1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,080 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 2: Thanks advice from both their grandparents actually woulds both? 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, well technically my grandpa's wasn't no. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 4: No, it was Grandpa gave you sex to do with 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 4: a rubber glove. I don't want to give away too 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 4: much there. You have to listen to the podcast. 7 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 2: Oh nice, nice, And then they're already listening like stick around. 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of wood Grandpa tell him about a 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 5: rubber glove and sex. 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 6: Don't you thing to throw under the mixture. But don't 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 6: you think advice from the grandparents might. 12 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 4: Be more worthy than say, your middle. 13 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 6: Aged parents, who probably have stopped having sex. I don't 14 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 6: like when old people move into nursing homes. It's just 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:40,919 Speaker 6: like a sex. 16 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 4: Fest to you. 17 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,599 Speaker 6: I have that they have breakout commit here and all 18 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 6: sorts of stuff. 19 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 4: Did they just start getting on the good foot and 20 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 4: doing the bad thing? 21 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 2: A single? I mean, if you're singleing healthy there, how. 22 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 3: Long would you wait after, say, if your your wife 23 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 3: passed away, how long would you wait until joining the 24 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 3: swingers party? 25 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 4: That clearly goes down after binger. 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 2: I've been sent to the nursing home. 27 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 4: Yes, you're in nursing at all? What are we talking there? 28 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 5: Let's say that I'm still married to Well, if I 29 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 5: do get made my partner Sam, Yeah, Joan Gilding, I mean, 30 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 5: hold on for hope there, maybe I'm. 31 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 2: Still with it. 32 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 6: I went for an old sounding name, so Madam. 33 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 2: Sham Sham. 34 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 4: Sam passed away. 35 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, gos went to sleep like you know, just a 36 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 3: let's talk about I was. 37 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 4: Actually trying to. I was trying to like it was 38 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 4: s was abducted. 39 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 6: Murdered by a cartel in Mexico. 40 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 4: So that's happened. How long? How long until you're joining 41 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 4: the swingers party? 42 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 2: Probably pretty quickly. 43 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 4: But give me, give me your time, like an hour? 44 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 2: Am I? 45 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 7: So? 46 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 2: So she guys, go to the funeral? Am I in 47 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 2: the nursing home yet? 48 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 8: Like? 49 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 2: Have I made it to you were. 50 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 4: In the home together? 51 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 2: We were in the home together. 52 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 4: Yea, Yeah, she's passed away. 53 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 2: So how are you saying, like morally or like when 54 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 2: am I ready to move on? 55 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 4: Both? Morally it's a combination of the both. 56 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 5: Morally, I reckon, if you die and your partner is 57 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 5: still kicking about in the world, you can only hope 58 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,679 Speaker 5: that they give them hope, hope for them, every happiness. Yeah, 59 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 5: you want them to you want them to be happy? 60 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 5: Do you want them to enjoy the rest of their life? 61 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I would say pretty quickly. 62 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 4: So then physically for you, well. 63 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 5: I'm not like I'm not coming back from the funeral 64 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 5: ding dong the witch is dead. 65 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 2: I'm looking pretty good and you can find me in 66 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 2: rooms C nine. 67 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 3: No, no, women, we've been waiting for this, going my. 68 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 2: Room later on? No? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be pretty quick. Reckon. 69 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, you get on with things, don't you. 70 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 3: I don't think my grandfather has, although he was going 71 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 3: for walks with another woman apparently. 72 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 2: Oh there you go, smoke this fire. 73 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 4: What you think on the walk is ducking into a 74 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 4: bush or something? 75 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 8: Why not? Yeah? 76 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 4: Good on him. 77 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 2: I honestly a couple. 78 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 4: Your grandpa, yeah, you hope he is. He is ninety 79 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 4: ninety nine. 80 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 6: Which again brings back to the fifteen year old who 81 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 6: needs some advice once they've reached that age. 82 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 5: Because your grandparents are, they're they're probably the more sexually active, 83 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 5: so they've probably got more advice to give. 84 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon, but yeah yeah. 85 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 5: There's also something very confronting about getting sexual advice from 86 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 5: your parents. 87 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 2: Grandparents is one remove yeah. True, it's a bit easier. 88 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 5: You know, it's almost like, you know, it's like getting 89 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 5: sexual advice from your cousin. That was That was awesome 90 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 5: because mate, I only say, well, you. 91 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 4: Know, like how much was your cousin giving you some advice? 92 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 5: I had an older cousin who was like fifteen years 93 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 5: older than me. Yeah, he's removed, he's older. There's no 94 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 5: awkwardness there. It's like when your dad sits down and 95 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 5: is like, ah, son, so I've been mean to talk 96 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 5: to you about and you're like. 97 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 4: I've got to move called the test. 98 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 9: Have you got at me out there? 99 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 5: Ye? So yeah, So grandparents giving sex with us, We've 100 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 5: all had it, and it happens a couple of times 101 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 5: in this show, Mike Philip person's on their uncomfort questions. 102 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: I mean, it's a red hot. 103 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 4: Cal got to mention that anyway. Enjoyed the podcast. 104 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 5: Everyone woods you and I I mean absolutely no secret 105 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 5: to people that watched this show. 106 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 2: Listen to the show. How we are both big sports fans. 107 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 5: That's why we're very excited about the next person and 108 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 5: Maria who's going to be joining us. 109 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: On the radio right now. 110 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 5: He's still in Celebrity SAS Australia, which continues Monday night, 111 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 5: seven thirty on Channel seven. One of the big dogs 112 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 5: both on the show and in our eyes, in Australia's eyes, 113 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 5: really Smark Philip, our next. 114 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 3: Guest, has served quite a few aces on this year's 115 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 3: SAS Australia. 116 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: I can't imagine he's. 117 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 4: Buffed all of it though, really we're. 118 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 10: Surprised he hasn't pulled out like some of the other contestants. 