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Speaker 2: The porter filler.

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Speaker 1: The porter filler basket goes in it, so it's like

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Speaker 1: It's a Smeg. It's fifty one meal.

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Speaker 2: So when I asked this morning, if you're in a

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Dating Dads.

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Speaker 1: I'm Mattie Jay and I'm Windy McK winter.

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Speaker 2: This is the podcast all about Porter Fields, all about

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Speaker 2: the good the bad and the relator and the fifty

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Speaker 1: And the fifty one millimeter.

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Speaker 2: What else do we say for the intro?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you come, If you come for advice, good start,

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Speaker 1: Sweating again?

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Speaker 2: It is it is a bit warm today.

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Speaker 1: Can you grab grab thee that last time?

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Speaker 2: Give me one second hand?

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Speaker 1: What are you wiping my forehead? Dude? Thank god, I've

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Speaker 1: got a refreshing stone Wood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to cool you do, because you went ok, this

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Speaker 2: rid of your ice bath. Shout out to your ice bath.

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Speaker 2: That's what you need to get. Your core temperature ash

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Speaker 1: which is stone Wood. Stone and Wood our partners of

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Speaker 2: Do you remember your first Stonewood. Do you remember when

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Speaker 1: It's like juice. I have it with breakfast anyway. It

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Speaker 2: Without them, we wouldn't be here and this wouldn't be possible. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: That's why they call it Barron Bay in a bottle.

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Speaker 1: That sold, don't touch that. That sold? That's so old,

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Speaker 1: Yes we did, not me, but we did, and I did.

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Speaker 1: The awkward interaction than me trying to explain where a

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Speaker 2: Before they've been like what is this? Explain this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like kids right and the couch Christians come off

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh yeah, there's like it's been a good couch.

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Speaker 1: And also sometimes it's like you don't have enough. If

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Speaker 1: and no, that's right. April to go to an appointment and

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Speaker 2: As I dropped the car off. There was maybe four

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to really thin line, but there

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Speaker 2: Yea, So do you want to know what it was

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, just like that fixed it?

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Speaker 2: I was waiting out there for four hours in the dealership.

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Speaker 2: They were like another half an hour, another half an hour,

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Speaker 1: Because we might sell your car by the time we

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Speaker 1: get get rid of it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So air con pump was blocked. Sure that might

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Speaker 2: that must fall under the remit of like a new

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Speaker 1: Right doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Do you know what's caused it? What cockroach?

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Speaker 1: There was a cockroach in there apparently, Oh bullshit, right,

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Speaker 1: So you had to pay for it?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, I was like, but is it fixed? Like,

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Speaker 1: Mate. You shouldn't have told the cockroach to crawl down.

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Speaker 2: Well, then I still alive, and I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: Should question in that cockroach.

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Speaker 2: Showed me the cockroach, but I was like, there's no

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Speaker 2: I got home and Laura's like, show me the cockroach.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't ask for a proof of the cocka

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Speaker 2: There's no way I'm doing this anyway. So the car's fixed.

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Speaker 2: Had to pay for it. Car still stinks. It's a

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Speaker 1: And then you even got the fucking third degree burns

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Speaker 2: They could tell them, what's easy for you to say

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Speaker 2: You know how many cars I've sow? Yeah, experience, I

439
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Speaker 2: had my belt.

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Speaker 1: Second of well, why can't you just be like, oh,

441
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 1: that's good, good deal babe? Well I don't know. You've

442
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,160
Speaker 1: got to question me to try and save an extra

443
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Speaker 1: fifty dollars. And I was just like, you ring up

444
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 1: and see if you get a better deal there.

445
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,879
Speaker 2: Did you get a good deal there? Or did you

446
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 2: just pay for it?

447
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 1: But she will never know that until this comes out

448
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 1: and she's like, remember that time, like nine years ago

449
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 1: you brought a laptop.

450
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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just not so I tried to get a

451
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 2: deal and look how much of an idiot I am now.

452
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,880
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's not worth it hate random one.

453
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We've spoken before about the fact that our kids, being toddlers,

455
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 2: like to carry a lot of knickknacks with them as

456
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Speaker 2: they leave the house.

457
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

458
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Speaker 2: So Lola at the moment is a number one culprit.

459
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Speaker 1: And she had like a little bag.

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Speaker 2: She has a little bag. There's there's a couple of

461
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Speaker 2: different handbags. Depending on the day of the week. She'll

462
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 2: take a different handbag and just fill it with like teapot,

463
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:11,160
Speaker 2: little cups, sauces, like duplow, Like who knows what she's bringing.

464
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Speaker 1: What she's taken where? Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Lola left the house recently with something that wasn't really

466
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Speaker 2: appropriate to leave the house with. Oh no, But I

467
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,160
Speaker 2: was like, if it makes you happy.

468
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Speaker 1: It's not worth The argument also depends on how inappropriate

469
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Speaker 1: it is, So lay it on me. What was it?

470
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Speaker 2: Well, as we were leaving, I wanted to go get

471
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Speaker 2: a coffee right over the weekend, I normally take one

472
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Speaker 2: of the girls sometimes both for a baby Tino and

473
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Speaker 2: a coffee, take Buster for a piss happy days. And

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Speaker 2: Lola had a handbag and she had like all the

475
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Speaker 2: normal knickknacks, and then she had this other item in

476
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Speaker 2: her hand, and Laura was like, you cannot let her

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Speaker 2: leave the house with that. And I tried to take

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Speaker 2: it off her and it was like like it.

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Speaker 1: Was it was a twelve inch black Dialdo well what

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Speaker 1: I'm right? No? Not quite shut up? She did not.

481
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I have a costume box This isn't it's

482
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: a strap. Over the course of a number of years

483
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 2: of making content online, ash, I have quite a robust

484
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 2: costume boxy and she's taken one of the items. I

485
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,959
Speaker 2: don't know if you can see that and see what

486
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 2: she's brought with her.

487
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:25,959
Speaker 1: Oh I see it's a dom play whip.

488
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Speaker 2: It's a red whip.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I so even got the like thing

490
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Speaker 1: at the end of it.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, it's fine. I can like hide

492
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: it in the prem you.

493
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Speaker 1: Can play it off. So when I was thinking, she's

494
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Speaker 1: walking around with a vibrator or something.

495
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Speaker 2: So when we're in the cafe, this is what Laola's

496
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Speaker 2: doing in the cafe, play on that.

497
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Speaker 1: She's using it as like I want this. Well, we

498
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Speaker 1: know what her king is going to be when she's

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Speaker 1: a bit older, and that's on you.

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Speaker 2: So for people who obviously haven't seen that video, if

501
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 2: you're on our socials. But she's in front of the

502
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: glass fridge pointing what she would like to order.

503
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Speaker 1: What do they call that fetish?

504
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 2: I think it's like BDSM.

505
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, essentially your daughter's walking around Bondi with a BDSM whip.

506
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: And we're waiting for the baby China and the coffee

507
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 2: and she's just out the front going whipping people.

508
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 2: A couple of ladies were like, is that is that

510
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 2: a whip?

511
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: Also, what I would like training me is what else

512
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: people's kids have taken out in public that's inappropriate? So

513
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: just off the back of that, we'll make a social

514
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 1: video about this. What's the most inappropriate thing your child

515
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: has taken in public? From your house? If that makes sense? Yeah,

516
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: from your house? Where else are you gonna have it?

517
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: In your car? Whatever? What's the most inappropriate thing?

518
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 2: She calls it a magic wand ash, and that's what

519
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 2: I call it as well.

520
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: Let's go into our new segment, Matthew, it is tantrums

521
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: for the week.

522
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: It's fun.

523
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: Would you like to go first?

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Speaker 2: No, Ash, I think I would like to hear your tantrum.

525
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: I've just got a really quick one here. Whire might

526
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: always pooh and toilet.

527
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: Thing, because that's all we've got.

528
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: This one's from Kayla throughout DMS on Instagram.

529
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: I will take this opportunity right now to say that

530
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 2: if you do have a tantrum, please submit it to

531
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 2: either of our personal Instagram accounts or two doting dads.

532
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 2: We also have an email address.

533
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: We don't check any of them. So this one comes

534
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: from Kaylor and says they have a twelve month old

535
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: and they had a tantrum because they wouldn't let them

536
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: eat the toy lot cleaner that's hanging from the ball.

537
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: Great. Great, it's so annoying when you're trying to stop

538
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 2: your child from causing like illness.

539
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: To be fair, it looks pretty inviting that blue tablet.

540
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: April comes home and you're just there with Oscar having

541
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 2: a little feast.

542
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: On this honestly looks like an upside down. The lollipop

543
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: smells good, just gonna be honest. Smells good, looks good,

544
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: does not taste good, does not taste don't make it.

545
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 2: It smell so good it look unedible. I've got one here.

546
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 2: This one is for, Oh, Lucienne, Lucienne, Lucien, how would

547
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 2: you say that? Sorry, Lucien, Lucian. Lucian.

548
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: Look, I apologize, Lucian.

549
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 2: I apologize if I have said your name incorrectly, I

550
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 2: am deeply sorry. But she set me through. I am

551
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 2: for the record, I'm always sorry for people. I defend

552
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 2: Ash maybe not, but Lucian. To all the Lucian's out there,

553
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: just move on. I think we are in a cranky mood.

