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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one point seven.

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Speaker 2: My Ray has been working harder than royal lookie like

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Speaker 2: he's wandering around farmer's markets and Windsor and he's come.

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Speaker 3: Up with this Jen White rice jibber jabb.

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Speaker 4: But my breakfast burrito from Goosman's just arrived. Now, the

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Speaker 4: what's gonna go all weird? For someone who every day,

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Speaker 4: I believe is punching above his weight, It's a bit

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Speaker 4: rich for Jonesy to make this wild statement about chicken salt.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to come out and say it. I

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Speaker 2: think chicken salt has been a punching above its weight

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Speaker 2: for way too long, So I think it's sauce and

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Speaker 2: chicken sald. I just think it's a novelty ingredient. I

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Speaker 2: remember the first time I had this straight and then

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Speaker 2: they put chicken sald on everything. They put it on

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Speaker 2: when you go to.

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Speaker 1: The fish and chip chips apart from.

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Speaker 2: That, and did you want chicken sold on that on

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Speaker 2: your barbie chicken? Or do you want it on on

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Speaker 2: you what barby?

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Speaker 1: Do you want an onion?

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Speaker 4: Mrmiching?

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Speaker 1: What time and day you're dropping into these places? They

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Speaker 1: always would you consult on.

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Speaker 4: Your If you're trying to get DNA from your late

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Speaker 4: brother to prove an illegitimate child, to deny an inheritance,

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Speaker 4: extreme measures must be taken.

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Speaker 3: Then, following this story about the man that was charged

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Speaker 3: with interfering with the corpse of his dead brother chopped

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Speaker 3: off a bit of his ear in an elaborate attempt

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Speaker 3: to prove his nephew was illegitimate and should not inherit

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Speaker 3: family money. And he confessed to the crime, saying, I

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Speaker 3: cut off a piece of his ear.

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Speaker 2: And kept it in my fridge. What else could I do?

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Speaker 1: What else could I do?

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 1: And everyone's gagging? Who went to his house and had

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Speaker 1: those dried apricots for dinner? Jeffrey Dahmer was going back

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Speaker 1: for seconds.

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Speaker 4: Forget snakes on a plane?

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Speaker 2: What is worse than flying to BALLEI saw on the

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Speaker 2: news getting turned around at Alice Springs because some.

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Speaker 3: Woman has gone mad on a plane.

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Speaker 1: And then you come back with that same terrifying woman

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Speaker 1: for three hours. The airline said that they provided accommodation

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Speaker 1: and some ouncers for meals. Still is not much open

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Speaker 1: at the airport of that time of night, and they're

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Speaker 1: flying out again at ten today looking for a new

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Speaker 1: man o'clock.

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Speaker 3: We've got a space vacant.

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Speaker 4: You might have been following Australian Idol finalists Dylan's journey

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Speaker 4: deep things godd Jonesy certainly has because evidently he is

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Speaker 4: somehow related to Dylan through his wife.

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Speaker 1: Tell us how you know.

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Speaker 3: Dylan Dylan is Helen's first cousin removed?

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Speaker 1: How does that work?

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Speaker 3: Don't sweat the tin tax about this?

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Speaker 1: What Dylan's last name?

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Speaker 4: Dylan's Dylan's last.

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Speaker 2: Night to be Dylan Dennis.

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Speaker 3: Now that's all right, Dylan anyway, that's about Yeah, he's getting.

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Speaker 1: All the support in the one.

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Speaker 4: This didn't stop him wheeling out his tenuous lenk with

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Speaker 4: Idol judge Marsha It.

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Speaker 1: Took him a while to remember Dylan's surname, and took

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Speaker 1: him a while to remember how he was actually his wife,

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Speaker 1: what kind of relation he was to Jonesy's wife.

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Speaker 4: I think your cousin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you couldn't do well and you would know. People

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Speaker 2: come out of the woodwork and say that they're related

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm related to you.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that. That's you know, I got two really

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Speaker 2: famous realies and that's Colin Powells and.

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Speaker 1: Grace Jones, so.

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Speaker 4: Yeah crazy huh.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I didn't know Grace Jones was, and now Brendan

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Speaker 3: Jones as well, so you see how it all works.

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Speaker 2: My birthday is coming up on the third of April.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Marcia, I'm expecting some of that as

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Speaker 2: straight idle money come him away.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, my breakfast burritos all congealed. This has been

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Speaker 4: Jen y Ris Jibber Jabba.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, Mate, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning w