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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: What are the signs you know when you're grown up?

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Speaker 1: For Craig, you're excited when you wake up in the

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Speaker 1: morning and you didn't have to add up to go

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Speaker 1: for a page or on the night. That's the best

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Speaker 1: day ever?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 1: When your middle aged No? Wow, I'm gonna be loved

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Speaker 1: every day, Kyle, Christian signs you're grand up when everyone

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Speaker 1: in the house knows not to sit in your chair.

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Speaker 1: It's a definitive moment that you even have a chair.

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Speaker 1: I even hear my daughters, sons and one they got friends.

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Speaker 1: I don't sit there the stad's chair. Let's not pope

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Speaker 1: that bear the.

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Speaker 3: Love God's got that Mom and dad don't even sit

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Speaker 3: in the chair. It's like an exclusion zone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could tell when my teenage daughters are in

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Speaker 1: a testing movie where one of them is sitting in there.

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Speaker 1: They're glaring at me like just try it, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you've got five seconds. Then they get right it's going.

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Speaker 1: They get right to three. That just scuttle across.

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Speaker 4: I remember me and my brother daring each other to

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Speaker 4: sit in my grandpa's chair when he wasn't in the.

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Speaker 1: It's about the only thing I will lose my mind

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Speaker 1: about in the house. The rest of it, I don't

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Speaker 1: really care. I don't really come so low on the

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Speaker 1: totes of bottle. I don't have any rights. Just give

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Speaker 1: me that chair, please, Christian, Signs, you're a grown up.

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Speaker 1: This is a great one. I keep hearing the winners

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Speaker 1: promo on your radio station. Where what the person want

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Speaker 1: on Friday? Going out to Vegas and going to all

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Speaker 1: those amazing concerts, and Christian, I just feel old because

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Speaker 1: I just feel exhaustive just to.

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Speaker 4: Thought it is.

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Speaker 1: I got to do all again and see my daughter.

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Speaker 1: When will it end?

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Speaker 4: It's just a YouTube last blood?

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Speaker 1: You have your dead on Friday. I just want to

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Speaker 1: have an early night. That one of the texts of

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Speaker 1: the year. That is so funny, Janell, you could design

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Speaker 1: at the moment, I didn't design your own early nights.

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Speaker 1: Someone had come around is run your bath for you? Christian.

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Speaker 1: I can't call them. I'm not at work. It's all right.

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Speaker 1: You need to tell us the story of excuses. Signs,

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Speaker 1: You've grown up. My husband and I were talking last

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Speaker 1: night about what we would save in a house fire,

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Speaker 1: and I said my kitchen aid and crop pop. Gabrielle,

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Speaker 1: that is a sign your grown up, Shelly, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Hi. Well I think I'm pretty grown up now.

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Speaker 5: I get excited. If we've had a.

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Speaker 2: Bit of a hot spell and I know it's going

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Speaker 2: to rain, now start it starts rowing, I run outside

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Speaker 2: and sprinkle out my fertilizer on the grass.

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Speaker 5: I've just gone mad about my grass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, caring about the lawn is another. Even being

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Speaker 1: aware of that, you have the careful or even choosing

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Speaker 1: what kind of fake grass you're going to get.

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Speaker 6: When we got our lawn putting in, he said, now

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Speaker 6: fertilize it four times a year. Put it in your

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Speaker 6: calendar every three months fertilized lawn. It comes up my calendar,

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Speaker 6: steal every three months.

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Speaker 1: I've got that too, pretty reminder, And I thought, this

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Speaker 1: is what a grown up wuld probably do. You just

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Speaker 1: have it in there. It's a it's going to work

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Speaker 1: for me. I've net you look at it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. And horrible, I.

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Speaker 5: Found myself browsing the aisle in Bunnings of all the fertilizers,

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Speaker 5: reading them like I was in a pass.

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Speaker 1: Can you come around and do mine? Then? Please? Please

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Speaker 1: fertilize my lawns.

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Speaker 5: Paper. I've taken photos over there.

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Speaker 1: It's not my fucking wow, your your thing, is it?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, she Shelley. This is something to catch up

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Speaker 1: with you, Shelly. But I know you're busy at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Okay, enough of that, Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, Marie, good morning, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Look, I just took delivery of clear fridge storage units

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Speaker 2: and it has been the greatest day of my life.

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Speaker 2: I'm told you, I'm overly excited about it. Is in

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Speaker 2: my family think I'm odd, but I don't know.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I get all of this. That fridge is

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Speaker 1: a nightmare. We all need someone Mary Condo to come

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Speaker 1: round and organize free because there's a hierarchy. There's a

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Speaker 1: the back, and then sometimes there's that bit where they

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Speaker 1: go over the top like in the wall, and they

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Speaker 1: go down the back down they behind the iceberg lettuce.

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Speaker 1: There's like a jar or something.

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Speaker 4: As soon if something's not in the front row, it's

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Speaker 4: dead to me.

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Speaker 1: You're right, the VIP section that's it. I don't care

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Speaker 1: about what's in row five or six there, So what

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Speaker 1: you got? How are you organizing?

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Speaker 2: Its everything? There's one for the eggs, there's one for

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Speaker 2: like soda cans that you pull the front one and

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Speaker 2: the rest come forward. There's one for like jog its

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Speaker 2: and like a fruiting with like a divider in the middle.

