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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're looking now for your nicknames, trying to do the

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Speaker 1: alphabet of your nicknames. Christian, we have a friend called

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Speaker 1: Cheezel because she can fit one on the end of

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Speaker 1: her nose and it stays there. That is one pointy nose.

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Speaker 1: That comes from Rebecca. She's Jesus is my favorite nickname

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Speaker 1: I've heard now. Cheesel is a great nickname. And you're right,

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Speaker 1: that is one pointy nose. But keep it there, Rebecca,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. That is a show stopper.

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Speaker 2: How do you find out you can do that? Someone

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Speaker 2: sees your pointy nose?

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Speaker 1: Tell you how you find it?

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Speaker 3: You can do?

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Speaker 1: Not that when you've been drinking. That is not something

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Speaker 1: you discover sober is it? That's in the pub? You

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Speaker 1: go hang a mate? Can I or someone says after you,

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Speaker 1: do you know what your nose is really pointing? Could

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Speaker 1: you fit while he's it? You can only ask a

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Speaker 1: very close friend something like that. All right, Jackie boy,

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Speaker 1: what were the nicknames we had in yesterday?

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Speaker 2: So as we go through the alphabet, we start with

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Speaker 2: Patsy's nickname as a kid, Bugsy j a bug. She

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Speaker 2: would eat bugs.

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Speaker 4: No, I'd eat bugs us dressed up as a bunny rabbit.

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Speaker 2: Crime for crime doesn't pay. Doctor Dirt, which was a

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Speaker 2: self given nickname for an excavated driver. Glovebox because his

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Speaker 2: friend said that he's usually full of crap. House the

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Speaker 2: big two hundred and fifty kilo New Zealander.

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Speaker 1: Who JACKEDE said the right his words, two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty kilos.

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Speaker 2: In his prime. His dad kuhl your mate who's sleepy

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Speaker 2: like a koala? Yes, sense Ali, the guy's on site,

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Speaker 2: call him senselight because he only works when people are around.

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Speaker 2: And we have our very own Vipra in the studio rio,

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Speaker 2: who's trying to get his nickname up and going.

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Speaker 1: Let's not forget. Where's cheezel o cheese? My favor one brackets,

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Speaker 1: that's one point he knows. Or so have we got

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Speaker 1: anything for Oh we don't onions.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the nose.

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Speaker 1: Comes from Julie growing up, my dad and a mate.

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Speaker 1: There's a phone in your dad's mates. All our dads

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Speaker 1: are quite hot, mazed and where did they get them from?

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Speaker 1: I don't have any mace. That a collection of odd

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Speaker 1: balls that my dad's had perfectly describes my dad's friend

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Speaker 1: Tar on the show Your Dad's Mates, thanks to Judy here.

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Speaker 1: Growing up, my dad and mate whose nickname was onions.

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Speaker 1: No idea where it came from. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: it was the fact he had one glass side that

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Speaker 1: he would as his party trick take out and put

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Speaker 1: people's beer glasses as a little surprise.

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Speaker 2: That is a great trick. But why would you get

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Speaker 2: called onions if you did that?

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Speaker 1: Because did the glass side look like an onion? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Or did he put an onion in the hole in

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Speaker 4: his eye?

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Speaker 1: When I want to live in that world that in cheesels.

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Speaker 1: If I'm out in the pub with those people cheesels

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Speaker 1: and onions, that's a good night. That is a good night.

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Speaker 2: Well riding back and you ride.

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Speaker 1: That's also penciling tomorrow's show Dad's Mates aka did your

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Speaker 1: dad have a mate like onions? All right, let's go

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Speaker 1: to Jeanette.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jeannette, good morning, How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good Jeanette, hope you're were this morning? So nickname please, Jeanette. Okay.

