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Speaker 2: Ninety percent of the population want this, and you've oversaw it. No, no,

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Speaker 2: I have, no, I haven't. I say that with one

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Speaker 2: hundred percent confidence. Ninety percent of the population ninety percent,

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Speaker 2: at some stage they want this.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's correct.

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Speaker 2: I know that is after a particular law was passed

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Speaker 1: I had it in a good sell.

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Speaker 2: going Did you say ninety percent?

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Speaker 1: Would I think any people were leaning in when I

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Speaker 1: that was like.

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Speaker 2: Half there and now they're cranking the volume up, going

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Speaker 2: ninety percent.

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Speaker 1: Strue it could be me okay, yeah, all right, well

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Speaker 1: that's happening a little bit, like a bit later on.

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Speaker 1: Would let's talk about the big things we probably won't

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Speaker 1: be covering later on? All right, Susan's a fascinating story

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Speaker 1: out of McDonald's. So they are apparently going to be

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Speaker 1: installing new software into their drive through menus which will

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Speaker 1: push different food options towards people based on algorithms.

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Speaker 4: Mmmm.

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Speaker 2: So like the car they drive.

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Speaker 1: Nice, so that will be taken into consideration.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also if it's really hot, it'll say like, hey, are

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Speaker 1: you after a frozen coke? Genus local trends, so like

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Speaker 1: obviously if people in the area are buying hash Browns,

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Speaker 1: like you know, the last five people bought these, do

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Speaker 2: These maybe they can like have like a bit of

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Speaker 2: a weight belt, so you know, take out the weight

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Speaker 2: of the car and if it's a really heavy car,

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Speaker 2: when you take out the weight of the car, it's like,

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Speaker 2: you know, double quarter pounders, you know, you know, you

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Speaker 2: know algorithms, you know you can do all those concl.

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Speaker 1: Well and well they've actually mentioned here that and this

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Speaker 1: could get really interesting. If you have ordered something in

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Speaker 1: the past, it will recognize your number plate and suggest

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Speaker 1: what you had last time and if you'd like the

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Speaker 1: same thing, isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 2: Amazing? You know, I get a little bit freaked out

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Speaker 2: with ai little bit scary, Yeah, a little bit scary.

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Speaker 2: I imagine that there are also those people in relationships

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Speaker 2: who are absolutely shaking their boots right now for those

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Speaker 2: people that go and get cheeky macs.

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Speaker 1: Right I went into McDonald's with my girlfriend and our guard.

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Speaker 1: It came up with like, would you like your same

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Speaker 2: This one will story from Melbourne. This was pretty scary.

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Speaker 2: This happened this morning. There was a there was a

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Speaker 2: the stress and concern, the reason they thought someone had

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Speaker 2: and he was sitting at the train station doing breathing exercises.

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Speaker 2: It's real audio, obviously a little bit weird.

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Speaker 1: Isn't just breathe into the stop it, stop it.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to sort of like a paint the picture.

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Speaker 1: A little bit. You breathing into a microphone.

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Speaker 2: I found it on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Was strange. Just stop doing that. Stop doing that. That's

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Speaker 2: Isn't that interesting though? That is that? So busker was

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Speaker 1: They shut everything down. So did you get arrested? Was

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Speaker 1: there a moment where he pulled a ukulele out and

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Speaker 2: He got on a train and then they were like this,

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Speaker 2: there's a guy with gun breathing heavily they finally found him,

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Speaker 2: and then we're just like, oh, you just got instruments. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Imagine yeah, did you play a song for them afterwards?

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Speaker 2: I imagine? So I imagine that. I don't know if he

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Speaker 2: held up a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he had a little play.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, a girl was struggling on dating apps, really really struggling.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: She changed one thing and got inundated with requests.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: One just one thing.

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Speaker 2: She changed one thing like pick bio. Okay, specifically speaking,

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Speaker 2: she changed her picture on her online dating profiles. Previously,

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Speaker 2: she'd been going for sexy photos, you know, which I

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Speaker 2: think a lot of people would fall into that. You know,

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Speaker 2: you're trying to get this is my sexiest shot. I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to show my fun starde, you know, like a

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Speaker 6: On my.

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Speaker 2: You chose my photo for me, and you went, Yes,

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Speaker 2: you went with a relatively sexy one. She changed hers

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Speaker 2: I'll show you, but I'll describe it for everyone. She

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Speaker 2: changed her display picture to her face planting. It's really

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Speaker 2: good face planting. While trying to snowboard down a sand dune.

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Speaker 1: Or june board. I think it is what the kids

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Speaker 1: called sorry.

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Speaker 2: So she's that. That is now her profile picture. An

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Speaker 2: epic face plant while she's june boarding.

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Speaker 1: It's an when he's an epic.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's such a good action.

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Speaker 1: Is in the dirt. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, she wrote this article about it, and she is

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Speaker 2: now of the belief that if you showcase your biggest

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Speaker 2: failure to potential partners, this shows that you have a

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Speaker 2: sense of humor and it works really well. Y. She

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Speaker 2: shown that. You know, this shows you're really funny. Let's

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Speaker 2: I thought, right now, wilbur Our numbers thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: showcase their biggest failure right just so we can have

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Speaker 2: a laugh about it. By showcasing your biggest failure on air,

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Speaker 2: it shows you got a sense of humor. I'll do

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Speaker 2: it right now. I'm single time to showcase my biggest failure.

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Speaker 2: A number of years ago, I was once trying my

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Speaker 2: hand at stand up comedy. I delivered a punchline to

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Speaker 2: a joke which I thought was an absolute ten out

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Speaker 2: room that I said the punchline in was so quiet

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Speaker 2: that I could hear the toilet flush in the venue.

