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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah. Welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Showtime, Win to Petsy, thank.

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<v Speaker 3>You bed for a year, bend for a year.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry Spain, but the loo role is not for me.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 3>Show one thousand, two hundred and thirty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to The Christian O'Connell's Show. Good morning, Patsy, Goodring,

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<v Speaker 4>Jackiere morning guys. Now, Jack, you've got a mouth ulcer?

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't they the worst?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you guys, get these.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one of my tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when you run down.

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<v Speaker 4>All rundown or low bit of m V. They say,

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<v Speaker 4>as well, zinc, you've.

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<v Speaker 5>Been telling lies. My mother used to say, you've been

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<v Speaker 5>telling FIBs. If you've got an ulcer on your time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very honest boy. It just ruins your day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's everywhere you go and you try and talk

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<v Speaker 4>and it's just it's they're angry all the things. So

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<v Speaker 4>it's like an angry little crator.

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<v Speaker 3>It's irritating to talk, irritating to eat, so you don't

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<v Speaker 3>eat enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is it on the tongue, It's like halfway up

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<v Speaker 2>the back of.

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<v Speaker 3>My mouth on the side.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, they sting tried to give me.

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<v Speaker 3>Bianki got these things from her parents when they went

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<v Speaker 3>to Japan. That's like a plastic bit of film and

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<v Speaker 3>each one's got a little circle on it, and you

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<v Speaker 3>meant to put the plastic circle on the ulcer and

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<v Speaker 3>then over time the desults back comes off, yes and adults,

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<v Speaker 3>it dissolves on that didn't work.

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<v Speaker 4>And she was so like a corn plaster for your

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<v Speaker 4>own ulcer, basically because.

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<v Speaker 3>She's they come from Japan, and she's like, you can't

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<v Speaker 3>get them here. Do not waste the people.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember that plastic tat Maka came back with

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<v Speaker 4>Thailand with or Vietnam the seven and one Greater? No,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't want to. It's taking out space at a

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<v Speaker 4>landfill somewhere, the one in one.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the way that banker were treating these this awful

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<v Speaker 3>medication from Japan was like she had one last vaccine

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<v Speaker 3>for I'll give you one only that didn't work. Is

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<v Speaker 3>this been irritating me all night?

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<v Speaker 4>And and he becomes self conscious of how you sound

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<v Speaker 4>with it, like you got factor.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it actually if you put on a bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a list, but it doesn't hurt as much because you

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<v Speaker 3>don't move your tongue.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to affects this morning. But that's how you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to do a Mike Tyson for the show. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>regular salt water. I'll be doing that every half an hour.

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<v Speaker 4>So in salt water rinses. Have you tried the best

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<v Speaker 4>tasting medicine the world? Bonde jella bon?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that for kids?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? But what's good for kids, it's good for us

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<v Speaker 4>likely growing up wish list. Don't let the kids have

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<v Speaker 4>all the good meds. I do like to taste of

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<v Speaker 4>taste that the clear magic liquid it's got and the

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<v Speaker 4>next ambrosia from the gods.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Caitlin, who works with us, said, to put better

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<v Speaker 3>deane on it. Surely you can't put better.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you actually mean by that? Do you don't

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<v Speaker 4>mean like the iodine the brown stuff you put on

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<v Speaker 4>an open wound?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 7>My mum if we ever had nulcer as a kid,

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<v Speaker 7>she would put it on the end of a brand

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<v Speaker 7>and you pop it on on the part and that

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<v Speaker 7>also would be gone.

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<v Speaker 3>The next day. Is it a special been a better

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<v Speaker 3>dean or the one you put on your skin?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's the one that you put on your skin,

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<v Speaker 6>the ordinary.

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<v Speaker 4>One that is now about external use.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but it goes on an open wound, does it

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<v Speaker 6>not the same as you would put it on a.

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<v Speaker 4>Scratch on the knee or but I would think that

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<v Speaker 4>the skin like on an arm, say, or a knee

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<v Speaker 4>or on the outside of the body is tougher than

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<v Speaker 4>how sensitive is and.

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<v Speaker 3>The TI and then also in your mouth you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to be swallowing some of it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, guys, I've done it forever and look I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't say you are at times like a human firework.

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<v Speaker 4>Today she came into the radio tune and I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>she's got some business, and it went, look at my shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got new shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>More sexually doing your tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens if you drink better than Christian Connall

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<v Speaker 1>Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian o'connall's show, Christian tael Jack put a vegimie on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Itels like a very Australian. I couldn't think vegimie on everything,

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<v Speaker 4>bread toast.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't think of anything that would sting more than

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<v Speaker 3>straight on yours the pace on.

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<v Speaker 4>Greg Christian taw Jansaker Baraka for booster vitman b and

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<v Speaker 4>putting somebody else put vegemite on the answer, two separate

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<v Speaker 4>people saying vegimite.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the salt individual.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like a prank, wouldn't that sting?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah take the pain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you're sterilizing it. I'm just young. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 4>no different than a salt water mouth wash.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that does sting as well.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got we got vegemite here. I was thinking up

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<v Speaker 4>with better deane as well. These are things that every

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<v Speaker 4>Australian home has, better dean, vegamite. Let's make the definitive

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<v Speaker 4>list of what every Australian home requires.

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<v Speaker 3>In that same cupboard, vied vapor rum.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, my mum would put that as a sort

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<v Speaker 4>of salve for anything, even if I came home from

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<v Speaker 4>school and had a really bad day. Get the vapor

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<v Speaker 4>and put it into the soles of your feet. My

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<v Speaker 4>mum once told me when I I first went to America,

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<v Speaker 4>to take some vapor rub to get over jet lag,

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<v Speaker 4>to massage into the soles of my feet. What can't

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<v Speaker 4>it do? All right, So let's try and make the

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<v Speaker 4>listen of what every Australian home should have, so better Dean, vegimkes,

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<v Speaker 4>vic vapor vic vaco rub what else should be on there?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, Thank you very much. Lots of people

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<v Speaker 4>were trying to help Jack out this morning with his

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<v Speaker 4>mouth ulcer. Kristian IV just pulled over on my way

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<v Speaker 4>to work. This is so born. You've pulled over. Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much, so pulled over my word to what

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<v Speaker 4>it was just listening and need to let you know.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a specific mouthwash Better Dean that Jack can

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<v Speaker 4>use for his ulcer, Not the one that you smear

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<v Speaker 4>on your cuts that makes way.

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<v Speaker 2>More throat, the Better Deane sore throat guard that.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes way more sense. One that you're allowed to put

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<v Speaker 3>it in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's it. Yeah, yeah, no, no, what's up? Producer

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<v Speaker 4>Kat Then who originally recommended now that you just drink

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<v Speaker 4>Better Dean, not drink it.

