are

578
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 3: you running a restaurant, a tex Mex restaurant, a pizza

579
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 3: oven as well, two mini spit roasts and a full

580
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 3: sized spit This is like a Viking banquet? Are you

581
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 3: in a long hall? Plus a webber but small webber?

582
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 3: And the seventy inch TV on the outside wall? What

583
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 3: what that's like an RHSL?

584
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 5: You've got there? All right?

585
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: So yesterday I was how in Klos time we're going

586
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 3: back to the UK of the easter break, and my

587
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 3: wife has taken her mother's some of our ashes back

588
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: to give to her sisters, and so we've got to

589
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Speaker 3: do all this paperwork. We didn't realize you have to

590
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 3: do all this admin to take ashes onto a plane

591
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 3: and leave one country and go into another country. And

592
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Speaker 3: yesterday we were asking, your story is about what did

593
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Speaker 3: you do with the ashes? We had so many incredible stories,

594
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 3: and loadsmore came in yesterday as well. Jack and I

595
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 3: were saying this morning, we didn't know you could have

596
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 3: so many different stories. And I thought by nine o'clock

597
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 3: yesterday we'd heard. But no, no, no, my friends, there

598
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 3: are some incredible ones to get through this morning. So

599
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Speaker 3: we're doing a part two What did you do with

600
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Speaker 3: the ashes? If you want to take part and you've

601
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Speaker 3: got your story nine four one one four three Melanie Christian,

602
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Speaker 3: I thought i'd share with you a story of all

603
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 3: my dad's ashes. My dad ended up living in Florida,

604
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 3: it was Australian and sadly passed away after a long

605
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Speaker 3: battle with dementia. I'm sorry to hear that now. His wish, though,

606
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 3: was to come back to Australia and he wanted his

607
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 3: ashes scattered in the ocean near Sorrento. My youngest sister

608
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Speaker 3: had the task to bring dad home. The funeral home

609
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 3: gave my sister to own with the paperwork, and Dad

610
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Speaker 3: was ready to head homeward bound back to Australia. First

611
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Speaker 3: leg of the journey was from Fort Myers to air

612
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Speaker 3: to la While going through the airport's security, my sister

613
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 3: said to the guard there, take care, that's my dad

614
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Speaker 3: in the The next thing, you know, my sister hears

615
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Speaker 3: the man saying on his walkie talkie human remains coming

616
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Speaker 3: through whose airport? Security in America is intense. My sister

617
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: was a little horrified at this point, to my sister's surprise.

618
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 3: She then sees the security man checking out the ashes

619
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Speaker 3: and queries, is what's going on? He said, we're checking

620
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Speaker 3: the urn for drugs. Apparently it's very common cover they

621
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 3: hide in urns with actual ashes drugs. My sister couldn't

622
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 3: believe that our dad was now being drug tested. Dad

623
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 3: finally made it home, spent some time in my sister's bedroom.

624
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 3: Then it was time to set him free. We found

625
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 3: a beautiful little beach in Diamond Bay, which chose my

626
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: dad's birthday, which would have been his eightieth. We were

627
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 3: already dressed appropriately because it was a hot day, and

628
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 3: my middle sister was picked to do the honors. However,

629
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Speaker 3: she had to wait for two months to walk past

630
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Speaker 3: with their children before it was an empty beach. It

631
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Speaker 3: feels like I say, you tell the time, you know,

632
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 3: sometimes you can go one cuckoo too, cuckoo, go one

633
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 3: mom too, mum. Once the coast is clear, my sister

634
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 3: started walking out into the water with the urn. My

635
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 3: sister looked like some sort of bogan Moses trying to

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Speaker 3: part the way. I couldn't stop laughing. My younger sister

637
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 3: was very emotional, crying then We all started laughing. Then

638
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 3: we were thinking about how much Dad would have enjoyed this.

639
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 3: My children now go every summer to swim in that

640
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 3: spot to be close to their grandfather.

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Speaker 5: Tad him a lovely story, Christian.

642
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 3: When my old man left us, we put his ashes

643
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 3: in his favorite bottle, a VB bottle. We've just been

644
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: talking about both of the things. We had it engraved

645
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 3: with all his nicknames. On the side, Dad asked, mop

646
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: top Den lovely and a few more you can't read.

647
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 5: Out on it.

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00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: Wow, what a lovely way to.

649
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 8: Us?

650
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 6: Is one of the polite ones?

651
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a few more you can't read out. And

652
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: on the other side we put all the kids' names.

653
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 3: The bottle comes out anytime we toast him in our

654
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: man cave. Miss him heaps. Boy did he love a beer?

655
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 8: Wow?

656
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 5: Shut sign off there, Christian.

657
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: I was a carpet cleaner some years ago and had

658
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 3: a call out to do a basic cleanup, or so

659
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 3: I thought. Turn up there was an old European lady,

660
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 3: very distressed. She had dropped her relatives ash onto the

661
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 3: fireplace and carpet, breaking the suramic urn. I had been

662
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 3: hired to clean it up. The lady in her late eighties,

663
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 3: was beside herself, understandably distraught, crying my pond, No, no,

664
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Speaker 3: you fixed, Now.

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00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 5: You pick her up.

666
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Speaker 3: Then she gave me a large vegimite jar was provided.

667
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: This was a job and a half. She kept hitting

668
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: me on the shoulder saying, be careful, you pick up.

669
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 3: I was terrified. I managed to get. I'm actually get

670
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: what I could into this shabby veggimite jar that hadn't

671
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 3: been emptied out, probably.

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Speaker 6: Still straight along with.

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Speaker 3: The ashes would have been sticking to it. I didn't

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Speaker 3: charge you because I felt so sorry for her, And

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Speaker 3: I left with a couple of jars of homemade amazing

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Speaker 3: sauce that's the blood of a victim and a bottle

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Speaker 3: of homemade grapper. Geez, that stuff's rocket fuel. Then we

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Speaker 3: get to Rachel's email. Now, yesterday I think we had

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Speaker 3: two calls about mix ups with the ashes, the wrong

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Speaker 3: ones yea and the funeral home owning up. But sometimes

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Speaker 3: it was like a couple off that we had one yesterday.

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Speaker 3: It was six months later that the funeral home when

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Speaker 3: we've given you the wrong ashes, that isn't who you

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Speaker 3: think it is. This story that we're actually going to

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Speaker 3: do next after these ads is barely believable. It doesn't

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Speaker 3: involve a mix up involving ashes. You can hear the

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Speaker 3: full story next.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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Speaker 5: Part two This morning, What did you do with the ashes? Yesterday?

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Speaker 3: We had so many incredible stories involving what you were

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Speaker 3: trying to do respectfully with the ashes. But you know

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Speaker 3: what it's like in life. Sometimes the more sort of

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Speaker 3: high intention, high expectation you have, this has got to

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Speaker 3: be right. It's like the universe sometimes this can spies

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Speaker 3: against you. And we heard a lot of stories yesterday

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Speaker 3: of ashes being sprinkled where they were mentally spring called

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Speaker 3: and then sudden Australia would have feel like it has

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Speaker 3: a lot of sudden wind.

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Speaker 5: Changes because they couldn't move.

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Speaker 3: The stories just about very unfortunate sudden wind changes and

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Speaker 3: ashes been sprinkled into people who were blissfully unaware of

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Speaker 3: what was going on. And then there were two stories

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Speaker 3: about actually people who've given the urns with their belovers'

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Speaker 3: ashes in and then a couple of weeks and one

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Speaker 3: call to talk about six months later getting a call

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Speaker 3: from the funeral home saying those are the wrong ashes.

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Speaker 3: This story is that and something else. It comes from

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Speaker 3: someone called Rachel Christian. I was just on the show

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Speaker 3: yesterday relating to funeral mix up. I listened to an

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Speaker 3: ABC podcast after yours. Of course, well done, Rachel, I'm

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Speaker 3: sure on the iHeart platform, and a family had buried

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Speaker 3: and greed for their dative, only to get a call

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Speaker 3: three days later explaining, sorry, your family member was accidentally cremated.

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Speaker 3: We put a different body in the coffin. Oh god, wait,

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Speaker 3: this gets so bad they had to dig up the

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Speaker 3: coffin to confirm. Imagin you're leaving horrendous anyway, this happened

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Speaker 3: in this country, and there were other on this podcast episode.

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Speaker 3: There were other funeral home horror stories. You know, yesterday

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Speaker 3: when you were joking about how you thought it was

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Speaker 3: a bit odd your white point to set check that

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Speaker 3: they were her mom's ashes in there. She had every

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Speaker 3: right to do so. Now I want to dig out

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Speaker 3: this podcast. It's an ABC podcast, who do actually do

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Speaker 3: some amazing podcasts, and it's called ABC Background Briefing. This

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Speaker 3: is episode three. Births, Deaths and Marriages. Have a listened

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Speaker 3: to this story.

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Speaker 13: There's a family that is gathered by a graveside and

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Speaker 13: they're there to bury, their beloved father.

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Speaker 4: His name's Errol.

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Speaker 13: The coffin's just been lowered in, the dirt's been thrown in,

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Speaker 13: and everybody's starting to file away. And after they'd finished

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Speaker 13: that service, one of their workers is in an absolute state.

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Speaker 13: But it's not from grief, it's from guilt.

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Speaker 3: You mean you hooked on you. I've got goosebumps. Listen

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Speaker 3: to this. Let's go back into the story.

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Speaker 6: There had been a bit of a mix up on Monday.

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Speaker 2: He had mistakenly cremated mister Davidson.

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Speaker 3: They put the wrong body into the crematorium.

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Speaker 13: Errol Davidson had been cremated in the place of a

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Speaker 13: woman named Daisy Jones.

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Speaker 9: And so in order to perpetuate the cover up, he

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Speaker 9: was putting Missus Jones into his coffin, and a paver

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Speaker 9: and a five litre model of water was placed into

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Speaker 9: the coffin with missus Jones because she was a much

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Speaker 9: smaller lady than what mister Davidson was.

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Speaker 3: It's not just a mistake. It's actually a cover up,

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Speaker 3: isn't It's worth so a pay and a five liter

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Speaker 3: bottle of water to bulk it up. Let's play on New.

