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Speaker 1: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connor show. Good Morning, Jack,

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Speaker 2: your morning, Pats morning. So yesterday evening, you guys probably

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Speaker 2: in your kitchen, it's the same as me getting ahead

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Speaker 2: of our great Australian bake off that is underway now

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Speaker 2: ready for tomorrow. We're bringing in our three cakes that

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Speaker 2: we've taken on from the Women's Weekly. That book called

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Speaker 2: it a book Women's Weekly Birthday cake, but the classic

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Speaker 2: kids want that your mom's and dadsy would have struggled

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Speaker 2: to make. And I don't think we had any idea

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Speaker 2: what we were taking on.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess we all thought the same thing yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get a head start on the others

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Speaker 3: by starting early. Yes lucky we did. I would know

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Speaker 3: why I would.

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Speaker 2: Have finished it. You know. What I don't like to

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Speaker 2: overprepare is to put it madly. I'd like to just

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Speaker 2: it just hopefully it just happened around me. And so

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Speaker 2: this is also very organized to me, really organized. Thank god.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I thought. I'll start with the

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Speaker 2: most basic thing, making a just a cake from a

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Speaker 2: cake mix, and I've screwed that up.

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Speaker 4: I did it not turn out?

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Speaker 2: No, it's got like it's like an ugly scar in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the cake.

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Speaker 4: You but you come with that up slaps and I

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Speaker 4: can't because.

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Speaker 2: It's the side of the there's the thrusters to the

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Speaker 2: rocket cake that I'm making.

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Speaker 3: With the rocket. It's going to be structurally stross.

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Speaker 2: I imagine it's it's you know I So if you

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Speaker 2: want to know, I have a right now before we

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Speaker 2: get into it, you can find on my Instagram. I

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Speaker 2: was making a couple of videos and sadly, you know,

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Speaker 2: one that the reluctant teenager was directing it and filming it.

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Speaker 2: You can hear a grizzling behind the camera and at

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Speaker 2: one point I think I've smashed it and I start

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Speaker 2: throwing it. It's amazing what people see from the videos

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Speaker 2: in your house, isn't it. We haven't got any tea tails.

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Speaker 2: They've all run out. The kids used them once and

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Speaker 2: then just put them in the wash. They're all in

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Speaker 2: the wash. All I could find was someone would said

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Speaker 2: it's like a shammy colth and trying to get like

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Speaker 2: hot stuff out of another but shamyl. But anyway, I was,

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Speaker 2: I was, I was, I was cockerly thinking that I'd

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Speaker 2: cracked the first part, which is bacon of the cake,

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Speaker 2: and Sander's got the cake out. It looks cakey to me,

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Speaker 2: it looks great, golden. It had risen Altor told me,

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Speaker 2: you need to stick a knife into the middle of

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Speaker 2: it and if it's still eggy, And all that knife

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Speaker 2: came out was with hot, eggy goo.

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Speaker 3: It just looks like the mixture.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it wasn't cooked, and so I put it back in.

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Speaker 2: But it's now just a s morning look at it.

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Speaker 2: It's like a volcano. It's an ugly scar. The San

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Speaker 2: Andrea's fault is down the middle of my cake. They're

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Speaker 2: supposed to be then split in half and somehow mushed

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Speaker 2: together to be the size of a rocket. And I'm

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Speaker 2: not starting again.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: My wife said it's okay, do it again tomorrow. I went,

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Speaker 2: not an option. NASA can't work like that. Okay, that's

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Speaker 2: going to be a rocket. I just smear that whatever

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Speaker 2: you call it, that what is it? Icing mixture down

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Speaker 2: and stuff. You surely I can use that like you

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Speaker 2: would do if you were a plast You just slapped

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Speaker 2: that allo.

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Speaker 3: With the trail. You know that's not what NASA did,

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Speaker 3: by the way, making de a bad rocket, and then go,

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Speaker 3: we're still setting into space because we work so hard.

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Speaker 2: We had so much time, for almost two hours doing this.

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Speaker 3: I don't care it doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you guys this, How do I trim

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Speaker 2: the cake into cylinders? What would you use? Scissors or

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Speaker 2: a knife?

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Speaker 3: I use? I use the serrated knife like a bread knife.

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Speaker 4: And cut very slowly and back and forward, like you're

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Speaker 4: rocking a baby to sleep, just ever so gently. Don't

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Speaker 4: just hack into it because it'll all just crumble.

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Speaker 1: Honest.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes the comparisons you make or the metaphors you reach for,

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Speaker 2: how is trimming a sponge cake like rocking a baby

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Speaker 2: to sleep.

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Speaker 4: Ever so gently?

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Speaker 3: That is really crazy? So somebody holding a big sted.

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Speaker 2: Knife, Yeah, rocking a baby to sleep with a baby,

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Speaker 2: all right? Yes, thank you pants for Thank you, Fanny

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Speaker 2: credit for your advice.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast last night.

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Speaker 2: To cheer myself up after the just the knowing that

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Speaker 2: there's nothing worse working hard on something and knowing you

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Speaker 2: haven't done it right. You go to bed, you don't

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Speaker 2: go that. You don't sleep the sleep of someone who's

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Speaker 2: the fielled known they've worked really hard and their labors

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Speaker 2: have paid off. I worked to bed knowing that that

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Speaker 2: mess of a volcano cake. If I was making a

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Speaker 2: volcano birthday keke tomorrow, I'm on course, but it's supposed

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Speaker 2: to be a very smooth exterior of a rocket. And

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Speaker 2: so I thought, Oh, there's boxing on. I watched I'll

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Speaker 2: stab a bit late tonight. I watched the Tim Zoo

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Speaker 2: fight last night against Jeff paorn Right, and Tim Zoo

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Speaker 2: looked great, took him apart easily and it was a

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Speaker 2: great little fight. And then I saw those sort of

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Speaker 2: flashing up sports news. The biggest sports news in the

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Speaker 2: world right now is Leano. I mean they call him

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Speaker 2: Lionel Messi. It's Lionel Messi. Okay, the world's greatest player,

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Speaker 2: whilst Riches's prayer as well, is leaving his club. And

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Speaker 2: the big thing that I was surprised about this is

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Speaker 2: two things. One I saw this morning that it was

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Speaker 2: the first time in twenty twenty that global searches for

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Speaker 2: coronavirus on a day were overtaken by something else messy.

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Speaker 2: Just people want to know, is he really going to

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Speaker 2: leave his club? Is he going to go to England?

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Speaker 2: Did he get they go to Europe? The kind of

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Speaker 2: money that they're talking about, who would pay for such

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Speaker 2: a play like that? But maybe the greatest football player ever.

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Speaker 2: And the other thing was that to tell his club

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Speaker 2: that he's given his heart and soul to that he

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Speaker 2: wants to leave. And it's a huge moment in the

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Speaker 2: club's history that you actually got a play like line

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Speaker 2: or mess who wanted to leave. He sent the facts

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Speaker 2: to them and I was thinking kind of like that

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Speaker 2: with unknown wels, we can't even wrap our heads around.

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Speaker 2: So Gift as well has faxed his club. Yep.

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Speaker 3: For all we know, he could have retired. He could

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Speaker 3: have left the club a week ago, and it's just

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Speaker 3: been sitting on the fastest it now.

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Speaker 2: Also, do you cast your mind back to when you

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Speaker 2: ever had to be in an office and someone said

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Speaker 2: can you send this facts? Do you want to not?

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Speaker 2: It would eat the paper and even coming out the

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Speaker 2: other end. Half of it would begin on one page

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Speaker 2: and then you have to ring the person going the

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Speaker 2: other The rest of it hasn't come out. It's not

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Speaker 2: a very easy thing to say.

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Speaker 3: That's literally never sent a fact. I've only seen it from.

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Speaker 2: Copow having an office junior's job once for a year

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Speaker 2: and to saying fax machines every day. They're a nightmare

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Speaker 2: of a thing to use. Do you remember using them, Patsy?

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Speaker 2: Do you using when you started news?

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Speaker 4: They're massive in the newsroom because we used to have

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Speaker 4: the old teldex machines way back.