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<v Speaker 7>Simply use an earbud, pop it on the Better Dean

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<v Speaker 7>that comes out as the concentrated one, and just pop

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<v Speaker 7>it right on the arlcin and should be rup.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a specific oral one, though, well we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have that in the nineties, so we just used a

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<v Speaker 3>brand new invention upre on the Goldie.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that's a fa role like that Christian. Nothing

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<v Speaker 4>to do in mouth ulscers. But just want to let

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<v Speaker 4>you know that Audi are selling those after dinner mints

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<v Speaker 4>that you're trying to wonder what's happened to them in

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<v Speaker 4>preparation for Christmas. If anyone is going to Audi this week,

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<v Speaker 4>please I'll gladly buy them off you Brook, Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much for letting me know. Christians. Something you'd find

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<v Speaker 4>in every Australian household. Eucalypto soil, Judy, different sized band aids,

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<v Speaker 4>including the Mickey Mouse ones, Christian tael Jack, somebody else

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<v Speaker 4>saying vegamite directly to the mouth ulcer. It will feels strange,

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<v Speaker 4>but it works. It takes a couple of goes errow God.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, you get the air again.

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<v Speaker 3>I have mosquitoes in my bathroom this morning, two that

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<v Speaker 3>I had to kill. What are they doing up so early?

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<v Speaker 2>They come up through the part through their.

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<v Speaker 4>Do they really from the weather this week is at

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<v Speaker 4>the hot weather barmy.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what we got. We have one of those

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<v Speaker 3>old eighties spa baths that we have that's never been

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<v Speaker 3>replaced and it's got the SPA tubes that we never use.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't work anymore, But there's.

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<v Speaker 4>Always people have done in that and rex tubs.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon. The mosquitoes are breeding inside those.

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<v Speaker 4>God yeah, and then they're getting in your mouth and

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<v Speaker 4>your hair. At the moment you've got nits on the hand,

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<v Speaker 4>you got Elsa's in there as well. You've got to

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<v Speaker 4>burn shut the tubes and that sex tub in the

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<v Speaker 4>corner there, all right. Things you find the Australian in

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<v Speaker 4>every single Australian household, strictly ballroom and on VHS in

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<v Speaker 4>any draw I reckon you find that tube of Lucas

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<v Speaker 4>pawpor ointment bag full of bags? Do you remember that

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<v Speaker 4>these days were bag for like you have it?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have it anymore, but hosehold have the shopping bag?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, they're like the Russian nesting dolls within bags within

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<v Speaker 4>bags within bags, and a dirty old eski outside. There's

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<v Speaker 4>always some dirty, old, sort of mildew encrusted eski that's

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<v Speaker 4>around as well. Jack. What else would you find in

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<v Speaker 4>every Australian household?

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely w D forty.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I see it, I wish there was something

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<v Speaker 3>I could use it on And I get so excited

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<v Speaker 3>when there's something squeaky in the house to actually use it.

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<v Speaker 3>Milo in the cupboard, Yes, and more tortures than you need.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can never have enough torch.

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<v Speaker 3>I get so excited to have another torch on hand

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<v Speaker 3>just for safety. And now like the last one I

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<v Speaker 3>bought is the fourth one I had. It's like, hem,

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<v Speaker 3>are we all going to need two torches each one

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<v Speaker 3>there's an emergency.

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<v Speaker 4>I try and have a spare torch in every room

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<v Speaker 4>in the house, every room, because if there's a power

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<v Speaker 4>outage and you're in the dark, you won't go where

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<v Speaker 4>did I put fat torch? That's true, where you go?

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<v Speaker 4>Where is this room's torch? Always back in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>To the right, see all my torches?

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<v Speaker 4>Look it's like that thinks we live in a cinema

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<v Speaker 4>where there's always a torch on the back for the

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<v Speaker 4>usher to go and wandering around. Patsy, what do you

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<v Speaker 4>think is in every home?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it used to be macure. Crime was the fix

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<v Speaker 2>of everything. If you've felt it was macure. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like this ointment.

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<v Speaker 5>It was an orange ointment that Mum would put on

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<v Speaker 5>your knee if you had a scrape, if you fell

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<v Speaker 5>off your bike or something.

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<v Speaker 3>The same as you what you'd use benadine.

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<v Speaker 5>For, yes, but it would last brown as well, that

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<v Speaker 5>kind of irony and cour uite orange. It was like

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<v Speaker 5>fluorescent orange.

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<v Speaker 2>But I see that they banned it in the US

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<v Speaker 2>in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 4>And while I don't really ban much in the US,

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<v Speaker 4>so it must be terrible scapined mercury. It had mercury

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<v Speaker 4>well supplied directly to yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and Australia didn't ben it till something like late ninety.

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<v Speaker 5>It shows it's like we're all full of mecucro.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Trictionan O'Connell's show.

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<v Speaker 4>We're trying to form a definitive list what all the

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<v Speaker 4>things you're bound to find in every Australian home. The

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<v Speaker 4>Navy nineties bed sheets were the sun and moon all

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<v Speaker 4>over them. I think every Australian household had them. Christian Savlon,

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<v Speaker 4>mum cracked out of the medicine counter every time we

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<v Speaker 4>scraped on knees coming off bikes. Plastic classic fly swats

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<v Speaker 4>covered in dead fly guts. Christian, I'm also with producer Kelly.

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<v Speaker 4>My mum used to betting straight onto mouth ulcers work

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<v Speaker 4>a treat that comes from Linton Christian and every Australian home.

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<v Speaker 4>Flat batteries for all tortures in the drawers. That rising man,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, who's been putting the flat batteries back? Debt hole? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>a nebulizer? What is a nebulizer? Someone do with air?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it one of those vaporizers you know when you

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<v Speaker 5>when you're toddler has a cold and you put a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit of Yeah, use soil. Yeah, helps them breathe

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<v Speaker 5>like a humidifile sort of, I think, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a diffuser cording. If anyone can actually

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<v Speaker 4>correctly tell us what a nebulizer is. Nine four one

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<v Speaker 4>four one o four three Ryan, good morning, how are

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<v Speaker 4>we all? We're going? Do you know what a nebulizer is?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, a nebulizer is when back in the day's toddlers

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<v Speaker 8>we're feeling feeling not the best, they would pour a

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<v Speaker 8>bit of liquid like Vick's into this.

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<v Speaker 9>It's like an oil and it steams it through and

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<v Speaker 9>it comes through the room. Yes, very very old school,

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<v Speaker 9>my friend, very very very old.

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<v Speaker 4>School, my friend. Wheel.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the nebulizer.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like an old word as well, doesn't it

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<v Speaker 4>eyeser at the end of it? The nebulizer currently.

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<v Speaker 9>Thirty five years old. I store one in more.

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<v Speaker 4>Room, Ryan, Thank you very much for giving us a call.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of the ones that have also come in. The

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<v Speaker 4>old Soka host that's badly wrapped together at the back

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<v Speaker 4>of a shed becomes basically a sort of nesting for snakes,

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't it. Every home house the good scissors and the

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<v Speaker 4>good knife as well. Do you remember remember the wooden

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<v Speaker 4>bowl for chippies?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, everyone have a same wooden boss.