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Speaker 13: South Old Health Call the family and say we have

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Speaker 13: to exhume Errol's grave. They all go back to that

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Speaker 13: grave site and two officers who are part of New

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Speaker 13: Southwest Helf are actually in the grave. So six feet

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Speaker 13: down they pull out the coffin, they open the lid

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Speaker 13: and in there is a frail, small old woman.

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Speaker 3: My worst that it is an unbelievable story. If you

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Speaker 3: want to feel here. The full episode is ABC Background Briefing,

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Speaker 3: Episode three. Rachel, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast right now.

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Speaker 3: Though, So yesterday you went jean shopping.

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Speaker 6: I mean the process of getting rid of the skinny

761
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Speaker 6: jean which is no longer trendy or cool, getting them

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Speaker 6: all out of the wardrobe and replacing them with the

763
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Speaker 6: irregular fit which I've got on now, which is the

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Speaker 6: straight leg jean.

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Speaker 3: The straight leg is the gene of the dad yep.

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Speaker 3: But also now you're a dad, you've got to have

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Speaker 3: you'll start to get. You got the quarter sort of

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Speaker 3: zip up fleece as well.

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Speaker 6: It's it's the gene of the youth pole. Because no

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Speaker 6: one's doing skinny jean anymore.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I look around the young you they're still rocking skinny jeans.

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Speaker 6: I know the skinny jeans are out. That's those are

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Speaker 6: sensible genes, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: They are like you're going to go and say, you know,

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Speaker 3: do some gardening or stuff like that, you know, go

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Speaker 3: and clean out the drains or something.

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Speaker 6: So I tried these on in the change room, loved

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Speaker 6: them when bored them.

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Speaker 5: Do you mind if I ask what brand you're going for?

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Speaker 3: What you're rocking?

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Speaker 6: These are Levi's classic Levis five ones five fourteens?

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Speaker 5: Fit better?

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Speaker 3: They do fit better?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, this is the straight leg.

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Speaker 3: Yes, straight leg. Yeah, it's sort of regular, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: The straight leg is the regular?

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Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, And they're still selling the skinny jeans. I

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Speaker 6: wanted to even ask, hey, less people buying them because

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Speaker 6: I know, between you and me, they're out of style now.

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Speaker 3: If that's what you need to tell us out We

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Speaker 3: all have these stories.

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Speaker 6: We tell us have It's okay, So I left my

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Speaker 6: skinny jeans that I took in there in the change

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Speaker 6: rooms because I don't need them anymore, paid for these jeans.

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Speaker 5: And left me.

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Speaker 3: No, we don't move on from that.

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Speaker 6: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: You try jeans on?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 5: You're happy with them?

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Speaker 3: I just walk out with these and I leave my

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Speaker 3: old jeans that my bum's been and in my junk

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Speaker 3: and all that on the floor for someone else to touch.

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Speaker 6: That's right. Yeah, I haven't snipped off the tags.

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Speaker 9: Don't.

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Speaker 6: Don't you ever wear stuff out.

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Speaker 5: Of the No, because I'll tell you what I'm not

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Speaker 5: on the run.

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Speaker 6: Wait, no, I didn't. I didn't think that was weird.

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Speaker 6: Do you not wear stuff out of the store? And

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Speaker 6: they know.

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Speaker 5: No trainers I have done before?

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Speaker 6: Were they And they'll snip the tags for you and

815
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Speaker 6: you say thank you, but you did it for them? Well, no,

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Speaker 6: she snipped the tags off. What I didn't tell her

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Speaker 6: is that my old jeans were tucked in.

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Speaker 5: The What a horrible surprise for somebody?

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Speaker 6: Is that bad?

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're actually saying here, you pick up my mess

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Speaker 3: and it was a mess.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess it's a mess.

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Speaker 3: Like they're hundred I've never heard anyone just leaving their

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Speaker 3: old clothes in there.

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Speaker 6: Well, joke was on me. By the time I got

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Speaker 6: back to my car, I realized my parking ticket was

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Speaker 6: in the pocket of my old gene.

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Speaker 3: That's calm, So what do you have to do? Go

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Speaker 3: and press that buzzer and try and hope for a

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Speaker 3: human to speak to I did.

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Speaker 6: You shouldn't endorse this, but I ghosted out the person

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Speaker 6: in front of me, so as they're leaving you, you

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Speaker 6: tail behind them and you get under the barrier.

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Speaker 3: What a day in the right of our friend.

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Speaker 6: But Jack post, I was in dire situation.

836
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Speaker 5: You won't and you pay.

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Speaker 3: They just go, yeah, it's got a paystell.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I was only there for fifteen minutes in

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Speaker 6: the car park.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay for the daily lost in

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Speaker 3: a loose live sometimes.

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Speaker 6: So maybe I was on the run actually after all,

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Speaker 6: and I did my.

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Speaker 3: Wardrobe cleaning the scene, so you've obviously done this before.

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Speaker 3: I think I have.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know. It's so strange. Sometimes sometimes if I

847
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Speaker 6: buy new clothes, I'll wear it out, but take my

848
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 6: old clothes because I still want them. But if I

849
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Speaker 6: don't want them anymore, I'll just leave them in the change.

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Speaker 6: Don't see stuff just left in the changer.