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Speaker 3: So my husband for to work colleague and they call

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Speaker 3: him mirror man because he's always looking into things and

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Speaker 3: not doing anything about it.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one, Jeanette. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: telling us about mirror man is a nickname, no worries

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Speaker 1: have every day snap by James, good morning, Good morning Christian,

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Speaker 1: Jack and Pert Sorr. Yeah, yeah, we're good. A chain

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Speaker 1: saw nickname for us, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Nick names ding ding The reason how I got that

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Speaker 3: is will make you laugh. In two thousand and one,

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Speaker 3: I was hit by a tram. I was off for

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Speaker 3: three months and when I got back, I was dubbed that.

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Speaker 1: That is harsh, isn't it. I mean, if you've been shot,

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Speaker 1: since have you been shot? They're gonna go to your

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Speaker 1: bang mate? This is Dingy was off.

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Speaker 3: That's factory etiquette.

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Speaker 1: Factory is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay now, James, Yeah, I'm fine.

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Speaker 3: That was in two thousand and one and it's stuck

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Speaker 3: like glue.

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Speaker 1: Different times do that. Now you're getting canceled. Is unbelievable, James,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for give us a call though,

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Speaker 1: have a good day mate, a brainer.

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Speaker 5: Now you're listening to the Christian okrl's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Some more nicknames that have come in that didn't make

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Speaker 1: me laugh though.

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Speaker 6: Good Christian. My name Islaurie my full name's Lawrence. When

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Speaker 6: I was at high school with tech drawing feature, gave

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Speaker 6: me the name Lozinger.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the end of the story.

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Speaker 1: Do we actually come off there or what are we

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Speaker 1: missing here? Am I? Does it make sense to you?

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Speaker 2: I guess it's just sort of sounds like Lawrence.

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Speaker 1: I see Lozenge, right? Gotcha? Okay?

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Speaker 6: Great Christian hare going Adam here. I want to get

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Speaker 6: nick names. When I was at a particular job, me

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Speaker 6: and a mate purchased ostriches and the guys at work

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Speaker 6: got wind to it, so they called me in you that.

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Speaker 2: I want to know more about the Also if the

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Speaker 2: guys at work on wind of it, So he's not

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Speaker 2: doing it for a job, he's doing it for a hobby.

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Speaker 1: No did he say this? Was like so him and

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Speaker 1: a friendly minute, Like that's the natural thing you do

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Speaker 1: if you in between projects.

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Speaker 6: I want to make Christian hare going Adam here. I

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Speaker 6: want to get nick names. When I was had a

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Speaker 6: particular job, me and a mate purchased ostriches and the

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Speaker 6: guys at work got wind to it, so they called

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Speaker 6: me in you.

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Speaker 4: It's a side hustle, a big investment thing.

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Speaker 1: In the rest of us will getting early on the

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Speaker 1: dot com boomstri Ostriche your Microsoft, they were the early NFTs.

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Speaker 4: Were the guy who invested in an Ostrich farm and

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Speaker 4: it went very, very badly and he lost a lot

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Speaker 4: of cash in it, a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: What was he.

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Speaker 2: Hoping to get from it? Otridges, Ostrich Eggstrie. I'm not sure?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? Open the lines? Now? We will

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Speaker 1: move on, but we need to get back into the

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Speaker 1: great Ostriche boom. I know there's been a gold boom here,

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Speaker 1: the Ostrich boom. Please call me if you have any details.

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Speaker 1: And I bet there's people listening and go, oh no,

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Speaker 1: I invested in that. The Christian O'Connell show podcast just

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Speaker 1: we're finishing off the last hour. We were just talking

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Speaker 1: and asking for your nicknames, and a guy called Adam

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Speaker 1: left of a voicemail with an unusual.

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Speaker 6: One and a mate purchased ostriches and the guys at

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Speaker 6: work got window it, so they called me a.

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Speaker 1: You now cute nickname? However, is the whole side hustle

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Speaker 1: of purchasing em use ostriches that caught our attention? And

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Speaker 1: Patsy was saying how in the nineties this was an

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Speaker 1: investment thing Yeah.

