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Speaker 4: Welcome to The Christian O'Connell's Show. Good morning, Patsy, Goodring,
Speaker 4: Jackiere morning guys. Now, Jack, you've got a mouth ulcer?
Speaker 3: Aren't they the worst?
Speaker 4: Yes, you guys, get these.
Speaker 3: I got one of my tongue.
Speaker 2: That's when you run down.
Speaker 4: All rundown or low bit of m V. They say,
Speaker 4: as well, zinc, you've.
Speaker 5: Been telling lies. My mother used to say, you've been
Speaker 5: telling FIBs. If you've got an ulcer on your time.
Speaker 3: I'm very honest boy. It just ruins your day.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's everywhere you go and you try and talk
Speaker 4: and it's just it's they're angry all the things. So
Speaker 4: it's like an angry little crator.
Speaker 3: It's irritating to talk, irritating to eat, so you don't
Speaker 3: eat enough.
Speaker 4: Thing.
Speaker 2: Where is it on the tongue, It's like halfway up
Speaker 2: the back of.
Speaker 3: My mouth on the side.
Speaker 4: Oh, they sting tried to give me.
Speaker 3: Bianki got these things from her parents when they went
Speaker 3: to Japan. That's like a plastic bit of film and
Speaker 3: each one's got a little circle on it, and you
Speaker 3: meant to put the plastic circle on the ulcer and
Speaker 3: then over time the desults back comes off, yes and adults,
Speaker 3: it dissolves on that didn't work.
Speaker 4: And she was so like a corn plaster for your
Speaker 4: own ulcer, basically because.
Speaker 3: She's they come from Japan, and she's like, you can't
Speaker 3: get them here. Do not waste the people.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that plastic tat Maka came back with
Speaker 4: Thailand with or Vietnam the seven and one Greater? No,
Speaker 4: we don't want to. It's taking out space at a
Speaker 4: landfill somewhere, the one in one.
Speaker 3: Well, the way that banker were treating these this awful
Speaker 3: medication from Japan was like she had one last vaccine
Speaker 3: for I'll give you one only that didn't work. Is
Speaker 3: this been irritating me all night?
Speaker 4: And and he becomes self conscious of how you sound
Speaker 4: with it, like you got factor.
Speaker 3: Because it actually if you put on a bit of
Speaker 3: a list, but it doesn't hurt as much because you
Speaker 3: don't move your tongue.
Speaker 4: You're going to affects this morning. But that's how you're
Speaker 4: going to do a Mike Tyson for the show. So yeah,
Speaker 4: regular salt water. I'll be doing that every half an hour.
Speaker 4: So in salt water rinses. Have you tried the best
Speaker 4: tasting medicine the world? Bonde jella bon?
Speaker 3: Isn't that for kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But what's good for kids, it's good for us
Speaker 4: likely growing up wish list. Don't let the kids have
Speaker 4: all the good meds. I do like to taste of
Speaker 4: taste that the clear magic liquid it's got and the
Speaker 4: next ambrosia from the gods.
Speaker 3: Well, Caitlin, who works with us, said, to put better
Speaker 3: deane on it. Surely you can't put better.
Speaker 4: What do you actually mean by that? Do you don't
Speaker 4: mean like the iodine the brown stuff you put on
Speaker 4: an open wound?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 7: My mum if we ever had nulcer as a kid,
Speaker 7: she would put it on the end of a brand
Speaker 7: and you pop it on on the part and that
Speaker 7: also would be gone.
Speaker 3: The next day. Is it a special been a better
Speaker 3: dean or the one you put on your skin?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the one that you put on your skin,
Speaker 6: the ordinary.
Speaker 4: One that is now about external use.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it goes on an open wound, does it
Speaker 6: not the same as you would put it on a.
Speaker 4: Scratch on the knee or but I would think that
Speaker 4: the skin like on an arm, say, or a knee
Speaker 4: or on the outside of the body is tougher than
Speaker 4: how sensitive is and.
Speaker 3: The TI and then also in your mouth you're going
Speaker 3: to be swallowing some of it.
Speaker 6: Yes, guys, I've done it forever and look I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say you are at times like a human firework.
Speaker 4: Today she came into the radio tune and I thought, oh,
Speaker 4: she's got some business, and it went, look at my shoes.
Speaker 4: I've got new shoes.
Speaker 3: More sexually doing your tapped.
Speaker 1: That's what happens if you drink better than Christian Connall
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian o'connall's show, Christian tael Jack put a vegimie on it.
Speaker 4: Itels like a very Australian. I couldn't think vegimie on everything,
Speaker 4: bread toast.
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything that would sting more than
Speaker 3: straight on yours the pace on.
Speaker 4: Greg Christian taw Jansaker Baraka for booster vitman b and
Speaker 4: putting somebody else put vegemite on the answer, two separate
Speaker 4: people saying vegimite.
Speaker 2: That's the salt individual.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a prank, wouldn't that sting?
Speaker 2: Yeah take the pain.
Speaker 4: Yeah you're sterilizing it. I'm just young. I mean it's
Speaker 4: no different than a salt water mouth wash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that does sting as well.
Speaker 4: We've got we got vegemite here. I was thinking up
Speaker 4: with better deane as well. These are things that every
Speaker 4: Australian home has, better dean, vegamite. Let's make the definitive
Speaker 4: list of what every Australian home requires.
Speaker 3: In that same cupboard, vied vapor rum.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, my mum would put that as a sort
Speaker 4: of salve for anything, even if I came home from
Speaker 4: school and had a really bad day. Get the vapor
Speaker 4: and put it into the soles of your feet. My
Speaker 4: mum once told me when I I first went to America,
Speaker 4: to take some vapor rub to get over jet lag,
Speaker 4: to massage into the soles of my feet. What can't
Speaker 4: it do? All right, So let's try and make the
Speaker 4: listen of what every Australian home should have, so better Dean, vegimkes,
Speaker 4: vic vapor vic vaco rub what else should be on there?
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Thank you very much. Lots of people
Speaker 4: were trying to help Jack out this morning with his
Speaker 4: mouth ulcer. Kristian IV just pulled over on my way
Speaker 4: to work. This is so born. You've pulled over. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, so pulled over my word to what
Speaker 4: it was just listening and need to let you know.
Speaker 4: There is a specific mouthwash Better Dean that Jack can
Speaker 4: use for his ulcer, Not the one that you smear
Speaker 4: on your cuts that makes way.
Speaker 2: More throat, the Better Deane sore throat guard that.
Speaker 3: Makes way more sense. One that you're allowed to put
Speaker 3: it in your mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's it. Yeah, yeah, no, no, what's up? Producer
Speaker 4: Kat Then who originally recommended now that you just drink
Speaker 4: Better Dean, not drink it.
Speaker 7: Simply use an earbud, pop it on the Better Dean
Speaker 7: that comes out as the concentrated one, and just pop
Speaker 7: it right on the arlcin and should be rup.
Speaker 3: There is a specific oral one, though, well we didn't
Speaker 3: have that in the nineties, so we just used a
Speaker 3: brand new invention upre on the Goldie.
Speaker 4: You know that's a fa role like that Christian. Nothing
Speaker 4: to do in mouth ulscers. But just want to let
Speaker 4: you know that Audi are selling those after dinner mints
Speaker 4: that you're trying to wonder what's happened to them in
Speaker 4: preparation for Christmas. If anyone is going to Audi this week,
Speaker 4: please I'll gladly buy them off you Brook, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for letting me know. Christians. Something you'd find
Speaker 4: in every Australian household. Eucalypto soil, Judy, different sized band aids,
Speaker 4: including the Mickey Mouse ones, Christian tael Jack, somebody else
Speaker 4: saying vegamite directly to the mouth ulcer. It will feels strange,
Speaker 4: but it works. It takes a couple of goes errow God.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, you get the air again.
Speaker 3: I have mosquitoes in my bathroom this morning, two that
Speaker 3: I had to kill. What are they doing up so early?
Speaker 2: They come up through the part through their.
Speaker 4: Do they really from the weather this week is at
Speaker 4: the hot weather barmy.
Speaker 3: You know what we got. We have one of those
Speaker 3: old eighties spa baths that we have that's never been
Speaker 3: replaced and it's got the SPA tubes that we never use.
Speaker 3: They don't work anymore, But there's.
Speaker 4: Always people have done in that and rex tubs.
Speaker 3: I reckon. The mosquitoes are breeding inside those.
Speaker 4: God yeah, and then they're getting in your mouth and
Speaker 4: your hair. At the moment you've got nits on the hand,
Speaker 4: you got Elsa's in there as well. You've got to
Speaker 4: burn shut the tubes and that sex tub in the
Speaker 4: corner there, all right. Things you find the Australian in
Speaker 4: every single Australian household, strictly ballroom and on VHS in
Speaker 4: any draw I reckon you find that tube of Lucas
Speaker 4: pawpor ointment bag full of bags? Do you remember that
Speaker 4: these days were bag for like you have it?
Speaker 3: You don't have it anymore, but hosehold have the shopping bag?
Speaker 4: Yes, they're like the Russian nesting dolls within bags within
Speaker 4: bags within bags, and a dirty old eski outside. There's
Speaker 4: always some dirty, old, sort of mildew encrusted eski that's
Speaker 4: around as well. Jack. What else would you find in
Speaker 4: every Australian household?
Speaker 3: Definitely w D forty.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: Every time I see it, I wish there was something
Speaker 3: I could use it on And I get so excited
Speaker 3: when there's something squeaky in the house to actually use it.
Speaker 3: Milo in the cupboard, Yes, and more tortures than you need.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can never have enough torch.
Speaker 3: I get so excited to have another torch on hand
Speaker 3: just for safety. And now like the last one I
Speaker 3: bought is the fourth one I had. It's like, hem,
Speaker 3: are we all going to need two torches each one
Speaker 3: there's an emergency.
Speaker 4: I try and have a spare torch in every room
Speaker 4: in the house, every room, because if there's a power
Speaker 4: outage and you're in the dark, you won't go where
Speaker 4: did I put fat torch? That's true, where you go?
Speaker 4: Where is this room's torch? Always back in the room.
Speaker 3: To the right, see all my torches?
Speaker 4: Look it's like that thinks we live in a cinema
Speaker 4: where there's always a torch on the back for the
Speaker 4: usher to go and wandering around. Patsy, what do you
Speaker 4: think is in every home?
Speaker 2: Well, it used to be macure. Crime was the fix
Speaker 2: of everything. If you've felt it was macure. It was
Speaker 2: like this ointment.
Speaker 5: It was an orange ointment that Mum would put on
Speaker 5: your knee if you had a scrape, if you fell
Speaker 5: off your bike or something.
Speaker 3: The same as you what you'd use benadine.
Speaker 5: For, yes, but it would last brown as well, that
Speaker 5: kind of irony and cour uite orange. It was like
Speaker 5: fluorescent orange.
Speaker 2: But I see that they banned it in the US
Speaker 2: in the eighties.
Speaker 4: And while I don't really ban much in the US,
Speaker 4: so it must be terrible scapined mercury. It had mercury
Speaker 4: well supplied directly to yourself.
Speaker 2: No, and Australia didn't ben it till something like late ninety.
Speaker 5: It shows it's like we're all full of mecucro.
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Speaker 4: We're trying to form a definitive list what all the
Speaker 4: things you're bound to find in every Australian home. The
Speaker 4: Navy nineties bed sheets were the sun and moon all
Speaker 4: over them. I think every Australian household had them. Christian Savlon,
Speaker 4: mum cracked out of the medicine counter every time we
Speaker 4: scraped on knees coming off bikes. Plastic classic fly swats
Speaker 4: covered in dead fly guts. Christian, I'm also with producer Kelly.
Speaker 4: My mum used to betting straight onto mouth ulcers work
Speaker 4: a treat that comes from Linton Christian and every Australian home.
Speaker 4: Flat batteries for all tortures in the drawers. That rising man,
Speaker 4: I'm like, who's been putting the flat batteries back? Debt hole? Yes,
Speaker 4: a nebulizer? What is a nebulizer? Someone do with air?
Speaker 5: Is it one of those vaporizers you know when you
Speaker 5: when you're toddler has a cold and you put a
Speaker 5: little bit of Yeah, use soil. Yeah, helps them breathe
Speaker 5: like a humidifile sort of, I think, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I think it's the same thing.
Speaker 4: I think it's a diffuser cording. If anyone can actually
Speaker 4: correctly tell us what a nebulizer is. Nine four one
Speaker 4: four one o four three Ryan, good morning, how are
Speaker 4: we all? We're going? Do you know what a nebulizer is?
Speaker 8: Yes, a nebulizer is when back in the day's toddlers
Speaker 8: we're feeling feeling not the best, they would pour a
Speaker 8: bit of liquid like Vick's into this.
Speaker 9: It's like an oil and it steams it through and
Speaker 9: it comes through the room. Yes, very very old school,
Speaker 9: my friend, very very very old.
Speaker 4: School, my friend. Wheel.
Speaker 3: Then the nebulizer.
Speaker 4: It sounds like an old word as well, doesn't it
Speaker 4: eyeser at the end of it? The nebulizer currently.
Speaker 9: Thirty five years old. I store one in more.
Speaker 4: Room, Ryan, Thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 4: Some of the ones that have also come in. The
Speaker 4: old Soka host that's badly wrapped together at the back
Speaker 4: of a shed becomes basically a sort of nesting for snakes,
Speaker 4: doesn't it. Every home house the good scissors and the
Speaker 4: good knife as well. Do you remember remember the wooden
Speaker 4: bowl for chippies?
Speaker 3: Oh, everyone have a same wooden boss.