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Speaker 3: That's their stuff. That's their stuff. And they go and

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Speaker 3: then put it back out there, don't they. They steam

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Speaker 3: it and they go, that's their stuff, not some random dudes.

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00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 3: Dirty old, dirty old jeans. He doesn't want anymore. There's

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Speaker 3: a special bend for them.

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Speaker 6: That's a good point. I just never really thought about.

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, okay, So Patsy, you ever heard anything

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Speaker 3: like this?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm shocked.

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Speaker 5: I haven't.

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Speaker 7: You might take a five year old to get new shoes,

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Speaker 7: but you like them so much they want to wear

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Speaker 7: them the shop.

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Speaker 6: I think I've left shoes you sh.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, what about jobs? No, you can't. You

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Speaker 3: can't try it, not job for anything.

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Speaker 6: I've tried on and I've like a T shirt and

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Speaker 6: I'm like, I like this new new T shirt and

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Speaker 6: I don't want the old one system to deal with that.

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Speaker 5: I just want to check rio you ever done anything.

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Speaker 5: I haven't, so I don't know whether it's just me.

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Speaker 6: It's shocking. No, I would never do that.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm gonna I'm going to ask

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Speaker 3: people who listen right now, has anyone ever done this before?

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Speaker 3: Where you've gone into the change room, you like what

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Speaker 3: you've tried on, you decide to walk out and pay

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Speaker 3: with it, but you'll leave your old clothes on the

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Speaker 3: floor them for them to pick up.

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Speaker 5: Horrible discovery for someone like.

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Speaker 6: Country Road, the ones nothing against country road. They had

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Speaker 6: a good innings, but I had done with them.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, some old pants and no, no,

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Speaker 3: basically you have said that it's unset, but it hanging

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Speaker 3: in the air that it's your business to chuck my

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Speaker 3: whole jeans.

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Speaker 5: I've had a good run.

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Speaker 3: Anyone ever done this?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Go one podcast, Ah.

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Speaker 3: Man, your friend, my friend Jack Post goes shopping for jeans,

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Speaker 3: a common experience. He likes his Levi's. He looks at

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00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 3: his old Levis on the floor and thinks, I'll leave

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Speaker 3: them there for somebody else to clear up and get

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Speaker 3: rid of.

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Speaker 5: I'll walk out of here.

896
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 6: In these new genes, I thought it was more common

897
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 6: than I thought that you walk out with what you

898
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 6: try on.

899
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 3: You try it on, you like it.

900
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 6: Oh, we're out of the store.

901
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 5: I've never heard of it, never heard of it. Christian.

902
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 3: I worked in retail years ago, and whilst tidying up,

903
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 3: I found a set of dentures in a pocket of

904
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 3: a men's dressing gown that a customer had returned. Oh

905
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: my god, the texta the text are one hundred percent

906
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 3: what what what?

907
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: What?

908
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 14: What?

909
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 7: I want to know?

910
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 3: How you know?

911
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 4: So you got this shop assistant to cut the tag.

912
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 4: So is this a major department.

913
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 6: Store or like a literally changed This is a DEFO

914
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 6: in South Warf, so already defo is a bit looser

915
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 6: than a.

916
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 3: Normal It is no, no, no, no, it's they still

917
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 3: don't have to clear up other people's clothes. It's not

918
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 3: your mom.

919
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 6: It has a warehouse fu No no, no, everything's discount no.

920
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 3: No, But that doesn't mean that you downgrade the stuff.

921
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 6: But yes I did. I had so, I bought, tried

922
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 6: them on, went back into my jeans, went and paid

923
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 6: for them.

924
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 4: Right, you're wondering how you paid it?

925
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 6: Do you mind cutting the tags off? I'm going to

926
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 6: wear them out of the store, and then went back,

927
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 6: went back into the change room, put the new jeens on.

928
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 3: Thought I don't need all this test so many points

929
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 3: where you could have had the word here is awareness. Yeah,

930
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 3: well you kind of thought, actually, you know what, I

931
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 3: just put these odd ones in this bag and I

932
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 3: chuck them in the bin out in the main.

933
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 6: Concourse, every question you're asking, like what do you think

934
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 6: they do with them? What are you doing? Are you crazy?

935
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 6: None of this crossed my mind, yes, say none of it?

936
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 3: Clearly, you know and actually when I first heard about

937
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 3: this again, I pitched when you were just incredulous. It

938
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: was just like who would do this? And thought, maybe

939
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 3: what these days? You know what you used to? I

940
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 3: don't know.

941
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 5: You don't know. Maybe he's a thing here in Australia.

942
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know.

943
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 5: I grew up a different way.

944
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: I think, I don't know.

945
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 5: Nine four three.

946
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: Maybe those people listening to this going yeah, no, Christian, no, no,

947
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 3: I did this all the time. This kills me, Karen Christian.

948
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 3: Ever of anybody doing what Chat did, leaving its dirty

949
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: clothes behind, inconsiderace of stuff that to pick up after him.

950
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 3: He's not five years old for crying out loud. Any

951
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 3: radio show that makes you can't tell them going for

952
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 3: crying out loud. Apart from that, you're not you know,

953
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 3: you are meant to wash clothes before wearing them, to

954
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 3: get rid of the residue from the dice. That's not helped.