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<v Speaker 4>We have one that only gets used for putting your

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<v Speaker 4>chippies in. It's just a wooden bowl for chippies. And

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<v Speaker 4>then tea towels always the third draw down. Are you

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<v Speaker 4>the same system, patch God? Yes, third draw down isn't

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<v Speaker 4>the way it goes in the kitchens you have spoons,

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<v Speaker 4>nice and forks in the top drawer. Then there's there's

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<v Speaker 4>like the bakery paper. It's got bad zip lock bag,

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<v Speaker 4>second draw down, third draw down, the tee towels, and

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<v Speaker 4>then the fourth one, if you've got a fourth one

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<v Speaker 4>is random crash miscellaneous. Yes, that couldn't be filed in

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<v Speaker 4>the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, What would you find in every single

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<v Speaker 4>Australian household? Nine four one four one four three? Did

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<v Speaker 4>you have slipping side? Guys?

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon. More common than the slipping side is the tarp,

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<v Speaker 3>the water and dish washing.

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<v Speaker 4>We were homemade, I think fancy tarp.

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<v Speaker 3>Only the other ones I reckon you get outside is

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<v Speaker 3>totem tennis. And every household had the same white metal

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<v Speaker 3>set of cricket stumps.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yep. Also there's those chairs that live in the garage.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not really even I always go, Lou, they're kind

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<v Speaker 4>of garage chairs, you know, where you've got an extra

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<v Speaker 4>couple of people that you won't expected to come around

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<v Speaker 4>and went and my wife go, Chris, go and get

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<v Speaker 4>the chairs and a garage oh plenty, and we must

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<v Speaker 4>not like them one key legs and they just get

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<v Speaker 4>dumped in the garage. Also, you need about eight different

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<v Speaker 4>sizes and shaped bottles of sunscreen. Yeah you know, and

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<v Speaker 4>you got the shape. There's none in here. Why hasn't

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<v Speaker 4>this been thrown away? There's never enough there, Christian. A

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<v Speaker 4>stack of random keys that no one knows what they do,

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<v Speaker 4>but no one has the balls to throw them out

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<v Speaker 4>because one day they might be the key for the

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<v Speaker 4>lock they needed. That's so true. You're right, you're scared

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<v Speaker 4>intimidated by the keys, Christian Ryan. What Ryan was saying

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<v Speaker 4>is a nebulized is not an nebulizer? I sell them?

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<v Speaker 4>What a job? Someone is still selling the nebulizers. We

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know what you sell. A nebulizer hooks up

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<v Speaker 4>to a mask and pump steam. Right, medications can be added.

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<v Speaker 4>The other thing is a humidifier, he was describing, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Every Ossie home needs a Hills Hoyst clothesline with a

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<v Speaker 4>plastic net container of clothes pegs hanging on that basket trolley. Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>what about the junk draw in the kitchen? Normally the

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<v Speaker 4>top draw of the second set of drawers, if you

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<v Speaker 4>have them, for the selection of stuff that you may

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<v Speaker 4>need but rarely use, batteries, rubber bands, bulldog clips, paper clips,

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<v Speaker 4>and a collection of other useless items.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show. Please no more nebulizer chat. We must

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<v Speaker 4>move on. Okay, I've had enough. I now know too

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<v Speaker 4>much that I know an hour ago about nebulizers and

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<v Speaker 4>the market for nebulizers as well. Christian. In every Australian home,

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<v Speaker 4>What about the giant woulden fork and spoon on the wall. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>mine too, so that we know we're in the kitchen. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>what happened to all of those? Where are they now?

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<v Speaker 4>Those giant wooden Wow? I thought those in the years.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great one on the wall at my nana

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<v Speaker 3>pass house, right next to their teaspoon collection.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, Christian, every house with kids had the same

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<v Speaker 4>green and yellow swing set. That's Craig morning guys. Every

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<v Speaker 4>Australian home domestos under the sink Christian. What about a

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<v Speaker 4>classic Victor two stroke lawn mower. My dad had one

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<v Speaker 4>of those. That was the one way you had a ripcorder.

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<v Speaker 4>It's actually really hard to get it going. Moccasin slippers, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day, every bathroom had a bar of

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<v Speaker 4>Imperial leather soap. I used to think that was really

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<v Speaker 4>fancy to me. It was like the Venetta. The Viennetta

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<v Speaker 4>of soaps was an Imperial leather Let's take some course.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Lisa, morning, Hey game, I'm good Lisa. Welcome

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<v Speaker 4>to the show. So what would you find in every

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<v Speaker 4>Australian home.

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<v Speaker 10>I'd be surprised if you didn't have a messy Capital's tupaway.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, there's always more top. There's too many lips and

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<v Speaker 4>not enough tupperware the actual container side. Don't do it?

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<v Speaker 11>What with you?

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, We've got more lids than containers, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Yeah, there's always there's always a disproportion of the

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<v Speaker 4>sea saws in the wrong way. Lisa, you're right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's a drawer that you can never fully close,

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<v Speaker 4>the tupperwar draw It lives open, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 12>It does, and sometimes when things get stuck, that's pretty tough.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon It would be a killer prize we give

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<v Speaker 3>away on the station someone to come over and sort

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<v Speaker 3>your tuperwear drawer. Make sure there's a matching lid to

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<v Speaker 3>every tub.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I think they should be magnetized tupperware lids to

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<v Speaker 4>containers so it does to work itself. You know that

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<v Speaker 4>that thing you press on the top of your vacuum

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<v Speaker 4>where it sucks it's lead back into its belly. That

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<v Speaker 4>is what you need. Lisa, thank you very much. It's

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<v Speaker 4>got a Daniel, Good morning, Daniel.

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Hell are we yeah, we're good. So what would you

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<v Speaker 4>find in every Australian home?

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<v Speaker 13>Would it have to be the half shell pull in

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<v Speaker 13>a servant condition, faded from the sun damage and prebably cracking.

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<v Speaker 4>That it always yeah, yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Never paid for my old man, who was a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of an ideas man.

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<v Speaker 13>We'll go around to ask rubbish winter and collect the

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<v Speaker 13>ones that from the last month. I never paid for them.

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<v Speaker 4>How many did you need, couple, Daniel, Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 4>she called us. Go to Matthew. No morning, Matthew, christ

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, welcome for the show. So what would you

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<v Speaker 4>find in every Australian home without it?

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<v Speaker 14>Doubt?

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<v Speaker 15>It would have to be the old crystal cabinet that

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<v Speaker 15>would sit around collecting dust and the last thing you

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<v Speaker 15>could do was touch any of the cups.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're right. Various sort of cups and tankards and

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<v Speaker 4>trinkets and RSL glasses that mysteriously in there that you

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<v Speaker 4>could never touch. Yeah, my grandparents had that cupboard. Matthew,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much, she called my I have a good.

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<v Speaker 1>Day The Christian Connall Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. When I finally got a full

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<v Speaker 4>time I felt so rich and when I brought a

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<v Speaker 4>bar of Imperial leather first thing I did with my paycheck,

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<v Speaker 4>pat because I remember a time back in the day

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<v Speaker 4>whenever Australia, our household would have had a backyard incinerator

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<v Speaker 4>that you could burn each Sunday.

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<v Speaker 16>What.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when we we bought our first place, it had

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<v Speaker 3>the remnants of what was the incinerator pit in the

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<v Speaker 3>back corner of the Yeah, I mean I was. It

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<v Speaker 3>was before my time, but they had it where it

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<v Speaker 3>was and it was just a pile of ash. H

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<v Speaker 3>And I guess what did you do? Burn on your rubbish?

