WEBVTT - MINI: Autocomplete

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<v Speaker 1>Question the Questionian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast yesterday. You know

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<v Speaker 1>we've all done this where you know, when you jump

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<v Speaker 1>on Google and you start to put your question in

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<v Speaker 1>and it comes up with already auto complete of possible

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<v Speaker 1>answers given the most popular questions have been answered autocomplete.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, and sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>tell oneing yesterday. I needed to research something about Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 1>and I typed him The first question of my inquiry

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<v Speaker 1>was Melbourne is. And then suddenly the ten auto complete

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<v Speaker 1>options come up, the most popular at number one, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it goes down. I'm thinking maybe this could turn

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<v Speaker 1>into a game on the show. Okay, autocomplete game. So

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<v Speaker 1>I typed him Melbourne is. There are ten possible things

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<v Speaker 1>that came back with what do you think? Jack and Pats,

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<v Speaker 1>you take each other on what do you think it returned?

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne is. These are based on the most popular searchers

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<v Speaker 1>into Melbourne and what people type out into questions an

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<v Speaker 1>algorithm what do you reckon ject?

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to think it's positive, So people are

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<v Speaker 2>saying things like Melbourne is lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon it's most livable city.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither of that in the top ten of things that

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<v Speaker 1>have been asked about Melbourne. It's an algorithm, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>not on there at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Guesses the sporting capital.

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<v Speaker 4>Nope. Think about what people type into Google.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's topical, Melbourne is in lockdown or Melbourne is

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<v Speaker 2>socially distancing. Nope, Melbourne is I I hate to think

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<v Speaker 2>that people would write something it's bad.

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<v Speaker 4>People put in whatever they want.

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<v Speaker 2>Melbourne is a bad city.

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne is a dump, is the second most popular one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what else have we got? Melbourne is what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think people will be searching into Google?

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<v Speaker 3>The home of AFILM.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's not on there. Melbourne is expensive, Yes, Melbourne

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<v Speaker 4>is expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the tenth most popular one. It is Melbourne. Going

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<v Speaker 1>from the first one is Melbourne is smoky, Melbourne is

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<v Speaker 1>a dump? Melbourne in which state? Melbourne famous for Melbourn

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<v Speaker 1>state or city? Melbourne overrated? Was it number five? Melbourne

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<v Speaker 1>in which time zone? Number is coming in at four?

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne's so boring. That's Sydney people. I think typing that

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<v Speaker 1>and trying to push that algorithm up there better than

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney is up there as well.

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<v Speaker 4>And Melbourne is expensive, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, guys, I've got three more so coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm now going to turn this into a game for

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<v Speaker 1>points if you find the most popular one that.

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<v Speaker 4>Comes up on Google Feud, Google also complain. Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 4>Chris John O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So yesterday I was doing which the thing that everyone

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<v Speaker 1>does every single day. Were you type in a question

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<v Speaker 1>into Google? And yes, I was just typing something. It

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<v Speaker 1>came up autocomplete with that drop down or menu of

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<v Speaker 1>all the things the most public questions that people have asked,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you're trying to ask. And I was saying, could

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<v Speaker 1>we turn this into a game with Jack and Bats

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<v Speaker 1>taking each other on, trying to guess what was actually asked?

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<v Speaker 1>What was said? What were the most popular ones? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to turn this into a game.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm using this because I love hearing it early when

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<v Speaker 1>we're trying to guess what Belinda's song was. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>going to do, guys, I'm going to tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>the question is. Yep, You're going to take each other

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<v Speaker 1>and try and guess what did Google say?

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<v Speaker 4>What was the auto complete that came back?

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, if you get one that is the top

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<v Speaker 1>ten of the things that were on Google or too complete?

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<v Speaker 1>You get a point if nothing, and then the all

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<v Speaker 1>important one if you get the one that's at number one,

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<v Speaker 1>the most popular one that it returned on auto complete,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give.

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<v Speaker 4>You ten thousand points. Okay, all right? First of all, then,

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<v Speaker 4>why do men? Now you're in the mood, you're loos

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<v Speaker 4>Why do men?

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<v Speaker 1>What did auto complete Google auto complete return with?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do men? The question? Why do men?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do men pee standing up?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do men swear so much?