955
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 5: That is problem about him.

956
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 3: I'm wearing the blue balls today, whatever Levy nuts.

957
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 6: Now, I'm still wearing him today without washing them.

958
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 5: Let's go to Kathy. Good morning, Kathy.

959
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sitting here listening to this on

960
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: my wider work, thinking what is wrong with you?

961
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 9: Jack?

962
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 1: He never file seriously to amaze me, at least once away.

963
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm still looking for a support group for what you

964
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: did with that higher car.

965
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: Earlier I went, I thought the higher car was like

966
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: a new bottom of a bow. But who knew. No,

967
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 3: there's more levels of this, like Donkey Kong. We're not

968
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 3: out final boss level of Jack yet.

969
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, Jack, I don't care that you wore

970
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: the jeans out of the place, right, but at least

971
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: ask them for a bag so you can put your

972
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: old Janes in it and take.

973
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 3: Them home, chuck them in another bit outside DFO.

974
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, what are you thinking?

975
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 6: This feels kind of like what an intervention must be

976
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 6: like everybody everywhere you look, everyone.

977
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 5: But what a grand scale want an entire city.

978
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jack, but I just sometimes think you need

979
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: your own segment. Forget about what are the odds? It's like,

980
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 1: what the hell is Jack done?

981
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 5: What are the jacks?

982
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 6: There's no sign on the al anywhere in there, anywhere

983
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 6: in there that says don't go right.

984
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right, yeah, yeah, please don't steal stuff.

985
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 3: You're right? You should have more signing. That's the problem, Kathy,

986
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Just got to Sharon now used

987
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: to work at kmart. Sharon, good morning guys.

988
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 14: I understand where Jackie is coming from. It happens more

989
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 14: often than anybody realizes.

990
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 3: So you worked at camp.

991
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 14: I worked at kmart for about fifteen years. I've found

992
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 14: Jane shirts, jumpers, shoes, says underwear.

993
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 6: No, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a segment of society we

994
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 6: didn't know that you weren't mental lead stuff behind.

995
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 5: I'm going to call you k martyrs.

996
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no one, No one told us.

997
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 6: And there's no science, there's no surience.

998
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 8: No.

999
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 3: But do you know what Sharon A lot more? Last

1000
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 3: year I was here in my local Camart, right and uh,

1001
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: and I want to try something on. The lady went,

1002
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 3: I'm afraid you can't. There's been a problem in the

1003
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 3: males changing rooms. And I'm like, what's that. She goes, well, surely,

1004
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: saying but someone's done, and I went.

1005
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 15: Oh my god, you don't get that every day as

1006
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 15: she goes. You'd be surprised, now, jack stinking Actually, you

1007
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 15: know I didn't need to go to.

1008
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 6: Toilet draw any parallels.

1009
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 3: Actually, do you know what now? I know why you

1010
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 3: got with those jeans. I think you pooped your pants. No,

1011
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: because before the show you had to run to the

1012
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 3: toilet pants. Yeah, there's a little bar.

1013
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 2: In them, Christian Connell Show Podcast.

1014
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 6: The last time I felt this way, honestly, was when

1015
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 6: I told you guys that I have some shells where

1016
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 6: I don't soap and I just rinse with water. And

1017
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 6: you guys were like, oh, we use soap every time,

1018
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 6: And now I use soap every time because.

1019
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 5: There is learning.

1020
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 4: There is consider it an education.

1021
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 3: Jack. As an interstate truck driver, there is a shower

1022
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: at a service station that I use, and it must

1023
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 3: be designed for people like Chat and actually has a

1024
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 3: sign on the wall that says, please don't poop in

1025
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 3: the shower. I don't. You don't think it would need

1026
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 3: a sign, but apparently people like Jack thinks there needs

1027
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 3: to be signs up everywhere telling you how about.

1028
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 6: Stop because now people who've just tuned in will think

1029
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 6: the last half hours I've pooped somewhere.

1030
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 5: Certain undred percent didn't do that, Christian.

1031
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 3: I actually had a bigger reaction to what Jack was

1032
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,479
Speaker 3: talking about leaving his old genes in the changing room floor.

1033
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 3: Then I did the wrong body being cremated story. No

1034
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 3: one called the.

1035
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 5: Show about that. No one called the show.

1036
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 3: People are figure like, wait, what, all right, let's get

1037
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 3: into this week's What are the odds?

1038
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 6: Believe it or not?

1039
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 10: What are the odds?

1040
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 3: You gotta be justhing me.

1041
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 10: Like, were you a cheryl who married a hun who

1042
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 10: works weird?

1043
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: The cheryl who married a hunt?

1044
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: As?

1045
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,959
Speaker 5: What are the odds your story?

1046
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 3: Every Wednesday of coincidence or chance? On nine four one

1047
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 3: four one o four three, I was on the train

1048
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 3: going to the city.

1049
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: Does all this vacant land? And I'm thinking to myself,

1050
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: imagine how many snakes would be here?

1051
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 8: No jokes.

1052
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: I look up and there is a hawk carrying a

1053
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 1: tiger snake in its clause.

1054
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 6: Flying backyard cricket on Christmas Day on baton Dad's bowlin,

1055
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 6: I hit the ball in the air.