Speaker 4: We have one that only gets used for putting your
Speaker 4: chippies in. It's just a wooden bowl for chippies. And
Speaker 4: then tea towels always the third draw down. Are you
Speaker 4: the same system, patch God? Yes, third draw down isn't
Speaker 4: the way it goes in the kitchens you have spoons,
Speaker 4: nice and forks in the top drawer. Then there's there's
Speaker 4: like the bakery paper. It's got bad zip lock bag,
Speaker 4: second draw down, third draw down, the tee towels, and
Speaker 4: then the fourth one, if you've got a fourth one
Speaker 4: is random crash miscellaneous. Yes, that couldn't be filed in
Speaker 4: the other one.
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, What would you find in every single
Speaker 4: Australian household? Nine four one four one four three? Did
Speaker 4: you have slipping side? Guys?
Speaker 3: I reckon. More common than the slipping side is the tarp,
Speaker 3: the water and dish washing.
Speaker 4: We were homemade, I think fancy tarp.
Speaker 3: Only the other ones I reckon you get outside is
Speaker 3: totem tennis. And every household had the same white metal
Speaker 3: set of cricket stumps.
Speaker 4: Yes, yep. Also there's those chairs that live in the garage.
Speaker 4: They're not really even I always go, Lou, they're kind
Speaker 4: of garage chairs, you know, where you've got an extra
Speaker 4: couple of people that you won't expected to come around
Speaker 4: and went and my wife go, Chris, go and get
Speaker 4: the chairs and a garage oh plenty, and we must
Speaker 4: not like them one key legs and they just get
Speaker 4: dumped in the garage. Also, you need about eight different
Speaker 4: sizes and shaped bottles of sunscreen. Yeah you know, and
Speaker 4: you got the shape. There's none in here. Why hasn't
Speaker 4: this been thrown away? There's never enough there, Christian. A
Speaker 4: stack of random keys that no one knows what they do,
Speaker 4: but no one has the balls to throw them out
Speaker 4: because one day they might be the key for the
Speaker 4: lock they needed. That's so true. You're right, you're scared
Speaker 4: intimidated by the keys, Christian Ryan. What Ryan was saying
Speaker 4: is a nebulized is not an nebulizer? I sell them?
Speaker 4: What a job? Someone is still selling the nebulizers. We
Speaker 4: don't even know what you sell. A nebulizer hooks up
Speaker 4: to a mask and pump steam. Right, medications can be added.
Speaker 4: The other thing is a humidifier, he was describing, Christian.
Speaker 4: Every Ossie home needs a Hills Hoyst clothesline with a
Speaker 4: plastic net container of clothes pegs hanging on that basket trolley. Christian,
Speaker 4: what about the junk draw in the kitchen? Normally the
Speaker 4: top draw of the second set of drawers, if you
Speaker 4: have them, for the selection of stuff that you may
Speaker 4: need but rarely use, batteries, rubber bands, bulldog clips, paper clips,
Speaker 4: and a collection of other useless items.
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. Please no more nebulizer chat. We must
Speaker 4: move on. Okay, I've had enough. I now know too
Speaker 4: much that I know an hour ago about nebulizers and
Speaker 4: the market for nebulizers as well. Christian. In every Australian home,
Speaker 4: What about the giant woulden fork and spoon on the wall. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: mine too, so that we know we're in the kitchen. Yes,
Speaker 4: what happened to all of those? Where are they now?
Speaker 4: Those giant wooden Wow? I thought those in the years.
Speaker 3: That's a great one on the wall at my nana
Speaker 3: pass house, right next to their teaspoon collection.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, Christian, every house with kids had the same
Speaker 4: green and yellow swing set. That's Craig morning guys. Every
Speaker 4: Australian home domestos under the sink Christian. What about a
Speaker 4: classic Victor two stroke lawn mower. My dad had one
Speaker 4: of those. That was the one way you had a ripcorder.
Speaker 4: It's actually really hard to get it going. Moccasin slippers, Christian.
Speaker 4: Back in the day, every bathroom had a bar of
Speaker 4: Imperial leather soap. I used to think that was really
Speaker 4: fancy to me. It was like the Venetta. The Viennetta
Speaker 4: of soaps was an Imperial leather Let's take some course.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Lisa, morning, Hey game, I'm good Lisa. Welcome
Speaker 4: to the show. So what would you find in every
Speaker 4: Australian home.
Speaker 10: I'd be surprised if you didn't have a messy Capital's tupaway.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's always more top. There's too many lips and
Speaker 4: not enough tupperware the actual container side. Don't do it?
Speaker 11: What with you?
Speaker 3: I reckon, We've got more lids than containers, right.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, there's always there's always a disproportion of the
Speaker 4: sea saws in the wrong way. Lisa, you're right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And it's a drawer that you can never fully close,
Speaker 4: the tupperwar draw It lives open, doesn't it.
Speaker 12: It does, and sometimes when things get stuck, that's pretty tough.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 3: I reckon It would be a killer prize we give
Speaker 3: away on the station someone to come over and sort
Speaker 3: your tuperwear drawer. Make sure there's a matching lid to
Speaker 3: every tub.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think they should be magnetized tupperware lids to
Speaker 4: containers so it does to work itself. You know that
Speaker 4: that thing you press on the top of your vacuum
Speaker 4: where it sucks it's lead back into its belly. That
Speaker 4: is what you need. Lisa, thank you very much. It's
Speaker 4: got a Daniel, Good morning, Daniel.
Speaker 13: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Hell are we yeah, we're good. So what would you
Speaker 4: find in every Australian home?
Speaker 13: Would it have to be the half shell pull in
Speaker 13: a servant condition, faded from the sun damage and prebably cracking.
Speaker 4: That it always yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Never paid for my old man, who was a bit
Speaker 1: of an ideas man.
Speaker 13: We'll go around to ask rubbish winter and collect the
Speaker 13: ones that from the last month. I never paid for them.
Speaker 4: How many did you need, couple, Daniel, Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: she called us. Go to Matthew. No morning, Matthew, christ
Speaker 4: I'm good, welcome for the show. So what would you
Speaker 4: find in every Australian home without it?
Speaker 14: Doubt?
Speaker 15: It would have to be the old crystal cabinet that
Speaker 15: would sit around collecting dust and the last thing you
Speaker 15: could do was touch any of the cups.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. Various sort of cups and tankards and
Speaker 4: trinkets and RSL glasses that mysteriously in there that you
Speaker 4: could never touch. Yeah, my grandparents had that cupboard. Matthew,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, she called my I have a good.
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. When I finally got a full
Speaker 4: time I felt so rich and when I brought a
Speaker 4: bar of Imperial leather first thing I did with my paycheck,
Speaker 4: pat because I remember a time back in the day
Speaker 4: whenever Australia, our household would have had a backyard incinerator
Speaker 4: that you could burn each Sunday.
Speaker 16: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we we bought our first place, it had
Speaker 3: the remnants of what was the incinerator pit in the
Speaker 3: back corner of the Yeah, I mean I was. It
Speaker 3: was before my time, but they had it where it
Speaker 3: was and it was just a pile of ash. H
Speaker 3: And I guess what did you do? Burn on your rubbish?
Speaker 5: Everything leaves, especially in autumn like suburbs with just a
Speaker 5: haze of smoke with everyone burning their leaves.
