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Speaker 1: This is jem Nation were Jones and I know that

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Speaker 1: you have cats or I'm sorry one cat. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you have had cats in your life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they've had them for Rufus lived to nineteen, which

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Speaker 2: is one hundred and twenty in cat age. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: he did all right, and we've got one left, Fizzle,

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Speaker 2: who's still around, hates me.

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Speaker 1: This is an interesting thing is that cats, I mean,

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Speaker 1: dogs can be quirky and tricksy as well, can't They

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Speaker 1: can be a bit tricky and tricksy. But it seems

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Speaker 1: that cats have this sewn up, the way that cats behave,

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Speaker 1: and yet people still love them. I read a wonderful

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Speaker 1: eulogy for a cat called Daisy Boo Biscuit. So here's

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Speaker 1: how the eulogy went. I saw as a Twitter feed yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Daisy Boo Biscuit today departed for the Great Litter Trey

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Speaker 1: in the Sky. Aged eighteen, Daisy was voted objectively the

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Speaker 1: worst cat in the world three years running. Her hobbies

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Speaker 1: included vomiting and ignoring us. Daisy was adopted with her

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Speaker 1: sister Wellie from the RSPCA. The two of them slept

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Speaker 1: in the shelter, curled around each other to trick potential

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Speaker 1: buys into thinking they are adorable. Once home, they never

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Speaker 1: interacted with each other again.

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Speaker 2: They said let's get together, and people.

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Speaker 1: Go, oh that's and then there's be a hole. Daisy

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Speaker 1: would eat incredibly quickly always, and was sick at least

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Speaker 1: once a day, sometimes several times. Once again, we went

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Speaker 1: to the vet. Was she ill? Was her stomach working?

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Speaker 1: What could we do? The vet described her condition as

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Speaker 1: of a batim quote here a lifestyle choice. So she

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Speaker 1: was known as a vomb cat, was vomiting everywhere. I

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Speaker 1: also forgot to mention she waited till we got COVID

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Speaker 1: and lost our sense of smell, then vombed into the

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Speaker 1: radiator behind the sofa. We only realized later when our

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Speaker 1: sense of smell came back and the wave of radiator warmed.

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Speaker 1: Months Old Bomb struck us, but he ended by saying,

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Speaker 1: having been kitten like a whole life, Daisy suddenly got

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Speaker 1: old very quickly. Her final days were spent on the sofa,

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Speaker 1: being stroked and adored. If there's an afterlife, it will

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Speaker 1: start smelling considerably worse right about now. So long Daisy

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Speaker 1: and the thread, the Twitter feed the thread from this

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Speaker 1: with so many people saying that reminds me of my cat.

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Speaker 1: Terrifying stories of a cat that would just claw friend's

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Speaker 1: hair and terrible, terrible things, but they all ended with

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Speaker 1: I missed my cat every day, So you love them

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Speaker 1: despite them being complete a whole.

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Speaker 2: I cat the ale. I look at the Fizzle cat.

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Speaker 2: It's getting old now, so it's probably about sixteen or seventeen.

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Speaker 2: And it gets up on the lounge. You got this

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Speaker 2: nice leather lounge. You know what those nice leather land

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Speaker 2: you see in hotel receptions.

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Speaker 1: What do they call it? Chesterfield?

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Speaker 2: Chesterfield? That's it. So it gets its claws into the

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Speaker 2: thing and scratching the land. So I went and bought

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Speaker 2: a little stool like a stepping stool.

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Speaker 1: For it that's covered in stuff it can scratch.

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Speaker 2: Plus not so we can climb up onto the lounge

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Speaker 2: without and it won't use the thing, No, but it

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Speaker 2: claus because it likes to get up on the lounge

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Speaker 2: like it's using it to get up on the land.

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Speaker 2: I put the stool thing next to it. I said,

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Speaker 2: come on, your stupid cat, and Ellen's going, oh do

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Speaker 2: be you so mean? Into the cat a reckon this

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Speaker 2: lounge we just bought the lounge and it won't use

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Speaker 2: the little plastic stool thing. It's doing it on purpose.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of stools, that was another thing that this Kirk

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Speaker 1: Daisy did. Stools all over the sofa, just poohed everywhere,

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Speaker 1: vomiting and poohing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ut less, she doesn't pooh everywhere. That's the cat,

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Speaker 2: not my wife.

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Speaker 1: Did you get her something for the sofa as well,