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Speaker 2: It's of old noisy thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then this you know you, but fax machine came.

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Speaker 4: It was top technology. You'd get all your news on it,

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Speaker 4: your weather, buy It was a kind.

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Speaker 2: Of it wasn't when it came out the paper that

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Speaker 2: came out. And do you remember the cheap lou roll

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Speaker 2: schools used to use. If you put more than half

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Speaker 2: a pound of pressure on a finger through that go through,

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Speaker 2: you were touching your backside. Yeah, that's what it would

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Speaker 2: come out on these important documents line or messy saying

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Speaker 2: I want on a fax machine. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 2: even know if we've got a fax machine here at

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Speaker 2: this radio station years ago? Do you think this radio

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Speaker 2: station took requests that way? Maybe we should do a

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Speaker 2: facts only request hour.

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Speaker 3: Does the newsroom still have one?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: From what lades coming through dog infrastructure or whatever the

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Speaker 3: news There.

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Speaker 2: Are certain industries that still rely on and use them daily.

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Speaker 2: I think the banking industry for big transfers and stuff

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Speaker 2: like this money, I'm pretty sure they still use a

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Speaker 2: fax machine. Yeah, we should find out if anyone knows

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Speaker 2: any more about that. Do let us know? Going for

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Speaker 2: one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: We should find the most recent person to have sent.

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Speaker 2: A fact still using one. Producer Rio is a big

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Speaker 2: sports fan, has got some more on the Messi story.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, big news guys. You think he might be going

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Speaker 5: to Rome or London or Paris, but he might actually

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Speaker 5: be coming to Adelaide.

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Speaker 2: No, how so the great.

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Speaker 3: City of Adelaide.

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Speaker 5: The Adelaide United Chairman sent a letter actually to Lionel.

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Speaker 2: One go to me. He's a facts only guy. There's

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Speaker 2: this first mistake saying what come and play?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, come and play for Adelaide. He said, we've got

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Speaker 5: a very Mediterranean style climate and good Argentinian restaurants.

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Speaker 3: That's a long rate.

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Speaker 2: Don't remember. Even our premiere of Victoria isn't a fan

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Speaker 2: of Essay and Adelaide.

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Speaker 3: Well, look, I don't want to be a fency two.

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Speaker 2: I have Australians, but why would you want to go there?

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Speaker 6: The best experiences in our nation are right here in Victoria.

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Speaker 2: I uh what. That's an ambitious pitch, isn't it for

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Speaker 2: Adelaide to expect that they can go up against Chelsea

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Speaker 2: Manchester United with an eye watering bid. Not so much

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Speaker 2: they couldn't compete on the money level, but just on

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Speaker 2: the environment of moving house and home to come to Adelaide.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to find the quote I read about the Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is from the chairman. He said, we cannot offer

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Speaker 3: you much in the form of financial compensation, but hey,

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Speaker 3: let's not let that get in the way of something

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Speaker 3: that promises to be very special. Once you are here,

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Speaker 3: you'll be so happy the money will seem merely incidental.

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Speaker 2: Well we and at the moment he's looking at offers

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Speaker 2: that start around three hundred million dollars, right, that's just

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Speaker 2: obviously the club whoever buys him will have to pay

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Speaker 2: out his contract, which is about a couple of hundred million,

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Speaker 2: then they have to fall out and around another three

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Speaker 2: hundred million for his personal deal. Can you imagine that

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Speaker 2: money for that and he's going to go, do you

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Speaker 2: know what's screwing? I'm going to move to Adelaide. They've

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Speaker 2: got that German town there. What's it that we found.

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Speaker 3: Us off on that Medran climate.

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Speaker 2: I'm on a fake German climate.

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Speaker 1: Christian a Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast yesterday round about mid day. Just got back from

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Speaker 2: the supermarket, okay, after buying the ingredients what I thought

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Speaker 2: were ingredients to try and make a cake, and I

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Speaker 2: was just chucking stuff that I thought, well, this looks

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Speaker 2: like this, says cake mixture ven in essence. I've seen

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Speaker 2: that a lot of recipes. I chucked some of that

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Speaker 2: and turns out I don't need any of it. I

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Speaker 2: spent seventy dollars.

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Speaker 3: It was so expensive, and actually found that the most

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Speaker 3: stressful party is going around the supermarket in two miles

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Speaker 7: Good morning John, Good morning, Christian, Good morning guys. Just

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Speaker 2: Lovely Chanty, you've cheered u up this morning. Fie, thank

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Speaker 7: Oh? Look out the Northwest.

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Speaker 7: I pray for Ryan, So what's good when that happens.

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Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell show podcast on our phone system here, Sometimes

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Speaker 2: How you go. We're good? Carry carry What are you

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Speaker 2: Is that what you do for living?

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Speaker 10: I run a blood bank for dogs and cats?

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Speaker 2: Who knew? Yeah, you just don't think that our beloved pets,

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Speaker 10: Like all things, absolutely so, they need blood just like

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Speaker 10: They like little ninjas with swords on their fingers.

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 10: They get a little trade, maybe a little fishy trader,

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into wipened yesterday evening, which may mean already

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Speaker 2: I might not even be here on tomorrow show. Right

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Speaker 2: if I'm chuck a sicky, you'll know.

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Speaker 11: Why Christian, but Great Australian chake Off, like give me Kate.

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Speaker 2: Give me Kate now, all right, So tomorrow morning on

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Speaker 2: the show, it is the grand final of the Great

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Speaker 2: Australian Cake Off. Me check and pants bring in three

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Speaker 2: cake book. Patsy, what are you trying to build a train?

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Speaker 4: A to choo train?

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Speaker 2: It's cool, Yeah, the classic train. Jackie Boy's going this

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Speaker 2: Oh exactly, okay, and then I've gone for the one

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00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,000
Speaker 2: that Jack's mum, Jill said on this show Monday broke

442
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Speaker 2: her at one am. It started to break me yesterday

443
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 2: at the easiest stage making cake mix from a packet

444
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,560
Speaker 2: were just butter, milk and eggs. I managed to screw

445
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,879
Speaker 2: that up yesterday. It was a tough night in the

446
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,960
Speaker 2: kitchen for me yesterday I'm supposed to be making the rocket.

447
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,399
Speaker 2: I've already struggled at the easiest just to give me

448
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 2: the it's not even the first hurdle, it really Isn't

449
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,879
Speaker 2: kids make that stuff easily? Why couldn't I? But I

450
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,639
Speaker 2: just couldn't. Last night I had a meltdown in the

451
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,320
Speaker 2: kitchen before we even got anywhere near the kitchen. Then

452
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Speaker 2: I Jack and I found it very stressful yesterday, right,

453
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,200
Speaker 2: just going to the supermarket looking for the ingredients, because

454
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,600
Speaker 2: when you go to the supermarket, you know what because

455
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 2: normally you know what you're going for where it is, right,

456
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 2: unless they've moved it around like they do every couple

457
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 2: of months just to confuse us, you know, to play

458
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 2: pranks on us. Okay, you know where you go, but

459
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 2: when suddenly you're looking for ingredients, you're not even sure

460
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,399
Speaker 2: what you're doing with this, how it works.

461
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,919
Speaker 3: You have no idea what the package everything anywhere.

462
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Speaker 2: It's overwhelming. It's the middle of the day, you haven't

463
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 2: had lunch. Suddenly the lights in there are like it

464
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Speaker 2: is it.

465
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Speaker 13: Extra boait today?

466
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Speaker 2: You get really irritable when anyone else's knee You're like,

467
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,360
Speaker 2: I get have my way. So the oh deer. They're

468
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 2: just trying to you know. And I even found myself

469
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 2: the hell goes shopping in the middle of the day,

470
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Speaker 2: these people, I'm one of them. So Jack and I

471
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,440
Speaker 2: were leaving messages for each other, both struggling. We're just

472
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 2: finding finding the ingredients, not even making the case. You

473
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,720
Speaker 2: don't even see this on a baking competition. To you

474
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Speaker 2: the Bozo's in the supermarket, going where is it next

475
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Speaker 2: to the beer?