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<v Speaker 5>Everything leaves, especially in autumn like suburbs with just a

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<v Speaker 5>haze of smoke with everyone burning their leaves.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a miracle that we escaped out the Saturday s eighties,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it? Pats? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 3>And did you burn rubbish? Actually?

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<v Speaker 2>Like absolutely everything got burnchack.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is why the world is like this whenky Australia, when.

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<v Speaker 3>We when we were in that house in Covid, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they incinerator appear in the back and then underneath the

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<v Speaker 3>ground was a whole lot of buried bottles.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, what are you really?

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<v Speaker 3>Old?

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<v Speaker 16>Ones?

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<v Speaker 4>That glass in any way, shape or form. It is

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<v Speaker 4>very all right, Patsy. Can we hear about the letter

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<v Speaker 4>from the Aunties and the circular saw? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>So I've got a deer Auntie in regional Vick who

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<v Speaker 5>still likes to pin a letter and post it, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>old school, which I love.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, So dying, Oh is that letter writing?

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<v Speaker 16>He is?

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<v Speaker 5>And it's so nice because you normally just get bills

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<v Speaker 5>in the letter box, and it's so lovely when you

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<v Speaker 5>get a letter from Annie.

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<v Speaker 4>Or you might get a birthday card, and even now

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<v Speaker 4>obviously out to I now have to buy the same

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<v Speaker 4>birthday card twice because not you see handwriting, I make

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<v Speaker 4>a mistakes. Yeah, so I actually bought four different birthday

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<v Speaker 4>cards my daughter's eighteenth on Monday, and the night before

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<v Speaker 4>I screwed up three of them. I miss spelled her name.

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<v Speaker 4>Writing this name for eighteen years. I was getting all nervous.

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<v Speaker 16>You do.

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<v Speaker 4>Chance, you can't undo typing anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got that beautiful cursive script.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know when you see the envelope in your mailbox,

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<v Speaker 5>oh it's un't Mary, and you can't wait to open

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<v Speaker 5>a letter anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>She writes you just about what's been going on for her,

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<v Speaker 4>just what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going on for them, her and her husband John, and what.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be quite happy actually for you to communicate with

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<v Speaker 4>Jack and I just put it in a letter or something,

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<v Speaker 4>send it to us so we can catch up, like

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<v Speaker 4>another love little an update once a month with something

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<v Speaker 4>about the lost spectacles.

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<v Speaker 5>But her latest letter is I was absolutely horrified, actually,

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<v Speaker 5>but it was just the way that she downplayed it,

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<v Speaker 5>because you know they're up in wing Garada.

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<v Speaker 2>They're country tough, they are so tough. So I'll read

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<v Speaker 2>you a little excerpt of what she What she wrote amusing.

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<v Speaker 5>Uncle John had a little mishap with the circular saw

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<v Speaker 5>last week and slipped coming to grief with his testicles.

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<v Speaker 5>A quick dash to the hospital and he is now

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<v Speaker 5>recovering at home. But still it could have been far worse.

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<v Speaker 4>She wrote that impursive writing, looked at it, folded the

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<v Speaker 4>letter and half and sent it to you. Who needs

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<v Speaker 4>a letter about a testicular accident?

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<v Speaker 2>How awful is that?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you manage that? I mean, I understand a finger,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe even cutting into an armback, now I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I don't understand a finger being severed with

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<v Speaker 4>a circular sawd But that's.

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<v Speaker 3>You can understand, there's more of a chance to clip

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<v Speaker 3>your finger off. How are you getting thee down there?

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<v Speaker 4>Where there is? I know they start to lower as

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<v Speaker 4>you get older. You know, suddenly you're cutting wood or

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<v Speaker 4>soaring and suddenly the ball bag just slips into place,

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<v Speaker 4>swinging and swinging in the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>How awful is like?

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<v Speaker 16>That is?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually like it's kind of you have to kind of laugh.

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<v Speaker 4>But it could have been so well, that's why you

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<v Speaker 4>should have never gone into working in a hospital. Have

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<v Speaker 4>I got some hard you you're gonna die? It's the

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<v Speaker 4>funniest my dearest.

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<v Speaker 3>As she writes back, I couldn't stop laughing thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>Uncle's test.

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<v Speaker 4>So were they are they quickly gone? What is he?

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<v Speaker 6>No? No? No?

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<v Speaker 2>So he was stitch The poor poor uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 4>Was shout out to Uncle john from moment.

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<v Speaker 5>Lots of ice packs and I thought they would have

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<v Speaker 5>kept him in overnight, But no, in and out back

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<v Speaker 5>home recovering.

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<v Speaker 4>Better and into the wound grow back all the Way't

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<v Speaker 4>you're an old man, you don't really need them.

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<v Speaker 3>Anymore, to be honest, country vasecto me, can you just.

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<v Speaker 4>Read that line again? And because there's no warning, like

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<v Speaker 4>you know, she just goes straight in, she just goes.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to I want to hear the line again, Jack, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>Uncle John had a little misshap with the circular saw

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<v Speaker 5>last week and slipped coming to grief with his testicles.

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<v Speaker 5>A quick dash to the hospital and he's now recovering at.

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<v Speaker 4>High But he's not driving himself to the hospitals.

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<v Speaker 5>Driven him and so she still drives. But still it

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<v Speaker 5>could have been far worse. It's like, look on the

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<v Speaker 5>bright side, John.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's the fact that she actually put pen to paper,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and thought, you know what this is. This

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<v Speaker 4>is another This demands a letter.

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<v Speaker 3>To something she can put with the magnet on the

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<v Speaker 3>frie This can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>For a Christmas catch up. This needs to be sealed

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<v Speaker 4>and inked and sent through the post to Patsy. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>you Country Tough, We love him. Stories about Country Tough.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show. Soccerus just equalized in the World Cup

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<v Speaker 4>qualifier against bar Rain two or during a mysterious ten

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<v Speaker 4>minutes of injury time which I have never heard of.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten minutes I never heard of ten minutes of injury

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<v Speaker 4>time but you've got to be at the World Cup. Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard Jack and Pats talking about old school incinerators.

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<v Speaker 4>We also had one in our backyard, and the Aunties

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<v Speaker 4>and in fact my dad when his mates used to

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<v Speaker 4>come around after the Footye, they just stand around and

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<v Speaker 4>throw their empty beer bottles into the fire and just

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<v Speaker 4>stare into it. Paper plates are after a barbecue, who'd

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<v Speaker 4>all just went into the pit at the bottom of

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<v Speaker 4>the God.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's why counsel started hard rubbish. It's like, everyone's

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<v Speaker 3>got to stop burning stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Please. We'll take it from you, Christian. When I started

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<v Speaker 4>my first top job, the lawyer taught me how to

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<v Speaker 4>screw up paper correctly, sort of burm better in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>And all right, there's tough and then there is country tough.

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<v Speaker 4>We're looking for stories today about country tough. It might

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<v Speaker 4>be year as somebody who know the family nine four

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<v Speaker 4>one one four three Caroline, Good morning, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>How's everybody?