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Speaker 2: It's beyond exciting. My son's like, can you open it?

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Speaker 2: I've got him excited.

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Speaker 5: He's nine.

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Speaker 2: He just wants to play with the bubble raps. But

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Speaker 2: my husband was just looking at me, going, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I can hear.

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Speaker 5: It's ridiculous, but that's my.

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Speaker 1: Life now, my kids. For Christmas, I love a lazy Susan. Right,

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Speaker 1: I want to be buried revolving for the lazy suits.

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Speaker 1: For Christmas. They got me three lazy suasans, right, two

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Speaker 1: for the fridge. Do you know you could get lazy?

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Speaker 1: You can don't get them. They do not work. It's

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Speaker 1: clutter all. It's like a traffic jam or just piled

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Speaker 1: up in the things fall off. The mayonnaises is like

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Speaker 1: twering over the other ones. It's made it worse. It's

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Speaker 1: a headache when I look in there and I see

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Speaker 1: that lazy susan. Uh Marie, I get it. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. She cool. This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're doing this week's signs. You're a grown up, you

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Speaker 1: can text me four seventy five three one oh four three.

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Speaker 1: Jack and I were just comparing the amount of vitamins

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Speaker 1: we take every day. Patty, you in the vitamin club yet.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I've got these new You got curcumin no

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Speaker 3: fifty plus it's like the women's fifty plus and it's

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Speaker 3: got a heap of stuff in there. I feel great

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Speaker 4: Actually, really, do you guys have a peel dispenser?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: My wife, I do you?

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Speaker 1: No? No, they brought one for me. I resisted it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the dark side. That's

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Speaker 1: like giving up in life. You've got hit and if

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Speaker 1: you've already taken Wednesday, no, it is chaos. And do

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Speaker 1: you know I waste so much time every morning opening

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Speaker 1: up about different things and shaking out the vitamin sea

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Speaker 1: and the zinc and the selenium. Yes, is it the

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Speaker 1: way forward? Amm? Because? But the tiny little things aren't.

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Speaker 1: They're not the size of a thumb. You only give

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Speaker 4: I got a jumbo one.

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Speaker 1: Oh have you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get you.

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Speaker 1: I'm oord for that. Yeah, Patsy, how many are you

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Speaker 1: taking a day? Much about ten days?

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Speaker 3: I just won because this one's got like all encompassing

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Speaker 3: of everything that I need as a woman fifty plus,

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Speaker 3: And I got Chris the same. I've got everyone on five.

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Speaker 1: For a lady man who's fifty in the Chemist of

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Speaker 1: the Day, and I saw the sort of there was

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Speaker 1: something for the it was for the mature man, and

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Speaker 1: I had to be asked. I had a quick look around.

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Speaker 1: Actually just that I'm interest asking for a mature friend

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Speaker 1: of mine. Actually, after you've got in here is slow

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Speaker 1: release cyanide, leave the planet? What actually is in here? Linda? Lindy?

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Speaker 1: What are the signs you're grown up? What's it for you? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I get you have twisty.

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Speaker 5: It's for breakfast, the.

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Speaker 4: Opposite of taking your supplements.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you eating twist You're not doing them now,

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Speaker 1: are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You're doing them now? And what what? What fate the cheese?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't have chicken and twisty sugressive?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're absolutely can. But you can have twistys, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that every day?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? By family sized bags and last flight with this

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Speaker 1: That's been going on for a while. I get the feeling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of weeks now it's just I've just

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Speaker 1: What a discovery, Eureka. It's your Eka moment, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: What a great way to start the year. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: All right, Lindy, we let you go to that big

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Speaker 1: old bag there. That's like a nosebag. It's like you're

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Speaker 5: Kate, good morning, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 1: How are you talking to some of the thinkers of

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Speaker 1: our time? That's so I Kate, what are the signs

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Speaker 1: you're a growner? What's it for you? Kate?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Well, after twenty five years of marriage, just before Christmas,

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Speaker 5: my husband and I switched from a queen bed to

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Speaker 5: a king bed.

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Speaker 1: It is the only way you are living like you're

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Speaker 1: both kings.

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Speaker 5: Game change. Yeah, isn't it fantastic? You don't have to

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Speaker 5: speak to each other, you can't find each other in

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Speaker 5: the middle of the night. It's amazing. Yeah, on a

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Speaker 5: hot night.

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Speaker 1: It's a marriage saver. I reckon that is down the.

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Speaker 5: Middle and that's where you put the three Jake Russells.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we've got a big old German shepherd dog. They

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Speaker 1: can all jump up there. The kids can join you

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Speaker 1: as well as I can. Oval.

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Speaker 6: You really notice now as well when you go on

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Speaker 6: holiday and you go back to a coin or a

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Speaker 6: double friended top.

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Speaker 1: Of Hello, Hello, it's not getting so close. I can

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Speaker 1: hear you. It's what I said you was. I can

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Speaker 1: hear you breathing, die, just dead. And then sometimes my

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Speaker 1: wife and I on that king bed we go. Shall

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Speaker 1: I roll over to you? You're going to roll up

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Speaker 1: to me when you're ready. This is shake hands us

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Speaker 1: across pad on the head like a little coach got

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Speaker 1: little Jack Russell, wello that little fella. Okay, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, She called those brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Have a good day, guy, a broker.

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