476
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,920
Speaker 3: I met Col's in the baking aisle. I'm looking for

477
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 3: Vienna cream. There's nothing called Vianna cream.

478
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Speaker 1: I want to quit.

479
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 2: I hate myself. What is even butter cake mix? And

480
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,720
Speaker 2: where the hell to find it?

481
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Speaker 1: To the big round my wife. I asked her to

482
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Speaker 1: make it.

483
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 2: She said no. I then said I was going to

484
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Speaker 2: hire someone to make it. She said she'd call the

485
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Speaker 2: show Friday and tell everyone.

486
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Speaker 3: I found a big square qby Life of Briosh and

487
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Speaker 3: I wanted to use the Briosh instead of cake.

488
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Speaker 2: Oh way, no way, you use cake.

489
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Speaker 1: I'm making this thing from scratch. No Briosh, He'll be disqualified.

490
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Speaker 1: Who made you the rule master?

491
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Speaker 3: The guy who was going to quit twenty minutes ago?

492
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Speaker 2: So this was yesterday before we go anywhere near the kitchen.

493
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Speaker 2: So we all agreed the rule. We're going to get

494
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Speaker 2: no external help. My daughters they like to bait. They

495
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 2: can bait. They're doing it four years. My eldest daughter

496
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Speaker 2: is very good baker, and she made it down to

497
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Speaker 2: the final heats to be on the BBC's big show

498
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Speaker 2: for kids, The Great British Bacoff. She almost into tense,

499
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Speaker 2: so she's high level. So I was just sort of

500
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Speaker 2: just as a sounding board, just sort of asking them

501
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 2: some questions yesterday evening. And I don't know whether you

502
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: grew up with sisters. Those two argue about anything and everything.

503
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Speaker 2: I didn't realize i'd start getting into a huge argument

504
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Speaker 2: with them, not involving me, just them. So I'll cut

505
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Speaker 2: it into cylinders with the top rocket stands.

506
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Speaker 1: Probably don't bother.

507
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Speaker 2: The reason why it's put together is because it's got

508
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Speaker 2: these stab things that you shove it on.

509
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Speaker 1: Stand up that just fall down.

510
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Speaker 3: That's like it's staple also.

511
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Speaker 2: But you're triggering me right now. I needed to stop.

512
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Speaker 2: This is before I even got anywhere near the cakes.

513
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 2: Then I didn't know what about icing sugar and that

514
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 2: stuff you smear down the side of cakes. Or what's

515
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 2: on top of the cakes?

516
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Speaker 1: Tell me this?

517
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Speaker 2: What is this stuff? Smeared down the side?

518
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Speaker 1: What is that?

519
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 12: It's I cream?

520
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 5: Icing?

521
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Speaker 2: How do I make it icing? Given how to make icing?

522
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Speaker 5: But that's what I'm saying.

523
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,719
Speaker 12: Butter and sugar.

524
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Speaker 3: It's power to sugar.

525
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Speaker 1: It's nice MI.

526
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Speaker 4: Pay sugar and something start sugar.

527
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Speaker 3: Girls.

528
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Speaker 2: Please, I'm struggling. Have you ever heard me like that? Girls? Please?

529
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Speaker 2: I'm not even doing it for the show and doing

530
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Speaker 2: it for my girls. Please, I'm struggling.

531
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Speaker 3: How do you understand them when they talk over like that?

532
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Speaker 2: Jack, Welcome to my life with teenage daughters. Why do

533
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 2: you think I'm always triggered all the time? This is

534
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 2: what I go back to. This is a spar for

535
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 2: me coming doing this. This is easy that that's just

536
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,679
Speaker 2: about icing. That's what I imagine what they're like when

537
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: it's about some what they really care about?

538
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 3: Do they ever wait for each other to talk? Always

539
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 3: met my wife.

540
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: She doesn't operate like that. It's not trying to speak

541
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Speaker 2: at a revolving door. It's really nervy trying to get

542
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: a gap to go into it and go alne and

543
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 2: see the videos of how we all got on as well,

544
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 2: find out how Jack and pats got on. Yessay, there's

545
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Speaker 2: a great big hole in the middle of my cake.

546
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Speaker 2: That's what's happened. Basically, the rocket is turning into a volcano.

547
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

548
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Speaker 2: So tomorrow morning, this time tomorrow morning is when the

549
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Speaker 2: three cakes and I'm using it in italic's cakes. I'm

550
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 2: talking about my own one. I can't speak for jackal Patsy's.

551
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: But cakes rocket slash, rocket that's gone into the center

552
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 2: of volcano and died are going to be judged. Not

553
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: by us. We're taking them to Matt Preston's big new

554
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 2: cooking show starting this weekend that he's doing Plate of Origin.

555
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 2: He might have heard the trails, he might have seen

556
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 2: the trails. Matt Preston is going to be judging our cakes.

557
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 2: And this now isn't just about us, It's about a

558
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Speaker 2: proper food critique, probably one of the most famous ones

559
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Speaker 2: in the country.

560
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Speaker 3: We'll get judged on both the taste but also the presentation,

561
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 3: of course, on how they look.

562
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: Does this make you even more nervous?

563
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: Yes?

564
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean now bright? So yeah, last night, how it

565
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 2: all in the kitchen for me? If you want to

566
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 2: see the videos of me, Jack and Patsy how we're

567
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 2: getting on our separate kitchens. Yes, I am wearing slides

568
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: with socks. You know what, You just think no one's

569
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 2: going to be looking at that. They're more common that

570
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 2: then how bad the cake looks? And someone saying where

571
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 2: do you get your t shirt from? And oh, is

572
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 2: that where you keep your vitamins? And my wife was

573
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 2: horrified you should have tidy stuff away. Have a look

574
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: on Facebook and Instagram. You'll find us there under the

575
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show. That's where you'll find the videos that

576
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: we all separately shot yesterday. So my cake is the

577
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 2: most basic sponge cake from a packet. When I took

578
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 2: it out, I didn't actually supposed to put something in

579
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: the middle of it, so my daughter put to me

580
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: to put a knife in it. When it came out,

581
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 2: it was literally eggy glop. I put it back in,

582
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 2: but it had already sort of clapsed in on itself.

583
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: That's how it is today. I looked at this morning

584
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,360
Speaker 2: and winced because I'm I'm not doing it again. That's

585
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 2: supposed to be cut in half and be a rocket ship.

586
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna smear all that icing sugar stuff that

587
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 2: I'll do later on tonight onto it, and hey, prest up,

588
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 2: we'll see what matsy boy wakes. I've got to build

589
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 2: a cone today, right, I'm a grown up, go I

590
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: got stuff to do. I've gotta build a cone and

591
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: start putting rocket thrusters down the side of it as well.

592
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you haven't even reached structural problems yet, which

593
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 3: you definitely will with the rocket. But I'm at the

594
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 3: stage you already with the tip truck where I'm reaching

595
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 3: structural problems.

596
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 2: So what's today is how did you get on yesterday?

597
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 3: So I had a lot of trouble buying the ingredients.

598
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 3: I had a lot of trouble just building the shape.

599
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 3: I did buy my sponge cake and then put that

600
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Speaker 3: into shapes. Oh jack, No.

601
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 2: People told me to do that, saying it's a good

602
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: little hack. But I thought that's not fair.

603
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 3: Well I'm not starting again, no way, because it took

604
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Speaker 3: it took me.

605
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Speaker 2: To be honest. If I could have, I would have.

606
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,959
Speaker 2: I was told that he won't be able to make

607
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 2: the cylinder.

608
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 3: Because there's sponges are too thin.

609
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: To make the rocket, it won't hold.

610
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 3: But to make the tip truck.

611
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 2: I think the tip truck is hard enough. Okay, yeah,

612
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 2: that's fine.

613
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 3: Structural issues. I've got a shape that I'm happy with.

614
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 3: But then I left it just on the bench top

615
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 3: overnight and Bianka woke up and said, well, now it's

616
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Speaker 3: going to go all staily. Yeah, we've been covering anything,

617
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 3: so now I'm worried about the taste of mine as well.