119 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 5: Playing to his forehand, he stayed in the game and 120 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 5: completed all the tasks put to him so far. 121 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: He's now in the top five recruits and with a 122 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 1: few cheeky lobs here and there, you know, just bloody 123 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: win it. 124 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. 125 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 10: It's Mark the Scood philippooses. 126 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 11: Yes, hey, guys, thank you for having me. 127 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 2: My absolute pleasure. We bloody love you on this show, 128 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 2: as we've made very clear. 129 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 5: So let us know if we come in a bit 130 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 5: hot there mate, So down to the last five. We're 131 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 5: actually just talking to the production team here before about 132 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,359 Speaker 5: your career and and the fact that you know you 133 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 5: had six knee surgeries over the course of your career. 134 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 5: Do you feel like that in the public eye as 135 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 5: if you have something to prove in terms of your 136 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 5: what sort of strength you have to offer. 137 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 11: It's a couple of thought processes. 138 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 12: For me. 139 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,599 Speaker 11: The number one, the biggest thing was I felt like 140 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 11: I was a little stagnant in my life, you know, 141 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 11: a little bit on cruising mode, and I wanted something 142 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 11: to kind of shock me out of that. And I 143 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 11: felt like this was so perfect. I didn't feel at 144 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 11: all I have anything to prove to anyone, but I 145 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 11: wanted to prove something to myself. And another thing I 146 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 11: was excited about, if people are going to get to 147 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 11: see me, I'm not going to go there to pretend 148 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 11: I'm somebody I'm not. I'm not going to go there 149 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 11: thinking I have to say all the right things and 150 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 11: act like the perfect person and say the perfect because 151 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 11: that's just not real to begin with. And you will 152 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 11: see two I am. You know that makes any sense? 153 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely it does, because just lean into that a 154 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 4: bit more. 155 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 7: Mark. 156 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 4: I mean, I know when you were playing tennis, a 157 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:10,799 Speaker 4: lot of people. 158 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 3: Would have just got to know you through news stories 159 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 3: that they're reading about you. 160 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 4: And look, there was a lot of stuff that was done. 161 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,599 Speaker 3: Around You're spending Can you talk a bit as to 162 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 3: you know, why is it that a professional player who 163 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 3: you know is so disciplined and works so hard may 164 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 3: act like that off the court. 165 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 11: Well, look, I can only speak for myself, and number one, 166 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 11: people have to realize I'm a Western Suburbs boy right, 167 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 11: born and race in Footscray. We had nothing, you know 168 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 11: what I mean? And my dream was to become a 169 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,799 Speaker 11: tennis player. That was my dream, and I'm nothing was given. 170 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 11: I worked my butt off for this, and all of 171 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 11: a sudden, I'm going to buy those cars because I 172 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 11: had a poster on my wall of that car and 173 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,919 Speaker 11: now I can buy it. What you've done, all the 174 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 11: working you've done, why wouldn't you buy that thing that 175 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 11: you've always dreamed of buying? Like what are you waiting for? Like? 176 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 11: You know what I mean? Like this is the whole 177 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 11: reason I work hard, and and people can only go 178 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 11: on what they read, right. And of course when the 179 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 11: the you know, the press focused on those things because 180 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 11: unfortunately those things sold, and then they would tweak stories 181 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 11: no more. That's how it is, right. I knew that 182 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 11: they came with a territory, so yeah, you know, it 183 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 11: is what it is. 184 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 5: There were some pretty wild stories about you back in 185 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 5: the day, Marke, there was no doubt about it. And 186 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 5: from what we read, and you know, one of the 187 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 5: ones who were speaking of the car, I know you 188 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 5: revealed on the show that you once been one hundred 189 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 5: grand and a brand new Dodge Viper because you didn't 190 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 5: want to get a taxi home, and then you sold 191 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 5: the car the next day. 192 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 11: It was crazy. I was driving my hammer, I was 193 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 11: in the car accident, and I was banged up a 194 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 11: little bit, and I was with a friend, and it 195 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 11: was a little more involved to it. But the end 196 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 11: of the day, it's true. 197 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 5: I feel you made it a hell of a lot 198 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 5: more intense all of it. Of a sudden, you know, 199 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 5: there's a Hummer involved, you had a car crash, you 200 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 5: bought a Dodge while Is. 201 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 3: It true, sorry, Scud, is it true that you did 202 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 3: a bit of a bidding war between two car salesmanships? 203 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 4: So there were two cars. 204 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 3: Show rooms from across the road, and didn't you call 205 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 3: both and you were like, whoever can get me a 206 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 3: car fastest gets the sale? 207 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 4: We Mark Scud. 208 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 13: Lost him or he really did not like that part 209 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 13: of the question that was, oh my god, I don't 210 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 13: really know what to do here just defended the car. 211 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 2: You are an awful interviewer. We all know that. We 212 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 2: all know that following you send him over the edge. 213 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 2: You sent the scud over the edge. 214 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 4: Do you think I actually hung on? 215 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,440 Speaker 2: I think you did. I think you, but I thought 216 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 2: he talked about that. 217 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 5: Find out I getting back on the other side the mony, 218 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 5: hopefully with Mark Phillip Purs. 219 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 2: Otherwise we'll just never talk about it ever again. Look, 220 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 2: we've had a bit of a train wreck in the studio, 221 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 2: totally honest. We've had Philip Purses. 222 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 5: On the show Australia look very humble withdrawn guy like 223 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 5: I've had a really great chat with him until what 224 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 5: he started to ask him too many questions about this 225 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,960 Speaker 5: story involving a brand new Dodge Viper that he bought 226 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 5: because he didn't want. 227 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 2: To get a taxi, and we got an answer out 228 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 2: of him. It was a great chat. And then you 229 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,880 Speaker 2: you had to go for the extra bit. 230 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 3: Well, I heard there was this bitting war between two 231 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,439 Speaker 3: car salesmen. 232 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,959 Speaker 2: And so you asked the question and if he missed it, 233 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 2: we think he hung up. 234 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 13: I lost him or he really did not like that 235 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 13: part of the question that was terrifying. 