WEBVTT - What's Your Facebook Marketplace Limit? 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.680 Do you know who I despise? So this is what's happened, 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:07.800 just quickly. Yes, the coffee machine over there, it's just 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:10.440 a smake. Coffee machine's a couple of years old. But 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:13.920 the baskets in the porter filler. What a porterfiller is? No, 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:15.920 it's the thing that goes in you put the coffee 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:20.360 in porter filler portable. Yeah, porter filter. Sorry for people 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.040 playing it. Yeah, what I hate is they're getting a 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:26.320 bit old. So I was like, we need to replace them. 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:27.560 They're just not as good. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:28.520 The porter filler. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:32.080 The porter filler basket goes in it, so it's like 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:36.400 the single shot, double shot whatever. So I went to 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.839 the kitchen shop. It's like a little kitchen shop down 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.440 at the shopping center down here. I won't name names, 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.840 but I feel like the two old bags in there 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:50.519 so rude, like, oh, can we help you find anything? 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.479 I was like, yeah, I'm just after to aport filter basket. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:56.279 Like what the hell is that? And I was like, 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.600 it's the thing that goes in the coffee machine. Just 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.760 explain to you. And they're like, what brand? I said, 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.840 It's a Smeg. It's fifty one meal. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:05.000 Did they oh? Smeg? 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:10.000 I'm so sorry, no, I wish they went, oh, fifty 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.399 you'll have to go to Half Norman. I have a 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.399 Smeg at home and I can't even replace it. I 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.800 was like, okay, easy on just a second. They're like, no, 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.160 you think they all just fit. I was like, whoa, 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.280 oh shit, and I was like, it's fifty one mill Okay, 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:24.920 that's what size I need. If you've got one. They're like, 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.679 we don't have any of them. I'm like, oh, we 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.280 could have just saved this whole interaction. And she was like, 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.160 You're gonna have to go somewhere else. I was like, what, 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.280 Like I offended her. She's like, I have a Smeg 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.399 at home and I can't even replace mine. I'm like, 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:40.160 oh my god. I was like, sorry to watch your 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:41.080 time and walk down. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.120 So when I asked this morning, if you're in a 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.240 bad mood, is that why? 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.760 That is? Why? Yeah? 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:48.960 Did you get the Porter filter? 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:53.720 No? According to the old bag, I've got to go online. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.200 I'll go to half in Norman or buy a new Smeg. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.800 Welcome back to two Dating Dads. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.040 I'm Mattie Jay and I'm Windy McK winter. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:22.000 This is the podcast all about Porter Fields, all about 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.440 the good the bad and the relator and the fifty 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:26.440 one mills. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:27.919 And the fifty one millimeter. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:29.800 What else do we say for the intro? 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:31.600 Oh? 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.800 Yeah, if you come, If you come for advice, good start, 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.919 you come for advice? Stop right now? 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.040 Sweating again? 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:41.840 It is it is a bit warm today. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:46.760 Can you grab grab thee that last time? 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:47.799 Give me one second hand? 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:54.000 What are you wiping my forehead? Dude? Thank god, I've 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.480 got a refreshing stone Wood. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.280 Yeah, to cool you do, because you went ok, this 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:05.200 is your problem. You're going for runs pre you've gotten 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.959 rid of your ice bath. Shout out to your ice bath. 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:09.519 By the way, someone out there has it. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.640 Yeah, someone's sniffing it. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.639 That's what you need to get. Your core temperature ash 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.880 is just it can't come down. It can't come down. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.200 You're running too hot. Would you do this morning? Five 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:22.640 or ten k? 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:23.760 Just five this morning? 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:27.480 Just se even five k. That's enough to make ash 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.120 wicks start peaking? 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.280 Yes. Anyway, let's get back to the subject at hand, 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.200 which is stone Wood. Stone and Wood our partners of 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.960 stone Wood. Today we are drinking a Pacific o the 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:43.520 OG the flagship named after the Pacific Ocean. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.040 Do you remember your first Stonewood. Do you remember when 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:46.440 that was? 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:48.760 I was just a young pub. 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.160 My mate was like, this is years ago. He was like, 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.120 you've got a stone Wood. I was like, what's that? 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.720 Stone Wood Pacific? And I remember as soon as that 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.839 little nectar picked my lips, I was like, Oh, it's 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.560 like pashing fruity, like citrusy. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:16.440 It's like juice. I have it with breakfast anyway. It 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.279 is their flagship, of course, and you can get it 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:22.560 at all good bottle shops, all good pubs, all good bars. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.200 And we love it here and we like to thank 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.440 Stone and Wood for being such lovely partners of the show. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.520 Without them, we wouldn't be here and this wouldn't be possible. Absolutely, 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.880 and whilst we can't be on holiday's ash, it's nice 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:38.360 to have a drink that can transport us to somewhere 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.120 where we'd rather be. I e. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.440 Byron Bay. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:42.960 That's why they call it Barron Bay in a bottle. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:47.080 There you go to do that full of fun facts. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.160 We are let's kick off, Matthew. So how are you can? 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.359 I just say I went to your toilet just before 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.800 we started recording, and I have to admit it's the cleanest. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.159 It's ever been? Was that yous? At April? 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:01.640 Is it not normally clean? I don't even use that. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.400 It was so really that's it smelled. So what you're 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.080 trying to say is. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.279 Not normally messy. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.880 So you say, my wife sticks. But should be listening, you. 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.520 Know, sometimes you go into a bathroom and it just smells. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.080 It smelt clean enough that I could have dropped like 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.200 breakfast on the floor, put it back on the plate 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.000 and kept eating sheets. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:25.360 A tight ship. Not normally really Okay, Well, April, if 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.080 you're listening, I. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:28.400 Was coming and she's like, I've got to clean The. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.359 Last time she walked in and you're busy on the 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.360 floor and she was like, what's going on here? 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.520 I felt guilty when I started dripping all over the 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:38.919 I was like, yeah, sorry about this, April. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.600 Well, she's gonna hear about now, isn't she. 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:47.000 But I'm okay. I'm okay, mate. You seem stressed. Something's up? 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.160 What's wrong? That's wrong? 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.880 Nothing is up? Nothing is that. That's the OSCT goes 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.159 back to school next. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.960 Week, and you're upset about that, aren't. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.000 I am over the moon. I'm going on a bender 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:03.320 as soon as it happens. That's beIN. It feels like 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.680 he's just here all the time. He lives here, not 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:07.719 all the time. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.080 And you're like, you're still here. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:18.080 The constant entertainment, my god, drive me crazy. But here's 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:19.919 going back and as you can see, Matthew, there is 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:23.000 something new in my house behind you. It is a 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:27.320 new couch. When you get a new anything, new bed 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.960 that is a substantial size in your house. Unless you're rich, 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.080 like you has multiple bedrooms, you can just leave them 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:37.080 in and we're back to usual viewing. You've got to 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.040 get rid of the what's in the way, the old 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:43.480 couch for example. Yes, and how do you do that? Marketplace? Actially? 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.000 Often are you selling something of a marketplace? 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.320 Not me, bro, I'm like I just said to April 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.039 and Mike, just fucking throw it out. Just leave it 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.200 out front and say free, and then it'll be one 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.600 of those couches out front and says free and then 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.040 it rains on it and some freak still takes it. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.560 So we had to Yeah, marketplace, April act that bad 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:01.680 boy up on Marketplace? 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.440 What was the RRP asking price? What we're going for? 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:12.880 I think she asked for four hundred s A bit 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.840 rich for you? Is it like, I'll take five of them. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.040 How many do you haven't? Stop? 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:19.200 Okay? 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:19.480 Yeah? 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:20.560 How old was it? 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.400 It's not that I only a couple years old. It's 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.640 like a five grand couch. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.800 Okay, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to react like that. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.760 But like a fucking what is it? Furniture warehouse? What 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.480 do they call it? Fantastic furniture thing? That's fucking some 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:34.440 child together. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:38.080 It was designer. Some would say, so, yeah, four hundred, 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:39.640 how do you go good? 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:41.160 She told it obviously because she. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.680 Got four hundred. Yeah, actually that's I was like, she's 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:44.480 yelling drugs. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:47.640 She's not negotiable like that lady. She doesn't budge, like 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:50.320 we'll give you three hundreds not enough. They give you 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:55.640 three fifty not enough. One start okay, start hustling, like 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.920 she hustles. Love that, but did I. 