618
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 4: That wolf dogs probably had to go.

619
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, snaggletooth, I'd be up there tuck an

620
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 2: inslat going thank you master.

621
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Speaker 3: The other thing is mine's dangerous to eat. The amount

622
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 3: of toothpicks I've got in there holding it all.

623
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: Together, that to watch out if one of those upsets

624
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: one of his crats or something, we could have a

625
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 2: situation perhatsly, how have you got on them with the train?

626
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what.

627
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 2: I think it was his easiest one, isn't it really?

628
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Speaker 4: I don't know, it's pretty big. I was a bit

629
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 4: too relaxed, I think, going into it yesterday thinking oh,

630
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 4: this is all right, it's all straight lines. But then

631
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 4: I had a panic moment last night and actually really

632
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 4: seriously looked at the recipe and I thought, oh, I

633
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 4: think I've underestimated myself a bit. Oh, not myself, but

634
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 4: the project. So I'm sort of starting to panic.

635
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,959
Speaker 2: Well because never underestimates herself. She had caught herself there

636
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: and not myself. No, is that one of your mantras?

637
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: I almost never underestimate?

638
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 3: Are you guys to be honest? Are you reading through

639
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 3: that whole recipe? I just started looking at the pictures.

640
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, I'm starting to go rogue, which

641
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 4: is bad.

642
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: I'm in the wilderness, you know, I'm more jazz when

643
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 2: it comes to in the kitchen. You know, I'm not

644
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: Miles Davis. You've got to know the rules to break

645
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: the rules. Anyway. It all starts tomorrow morning, seven am.

646
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 5: Three Brave radio hosts decided to take on the most

647
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 5: feed baking challenge in Australia.

648
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: This each peak.

649
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: Have a cake off next week.

650
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 5: The Women's Weekly Birthday Cake cookbook.

651
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 3: I think you should do the truckers, can do the train,

652
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: I see, I.

653
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: Think you should do the rockets.

654
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 2: But they soon found out this was no cake walk.

655
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 3: That Okay, I say we.

656
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: Quit, but you card Queen, No, you can't quit, No way,

657
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: are you Queen?

658
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 5: Coming Friday Morning with Bacial guest judge Matt Preston with this,

659
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 5: the ovens on fire.

660
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: Will take the cas Oh, my god, the sponge it

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Speaker 1: might come out. Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Late your emails. You can email the show whenever you want,

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Speaker 2: whatever suits you and whatever you've heard on the show.

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Speaker 2: Christian and Color of weeks ago, you were talking about

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Speaker 2: terrible losses. We were we were talking about the Adelaide

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Speaker 2: Crows and would they go in the entire season not

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Speaker 2: winning a single game. Christian's reminded me of a soccer

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Speaker 2: team I used to play for when I was fifteen.

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Speaker 2: We used to lose every week and it was it

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Speaker 2: was tough because my dad was the manager. Next week

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Speaker 2: on the show, right, we're doing stories about Dad's, his

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Speaker 2: dad's county, down to Father's Day, which is a week

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Speaker 2: this Sunday, a week the Sunday Father's Day to start

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Speaker 2: ordering stuff online. We're doing it with Bingley Big prizes

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Speaker 2: every single day, and we're doing phone ins every single

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Speaker 2: day next week dedicated to all things to do with dads.

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Speaker 2: My dad was the manager, as anyone who played in

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Speaker 2: the team on this It's a nightmare to begin with,

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Speaker 2: isn't it so anyway, Christiana who played for Tea when

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Speaker 2: I was fifteen soccer team losing every week. My dad

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Speaker 2: was the manager. We had to play a team called

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Speaker 2: the Tarro Panthers, who were quite an aggressive bunch of lads,

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Speaker 2: and we only had eight players, so we hatched to

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Speaker 2: plan so with the rules. My dad had found out

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Speaker 2: that a team cannot play with seven or less players.

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Speaker 2: So my dad told one of our players to fake

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Speaker 2: an injury so we could get the game postponed. What

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Speaker 2: level of commitment?

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Speaker 3: What again?

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Speaker 2: We need more stories like this? My dad was the

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Speaker 2: coach next week. During the game, we didn't actually play

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Speaker 2: too bad. We were losing four in a half time,

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't as bad as we thought would be.

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Speaker 2: Second half was completely different. Even their goalkeeper scored a goal.

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Speaker 2: Our player then fell over at the pre arranged sign

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Speaker 2: from my dad. My dad's hand signal was just throw

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Speaker 2: himself to the ground. The referee had no choice but

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Speaker 2: the call the game off with the now score twenty

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Speaker 2: three nil. We were losing twenty three nil and my

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Speaker 2: dad pretending he didn't know this was a rule and

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Speaker 2: pretend to be so frustrated that the game was being

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Speaker 2: forfeited back in the changing room. My dad starts high

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Speaker 2: fiving everyone, laughing a joke about it. Because we were

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Speaker 2: in really small basic change ones. The other team could

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Speaker 2: hear us and tried to break the door down the

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Speaker 2: other coach to beat my dad up. My dad actually

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Speaker 2: go and attend a board meeting on the Monday after

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Speaker 2: the weekend of this and was suspended from the league. Chris,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much for your email. Start to get

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Speaker 2: these stories in about dads. Anything to do with dad's

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Speaker 2: is open season all next week on the show. Chris,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much for that. The email address, as

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Speaker 2: always for your awesome stories. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 2: com dot au Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show with us

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Speaker 2: in the studio is Shane Crawford. Hey listen, Crawford, feel bad.

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Speaker 2: You know what You've been coming on the show for

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Speaker 2: a while now, you're one of us. I am yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I see how they do it with like big

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Speaker 2: stuff everyone. Yeah. And I see how on TV when

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Speaker 2: they have the big star former player pundits, they've got

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Speaker 2: like production and they get you know, some of their

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Speaker 2: best punditry and the calls of the game. I think

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Speaker 2: we need that for Crawf we've actually let them down.

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Speaker 2: So I've spent a lot of time this week going

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Speaker 2: through some of the calls that you've done over the

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Speaker 2: almost two years on the show and put this together,

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Speaker 2: have this list. You should be really proud mate.

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Speaker 6: I'm not someone who just sits down and watches every

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Speaker 6: game of football because I've got a bit of things.

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Speaker 2: And who you think when who's got ar?

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Speaker 7: Do we care?

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Speaker 2: Shane World shamee? Well, excell I Smith, I.

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Speaker 6: Don't watch all sleep but no I saw it a

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Speaker 6: little bit, so I'm be a football expert, is it?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that's how it should be.

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Speaker 2: Though you don't want to watch too much footy, just

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Speaker 2: tod I say a little bit. It's great. We take

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Speaker 2: a little bit. It's great.

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Speaker 13: It clouds your mind.

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Speaker 2: Brought you boys watch it? Sometimes you's sit in the background.

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Speaker 13: Well no they don't even like it or something. The

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Speaker 13: oldest one likes it. Hey, I'm loving you having a

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Speaker 13: k competition. That is awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to talk to you about that a minute.

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Speaker 2: But before that, though, everyone is wanting to find out

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Speaker 2: where fine is gilget announced? Where's the Grand Final going

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Speaker 2: to be? It's obviously not here, but where will it be.

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Speaker 13: I've got no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 3: No, no, for us, it's going to be five minutes.

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Speaker 6: But I can tell you right now Queensland are clear favorites.

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Speaker 6: New South Wales are pitching today, Queensland have Picteduur in

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Speaker 6: the week. Westn Australia picture in the week. South Australia

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Speaker 6: pitch during the week. So it's decision time. From the

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Speaker 6: AFL point of view, Queensland is still the front runner

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Speaker 6: and Queensland have thrown in a night Grand Final because

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Speaker 6: it's going to be cox played here, so the Victorian

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Speaker 6: government doesn't want it to clash with a big event

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Speaker 6: in Victoria, and they're still very much in or the

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Speaker 6: decision maker with the AFL on this and then on

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Speaker 6: top of that, Brisbane with their pitch have said what

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Speaker 6: we can do is we'll put on a great spectacle.