1056
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 3: I started running.

1057
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 12: Ball bounced on top of my head, so I kept running.

1058
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 12: It bounced on my head for a second time, and

1059
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 12: the old man caught me.

1060
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 14: Yeut.

1061
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 12: I went to make a drink and it was like

1062
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 12: a really clear glass, and I said that to myself.

1063
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 8: I said, wow, that's really clear loss of water.

1064
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: The next lady that caught up her name was clear Water.

1065
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 5: What are the odds?

1066
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: Yes?

1067
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 5: Remember him? That's not really cool?

1068
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one four three and kick us

1069
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: off this morning, Then morning Christian the team. This week.

1070
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: I was driving to work and you played on the

1071
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: show rock Set joy Ride add exactly seventh twenty nine

1072
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 3: the lyrics song the line was a wonderful balloon and

1073
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 3: look what was right ahead of me, almost landing on

1074
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 3: the highway. This is a photo attached to the email

1075
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 3: of a big, wonderful balloon. While she's listening to this

1076
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 3: part of the song, she sees a wonderful balloon.

1077
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 5: What are the odds? Now?

1078
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 3: Sadly Partusia Kaitlin has one this morning, and she's insisting

1079
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: that I go to her here.

1080
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 6: Excuse me, this is amazing.

1081
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 3: No, this is sometimes the old QC quality control with

1082
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 3: a lot of your content can be all over the place,

1083
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 3: you know, either doing with gold or poops.

1084
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 11: Okay, this is a fantastic story, so I go. I've

1085
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 11: been to quite a few weddings recently. So the last

1086
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 11: three weddings that I have been to, every single groom

1087
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 11: has been called Tom.

1088
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 5: That's increasing three on the belts.

1089
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 11: There wasn't anyone in between.

1090
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you?

1091
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 5: What are the odds?

1092
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 3: We'll take your stories next The.

1093
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1094
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 6: What's going on over there?

1095
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 3: An emails going that has just left me just knock

1096
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 3: me out of orbit. I've got I don't even know

1097
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: where I am right now. Just sometimes I read every

1098
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 3: email that comes and then sometimes some of these emails

1099
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 3: it's it's like what My ex husband has many urns

1100
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 3: with ashes at his house. He and his partner have

1101
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 3: also made ashes into necklaces. They show people all the

1102
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: time the ashes in the urns and the one the

1103
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 3: necklaces are from there many guinea pigs who have died

1104
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 3: over the years. They have an entire room in their

1105
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 3: house dedicated to the departed guinea pigs.

1106
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 6: How many guinea pigs have they had and lost?

1107
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 3: Can't imagine much money? He spent of the years that

1108
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: people who cremated these newrous guinea pigs must be rotting

1109
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 3: in my you you're right, Michelle, you cannot make this

1110
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 3: stuff up. You cannot make this stuff up.

1111
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 9: Is that?

1112
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: Why is your ex husband now not another guinea pig

1113
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: being cremated? Come on, Malcolm, all right, what are the odds?

1114
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 3: Your stories of coincidence and chants on nine four one

1115
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: four one oh four three still haven't given away yet

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Speaker 3: This week are one thousand dollars instant for caller of

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Speaker 3: the Week this year. Hey Christian, longtime listener, first time emailer,

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Speaker 3: thank you. This year I book dinner for myself and

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00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 3: my family to celebrate my twenty fourth birthday.

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Speaker 5: Oh my word, we have.

1121
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 3: A twenty four year old listener. You go down the boss.

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00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 5: The marketing's working off.

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00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 3: It's because we're playing Lady Gargo, isn't it. It's like

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00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 3: a sirens those twenty somethings. Oh la la, la la.

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00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 3: They can't help themselves. They like vampires. My job rah Man's.

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00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 3: We went to a place called Little Creatures in Geelong,

1127
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 3: which is a really big warehouse. I think it's actually

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00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 3: a brewery which is a big warehouse. They got one

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00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 3: out and Freeman's love into as well. Familiar with what

1130
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 3: little crease? There's a big warehouse, jackcase you're confused, we're

1131
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: tables and chairs. Oh lovely, so you can sit down there.

1132
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 3: I didn't know they had tables and chairs in Geelong.

1133
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 3: Right at the end of my of the Night. My

1134
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 3: dad also listens to the show and loves it, picks

1135
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 3: up the table number and says, what are the odds?

1136
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 5: The table number was you got it?

1137
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 3: No, it was come on, tables and chairs and everything.

1138
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 5: Tables and chairs. Thank you very much. It's good to Peter, Peter.

1139
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning, Chris.

1140
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 5: I know I'm really Peter. Welcome to the show, Pete.

1141
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 5: All right, off you go.

1142
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: What's your story, buddy.

1143
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 8: This story is about my dad. He was gone ages best.

1144
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:01,919
Speaker 8: He went fishing in Healen, caught afore, he caught a bike,

1145
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 8: went with his rod and the tried poured in, but

1146
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 8: he lost his rod. He went overboard and he'd lost it.

1147
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 8: And then a couple of years later he went fishing

1148
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 8: around the same area and he caught a bike. He's

1149
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 8: not really reeling, and he happened to pull his old

1150
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 8: wedding that he's lost.