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<v Speaker 4>Neither of those on there?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do men smell?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do men smell? Not on there?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do men hate housework?

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<v Speaker 4>Sexist? Not on there?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do men like beer?

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<v Speaker 4>Not on there?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have thought that were gone on there? One

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<v Speaker 1>more gets each, and I'll take you through. Why do men.

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<v Speaker 3>Take such long showers?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean by that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're in there forever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're talking about your husband, Chris. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that in the show. I don't take an I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in out shower.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it out.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's up to that and there, that's you got

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<v Speaker 1>to speak to him about that. Google isn't aware of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do men like to sleep in?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've got it here, then, okay, Starting at the

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<v Speaker 1>most popular one, why do men go bald? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>men have beards? Why do the men's snare? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>the men lose hair? Why do men wear turbans? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do men get paid more? Why do men have body hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do men like feet? Why do men move so quickly?

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<v Speaker 4>Do we move quickly? And why do men have nipples? All? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Next one, you two should both smash this.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do Australians I touched into Google yesterday? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>Australians What did auto completely come up with? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>Australians what do you think people have been asking Google?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do a Australians like beer?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do Australians talk so funny?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do Australians say good a?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Close but not good a? Come on? What's the

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<v Speaker 4>word you say all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Why do no? I don't know. Why do Australians

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<v Speaker 3>like meat pies?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? That is on the pats.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll then say change mine to Why do Australians say mate?

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<v Speaker 4>There you done? Yes? The most popular one is why

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<v Speaker 4>do Australians say mate? Then? Why why do prisoners work? Green?

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<v Speaker 1>Magpies, warble passports have French? Why do Australians passports have French.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do Australian celebrate Australian Day? Why do Australians have

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<v Speaker 1>school uniforms? That's strange, It's all over the world. This

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<v Speaker 1>is one for Patsy. Why do Australians call English people poms?

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<v Speaker 1>And why do Australians speak English? And why do Australians

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<v Speaker 1>trunks have snorkels? I don't understand one all right. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I like to Sometimes I like to what did all

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<v Speaker 1>Google say?

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<v Speaker 4>Also complete? Sometimes I like.

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<v Speaker 2>To Sometimes I like to dance naked.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I like to sunback naked.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot about you two here general on Google.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Sometimes I like to eat alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I like to pick my nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Not on that not that moment, pats You know, main out.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't touch your face in a moment. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been more aware of wanting to touch my face since

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<v Speaker 1>this all happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless you can get up there very surgically without touching

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<v Speaker 2>any other side.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they need to make and obviously more hand sanitize,

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<v Speaker 1>but some kind of picking or prodding nose in that sanitized.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the backscratch of that looks like a little hand.

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<v Speaker 2>But if there was just.

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<v Speaker 1>One finger Glenn twenty one finger sanitizer. Here, just scratch

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<v Speaker 1>yourself with come on, Glen twenty anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I like.

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<v Speaker 2>To Sometimes I like to smell my own farts. That's

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<v Speaker 2>something some people would.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people do. Most people do is the only men

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<v Speaker 1>that do that? Definitely what I call the subtle cup.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you have a little looks you around and

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<v Speaker 4>you do the old cup. Don't you have a smell? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no talking about what other people might do. A

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine who might do that? Now, I would

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<v Speaker 1>never never do that. I'm English, gentlemen. We all know that,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Sometimes I like to Sometimes I.

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<v Speaker 3>Like to eat on the toilet's putting it out there?

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<v Speaker 4>Not on here? What do you have snacks? What are

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<v Speaker 4>you doing? You're taking?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is taking snacks into the toilet? Come on, pats,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. The most popular one is sometimes I like

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<v Speaker 1>to curl up in a ball. Mean, sometimes I like

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<v Speaker 1>to mean. Sometimes I like to lie, pretend, pretend I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a meatball. Who is typing that into Google? Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>like to pretend I'm a meatball. The next one is

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I like to pretend to a carrot. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>like to ain't myself orange? This is why the world

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<v Speaker 1>is dumed. This is why we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>If we play this again, we have to think outside

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<v Speaker 2>the bark.

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<v Speaker 4>The's other ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I like to be alone, that's fine. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>like to lie lyrics, what the hell are they? Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I like to then simply jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show