236 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, there's been a nervous wait in him 237 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 5: for the last three and a half minutes. 238 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,560 Speaker 2: But the great news is that Mark Philip Purs's is 239 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:57,559 Speaker 2: back on the phone. Guys, I didn't hang up, Scott. 240 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 4: I thought I offended you. 241 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:04,560 Speaker 2: I was like, no, he was sweating. He was actually 242 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 2: what you were just like, mate, I'll tell that story. 243 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 5: But as soon as you go to the bidding wall, 244 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 5: that's that was the straw that broke the camel's back, 245 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 5: and he just hung up. 246 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 2: No. 247 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 11: No, I was going to say, as crazy as it's 248 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 11: a little bit more involved, but I was just trying 249 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 11: to explain that story. I was like, it's a little 250 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 11: more involved in that, but I got into an accident 251 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,560 Speaker 11: and then but the truth is, yeah, so pissed off 252 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 11: that I didn't want to take a taxi home because 253 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 11: he was an hour and it was going to be 254 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 11: almost two hour drive and drive two taxi. So it 255 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 11: was as messed up as it is. It is true, 256 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 11: and this is. 257 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 3: The extension that I I think I've heard this correctly. 258 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 3: But is it true that where you had the car accident? 259 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 12: Question? 260 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 2: I'm going for the same question. 261 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 4: Is it true that where you had the car accident. 262 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,719 Speaker 3: There were two car dealerships on either side of the road, 263 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,719 Speaker 3: and you called both of them. 264 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 11: No, no, no no. I was on the way to look 265 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 11: at some cars and I was in my Hammer convertible 266 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,600 Speaker 11: and I got into an accident. Was over camp over 267 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 11: the bridge close by, and the truck took us. We 268 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,839 Speaker 11: asked us just to take us there. Yeah, And then 269 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 11: when I was there, there happened to be two dealers 270 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,959 Speaker 11: across the road from each other. So I started playing 271 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,959 Speaker 11: and against each other whoever and get the car because 272 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 11: it was it was as messed up as the story is. 273 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,080 Speaker 11: Both two different models just came in for the first 274 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 11: time in America. Yeah, and I was like, just kind 275 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 11: of truck, and I said, whoever can get the car 276 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,440 Speaker 11: ready and the cleaner, whoever can clean up this can 277 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 11: get ready to sell it's up and drive away the 278 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 11: fastest I will buy. So they're both going against each 279 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 11: other seeing and then the Dodge Viper one so I 280 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 11: drove out with the coach fire. The other one was 281 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 11: a pot. 282 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 2: Is a one story. 283 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 5: It has been an absolute pleasure to have you on 284 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 5: the show Mate, love it to meet you. Sasstraight continues Monday, 285 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,960 Speaker 5: night seven thirty on Channel seven. 286 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 2: He's in the top five. Made good luck with the 287 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 2: rest of the camp. 288 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,599 Speaker 5: Honestly, Woods and I have always been massive fans of 289 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,679 Speaker 5: yours and really appreciate you coming on the show and 290 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 5: sharing all the shit. 291 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 2: It's been awesome. 292 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:58,840 Speaker 11: Thank you. 293 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 10: It's the Will And when you podcast a question for everyone, 294 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 10: what is a small or petty thing you've done to 295 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,600 Speaker 10: get one over the boss? 296 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 3: Small thing just to have a little win over the boss. 297 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 3: I'm talking like throwing a fart bomb in his office 298 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,120 Speaker 3: or something. 299 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 5: Like when you used to fart in our boss's office 300 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 5: on his on his desk. 301 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 4: They don't they don't all have to be fart related. 302 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 2: When you left. 303 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,440 Speaker 3: If you're listening, Tony, look, early days, you came down 304 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 3: hard on us, so it's a little bit for me 305 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:26,720 Speaker 3: to do a. 306 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 2: Little popping around his keyboard. 307 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,439 Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't pop on your. 308 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 5: On his keyboard, just like you just abouting to jokes 309 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,559 Speaker 5: down his microphone. 310 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 4: There we go. 311 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 3: Anyway, The reason I am talking about that that was 312 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 3: a joke. 313 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 4: Obviously Will likes to have fun. 314 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 3: The reason I'm talking about that is because that is 315 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 3: what happened on the set of this movie, buddy, So 316 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 3: we need to give a little bit of context here. 317 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 3: Did you know, will come on? Come back to me, 318 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,199 Speaker 3: you bastard. 319 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 2: Did you know? 320 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 3: Originally, originally Harvey Weinstein's company, Mirror Max, was supposed to 321 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 3: do Lord of the Rings. 322 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,680 Speaker 5: Yes, that's right, and then they dogged him because they 323 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 5: said he couldn't do it over three movies. So what 324 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 5: they said to Philip Jackson, you couldn't do it over 325 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,320 Speaker 5: three movies. 326 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:31,439 Speaker 9: His name's Peter Jackson, Phil Jackson, Peter, I'm crossing my 327 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 9: Jackson's and Phillips. 328 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,199 Speaker 2: Anyway, carry on. 329 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 3: So Weinstein was supposed to be the Lord of the 330 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 3: Rings movie, but then he said to Peter Jackson, you 331 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,200 Speaker 3: only do one movie. 332 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 4: Jackson was furious. He said, it's a trilogy. I want 333 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 4: to do three. 334 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 3: And that's why they left and ended up doing it 335 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 3: with New Line Cinema. 336 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 2: And he did a great job. 337 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 4: He did an amazing job. And apparently as a bit 338 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 4: of an f u to Harvey Weinstein, they actually modeled 339 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 4: one of these discussed characters, yes, called an orc. Yes 340 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 4: on Harvey Weinstein. Yes, here's Elijah Wood talking about that 341 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 4: and one of the orc mass and I remember this 342 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 4: vividly was designed to look like harfee wine No as 343 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 4: a sort of you. Yeah, got a bit of audio. 344 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 2: Now that's a better interview than you had with Elijah Wood. 345 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 4: I didn't have a very good interview with Elijah Wood. 346 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 4: That's fair. We've got no audio to play. 347 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 5: You just ended up talking to him abou whether or 348 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 5: not he driven in the back of Cheeter Jackson's car 349 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 5: because he owns the original Cheaty Chitty Bang Bang. 350 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 2: I mean, just recounting the story is boring enough. 