Speaker 4: It's a miracle that we escaped out the Saturday s eighties,
Speaker 4: isn't it? Pats? Seriously?
Speaker 3: And did you burn rubbish? Actually?
Speaker 2: Like absolutely everything got burnchack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is why the world is like this whenky Australia, when.
Speaker 3: We when we were in that house in Covid, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they incinerator appear in the back and then underneath the
Speaker 3: ground was a whole lot of buried bottles.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what are you really?
Speaker 3: Old?
Speaker 16: Ones?
Speaker 4: That glass in any way, shape or form. It is
Speaker 4: very all right, Patsy. Can we hear about the letter
Speaker 4: from the Aunties and the circular saw? Yes?
Speaker 5: So I've got a deer Auntie in regional Vick who
Speaker 5: still likes to pin a letter and post it, you know,
Speaker 5: old school, which I love.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So dying, Oh is that letter writing?
Speaker 16: He is?
Speaker 5: And it's so nice because you normally just get bills
Speaker 5: in the letter box, and it's so lovely when you
Speaker 5: get a letter from Annie.
Speaker 4: Or you might get a birthday card, and even now
Speaker 4: obviously out to I now have to buy the same
Speaker 4: birthday card twice because not you see handwriting, I make
Speaker 4: a mistakes. Yeah, so I actually bought four different birthday
Speaker 4: cards my daughter's eighteenth on Monday, and the night before
Speaker 4: I screwed up three of them. I miss spelled her name.
Speaker 4: Writing this name for eighteen years. I was getting all nervous.
Speaker 16: You do.
Speaker 4: Chance, you can't undo typing anymore.
Speaker 2: She's got that beautiful cursive script.
Speaker 5: And you know when you see the envelope in your mailbox,
Speaker 5: oh it's un't Mary, and you can't wait to open
Speaker 5: a letter anyway.
Speaker 4: She writes you just about what's been going on for her,
Speaker 4: just what's.
Speaker 2: Going on for them, her and her husband John, and what.
Speaker 4: I'd be quite happy actually for you to communicate with
Speaker 4: Jack and I just put it in a letter or something,
Speaker 4: send it to us so we can catch up, like
Speaker 4: another love little an update once a month with something
Speaker 4: about the lost spectacles.
Speaker 5: But her latest letter is I was absolutely horrified, actually,
Speaker 5: but it was just the way that she downplayed it,
Speaker 5: because you know they're up in wing Garada.
Speaker 2: They're country tough, they are so tough. So I'll read
Speaker 2: you a little excerpt of what she What she wrote amusing.
Speaker 5: Uncle John had a little mishap with the circular saw
Speaker 5: last week and slipped coming to grief with his testicles.
Speaker 5: A quick dash to the hospital and he is now
Speaker 5: recovering at home. But still it could have been far worse.
Speaker 4: She wrote that impursive writing, looked at it, folded the
Speaker 4: letter and half and sent it to you. Who needs
Speaker 4: a letter about a testicular accident?
Speaker 2: How awful is that?
Speaker 3: How did you manage that? I mean, I understand a finger,
Speaker 3: maybe even cutting into an armback, now I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't understand a finger being severed with
Speaker 4: a circular sawd But that's.
Speaker 3: You can understand, there's more of a chance to clip
Speaker 3: your finger off. How are you getting thee down there?
Speaker 4: Where there is? I know they start to lower as
Speaker 4: you get older. You know, suddenly you're cutting wood or
Speaker 4: soaring and suddenly the ball bag just slips into place,
Speaker 4: swinging and swinging in the wind.
Speaker 2: How awful is like?
Speaker 16: That is?
Speaker 2: Actually like it's kind of you have to kind of laugh.
Speaker 4: But it could have been so well, that's why you
Speaker 4: should have never gone into working in a hospital. Have
Speaker 4: I got some hard you you're gonna die? It's the
Speaker 4: funniest my dearest.
Speaker 3: As she writes back, I couldn't stop laughing thinking about
Speaker 3: Uncle's test.
Speaker 4: So were they are they quickly gone? What is he?
Speaker 6: No? No? No?
Speaker 2: So he was stitch The poor poor uncle Johnny.
Speaker 4: Was shout out to Uncle john from moment.
Speaker 5: Lots of ice packs and I thought they would have
Speaker 5: kept him in overnight, But no, in and out back
Speaker 5: home recovering.
Speaker 4: Better and into the wound grow back all the Way't
Speaker 4: you're an old man, you don't really need them.
Speaker 3: Anymore, to be honest, country vasecto me, can you just.
Speaker 4: Read that line again? And because there's no warning, like
Speaker 4: you know, she just goes straight in, she just goes.
Speaker 4: I want to I want to hear the line again, Jack, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Uncle John had a little misshap with the circular saw
Speaker 5: last week and slipped coming to grief with his testicles.
Speaker 5: A quick dash to the hospital and he's now recovering at.
Speaker 4: High But he's not driving himself to the hospitals.
Speaker 5: Driven him and so she still drives. But still it
Speaker 5: could have been far worse. It's like, look on the
Speaker 5: bright side, John.
Speaker 4: But it's the fact that she actually put pen to paper,
Speaker 4: you know, and thought, you know what this is. This
Speaker 4: is another This demands a letter.
Speaker 3: To something she can put with the magnet on the
Speaker 3: frie This can't wait.
Speaker 4: For a Christmas catch up. This needs to be sealed
Speaker 4: and inked and sent through the post to Patsy. All right,
Speaker 4: you Country Tough, We love him. Stories about Country Tough.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. Soccerus just equalized in the World Cup
Speaker 4: qualifier against bar Rain two or during a mysterious ten
Speaker 4: minutes of injury time which I have never heard of.
Speaker 4: Ten minutes I never heard of ten minutes of injury
Speaker 4: time but you've got to be at the World Cup. Christian.
Speaker 4: I heard Jack and Pats talking about old school incinerators.
Speaker 4: We also had one in our backyard, and the Aunties
Speaker 4: and in fact my dad when his mates used to
Speaker 4: come around after the Footye, they just stand around and
Speaker 4: throw their empty beer bottles into the fire and just
Speaker 4: stare into it. Paper plates are after a barbecue, who'd
Speaker 4: all just went into the pit at the bottom of
Speaker 4: the God.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why counsel started hard rubbish. It's like, everyone's
Speaker 3: got to stop burning stuff.
Speaker 4: Please. We'll take it from you, Christian. When I started
Speaker 4: my first top job, the lawyer taught me how to
Speaker 4: screw up paper correctly, sort of burm better in the backyard.
Speaker 4: And all right, there's tough and then there is country tough.
Speaker 4: We're looking for stories today about country tough. It might
Speaker 4: be year as somebody who know the family nine four
Speaker 4: one one four three Caroline, Good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1: How's everybody?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good, so is it someone in the family and Aunty
Speaker 4: and Uncle.
Speaker 10: No, this would mean my dad. And it's amazing that
Speaker 10: he's still alive today with the amount of times he's
Speaker 10: Country Tough We call him Frankenstein because he puts himself
Speaker 10: back together.
Speaker 4: He's invented self healing pretty.
