WEBVTT - MINI: Mitch LOST Britt's Dog Delilah? 🐶

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<v Speaker 1>Now you may have heard on the show last week

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany Hockley went away for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I house sat her house. Laura, I've done this before.

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<v Speaker 3>You've done nothing but complain about it since.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you give me a break? I actually haven't. I

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<v Speaker 2>was a good house sitter.

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<v Speaker 4>You also didn't tell me that you're getting paid for it,

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<v Speaker 4>so I thought you were doing an out of the

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<v Speaker 4>goodness of your own law, but paid you to house it.

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<v Speaker 1>Peek behind the curtain, why don't you plan a radio show?

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<v Speaker 1>We go girls, This is how it's going to go.

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<v Speaker 1>They go, no worries, That's how it's going to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And then now it's all of a sudden, some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of prank patrol thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I only want to add one thing before I hear

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<v Speaker 5>what you have to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I did you a favor.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say you paid me fifty percent of the

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<v Speaker 1>rate you normally pay your house hitter and also your

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<v Speaker 1>dog's hitter, because I that's how I sat for.

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<v Speaker 2>Australia's most petulant.

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<v Speaker 5>Dog, Australia's most divine.

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<v Speaker 4>She's so pretty, but she has pretty privileged.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't know she's got pretty Sorry, which continued.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just give you a review on house sitting

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<v Speaker 1>and dog sitting for Brittany Hockley and Brits do Bricks

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<v Speaker 1>Dog dollar It.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true what we've said.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had experts on this show trying to cure a

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<v Speaker 1>Delilah of whatever ailment she bridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog doll one have a pretty privileged Britz dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Delilah has been through three dog walkers that have all resigned.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the Boeing crisis. They've all mysteriously disappeared, all

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<v Speaker 1>the whistleblowers.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you are severely exaggerating. Two dog walkers. There was

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<v Speaker 3>two of them, not three.

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<v Speaker 5>They have been with her for years and unfortunately they

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<v Speaker 5>had to go a different way.

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<v Speaker 4>They both resigned at the same time for the same reason.

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<v Speaker 5>As she had one off week. Hormones continuees continue.

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<v Speaker 3>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Walking Delilah through the dog park is a literal hell.

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<v Speaker 1>That dog is There's something gone on. That dog is smart.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that dog is the Zodiac killer. It is

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<v Speaker 1>got a look in its eyes. It knows more things

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<v Speaker 1>than I know it is. It would get a higher

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<v Speaker 1>ATAR than I would if it sat the nap Land.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be above state average.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 4>My favorite thing about Delilah is that if you are

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<v Speaker 4>taking for her for a walk, you have to take

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<v Speaker 4>her for a walk with two separate balls so that

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<v Speaker 4>you can always have her on rotation. She trains, you

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<v Speaker 4>have to keep it going otherwise she gets fixated on

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<v Speaker 4>other people's balls.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know, Yeah, what's like walking Delilah. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not like a kervooda or you clip on the lead

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<v Speaker 1>and you walk in. You have to get a hip

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<v Speaker 1>harness like I'm in, So let I clip a harness.

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<v Speaker 3>Around my you're gonna go wakeboarding?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How you click?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like trying to walk a ferret on acid?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there's a strap that goes underneath your leggs and

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<v Speaker 1>clips up in the middle like a seat belt on

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<v Speaker 1>like a roller coaster. Then you've got a bum bag, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, is a designer at the bag that

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<v Speaker 1>you sling over your shoulder, which has two balls in

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<v Speaker 1>it treats that are respective to Delilah's dietary requirements. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you have a ball thrower that is mechanical that

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<v Speaker 1>folds down into two parts so you can keep it

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<v Speaker 1>in your pocket. Then you've got to put Delilah's waterproof

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<v Speaker 1>harness on.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch, I'm getting a feeling that you didn't enjoy it. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>where sorry, where's the problem coming?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the problem. This is live audio of me

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<v Speaker 1>at the dog park with Delilah. If you've ever wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to know what it feels like to walk Brid's famous dog, Delilah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is close your eyes. This is a little ASMR roleplay.

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<v Speaker 2>Delilah. Shit, Delilah, Delilah. She's running out of the park.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm so sorry, Delilah. Oh my god, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>that people everywhere very dramatic and she's running out.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the park.

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<v Speaker 2>I have actually lost Britt's dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I've genuinely lost Brittany Hockey's dog.

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<v Speaker 5>God.

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<v Speaker 2>There she's got her and now she's run through mud.

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<v Speaker 2>She's run through she has genuinely run she loves mud.

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<v Speaker 1>She has led through a pile of bud.

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<v Speaker 2>Get here now coming out, Dalilah, out of breath. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I've lost her again, Delilah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't see a problem. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>she had a great time at the park.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a great time with that.

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<v Speaker 5>Sounds like she was I could hear that in her

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<v Speaker 5>panting that.

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<v Speaker 3>She thought that was panting No, that was the dogish.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing with Delilah is in her defense. She is

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<v Speaker 5>not and we joke about it a lot here. She's

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<v Speaker 5>not a bad dog at all. But she's selective with

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<v Speaker 5>her listening. So she knows everything that you want her

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<v Speaker 5>to do. She knows exactly what you're saying. But if

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<v Speaker 5>she doesn't feel like it, she won't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>She's disobedient, that's the word. She knows how to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>She's so smart she just chooses not to. No, it's

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<v Speaker 3>selective here. She sounds like a mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never do it for you again. Also, I've sent

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<v Speaker 1>you my bs ben a count details. Please transfer the well.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to transfer it now. You just shamed

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<v Speaker 3>my dog on national radio. You think I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay you for that, I'll see you in court. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>I did steal some Pratasney, so I think.

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<v Speaker 5>We're I know Prata Sonny's and all my food out

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<v Speaker 5>of the fridge and a bottle of gin, and you

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<v Speaker 5>slept in my back.

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<v Speaker 3>The bottle of gin.

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<v Speaker 2>She said I could drink it.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's half empty.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming up next, I'm going to tell you, guys, how

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<v Speaker 4>over the weekend, I got chased down by security through

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<v Speaker 4>an Airport's a shocking weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just smuggling again. What is.

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<v Speaker 2>Delilah with me?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's blame for that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's next pick up.