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Speaker 6: We'll get in as many fans as we possibly can,

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Speaker 6: keeping it safe. However, we will throw in a Super

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Speaker 6: Bowl theme at halftime and pre game just to give

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Speaker 6: it a wow factor, a bit of a sizzle factor.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean great inn of the ambition, but

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Speaker 2: in the reality is, as you know, from when it's

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Speaker 2: been at the mcg you can have a killers to

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Speaker 2: an amazing performance and then you can also have a

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Speaker 2: meat loaf.

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Speaker 6: But this is the Gabba, this is going to be night,

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Speaker 6: so all of a sudden it's different, you know, under

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Speaker 6: light it's not.

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Speaker 2: Not getting the Stones coming the halftime.

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Speaker 3: Is Beyonce Marine five Stones to who You've got to

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Speaker 3: get somebody who Daryl briefly.

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Speaker 13: Amazing with the horses, brings some horses out cox his.

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Speaker 2: Plate doing that. I mean, that's that's is one solid

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Speaker 2: booking of the year. It's not forfeiting that.

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Speaker 6: I wonder if he could get up there and quarantine

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Speaker 6: in time for the night Grand Final.

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Speaker 13: But that's what's going to happen. So they've they've put

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Speaker 13: a pitch in that's still going to have to do well.

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Speaker 6: I'd just love to know who they've thrown up, because

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Speaker 6: obviously they've already they've already met and agreed on bringing

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Speaker 6: someone in to perform on that night. Obviously a headline act,

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Speaker 6: someone who's going to give it that real well factor,

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Speaker 6: and I like it. I think a night Grand Final

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Speaker 6: a super Bowl theme. You know, because a lot of

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Speaker 6: people complain about the halftime entertainment during a Grand Final.

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Speaker 6: And the AFL always say it's about.

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Speaker 2: To know that the kids, none of the odds kicks

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Speaker 2: or any of that.

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Speaker 13: Get rid of the kids. We don't need kids involved

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Speaker 13: in a Grand Final.

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Speaker 2: So if you were Gil, would you go for the

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Speaker 2: Queensland offer?

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Speaker 13: I would go Queensland.

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Speaker 6: I'd go because you know they've done a great job

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Speaker 6: in keeping the game going all year. I just think,

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Speaker 6: don't move the teams around too much. Most of them

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Speaker 6: are based, they're keepers.

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Speaker 2: Some of them are staying in the harbor as well.

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Speaker 2: You know it's working out for some of them.

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Speaker 6: Well that's right, they're thrown in the Brownlow Medal, But

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Speaker 6: who really cares about the Brownlow Medal as an event.

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Speaker 6: I don't think that you could put much of an

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Speaker 6: event on because you're allowed to have us with you to.

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Speaker 2: Just honor that whole thing that you were lucky enough

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Speaker 2: to get, isn't it you know? And all the great players, Well.

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Speaker 13: That's when it mattered back in those stars.

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Speaker 6: These days players can run around and they don't deserve it,

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Speaker 6: but they get it anyway. He's on fire, but no,

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Speaker 6: So the Gold Coast will host the Brownlow Middle if

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Speaker 6: they can if Queensland can get it across the line

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Speaker 6: and then obviously the gab.

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Speaker 2: You like your music. If you could hire any international artists,

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Speaker 2: who would Shane Crawford.

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Speaker 6: By debate their friends of mine from Finley, Oh Black balamb,

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Speaker 6: get some firecrackers going, you know, some Peggy bangers.

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Speaker 2: You know, bag bang bang, yeah, and that make it

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Speaker 2: really like the super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: The Christian o'connells show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Freaking News. Gil has just confirmed that Joe Dolce

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Speaker 2: is going to be doing that half time Super Bowl show.

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Speaker 2: Shut up your face. I'm happy with that.

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Speaker 12: You know.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, if you're going to put something

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Speaker 6: together from a Super Bowl performance style and AFL Grand Final,

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Speaker 6: your listeners would dominate with suggestions. They would knock it

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Speaker 6: out of the park. They would actually help the a

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Speaker 6: f L. The a FL wouldn't have to put a

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Speaker 6: talent scout like myself to go out some amazing talent

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Speaker 6: to perform. And do you know what that I think

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Speaker 6: that was the only missing thing. And I know they

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Speaker 6: say it's the odds kickers, it's great for the kids

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Speaker 6: to get out in the Grand Final.

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Speaker 3: No it's not.

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Speaker 13: This is about used to be an ambassador for os kick.

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Speaker 12: This is.

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Speaker 2: If you buy. When he leaves here, he's going to

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Speaker 2: torch us a.

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Speaker 13: Fel footy on the world stage.

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Speaker 6: So people are watching a fl footy for the first

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Speaker 6: time in a Grand final or on Grand Final day

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Speaker 6: and they go, oh, this is a unique sport. And

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Speaker 6: then at halftime we give them no performance. We need

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Speaker 6: a performance like we we do. We need something.

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Speaker 2: So what they now?

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Speaker 13: Fire crackers?

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Speaker 2: What is your session with fire It's fireworks crackers, the

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Speaker 2: ones you get under the counter, you know, the illegal

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Speaker 2: ones from China made him.

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Speaker 13: We have and fish wick in Canberra.

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Speaker 6: That's what to Yeah, all the politicians after dark you

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00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 6: go out and lights and firecrackers.

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Speaker 2: All right, now that's my voice. I was going on

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Speaker 2: labeling politicians. I didn't understand. I didn't know this, but

859
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 2: you wanted to be You had aspirations before he became

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Speaker 2: a footy player, maybe being a chef. We're doing Bakoff

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Speaker 2: this week.

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Speaker 13: It's a true story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: My uncle worked at the Tokenmo Bowling Club which is

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Speaker 6: in New South Wales and we used to have like

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Speaker 6: four hundred people from Victoria come every day to the

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Speaker 6: bowling club because that's where the pokes were and there

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Speaker 6: was no Pokeys in Victoria, so we'd have bus loads

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Speaker 6: of people and I used to help out there. So

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Speaker 6: I did work experience at the bowling club. And all

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Speaker 6: I was doing, like I had great dreams of Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I think, I think this is what I'd like to do,

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Speaker 6: And all I was doing was peeling carrots, peeling potatoes.

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Speaker 13: Washing the dishes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, not for me.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to cook things so much so that I

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Speaker 6: actually got that. He had this washing machine, but it

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Speaker 6: was a potato pillar so you could put three four

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Speaker 6: hundred potatoes in.

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00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 13: Shut the lid.

881
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: It was actually washing machine.

882
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 13: Well I don't know who invented it, but it was

883
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 13: pretty cool.

884
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 6: You shut the lid, there's spins of potatoes and pels

885
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 6: them all within thirty seconds. Anyway, I broke it and

886
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 6: apparently it was about six thousand dollars. We're talking twenty

887
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 6: years ago.

888
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 2: How did you break it? Do you put too many

889
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 2: spots in?

890
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 13: I think I did?

891
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, I overspunded it, but yeah, I loved cooking. I

892
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 6: always cooked for Mum. I always made her muff and

893
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 6: serial le cakes. I absolutely loved cooking, especially when I

894
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 6: was thirteen fourteen fifteen and had real baker great desire

895
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 6: to be a chef and to showcase what I could produce.

896
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 6: And then I realized that it takes a lot of work.

897
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 6: You've got to go and buy the food, got to

898
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 6: clean the food, you've got to prepare it, and you

899
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 6: don't even get to eat it.

900
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: And I said, not for me.

901
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 6: I'm going to play football and work on gold ef

902
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 6: M and I'm going to be the football expert.

903
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 2: And one day you're going to do that. And I

904
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 2: hope you get there without you. In the meantime, right,

905
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: who's playing this week? In a week's time now, just

906
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 2: over week, so we're going to be doing Who's calling Christian?

907
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 13: Okay, I know I disappointed you last year.

908
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 2: Before we get there, let's just play back some stake

909
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 2: because there was one name that kept being dropped by

910
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 2: you in the build up this time last year. I'm

911
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 2: going to ask you out us here by showing someone

912
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: to see it. Disappointed is the world. Let's play this back.