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.200 I'll give her twenty percent of anything she can say, Well, 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.040 she's like. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.000 That sold, don't touch that. That sold? That's so old, 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:09.360 Like where's all the cutlery? Sold it piece by piece anyway, 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.640 So she sold it and they were picking it up 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.080 when everyone was home. And this happened to be Oscar 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:19.240 and Macy, but Macy was too busy eating or something. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.560 I don't know, but Oscar is at the age was 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.640 really inquisitive. We spoke about last week how he has 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:28.360 a million questions, and it happened to be Oscar's first 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.080 ever marketplace transaction. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:31.680 You popped his marketplace cherry. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:36.720 Yes we did, not me, but we did, and I did. 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.840 That's right. I'm sick of doing the transaction part because 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.880 that's what the husband does. The wife does the posting, 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:47.360 the chatting, the organizing. Then they come, she hides, and 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.080 I've got to do the awkward bit, which is the 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.720 transaction where I'm like, yeah, you're picking up my used 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.280 couch and there's a stay in on the back of it. 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.280 How many times did you have sex on the couch? 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.280 I think it's just a couple of times, okay, not 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.160 double figures they're listening. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:06.000 None of the time did that ever happen? And also 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.000 if my father in law's listening, never, we've never had sex. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.440 Our kids are adopted them. So I get stuck with 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:16.120 the transaction, which is always the case. And this time 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.120 April said, tell me what time they're coming. And I 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.959 had planned at that time to go to said bathroom 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:25.800 upstairs to spend the rest of my morning and there until. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:30.600 Those who may not have done transactions themselves and maybe 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:34.800 unfamiliar with the way that marketplace transactions happen. What do 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:38.480 you dislike about being the person responsible? It's just the 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:39.320 awkward interaction. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:43.280 The awkward interaction than me trying to explain where a 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.839 specific stain came from on the couch. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.319 Before they've been like what is this? Explain this? 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.640 Yeah, like kids right and the couch Christians come off 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:54.800 and underneath the couch. Chrisions usually is that the lining 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.360 of the couch is like usually white or something. They've 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.080 spilt something down there. It's on the inside. It's not 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.400 really visible, but they're like looking over it, like look 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.120 in the key. They're looking around, so they could go, aha, 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.719 three fifty, you're lied, and it's just like this organ 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.120 it's like, oh yeah, there's like it's been a good couch. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:15.280 It's just fucking awkward and I hate it. Everyone hates it. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.520 And also sometimes it's like you don't have enough. If 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.440 April was like Okay, well they're coming, I'm not going 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:21.960 to be here to say she wasn't going to be here, 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:25.080 I can't be like I have to have the whole 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.400 intel of all the conversation they've had, just in case 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.040 they bring something up. It's just awkward. So I decided 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.600 they were coming at eight thirty in the morning, which 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:32.960 is great because we had a big day. I had 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.040 to get it out. Hence there's a mattress there that 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:40.719 was our couch for a few days batchpad. So at 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:45.600 eight thirty. Then when he was perfect eight thirty, snuck upstairs, 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.640 went to the bathroom, locked the door. I need to 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.439 do a shit, some would say. On my phone. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:53.960 Was April like can you be here? 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.080 Yeah? I knew she wanted, but I thought I'm going 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.000 to let her do. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.720 Her someoney's coming in and like need to be there 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:01.800 to protect. 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.800 Her too bad, Okay, Sorry, I'm just trying to prove 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.199 a point here. Yeah, okay. So I went and I 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:08.720 hit and then I get a knock at the door 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:14.760 a few minutes later, like they're here here. I'm like, midshit, sorry, 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.600 I'm still going, and I've left it at another five 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.440 or ten minutes. Here's some chatter and some laughter at 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:24.360 some muscle and bustle downstairs, and then eventually I emerge 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.360 walk down the stairs and I was just standing there 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:32.320 really really really like just wanting to ask questions but 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.199 didn't know who to ask the questions to it. And 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:35.440 then as soon as I come down, he's like, Dad, 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.240 what's going on? Where are they taking the couch? What's happening? 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.320 Where are the cushions, where's that going? What are they doing? 