351 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 5: Imagine being in the room the guy was the lead character. 352 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 5: What do you got a one on one with the 353 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 5: lead character with Frodo Baggins, and he asked him about 354 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 5: Peter Jackson's version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 355 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 2: I mean, shit, that's why we got fired. Not fighting 356 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 2: into her microphone. It was interview. 357 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 3: Bloody hell, you are on one. Yeah, I did a 358 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,840 Speaker 3: bad interview with the laser Wood. I think that's the 359 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 3: I think that's the point you're trying to make. I'm 360 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 3: not sure if he played. 361 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 4: Any audio from the interview. Hours later, I was on 362 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 4: the red carpet for The Hobbit. 363 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 3: And I I want to go and interview one of 364 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 3: the hobbits, and I said to a bloke next week. 365 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 4: I was like, which hobbit is that? I don't know 366 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 4: which hobbit that is? 367 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 3: And it was a Key weing next to me, and 368 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 3: he goes, mate, that's the Prime Minister. 369 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 2: That's John Key. 370 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 3: And I was like, Jesus Christ, I shouldn't be in 371 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 3: this job anyway. 372 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 4: Sorry, back on track, New Zealand. 373 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 2: It's great. 374 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 4: Back on track. Sorry, there's an orc that is designed as. 375 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 8: Before. 376 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 5: You also tried to talk Elvish to Kate Blunt. 377 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 2: Yet yeah, and you go you go weaving. 378 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 4: Yeah. 379 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 5: I just looked at you play and I was like, mate, 380 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 5: we didn't learn the language. 381 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,880 Speaker 2: We just read the lines. 382 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 4: I had three minutes with them. 383 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 3: I had three minutes, and I wasted two minutes welcoming 384 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 3: them in Elvish. 385 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 4: I started up all night. 386 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 3: In the hotel learning the Elvish shit. 387 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 4: I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. 388 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 3: But but Harvey Weinstein, sorry, just to get past so Jack, 389 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 3: if we can, we're Harvey Weinstein to look like an orc. 390 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 4: Like an orc. 391 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 3: So what I'm asking for from you guys? Thirty one 392 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 3: O six joiners? What's a small or petty thing? You've 393 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 3: done to get one over the boss. I know when 394 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,480 Speaker 3: I used to work at the gym, I used to 395 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 3: enjoy there was a there was a computer down the 396 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 3: bottom which we'd work with clients with and I used 397 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 3: to like putting porn on the computer. 398 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 4: So every time my boss would. 399 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 2: Go down with the client and move the mouse and 400 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,840 Speaker 2: porn would. 401 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 3: And then have to close it and then and act professional. 402 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 2: So that's something that I did. 403 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 4: If you've been like, oh, I used to love doing. 404 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 5: That, thirty one or six five's a phone number. Have 405 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 5: you done something to get one over your boss? But 406 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 5: we're talking little things as well, so thinks he might 407 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 5: not have even noticed. And that's because we found out 408 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 5: that on the set of Lord of the Rings they 409 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 5: actually aid the prosthetics for one of the orcs. They 410 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,240 Speaker 5: actually formed into the face of Harvey Weinstein as a 411 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 5: little bit of a how are you to him? 412 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,159 Speaker 4: Big air few, But you know he deserved it for 413 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,600 Speaker 4: so many reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 414 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 3: You can actually go online look up golf mog and 415 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 3: there's a real similarity golf mog and Harvey Wine strikingly similar. 416 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,639 Speaker 3: We got Maddie here thirty one sixty five Maddie, what 417 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 3: did you do when you worked in an office to 418 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 3: get one over the boss. 419 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 8: My boss wasn't a very nice lady, so I used 420 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,640 Speaker 8: to go into the spam box in the emails and 421 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,440 Speaker 8: move quotes, move spam emails out, so she's waste time 422 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 8: chasing up on quotes for them. 423 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,920 Speaker 4: Oh my god, Petty, just the little one. 424 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, what we were saying for. We used to fart 425 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,719 Speaker 2: in our boss's keyboard when he left the office at night. 426 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 3: I've got a great relationship with our boss now, and 427 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 3: we've always had a good relationship. But when he first 428 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 3: came to this job, he was giving us a pretty 429 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,200 Speaker 3: hard time. Was ridiness, one could say. So it was 430 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 3: a little win for me after our radio show that 431 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 3: I yet pop into his office and pop off. Let's 432 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:08,879 Speaker 3: go to Dannielle here thirty one six y five Dannielle. 433 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,120 Speaker 3: Oh childish, you did something when you quit your job 434 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 3: to get one over the bus. 435 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 4: Mmm, come back to your Dannielle. Perfect. 436 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 2: Ah, Nikki here you're. 437 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,840 Speaker 3: Going, Nikki, thank you. This is an old boss. You 438 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 3: did sign to get one over him? 439 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 7: Yeah, we did. We actually start super glued everything to 440 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 7: his desk when he went out for a meeting, and 441 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 7: he left his coffee cup on the table and it 442 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,959 Speaker 7: was fresh coffee. So we actually even got the coffee 443 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 7: cup super glued to the desk with the hot coffee 444 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 7: in it. That is everything mouse, keyboard, the phone, the 445 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,680 Speaker 7: phone cradle, the whole lot. Wow, super glued to the desk. 446 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 14: Wow. 447 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 3: Was this a whole office initiative or was there one 448 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 3: person responsible? 449 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,160 Speaker 4: Oh? 450 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 7: There was two of us responsible. 451 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,119 Speaker 2: And then got his entire desk. 452 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,199 Speaker 4: It's pretty it's pretty substantial. 453 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,239 Speaker 2: Did he notice? I feel like. I feel like if 454 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 2: we super good our. 455 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 5: Boss and stuff to his desk, he wouldn't have even 456 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,600 Speaker 5: He wouldn't even realize because he doesn't a lot of it. 457 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 7: Realized until he went to pick up his coffee cup. 458 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 7: The coffee cup wouldn't move. 459 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 4: Oh. 460 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,440 Speaker 7: Wow, when you pick up the phone, when the phone 461 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,560 Speaker 7: rang and the phone thing, he couldn't pick up the phone. 