554
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: You are Lucian. That's how you pronounce it.

555
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: Lucian, which is spelt ll you see and make it stop?

556
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: Eh.

557
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: Okay, So she has set me through a video and

558
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: she said, I'm very happy for you to share this

559
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: on the podcast. She sent me a video. Okay, I'm

560
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 2: going to play you the video and you have to

561
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 2: try and guess what this toddler is having a tantrum about.

562
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: It has something to do with the room.

563
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: So this is just turned into a game show.

564
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 2: And our next tantrum is coming up now for ten

565
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 2: points from Okay, so he's giving a good nudge.

566
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: Do you want to get back in bed? Close?

567
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 2: Does have something to do with a cot there.

568
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what is it.

569
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 2: She changed the sheets, new bed sheets, and they're great.

570
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: Honestly, they looked.

571
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: Crisp changing the sheets on a cot just actually any

572
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 2: bed sheets. Oh, it's the worst job. It's it's the

573
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: bottom of the barrel.

574
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: Do you know it's the worst when it's like Sunday

575
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: night and your wife's washed all the sheets and you

576
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: look at the bed and.

577
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 2: You're like, especially when you're ready, you're like just ready

578
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: to get it, You're ready to get horizontal, and then

579
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 2: you're looking at just a bear mattress and you're like,

580
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 2: can I just sleep on the match?

581
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: So I understand what that kid's going through. That's great.

582
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: Thank you for sending that through. If you want to

583
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: send us videos of your kids screaming and we'll guess,

584
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: we'll take it. We'll take that too.

585
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 2: I do also have another one here, can I quickly

586
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: just yes? Of course, one from Marley who messaged me

587
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,959
Speaker 2: on Instagram. She said, my daughter got really upset because

588
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 2: I weed on top of her Wii without fucking her first,

589
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 2: which if any non parents out.

590
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: There, that's a big not that's a big one.

591
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: You don't want to be mixing the Wii.

592
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really got to waste the water before.

593
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: It. The goalposts are always moving.

594
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: Always always.

595
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 2: Sometimes I have attention when you flush. Other times that's

596
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: when you don't flush.

597
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a slippery slope to be dinant questions before

598
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: we let these fine people go, I.

599
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: Thought you'd never ask, gosh do it? Okay? This one

600
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: comes from Amy, what is the one thing you really

601
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: miss about pre kid life? And then also in addition

602
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: to that, what's the best thing post kid life?

603
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: It's a double double question that one.

604
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we norm only let single questions through, but on

605
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 2: this occasion we've let a double through.

606
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: Ash. I've miss being able to just like sit on

607
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: the couch and do absolutely nothing.

608
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 2: Will you still do that quite a lot?

609
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: Hungover? I don't. I don't at me. I've seen you.

610
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm just going to see me through the window. I

611
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: miss being like violently hungover and been able to sit

612
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: on the couch and every meal is from different fast

613
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: food restaurants. That's what I miss.

614
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: If you wanted any insight into what kind of life

615
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: Ash lived before kids.

616
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: That's oh, that's now. And then what I want? What

617
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: I like the most? Well, I like the wipes you.

618
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: All, don't you? You have a big soft inner call.

619
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: Maybe I do, but I will not show it. I'll

620
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: hide it very deep down.

621
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: I know you like the wipes. There's got to be

622
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: something else.

623
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: Let me.

624
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 2: I like the left No, come on, come on, think deep,

625
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: think about anything.

626
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: I like when I drop them both off to Kindie

627
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: and they don't cry.

628
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: For people who think that Ash may have this like

629
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: an o cold out of shell, yes he does at times.

630
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: But I've seen the way that you have welcomed Macie

631
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: back into this household.

632
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: I do like that. I like the welcome when you

633
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: haven't seen them all day. There he is, That's what

634
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: I do like. There he is, yeah, yeah, yeah. When

635
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: they make a big deal for about ten seconds and

636
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: then you're like, well that's me done, and then I

637
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: toddle off and enjoy something else.

638
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 2: And you tried to say it was just the wipes.

639
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: The wipes. The wipes are definitely good part. They're on

640
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: part what about you man?

641
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: Pre kid life. Look, I think the beach was something

642
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 2: that I really enjoy, and I think you take for

643
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: granted how nice it is going to the beach without

644
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: kids and just being able to do nothing, just.

645
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: In enjoy without the haushole too.

646
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: Without the househole. You know, you can go with just.