1151
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 5: This is great.

1152
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 3: You reeled us in there, you reel my friend. We're

1153
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 3: all coming out at the end of that line. We

1154
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 3: were worried for a bit.

1155
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 5: We're going to need a smaller show, Peter.

1156
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 3: That's a great story.

1157
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 8: What are the odds, Yes, the odds for that, it's

1158
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 8: very high odds.

1159
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, anyway, Peter, Peter thank you. What's you called

1160
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 3: Keenan coming like that?

1161
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 5: Please? Nine four one four don't stop nine four one four.

1162
00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 3: Four three Christian O'Connell sho go one podcast. Last few

1163
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 3: calls for this week, So what are the odds? Every

1164
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 3: Wednesday the home io stories about coincidence and chance. We

1165
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 3: get so many calls every single Wednesday for this and

1166
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 3: sadly we just having good time for all of them

1167
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 3: to come on in.

1168
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 5: I get so jealous because.

1169
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 3: Jack gets to hear so many stories I don't get

1170
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 3: to hear. Also, what I just saw it chuckling at

1171
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: just now where you were like, Wow, all I heard

1172
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 3: from Jack is go. I did not think this was

1173
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 3: going to end up where it has. Ricky, what are

1174
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: you hearing right now? Like taking a confession in a church?

1175
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 6: Boost It's the most unique one I've ever heard. Ricky

1176
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 6: said that he was at school playing fourth square, sometimes

1177
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 6: doing his downball, and they were trying to get their

1178
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 6: friend out, Gary who king, And he was yelling from

1179
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 6: the sidelines, get Gary out. Gary must die, Gary must die.

1180
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 6: And then Ricky goes on his homepage the next morning

1181
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 6: nine MSN. What's the headline? Gary Coleman has died?

1182
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 3: The small diminutive actor from different strokes.

1183
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 6: Did you see that?

1184
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 3: I'm furious Jack, why did you put mom? This is

1185
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 3: another one of those stories, like the genes. We're like,

1186
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 3: what is going on in there? You know? You rush

1187
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 3: that guy through piarty clipping. I'm still learning, all right,

1188
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 3: This apparently is an incredible story from Tim.

1189
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 5: Here morning Tim, Good morning Christian, Jack and Pat.

1190
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 8: How are we doing now?

1191
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 5: We're good?

1192
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 3: So Tim, I'm dying to know his story because all

1193
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 3: I know is a lot of the team have been

1194
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 3: crowded around a laptop watching a video starring you that's

1195
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 3: got over half a million views.

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00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 12: Yes that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So that

1197
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 12: happened to me last week. I was listening to my

1198
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 12: beloved doll one four, of course, and I was explaining

1199
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 12: I'm a floor installed by Tride and was planning. I

1200
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 12: was making a Snapchat video and explaining to my friends

1201
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 12: that my non slip shoes don't non slip anymore and

1202
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 12: they're very slightly and to which I decided to run

1203
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 12: down the hallway and do a massive slide, and literally

1204
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 12: the exact same time, Risky Business starts playing what are

1205
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 12: the odds?

1206
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 3: Whole time rock and roll from Risky Business. See that's

1207
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 3: author the scene that Tom Cruise does the slide to

1208
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 3: you did this by accident?

1209
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 5: The universe can spy together.

1210
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 12: That's the w Yeah, that's the one.

1211
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 5: Wow.

1212
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 3: Wait what are the odds?

1213
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 8: And you wouldn't believe it if I didn't have the

1214
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 8: video for it either.

1215
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 3: I've got to see this video now have you seen it?

1216
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 8: Look through it?

1217
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 2: Wow?

1218
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 3: Where can they find this?

1219
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 5: Tim? Where is the video?

1220
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 12: I'm on TikTok it's under Tim.

1221
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 3: You've just lost audience, mate.

1222
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1223
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got your MySpace there you can plug.

1224
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 12: I like the old time goalies, but I'm in with

1225
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 12: the new times.

1226
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 8: I get it.

1227
00:54:59,280 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1228
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 3: We will repost it on Facebook on Instagram as well. Tim,

1229
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 3: great story, really amazing current of events. Awesome, Tim, thanks

1230
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 3: for sharing that today.

1231
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 5: Have a good day.

1232
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 12: Enjoying today, guys.

1233
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

1234
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 3: Time now for today It's time waster. Thanks to Beetlejuice

1235
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 3: to Musical. We are sending you there. Beatles to Musical

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00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 3: is on sound now. This cult sensation arrives at the

1237
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Speaker 3: Region Theater on the seventh of May. Tickets are on sale.

1238
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Speaker 3: We have two tickets for two of you to go

1239
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 3: to Beatle Juice to Musical Awesome tickets on us A

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Speaker 3: reserve premium tickets valued at two hundred and fifty dollars each.

1241
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Speaker 5: Good luck for the best in the show. Today.

1242
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: Today is National National Seafood Day. Okay, what's your favorite

1243
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: seafood patch?

1244
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 5: You love a lobster?

1245
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 4: It's no, no, you know why not?

1246
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 7: Because it's too fiddly. You get those scissor things that

1247
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 7: you've got to smash them with, and then you get

1248
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 7: like the toothpick thing that you have to know it's

1249
00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 7: too fiddly.