Speaker 10: Much pretty much. He stays out of hospitals as much
Speaker 10: as he can because he puts himself back together. Basically,
Speaker 10: the best one I can give you this morning is
Speaker 10: he was out ocean fishing by himself, cut himself with
Speaker 10: his fishing knife rather badly. Knew he wouldn't get back
Speaker 10: to the hospital in time to get it stitched properly,
Speaker 10: so he stitched in himself with the fishing line he had.
Speaker 4: I've seen that in the movie Rambo, where he stitches
Speaker 4: himself back up because he's Rambo.
Speaker 10: Well, he then apparently put the rag in the salt
Speaker 10: water and then.
Speaker 14: Wrapped it up.
Speaker 4: Is tough and in fact, Roadhouse.
Speaker 10: He's known to use super glue, not the hospital kind.
Speaker 10: And he's also cemented loose loose teeth and teeth falling out.
Speaker 4: What do you mean cemented?
Speaker 10: Tormented? He's used old style cement to cement his teeth.
Speaker 10: If a dentist gets him in a dentist chair, he's
Speaker 10: in deep trouble.
Speaker 4: All that robin in his mouth and masonry, masonry trill. Literally,
Speaker 4: I wonder it's walking medical game.
Speaker 10: Near a Mason news drill. He's already got like missing toes,
Speaker 10: missing fingers, he's sliced his calf.
Speaker 4: Off his of his Now we all understand, you're right,
Speaker 4: he is human Frankenstein pretty.
Speaker 10: Much pretty much. He's still getting around, knocking around. He's
Speaker 10: in his he's like seventies now, so but he puts
Speaker 10: himself back together.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? We've heard various stories over the
Speaker 4: is about Country toff. But the cement in the cement
Speaker 4: in the teeth is a new high for country.
Speaker 9: Look small yeah, yeah, don't get him smaller.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or cementing crumbly brick jaw. Thank you, thank you
Speaker 4: so much for telling us about Dad Frankenstein.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, no worries at all.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, Well, good morning, we're going. So
Speaker 4: you've got a story for us about Country tough today.
Speaker 14: Yeah, loading a truck and wouldn't get the load shuck properly.
Speaker 14: So I asked the foalk you to help me push
Speaker 14: the pole over and stop my finger cork with the
Speaker 14: finger from top to bottom down to the bone, and
Speaker 14: then continue to finish the loading. And then drove home
Speaker 14: unloaded and went to saw thee and then drove home
Speaker 14: in another two hours and then to them, my missus,
Speaker 14: I think I need to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: So when you when you continued loading, are you getting
Speaker 3: blood over all everything?
Speaker 14: No, I just throw a rag around it.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's country tough. Well, thank you very much. You
Speaker 4: kill me.
Speaker 1: Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian o'connall's show. Christmas has come early a messanes Ben's Berick.
Speaker 4: They will better any training off for buy at least
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars and you get another two thousand until
Speaker 4: the end of the year December. The thirty first terms apply.
Speaker 4: Now we have ten thousand dollars who are working our
Speaker 4: way through it till the next week and a half.
Speaker 4: This is a timing year where kids start to write
Speaker 4: their letters to Santa Claus. We're asking you grown ups
Speaker 4: to do the same thing to us so I can
Speaker 4: pass it on, not to Santa Claus, he's very busy,
Speaker 4: but to his lesser known brother Gary. Now a lot
Speaker 4: of you have been emailing me. Is Gary with two hours.
Speaker 4: By the way, it's a little bit bogan.
Speaker 17: Cary clauses come in at down. Gary clauses come in
Speaker 17: a town.
Speaker 11: He's making a list of struckers with gifts, but only
Speaker 11: four adult's got nothing for kids. Cary Clauses coming a
Speaker 11: down stop and by.
Speaker 17: The popoor the Crown. Gary Claus is coming to town.
Speaker 4: And thanks to the wonders of satellite technology and the Starling,
Speaker 4: we can now cross live early in the morning to
Speaker 4: the North Pole where Gary Klaus was probably in front
Speaker 4: of his big TV where he's been watching the soccer roose.
Speaker 16: I am Christian in front of my Cogan mega screen
Speaker 16: TV one hundred into bloody hell.
Speaker 4: That lights up the North Pole. Oh it does, it does.
Speaker 18: All the elds were gathering around watching.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very.
Speaker 18: Yeah, had some very low mid strength beer keeping it sensible.
Speaker 18: Like I said, treating the body like a temple.
Speaker 4: This year, Yeah we done. How about that? Ten minutes
Speaker 4: of injury time mysterious injury times rare in soccer. You
Speaker 4: you're cheating and you really want to get that World Cup.
Speaker 18: Sometimes you get an advantage. You got to take Christian
Speaker 18: and the boys. They bloody took it in name.
Speaker 4: All right, So I've got some more wishless from grown ups, right,
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I'm here for, all right. This comes
Speaker 4: from Steve Christian and Gary Claus spelt correctly for two hours.
Speaker 4: From my adult Christmas wish list, I'd like a portable
Speaker 4: neck fan.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's that?
Speaker 4: I've never heard of one. I drive a public transport
Speaker 4: bus for a living and sometimes and start the afternoon
Speaker 4: shot shift. It's very hotly like a sauna. No, only
Speaker 4: it takes one hour to cool down with the aircom working.
Speaker 4: But a quality portable net ark because I was going
Speaker 4: to get a team of quality portable neck fan, I
Speaker 4: can stay call on the bus for hours longer.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you think it's like a necklace with a
Speaker 3: fan on the end?
Speaker 4: Pat you ever heard of it? Look?
Speaker 2: It would it be like a sort of like I
Speaker 2: want to say, race or something.
Speaker 4: Does it like headphones you put round your neck?
Speaker 5: You know, like a harmonica like a musician that might
Speaker 5: play several different instruments. Yeah, and they've got like that
Speaker 5: frame thing to hold their harmonica.
Speaker 3: Is it something like that?
Speaker 4: I mean, it would have been nice for Gary Klaus
Speaker 4: to have this sort of stuff ready because you're in
Speaker 4: the last and I mean it's what he just said
Speaker 4: to It's what he's here for.
Speaker 18: I've just had a look at it to tick around
Speaker 18: the sack and I found exactly what it is.
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 18: It sort of looks like a pair of wireless Bluetooth headphones.
Speaker 16: That you wrap around your neck and then it emits,
Speaker 16: it blasts cold air.
Speaker 18: I saw a couple of Elms were whipping one up yesterday.
Speaker 4: Well you need that in the north Pole.
Speaker 16: Well no, good point, good point, but I know Steve
Speaker 16: does need one. Bus drivers they make the bloody world
Speaker 16: go around.
Speaker 18: I would love to keep his neck cool.
Speaker 4: Steve's on the line right now, Steve, and welcome to
Speaker 4: a show.
Speaker 9: Hello Christian.
Speaker 4: So listen, Gary, tell us about the tell Us about
Speaker 4: the portable neck fan.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so it's like what you said. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 14: Bluetooth that's all.
Speaker 4: It looks like a Bluetooth headset. And yeah, it keeps
Speaker 4: me cool. I would love to have one for Christmas.
Speaker 16: Well, Steve, it's your lucky day. Your neck is going
Speaker 16: to be ice cold.
Speaker 4: Cool head that I think, Gary.
Speaker 3: It just sits around the neck and then blows onto
Speaker 3: the face. It doesn't cool just the neck down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: who needs a cold neck?
Speaker 18: They're the ones that we have coll the neck.
Speaker 4: We now get the ones that cool his head and
Speaker 4: went a hot headed bus driver on the roads. Okay,
Speaker 4: we can another one. Mak a new one today if
Speaker 4: you could, then Gary with two as Stephen, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. Happy Christmas, Thank you, thank you. All right, Well,
Speaker 4: take her a break. We'll come back and we're going
Speaker 4: to make someone's Christmas extra special.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, The Christian Connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Show. I bet you'll be found of Pink Aunty,
Speaker 4: Gary Klaus.
Speaker 18: I Lovechi's here all the time. I've seen her thirteen times.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what's your favorite? Saul fun House or Beautiful Trauma,
Speaker 4: beautiful forever in the God? How she do all that
Speaker 4: works out a lot? Very incredible grip strength, right envious.
Speaker 4: I wish I had forearms like Pink.
Speaker 3: Didn't know you had stadiums up there in the North
Speaker 3: Pole that you can perform.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you look at Global Tour Days and Cold
Speaker 4: Player coming soon, aren't they?
Speaker 18: Yes, Yes, we're coming. We're going to make sure there's
Speaker 18: no trap doors. I thought you guys down.
Speaker 4: Love a trap door. That's country Garry. We do as
Speaker 4: We're back with Gary Klaus. Gary Clauses come in at
Speaker 4: ten for two hours.
Speaker 11: Gar Reclauses come there at town. He's making a listes
Speaker 11: truckers with gifts, but only four adult's gone uping for kids.
Speaker 11: Cay Clauses coming.
Speaker 17: To town stop and by the pub or the Crown.
Speaker 17: Garry Claus is coming to.
Speaker 4: Ten Thanks you, Mercedes Benz Berrick. He has ten thousand
Speaker 4: dollars for grown ups.
Speaker 18: Only grown ups. Only grown ups do all the work
Speaker 18: through the year. Kids just suffer around.
Speaker 16: What are they?
Speaker 4: They're young, they can't yet work. They're at school learning
Speaker 4: and that's a.
Speaker 16: Hard lesson that I want to teach. Not a team
Speaker 16: start working. Do you get some bloody presents?
Speaker 18: Would you like to wear?
Speaker 3: The return of the olden days where kids could go
Speaker 3: up a chimney sweep, say.
Speaker 4: Charles, real hardline. Aren't you like JD. Van Sue tough
Speaker 4: on the causes of kids?
Speaker 16: Huh?
Speaker 4: Zero kid tolerance? Alrighty, I've got another grown up wish
Speaker 4: list here. Good morning to Gaza Claus. This comes from
Speaker 4: Marcus Christian. Most people, I saw the movie Jaws and
Speaker 4: immediately had a terrifying fear of sharks. Terrified me so
Speaker 4: much and kept me out of the ocean swimming, even
Speaker 4: to the extent when I hear the Jaws theme. I'm
Speaker 4: scared current day. I'd love to be blessed for Christmas
Speaker 4: by Gary Klaus a great white shark cage dive in
Speaker 4: Port Lincoln in South Australia for myself and my wife.
Speaker 4: We haven't heard from me white here, Marcus. This is
Speaker 4: definitely something she would love to do for Christmas. We
Speaker 4: can see how terrifying and amazing these creatures are up
Speaker 4: close and personal.
Speaker 16: And he said he's terrified by the same and you've
Speaker 16: you've just started playing it.
Speaker 4: If he's ride with the music, you ain't gonna get
Speaker 4: in a cage being lowered down to chat to the
Speaker 4: sharks and have a meet and greet. The music is
Speaker 4: the least of his worries.
Speaker 18: Well, Marcus, if you can face the music, you can face.
Speaker 4: The nice.
Speaker 15: Wow we Marcus, Good morning, Christian, Good morning team.
Speaker 4: Is this triggering? Just hearing the music, Christian.
Speaker 15: While you're playing that and saying that, all my hairs
Speaker 15: on my arms just stood up on end.
Speaker 4: So I mean, I'm the same terrified of sharks, and
Speaker 4: it's it's all the fault of spiel work in the
Speaker 4: movie Jaws. But to lean into that and then want
Speaker 4: to go and I shake cage, A shark cage dive
Speaker 4: is a lot.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 15: No, I hate being I hate being afraid of things,
Speaker 15: and if something does scare me, I like to tackle
Speaker 15: it head on. So I learned to dive so for
Speaker 15: the for the opportunity in life when it came along.
Speaker 15: Whenever that was I could go and meet these guys
Speaker 15: head their heads. So yeah, I mean it would be
Speaker 15: extremely absolutely exciting but terrifying all at the same time.
Speaker 15: So hopefully I've got a clean wetsuit at the end.
Speaker 19: Of it all.
Speaker 4: And what about what about your wife, Evet? Is she willing? Well,
Speaker 4: hopefully she has to be willing. We can't track anyone
Speaker 4: get in events. If you won the prime parents, we're
Speaker 4: filming this for content.
Speaker 15: She should be a happy participant. But you look, you know,
Speaker 15: she has my life insurance and everything else, so and
Speaker 15: she'll be comfortably looked after it.
Speaker 4: She knows that you've asked for this.
Speaker 15: Not necessarily, but she knows that's something that's been an
Speaker 15: absolute dream of mine for years. So I think she'd
Speaker 15: be very supportive of it, and I think she would
Speaker 15: also actually like to see it happen too.
Speaker 4: Do you think she'd keept getting the cage with you.
Speaker 15: I think she would. I think she's She's probably nearly
Speaker 15: as crazy as im when it comes to that.
Speaker 4: So, now have you looked at the videos on YouTube,
Speaker 4: because I've had a look at these. Sometimes they get
Speaker 4: that that big old dead eyed does it, non blinking
Speaker 4: eye gets in the cage.
Speaker 15: Yeah I have seen that, and yeah, that just made
Speaker 15: my heart rate elevator. But you know, I guess it's
Speaker 15: just an up clots in personal UFC cage match with Shaft.
Speaker 15: So one of us has to walk out of life.
Speaker 4: What do you reckon? Gary?
Speaker 16: Cause Marcus, I want you in that cage, dropping down
Speaker 16: eyeballing a great wall.
Speaker 18: Of great wite and saying great and saying I'm not
Speaker 18: bloody scared of you, mister sharp.
Speaker 4: I love this fear factor.
Speaker 16: And you know what, Marcus, I've had a little dig
Speaker 16: around in my sack and I've found some flights for
Speaker 16: you as well.
Speaker 20: Oh adelaide, Oh forty five minutes flight, yes, oh my god,
Speaker 20: stop it, non peak, flexy fairconomy.
Speaker 4: Fair, one way, one way, make your own way back
Speaker 4: and bring your own cage.
Speaker 15: Man, I'm so sopcious. And that forty five minutes Christian
Speaker 15: is going to feel like three hours where I'm.
Speaker 3: Head and Gary, are you flying? His wife as well.
Speaker 3: She has to make her ve calm.
Speaker 18: She can also get the economy save a flighter.
Speaker 4: Real spirits human at this station.
Speaker 18: Deadly serious like us three Uncle Gary Klaus.
Speaker 15: I'm going to have some low carb, low killing you,
Speaker 15: low alcohol beer at the end of the chimney for you,
Speaker 15: my friend.
Speaker 21: That's incredible, even whiskey out of him and his brother
Speaker 21: once he come down the chimney again with those young
Speaker 21: kids that want to bring with them at the moment,
Speaker 21: Marcus and Eva, I hope you enjoy this and we'll
Speaker 21: fly you.
Speaker 4: Then we'll put you up as well overnight as well.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I'm absolutely specious. Thank you so much, Christian, thank.
Speaker 4: You Pat enjoying, enjoy and we want to hear all
Speaker 4: about it on the show as well. We'd love to
Speaker 4: hear how you get on doing it.
Speaker 15: Absolutely, I'm going to I'm going to find a GoPro
Speaker 15: and I'll film it for you.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 15: Do some commentary.
Speaker 4: You're thinking a lot more relation. We have a time
Speaker 4: of commentary down there. Marcus.
Speaker 9: Probably hear a lot of.
Speaker 4: Headset on twitch in a reaction video. Marks, You're a
Speaker 4: star enjoy. Thank you very much, have me great Christmas.
Speaker 15: Much guys, Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All right, Gary Kus, what are you up to now?
Speaker 4: We've got to say goodbye the Starling because it's running out.
Speaker 22: Wednesday night Bingo night, Yeah, down the Nord exactly fighting
Speaker 22: a part for five bucks deal Yeah, I'm coming all.
Speaker 4: Right, Chatty tomorrow Gazza for two hours. Email me Christian
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Podcast time now for your stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 4: We love hearing these. We call it. What are the odds?
Speaker 1: Believe it? Or nuts?
Speaker 18: What are the ards?
Speaker 17: You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl
Speaker 17: who married a Han who works weird?
Speaker 18: The Cheryl.
Speaker 4: Married a Hunt as well.
Speaker 12: Quite a few years ago, I was doing some shopping
Speaker 12: for Spin Williamstown and I thought to myself, Oh, this
Speaker 12: is where Sean mckayliss lives. I walked into the lobby shop.
Speaker 12: As I walked out, Goku walked.
Speaker 1: In Shawn mccabin.
Speaker 23: Now I went to the Download Music Festival. Guns and
Speaker 23: Roses were playing the first time Axel was back. As
Speaker 23: they started playing, November rain. It started raining and it
Speaker 23: stopped raining. As soon as the song was over.
Speaker 19: We had a family barbecue for the Melbourne Cup and
Speaker 19: we all drew horses out of the hat and my
Speaker 19: husband drew a horse and the only horse that was
Speaker 19: scratched due to heart siblaration and she was diagnosed with
Speaker 19: the same condition.
Speaker 4: Last week had to be best moments of the year
Speaker 4: for me. Me strange laughter from Robin. She was great, Okay,
Speaker 4: what are the odds ning four one four, one oh
Speaker 4: four three ever listened to this? An incredible one here
Speaker 4: here now an everyday miracle. I'd say, Okay, if.
Speaker 3: You want me to do my one, maybe I should
Speaker 3: do it first, because I can't go after an incredible one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yours would be incredible as well.
Speaker 4: You've wore me, he said to me.
Speaker 3: Don't figure I've got a lukewarm one one just to
Speaker 3: get the ball rolled.
Speaker 18: Yea, exactly.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit of a kind of it's like
Speaker 4: a w D forty. It's a little bit of luke.
Speaker 3: Just to teach people what a coincidences to do that
Speaker 3: to them. This weekend, I was on the Gold Coast
Speaker 3: and bumped into AFL footballer Bailey Scott from the North
Speaker 3: Melbourne Kangaroos. My brother's a big North Melbourne fan, so
Speaker 3: I got a photo with him, said goodbye. Then two
Speaker 3: days later he's on the plane sitting next to my friend.
Speaker 4: I think it was over sold as Luke or not Brozen. Okay,
Speaker 4: let me get a Tim Lucas. Then christ I ordered
Speaker 4: a coffee from Macas on my phone. When it's a
Speaker 4: ride the phone show the pickup code. These codes have
Speaker 4: two letters and two numbers. On this particular day, the
Speaker 4: code I was provided was TL seventy five. That is
Speaker 4: my exact initials and birth year. The macu's profile doesn't
Speaker 4: even know my birthday, doesn't ask for it, doesn't store it,
Speaker 4: so it's not even possible that it knew to give
Speaker 4: me this code, Christian. By my calculations, this is the
Speaker 4: sixty seven thousand, six hundred to one shot. Even if
Speaker 4: they're not set up to use double letters or double numbers,
Speaker 4: all we're going into it VI Tim, It's still fifty
Speaker 4: eight thousand to one. So of course I took a
Speaker 4: screenshot of this. I still have it on my phone
Speaker 4: and when I show people, they are blown away. Wow,
Speaker 4: lucky people now Christian. A disappointed thing was when I
Speaker 4: told the girl excitedly at the microphone, it was my
Speaker 4: exact initials and birthday. She paused and then just said
Speaker 4: next window please, Yeah, they're busy. She gave me nothing.
Speaker 4: O see, I would have loved at Lisa. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's so weird. Nothing, Christian. Nothing. Well, Tim Lucas TLS
Speaker 4: seventy five. We think this is amazing, incredible. Yeah, what
Speaker 4: are the odds? It's a huge one. Well, dope, we
Speaker 4: believe it t L seventy five. All right, we'll take
Speaker 4: some calls next on nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three after John Farnham. Now on the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: What are the odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance?
Speaker 4: Are you sat on a TL seventy five.
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I've just seen a headline flash up on the TV.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the full story is, but tradees
Speaker 4: wanted in Antarctica. There's like an onion headline those you know,
Speaker 4: short shorts, good luck Antarctica. I mean it's not the
Speaker 4: most insulated place here in Melbourne. Some of these homes
Speaker 4: now get a real drafty igloo and they finish at
Speaker 4: three o'clock as well. Never take the first quote in Antarctica,
Speaker 4: they'll be shipping the utes over now.
Speaker 3: I thought we already had a trading shortage in this shit,
Speaker 3: Sam be losing him.
Speaker 4: For seventeen minutes past eight, we're doing what are the odds?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one o four three. Share your
Speaker 4: stories of coincidence and chance. Good morning, Steve, good morning,
Speaker 4: what are the odds? What are you? What's that? What
Speaker 4: are the odds? What's the story for Steve?
Speaker 13: We've got serious events of the bank and we had
Speaker 13: to put it out pin numbers in as new pin numbers.
Speaker 13: We both had the same pin number in the same sequence,
Speaker 13: so I could get the change buying very quickly.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, when you and your wife met, you had
Speaker 3: the same pin number.
Speaker 13: The same pin number, and the same sequence, so it
Speaker 13: was all for.
Speaker 4: That would be the same. Yeah, we got that one, Steve.
Speaker 4: That is incredible, same pin number. Yep, yeah, okay, Steve,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, thanks for calling Steve's Jack had
Speaker 4: just reassured me that he'd coached Steve radio greatness. Wow,
Speaker 4: where you can feel the hand of the mentors sometimes,
Speaker 4: don't you?
Speaker 3: See you let me down a bit.
Speaker 4: You left your hang in there as bad as Steve
Speaker 4: to do you like that? Send Steve to Antarctica, give
Speaker 4: him a spanner, go and help them out there.
Speaker 3: It's the players are on the field and the coach can't.
Speaker 4: Hand coach by Jack Post Karen.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: Good morning Karen. What are the odds?
Speaker 9: Karen?
Speaker 24: Well, my story was this earlier this year. I bought
Speaker 24: a new car, traded in my old car, and about
Speaker 24: a week later I was sitting a set of lights
Speaker 24: and a car went past me to race around the
Speaker 24: turning lane, and I heard this almighty stump and my
Speaker 24: mirror was whacked by the car that went past. And
Speaker 24: as I looked up to give them a mouthful of abuse,
Speaker 24: I saw that it was my old car that I'd
Speaker 24: traded in.
Speaker 4: What are the odds? That's an incredible one. Lovely okay, Karen,
Speaker 4: Thanks you cool, no worries, Thanks Christian, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: How we got here? Jane, Jamie, what are the odds? Whatever?
Speaker 13: See you for five weeks. As soon as I put
Speaker 13: king door opened.
Speaker 14: The front door, we heard a big of water walked
Speaker 14: in in a part burst. As soon you open the
Speaker 14: door in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Lucky.
Speaker 3: That is good timing day one.
Speaker 4: Imagine it was day one and when he closed the
Speaker 4: door five weeks ago.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're flowed the whole house, and then some and
Speaker 14: then some.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Jamie is us. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 4: blame him. What are the odds? How about raising that bar?
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Speaker 4: Today's time Waster two hundred and fifty dollars to spend
Speaker 4: at Holy Money Fun House, which is now open a
Speaker 4: little Burke Street, the most playful bar in Melbourne. Now
Speaker 4: here search Holy Monly Fun House some more information Today,
Speaker 4: I'm the time waster. We're looking for your barbecue songs.
Speaker 4: Today is National Barbecue Day, isn't every Dwnastery Paul Hogan's
Speaker 4: Shrimp on the Barbie ad campaign has been recognized as
Speaker 4: Australia's most successful ad campaign of all time. This is amazing.
Speaker 4: When the ad first run in nineteen eighty four, Australia
Speaker 4: was just a seventy eighth most visited country by Americans.
Speaker 4: Three months later number seven. Wow.
Speaker 2: Hello, he you took no money for that? Was not
Speaker 2: paid for it.
Speaker 4: It was like his gift or is that just what
Speaker 4: he told I was about to say that may not
Speaker 4: have been proved true. Actually he definitely so what he
Speaker 4: didn't get paid for a crocodile. I'm actually a trade
Speaker 4: by day.
Speaker 3: And I do a little bit of movie work in
Speaker 3: the It's my hobby.
Speaker 4: Here is the classic camper. Every day is a good
Speaker 4: day in Australia.
Speaker 21: Love.
Speaker 1: Of course, you'll have to get used to some of
Speaker 1: the local customers, like you can get you some tan
Speaker 1: at the restaurant, playing football without a helm and call
Speaker 1: on everyone.
Speaker 4: Mate, Thanks mate, come and say goody. I'll slip an
Speaker 4: extra shrimp on the barbie. Trouble is, everyone else is
Speaker 4: presumed that's what you guys do every single day is
Speaker 4: put shrimps on barbies. All right, barbecue songs. Here comes
Speaker 4: the bun silver, My hinds will go on silver. Pass
Speaker 4: Diva playing at the barbie. That's right, Flip it good gold,
Speaker 4: Montell Jordan's here, shout out to Monte Jordan's. This is
Speaker 4: how we grit it gold and Shanna Twain singing at
Speaker 4: the barbecue. That's right. How do I feel like a
Speaker 4: burger bronze shrimp that barbie? Jackie Boy barbecue song.
Speaker 3: Yes, just goes to the barbecue. Oh yeah, the tong song.
Speaker 4: It's so obvious minus bronze, meet it, meet it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's good. Silver.
Speaker 3: Papa's got a brand new snag.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Silver.
Speaker 3: And if you're going to a barbecue over at crowded
Speaker 3: houses place, take the weather with you.
Speaker 4: Now. That is God plus set up and pay off.
Speaker 4: All right? What have you got them? Looking for your
Speaker 4: barbecue songs?
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Speaker 4: Time ways, So they were looking for your barbecue songs.
Speaker 4: You read to Mark Jackie Boy Ready barbecue songs. Enter
Speaker 4: Snackman Gold Strong Strong start from Ferris Barbie Gurril. I'm
Speaker 4: a Barbie Graham Gold, well done, shack Baby's got bun Silver, Ir,
Speaker 4: I am losing my religion. Bronze Burger on the dance
Speaker 4: woor Gold. It's from my young Liam Ross who's twelve
Speaker 4: on the school right now. Am I weather going to
Speaker 4: see your face again? From Mitch Silver, Michael Jackson Griller Gold,
Speaker 4: I've had the stake of my life, Bronze grilling in
Speaker 4: the name of Silver. Four seasonings in one day, Gold
Speaker 4: house another one there wordun Gerard snags up Burning Midnight
Speaker 4: Oil Silver sausage party in the USA. Gold Jake that
Speaker 4: one get him brisket with it? Silver where the meats
Speaker 4: have no name? Gold but simon who let the hot
Speaker 4: dogs out? Silver grills just want to have fun Gold
Speaker 4: fifty cent with in the meat rub instead of in
Speaker 4: the club in the meat Dum dum. That's Michael Jackson griller.
Speaker 4: We've already done it. Uh what part there it is?
Speaker 4: It is? Who did that? The tang team? No tag team,
Speaker 4: I think not the tang teams. Something else? Moving on,
Speaker 4: next window, please simply the based gold. There we go.
Speaker 4: All right, who's having some fun in the funhouse.
Speaker 3: Let's give it to you young Liam. I believe he
Speaker 3: is twelve years old.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what Holy Moly the drink's license. Oh
Speaker 4: it is a front house.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, kids are allowed of Holy Molly.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, don't buy the drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, you're have a soft drink. Yeah, twelve year
Speaker 4: olds in the old house.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, no, yeah, thumbs up.
Speaker 4: Other way that Kate and not producer seen him, but
Speaker 4: just walked away from you. There you're done for today.
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