462 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,800 Speaker 5: Nikki is still loving him by I'll finished up here 463 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,159 Speaker 5: in Greg, Greg, what's the little thing you did to 464 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:28,879 Speaker 5: get over your bus? 465 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 15: I used his name to get himself out of trouble. 466 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 15: I was making some noise. I was a maintenance man 467 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 15: at a university and the head lecturer came down and 468 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 15: asked me to stop making the noise. It was distracting 469 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 15: the students. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I closed the door 470 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 15: and kept drilling, and she bashed on the door to 471 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 15: get my name, and I said, oh, my name is 472 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 15: John Davis. But John Davis was on leave. 473 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 4: He's my boss, right, Bloody got him, Greg, buddy, So sorry? 474 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 4: Did he work for the university, Greg or? He was 475 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 4: just your boss if. 476 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 15: You no, he boss at the university maintenance apartment. Crazy 477 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 15: and it was a way he was away on. 478 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,880 Speaker 3: Leave, your Greg, Bloody got him Greg Father, coming back, 479 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,959 Speaker 3: I thought you to say, coming back in the radio 480 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,680 Speaker 3: show Greg any time. 481 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 4: I like Greg, I like now this. 482 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,720 Speaker 5: Huge Tony, our boss has called the show good. 483 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 11: Tone, good afternoon, guys. 484 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,920 Speaker 2: Mate. I'm not sure have you been listening to the show. 485 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 5: Chances are not, which is really really concerning when I 486 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,880 Speaker 5: get called can I. 487 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:34,679 Speaker 11: Chat with the boys? 488 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 4: Nothing to see you? 489 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 2: No, No, we were just saying tone that in the 490 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 2: early days. 491 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 5: When you you came over to work on our show, 492 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,399 Speaker 5: and you know, we really needed a lot of work. 493 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 2: A lot of scrubbing up. 494 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,879 Speaker 5: You came in, got your hands dirty, and you know, 495 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 5: you know, it was quite intense for a while there, 496 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:57,000 Speaker 5: so to relieve himself of a lot of the pressure 497 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 5: that you were putting us under when you left work. 498 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 2: We used to do our post show meetings. What do 499 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 2: you used to go into your office and fint on 500 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:02,920 Speaker 2: your keyboard? 501 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 7: You what? 502 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 4: What was there? 503 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 8: Ever? 504 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 7: Like? 505 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 5: What? 506 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,439 Speaker 11: Just did you've called me to tell me that? 507 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 4: I just want to get it off my chest time? 508 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 2: I feel a lot better. 509 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 11: Secondly of everything I taught you. You think this is 510 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,960 Speaker 11: entertaining radio. 511 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 4: It's a few steps backwards. 512 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 2: It's quite meta, actually, isn't it. 513 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,919 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 514 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 2: Kylie Minogue. 515 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,359 Speaker 5: There the massive news today that she is coming back 516 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,200 Speaker 5: to Australia. She's going to live in Melbourne down where 517 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,879 Speaker 5: she got to start on neighbors down on Ramsey Street. 518 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,199 Speaker 2: She's not living on Ramsey Street, so that's how it sounded. 519 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 2: I don't think she will. 520 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 5: That's it. 521 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,359 Speaker 2: That's that's a set. 522 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,719 Speaker 5: But anyway, she obviously huge artists with just just a 523 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 5: plethora of anthems that have punctuated everyone's life. Every dance 524 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 5: war you've ever been on, anyone who knew what they 525 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 5: were doing behind your played Kylie Minogue, she's the first 526 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,000 Speaker 5: female artist to have number one albums in the UK 527 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 5: across five decades. 528 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 2: The highest selling Australian. 529 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 5: Born and solo artists of all times, sold over eighty 530 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 5: million records worldwide. 531 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 2: She is a genuine superstar of the industry. 532 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,400 Speaker 3: And I think she's actually in Australia, by the way, 533 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 3: recently making. 534 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,280 Speaker 4: New music too. 535 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 3: Wow, so new Kylie is on the way, which is 536 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 3: just bloody huge. 537 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,840 Speaker 5: ANDAs she released a record last year, of course, yes, 538 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,119 Speaker 5: and you and I were very, very lucky to have 539 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 5: our first ever chat with Kylie Minogue. 540 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 4: And I think you got too excited. 541 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaker 2: Well, I think it's fair to say we were both excited. 542 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 3: I think I hammer myself incredibly well during the interviewing. 543 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 3: And you'll hear this because we're about to play the 544 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 3: audio of our interview with Kylie Minogue. 545 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 4: And usually you stay quite measured in these situation. 546 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,160 Speaker 2: Girls, I fangirlig time. Fangirls. 547 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 3: I mean, fangirling's fine, But at what point did fangilian 548 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 3: lead to inappropriate questions? 549 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 5: They weren't inappropriate questions She's famous for in those gold shorts. 550 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 4: It's one part of an illustrious career. 551 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,400 Speaker 2: We discussed the illustrious crew. 552 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 5: Now I haven't heard this audio, and I understand that 553 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 5: it would have been I know that it's been doctored, 554 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 5: edited and tailored to make me look I am. 555 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 4: No, probably better. 556 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 2: No, you're going to kick it off with the short 557 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 2: short question. I know you are, of course I am. 558 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 2: Of course. 559 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 3: Anyway, this is two and a half minutes of an 560 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 3: absolute train wreck with k led by yours truly, Will mcmuhn. 561 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,119 Speaker 2: Let's talk about the brand new record. 562 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 5: Did you whack on a pair of gold short shorts 563 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 5: to do the recording? 564 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:35,880 Speaker 10: From me, no, no one has asked me that that's 565 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:40,880 Speaker 10: a good tell you categorically no, But if that's what 566 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 10: you want to roll with your welcome. 567 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 4: That's what you want to think of when. 568 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 2: We're on the on the hot pan on the hot 569 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,159 Speaker 2: pan front. 570 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 5: Actually, Kylie was like, I got a question for because 571 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 5: obviously they became synonymous with you. You wore them everywhere. 572 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,679 Speaker 5: Did you set out to make that a thing or 573 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,919 Speaker 5: were you just a fan of short shorts? 