913
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 6: No, Well, I have I have put a call in

914
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 6: to try and track David Beckam. I've actually had contact

915
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 6: with mister Beckham over the last You're not the first

916
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 6: person to say that, but let's leave that from fair. Okay,

917
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 6: I've had contact, so there is some kind of connection.

918
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

919
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 6: I spent two days with him in November or October

920
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 6: last year. There is a connection there that we might

921
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 6: be able to amaze.

922
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 2: Not promising, but you've got two weeks.

923
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 13: I've already tried to in some way, which would be awesome.

924
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: We never got a call from David Beckham.

925
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, but do you know what I said, I'm going

926
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 6: to try be in some connection. There wasn't a promise,

927
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 6: and I'm not going to promise again.

928
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: Great, but do you know what can you get? It's here?

929
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: For two weeks we didn't have a single footy player

930
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 2: on last time.

931
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 6: You every why I promise I will get you a

932
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 6: football player? Okay, that's easy?

933
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 13: Can I be this easy?

934
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 2: We didn't have it last year? In ten shows we

935
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 2: kept saying, where's the World of five? That's easy.

936
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 6: I am going to bang down doors and bring you

937
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 6: David Beckham. That's not a promise, No, I'm not. I'm

938
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 6: going to try. Worst case scenario.

939
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 2: Hopefully he listen. Where's your other tiger? Okay? Where's that

940
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 2: brownlow player in you? You didn't go out there thinking

941
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to try. You weren't out there to win?

942
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: Bring us David Beckham. Yeah, not sure.

943
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 13: I want to win at the moment. You've got to

944
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 13: have it in you.

945
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 6: You've got to be ready, going to be passionate. I

946
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 6: don't think I'm that passionate at the moment.

947
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: If you get David Beckham, he can win twenty thousand

948
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: dollars for the charity of his choice. Actually, if he

949
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 2: gets David Beckham on do we give it? You give

950
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 2: me or do you know what?

951
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 13: The passion's just going on. I've just got a little.

952
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 12: Back.

953
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 13: I will do my very best.

954
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 6: I feel like I like you down last year because

955
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 6: I love the show and I love what you guys do,

956
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 6: and I need to contribute. I need to give you

957
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 6: some footballers and I need to give you David Beckham.

958
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 13: Goodness, gurgeous good Man.

959
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 2: All right, thanks, well your push, Yes, yes, I can't,

960
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: Okay you can. We've got to go. Thanks for coming in, mate.

961
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: Christ Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

962
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 2: Tomorrow morning, seven am.

963
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 11: Christi'connell. But great Australian.

964
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: Jake off like give me Kate, give me Kate now,

965
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: I can give no clear indication of just how seriously

966
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 2: we're taking this and how worried we are, how tough

967
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 2: it is. Then this show started individually. We didn't agree

968
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: on this, and this noticed that yesterday we all decided

969
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 2: to get making the cakes yesterday. Don't need to bring

970
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: them in until tomorrow's breakfast show. I had plans to

971
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 2: do it tonight, and then I just heard all the

972
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: horror stories from all of you. We're doing a cake

973
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 2: each from the Classic Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake book,

974
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 2: and all of heard all week are horror stories. I'm

975
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: doing the rocket. Jack's lovely mum Jill called him Monday

976
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: and said that's the one that broke one am in

977
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 2: the morning. They were like, no more, no more, your

978
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: dad got involved in just a little buyer cake in

979
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 2: the morning. Jack's doing the tip truck, which this looks

980
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: an impossible feat of engineering. Patsy's doing the front cover.

981
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: Really the classic train. Yes, so you're doing all the carriages.

982
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 2: It's like four carriages.

983
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 4: Maybe it's dropped off a few on the way. It's

984
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 4: an express train.

985
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 2: It's okay, So tomorrow morning this is going to be

986
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 2: judged live on the show at seven. Now we've got

987
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: Matt Preston as well, Who's back on TV with the

988
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: Chef Judges this weekend for Plate of Origin. He's going

989
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 2: to be the big judge. The stakes are high. Yesterday,

990
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 2: we'll be just doing the basic bit of making the cake,

991
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 2: making the shape it up. Yeah, I'm still not too

992
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 2: sure how do I make the ice and sugar later

993
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,240
Speaker 2: on today, But I'll get to that later on today.

994
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: So we had a we had a we had an understanding,

995
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: didn't we I thought we did. Yeah, okay, So I

996
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 2: just want to just play this back so that we

997
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 2: all agreed a contract, really one golden rule.

998
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: And we all agree no outside help. We've got to

999
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: do it one hundred percent on our own.

1000
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 2: I promise you I had no help. If you see

1001
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: the videos I did on my Instagram feed yesterday, you're

1002
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: here the laughing teenagers behind the camera, and.

1003
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 3: Your teenage girls are great at baking. So I think

1004
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 3: it was fair and we definitely all agreed we wouldn't

1005
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 3: get any outside help. We do it one hundred percent ourselves.

1006
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: That's just, you know, and it's sad when an anonymous

1007
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: team member, anonymous anonymous can't rem my sources. Jack came

1008
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 2: to me earlier, Hey, actually texted me at five thirty

1009
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 2: am before we got into the car to say Patsy's

1010
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: daughter Aloradi houped up with the cake yesterday. Let's playback

1011
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 2: exhibit A Jack smoking.

1012
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: Gum, sucking and fluffy.

1013
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 4: It is, But that has to look like that in

1014
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 4: twenty four hours, like a lot of work.

1015
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

1016
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 4: And that's like, OMG, a nine year old barely nine,

1017
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 4: Jack holding the Beatles as outside.

1018
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 3: The video you put on Instagram clearly shows already mixing

1019
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 3: the batter. Actually, you're you're not even really doing.

1020
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: Anything show here.

1021
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 3: The evidence is that Aldi's doing one hundred percent of

1022
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 3: the cake.

1023
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 2: Come off really weird. Read Patsy, no outside help another

1024
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 2: set of hands, be they nine year old hands? There's

1025
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 2: still hands?

1026
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 4: No, no, no, all she did Jack and Christian hold

1027
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 4: in feeder, the mixer thing. That's all she did. I

1028
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 4: swear the love God witnessed.

1029
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 3: It sounds like she's very involved.

1030
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I just heard you saying, oh, we've got

1031
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: to do this. You know, we don't know if there's

1032
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: going to be more help tonight, Patty. I'll film it.

1033
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 4: I'll film decorating it.

1034
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: Easy to start filming stuff after the event. Isn't it

1035
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 2: faking it decorated? It hat part everyone knows is actually

1036
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: making the cake mix. No, it's not.

1037
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 4: It's a cake mix.

1038
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 2: When I speak to Matxie tomorrow, oh mate, he's gonna

1039
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: if I said to him, what's the topest part of

1040
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: making a cat and go pouring that stuff out the

1041
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: packet and then chucking eggs to it mix, It's really hard.

1042
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: Pretty much what Matt Preston will do is scrape off

1043
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 3: all the icing, sugar and the decoration. He goes, just

1044
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 3: look at them.

1045
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: Doesn't Otherwise, no point sending my rocket slash volcano with

1046
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 2: a great scarred enemy of it, which is all I've

1047
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 2: got Right now? Where are we team? There's no honesty.

1048
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: My question is is Pat's disqualified?

1049
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 9: And is it just?

1050
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 4: Is it just the too with my double THUMBSU, you

1051
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 4: can't chuck me out of the competition.

1052
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 2: But look, it's like Lance Armstrong saying you can't shut

1053
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 2: me out. It's my idea to have a cycling race

1054
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 2: upper heel. If he's a cheat, he's thrown out of it. Okay,

1055
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 2: you know, Pats, you can't. I'm not saying I wanted

1056
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 2: to qualify you. That's not coming from me. Emotions are

1057
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: running high on the great cake off. We all know that.

1058
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 2: But how do you feel about starting again?

1059
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 4: Excuse me?

1060
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's right if you start again.