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Good, so is it someone in the family and Aunty

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<v Speaker 4>and Uncle.

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<v Speaker 10>No, this would mean my dad. And it's amazing that

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<v Speaker 10>he's still alive today with the amount of times he's

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<v Speaker 10>Country Tough We call him Frankenstein because he puts himself

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<v Speaker 10>back together.

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<v Speaker 4>He's invented self healing pretty.

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<v Speaker 10>Much pretty much. He stays out of hospitals as much

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<v Speaker 10>as he can because he puts himself back together. Basically,

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<v Speaker 10>the best one I can give you this morning is

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<v Speaker 10>he was out ocean fishing by himself, cut himself with

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<v Speaker 10>his fishing knife rather badly. Knew he wouldn't get back

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<v Speaker 10>to the hospital in time to get it stitched properly,

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<v Speaker 10>so he stitched in himself with the fishing line he had.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen that in the movie Rambo, where he stitches

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<v Speaker 4>himself back up because he's Rambo.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, he then apparently put the rag in the salt

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<v Speaker 10>water and then.

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<v Speaker 14>Wrapped it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Is tough and in fact, Roadhouse.

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<v Speaker 10>He's known to use super glue, not the hospital kind.

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<v Speaker 10>And he's also cemented loose loose teeth and teeth falling out.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean cemented?

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<v Speaker 10>Tormented? He's used old style cement to cement his teeth.

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<v Speaker 10>If a dentist gets him in a dentist chair, he's

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<v Speaker 10>in deep trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>All that robin in his mouth and masonry, masonry trill. Literally,

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder it's walking medical game.

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<v Speaker 10>Near a Mason news drill. He's already got like missing toes,

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<v Speaker 10>missing fingers, he's sliced his calf.

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<v Speaker 4>Off his of his Now we all understand, you're right,

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<v Speaker 4>he is human Frankenstein pretty.

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<v Speaker 10>Much pretty much. He's still getting around, knocking around. He's

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<v Speaker 10>in his he's like seventies now, so but he puts

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<v Speaker 10>himself back together.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what? We've heard various stories over the

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<v Speaker 4>is about Country toff. But the cement in the cement

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<v Speaker 4>in the teeth is a new high for country.

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<v Speaker 9>Look small yeah, yeah, don't get him smaller.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or cementing crumbly brick jaw. Thank you, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>so much for telling us about Dad Frankenstein.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, yeah, no worries at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a good day, Well, good morning, we're going. So

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<v Speaker 4>you've got a story for us about Country tough today.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, loading a truck and wouldn't get the load shuck properly.

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<v Speaker 14>So I asked the foalk you to help me push

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<v Speaker 14>the pole over and stop my finger cork with the

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<v Speaker 14>finger from top to bottom down to the bone, and

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<v Speaker 14>then continue to finish the loading. And then drove home

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<v Speaker 14>unloaded and went to saw thee and then drove home

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<v Speaker 14>in another two hours and then to them, my missus,

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<v Speaker 14>I think I need to go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>So when you when you continued loading, are you getting

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<v Speaker 3>blood over all everything?

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<v Speaker 14>No, I just throw a rag around it.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's country tough. Well, thank you very much. You

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<v Speaker 4>kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian o'connall show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian o'connall's show. Christmas has come early a messanes Ben's Berick.

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<v Speaker 4>They will better any training off for buy at least

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<v Speaker 4>five thousand dollars and you get another two thousand until

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<v Speaker 4>the end of the year December. The thirty first terms apply.

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<v Speaker 4>Now we have ten thousand dollars who are working our

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<v Speaker 4>way through it till the next week and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a timing year where kids start to write

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<v Speaker 4>their letters to Santa Claus. We're asking you grown ups

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<v Speaker 4>to do the same thing to us so I can

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<v Speaker 4>pass it on, not to Santa Claus, he's very busy,

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<v Speaker 4>but to his lesser known brother Gary. Now a lot

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:29.960
<v Speaker 4>of you have been emailing me. Is Gary with two hours.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, it's a little bit bogan.

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<v Speaker 17>Cary clauses come in at down. Gary clauses come in

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<v Speaker 17>a town.

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<v Speaker 11>He's making a list of struckers with gifts, but only

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<v Speaker 11>four adult's got nothing for kids. Cary Clauses coming a

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<v Speaker 11>down stop and by.

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<v Speaker 17>The popoor the Crown. Gary Claus is coming to town.

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<v Speaker 4>And thanks to the wonders of satellite technology and the Starling,

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<v Speaker 4>we can now cross live early in the morning to

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<v Speaker 4>the North Pole where Gary Klaus was probably in front

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<v Speaker 4>of his big TV where he's been watching the soccer roose.

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<v Speaker 16>I am Christian in front of my Cogan mega screen

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<v Speaker 16>TV one hundred into bloody hell.

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<v Speaker 4>That lights up the North Pole. Oh it does, it does.

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<v Speaker 18>All the elds were gathering around watching.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, very.

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<v Speaker 18>Yeah, had some very low mid strength beer keeping it sensible.

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<v Speaker 18>Like I said, treating the body like a temple.

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<v Speaker 4>This year, Yeah we done. How about that? Ten minutes

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<v Speaker 4>of injury time mysterious injury times rare in soccer. You

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<v Speaker 4>you're cheating and you really want to get that World Cup.

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<v Speaker 18>Sometimes you get an advantage. You got to take Christian

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<v Speaker 18>and the boys. They bloody took it in name.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So I've got some more wishless from grown ups, right,

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<v Speaker 4>That's exactly what I'm here for, all right. This comes

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<v Speaker 4>from Steve Christian and Gary Claus spelt correctly for two hours.

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<v Speaker 4>From my adult Christmas wish list, I'd like a portable

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<v Speaker 4>neck fan.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's that?

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of one. I drive a public transport

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<v Speaker 4>bus for a living and sometimes and start the afternoon

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<v Speaker 4>shot shift. It's very hotly like a sauna. No, only

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<v Speaker 4>it takes one hour to cool down with the aircom working.

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<v Speaker 4>But a quality portable net ark because I was going

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<v Speaker 4>to get a team of quality portable neck fan, I

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<v Speaker 4>can stay call on the bus for hours longer.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you think it's like a necklace with a

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<v Speaker 3>fan on the end?

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<v Speaker 4>Pat you ever heard of it? Look?

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<v Speaker 2>It would it be like a sort of like I

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<v Speaker 2>want to say, race or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Does it like headphones you put round your neck?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, like a harmonica like a musician that might

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<v Speaker 5>play several different instruments. Yeah, and they've got like that

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<v Speaker 5>frame thing to hold their harmonica.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it something like that?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it would have been nice for Gary Klaus

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<v Speaker 4>to have this sort of stuff ready because you're in

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<v Speaker 4>the last and I mean it's what he just said

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<v Speaker 4>to It's what he's here for.

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<v Speaker 18>I've just had a look at it to tick around

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<v Speaker 18>the sack and I found exactly what it is.

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<v Speaker 8>What is it?

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<v Speaker 18>It sort of looks like a pair of wireless Bluetooth headphones.