574 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 10: I certainly didn't set out to do that, so you 575 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 10: possibly know the story. My girlfriend picked them up for 576 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,120 Speaker 10: fifty p in a charity store. They were just kind 577 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 10: of yeah, they were fifty pence, so they'd already had 578 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 10: life before. Their life with me. 579 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 2: Was second hand hand. 580 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 10: Yeah, so I reckon they I mean from seventies, eighties, 581 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 10: I don't know, and possibly homemade. 582 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 2: I don't really know. 583 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,320 Speaker 10: But they were in my wardrobe for a bit and 584 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,240 Speaker 10: then when it came time to doing spinning around video, 585 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,080 Speaker 10: they slithered out from amongst other things in the cup. 586 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,359 Speaker 10: It was like, what about these? 587 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,120 Speaker 2: And the rest is shorts? 588 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 3: Has the person the original owner ever put their hand 589 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,639 Speaker 3: up and gone, oh my god, they're my shorts? 590 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:50,560 Speaker 2: Do you know what? 591 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: I feel like there might have been. 592 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,040 Speaker 10: I feel like there was a story like that, but 593 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 10: I just I can't remember it, and I'm not even 594 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,679 Speaker 10: maybe at the time, I just wasn't sure if it was. 595 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 2: I don't know. 596 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 10: How can you prove though, we your hot. 597 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,439 Speaker 5: Pat when you've got a hundred, when you've got one 598 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,360 Speaker 5: hundred letters from different fifty year old men. 599 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 2: Shorts in the video. 600 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 5: You don't have to elaborate here, But there is a 601 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 5: story about a plane, Michael Hutchins and Bob Hawk, Kylie. 602 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 2: Is there any truth? 603 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,399 Speaker 5: Is there any truth to that story about you joining 604 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 5: the Mile High Club behind Bob hawk on a plane. 605 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 10: Let's remember. 606 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,679 Speaker 4: Great answer, Kylie, great answer. 607 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I read that. 608 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,359 Speaker 10: I think I was just having a snuggle, you know. 609 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. 610 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,240 Speaker 1: Those blankets aren't very big. 611 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 4: And neither of the shorts, Kylie. 612 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 5: No, it's the podcast as we do every single Thursday. 613 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 5: You guys can win two hundred and fifty bucks to 614 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 5: spend at Bonds each. All you gotta do is answer 615 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:00,359 Speaker 5: the same uncomfortable questions as somebody else in your life, live. 616 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 2: On the radio. 617 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 4: Kill you boys with Bonds ex Temp trunks. Visit bonds 618 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,400 Speaker 4: dot com. Do you to learn more. 619 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 6: Will and Woodies uncomfortable questions? 620 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,679 Speaker 5: Yeah, so three questions, the same three questions I should 621 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 5: say to each party involved in the couple. 622 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 2: And we've got it. We've got a good old fashioned married. 623 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 5: Couple this afternoon, absolutely married for nine years. 624 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,120 Speaker 3: And we've got one half of the married couple. Aaron 625 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 3: on the phone right now, Good, I Aaron, very very good. 626 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,000 Speaker 3: May John tell us a bit about yourself and Amanda. 627 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 12: We met while I was on the escape in our 628 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:52,680 Speaker 12: parents street about fifteen years ago and married almost nine years. 629 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:59,719 Speaker 12: Wow years yeah? Three three boys later, Yeah, which are 630 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,520 Speaker 12: a bit of a handful. 631 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, I can imagine, especially during a lockdown. 632 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 12: Mate, definitely, definitely. 633 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,120 Speaker 5: Yeah right here? All right, Aaron, Well, let's get down 634 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,119 Speaker 5: to it. I've got your questions lined up. Are you 635 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 5: ready to go? 636 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 12: I'm ready to go, mate, Okay. 637 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,720 Speaker 5: Cool, first question here, give me one word to describe 638 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 5: your proposal to Amanda. 639 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 12: Oh, red rooster. 640 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 2: That's two. Hang on you. I'm going to assume you're 641 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 2: proposed to her at red rooster. 642 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,960 Speaker 12: Yeah, we're going on ring stopping for and you're basically 643 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,399 Speaker 12: well hungry something. I just said. You know what the 644 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 12: good ol Dave Hughes says in one of his comedy shows. Mate, 645 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:53,320 Speaker 12: you want to get married, and basically here we are married, so. 646 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 2: Just give them. Your proposal was a Dave Hughes impression 647 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 2: of the red roster. 648 00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,359 Speaker 12: Pretty much, mate? 649 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 8: It all. 650 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 5: That's kind of question too, and I'm amazed and she 651 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 5: said yes, but she's got to love you. 652 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:10,879 Speaker 2: All right. 653 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 4: Here we go, question too? 654 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 2: Have you ever stolen something from any of your children? 655 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 12: I am yeah, okay, jeez. 656 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 4: Do you want to elaborate there? What did you what 657 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,159 Speaker 4: did you do for money? Your kids? 658 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,520 Speaker 12: When we went fishing not long after my oldest son 659 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,000 Speaker 12: was twenty four, we went fishing and put out long 660 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 12: story short, you know, he called a fish on his 661 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 12: rod and stuff like that because I was losing the 662 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,800 Speaker 12: fishing competition with my mate, so I basically climbed us 663 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 12: my arm. I just told him the big quiet, I'll 664 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,880 Speaker 12: give him a hundred bucks for to spend that weeks. 665 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 4: That is good stuff, right. 666 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 5: Bearning questions, what's the most embarrassing thing do you think 667 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 5: you've ever done? 668 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:10,280 Speaker 12: Oh? There's here, There's quite a few, but I would 669 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 12: probably say that one of the worst ones that comes 670 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 12: to mind that Amanda never let me live down is 671 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 12: after a whole one leader top of yogurt, and I 672 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:31,720 Speaker 12: basically myself and my mum's yeah, never let me leave 673 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 12: that one down. 674 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 4: Do you have a laptose intolerance or something? It's just 675 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 4: a quantity. 676 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 12: Yeah, I have, no, Yeah I have. I haven't tried 677 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 12: it again since, and I don't think I want to 678 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 12: every every time there's yogurts anywhere, and that she gives 679 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,280 Speaker 12: me a sort of looker, don't you dare? 680 00:29:53,280 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 4: We know what happens. 681 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 2: The second half of Uncomfortable questions? Right right up next, 682 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,360 Speaker 2: we get Amanda on the phone's. 683 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 4: Will kill your boys with Bonds ex Temp Trunks. Visit 684 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 4: bonds dot Com to. 685 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 2: You to learn more. 686 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 4: Will and Woodies Uncomfortable questions. 