1061
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 2: If it was me, the one thing I won't have

1062
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 2: is allegations about me. I want to clear my name.

1063
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 2: I would start again. But that's that's me.

1064
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 4: I'm fine, fine, if that's the way you want to

1065
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 4: play it, I'll start again.

1066
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 3: It's just a battered cake.

1067
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: It's playing it. I just want to play it. I

1068
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 2: thought we're in spirit of fun and I just don't

1069
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 2: want to play it.

1070
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 3: And this is how they did four lansan strong. They said,

1071
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 3: all right, don't take the drugs this time, and shows

1072
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 3: you can really ride back, and I'll get.

1073
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: Back on that little bike and go up the hill

1074
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 2: again for four weeks.

1075
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 3: It's all right.

1076
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 4: I don't get another dozen eggs or that is fine,

1077
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 4: but I'll be leaving a bit earlier today because it

1078
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 4: needs to go before I decorate.

1079
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Well, you leave right on nine weeks, you leave at

1080
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 2: nine anyway where we're still sort of stuff out.

1081
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 3: I mean, don't you get to pack up right now?

1082
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 2: Jack? If you can't leave a show because you've got

1083
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 2: to go and make a cake. Take like twenty hours

1084
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 2: to make a cake. You know it might for this

1085
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: unless you don't know what you're doing and you got

1086
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 2: your nine year old kid to do it all yesterday.

1087
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 9: You know what.

1088
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: Al Right, I will.

1089
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 4: She'll be remote learning today so she can't help me anyway.

1090
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 4: The love God will be locked up.

1091
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: Honestly, I thought that was Friday Night's treat in the

1092
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 2: old Love Cave.

1093
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 12: Alright, I'll start from scratch.

1094
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 2: That's fine. Tops like misery round there is. This is

1095
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 2: too harsh. I don't pantcy being ups it.

1096
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 3: No, I'm not upset.

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Speaker 4: I'll make the look it's just a cake. They're still

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Speaker 4: in the teens.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, okay, tell you what, Tell you what. The

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Speaker 2: fairest people on this show, they're not They're not the

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00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,479
Speaker 2: three of us. It's the people that listen to the show.

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Speaker 2: Let's take a couple of calls.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 2: If people think that, actually, you shouldn't have cheating and

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Speaker 2: a fun thing like this, it's a horrible thing. So

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Speaker 2: it's a bad example to children that look up to

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Speaker 2: the nees reader on the show. That's not me talking.

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Speaker 2: I'm playing the role of a listener here that likes

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Speaker 2: the show, A p one listener as a boss always

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Speaker 2: calls them. I'm a p one right now, horrified that

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Speaker 2: my hero on the show, the one I looked to

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Speaker 2: is a beacon of hope and dignity. Patsy, you know,

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Speaker 2: has cheating, and.

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Speaker 3: You're looking up at the poster on your wall of Patty.

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00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 3: You're thinking, should I even keep that up there?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 3: Should I haven't keep that up there?

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Speaker 2: Who is Patchy? I don't know who she is right now?

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Speaker 2: So cooling? Now? Should Patsy start again like you know,

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Speaker 2: and have no help like Jack and I? Or should

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00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 2: we just carry on what's the fairest thing to do here?

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Speaker 2: Or should we just let cheats prosper?

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Speaker 4: Can you honestly say, Jack, can you honestly say that

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Speaker 4: Bianca didn't help you last night?

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Speaker 3: I can honestly say didn't.

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Speaker 2: I trust him on that. I don't trust him on

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Speaker 2: pushing everything else. I trust him on that.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Since we started this idea, it's been surrounded in turmoil.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show at six AM, I offered money

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00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 2: to Jack and pats individually to try and quit the

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Speaker 2: whole competition, provide even more any ingredients when anywhere near

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Speaker 2: a kitchen, just the idea of it and just seeing

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Speaker 2: the bear. You can't even call it a recipe in

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Speaker 2: that Women's Weekly Cake book, I wanted out, but we

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Speaker 2: started baking last night. But there is scanned all this

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Speaker 2: morning in this.

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Speaker 11: Christian O'Connell, great Australian check.

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Speaker 3: Off, like give me Kate, Give me Kate.

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00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 2: Now we agree one gold to rull no outside out

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Speaker 2: we wor they sarl bakers. This morning Jack comes in

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Speaker 2: with an allegation at Patsy received help from a nine

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Speaker 2: year old daughter in preparing the cake. Help us help

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Speaker 2: his help.

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00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 3: So arrogant that she put it on her own Instagram.

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00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, that's why Lonce Armstrong was happy

1147
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Speaker 2: to be on TV or a rather world.

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Speaker 3: How defiant was he that he wasn't doing drugs every

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Speaker 3: race he won?

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Speaker 2: What should we race again?

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Speaker 4: And when you bought your sponge? I believe you just said, Jack, Yes,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Can we just point this out?

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Speaker 4: Where did you source your cake from? Jack?

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Speaker 2: I mean you brought a sponge.

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Speaker 3: I'm already seeing ahead. What all the text messages.

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Speaker 2: We've asked for some advice here to is Patsy having

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00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 2: to start again? What's the fair thing here? Fi Ower,

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Speaker 2: good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 12: I am absolutely outraged. If Patsy has to start again,

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00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 12: so does Jack. Jack is the first cheater because he

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Speaker 12: bought his cake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I.

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Speaker 12: I I work in a bakery. I know how many

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Speaker 12: hands have made that cake that Jack bought.

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Speaker 3: I thought they just came up. It was like a

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Speaker 3: machine just came off a production line.

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Speaker 12: It's the same rous who puts the things, who puts

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Speaker 12: the ingredients in the machine. How many hands put the

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Speaker 12: ingredients in the machine. How many hands in the in

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Speaker 12: the in the cake.

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Speaker 2: Pet sounds like someone's mum's turned their little bye off.

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Speaker 2: It's outrage right, I know, I hadn't thought about that.

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Speaker 2: You're quite right sometimes that she chairs the first one

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Speaker 2: to point the finger.

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Speaker 12: Yes, fat from him and Patsy. Good on you for

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Speaker 12: letting your daughter help. It's part of it.

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Speaker 2: Two kids. They could have saved me that mess I've made.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know this was all fine.

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Speaker 12: No, Patsy's daughter needs to be taught, and it's a

1181
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 12: good homeschooling lesson for her.

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Speaker 2: You're quite right, Fiona, thank you very much for his

1183
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 2: strong opinions this morning. Take care, Fiona, stay safe, Thank you, bye,

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Speaker 2: keep on baking, my friend, Claire.

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Speaker 1: Good morning fair.

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Speaker 3: Jack's just Jack's threatened by Pats?

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Speaker 1: Is what?

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00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 2: Why is it?

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Speaker 3: Just me as well? Christian's part of this.

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00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 12: Started it though we know who started it.

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Speaker 3: I just give All I do in this role is

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Speaker 3: give information to.

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Speaker 2: The main Yeah, this is unbelievable, Jack past.

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00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 3: The only time I stir the part is when I'm

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Speaker 3: at home making icing for.

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Speaker 9: My k.

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Speaker 5: You didn't make.

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Speaker 2: Basically, you're going to decorate a print brought cake, can't

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Speaker 2: you know?

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Speaker 3: Hey, do you know how hard it is to fashion

1201
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:35,919
Speaker 3: the thing I bought?

1202
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: You're quite right, it's shocking what's going on here? Johnny boy, John,

1203
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 2: that's that's to stay.

1204
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 7: And Jack's got to be disqualified.

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Speaker 2: Tracks cut corners off now, Sean, good morning.

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00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 7: Jack goes, Pat says Jacks.

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00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 3: Let's call every disqualification off. We're all in.

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00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: You were demanding that she's she has to start again

1209
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 2: now when we realize actually you've cheated far more.

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00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 3: There was never a rule said on the show go

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Speaker 3: through the audio, dig through as much as you can

1212
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,959
Speaker 3: that said you can't use a pre.

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00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 2: Bought cake, that is true, but it's cheating.