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Speaker 1: That was me, Actually, I just ducked out and take it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, appreciate that. And the most demoralizing thing about it

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Speaker 2: as well, was like the crowd heard the toilet flush

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Speaker 2: and then that got my biggest laugh. Yeah, wow, it

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Speaker 2: was really rock bottom.

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Speaker 1: Staff.

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Speaker 2: I've got another one obviously. Last week I went on

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Speaker 2: a date yep, oh yeah, and I will just throw

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Speaker 2: to the audio. This was me going for a post

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Speaker 2: date kiss. It's for us to meet you too. We've

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Speaker 2: got to that Melbourne game.

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Speaker 7: Oh yes, yeah, we should definitely.

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Speaker 2: See you ladder.

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Speaker 1: All right, So what sort of failures that we're going

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Speaker 1: for If you've gone for a hook up like that,

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Speaker 1: I mean, get me in like a career that you

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Speaker 1: gave a crack, a hobby that you've gave a.

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Speaker 2: Crack, anything like that. It's just anything you would define

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Speaker 2: is your biggest failure. Obviously, we're going for the more

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Speaker 2: lighthearted ones so we can have a laugh about it,

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Speaker 2: but show the world you've got a sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: Tell us about your biggest failure. Well, it's been said

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Speaker 2: that showcasing your biggest failure is the best way to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a great thing to celebrate. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a great thing. And also if you're even

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well said, very well said. So we're giving people

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Speaker 2: an opportunity now now to show right now their values.

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Speaker 2: We've got emmy here on thirty and one six five Emma, Hi,

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Speaker 2: you were on a date.

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Speaker 7: Hi? Yeah, so this is my first date with my

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Speaker 7: boyfriend that I've been with for about two and a

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Speaker 7: Like a little park and that was a bit money.

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Speaker 7: He jumped off a late onto the grass and landed

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Speaker 7: it perfectly fine. And then when I decided I wanted

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Speaker 2: It was his first day. What was his reaction to it?

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Speaker 7: He laughed it off, and yeah, that's being together foremost

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Speaker 7: three years.

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Speaker 1: So good go one thanks to call. Millie's called on

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Speaker 1: thirty one and sixty five MILLI, Hi, Hi mate. You're

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Speaker 1: a nursing student.

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Speaker 9: Yes. So, I was doing a nursing placement in a

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Speaker 9: mental health hospital and we were all given an opportunity

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Speaker 9: to watch a patient receive an injection, and we were

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Speaker 9: observing from outside the room because the patient was unwilling,

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Speaker 9: and I've leant against a button that had apparently controlled

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Speaker 9: the lights in the room, and I leant against it,

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Speaker 9: and all the lights switched off as they're about to

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Speaker 9: inject the patient, and I quickly turned the button back on,

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Speaker 9: and all of them, including the patient, were staring at

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Speaker 9: the window looking at us nursing students, wondering.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, worse than lights went off at the moment and

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Speaker 1: they injected them in the wrong place or something.

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Speaker 9: No, luckily they stopped.

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Speaker 2: Did you did you come clean the REALI? Did you

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Speaker 2: say it was you?

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Speaker 10: I did?

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Speaker 9: I said it was me. Basically everyone ran away and

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Speaker 9: I thought of was just standing there and we had

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Speaker 2: Very good, got Kylie here, and now Kylie, you were

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Speaker 6: I was doing a presentation with over seven hundred people.

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Speaker 6: I finished my whole presentation and then question and answers

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Speaker 1: Time for your cheeky little confessions on a Thursday. It's

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Speaker 2: It's the song.

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Speaker 1: Of silence. I'd like to ove in a safe space

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Speaker 9: That is My next door neighbor lent me her scrunchy Haadi,

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Speaker 2: Back to it.

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Speaker 2: We're still going to do that.

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Speaker 1: We don't actually know her name because she's anonymous. Everyone

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Speaker 2: We're never going to say are thirty one? Sixty five

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Speaker 2: Which I've picked up and it is a lot of fun. Hey.

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Speaker 2: I did? Actually, well, you know how well you've been

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Speaker 1: I have been.

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Speaker 2: You have been because you lost your tup aware.

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Speaker 1: Just stop about this off. Ways, you shouldn't have brought

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you live.

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Speaker 2: Sock of silence, Sorry, sock of salence?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, do you have one? Or should we go to

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Speaker 1: this class home? I've been looking forwear for three days. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we'll just let's just go to the course. Man, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Numbers thirteen one oh sixty five. You do remain. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we're in the sock of silence, such a this is

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Speaker 1: A call Safe Space to let us know your little confessions.

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Speaker 1: On a Thursday. It's the soccer silence. It's the sock

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Speaker 2: The space is so safe that no one has names,

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Speaker 2: so we take anonymous calls. Here here confessions. We have

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Speaker 2: Anonymous call number one. Welcome to the show, anymusore number one.

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Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, hey boys, he's going heyya.

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Speaker 1: No, we're good.

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Speaker 8: We're good, so good.

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Speaker 10: I've got a confession to make.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Well when I was a kid, I was in

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Speaker 10: in my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Very good win for the good guy Anonymous to.

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Speaker 1: See the playoff.

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Speaker 2: He just needs suffering and he might there might be someone.

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Speaker 1: Who hate the sandwich at the school bag if you're

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Speaker 2: Sure someone you know later that day as red as

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Speaker 2: a anonymous cool number. You have a confession for us

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I've got a confession. As I'm walking in

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Speaker 2: Is so bad, that's so good, brilliant. I want to

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Speaker 8: Get a good little chuckle out of it.

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Speaker 1: Just stand the stand at the driver's door for tend

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Speaker 1: The whole lot about the indicator on. You don't not

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Speaker 1: You don't like lead them all the way down the

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Speaker 1: garden bath. No, no, I wouldn't too fat.

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Speaker 2: I'm definitely doing. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: That is such a dog.

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Speaker 2: I've learned a few things from this segment. Anonymous three,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Hello, how are you very good?

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Speaker 2: Thank you very good.

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Speaker 12: What's your confession that I've been holding on to for

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Speaker 12: about two years?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 12: So our neighbors at the time they had a pet

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Speaker 1: Is genuinely cruel, that's genuine no judgment.

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Speaker 9: Will looked after very well.

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Speaker 12: So it was probably.

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Speaker 1: A better decision to make. Is not your decision to make?

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Speaker 2: No sock of science, sock of side, just a quick

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Speaker 12: Like, no, not very long, about a week, very quickly,

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Extremely?

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Speaker 4: Right off?

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Speaker 2: He hopped right off, did he?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I listen.

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Speaker 1: You know you've already said that. I don't think it's

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Speaker 2: Into remind us it's the Sock of sids, and there

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Speaker 2: of science, my god, would I ripped threads off you?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I said.

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Speaker 1: If I was outside right right now, I'm remanding me

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Speaker 1: for ripping. If I were in the soccer arms once,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's no judgment here. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Anonymous called thank you for confessing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what though. When we step out

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Speaker 1: Of Silences. I wanted to talk to you about the

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Speaker 1: royal family actually outstanding Harry and Meghan of course, yeah,

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Speaker 1: But what you wouldn't have known is that one of

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Speaker 1: Meghan Markle's cousins. Yep, so one of Megs's cousins has

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Speaker 1: made a product in her honor right, so honor to

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Speaker 1: honor the royal couple. He's made something. Who's invented something,

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Speaker 2: Oh brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lovely gesture, something to do with the wedding.

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Speaker 1: So for example, if it was in toilets, you know,

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Speaker 2: But then he would have realized that an Australian man

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Speaker 1: It could have happened, but luckily he didn't put a

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Speaker 1: Meghan and Harry's names here, sky's the limit.

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Speaker 2: And it's been invented, so it can't be something that exists.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it comes down that it can be a

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Speaker 1: a cafe. Right, He's invented a new slice called the

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Speaker 1: Megan Vegan. Oh and it's a vegan slice.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, so okay, okay, okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: invented a product that he calls Harry Bottoms, and it's

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Speaker 1: Nice but incorrect.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have a second one, Harry Bottoms. I'll use

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Speaker 2: what about just Meghan's leggings that would be good legs? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Bit boring though, imagine if you had these leggings that

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Speaker 1: didn't want to. Six mins the number. This one Harry's rasberries.

447
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh yes, better than my new strain of raspberries named after.

448
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Speaker 2: Okay, how about this well royal soil? Oh yeah, just

449
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 2: gets a bag of dirt, cheap royal soil.

450
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Speaker 1: I will, I'll tell you guys what it actually is.

451
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 1: But thirty one and six vibe if you can guess

452
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 1: what Meghan's cousin named after. The Royal family, after Meghan

453
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Speaker 1: and Harry. Right now, we're taking calls. Third end one

454
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Speaker 1: oh six fives the phone number we're talking about the

455
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Speaker 1: Royal the royal couple, Meghan, Markle and Harry. To commemorate

456
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Speaker 1: the marriage between Meghan and Harry. One of Meghan's nephews

457
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Speaker 1: has invented a product and he's named it after them. Now,

458
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Speaker 1: I'm not being specific as to whether he's named after

459
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Speaker 1: Meghan or named it after Harry. Third one six five

460
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Speaker 1: is a phone number I just want to see you

461
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Speaker 1: guys can guess what.

462
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 2: It is very difficult to beat my suggestion, which is

463
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Speaker 2: the Harry Bottoms, which is a pair of underwear with

464
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Speaker 2: Harry's face on the front and then the bottom makes

465
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Speaker 2: you have a hairy bot.

466
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Speaker 1: Not the Harry bottoms.

467
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Speaker 2: The Harry bottoms. Yeah, but yeah, that's not it.

468
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 1: I have another dip.

469
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Speaker 2: Absolutely. I thought that the Mega Loadon, Oh, which is

470
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Speaker 2: an inflatable pool toy.

471
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: Wow, like it's a shark.

472
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 2: Like it's a huge shark, the Mega ladon or huge

473
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Speaker 2: shark with her face on the front.

474
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the megalon, the Mega ladon?

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Speaker 2: Is that correct?

476
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Speaker 1: Incorrect? Okay? Good? Good? Guess though.

477
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Speaker 2: I've got another one if you well have.

478
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Speaker 1: I got a Daniel first, Daniel. Daniel wants to give

479
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Speaker 1: it a correct Daniel. What do you reckon? The product

480
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Speaker 1: is mane?

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00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 4: Yeah?

482
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Speaker 13: Good, I reckon.

483
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Speaker 1: It's a hammeg, a ham egg.

484
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 2: And what's that It's a hammock.

485
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Speaker 4: It's a hammock.

486
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Speaker 1: Oh, that is Daniel coming around to a vouse with Daniel.

487
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Speaker 2: Ya, that is the ham egg Hammeg.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant.

489
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Speaker 2: Lie down in the hammegg.

490
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Speaker 1: Yeah good, that is good. It's not that, Daniel. But

491
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Speaker 1: let me tell you there is a lot of money

492
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Speaker 1: waiting for you if you make a hammock with Meghan's

493
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Speaker 1: face down one end and Harry's face down the other

494
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Speaker 1: and call it the hammegg don't done him to do that.

495
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: That's a bloody good idea, though we steal. Sorry, well, yeah,

496
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Speaker 1: go ahead, and you can go ahead and do it.

497
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Janey.

498
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Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend? Nothing?

499
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: J Hi Johnny. Meghan's nephews invented the product to commemorate

501
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Speaker 1: the wedding. What are your going?

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Speaker 4: It is?

503
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 2: I think it's like Harry's Mega Hot sauce or.

504
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 10: Something like that.

505
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 2: Wow, Harry meg mega hot.

506
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: So that geez, another genius is going the show. Thanks Johenny.

507
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 1: Geniuses start listening to us.

508
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Speaker 2: No, no idea. I don't know why we would be.

509
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: There, just flicking through channels and they're chance to pants

510
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Speaker 1: a couple of mere mortals.

511
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're effectively pants.

512
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Speaker 1: Emma's called on thirty one and six five and what

513
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Speaker 1: do you reckon? Meghan's nephews invented a product to commemorate

514
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Speaker 1: the wedding. What are you? What are your in?

515
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Speaker 5: He's got I think it could be the Markle Sparkle

516
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Speaker 5: and it's a toilet cleaner.

517
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Speaker 1: Oh oh, Sparkle and it's a toilet cleaner. Doesn't have

518
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Speaker 1: to be toilet cleaner, maybe.

519
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 13: Just I don't know.

520
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Speaker 2: Could be a whole range of cleaning products, couldn't It.

521
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Speaker 11: Could be anything, but that's just the first thing that

522
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 11: came to mind.

523
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Speaker 1: Give me a couple of nipple tassels. Sorry, Markles sparkles

524
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: you know? Oh shots, fine, No, Emma, great stuff. Emma,

525
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: you have got as close as anyone. Okay, so thank

526
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Speaker 1: you very much for the call.

527
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Speaker 2: Have a second guest, then.

528
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: We're going to just beat you back off her. She

529
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Speaker 1: put you in the box seat.

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Speaker 2: You got the meg peg. Yeah, clothes peg with Meg's

531
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Speaker 2: face on it. Nowhere here.

532
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: I told you cl cleaning. That's me Pegg. We can

533
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Speaker 1: make that. You've not got a couple of jobs this weekend.

534
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Speaker 1: I'm excited. No, no, no, Marcle Sparkle is actually what

535
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Speaker 1: the name of the product is. Okay, he called the

536
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: Markle Sparkle.

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00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: Yep, right, yep, this is great.

538
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: Michael Sparkle. Megan Michael's nephew is a marijuana farmer in Oregon.

539
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: There we go. And to commemorate her wedding in Vinzari,

540
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: he developed a news strain called Macas under the pellets.

541
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Speaker 1: Of course he's on the wedding day.

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Speaker 2: Guys, how good is that? Really good.

543
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Speaker 1: Touch a legal but it would have been like, what

544
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: the hell is this? What an idiot? You send them

545
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: all this frand new stuff, very very funny, very good kids,

546
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: good stuff. That was. You can see why she's a

547
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: bag in the family.

548
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: She didn't bring different to the rest of her family.

549
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: The family. I mean, I think she gets I think

550
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: she gets unnecessarily a whole bunch of grief online. At

551
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: the moment she really is on the blowtorch. But you

552
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 1: know when the queen opens her mail and she's got

553
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: an ounce of.

554
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: They're asking questions out there. Definitely, how we have a

555
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: word said another big.

556
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: Woods. You and I sat down last night. We're just

557
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: going to be in a bit of a feed. We

558
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: started talking about the amount of friends that we've got

559
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: that have been married recently or in the process of

560
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 1: getting married, and we hit upon the same note, which was,

561
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Speaker 1: Jesus looks like a pain in the ass.

562
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 2: It takes over their lives.

563
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: It's and the stress and the duration like, you know,

564
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: they get engaged, and then it's like when you're getting married,

565
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, like probably you know, September twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Two, and until that date they are organizing every day.

567
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: Oh god, I got to pick this. I need to

568
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 2: organize this.

569
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: I need to do every single decision seems to take

570
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: an excruciating amount of effort and and and another cost

571
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: another independent contractor. You know. I need someone to do

572
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: the shoes, I need someone to do the tires. I

573
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: need someone to do the cutlery, the cake. Who's going

574
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: to frost, Well, that's the person that makes the cake as.

575
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: Well, apples apples and orange as well.

576
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: So there are lots of people involved, is what we're

577
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: trying to say. But then you and I started going

578
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: back and forth over what could we bring to a wedding. Yeah,

579
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: you're a registed celebrate.

580
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: That fund a joke, by the way, I am an

581
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 2: Australian registered celebrant. How many weddings have I done? One?

582
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: And it was good, But.

583
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Speaker 2: I've rocked the absolute socks off that wedding, didn't.

584
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: I we But you can actually yeah yeah I said that,

585
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: but you you could actually get the married I tick

586
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: that I'm a ship hot DJ.

587
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: Jesus, Ye, what else do your name? I cover the legalities,

588
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 2: I cover the paperwork.

589
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: You do the business side of things.

590
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 2: I get you married, and you run the after party, sorry,

591
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: the reception.

592
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: I mean not not to mention the fact that we

593
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: both make excellent mcs. I mean we just run run

594
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: the show there and obviously you know radio show Hello.

595
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: That the hospitality for a very long time. I'm a

596
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: very good waiter, I'm a qualified barrista.

597
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: I'm an amazing dancer. So I'll teach you your first dance,

598
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden boom. I love a flower.

599
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 2: I love flowers, You love flowers. I'll pick your flowers

600
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: for you. Look, guys, at the point is I've got

601
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: heaps of chairs I'll bring I'll bring chairs.

602
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: We'll probably get the chest and somewhere else. But the

603
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: point is we could do the whole body thing.

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00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: Not only do we think we could do the whole

605
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: bloody thing, we reckon. We could do it in a week. Yeah,

606
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: and by week.

607
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: This is the X fact.

608
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 2: I am talking proposal at the start of the week,

609
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: and then you will be married. The wedding will be

610
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 2: done by Friday.

611
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: The whole thing. Yeah, we do the lot. Yep. Forget

612
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: getting a wedding planner, although we're technically wedding planning, but yeah, yeah,

613
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 1: forget having to talk to ten different people about all

614
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: this different stuff for your wedding. We do it all.

615
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: Don't worry about waiting a year. You want to get

616
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: engaged tomorrow, you want to get married next Friday, We

617
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: could do it yep, and in fact, we want to

618
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: do it right now.

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Speaker 2: So all we need is our first client. How much

620
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Speaker 2: are we charging for the first one? Yep, zero dollars free.

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Speaker 2: We're doing it for free. Thirteen one oh six fives

622
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Speaker 2: our number.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll probably be about fifty to sixty thousand dollars afterwards.

624
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 2: Sorry, well, no, the first one's free. Oh, first one's free.

625
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah after this, yeah, well we're charging six figures.

626
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Speaker 2: Really well, potentially good the first one thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: six fives our number. Right now, if you are currently

628
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Speaker 2: in a position where you are considering dropping down on

629
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Speaker 2: a knee proposing to your partner.

630
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Speaker 1: So you're not engaged yet, because normally, if you are

631
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: already engaged, that means you've already started making plans and

632
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: you're locked into stuff. We don't want to cancel that.

633
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: We don't want to ruin dreams right now. If you're

634
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: not married and you're thinking of yourself, jeez, like a

635
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: love a free wedding. Yep, b love an excellent wedding.

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00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: C I could get married next week.

637
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: D wonder what he looks like in a boat eye?

638
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: Just the three there. You're not married, you haven't got

639
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: any other plans, and you want to get married in

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00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: a week. Thirty one and six five is the phone number.

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00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: Right up next we will have our first client and

642
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: it's all free. The first wedding in a week. William

643
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: Woody's wedding in a week, the four www dot www

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Speaker 1: dot com.

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00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,479
Speaker 2: It just works.

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00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: How good is that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

648
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: Is that taken? I'll check that.

649
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: We'll check that in the song thirty one and six five.

650
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: In the meantime, we did our first client. Now's the time, Australia.

651
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: If you want to get married in a week, and

652
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: you're willing to propose in the next day or so,

653
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: give us a call and we'll make our first client.

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Speaker 1: Up next will and what he's wedding in a week?

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Speaker 1: Getting your home? Give you just tuned in, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. You are witnessing right now the birth of

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Speaker 1: a business. Leviathan Woods And we have an idea which

658
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: is just going to rock the world. I mean, imagine

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Speaker 1: if you could get rid of all the heinous month's

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Speaker 1: worth of wedding admin and get married everything and I'm

661
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: not talking crappy, I'm talking like mint, everything sorted by

662
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: the two guys right here, and get yourself married in

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Speaker 1: a week.

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Speaker 2: If you've just joined US, I am a registered marriage celebrant.

665
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Speaker 2: I can officially and legally marry you. Will's an international DJ. Yeah,

666
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 2: he said a gig in Indonesia. He has absolutely diving

667
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: a place. But he had a gig in Indonesia. That

668
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: oh sorry, yeah that's good. Yeah, that was huge. So

669
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that when we did that. I

670
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: worry about that. So we need our first client, though.

671
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: We're offering this first service free of charge.

672
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: Well, everyone knows that the best form of PR is

673
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: just to do something for free and show over on

674
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: how good it is. So Will and Woody wedding in

675
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: a week one week. We take away all the admin.

676
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: This one's completely free. Our first client we're choosing right

677
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: now on the airwaves. So you've got to tell us

678
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: thirty one and sixty five. Are you looking to get married?

679
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 2: Yep, Jay, you've given us a ring. What's your situation, Jay.

680
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 9: Well, guys, me and my parent were actually speaking about

681
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 9: this last night.

682
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 8: We are high school sweethearts. We've been together for six years,

683
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 8: and yeah, I just saw this enough.

684
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 10: It'd be a great idea, you know.

685
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 8: And she loves you, guys, So she doesn't know one.

686
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So j have you obviously you haven't proposed yet, No,

687
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: not yet, okay, okay, beautiful. She's a big fan of

688
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: the show, so you know all the mc gag is

689
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: going to go down pretty well.

690
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 2: Well, oh no, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, thanks

691
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: the call, Janks for the cool Jay. We've got Michael

692
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: here and now Michael tell us about your situation.

693
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 13: Mike, Hey, guys, Yeah, it's been missus for four years.

694
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: Yep.

695
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think it's about time. She always wants us,

696
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 13: she wants she wants kids soon soon, So you've got

697
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 13: to get mad first, opinions do that?

698
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah.

699
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, so yeah, it's about time.

700
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 5: I reckon.

701
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: All right, So Michael, you know the deal here. Obviously

702
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: you're not engaged yet. If we were doing a wedding

703
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: in a week, you would have to be getting married

704
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: next Friday, So that sounds good, so very why not

705
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: next day we take away all the hassle.

706
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: You fully trust us, Michael, to organize an entire wedding

707
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: in a week.

708
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 13: I'd be happy because don't know about the misters.

709
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: Doing it for free as well. So yeah, yeah, no,

710
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: you can't. You actually can't complain, which is a nice

711
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: little saving grace for us. Yeah, that is good.

712
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 2: That could be the logo of the business. You can't

713
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 2: complain a week.

714
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: You can't complain where you couldn't complain because we've done

715
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: in a week. But that's not the point, because these

716
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: are meant to be good, all right, when we're not

717
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: saying anybody, could you hire out a shed and put

718
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: a bunch of chairs down and do a dodgy wedding.

719
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: That's not what we're here for now. Is going to

720
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: be a good wedding. Woods. We're not going to be

721
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: half asking this.

722
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 2: No, no, no, absolutely not all right, great, all.

723
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: Right, another call here, Zaye Zayne. How are you going?

724
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 13: I'm good, guys, how are you?