1250
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,439
Speaker 3: Go if they do it for Yeah.

1251
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 4: Loves to roll, Yeah no, I would go apro every.

1252
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 3: Time me too. Love garlic or chili oil?

1253
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 4: No, just a bit of you know theut An Island Live.

1254
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what the house island dressing and

1255
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 3: not being funny. That is the Bogan dressing. I know

1256
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 3: it is, and I love it.

1257
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 4: I love it. But you know what the love God

1258
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 4: does with his prawns? He doesn't remove?

1259
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so it's the family show.

1260
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 3: I always remember his peg anyway.

1261
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 4: What does he do with the pooper shoot when he

1262
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 4: peels it? Which is disgusting?

1263
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 3: You know that you have to stray that the blackstring.

1264
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, doesn't do it, just dats it. It's disgusting.

1265
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 3: In the eighteen hundreds, lobsters were so plentiful in Australia

1266
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:48,439
Speaker 3: they were considered lower class food. Really yeah, yeah, market

1267
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 3: prices name but not not. Then there are even official

1268
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 3: records in a Tasmanian prison and men are the I

1269
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 3: mean they can't be that many in one of the

1270
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 3: ten about inmates complaining about being fed too much stuff.

1271
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's riot, bloody lobster again.

1272
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 3: All right, So today we're looking for your seafood songs.

1273
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 3: What are they listening to? Under the sea, Under the sea,

1274
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 3: that's what we should have had it to squids just

1275
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 3: want to have fun. Rubbish silver, just give it a

1276
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 3: bronze jump, be honest. Sitting on the haddock of the bay,

1277
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 3: the haddock silver plus fish. You're here gold dancing in

1278
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: the shark, silver like a sturgeon. Gold and krilling in

1279
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 3: the name of gold.

1280
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 5: All right, jackie boye, what have you caught.

1281
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 6: Let's get fishy coal.

1282
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 3: Oh no gold, my friends, dr away. Let's get fishical.

1283
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 6: Sweet breams are made of this, very good too.

1284
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 5: That's gold.

1285
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 6: Living on a prawn, Silver and all about that bass.

1286
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's high class, well done.

1287
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 2: Gold plus Christian Color Show Podcast.

1288
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: We're looking for your seafood songs. Toady on the Time

1289
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 3: Ways stuff they found it, take you from me? Okay,

1290
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 3: we're gonna listen to the whole song. Just cut that

1291
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 3: now before gets irritated. All right, time waster, see if

1292
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 3: it songs you're into, Mark, Let's go for two people

1293
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 3: the best ones today. Forget gold Bluses. You have to

1294
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 3: go and see Beetlejuice the Musical. We have two tickets. Dude,

1295
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 3: where's my carp Not a song title? Bron seafood songs Today.

1296
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 3: The Dolphin wants to break free Bronz No, Nick, can't

1297
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 3: take my eels off of you? Silver, some Jackie in Geelong,

1298
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 3: Sweet crab Aline, Gold, Rene, well done, don't go Flake

1299
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 3: in my heart? Gold, what on?

1300
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 5: Cindy pron to run? Gold right on?

1301
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: Deacon Tuna think I'm sexy? Rod Stewart Tuna think I'm sexy? Silver,

1302
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 3: Well meet again, Silver, some Kilmore School's trap for Summer Bronze,

1303
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 3: Grant Mackerel raina. I like a sambitious brown and I

1304
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: don't like Barry Mundy's sad if I don't like mondays.

1305
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 3: Oh that's fair, very very good. You listen that bron

1306
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 3: went very good.

1307
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 8: One.

1308
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 6: We guess what you've just won yourself tickets to Beatle Juice.

1309
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 3: You land on a news show and you have to

1310
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 3: see Beatle Juice to musical.

1311
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 6: Also, let's give tickets to Renee for Sweet crab a line.

1312
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done. All right, we are back tomorrow morning,

1313
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 3: on tomorrow, Thursday, already tomorrow, which means the name game

1314
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 3: will be here.

1315
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 10: Do you have a name that's a pain, a name

1316
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 10: you always need to explain, Well, we may name.

1317
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 3: My name as in game. If you are somebody who

1318
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 3: has a name that is a bit of a pain,

1319
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 3: then you normally have. By now you've worked out one

1320
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 3: easy going line that you have to say, oh, over

1321
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 3: and over again a bit. Don't understand what your name is?

1322
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 3: We work backwards. You tell us what your clue is

1323
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 3: that you give every day. We don't work out what

1324
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 3: your name is. Like this caller one, Good morning, My

1325
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 3: last name s very fast quick.

1326
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 5: Caller two, good morning.

1327
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 1: My name as in lane way.

1328
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 6: Road colin No.

1329
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: No, my first name as in lane No.

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Speaker 5: It's lane. Good morning.

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Speaker 3: Caller three, My last name is like the wind.

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Speaker 6: Gone whistles in the willows.

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Speaker 5: No breezy yep, that's how it goes. Nine four one

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Speaker 5: four one four.

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Speaker 3: Three Give us a cool now if you want to

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Speaker 3: play tomorrow morning hung he's on the way.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for joining us

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