Speaker 1: Now you may have heard on the show last week
Speaker 1: Brittany Hockley went away for the weekend.
Speaker 2: I house sat her house. Laura, I've done this before.
Speaker 3: You've done nothing but complain about it since.
Speaker 2: Can you give me a break? I actually haven't. I
Speaker 2: was a good house sitter.
Speaker 4: You also didn't tell me that you're getting paid for it,
Speaker 4: so I thought you were doing an out of the
Speaker 4: goodness of your own law, but paid you to house it.
Speaker 1: Peek behind the curtain, why don't you plan a radio show?
Speaker 1: We go girls, This is how it's going to go.
Speaker 1: They go, no worries, That's how it's going to go.
Speaker 1: And then now it's all of a sudden, some sort
Speaker 1: of prank patrol thing.
Speaker 5: I only want to add one thing before I hear
Speaker 5: what you have to say.
Speaker 2: I did you a favor.
Speaker 1: Can I say you paid me fifty percent of the
Speaker 1: rate you normally pay your house hitter and also your
Speaker 1: dog's hitter, because I that's how I sat for.
Speaker 2: Australia's most petulant.
Speaker 5: Dog, Australia's most divine.
Speaker 4: She's so pretty, but she has pretty privileged.
Speaker 3: She doesn't know she's got pretty Sorry, which continued.
Speaker 1: Let me just give you a review on house sitting
Speaker 1: and dog sitting for Brittany Hockley and Brits do Bricks
Speaker 1: Dog dollar It.
Speaker 2: It's true what we've said.
Speaker 1: We've had experts on this show trying to cure a
Speaker 1: Delilah of whatever ailment she bridge.
Speaker 3: Dog doll one have a pretty privileged Britz dog.
Speaker 1: Delilah has been through three dog walkers that have all resigned.
Speaker 1: It's like the Boeing crisis. They've all mysteriously disappeared, all
Speaker 1: the whistleblowers.
Speaker 3: No, you are severely exaggerating. Two dog walkers. There was
Speaker 3: two of them, not three.
Speaker 5: They have been with her for years and unfortunately they
Speaker 5: had to go a different way.
Speaker 4: They both resigned at the same time for the same reason.
Speaker 5: As she had one off week. Hormones continuees continue.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 1: Walking Delilah through the dog park is a literal hell.
Speaker 1: That dog is There's something gone on. That dog is smart.
Speaker 1: I think that dog is the Zodiac killer. It is
Speaker 1: got a look in its eyes. It knows more things
Speaker 1: than I know it is. It would get a higher
Speaker 1: ATAR than I would if it sat the nap Land.
Speaker 1: It'd be above state average.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing about Delilah is that if you are
Speaker 4: taking for her for a walk, you have to take
Speaker 4: her for a walk with two separate balls so that
Speaker 4: you can always have her on rotation. She trains, you
Speaker 4: have to keep it going otherwise she gets fixated on
Speaker 4: other people's balls.
Speaker 1: You want to know, Yeah, what's like walking Delilah. She's
Speaker 1: not like a kervooda or you clip on the lead
Speaker 1: and you walk in. You have to get a hip
Speaker 1: harness like I'm in, So let I clip a harness.
Speaker 3: Around my you're gonna go wakeboarding?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How you click?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: It's like trying to walk a ferret on acid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what it is.
Speaker 1: Then there's a strap that goes underneath your leggs and
Speaker 1: clips up in the middle like a seat belt on
Speaker 1: like a roller coaster. Then you've got a bum bag, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is a designer at the bag that
Speaker 1: you sling over your shoulder, which has two balls in
Speaker 1: it treats that are respective to Delilah's dietary requirements. And
Speaker 1: then you have a ball thrower that is mechanical that
Speaker 1: folds down into two parts so you can keep it
Speaker 1: in your pocket. Then you've got to put Delilah's waterproof
Speaker 1: harness on.
Speaker 3: Mitch, I'm getting a feeling that you didn't enjoy it. Well,
Speaker 3: where sorry, where's the problem coming?
Speaker 1: This is the problem. This is live audio of me
Speaker 1: at the dog park with Delilah. If you've ever wanted
Speaker 1: to know what it feels like to walk Brid's famous dog, Delilah,
Speaker 1: this is close your eyes. This is a little ASMR roleplay.
Speaker 2: Delilah. Shit, Delilah, Delilah. She's running out of the park.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm so sorry, Delilah. Oh my god, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that people everywhere very dramatic and she's running out.
Speaker 4: Of the park.
Speaker 2: I have actually lost Britt's dog.
Speaker 1: I've genuinely lost Brittany Hockey's dog.
Speaker 5: God.
Speaker 2: There she's got her and now she's run through mud.
Speaker 2: She's run through she has genuinely run she loves mud.
Speaker 1: She has led through a pile of bud.
Speaker 2: Get here now coming out, Dalilah, out of breath. This
Speaker 2: is a problem.
Speaker 1: I've lost her again, Delilah.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't see a problem. It sounds like
Speaker 3: she had a great time at the park.
Speaker 2: She had a great time with that.
Speaker 5: Sounds like she was I could hear that in her
Speaker 5: panting that.
Speaker 3: She thought that was panting No, that was the dogish.
Speaker 5: The thing with Delilah is in her defense. She is
Speaker 5: not and we joke about it a lot here. She's
Speaker 5: not a bad dog at all. But she's selective with
Speaker 5: her listening. So she knows everything that you want her
Speaker 5: to do. She knows exactly what you're saying. But if
Speaker 5: she doesn't feel like it, she won't do it.
Speaker 3: She's disobedient, that's the word. She knows how to do it.
Speaker 3: She's so smart she just chooses not to. No, it's
Speaker 3: selective here. She sounds like a mother.
Speaker 1: I'll never do it for you again. Also, I've sent
Speaker 1: you my bs ben a count details. Please transfer the well.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to transfer it now. You just shamed
Speaker 3: my dog on national radio. You think I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Pay you for that, I'll see you in court. Also,
Speaker 2: I did steal some Pratasney, so I think.
Speaker 5: We're I know Prata Sonny's and all my food out
Speaker 5: of the fridge and a bottle of gin, and you
Speaker 5: slept in my back.
Speaker 3: The bottle of gin.
Speaker 2: She said I could drink it.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 2: It's half empty.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, I'm going to tell you, guys, how
Speaker 4: over the weekend, I got chased down by security through
Speaker 4: an Airport's a shocking weekend.
Speaker 3: I was just smuggling again. What is.
Speaker 2: Delilah with me?
Speaker 3: Let's blame for that as well.
Speaker 2: It's next pick up.