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Speaker 4: One of the guys I used to work with invested

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Speaker 4: in an Ostriche farm but lost quite a bit of

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Speaker 1: Before we go any further, the producers have thought, what

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Speaker 1: do we need for this bit? Okay, it's on the

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Speaker 1: run order? Where are we going with this? They've given

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Speaker 1: us sound of an Ostrich How focused the bit?

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what you were talking about.

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Speaker 1: Before you've got any ostages on the paddot.

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Speaker 5: They're going eight right now Ostriches, Adam, adam, adam, He

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Speaker 5: got us?

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Speaker 3: Hello? Sorry, Andy, Hello, list.

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Speaker 1: An amateur turn the radio down? Right now? Is twenty

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gott to make one. Hang on, there's a

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Speaker 1: whole music's right to tron workout. Where's Ostriche going on?

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Speaker 1: Where's the whistleblower? Mick Coome oning?

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Speaker 3: Good morning?

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Speaker 1: How I'm good mix? So I hate to take you

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Speaker 1: back there, and I'm sorry if you have some money,

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Speaker 1: but please tell us about this Ostrich investment.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a very good investment. I think we were

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Speaker 3: sort of all beating against each other each other in

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Speaker 3: the end. But did I purchased two year old birds.

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Speaker 3: They were ten thousand dollars each, made he purchased He

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Speaker 3: purchased four birds and they were chicks, so he paid

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Speaker 3: a little bit less for he paid two thousand each.

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Speaker 3: But not than three years later we ended up having

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Speaker 3: probably the most expensive barbecue meet on a weekend because

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Speaker 3: they just plummeted.

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Speaker 1: So, and how do you make your money from the

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Speaker 1: if you'd I hope you don't mind me asking. I'm

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Speaker 1: just generally curious as to So you buy them and

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Speaker 1: then what you're reselling them or where's the money in it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you were reselling them. So my brother purchased land instead,

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Speaker 3: which his investment was a lot better off. But internally

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Speaker 3: it looked like that. Thinking back, I didn't see any

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Speaker 3: overseas investors. I think it was just everybody under one

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Speaker 1: The market price is going up like ostrich inflation.

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Speaker 2: So what were you how much were you hoping to

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Speaker 2: dream the dreams? We're hoping to sell the birds back

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Speaker 3: Well, some people were paying sixty seventy thousand for a bird, bloody.

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Speaker 1: So I would understand why on paper you think if

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Speaker 1: you are going to have an investment. This would pay

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Speaker 1: off three times what you put in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can. Buying an egg would be about

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Speaker 3: two thousand dollars. Fifteen hundred and two thousand dollars. You

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Speaker 3: definitely hope that it was going to hatch, which I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really it's not long whny go to super

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Speaker 1: barking by. It doesn't ones cracked. I can let that

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Speaker 1: one go two runs. They've been ostrigen there. I don't

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Speaker 1: come background. I need a receipt. But then you've got it.

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Speaker 1: It's not just buying them, you know, and you're putting

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Speaker 1: the money in an account and where you've got to

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Speaker 1: look after a bloody ostrich.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it was. There was a there was a

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Speaker 3: farmer was in Mornington, sorry in Languorren. And when the

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Speaker 3: market did plummet, there was a lot of hot headed

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Speaker 3: Italians that went to that farm. And I saw the

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Speaker 3: gates were Welsh well locked. Lots of people weren't very happy.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable. A lot of ostriches just wandering around wondering what

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Speaker 1: happened to them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well let's see that it was a funny market.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well make I'm sorry here but you

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Speaker 1: losing all that money but thanksgiving us a cool no

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Speaker 1: worries is Adam Banck. We don't need him now doing

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Speaker 1: Adam Hello, Hello stage guys, you know we need there

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Speaker 1: we go, there we Christian O'Connell Show podcast