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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Common show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Amazing scenes yesterday rio you were actually watching it on TV.

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Speaker 2: Felt like footy is coming back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the Swans were back in action last night against Brisbane,

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Speaker 3: playing out in Blacktown, which isn't where they normally play.

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Speaker 3: It's like way out western Sydney. And just as they

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Speaker 3: were about to take the field, they've done all their

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Speaker 3: warm ups, they'd lined up, they flipped the coin like

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Speaker 3: the lights went out.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you know it's good, you said, what happened there?

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Speaker 2: Because I was a magician Copperfield.

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Speaker 4: Buddy Franklin's back.

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Speaker 3: Because they've changed the time of the game, so the

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Speaker 3: floodlights obviously were set to some sort of normal community time.

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Speaker 2: They got one of those time as you put on

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Speaker 2: people where they should go on holiday to make feats

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Speaker 2: seven fifteen they're in the back on.

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Speaker 3: So firstly all the lights went out.

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Speaker 2: People still use so when they go on holiday.

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Speaker 4: I did a new version of that because we got

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Speaker 4: the home pod, so I'll do it even tonight when

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Speaker 4: we're away, like turn the lights on at seven fifteen pm.

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Speaker 4: So then when the thieves are casing out, the joint

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Speaker 4: lights go on and.

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Speaker 2: They go oh because we all know thieves are terrified

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Speaker 2: of lights. They're like vampires and moths.

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Speaker 4: I just said that I won't be home, so please

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Speaker 4: don't genus.

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Speaker 3: So the lights went out and then took them so

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Speaker 3: long to get the lights back on because I don't know,

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Speaker 3: they just didn't have anyone they got that time. So

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Speaker 3: it took them half an hour to get the lights

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Speaker 3: back on. Just as they were about to finally go

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Speaker 3: back on again, suddenly on screen runs this like bearded,

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Speaker 3: bedraggled man with no sound effects. No, that's a snake.

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Speaker 3: That's the sound effect of a snake.

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Speaker 2: Snaks.

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Speaker 3: More, he's chasing the snake.

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Speaker 2: And he's got a bit of a wiggler, And like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: now you're getting the idea. Why didn't no one stop

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Speaker 2: playing the Benny Hill music? If I'm running that show,

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Speaker 2: I started get the Benny Hill thing.

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Speaker 3: That will be another half hour, just loaded all up.

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Speaker 3: And so there's this old guy like chasing around a

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Speaker 3: little tiny snake with a bag.

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Speaker 2: So did he happen to be Is he a Lions

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Speaker 2: fan or Swans fan? Or does he work there? Is

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Speaker 2: he a resident snake catcher?

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Speaker 3: Later the commentator said, for every footy game, there's a

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Speaker 3: residence snake catcher there.

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Speaker 2: I haven't just arrived in my bags, not some wide

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Speaker 2: eyed tem pound pop.

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Speaker 3: There is a resident snake catcher and Blacktown Oval who

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Speaker 3: has to be there because it's out west. It happens

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Speaker 3: so much. Apparently it happened an AFL.

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Speaker 2: You know, I am a resident bs ketcher on this show. Well, actually,

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Speaker 2: there's a snake on the ground, don't you believe.

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Speaker 3: So there's a snake has just been taken from the ground,

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Speaker 3: It's like, and then just as they're trying to get

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Speaker 3: back on the ground again, they've got the baby snake.

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Speaker 3: Brisbane made a complaint because they're worried there's a mummy

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Speaker 3: snake somewhere around, and.

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Speaker 2: They made a complain. Yeah, they wouldn't whe they were

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Speaker 2: like in the chair, you say so weak or something.

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Speaker 2: Think you know, sets a tone for the season, the

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Speaker 2: line you met one of them mummy snakes.

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Speaker 3: And then an hour, literally an hour after the start

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Speaker 3: time they finally gone on.

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Speaker 2: Only actually did they find the mum and reunite it

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Speaker 2: with this kid.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think they were just sleep tonight, not knowing that

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Speaker 2: roll dance story.

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Speaker 3: And no, I hope they got back together.

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Speaker 4: Now every AFL game needs two sneaks.

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Speaker 2: Up with the base that they need a snake crash,

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Speaker 2: drop up a daycare sneaky dacare all right, So this

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Speaker 2: morning we're looking for your stories about animals on the loose.

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Speaker 2: That is going to go down as one of the

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Speaker 2: most austraining news stories ever. That'd be going around the world.

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Speaker 2: This is what all other countries think of this place

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Speaker 2: here where there are snakes every major sporting event. All right,

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Speaker 2: animals on the loose? The best story about eight You

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, so right now, animals on the loose, your

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Speaker 2: Bridget can I on him?