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Speaker 3: There is no way I'm starting again. If you guys

1215
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 3: discribed tell you what I do, I tell you what

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Speaker 3: I'm going to do.

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00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to leave this to your own morals. Oh well, great,

1218
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: then we'll carry on. We carry on.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's back on Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Just hearing in your news about Mark Chapman, possibly two

1221
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 2: or three years been up for parole and being released.

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00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 2: You still can't believe, you know, the most famous band

1223
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: in the world, the Beatles. There isn't even an equal

1224
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 2: comparison of any of the boy bands in terms of

1225
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: a band that literally reinvented everything to do with rock

1226
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 2: and roll. How it sounded, how it looked, how it

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00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 2: was recorded, we listened to.

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Speaker 3: In the station. Wouldn't be if it wasn't for the Beatles.

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00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 2: And now one of them is assassinated is by a

1230
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: crazy superman. You can't believe that John Lennon died that way.

1231
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 2: You know, it's still an amazing, sad, sad footnote for

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00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 2: the Beatles, isn't it. And even hearing the name Mark Chapman,

1233
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 2: our generations still know that person. Even thinking Mark Chaplin's

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00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 2: still life. He's still how many using forty years.

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Speaker 3: Will be forty years? And he said he's been to

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00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: parole eleven times. Like you killed one of the biggest

1237
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 3: icons in history. It doesn't surprise me that you just

1238
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 3: going in time time again. You're going back to prison.

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00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 2: It's incredible. All right, today's at work time waste. Then

1240
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 2: we talk about great music. Then we got another hundred

1241
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars voucher from Discrepancy Records over seventy thousand

1242
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: LPs online today would looking for your animal celebrities. Produce

1243
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 2: Rio has given me a cup of love. Amazing animal

1244
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 2: facts guaranteed to make you say wow, according to Ripley's

1245
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 2: Believe It or Not?

1246
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 3: Okay, can then can I throw one on the back?

1247
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 3: I bet I've got one to tell.

1248
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 2: I genuinely learn, Yes, genuinely love animal facts. The fingerprints

1249
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 2: of koalas are so indistinguishable from humans that police in

1250
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 2: Australia fear that criminal investigations have been hampered by koala Prince.

1251
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 3: That's pretty good actually, so if JFK had.

1252
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 2: Been shot here, they would have said listened to killers

1253
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 2: either Lee Harvey Arsworld or Ken the Koala Winky Bill

1254
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 2: nearly three percent of the ice in the Antarctic glaciers

1255
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 2: is penguin urine. That's not necessarily yet. A snail can

1256
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 2: sleep for three years. None of these amadze say wow, yeah,

1257
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 2: all right, get this the koala one I do like though, Yeah,

1258
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,879
Speaker 2: go on, what you read this animal fact?

1259
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 3: A squirrel can survive a hit from terminal velocity, So

1260
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 3: a squirrel could essentially jump from any height and survive

1261
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 3: the landing.

1262
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 2: That now that is a wow to say we from

1263
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 2: space rocket, space rocket, space rocket, they're a bount to

1264
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 2: land on the moon. Who was that guy, Felix, the

1265
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 2: guy who jumps from space essentially Felix Baugan, I think

1266
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 2: it was.

1267
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 3: They could throw a squirrel off with him no parachute.

1268
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 2: And squirreler be fine. Stundon bounces off. Now that is

1269
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: a wow. That is a wow. Tomorrow on the show,

1270
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: do we look for amazing animal facts to that, because

1271
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: that is a well all right. Meanwhile, back on the show,

1272
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 2: we're talking about animal celebrities. I've got Jay Zebra, Silver

1273
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 2: Krill Gates, krill Gate, silber plus Duck Norris, watch out,

1274
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 2: he's deadly. Silvil plus Vin Weazel not Vin diesel Vin

1275
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 2: the Weasel. I bet somewhere in the world someone has

1276
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: a pet of pet weasel called Vin Weazel Shrew.

1277
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 3: Jack's Jackman badly delivered bronze.

1278
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: Sigourney Beaver gold.

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00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1280
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 2: I knew I was holding a gold there. Thank you,

1281
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: Jack Sigourney Beaver, jack Yack for jack back, jack Y

1282
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 2: Gourney Beaver was the best one, all right, Jack? What

1283
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 2: have you got animal celebrities?

1284
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 3: Our friend in the studio today is Shane Crawfish.

1285
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: A bit small to go in the house, but yeah, okay,

1286
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 2: Oh you.

1287
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 3: Want a biggest celebrity? Do you have about Dwayne the

1288
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 3: Kroc Johnson?

1289
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 2: These are all just you know, possible. The bronze is

1290
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 2: you haven't had a great couple of days.

1291
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 3: What about one of your favorite motivational speakers, Pony Robins.

1292
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 2: We're going out. That's silver plus Pony Robins, the motivational

1293
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 2: pony Sam Rock Whale.

1294
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 3: I have had a bad one.

1295
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 2: I think you saw the cheating of the cakes. You know,

1296
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: it's plain havoc on his mind.

1297
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 3: Jonah bard Park, Yeah, that's good.

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00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: That's silver. Okay, all right, I'll tell you who comes

1299
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 2: up ones like this, Hucky.

1300
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: He's a great comedian.

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00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 2: They're good, They're very good. Okay, their hug level.

1302
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1303
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 2: All right, we're looking for your animal celebrities today on

1304
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 2: the Time Waster Park. Please part. There's a lot of

1305
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 2: excitem at the moment about tomorrow being a home for

1306
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 2: amazing animal facts. Already people started texting amongst all the

1307
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 2: time wasters. I didn't know that snail has over fourteen

1308
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 2: thousand teeth.

1309
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 3: I debate that he's counted them all.

1310
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 2: Good question. David li Sloth silver, Hugh Jackelman gold, Al

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Speaker 2: pug Gino silver. There is a pet park called al

1312
00:59:54,560 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 2: Pugchino that Sir Peter Snake, Gillenhall silver plus, Alec Board

1313
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 2: Eaglewin silver plus, Michael, thank you, Stephen Seagull not enough

1314
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 2: for me, bronze, Chris hemsworm gold, mc Hammerhead sharp silver,

1315
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 2: Donald Trump Backwell silver, Rat Benattar silver, Pron Connery gold,

1316
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 2: Daniel that's very good, Prawn Connery, very good. Penguin Stefani

1317
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 2: oh yeah silver plus yeah.

1318
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 6: Uh.

1319
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,479
Speaker 2: Barack Olama, do you remember first year of the show

1320
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 2: and we found out about that the Fitzroy Lama Lama.

1321
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 3: Used to walk up and down Brunswick. Yes, yes, Golden

1322
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 3: Memory of baracka.

1323
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 2: Lama Matt, well done, Clint Eastwoodpecker silver al Pacaccino two

1324
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 2: for al Pacina today.

1325
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 3: Al Pacaccino ol Papuccino is very good.

1326
01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 2: Gold. Geese Witherspoon gold, withers it inspired. Julie take about.

1327
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 2: That's very good. Chinese Heir on her silver plus Kitty

1328
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 2: Perry silver, Dingo Star gold. All right, who's getting the

1329
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars of great vinyl?

1330
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 3: Let's go Julie with Geithe Witherspoon.

1331
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 2: Okay, well down everyone, Well, what a show we come

1332
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 2: back to tomorrow morning. You've heard the allegations of cheating.

1333
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 2: You heard me trying to offer money to Jack and

1334
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 2: Pats to quit yesterday at six am. Tomorrow, guys, bring

1335
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 2: your best cakes. Good luck, say good luck, Yes, good luck.

1336
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to make a prediction now the winner will

1337
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 2: be you Patsy.

1338
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 4: Oh no, too much pressure, No no, no, no.

1339
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 2: I think Patsy is the is the one coming in

1340
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 2: on the inside. Here stout, steady. She's had a lot

1341
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 2: of extra help for the family. Let's not get back

1342
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 2: into that Christian come on, grow up, all right, Tatler.

1343
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 2: Today's show is trying to speak at a revolving door.

1344
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 2: We will see you tomorrow Morning

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01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: Christian Christian, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast