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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You know, jem I right has been working harder than

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Speaker 2: Bill Shorten on his LinkedIn profile and he's come up

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Speaker 2: with this Jen.

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Speaker 3: White Rice, Jimmy jabb but my snack pack just arrived.

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Speaker 3: Amanda loves a good pun. In case you don't know,

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Speaker 3: here's example.

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Speaker 4: A don a true or false birds yawn true sweird,

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Speaker 4: isn't it? Apparently almost all vertebrate animals, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians,

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Speaker 4: even fish.

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Speaker 1: Yawn fish shawn suck it a lot.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: They spend a lot of time in school. Thank you

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Speaker 4: appreciate your laughter, Ryan.

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Speaker 1: And here's example. B Let me tell.

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Speaker 4: You about the new advent of hot Hollywood guy. The

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Speaker 4: latest one is the frogman. They say it's a sexy

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Speaker 4: genre whose eyes are quite wide set and the smile

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Speaker 4: errs on the goofy side. Rammy Mallick, Harry Styles, Bradley Cooper.

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Speaker 1: From Men frog Hot. There's a whole book about being

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Speaker 1: frog hot. Have you read it? Read it? You get

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Speaker 1: that one for free. I'll keep my wallet away. And

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Speaker 1: that's enough of that.

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Speaker 3: For some reason, people have been going crazy because a

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Speaker 3: band from your time is getting back together Oasis.

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Speaker 4: We all know by now that they are reuniting to

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Speaker 4: tour for the first time in fifteen years. Lots of

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Speaker 4: complaints about the ticketing system though. The tickets are inexplicably expensive,

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Speaker 4: and people and bots are buying up the tickets and

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Speaker 4: reselling them.

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Speaker 1: So buying the.

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Speaker 2: Tickets, yeah yeah, and it's a robot in the crowd.

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Speaker 4: That's what happened with Taylor Swift as well, and they

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Speaker 4: resell them.

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Speaker 1: Do Morning Glory what only it's Deckstern. I love our

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Speaker 1: love style.

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Speaker 4: Compatibility score between those brothers not much.

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Speaker 1: What happens if a tiger attacks you? If a tiger

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Speaker 1: attacks you, what do you do? Because I know in

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Speaker 1: the woods, if a bear comes towards you go to

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Speaker 1: make yourself look biger.

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Speaker 4: I think you're roll Try and protect your neck because.

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Speaker 1: All men, that's what we think.

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Speaker 2: Tiger comes in this room, we know what to do.

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Speaker 4: Okay, What if a cougar comes in, well, I know

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Speaker 4: exactly how old would your cougar have to bet whitlaw comes.

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Speaker 1: In the room, I'll be giving you. You'll get a

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Speaker 1: love fight. Watch a movie.

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Speaker 3: Ultimate height Man. Fat Man Scoop died on the job

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Speaker 3: this week.

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Speaker 1: Fat man's scoop. He passed away on stage. Yeah, would

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Speaker 1: you like to die on stage?

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Speaker 4: I'd wonder why I was on stage?

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Speaker 1: Will you be on stage?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes?

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Speaker 4: Imagine if you died on stage in the nude, because

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Speaker 4: it's mostly what you do before monting you die on stage.

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Speaker 2: I remember looking into Lisa Carry's eyes as I'm standing.

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Speaker 1: There naked, and I'm sure that she wished that she

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Speaker 1: was dying.

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Speaker 3: Doctor Carl was in forget about Big Farmer, what about

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Speaker 3: the big glow?

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Speaker 5: Opposite of the American population of flat earths? And what

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Speaker 5: they believe is that there's lights in the heaven, those

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Speaker 5: stars and plan and the sun of the moon. They're

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Speaker 5: not actually physical objects. The term they use is luminaries.

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Speaker 5: In other words, God put those lights up there. And yes,

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Speaker 5: they ask you to believe that all the astronomers over

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Speaker 5: the last four centuries have been in the pay of

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Speaker 5: Big Glove. Wants you to buy clothes because there's nothing

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Speaker 5: for them to see. And so when the astronomers make

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Speaker 5: all these papers they've been brought.

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Speaker 3: Off, it's all Jonesy and Keith Urban exchanged stories about

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Speaker 3: the good old days.

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Speaker 2: And I remember talking to you when you're in the

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Speaker 2: ranch when I was at two an mbs. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: we're exactly the same age. But I just remember at

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Speaker 2: that time just talking about all your hopes and dreams.

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Speaker 2: And at the time I think we had one country

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Speaker 2: music the play country music in Australia and you're going,

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Speaker 2: this is this is the future.

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Speaker 1: Country country music. Did I say that? Yeah? It was

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Speaker 1: a long rehab was eminent and it's good to see.

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Speaker 1: Jones is always.

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Speaker 3: Sensitive to Amanda's concerns about our native fauna.

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Speaker 2: Thing I learned I was indigenous to Australia.

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Speaker 1: There's so many myths.

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Speaker 4: Pest and I heard that they'd escaped from the zoo

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Speaker 4: and all that sort of stuff. They are indigenous.

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Speaker 1: We should take a lot more pride in our.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at the one that's peaking, peking through the

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Speaker 2: bin at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Well, we've made them through the bin.

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Speaker 4: We've taken away their natural habitats and they have to

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Speaker 4: peck through the bin. Okay, God, you're exhausting. You're so exhausting.

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Speaker 4: Why don't I put you in a crypt? You'd happily

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Speaker 4: stay there?

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Speaker 1: Keep Oh my god? Alrighty, then this has been jen

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Speaker 1: y rise jibber jabba. It was quite the week. I

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Speaker 1: feel like that went for a year. Good lord Es.

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Speaker 4: And Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Sam