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:41.680 Who are they? 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.760 Just confusing? It's like, that's my freaking couchday. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.520 This is what he's at. And then he stood here 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:50.360 and he just went I'm confused with his whole situation, 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.600 all four of us, because there's two people carrying the 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.120 couch out and me and April standing there just like 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.640 burst out laughter. He was just so just had no 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:01.679 idea what was going on? 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.400 Must be so weird. Like all of a sudden, the 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:08.160 door knocks opens up, random guy comes in, exchange of money. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.280 Yeah, and he's just taking here was yeah. He was 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:13.040 like what else are they taking? And he's looking on 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:17.360 stuff And then I explained it to him. I was like, look, 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:24.080 these poor people, these derelics are buying. These people are 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.439 buying our old couch to take it to their house. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.640 And he was like, how are we going to sit 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:30.160 on it? The difference at their house. I was like, 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:34.400 come on, come on, bro, come on, I'm like, get 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.040 up to speed. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:36.360 Was he happy with the new couch? 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.160 Well, that's the thing. It took. There was a few 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:42.200 days in between. So for days in between, he was 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:45.160 trying to work out why we didn't have a couch 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.800 and we had to all sit on that and then 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:50.520 the day off the couch. I think the couch is 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:54.400 coming today, I reckon. He asked me five hundred thousand times, 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.200 when is the couch getting here? And the website we 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.240 got it from, they have a tracker that's like a 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.680 live tracker. You can track him, and he just pretty 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.439 much all day was like so he got nothing done 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.199 that day, but he feels like he did. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.360 I will say it's a brave colored choice. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.960 I thought it was more gray than that, very white. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:13.959 But they come off and you can wash them the 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.440 bell crow. But also another thing when you get a 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:20.760 couch from brands like this, the cardboard boxes. My fucking 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:26.200 got just the sheer amount of cardboard boxes. Unbelieve. Have 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.160 you seen my garage? 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:28.360 No, I haven't had a look. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.640 Oh man, you don't look at that look. Oh god, 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:35.679 that's just that's just one of them with others stacked 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:36.080 into it. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:37.160 What are you going to do with that. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:39.600 You throw it over the fence of the name. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.160 You're in a complex, you've got like twelve. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.200 Yeah, but you don't want to be that guy who 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.760 takes up all the bins because then they're like, you 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:48.600 took it up all the bits. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.400 That's going to live in your backyard for like at least. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.800 Yeah, last time I got something from this or like 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:56.199 a company similar I have. We've got a balcony upstairs 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.800 that you can't really see, and I put it all 0:13:58.840 --> 0:13:59.160 out there. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.199 Is that the one that got like rained on it? 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.520 Yeah, that's what happened last time, But this one's more 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.520 visible here because I don't want to take it upstairs. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.920 You're going to start rationing it, like cutting off little 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.120 like squares. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.559 A period of twelve months, A really nice knife get 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:17.440 stabby on it. Anyway, it was a stressful day putting 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.840 it together, and it was hot, sweaty. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.480 I could just imagine. I could just imagine if you 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:28.000 start having beads of sweat come down your brow purely 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.520 by sitting here and having a conversation, I can only imagine. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:31.880 We have to go to the gym that day. 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.320 Putting together a couch solo. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.080 Yeah, with two kids. Avery was out, you're a hero 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.720 and no, that's right. April to go to an appointment and 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.680 it turned up just as she was leaving. Ah. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.440 Perfect, that's her getting your back. 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.760 And drives off. I was like, you sure you got 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.360 to go? Now you're popping off for another six hours. 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.840 Gotta go soil anyway, that's what I'm dealing with, Ash. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.360 I have an update on the car, Ah. Yes, we 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.800 talk about you know, certain respons instabilities. There are certain 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.680 tasks Ash that you know, sometimes Laura looks after sometimes 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.920 I look after them. The car is one that I 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:09.720 have to look after. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.200 Yes, we've spoken about this. That's right, both cars, Yeah, yeah, 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:18.560 I spoke Yeah, getting them serviced, anything mechanical, And it's 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:21.200 one of those situations where like except for Maley, she 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:21.760 cleans them. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:25.920 Maley is in charge of the wax and polish. But 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.080 I've had an issue with our car going on almost 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:29.960 four weeks now. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:34.000 Yes, ship time too, yeah, oh, terrible time. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.560 And so there was a smell, like a moldy smell, 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.360 and I thought maybe it was the girls dropping the 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.520 water bottles in the back of the car on the floor, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.960 because there's just so much crap there on the floor. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.360 And the floor was all wet, and so got rid 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.640 of all the crap, got rid of the mats, let 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.520 it dry out, and this water just wouldn't evaporate. And 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:53.840 I'm talking like you put pressure on the carpet and 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.840 you could like see the water pull up, like there's 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:56.720 a ship ton. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:57.760 Of water spongy. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.240 Yeah. Then I was like, you know, the car's four 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.360 years old. So I'm like, what the what is going on? 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.040 So I'm reading online trying to figure it out. End 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.480 up calling a dealership where I got the car from, 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.400 to bull Ake because they're like an hour and twenty 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:09.960 minutes away. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:14.880 As a old former years car salesman, because like there's 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.640 a dealership in every suburb of the same brand, and 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:20.320 then new shoppers around this is them getting you back 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.800 by saying this is what happens when you buy something 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.720 from where you could have got it in your local area, 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:31.400 but you saved a thousand dollars. Yeah, and they're like, oh, 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.840 there's something wrong with it. Guess what, bitch, drive it 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.280 all the way out of here, fucking dare. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.920 Yeah. I think I saved seven hundred and fifty bucks 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:42.160 by buying it in the dealership in Campbelltown. And so 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:46.040 as soon as the dealership reopened after Christmas, they were like, oh, 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.520 it's available for it to be dropped off in like 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.720 three weeks. Times I'm like, all this time, I've had 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.520 a MOULDI car because of all this water. And I'm 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.160 thinking to myself, it's fine though, because it's within the 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:00.240 five year new car warranty. And I was thinking to myself, 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.240 I bet you they're going to figure out a way 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.719 to say that it's my fault. I've caused the problem. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:10.400 That also, I can like here underneath the car when 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.280 I stop at every traffic light, I can hear the 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.560 slashing of the water. That is, I don't know what's 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.600 going on, but there's I'm like driving like it's like 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:19.480 driving an oil tanker. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.960 If I was working there, I would be convinced. I 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.199 would convince you it was your fault. I wouldn't just 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:25.720 like be like, I think this is your fault. You 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.880 would walk away going there. You know what, I need 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:28.840 to check myself. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.080 I was ready for that. I was ready for that 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:33.560 to be like, no, there's no way I'm walking out 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.280 of here and not being under warranty of the car anyway. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.160 As I dropped the car off. There was maybe four 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:39.960 other I went see the name of the car brand 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.720 because they may sponsor the podcast in the future. 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.679 And I don't want to really thin line, but there 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:45.440 was like four. 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.240 Other people there who were all clearly in a terrible mood, 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.200 and they're kind of like I can hear. I could 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.720 hear the conversations of a guy being like, what do 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.800 you mean I need a new like oil filter, and 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.080 they're like, yeah, it's four thousand dollars, mate, And I 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.080 was like, everyone's just getting rinsed. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:00.639 Is this the maserati you're talking about? 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:05.359 Yea, So do you want to know what it was 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:06.479 that was causing this? 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:08.520 Oh? Yeah, just like that fixed it? 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:09.880 Fixed it. I was out there. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.240 It sink still, it still stinks. 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:15.240 I was waiting out there for four hours in the dealership. 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:17.000 They were like another half an hour, another half an hour, 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.679 you can leave, but you know you may as well 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:20.200 wait here. 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:22.080 Because we might sell your car by the time we 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:23.280 get get rid of it. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:28.120 Okay, So air con pump was blocked. Sure that might 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:30.119 that must fall under the remit of like a new 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:31.080 car warranty. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:31.959