647
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: Like minimal, we could go exactly like this, Like you

648
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: don't need to tow Like if I said, dude, should

649
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: we just tell it over on the beach, we could

650
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: literally just go nothing and were like, well I've got nothing.

651
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: Well you know what, Matthew, you don't need anything.

652
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 2: Kids make the beach a lot more difficult, just the

653
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: like fucking snacks, wipes, water bottles, buckets, like shade, Oh

654
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 2: my god, the list is endless. Shade, Well, it's so

655
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 2: hot at the moment, I know, I know.

656
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: I love how you're going to take your own shade.

657
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: And also then just like at the moment when you're

658
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 2: at the beach with the kids and you have to

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Speaker 2: say to your partner like hey, I'm going to jump

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Speaker 2: in the water, and like cool, you've got three minutes,

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Speaker 2: and that's like all you get, Like you get rational,

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Speaker 2: go go go, like run into the water, pale around,

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Speaker 2: and then you're like I could stay here for longer.

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Speaker 2: And you look at the shoreline and they're they're going

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Speaker 2: like pulling at the.

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Speaker 1: Watch, going come back here, cross arms, like yeah, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Come in and you're like just on another just like

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Speaker 2: another minute to myself.

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Speaker 1: When I've taken the kids down of the beach on

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Speaker 1: my own that weekend, my mentioned with Apple was really

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Speaker 1: really hungover with other friends, and I would be like,

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Speaker 1: sneak away. I'd be like to the other parents, I'd

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Speaker 1: be like back in one set for a swim, and

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Speaker 1: by the time I get back, both kids realize that

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Speaker 1: I've left them. Oh yeah, sated that you left. I

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Speaker 1: literally went ten meters into the water and back. If

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Speaker 1: I wanted to leave you, I would.

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Speaker 2: The thing I like about having kids, I think.

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Speaker 1: That's all we've got time for because the list is

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Speaker 1: going to be endless.

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Speaker 2: No, I think there's a lot of parts of parenting

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Speaker 2: that are very hard ash But at the same time,

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Speaker 2: especially at the moment, because I'm coming off the back

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Speaker 2: of like a month of Lola just pating you looking

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Speaker 2: at me like I'm a piece of shit, when I

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Speaker 2: do get those little moments of affection, like we had

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Speaker 2: a little breakthrough with Lola. We were actually down the

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Speaker 2: beach to keep things on the same theme, And is

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Speaker 2: a Thursday. I have both girls home from daycare on

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Speaker 2: a Thursday, and she hasn't done this in a bloody

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Speaker 2: long time. She fell asleep in my arms.

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Speaker 1: Ah, and just that's pretty good, except I'm really sweaty.

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Speaker 1: Lessons in Winter it's a no go.

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Speaker 2: And it was just nice to have like a moment

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Speaker 2: of peace when they're asleep in your arms, being cute

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Speaker 2: and then nuzzling in. I was like, this is pretty good.

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Speaker 1: That's a win. It's not very often we end an

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Speaker 1: episode on a little soppiness, but anyway, that's very lovely. Matthew.

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Speaker 1: I think on that night, we should probably wrap this

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Speaker 1: up because I need to get to my therapy appointment.

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Speaker 2: Yes we do. If you enjoy this episode, I'm coming.

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Speaker 1: You know. It's like that those tiktoks are. It's like

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Speaker 1: enjoying therapies like you too. And I was like, are

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Speaker 1: we both going?

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Speaker 2: Do you talk about me?

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Speaker 1: And never you mentioned my name? Never, that's a lie,

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Speaker 1: like you're doing my fu.

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Speaker 2: Have you been enjoyed this episode? We would love it

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Speaker 2: if you shared it with any other people out there, parents,

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Speaker 2: non parents, pet parents, doesn't matter who it is. And

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Speaker 2: if you would leave us a review and a couple

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Speaker 2: of words on a podcast we never beg. We asked politely,

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Speaker 2: but it makes a huge difference.

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Speaker 1: Ash Night, Chacter, you will start to beg.

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Speaker 2: We catch up every weekend on a Sunday night, and

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Speaker 2: we just read the reviews to each other. That's how

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Speaker 2: we get to sleep, and we are due for some

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Speaker 2: new reviews.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a couple that were just like ashes

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Speaker 1: the last and I slept like a baby after that.

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Speaker 1: We get a lot of lovely messages every now and then, dads, and.

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Speaker 2: It's like, hey, it's great to message us this in

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Speaker 2: the inbox, but do you mind just like copy and.

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Speaker 1: Pasting that it's Apple Podcast. Yeah, please'd be great. Make

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Speaker 1: it publishiated. Yeah, all right, we're going to get out

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Speaker 1: of here, you.

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Speaker 2: Two doting dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land see community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land