725
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: We're very well, mate, we're very well. Talk to us

726
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: about your situation, mate.

727
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, Look, I've been really interested on asking my partner

728
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 13: to marry me for quite some time. We've pretty much

729
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 13: been on the last one out of all our friends

730
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 13: to get married. And I've been at mc all wedding

731
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 13: and I've been a best ben and all that kind

732
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 13: of stuff. Got two kids, and to be honest, mate,

733
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 13: the last thing we've got to do is get married.

734
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 13: And yeah, it's something that I've really been wanting to

735
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 13: do and trying to save up and whatnot.

736
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: You've got you've got two kids.

737
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 13: Saying indeed, yeah, okay, little girl.

738
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: Together, Sorry obvious question, but together yeah, correct, okay, beautiful?

739
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: And how how old are you girls?

740
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 13: I've got a she's almost five year old, Eva, and

741
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 13: my little one she's.

742
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 1: Okay, and what and what's your what's your partner's names?

743
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 13: A partner name? Partner's name is Chloe Chloe?

744
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: Okay, and how long have you been with Chloe?

745
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 13: I've been with Chloe coming up on seven years now.

746
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 13: I've known her for a bit longer than seven years.

747
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 13: But yeah, we just reconnect, the kind of thing, and yeah,

748
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 13: haven't looked back since. Mate.

749
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 2: Do you think do you think she's getting frustrated that

750
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 2: you haven't dropped down on one knee yet, Zaye.

751
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 13: Look she's a pretty easy going girl. But in all honesty, yeah,

752
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 13: look the patience.

753
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 1: I don't believe you've years you're Jay Wheez. That's amazing.

754
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: That's a great effort. Okay, all right, Dane. Well look

755
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: we've got a bunch of people to think about, and

756
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: we'll come back to you two sex mate, thanks to

757
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: the girl.

758
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 12: Jeez.

759
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: There all they are really good options, Will, aren't They know?

760
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: We've got Jay, We've got Michael, We've got Saane.

761
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: Just hold on your horse.

762
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: This is a bit.

763
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: You all seem like really good dudes, and we want

764
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: to do the right thing.

765
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, great potential clients. Up next, we will be deciding

766
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 2: who's wedding we're going to organize in a week.

767
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: Will client number one for Will and woodis wedding a week.

768
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: A landmark moment, A landmark moment for a movement which

769
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: is going to take the world by storm, Staate, A

770
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: tense moment, A tense moment. Here just announced Will and

771
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: Woody's wedding in a week. The business, the business idea

772
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: which we think is going to take the globe by storm,

773
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 1: get rid of all of the hassle, the worries, the troubles,

774
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: the contractors, the time woods just drop off eleven months

775
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: worth of planning. We do the whole thing for you

776
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: in a week. It will cost a substantial amount of

777
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: money to hire us in the future. I've got I've

778
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: got to add. I mean, you're a registered celebrant O,

779
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: great DJ together, great MC's. I mean like, we do

780
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: everything for you, and we do it well, and we

781
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: will do it well. But this is a three first

782
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: up trial, yep, that we're giving to somebody right now.

783
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: So we need to choose our first client. It's look,

784
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 2: it's a stressful choice. We've got We've got Jay Jay

785
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: high school sweethearts with his partner. They've been together for

786
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: six years. It's like a great story. And then you've

787
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: got Michael Uh been with his partner for four years.

788
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 2: To be honest, sounded like he just wanted to save

789
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 2: a buck.

790
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: But we've got.

791
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 2: Michael, he's been in love with his partner Jenny. So

792
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: and then we've got Zaying of course, so Zayne, he's

793
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: got two kids with his beautiful partner. We heard about

794
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 2: them and he just hasn't got round to it yet.

795
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: But he says with you. It's definitely time to get married.

796
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 2: It's tough, mate, all great people, it's really tough keeping

797
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: in mind in all of this like this might sound nice,

798
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 2: but for some people, like who will we choose here?

799
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: You're getting married next Friday. Wood, he can do it.

800
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: This isn't a matter of like finding someone to do it.

801
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: We've got Wood, he can actually marry you.

802
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: I'm the man.

803
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: So next Friday there will will be a wedding and

804
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: we will have everything ahead of us in the following

805
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: week and weekend to get it right for you. There

806
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: can only be one person to be the first wedding

807
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: in a week though, Woods.

808
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: I know, but we have talked about this during the

809
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: traffic and we are going to choose.

810
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: Zay.

811
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 13: Awesome boys, Poase.

812
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, thank you. Yeah, you really put

813
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: yourself in the gun here, mate.

814
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. It's an amazing opportunity. Amazing you're

815
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: our first client zaying for Will and Woodi's weddings in

816
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: a week.

817
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing next Friday? Mate?

818
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: Clear the schedule?

819
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, what's going on next Friday? What's that's the agenda?

820
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 2: We haven't actually, we haven't actually planned that yet, Zay.

821
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: But like like will said, though, it's weddings and a week,

822
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: so we organize. We organized the wedding in a week.

823
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: We've got one wow yeah, seven days mate.

824
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 2: So so your job though, zan is you have to

825
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 2: propose hopefully can you do that this weekend?

826
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 13: Or I guess hope that boys, I don't. I don't

827
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 13: have a ring. Yeah, I haven't got ring organized this yet?

828
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: Well, zaying, thanks to you, Cal, there's still a few

829
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: a line.

830
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, I go back to hang on, hang on, hang on,

831
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: hang on. So you don't you don't you don't have

832
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 2: a ring at all.

833
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 4: Zame, No, I don't, mate, Like I said, I've been saving,

834
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 4: but look at hard. We've made a couple of expenditures lately,

835
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 4: like your couch. Unfortunately the other couch springs were coming

836
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 4: through a bit uncomfortable.