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<v Speaker 16>That you wrap around your neck and then it emits,

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<v Speaker 16>it blasts cold air.

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<v Speaker 18>I saw a couple of Elms were whipping one up yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you need that in the north Pole.

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<v Speaker 16>Well no, good point, good point, but I know Steve

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<v Speaker 16>does need one. Bus drivers they make the bloody world

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<v Speaker 16>go around.

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<v Speaker 18>I would love to keep his neck cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Steve's on the line right now, Steve, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 4>a show.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>So listen, Gary, tell us about the tell Us about

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<v Speaker 4>the portable neck fan.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, so it's like what you said. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 14>Bluetooth that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like a Bluetooth headset. And yeah, it keeps

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<v Speaker 4>me cool. I would love to have one for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 16>Well, Steve, it's your lucky day. Your neck is going

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<v Speaker 16>to be ice cold.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool head that I think, Gary.

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<v Speaker 3>It just sits around the neck and then blows onto

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<v Speaker 3>the face. It doesn't cool just the neck down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>who needs a cold neck?

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<v Speaker 18>They're the ones that we have coll the neck.

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<v Speaker 4>We now get the ones that cool his head and

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<v Speaker 4>went a hot headed bus driver on the roads. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we can another one. Mak a new one today if

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<v Speaker 4>you could, then Gary with two as Stephen, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much. Happy Christmas, Thank you, thank you. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>take her a break. We'll come back and we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to make someone's Christmas extra special.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, The Christian Connall Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's Show. I bet you'll be found of Pink Aunty,

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<v Speaker 4>Gary Klaus.

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<v Speaker 18>I Lovechi's here all the time. I've seen her thirteen times.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, what's your favorite? Saul fun House or Beautiful Trauma,

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful forever in the God? How she do all that

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<v Speaker 4>works out a lot? Very incredible grip strength, right envious.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I had forearms like Pink.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't know you had stadiums up there in the North

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<v Speaker 3>Pole that you can perform.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you look at Global Tour Days and Cold

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<v Speaker 4>Player coming soon, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 18>Yes, Yes, we're coming. We're going to make sure there's

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<v Speaker 18>no trap doors. I thought you guys down.

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<v Speaker 4>Love a trap door. That's country Garry. We do as

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<v Speaker 4>We're back with Gary Klaus. Gary Clauses come in at

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<v Speaker 4>ten for two hours.

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<v Speaker 11>Gar Reclauses come there at town. He's making a listes

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<v Speaker 11>truckers with gifts, but only four adult's gone uping for kids.

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<v Speaker 11>Cay Clauses coming.

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<v Speaker 17>To town stop and by the pub or the Crown.

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<v Speaker 17>Garry Claus is coming to.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten Thanks you, Mercedes Benz Berrick. He has ten thousand

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<v Speaker 4>dollars for grown ups.

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<v Speaker 18>Only grown ups. Only grown ups do all the work

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<v Speaker 18>through the year. Kids just suffer around.

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<v Speaker 16>What are they?

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<v Speaker 4>They're young, they can't yet work. They're at school learning

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<v Speaker 4>and that's a.

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<v Speaker 16>Hard lesson that I want to teach. Not a team

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<v Speaker 16>start working. Do you get some bloody presents?

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<v Speaker 18>Would you like to wear?

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<v Speaker 3>The return of the olden days where kids could go

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<v Speaker 3>up a chimney sweep, say.

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<v Speaker 4>Charles, real hardline. Aren't you like JD. Van Sue tough

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<v Speaker 4>on the causes of kids?

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<v Speaker 16>Huh?

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<v Speaker 4>Zero kid tolerance? Alrighty, I've got another grown up wish

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<v Speaker 4>list here. Good morning to Gaza Claus. This comes from

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<v Speaker 4>Marcus Christian. Most people, I saw the movie Jaws and

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<v Speaker 4>immediately had a terrifying fear of sharks. Terrified me so

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<v Speaker 4>much and kept me out of the ocean swimming, even

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<v Speaker 4>to the extent when I hear the Jaws theme. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>scared current day. I'd love to be blessed for Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>by Gary Klaus a great white shark cage dive in

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<v Speaker 4>Port Lincoln in South Australia for myself and my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't heard from me white here, Marcus. This is

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<v Speaker 4>definitely something she would love to do for Christmas. We

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<v Speaker 4>can see how terrifying and amazing these creatures are up

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<v Speaker 4>close and personal.

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<v Speaker 16>And he said he's terrified by the same and you've

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<v Speaker 16>you've just started playing it.

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<v Speaker 4>If he's ride with the music, you ain't gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>in a cage being lowered down to chat to the

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<v Speaker 4>sharks and have a meet and greet. The music is

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<v Speaker 4>the least of his worries.

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<v Speaker 18>Well, Marcus, if you can face the music, you can face.

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<v Speaker 4>The nice.

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<v Speaker 15>Wow we Marcus, Good morning, Christian, Good morning team.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this triggering? Just hearing the music, Christian.

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<v Speaker 15>While you're playing that and saying that, all my hairs

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<v Speaker 15>on my arms just stood up on end.

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<v Speaker 4>So I mean, I'm the same terrified of sharks, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's all the fault of spiel work in the

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<v Speaker 4>movie Jaws. But to lean into that and then want

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<v Speaker 4>to go and I shake cage, A shark cage dive

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:50.440
<v Speaker 4>is a lot.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 15>No, I hate being I hate being afraid of things,

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 15>and if something does scare me, I like to tackle

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<v Speaker 15>it head on. So I learned to dive so for

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<v Speaker 15>the for the opportunity in life when it came along.

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<v Speaker 15>Whenever that was I could go and meet these guys

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<v Speaker 15>head their heads. So yeah, I mean it would be

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<v Speaker 15>extremely absolutely exciting but terrifying all at the same time.

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<v Speaker 15>So hopefully I've got a clean wetsuit at the end.

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<v Speaker 19>Of it all.

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<v Speaker 4>And what about what about your wife, Evet? Is she willing? Well,

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:20.760
<v Speaker 4>hopefully she has to be willing. We can't track anyone

0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 4>get in events. If you won the prime parents, we're

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<v Speaker 4>filming this for content.

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<v Speaker 15>She should be a happy participant. But you look, you know,

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<v Speaker 15>she has my life insurance and everything else, so and

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:33.320
<v Speaker 15>she'll be comfortably looked after it.

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<v Speaker 4>She knows that you've asked for this.

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<v Speaker 15>Not necessarily, but she knows that's something that's been an

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<v Speaker 15>absolute dream of mine for years. So I think she'd

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<v Speaker 15>be very supportive of it, and I think she would

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<v Speaker 15>also actually like to see it happen too.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think she'd keept getting the cage with you.

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<v Speaker 15>I think she would. I think she's She's probably nearly

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<v Speaker 15>as crazy as im when it comes to that.

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<v Speaker 4>So, now have you looked at the videos on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 4>because I've had a look at these. Sometimes they get

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<v Speaker 4>that that big old dead eyed does it, non blinking

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 4>eye gets in the cage.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah I have seen that, and yeah, that just made

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<v Speaker 15>my heart rate elevator. But you know, I guess it's

0:37:09.320 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 15>just an up clots in personal UFC cage match with Shaft.