687 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 2: Questions radio would so pretty simple. 688 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,400 Speaker 5: Got to answer the same three uncomfortable questions as somebody 689 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 5: close to you in your life. 690 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 2: With another married couple on the phone, We've just had 691 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 2: Aaron on the phone. Who Look, I'm going to be honest. 692 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,120 Speaker 2: He could have played with the next bachelor. 693 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:34,600 Speaker 12: Yeah. 694 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 4: Agree, Yeah, he's a winner, He's got the charm, he's 695 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 4: a closing winner. Yeap. What a catch. 696 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 3: And I mean, congratulations to you, Amanda for catching the 697 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 3: great man. 698 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 4: And welcome to the show. Amanda. 699 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 7: My thanks. You don't live with them, but. 700 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 4: I mean there was a little bit of tongue in 701 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 4: cheek in there. 702 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,400 Speaker 3: We think Aaron is a great man, but my goodness, 703 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 3: he has revealed some stuff. How concerned are you about 704 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 3: the things he's just revealed to Austra. 705 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,760 Speaker 12: Yeah, not not that concerned really? Oh yeah no, no, 706 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 12: not really. 707 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:05,800 Speaker 11: Yeah. 708 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 12: I embarrass myself more than I embarrassed anyone else. So 709 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 12: I mean, what else can what else can I say? 710 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,840 Speaker 2: Amanda? Are you ready to go? 711 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,000 Speaker 5: Yeah? 712 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 2: Okay, Amanda? For two hundred and fifty bucks, suspended bonds. 713 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 2: Give me one word to describe your proposal. 714 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 12: Basic? 715 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:27,479 Speaker 2: Basic? 716 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,560 Speaker 4: Why would you say basic in a food court? 717 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 5: It didn't get spiced up at all by Aaron's Dave 718 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 5: Hughes impersonation. 719 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:44,400 Speaker 12: Oh I don't know if that's spicy. This is what 720 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 12: Aaron said, Red Rooster said. You know, the good old 721 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,000 Speaker 12: Dave Hughes says in one of his comedy shows. Mate, 722 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,800 Speaker 12: all right, you want to get married? 723 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 2: Absolutely? 724 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 5: Oh great, I've just settled into a two piece speed 725 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 5: What a great saturday. 726 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,360 Speaker 2: Here we go. 727 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,960 Speaker 5: Question number two, Amanda, has Aaron ever stolen something from 728 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 5: your children? 729 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 7: Snacks? 730 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,560 Speaker 12: Aaron, My oldest son was twenty four. We went fishing, 731 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 12: and because I was losing the fishing competition with my mate, 732 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,720 Speaker 12: so I basically claimed that if my own so. 733 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,760 Speaker 5: He stole his son's first fish to win a fishing 734 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 5: competition and then paid him a hundred dollars. And I'll 735 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,840 Speaker 5: tell you, Aaron, do you feel bad about that at all? 736 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 12: Looking back at it now? Yeah, I'll feel about at 737 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 12: it now, But yeah, I suppose it's probably not the 738 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 12: worst thing that I've done. I've probably done a lot 739 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 12: worse over the yet, and. 740 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 5: We're about to hear that, Amanda, what's the must embarrassing 741 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 5: thing do you think Aaron's done? 742 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,360 Speaker 8: I think it would be the time he ate a 743 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 8: leader of Strawberry Home brand yogurt and himself on. 744 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 11: His mom's lounge. 745 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:12,000 Speaker 12: After a whole one leader to yore and I basically yourself. 746 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,000 Speaker 2: Guys, you want two hundred and fifty bucks advice. 747 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 4: Going by five hundred bucks worth of youngest. 748 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 2: Whatever you choose, call your boys and Bonds except drugged 749 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 2: me the Bonds dot Com you to learn more. Guys. 750 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 2: Congratulations huge. 751 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 5: I mean you just sound like an absolute dream bone 752 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 5: mate proposed it red roster style from your children. Shut 753 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 5: yourself on your mum's lambs, Amanda? What more could you 754 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 5: want from a man? 755 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 2: Really want? 756 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,800 Speaker 5: Right now? There's a little bit of a bonus here. 757 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,560 Speaker 5: I heard that you guys once did. 758 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,480 Speaker 2: A duet of Barbie Girl a. 759 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,080 Speaker 12: Wedding. Nice now absolutely. 760 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,280 Speaker 4: Oh well, I think you're going to need to prove it. 761 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 2: Guys, how do you feel about giving us a bit 762 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,200 Speaker 2: of a rendition? 763 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 12: Oh yeah, okay, okay, let's do it all right, let's 764 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:18,440 Speaker 12: do it. Yeah on my look, on my Bobby fantasty. 765 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 12: You can brush my hair and me anyway, imagination is 766 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,280 Speaker 12: more creation. 767 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,120 Speaker 5: Oh my god, this segment is uncomfortable. 768 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,959 Speaker 2: Nothing was more uncomfortable than that. 769 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,680 Speaker 14: I thought you were just going to sing the Ken 770 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,879 Speaker 14: Potter and but you jumped in for the Bobby bit 771 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:49,279 Speaker 14: and nobody loved that about you much. If you want 772 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,840 Speaker 14: to register for bonds uncomfy questions, head along to willamwo 773 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,120 Speaker 14: dot com. Well, don't you your chance has spend joining 774 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 14: fifty bucks of bonds. 775 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,000 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 776 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,920 Speaker 5: What is the most inappropriate thing and an old person 777 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,080 Speaker 5: has said to your kids? There's always a bit of 778 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,640 Speaker 5: a follow up conversation. I pretty much remember every time 779 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,560 Speaker 5: I left my grandparents' house, We'll get in the car 780 00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,799 Speaker 5: and Mum would lean over and be like, wow, now, 781 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:17,720 Speaker 5: now that thing that your grandma said about boys, and 782 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,320 Speaker 5: it was just there was always a bit of padding 783 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,839 Speaker 5: that she needed to do afterwards. 784 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,359 Speaker 4: My grandpa once said to me, I wouldn't have been 785 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:24,759 Speaker 4: very old. 786 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 3: He goes to use condoms, and I was like, excuse me, 787 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 3: excuse me, grandpa, and he goes, that's not so many 788 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 3: good personal with you. But if you do, don't bother 789 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,080 Speaker 3: just use a rubber glove, cut the fingers off, it's 790 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,720 Speaker 3: far cheaper. 791 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,280 Speaker 4: I left that meetium Mum was just like your grandfather. 792 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,279 Speaker 2: He's losing it a bit. 793 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,440 Speaker 5: Sounds bloody practical though I can see the tight I 794 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 5: can see where the tight assess comes from. 795 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,279 Speaker 2: Thirty one and sixty five. 796 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,840 Speaker 5: What'ss inappropriate thing an old person said to your kids? 797 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 2: Always a bit of a follow. 