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Speaker 5: Good morning? Hey you going guys, We're good.

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Speaker 2: So first of all, what was the animal?

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Speaker 5: It was my pet, sheep, yep, and she was in

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Speaker 5: the front yard of our house up near the Gampion's

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Speaker 5: Way and it was just on the Western Highway, so

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Speaker 5: we lived just up from KFC. And she's only eate

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Speaker 5: three things, roseheads, KF chips and Monte Carlo biscuits. I

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Speaker 5: was sitting in the lounge room had a big, big

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Speaker 5: glass window. Was sitting in the lounge and watching her.

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Speaker 5: She was on no lead because she was you know,

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Speaker 5: she was fantastic. Kid goes past on a skateboard, got KFC.

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Speaker 5: I never thought anything. All of a sudden, she takes

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Speaker 5: backs up and jumps the fence starts running.

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Speaker 2: After this, even seeing as she I didn't know they

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Speaker 2: could jump over things.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this one was brainy like a dog.

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Speaker 3: She was like a dog.

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Speaker 5: Treated Yeah. Anyway, she's running down part with down down

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Speaker 5: the Western Highway. I've jumped the fence. There's only a

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Speaker 5: small fence.

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Speaker 2: So there's now a chase scene where there's the lands

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Speaker 2: with this KFC right on a scale board, your sheep

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Speaker 2: behind him, and now you're behind the sheep chasing the boy.

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Speaker 2: So what happens next If I'm the kin escape and

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Speaker 2: I'm picking up speed like there's a flipping sheet and

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Speaker 2: some other crazy lady behind and they part of the.

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Speaker 5: Game, and the crazy lady is yelling stop stop. She

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Speaker 5: just wants your chips again.

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Speaker 2: I'm speeding out. She ain't having them that my chip

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Speaker 2: gets your own chip.

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Speaker 5: Sheep, and this sheep is huge, like massive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they all are flat new I can't.

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Speaker 5: I probably get a kilometer. It's not ages.

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Speaker 2: What a kilometer? This thing's running for a k Those

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Speaker 2: little hells they have no nikes.

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Speaker 5: No, well, I can't even run, so you can imagine

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Speaker 5: the flask. And I got down the end, he'd stop.

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Speaker 5: She grabs the bag with her teeth because she's like

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Speaker 5: the plastic and he's ripping it. And he's mortified. Poor Kyid.

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Speaker 5: And I gave him some money. I'd like ten dollars

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Speaker 5: in my track two pants.

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Speaker 2: I gave him only buy a couple of meals. There

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Speaker 2: a KFC.

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Speaker 5: It's just I think he's just traumatized. Probably buy sheep.

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Speaker 5: There's only nine or two or something.

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Speaker 2: In my mind. I also they want the sheep, not

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Speaker 2: just to get the food, but get I love that

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Speaker 2: skateboard as well.

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Speaker 3: I get back exactly.

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Speaker 5: I would have done that to you.

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Speaker 2: At least a case.

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Speaker 1: That way, that's getting her back.

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Speaker 5: I'll just take this and Jack getting her back was

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Speaker 5: the worst because I didn't have a leak.

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Speaker 2: Just so squick, get the sheep back, tangle the chips

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Speaker 2: the way, Oh my god, bread crumbs handling.

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Speaker 5: That's my story. Oh I'll send you a picture of her.

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Speaker 5: What she looks like to the phone. Okay, you can

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Speaker 5: have a look at it.

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Speaker 2: Please do, please do now listen, this is some story, Bridget.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you couldn't make that crap up.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you can't make that crap up. But

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Speaker 2: you've just won one thousand dollars for all of the week,

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Speaker 2: first caller, Bridget. It's an amazing story and you did

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Speaker 2: it so well.

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Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: You wear one thousand dollars call the week. Thanks spends

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Speaker 2: veryck save on a whole range of demos.

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Speaker 5: My daughter is getting married.

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Speaker 2: Yes, once you get married this year four weeks for time, Oh, brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Whereabouts at the ko in Juan create created doing.

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Speaker 2: The other dining drumsticks for everyone. Can ask.

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Speaker 5: Google Maps so I know where it is.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you must be very excited.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it did exciting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, first first child, My word is huge.

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Speaker 2: Well you all have a lovely day. One thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: is yours, so I'm sure they go down well right.

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Speaker 5: Now, Well, you've made my whole year.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much, bless you, bless you, and you made

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Speaker 2: our day really really really funny story. Thank you, Bridge,

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Speaker 2: can't wait all right, thank you, Bridget, enjoy the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, bye choo, look at us uh oh. Thanks

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Speaker 2: to Mercedes, Ben Barrett Cool of the Week one thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars two awesome bridget there save in a whole range

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