837
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: Couches are important. So how much cash have you got?

838
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 2: Maybe we can pull some cash together. We can't, sorry,

839
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: fair enough? What if? What if we'll get you?

840
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 13: On?

841
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 2: Zaying, well, bloody, I don't know if we will really well,

842
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: not a hundred.

843
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: I think I reckon we no, wait, hey on, Zaye,

844
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: here's the thing, mate, let's let's let's just look at

845
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: the facts of the situation. If you do this for

846
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: our business to be successful here on in, and also

847
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: because you wanted the right thing by you, We've got

848
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: to get you married in a week, right, which means

849
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: we're going to need every We're going to need every

850
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: day next week to actually piece this together. There's a

851
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: lot of stuff we got to do right. It's easy,

852
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: which means I would say, I would say, you have

853
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: to be engaged by Monday at the latest, absolute latest.

854
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: You have to get engaged. That means that you and

855
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: I have to come up with an engagement ring by

856
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: the end of the weekend. Woods.

857
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 13: Easy, No, it's are you actually being serious?

858
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if we are.

859
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: I'm being deadly serious, zaying I can definitely find a

860
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 2: beautiful engagement ring for your beautiful partner by monday.

861
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: This isn't just a ring. This is just a standard

862
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: ring that she has on her bookshelf and gathers dust. Woods,

863
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: this is a this is an engagement ring. Like they've

864
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: got to be special.

865
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 2: Do you trust me, Zaane?

866
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 4: I do trust you.

867
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 13: One opportunity.

868
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 2: Thank you say you're a trustworthy man, and I like

869
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 2: you're saying you're optimistic, we'll find you an engagement ring.

870
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 2: Leave it with us.

871
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 1: Is not part of the service.

872
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 2: This is a special offer.

873
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 13: Offer right now. Boys, you have no idea.

874
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: We're happy to help you make you make it work.

875
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: While because you're a good bloke, it's great.

876
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 2: Wow, we'll be in touched when we get that ring.

877
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 13: Sounds good.

878
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: Looking forward to hearing from you.

879
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: I think he's gone. Why do we always having to

880
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: manage to do this to ourselves?

881
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 2: Be sure he can't hear it? The hell are we

882
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 2: going to find an engagement seriously? Like he can't. Like

883
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: we're stuffed completely.

884
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: We're enjoying a wedding in a week and you guys

885
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: have a ring.

886
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 14: It's not a wedding and an engagement in a week.

887
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: It's you do that on your own. We just take

888
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: the reins after you.

889
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that might have been my fault that I did

890
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: off that phone.

891
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: We'll be right, we'll be right. We have a weekend

892
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: to get an engagement ring.

893
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: Get in touch with us if you want to give

894
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 2: us an engagement ring. All right, that's you know, that's

895
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: that's throughout that sort of stuff. Thirty one oh six five.

896
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: That's our nuther. You know, you can dm us on

897
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: the Facebook and Instagram and whatnot. Will and Woody we'll

898
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: get one.

899
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: But he seems like a good dude as well. I mean,

900
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: you know, he's so grateful, and I just felt like saying, well,

901
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: I tried to actually say, piss off, we can't get

902
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: a ring, but he's too good a guy. Two girls,

903
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: I feel like we're doing a good thing. We will fight,

904
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: engage it ring. We're gonna have Robert Georgie staff. Now.

905
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: Now we're talking. Now we're talking, you know, let's think positively.

906
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: One thing we all have in common in the year

907
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen is that we love binge watching TV series.

908
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's it's a pastime that I don't know

909
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: what I did without it. The problem is that when

910
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: you are watching a cracker of a series, you're right

911
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 1: in the think of it. I'd say, right about episode eight,

912
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh yep, it starts to get like, this is my life,

913
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 1: and if you interrupt me or stop me from watching this.

914
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 2: It becomes more import than your life. That hugely, because

915
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: it's way more exciting than more exciting.

916
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: I want to ask right now in thirteen one o

917
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: six ' five, what's the worst thing that happened because

918
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: you had to finish the series because you were at

919
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: episode eight and you were locked in, and that episode

920
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: nine meant way more to you than picking up the children.

921
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

922
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: There's got to be people that have neglected stuff. Did

923
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: your house light on fire? Did you leave something in

924
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 1: the oven? And you've just finished episode eight and you've gone, no, sorry,

925
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: I know I've got that cake in the oven, but

926
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: that'll be right. I've just got to see what happens

927
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: here to Geoffrey.

928
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: I was trying to finish the TV show Younger. You know, Younger,

929
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 2: that's standard television show. You've got this forty year old

930
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: woman pretending to pretend to be a thirty year old.

931
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: So she's got to get this job at this book company,

932
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 2: and oh my god, it's so exciting because you know,

933
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: are they going to find out that she's actually you know,

934
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: forty years old? And then what's gonna happen there? And

935
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: then she's got this love thing going on. It's so exciting.

936
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

937
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was stuck watching that, and anyway, basic hygiene

938
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: just went out the window.

939
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: Plus it does tend to happen, doesn't it Just stop

940
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: showering stop.

941
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 2: I missed the first two hours of my mate's thirtieth lunch.

942
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's bad that shot.

943
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 2: I felt so bad when I rocked down.

944
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: It's Younger, you know.

945
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 2: No young is out standing television shows.

946
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: I walked seven the Game of Thrones.

947
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: I would have been like, wow, no, no, watch Watcher

948
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 2: and you you won't get off the couch.

949
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: Well, I'm currently watching Stands doing reruns of I'm a

950
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:41,399
Speaker 1: little bit embarrassed to say this, but what the hell Chumped? Sorry,

951
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: you're you're paying me? Want to tell me that you

952
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: don't like Charmed? Everyone does? Everyone loves charmped yeah.

953
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 2: Pro Phoebe and Pipe. It's a dynamic you know, there

954
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 2: was dynamic three.

955
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: So it was a great jobs naughty witches up to

956
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: and how are they going to live a normal life?

957
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

958
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 4: You know.

959
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: And that cold bloke that rolling around, Oh.

960
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 2: He's a bit of a naughty boy.

961
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: Julian McMahon.

962
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 2: Let's not forget the white Light of Philip.

963
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: How could you you know more about the show than

964
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: I love? Great So you'll understand, I'm season three of Charms.

965
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: What's going on?

966
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 2: You know?

967
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: Cole's gone bad again.

968
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: He's back to demon, back to demon he's going to

969
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 2: visit Balbasar.

970
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: This isn't going to be turned into charm Chad.

971
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 2: Bloody, it's bloody.

972
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: You can get it on the podcast. But I'm in

973
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: the middle of that. I mean season eight. I'm in

974
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: episode eight, season three. Yeah, and my girlfriends specifically told

975
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: me before she left the house make sure you take

976
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: the dog for a walk before eight thirty because she

977
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: starts getting restless and a bit distractive. Yah. Got to

978
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: eight thirty, you know, Cole, I'm still sitting on the fence.

979
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: Is he a bad guy? Is he a good guy?

980
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: End up watching two extra episodes. Walk into the kitchen.

981
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: The dog's been there for an hour on top of

982
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 1: when she should have been. She's ripped my girlfriend's hamburg

983
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: in half. Oh no, straight down the middle, like in tatters.

984
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: Jeez. More importantly, though it was Carl good or bad.

985
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 14: It's a good So that's my example that six five

986
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 14: this is not going to be called just on Charmed.

987
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 1: I want to know what's the worst thing that happened

988
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 1: because you had to finish the series, Chris is called Chris,

989
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: what did you neglect?

990
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 8: But I forgot to pick up my in laws?

991
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

992
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 2: What was the What was the TV?

993
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: Chris?

994
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 10: I was watching prison Break.

995
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 13: They're about to escape, but I just couldn't start.

996
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 1: Prison Break was addictive his last little bit, because what's

997
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: interesting here, Chris is that I feel like, depending on

998
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: the show, if someone's seen the show, you are actually

999
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: forgiven if they know how intense it gets.

1000
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: Were you forgiven? Chris?

1001
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 12: Well, okay, so.

1002
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 2: The game home?

1003
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 4: Right.

1004
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 13: I wished take away dinner and brought away home and said, okay,

1005
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 13: where's my mom and dad?

1006
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 8: And I said, oh, ship.

1007
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 2: Shut up, honey. They just made to break out of prison.

1008
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, she.

1009
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 8: Goes, that's where you'll be heading if you don't hurt.

1010
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: All right, Zoe. So we're just talking, what was the

1011
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: worst thing that happened? Because you were finishing a series?

1012
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 11: So I was watching a Netflix series and I had

1013
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 11: fun I was going to run myself a bar and

1014
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 11: I'm going to turn my laptop off.

1015
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I turned.

1016
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 7: The bath and I've got a pretty big bas I

1017
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 7: just walked out the room and normally I just do whatever.

1018
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 12: And I sat back in bed and.

1019
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 5: I was watching it, and I got like forty five

1020
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,439
Speaker 5: minutes in and I walked out. I shut my pants.

1021
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 9: And there was water everywhere.

1022
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 6: I fighted my whole bathroom and all the car was and.

1023
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: You shut your pants like like you actually metaphorically or

1024
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: you so not metaphoric, so you actually put your pants

1025
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 2: and you fag your bathroom.

1026
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't.

1027
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: I couldn't understand.

1028
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know where. End of the story. Just an

1029
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: extra just to add insult to injury.

1030
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you're found in your apartment and you metamorically?

1031
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 13: Yes?

1032
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: Wow, so it was so did you mention what the

1033
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: show was a little bit lost there in shame? Yeah,

1034
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have been shameless. Thanks for the calls. You

1035
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: have a good one, mate. Yes, we've been Will and

1036
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: Woody getting your home on Kiss this afternoon. All thanks

1037
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: to Medie Bank. Thank you so much for joining us.

1038
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: We have a mammoth task ahead of us. I mean,

1039
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think Will and Wood's wedding in a

1040
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: week is going to be the business idea. We're going

1041
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: to be up on the the b r W International

1042
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: Conference when they give out their awards for great ideas

1043
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: next year. I know that's going to happen. And to

1044
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: prove it to youwards, we are going to do someone's

1045
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: wedding in a week. Next Friday, Zayne is getting married.

1046
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: He needs to get engaged first, so he's actually.

1047
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 2: We actually need to find him an engagement because he

1048
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 2: didn't have one of them either. So he's doing that

1049
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 2: over the weekend and then he's got so he's proposed

1050
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 2: to his beautiful partner Chloe, and then you can follow

1051
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 2: this all next week. We are going to organize an

1052
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 2: entire wedding and then have that wedding on Friday.

1053
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: It's going to be absolute mayhem if anyone's if you've

1054
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: been married before, I'm sure you know how much of

1055
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: a task we're about to embark on. But we think

1056
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 1: we can do it. You're the celebrate that's sorted. I'm

1057
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: the DJ that's sorted. All we got to do is

1058
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: food and catering an event higher and and and and

1059
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 1: star flowers, flowers, venuess a bit, the venue is a bit.

1060
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: There's a bit to do, but we can do it.

1061
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: We can do it.

1062
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: Jeez, when you start listening and it's a bit a

1063
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 2: bit daunting to pull out.

1064
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: We might go straight to a meeting. We'll say tomorrow

1065
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: and see what you're hearing.

1066
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 7: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody.

1067
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 2: Robert Jorgi Sulf Now there, we're talking. Now we're talking,

1068
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 2: you know, let's think positively