798 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,960 Speaker 5: Up conversation when you take your kids home from the grandparents' house. 799 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 2: I'm sure when they're over for dinner, what have you got? 800 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 5: Because one of the rich just people in Australia said 801 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,120 Speaker 5: something horrible to kids. I'll tell you what it was 802 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 5: up next woods right now. I love to hear from 803 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,239 Speaker 5: you guys. Third end one o six ' five. What 804 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,800 Speaker 5: is the most inappropriate, even awkward thing an old person 805 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,840 Speaker 5: has said to your kids? They say wild things old people. 806 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,800 Speaker 5: I mean, whether it's because they're from a different generation, 807 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,000 Speaker 5: they're doped up on meds, or they just don't care anymore. Yeah, 808 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,439 Speaker 5: they seem to enjoy the fact that they can say 809 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,000 Speaker 5: these wild things to kids. 810 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,359 Speaker 2: I don't know, Like my grandma used to do it 811 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,520 Speaker 2: all the time. We used to go around. 812 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,600 Speaker 5: I still remember there was one time we went around 813 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,239 Speaker 5: for morning tea and my grandma's house. 814 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,480 Speaker 2: Reckon, I would have been about eight. 815 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,200 Speaker 5: We sat down, you know, the Lambington's are on the 816 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,760 Speaker 5: plate and stuff, and she said to me and my sister, 817 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,160 Speaker 5: she said, guys, what you should really know is an 818 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 5: orgasm is the best feeling. 819 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,280 Speaker 2: In the world. Wow, my ma, Wow, mom really is at. 820 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 3: As she was puking on a cigarette and then Grandpa 821 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,240 Speaker 3: saw gingerly. 822 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,480 Speaker 4: Walked out to the bedroom. Oh god, it's been a 823 00:36:59,520 --> 00:36:59,880 Speaker 4: big night. 824 00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:04,919 Speaker 8: Yeah. 825 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,200 Speaker 5: So look thirty one to sticks five, if your kids 826 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,480 Speaker 5: have been on the receiving end of some advice or 827 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,120 Speaker 5: just to comment from an old person and they've had 828 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,160 Speaker 5: to sort of make sense of that. Now, the reason 829 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 5: we're asking that is because Gina rean Hart richest woman 830 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,399 Speaker 5: in Australia. I think she may be the richest person 831 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:26,719 Speaker 5: in Australia, full stop. She has decided to take her Obviously, 832 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,400 Speaker 5: no one's listening to it. None of the adults are 833 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,680 Speaker 5: listening to her anymore when it comes to climate change. 834 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 5: So she decides to do a presentation to children about 835 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,040 Speaker 5: climate change and all. 836 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,120 Speaker 2: The lies, all the lies about. 837 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,200 Speaker 5: Climate change, why it's not a real thing. I actually 838 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 5: have some of the presentation here for you guys have listened. 839 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 16: To we are overwhelmed by media and propaganda today that 840 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 16: the Earth lived through many ice surgeres and global warmings 841 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,120 Speaker 16: pre man even being on this planet. Hence that multi 842 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 16: global warming and ice surgers we're not caused by man. 843 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,960 Speaker 2: Wow, we've been packed out lecture theater for that. 844 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah, real real natural performer. 845 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,400 Speaker 2: In your life. I mean, at least make it entertaining. 846 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,760 Speaker 4: We got Lily here on Thurday one six five. Lily, 847 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,520 Speaker 4: how old are you, Lily? 848 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,120 Speaker 8: I'm seventeen. 849 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,839 Speaker 4: Ye're seventeen. Okay, what does your grandpa say? 850 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 8: So? I've got two sisters who look who have like 851 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 8: nice dark olive skin because they got it from my dad, 852 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,480 Speaker 8: and I'm a bit more pale because of my mum 853 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,359 Speaker 8: and my grandpa loves to come. 854 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,400 Speaker 17: Oh are you gonna put some make up? Problem? 855 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,359 Speaker 7: Have a fake ten? 856 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,200 Speaker 2: Oh bloody god? 857 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,560 Speaker 3: Hell wow that is I mean, that's not really it's 858 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,480 Speaker 3: not like an old fashioned inappropriate. 859 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,200 Speaker 4: That's just straight up rude, isn't it. 860 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:52,640 Speaker 7: Yeah? 861 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,560 Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he means it from the best, but 862 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 8: he's a bit like, oh he looks a bit pale today, Like, 863 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,319 Speaker 8: are you going to put some makeup on before we 864 00:38:59,360 --> 00:38:59,960 Speaker 8: go out. 865 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:05,320 Speaker 3: Bloody hell, and so Lily, do you like, how do 866 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 3: you respond to that? Are you like, yeah, good idea Grandpa? 867 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,279 Speaker 3: Or do you just sort of do you remember the time? 868 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,680 Speaker 17: I do have makeup on and I'm like, I got 869 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,520 Speaker 17: them on, Grandpa. 870 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,799 Speaker 2: But he just goes for it, doesn't he thanks the call? 871 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,320 Speaker 2: They just shoot for it. They I don't care. Thirty 872 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 2: one six ' five. 873 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 5: What's the most inappropriate thing an old person's said to 874 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,000 Speaker 5: you or your kids? 875 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,880 Speaker 2: We've got Jess, who's called? Can I Jess? 876 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 17: How are you? 877 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,600 Speaker 2: Very well? Thanks? What you got? 878 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,279 Speaker 17: So, my auntie was actually pregnant at the time, and 879 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 17: my grandma came up to me and I was only fifteen. 880 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,880 Speaker 17: As she came and touched my stomach, became was like 881 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 17: congratulations and the pregnancy, oh. 882 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,879 Speaker 2: God, oh my god, you're fifteen fift my mom? 883 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,560 Speaker 17: Yeah, my mom just looked at them and was like, no, 884 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,760 Speaker 17: you've got the wrong person. 885 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,399 Speaker 2: They both thought that you were pregnant. Is this because 886 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,360 Speaker 2: you just put a bit of weight on? 887 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,440 Speaker 17: I was a chubby teenager, but yeah, they thought I 888 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,520 Speaker 17: was on the pregnant. 889 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 4: Shocking moment. 890 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,000 Speaker 2: What did you what did I didn't. 891 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 17: I didn't know how to respond. And my mom just 892 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,080 Speaker 17: goes no, like she's not pregnant, Like it's Natalia, that's pregnant. 893 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,480 Speaker 3: Jeers, you know what my my dad's mom used to say. 894 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,440 Speaker 3: But my dad's mom used to think that she was 895 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,480 Speaker 3: losing a bit later in life, and she used to 896 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,920 Speaker 3: think that my sister was my dad's new partner. 897 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,000 Speaker 2: So sister was your dad's new partner. 898 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 4: So she was just getting to be confused. 899 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,799 Speaker 3: So Dad used to bring in Sarah and my sister yeah, 900 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,520 Speaker 3: And so my grandmother used to say like, oh, you're 901 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 3: the new partner. And then she used to say my 902 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,600 Speaker 3: new partner's thank God, because I hated that