WEBVTT - Ask Uncut - Cheaters never win, they come third. 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.800 Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.560 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.600 past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.360 recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.640 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:29.000 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and this is ask on Cut 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:32.800 where we answer dark and you're burning questions. How are 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.720 you feeling today? I'm great? Are you living my best life? 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:44.280 Goalach scratch? Do like we edit your snorts out? Yeah? Snorts? 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:45.159 You guys don't know this. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:50.440 I have really i have really tiny, tiny nasal cavities. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.440 I've like refrained from ever getting a what's it called 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:55.080 when you get a not a nose job? 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.480 Obviously you haven't had one of those. Laura wants to. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.880 She needs to get her sinuses clear. You don't know 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.680 because producer Keisha and Laura edit out the snorts. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.440 But every every what do you reckon? 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.640 The intervals areish like thirty seconds one minute, No, probably 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.400 thirty seconds, every thirty. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.240 Six, every ten minutes, not. 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:17.319 The fact that she thinks that every thirty seconds Laura 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:18.040 has to do this thing. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:18.640 And I'm not even going. 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:22.000 We're just talking about it. You go because your noise. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.240 No one wants to hear that, because you have problems 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:25.920 with your nose. And this has been like this from 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.199 the day I met. You're a snorter. And we keep 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:31.080 saying to Laura, look, you know you haven't sinus. Probably 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.360 let's get you booked in to go to the doctor 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:34.200 to get them cleaned out. 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:35.360 So we keep saying that. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.880 You need to go and get your sinuses. It's an operation, 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.280 it's minor. But you were like, well, I don't want 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:41.920 to go because everyone's gonna think I god nos job. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:42.640 And I was like, who cares? 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:43.840 And You're like, well, actually, if I'm going to go, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.800 I want to know jump anyway. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:48.880 You think you give me a little ski jump at 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:50.680 the end, or a little tidy just lift it, just 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:51.640 lift it so it doesn't dip. 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.680 Do you know what? Though knows, go and ask take 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:56.360 a picture my ski jump. I want to look more 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:57.120 like Brittany Hockley. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:57.360 No. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:58.560 I think back. 0:01:58.360 --> 0:01:59.920 In the day, there was once upon a time where 0:01:59.920 --> 0:02:01.360 I was like I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:04.360 this surgery and I'm gonna fix my broken nose. And 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.560 then when I did The Bachelor, and then obviously my 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.160 life became a little bit more public, I was like, 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.680 I can never go and get the surgery now because 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.080 everyone will think I got my nose done. And I 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.919 don't want people to think I got my nose done. 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:17.200 So now I'm gonna live. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:18.400 It's like the opposite. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.480 Most people go into the public life and then they're 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.040 like they get surgeries and I'm like, I'm refraining from 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.919 it for fear of people thinking I got one. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:26.840 But what does the matter of people think you got one? Anyway? 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.600 There ain't nothing wrong with that. Nah, But I don't 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:33.280 want to I'm all natural guys. Okay, well that's my brand. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:37.320 Listens to you snort constantly. I would love you to 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:38.480 have a consult. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.880 In six months time. I'm like, howking a free nose job? 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:48.880 Hey guys, really, Grid, this is surgeon. It was so good. Up, 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.120 swipe up, just go get your consopt Okay. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:53.480 I have a question. This is not an ask gun 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:54.880 cut question. It's just a life question. 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.720 Yeah, do you reckon Sush's a dinner food? Absolutely? 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:58.440 Nah? 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.840 It's not, though, is it? It's like lunch food? You 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.239 just asked me and I said yes, and you said 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.760 it's not. It's like a lazy dinner food. Like, okay, 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:05.440 we sushi. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.720 You know that people, the sushi chefs trained for like 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.160 six years. It is not a lazy food. They literally 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:12.760 trained for six years to be able to do sushi. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:14.760 Yeah, but you're not ordering it on eats for dinner. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.240 You're not going to be like, what do I want 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:16.799 for dinner tonight? 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.720 Sushi? That's a lunch meal. I order it all the time. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.160 I go to sushi all the time for dinner, and 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.560 I order it all the time for dinner. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.520 It is one hundred percent. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.600 What do you mean? It's not a dinner food. It 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.400 is if you go to a Japanese restaurant. But if 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.040 you're just at home and you're because you just can't, 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.240 it's okay if the food's all deconstructed, if you have 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:38.000 rice and then tariarchy next to the rice, and then 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:39.120 Q coming next to that. 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:40.640 But if you have it all together in a role, 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.560 that's lunch. Just the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:43.160 you say. 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:43.920 Is it? Yeah? 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:44.200 Okay? 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:45.840 I had an argument with mad about this. We'll not 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.200 an argument he wanted. Actually, we were both arguing the 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.320 same point. So it wasn't an argument. We were agreeing 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.280 for once, I just got confused. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.960 It was just a really passionate conversation. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.880 We had our girlfriends come over last night and they 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.240 brought dinner and we had a great time. Was delicious ness, 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.640 and Jess, I love you so much. Thank you so 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.640 much for generously bringing dinner. But then they left and 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.960 we were like, oh my god, sushi's not a dinner food. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.640 Oh my god, you spoil a little brat. Do you 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:11.800 know that's like the most expensive probably takeaway they could 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:12.320 have brought you. 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.320 Oh yeah, it was my birthday celebration. Did you enjoy it? 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.839 It was amazing delicious? So what part of sushi do 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:20.520 you not like? Vi dinner? The fact that it's in 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:20.880 a roll. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:21.680 I don't know. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.920 It just feels like a lunch food to me. Surely 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.120 it can't be nice. You deconstruct everything. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:29.560 Yeah, and I didn't unwrap the sush No, Sushi's one 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:30.480 thing I eat whole. 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:32.800 I don't unwrap it. That's just a mess. You don't 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:37.760 even cut it. It's a whole log. You just seep. Okay, 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.920 you've actually got a hole in your shirt. I'm looking 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.920 at it now. Did you know that. Yeah, there's like 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.760 a big hole down the side. No, that's where the 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.760 thing goes through. That's the little it's a wrap around shirt. 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.000 From here, it looks like you've got a big moth hole. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.200 Okay, we've started with miss snorting. We're talking about the 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:54.960 hole in my shirt. You're a great Britain. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:05:00.440 You've got a beautiful nose. Oh, thank you. I actually 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:01.360 do like my nose. 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.680 Lots of people ask if I've had a nose job 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.560 because I have quite an upturned So my nickname at 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.520 school and I hated it was ski jump nose. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:09.400 Which is how I love it. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.200 Also, nickname is usually shorter, but ski jump nose is 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:15.080 longer than brit So whoever came up with that was shit. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.960 Actually it was David Hall. I remember it. You David Hall. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.080 David Hall, if you're listening, which you are absolutely not. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:21.599 But if any of my friends listening to are friends 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:22.159 with David Hall. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.480 Isn't it funny how you always remember the person who 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.720 bullies you, like David Hall. It's always their full name, 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:32.320 Like full name, you never go oh, I was bullied 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.120 by Jasmine. It's always Jasmine. Why is it that you 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.479 always remember them? As their entire full name. Whenever you 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.679 talk about the person who bullied at school, it's always 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.280 first name. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.720 Last night with us, who knows David was one of 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.240 my best friend. He wasn't a bully, He just thought 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:45.279 that was a funny nickname. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.640 But when you talk about anybody who you had like 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:49.400 fights with or bullied at school, would you say their 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:50.800 whole name or they're just their first name? 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.120 Even like yeah, Because when I think about my first kids, 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.320 do you remember yours? Mine was Chad DeMarco, whole name, 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:59.440 first name, Bradley Thomas. You see, there's also my first. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.400 Boyfriend behind a you and mind granddad saw Oh. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.400 Chad was my first boyfriend and I kissed it behind 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.040 the demountable. It's it was like this big event. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.880 You always have to hide, don't you your first kiss. 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.680 Everyone came to watch. No, we didn't hide. Everyone came 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:12.680 to watch. It was awful. 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.800 They gathered around in a circle and they counted down 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.800 three two ones because no one was kissing yet. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:17.800 It was in year six. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.440 Were the first one because I was caoed captain and 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.400 I was cool and stuff, but I wasn't really cool. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.880 I was fake cool. I didn't want a boyfriend, I 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.640 do you want to hold hands? 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.880 I didn't want to kiss. Peer pressure you gave in. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.280 And when I say kiss, it was a leader. It 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.120 wasn't a tonguey. You know how when you're twelve you 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:33.760 called it tonguey. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:34.360 It wasn't that. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.760 It was just a kiss on the lips. But I'm traumatized. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:40.600 I can remember every detail of this scenario when I 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:41.960 think back to it now, and I haven't thought back 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:42.839 to it in a long time. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:49.120 I just want to hold me. Not that just you 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:50.120 saying tonguey. 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.400 What did you call it when you were like twelve? 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:53.840 Not that? What'd you call it? 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:54.279 That? 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:55.120 A pash? 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:55.479 Yeah? 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.799 Kiss? I think most kiss. Yeah, it's so gross. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:00.839 I think my school called it like a t because 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.719 there's a difference if you just either kiss with no 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.360 tongue and if you had a tongue with the tonguey. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.080 That's what happened in Coffs Harbor. Everyone's tongueing in each other. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:08.520 I've never been to Coffs Harbor. Grow up and put 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:12.760 them KORYA. Thanks forgot the same time. Okay, my sister 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:16.120 is here visiting me, Sherry and her husband Jay. They 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:19.200 are moving overseas in two weeks time, which is really 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.440 sad for me. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.360 But I've been encouraging this move, like. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:25.120 I love it when everyone you love lives in another country. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.960 I don't maybe just the partner thing for a while. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.880 I am really encouraging her to go because her and 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.160 her partner are in such a unique position where they 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.440 both have different jobs online. They are the epitome of 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.920 like you know when you're on Instagram, you used to 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:41.600 look at these things pop up, being like I once 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.800 worked fifty hours a week in an office, but then 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.680 I became a digital nomad and now I'm living my 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.720 best life and you're like, I hate you, it's fake. 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.840 They are literally the epitome of that. They both change 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.640 their lives work online and now they get to travel 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:54.080 and work. 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:54.800 It's amazing. 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.360 But I've been encouraging her to go because she's gonna 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.600 end up coming back, having kids, settling down, and then 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.520 I don't want to say that's it, but life changes. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:01.640 Right. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.080 Oh yeah, your trapped forever, I said, the joy leaves 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:05.600 your life were we establish that money. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:09.520 You'll never be happy again. So yeah, get your. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.119 Last holiday in because once you have children, it's all over. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.840 You can never holiday again. But you're fun. 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.400 So I don't want her to go because she's my 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.440 best friend in the whole world and I love seeing her. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.800 But I'm also like, man, go live your best life 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:22.920 because one year, two years is going to fly by 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.320 and you'll feel like you never went anyway, long story 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:26.920 shot that had nothing to do with the story I'm 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:27.280 telling you. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:29.720 But so they've packed up their house, everything's in storage. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.400 They are ready to move their entire life overseas and 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:33.880 they've got no where to live. So they come with 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:35.440 me for a couple of weeks, which is great. But 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.319 she gets here last night and Sheridan's an amazing cook. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:43.160 So we went to the grocery shopping yesterday and we're 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.600 coming back and unpacking all the food. I only had 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.320 one job, and that was to go and get all 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.520 my stuff for Delilah. Sheridan goes and gets all the 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.800 stuff for you know, she's gonna make this amazing dinner. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.600 So unpacking the groceries at home, and this happened at 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.280 the same time. I was looking over at sherry in 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:02.240 his slow motion as she was eating. So she's unpacking 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.280 all the stuff and she sees this delicious bag that 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:06.000 I got. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.200 Of coconut ruff. You know when you can go to the. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:10.719 Nut section of the chocolates and you can put it 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:12.319 in the little plastic bag of coals and then you 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:16.240 scan the bag with a barcode. Yeah, so I'm delandful. Yeah, 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.280 so I had gotten a bag of coconut ruff. So 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.440 she starts to eat them, thinking they're coconut ruffs, but 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:24.040 they're not. They're pure dog meat. She's got a bag 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:28.560 of Delilah's dog meat. So she's got this venison dog 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.640 liver chopped thing that she thought was coconut ruf. The 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.120 whole thing's gone in her mouth and she's just dry 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:37.320 because have you smelt that shit that She's literally it's 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.120 all over the ground and I'm in I cannot breathe. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.520 I'm like, what are you doing? And she's just ate 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:45.400 pureed liver. She goes, I thought it was a coconut ruff. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:52.960 That is messed up. That is so I feel so sorry. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:59.440 But the good thing about this is in all honesty Delilah, 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:00.600 only it's good food. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.720 So it's like, I think this such a silky coat. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.120 Sherion's coat is so silky this morning. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.160 You should have seen what sho her hair looks amazing anyway, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.760 So don't make that mistake. Don't go and eat. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.079 Dog food thinking that it's coconut. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:14.920 Right. I feel like this happens in your household a lot, 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.120 like you're using dog shampoo eating dog food. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.719 Yes, because Duaia was my entire life. She takes over 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.199 my entire life. I have to move into a bigger 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.040 house for Delilah. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.080 She just goes anyway. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.400 Look, I wanted to talk to you about something else. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.720 An ultra runner, believe it or not, like a marathon runner. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.520 Oh yeah, you know, I love my running. Let's go. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:35.880 Well, there's a woman named doctor Josiah zak Zouski. Now 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.280 that's probably not definitely butchered, that's definitely not. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.920 There's a doctor and that's definitely not her name. That's 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:42.360 definitely it. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.120 Yeah it's not her name, but like that, I mean, 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:48.599 that's it. She was running like an ultra marathon in Liverpool, 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:52.080 like Manchester and Liverpool in the UK. And she came 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:56.080 in third, which is incredible. Yeah on the podium. Yeah, 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:58.800 amazing because you've got to train so hard. She took 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.360 the award, she took the glory, she had a moment, 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:02.040 she got the. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.840 Photos, shook the champagne bottle. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.120 She did it all because third is pretty incredible. But 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.480 then when they go back to look at the data, 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.280 because when you're a runner in these competitions, you wear 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:15.280 like a GPS tracker and it stores data for on everything, 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.960 your location, It stores how fast you're going, like because 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.360 people like to clock how fast they go per hour. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:22.880 So oh yeah, you think this. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:25.880 I don't run. Matt is a hardcore runner. He's on Strava. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:27.920 He talks about his Strava runs all the time. He 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:31.040 talks about how many splits he does, his one kilometer 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:31.760 minutes in. 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.120 Well perfect, this was Strava. Yeah, Strava, I get it. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.000 Every runner uses it. Do you know how fast he 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.080 does a kilometer four minutes something? To hear super fast? 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.479 Oh okay, Well this woman's data when they tracked it 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:48.120 was one point six kilometers every one minute and forty seconds. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.000 Wow, so she's superwoman. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.840 She was at lightning speeds anyway, so it's sound of 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:57.960 live I mean the speed of light. So they were like, 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.760 whh my god, we need to speak to this woman. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.360 How she running one point six kilometers one minute of 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.920 forty seconds? So they get all the data and they 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.439 see that all of a sudden her pace picked up astronomically. 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.400 They also check her heart beat and her heartbeat was 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:11.520 not high, so they're like. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:12.520 How are you running this far? 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.680 What she did was halfway through the race, a friend 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.440 picked her up in the car, and then she got 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.319 out of the car at the end and then ran. 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.200 And finished and came third. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.000 So she cheated and then still took the glory. And 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:25.720 when they asked her, they were like, how did you 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.200 run so fast? How are you running at a minute 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:29.480 and your heart rate wasn't gone up. She's like, oh, 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.240 you got me, I got a lift. 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.720 She fucking cheated, but she wait, wait, she took the medal. 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.559 She stood on the podium, and then when she got busted, 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:38.000 she was like. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.360 Oh yeah, yes, she took it. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.320 She was going to own it. And then she started 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.160 to say, oh, I don't know how it happened. I 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:44.760 wasn't cheating. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:45.560 I was going to finish. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.360 I was pulling out of the race, and I was 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.320 trying to tell and adjudicator that I was pulling out 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:50.600 of the race, and all of a sudden I was 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:51.319 at the end, was. 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.480 Thrusting, I was running past the finish line, and then 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.439 a medal was in my handed. It just really spiraled 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:56.679 out of control. Do you know what I think is 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.320 the most alarming part of this whole story. It said 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.280 she's a doctor, and that's one person you don't want 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:01.960 to cut corners. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:06.439 Absolutely, that is completely accurate. And then then the poor 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.000 woman that came forth, she was actually. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.000 Supposed to come third, obviously, and. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.360 She's really upset and she literally said, but what she's 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.760 most upset about is that you took my moment on 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.920 the podium, which is fair because they trained so hard 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:19.160 for that. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:23.559 But yeah, part of me is like, I enjoy the dedication. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.600 I enjoy the fact that she was like, you know what, 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:29.679 instead of pulling out of this race, better finish it. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:34.280 She admitted that it was a massive error in accepting 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.160 the trophy, and then she said, quote, I hold my 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.640 hands up. I should have handed them back and not 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.440 had pictures. But I was feeling unwell and spaced out 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.160 and not thinking clearly. Yes, it would have been a 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.880 tough drive. I'm an idiot. I want to apologize to 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:49.400 mel who came third. It wasn't malicious, it was a miscommunication. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:50.440 I would never. 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.760 Purposefully cheat, and this was not a target race, but 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.720 I don't want to make excuses you did purposely cheat. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.520 I also like that she was spaced out and feeling unwell, 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.840 which would makes sense if she ran on marathon. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.760 But also, your friend picked you up, like because he's premeditating, 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.400 you're your friend to pick you up or finish the race. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.240 If you were spaced out and not able to comprehend 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.120 what you were doing, wouldn't your friends say, hey, baby, 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.200 you didn't actually run it probably shouldn't stand up there, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:16.240 Time to come down. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:20.560 Have you cheated in anything? Yeah? I cheated once in 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:25.360 what in a spelling test, one that was significant or 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.200 just like a spelling tester class, not just a spelling 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.440 test in class. But it backfired because I cheated on 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:32.440 the girl next to me. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:36.760 Her name is Melinda Turmbul. This is in year five 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:38.320 or six, so it was a spelling test. And there's 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.280 one word I looked at at her. She was always 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.560 the smartest in the class. She was very very good 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:47.320 at everything and especially writing. And the word was people. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:50.040 I'll never forget people. And I looked out over at 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:53.000 her because I wasn't sure, and she had written PO 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.520 P P L E two piece, and so I copied it, 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.040 and then I nearly got every question right, but I 0:14:59.120 --> 0:14:59.840 got people wrong. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.520 Melinda must have known I used to cheat off her. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:07.120 Melinda, No, I think she knew that I was cheating, 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.440 so she must have thrown spanner in the works written 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:10.920 the wrong word, so I copied it and then put 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:12.480 the right one. Cross it out when I didn't see it, 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.200 says me, right, it was a big deal to. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.920 Me, Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, Well, why 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.240 don't we talk about what you cheated on? 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.560 I cheated on my HC exactly way better than you 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.800 for spelling pass way worse. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.960 To go. Like, if you're going to do it, go hard, 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:28.280 go for the long, full hog, because I don't cheat 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:28.920 when it matters. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.880 I cheated on my HC. I'll admit it because you 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.040 know what, it's been long enough now. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.200 And I imagine if they came and took it back 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.720 from you and you lost your whole cares. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.160 I spent so much money at university. I don't use 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:41.600 any of it, so I don't really care. I mean, 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.440 I'm not going to sit here and tell people to 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:44.800 do it, but like, I don't feel. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.840