Speaker 1: Question the Questionian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast yesterday. You know
Speaker 1: we've all done this where you know, when you jump
Speaker 1: on Google and you start to put your question in
Speaker 1: and it comes up with already auto complete of possible
Speaker 1: answers given the most popular questions have been answered autocomplete.
Speaker 1: You know, and sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong. Anyways,
Speaker 1: tell oneing yesterday. I needed to research something about Melbourne,
Speaker 1: and I typed him The first question of my inquiry
Speaker 1: was Melbourne is. And then suddenly the ten auto complete
Speaker 1: options come up, the most popular at number one, and
Speaker 1: then it goes down. I'm thinking maybe this could turn
Speaker 1: into a game on the show. Okay, autocomplete game. So
Speaker 1: I typed him Melbourne is. There are ten possible things
Speaker 1: that came back with what do you think? Jack and Pats,
Speaker 1: you take each other on what do you think it returned?
Speaker 1: Melbourne is. These are based on the most popular searchers
Speaker 1: into Melbourne and what people type out into questions an
Speaker 1: algorithm what do you reckon ject?
Speaker 2: I would like to think it's positive, So people are
Speaker 2: saying things like Melbourne is lovely.
Speaker 3: I reckon it's most livable city.
Speaker 1: Neither of that in the top ten of things that
Speaker 1: have been asked about Melbourne. It's an algorithm, so that's
Speaker 1: not on there at all.
Speaker 4: Anymore.
Speaker 3: Guesses the sporting capital.
Speaker 4: Nope. Think about what people type into Google.
Speaker 2: If it's topical, Melbourne is in lockdown or Melbourne is
Speaker 2: socially distancing. Nope, Melbourne is I I hate to think
Speaker 2: that people would write something it's bad.
Speaker 4: People put in whatever they want.
Speaker 2: Melbourne is a bad city.
Speaker 1: Melbourne is a dump, is the second most popular one. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else have we got? Melbourne is what do you
Speaker 1: think people will be searching into Google?
Speaker 3: The home of AFILM.
Speaker 4: No, that's not on there. Melbourne is expensive, Yes, Melbourne
Speaker 4: is expensive.
Speaker 1: It's the tenth most popular one. It is Melbourne. Going
Speaker 1: from the first one is Melbourne is smoky, Melbourne is
Speaker 1: a dump? Melbourne in which state? Melbourne famous for Melbourn
Speaker 1: state or city? Melbourne overrated? Was it number five? Melbourne
Speaker 1: in which time zone? Number is coming in at four?
Speaker 1: Melbourne's so boring. That's Sydney people. I think typing that
Speaker 1: and trying to push that algorithm up there better than
Speaker 1: Sydney is up there as well.
Speaker 4: And Melbourne is expensive, all.
Speaker 1: Right, guys, I've got three more so coming up next,
Speaker 1: I'm now going to turn this into a game for
Speaker 1: points if you find the most popular one that.
Speaker 4: Comes up on Google Feud, Google also complain. Coming up next,
Speaker 4: Chris John O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: So yesterday I was doing which the thing that everyone
Speaker 1: does every single day. Were you type in a question
Speaker 1: into Google? And yes, I was just typing something. It
Speaker 1: came up autocomplete with that drop down or menu of
Speaker 1: all the things the most public questions that people have asked,
Speaker 1: whatever you're trying to ask. And I was saying, could
Speaker 1: we turn this into a game with Jack and Bats
Speaker 1: taking each other on, trying to guess what was actually asked?
Speaker 1: What was said? What were the most popular ones? And
Speaker 1: I'm going to turn this into a game.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I'm using this because I love hearing it early when
Speaker 1: we're trying to guess what Belinda's song was. All Right,
Speaker 1: going to do, guys, I'm going to tell you what
Speaker 1: the question is. Yep, You're going to take each other
Speaker 1: and try and guess what did Google say?
Speaker 4: What was the auto complete that came back?
Speaker 1: All Right, if you get one that is the top
Speaker 1: ten of the things that were on Google or too complete?
Speaker 1: You get a point if nothing, and then the all
Speaker 1: important one if you get the one that's at number one,
Speaker 1: the most popular one that it returned on auto complete,
Speaker 1: I'll give.
Speaker 4: You ten thousand points. Okay, all right? First of all, then,
Speaker 4: why do men? Now you're in the mood, you're loos
Speaker 4: Why do men?
Speaker 1: What did auto complete Google auto complete return with?
Speaker 4: Why do men? The question? Why do men?
Speaker 2: Why do men pee standing up?
Speaker 3: Why do men swear so much?
Speaker 4: Neither of those on there?
Speaker 2: Why do men smell?
Speaker 4: Why do men smell? Not on there?
Speaker 3: Why do men hate housework?
Speaker 4: Sexist? Not on there?
Speaker 2: Why do men like beer?
Speaker 4: Not on there?
Speaker 1: I would have thought that were gone on there? One
Speaker 1: more gets each, and I'll take you through. Why do men.
Speaker 3: Take such long showers?
Speaker 4: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3: Well, they're in there forever.
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about your husband, Chris. I don't
Speaker 1: do that in the show. I don't take an I'm
Speaker 1: in out shower.
Speaker 4: That's it out.
Speaker 1: If he's up to that and there, that's you got
Speaker 1: to speak to him about that. Google isn't aware of that.
Speaker 2: Why do men like to sleep in?
Speaker 1: No, I've got it here, then, okay, Starting at the
Speaker 1: most popular one, why do men go bald? Why do
Speaker 1: men have beards? Why do the men's snare? Why do
Speaker 1: the men lose hair? Why do men wear turbans? Why
Speaker 1: do men get paid more? Why do men have body hair?
Speaker 1: Why do men like feet? Why do men move so quickly?
Speaker 4: Do we move quickly? And why do men have nipples? All? Right?
Speaker 4: Next one, you two should both smash this.
Speaker 1: Why do Australians I touched into Google yesterday? Why do
Speaker 1: Australians What did auto completely come up with? Why do
Speaker 1: Australians what do you think people have been asking Google?
Speaker 2: Why do a Australians like beer?
Speaker 3: Why do Australians talk so funny?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Why do Australians say good a?
Speaker 4: No? Close but not good a? Come on? What's the
Speaker 4: word you say all the time?
Speaker 3: Oh? Why do no? I don't know. Why do Australians
Speaker 3: like meat pies?
Speaker 4: Yes? That is on the pats.
Speaker 2: I'll then say change mine to Why do Australians say mate?
Speaker 4: There you done? Yes? The most popular one is why
Speaker 4: do Australians say mate? Then? Why why do prisoners work? Green?
Speaker 1: Magpies, warble passports have French? Why do Australians passports have French.
Speaker 1: Why do Australian celebrate Australian Day? Why do Australians have
Speaker 1: school uniforms? That's strange, It's all over the world. This
Speaker 1: is one for Patsy. Why do Australians call English people poms?
Speaker 1: And why do Australians speak English? And why do Australians
Speaker 1: trunks have snorkels? I don't understand one all right. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I like to Sometimes I like to what did all
Speaker 1: Google say?
Speaker 4: Also complete? Sometimes I like.
Speaker 2: To Sometimes I like to dance naked.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I like to sunback naked.
Speaker 4: A lot about you two here general on Google.
Speaker 2: No, Sometimes I like to eat alone.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I like to pick my nose.
Speaker 1: Not on that not that moment, pats You know, main out.
Speaker 1: You can't touch your face in a moment. I've never
Speaker 1: been more aware of wanting to touch my face since
Speaker 1: this all happened.
Speaker 2: Unless you can get up there very surgically without touching
Speaker 2: any other side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to make and obviously more hand sanitize,
Speaker 1: but some kind of picking or prodding nose in that sanitized.
Speaker 2: You know, the backscratch of that looks like a little hand.
Speaker 2: But if there was just.
Speaker 1: One finger Glenn twenty one finger sanitizer. Here, just scratch
Speaker 1: yourself with come on, Glen twenty anyway.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I like.
Speaker 2: To Sometimes I like to smell my own farts. That's
Speaker 2: something some people would.
Speaker 1: Most people do. Most people do is the only men
Speaker 1: that do that? Definitely what I call the subtle cup.
Speaker 4: You know, you have a little looks you around and
Speaker 4: you do the old cup. Don't you have a smell? No?
Speaker 1: No, no talking about what other people might do. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine who might do that? Now, I would
Speaker 1: never never do that. I'm English, gentlemen. We all know that,
Speaker 1: all right. Sometimes I like to Sometimes I.
Speaker 3: Like to eat on the toilet's putting it out there?
Speaker 4: Not on here? What do you have snacks? What are
Speaker 4: you doing? You're taking?
Speaker 1: Who is taking snacks into the toilet? Come on, pats,
Speaker 1: all right. The most popular one is sometimes I like
Speaker 1: to curl up in a ball. Mean, sometimes I like
Speaker 1: to mean. Sometimes I like to lie, pretend, pretend I'm
Speaker 1: a meatball. Who is typing that into Google? Sometimes I
Speaker 1: like to pretend I'm a meatball. The next one is
Speaker 1: sometimes I like to pretend to a carrot. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: like to ain't myself orange? This is why the world
Speaker 1: is dumed. This is why we're doing.
Speaker 2: If we play this again, we have to think outside
Speaker 2: the bark.
Speaker 4: The's other ones.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I like to be alone, that's fine. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: like to lie lyrics, what the hell are they? Sometimes
Speaker 1: I like to then simply jokes.
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