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<v Speaker 15>So one of us has to walk out of life.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you reckon? Gary?

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:20.279
<v Speaker 16>Cause Marcus, I want you in that cage, dropping down

0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:22.440
<v Speaker 16>eyeballing a great wall.

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<v Speaker 18>Of great wite and saying great and saying I'm not

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<v Speaker 18>bloody scared of you, mister sharp.

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<v Speaker 4>I love this fear factor.

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<v Speaker 16>And you know what, Marcus, I've had a little dig

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<v Speaker 16>around in my sack and I've found some flights for

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 16>you as well.

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<v Speaker 20>Oh adelaide, Oh forty five minutes flight, yes, oh my god,

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 20>stop it, non peak, flexy fairconomy.

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 4>Fair, one way, one way, make your own way back

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<v Speaker 4>and bring your own cage.

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<v Speaker 15>Man, I'm so sopcious. And that forty five minutes Christian

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 15>is going to feel like three hours where I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Head and Gary, are you flying? His wife as well.

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<v Speaker 3>She has to make her ve calm.

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<v Speaker 18>She can also get the economy save a flighter.

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<v Speaker 4>Real spirits human at this station.

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<v Speaker 18>Deadly serious like us three Uncle Gary Klaus.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm going to have some low carb, low killing you,

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<v Speaker 15>low alcohol beer at the end of the chimney for you,

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 15>my friend.

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<v Speaker 21>That's incredible, even whiskey out of him and his brother

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:29.799
<v Speaker 21>once he come down the chimney again with those young

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:31.520
<v Speaker 21>kids that want to bring with them at the moment,

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<v Speaker 21>Marcus and Eva, I hope you enjoy this and we'll

0:38:34.880 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 21>fly you.

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:36.879
<v Speaker 4>Then we'll put you up as well overnight as well.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh my god, I'm absolutely specious. Thank you so much, Christian, thank.

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<v Speaker 4>You Pat enjoying, enjoy and we want to hear all

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<v Speaker 4>about it on the show as well. We'd love to

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<v Speaker 4>hear how you get on doing it.

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<v Speaker 15>Absolutely, I'm going to I'm going to find a GoPro

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<v Speaker 15>and I'll film it for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Baby.

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<v Speaker 15>Do some commentary.

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 4>You're thinking a lot more relation. We have a time

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<v Speaker 4>of commentary down there. Marcus.

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<v Speaker 9>Probably hear a lot of.

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<v Speaker 4>Headset on twitch in a reaction video. Marks, You're a

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<v Speaker 4>star enjoy. Thank you very much, have me great Christmas.

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<v Speaker 15>Much guys, Oh my god, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Gary Kus, what are you up to now?

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<v Speaker 4>We've got to say goodbye the Starling because it's running out.

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<v Speaker 22>Wednesday night Bingo night, Yeah, down the Nord exactly fighting

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<v Speaker 22>a part for five bucks deal Yeah, I'm coming all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Chatty tomorrow Gazza for two hours. Email me Christian

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>Podcast time now for your stories of coincidence and chance.

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<v Speaker 4>We love hearing these. We call it. What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 1>Believe it? Or nuts?

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<v Speaker 18>What are the ards?

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<v Speaker 17>You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl

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<v Speaker 17>who married a Han who works weird?

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<v Speaker 18>The Cheryl.

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<v Speaker 4>Married a Hunt as well.

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<v Speaker 12>Quite a few years ago, I was doing some shopping

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<v Speaker 12>for Spin Williamstown and I thought to myself, Oh, this

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<v Speaker 12>is where Sean mckayliss lives. I walked into the lobby shop.

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<v Speaker 12>As I walked out, Goku walked.

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<v Speaker 1>In Shawn mccabin.

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<v Speaker 23>Now I went to the Download Music Festival. Guns and

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.319
<v Speaker 23>Roses were playing the first time Axel was back. As

0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:25.480
<v Speaker 23>they started playing, November rain. It started raining and it

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<v Speaker 23>stopped raining. As soon as the song was over.

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<v Speaker 19>We had a family barbecue for the Melbourne Cup and

0:40:30.440 --> 0:40:32.800
<v Speaker 19>we all drew horses out of the hat and my

0:40:33.040 --> 0:40:35.960
<v Speaker 19>husband drew a horse and the only horse that was

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<v Speaker 19>scratched due to heart siblaration and she was diagnosed with

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:42.000
<v Speaker 19>the same condition.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week had to be best moments of the year

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<v Speaker 4>for me. Me strange laughter from Robin. She was great, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>what are the odds ning four one four, one oh

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<v Speaker 4>four three ever listened to this? An incredible one here

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<v Speaker 4>here now an everyday miracle. I'd say, Okay, if.

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<v Speaker 3>You want me to do my one, maybe I should

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 3>do it first, because I can't go after an incredible one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yours would be incredible as well.

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<v Speaker 4>You've wore me, he said to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't figure I've got a lukewarm one one just to

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<v Speaker 3>get the ball rolled.

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<v Speaker 18>Yea, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little bit of a kind of it's like

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<v Speaker 4>a w D forty. It's a little bit of luke.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to teach people what a coincidences to do that

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<v Speaker 3>to them. This weekend, I was on the Gold Coast

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<v Speaker 3>and bumped into AFL footballer Bailey Scott from the North

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Melbourne Kangaroos. My brother's a big North Melbourne fan, so

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:33.920
<v Speaker 3>I got a photo with him, said goodbye. Then two

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<v Speaker 3>days later he's on the plane sitting next to my friend.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was over sold as Luke or not Brozen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>let me get a Tim Lucas. Then christ I ordered

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 4>a coffee from Macas on my phone. When it's a

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<v Speaker 4>ride the phone show the pickup code. These codes have

0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:01.640
<v Speaker 4>two letters and two numbers. On this particular day, the

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 4>code I was provided was TL seventy five. That is

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:10.520
<v Speaker 4>my exact initials and birth year. The macu's profile doesn't

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 4>even know my birthday, doesn't ask for it, doesn't store it,

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:14.879
<v Speaker 4>so it's not even possible that it knew to give

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 4>me this code, Christian. By my calculations, this is the

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 4>sixty seven thousand, six hundred to one shot. Even if

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:25.440
<v Speaker 4>they're not set up to use double letters or double numbers,

0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:27.840
<v Speaker 4>all we're going into it VI Tim, It's still fifty

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.560
<v Speaker 4>eight thousand to one. So of course I took a

0:42:30.680 --> 0:42:33.560
<v Speaker 4>screenshot of this. I still have it on my phone

0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:36.480
<v Speaker 4>and when I show people, they are blown away. Wow,

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:39.480
<v Speaker 4>lucky people now Christian. A disappointed thing was when I

0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 4>told the girl excitedly at the microphone, it was my

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 4>exact initials and birthday. She paused and then just said

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<v Speaker 4>next window please, Yeah, they're busy. She gave me nothing.

0:42:53.239 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 4>O see, I would have loved at Lisa. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>that's so weird. Nothing, Christian. Nothing. Well, Tim Lucas TLS

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 4>seventy five. We think this is amazing, incredible. Yeah, what

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 4>are the odds? It's a huge one. Well, dope, we

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<v Speaker 4>believe it t L seventy five. All right, we'll take

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 4>some calls next on nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 4>four three after John Farnham. Now on the Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>What are the odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you sat on a TL seventy five.

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<v Speaker 1>But Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just seen a headline flash up on the TV.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what the full story is, but tradees

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 4>wanted in Antarctica. There's like an onion headline those you know,

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:41.320
<v Speaker 4>short shorts, good luck Antarctica. I mean it's not the

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:44.400
<v Speaker 4>most insulated place here in Melbourne. Some of these homes

0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 4>now get a real drafty igloo and they finish at

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:54.120
<v Speaker 4>three o'clock as well. Never take the first quote in Antarctica,

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 4>they'll be shipping the utes over now.

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 3>I thought we already had a trading shortage in this shit,

0:43:59.080 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Sam be losing him.

0:43:59.880 --> 0:44:05.360
<v Speaker 4>For seventeen minutes past eight, we're doing what are the odds?

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one o four three. Share your

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<v Speaker 4>stories of coincidence and chance. Good morning, Steve, good morning,

0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:17.560
<v Speaker 4>what are the odds? What are you? What's that? What

0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:19.240
<v Speaker 4>are the odds? What's the story for Steve?

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<v Speaker 13>We've got serious events of the bank and we had

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<v Speaker 13>to put it out pin numbers in as new pin numbers.

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<v Speaker 13>We both had the same pin number in the same sequence,

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<v Speaker 13>so I could get the change buying very quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Wow, when you and your wife met, you had

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<v Speaker 3>the same pin number.

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<v Speaker 13>The same pin number, and the same sequence, so it

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<v Speaker 13>was all for.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be the same. Yeah, we got that one, Steve.

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<v Speaker 4>That is incredible, same pin number. Yep, yeah, okay, Steve,

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:04.440
<v Speaker 4>thank you very much, thanks for calling Steve's Jack had

0:45:04.560 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 4>just reassured me that he'd coached Steve radio greatness. Wow,

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<v Speaker 4>where you can feel the hand of the mentors sometimes,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you?

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<v Speaker 3>See you let me down a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>You left your hang in there as bad as Steve

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<v Speaker 4>to do you like that? Send Steve to Antarctica, give

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<v Speaker 4>him a spanner, go and help them out there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the players are on the field and the coach can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Hand coach by Jack Post Karen.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning Karen. What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 9>Karen?

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<v Speaker 24>Well, my story was this earlier this year. I bought

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<v Speaker 24>a new car, traded in my old car, and about

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<v Speaker 24>a week later I was sitting a set of lights

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<v Speaker 24>and a car went past me to race around the

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<v Speaker 24>turning lane, and I heard this almighty stump and my

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<v Speaker 24>mirror was whacked by the car that went past. And

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<v Speaker 24>as I looked up to give them a mouthful of abuse,

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<v Speaker 24>I saw that it was my old car that I'd

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<v Speaker 24>traded in.

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<v Speaker 4>What are the odds? That's an incredible one. Lovely okay, Karen,

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks you cool, no worries, Thanks Christian, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>How we got here? Jane, Jamie, what are the odds? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 13>See you for five weeks. As soon as I put

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<v Speaker 13>king door opened.

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<v Speaker 14>The front door, we heard a big of water walked

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<v Speaker 14>in in a part burst. As soon you open the

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<v Speaker 14>door in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Lucky.

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<v Speaker 3>That is good timing day one.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine it was day one and when he closed the

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<v Speaker 4>door five weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, we're flowed the whole house, and then some and

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<v Speaker 14>then some.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, Jamie is us. Yeah, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>blame him. What are the odds? How about raising that bar?

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<v Speaker 4>Guys nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Four The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Today's time Waster two hundred and fifty dollars to spend

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<v Speaker 4>at Holy Money Fun House, which is now open a

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<v Speaker 4>little Burke Street, the most playful bar in Melbourne. Now

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<v Speaker 4>here search Holy Monly Fun House some more information Today,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the time waster. We're looking for your barbecue songs.

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<v Speaker 4>Today is National Barbecue Day, isn't every Dwnastery Paul Hogan's

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<v Speaker 4>Shrimp on the Barbie ad campaign has been recognized as

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<v Speaker 4>Australia's most successful ad campaign of all time. This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>When the ad first run in nineteen eighty four, Australia

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<v Speaker 4>was just a seventy eighth most visited country by Americans.

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<v Speaker 4>Three months later number seven. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, he you took no money for that? Was not

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<v Speaker 2>paid for it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like his gift or is that just what

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<v Speaker 4>he told I was about to say that may not

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<v Speaker 4>have been proved true. Actually he definitely so what he

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<v Speaker 4>didn't get paid for a crocodile. I'm actually a trade

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<v Speaker 4>by day.

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<v Speaker 3>And I do a little bit of movie work in

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<v Speaker 3>the It's my hobby.

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<v Speaker 4>Here is the classic camper. Every day is a good

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<v Speaker 4>day in Australia.

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<v Speaker 21>Love.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, you'll have to get used to some of

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<v Speaker 1>the local customers, like you can get you some tan

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant, playing football without a helm and call

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<v Speaker 1>on everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Mate, Thanks mate, come and say goody. I'll slip an

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<v Speaker 4>extra shrimp on the barbie. Trouble is, everyone else is

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<v Speaker 4>presumed that's what you guys do every single day is

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<v Speaker 4>put shrimps on barbies. All right, barbecue songs. Here comes

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<v Speaker 4>the bun silver, My hinds will go on silver. Pass

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<v Speaker 4>Diva playing at the barbie. That's right, Flip it good gold,

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<v Speaker 4>Montell Jordan's here, shout out to Monte Jordan's. This is

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<v Speaker 4>how we grit it gold and Shanna Twain singing at

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<v Speaker 4>the barbecue. That's right. How do I feel like a

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<v Speaker 4>burger bronze shrimp that barbie? Jackie Boy barbecue song.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, just goes to the barbecue. Oh yeah, the tong song.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so obvious minus bronze, meet it, meet it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's good. Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>Papa's got a brand new snag.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're going to a barbecue over at crowded

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<v Speaker 3>houses place, take the weather with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Now. That is God plus set up and pay off.

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<v Speaker 4>All right? What have you got them? Looking for your

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<v Speaker 4>barbecue songs?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Time ways, So they were looking for your barbecue songs.

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<v Speaker 4>You read to Mark Jackie Boy Ready barbecue songs. Enter

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<v Speaker 4>Snackman Gold Strong Strong start from Ferris Barbie Gurril. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a Barbie Graham Gold, well done, shack Baby's got bun Silver, Ir,

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<v Speaker 4>I am losing my religion. Bronze Burger on the dance

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<v Speaker 4>woor Gold. It's from my young Liam Ross who's twelve

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<v Speaker 4>on the school right now. Am I weather going to

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<v Speaker 4>see your face again? From Mitch Silver, Michael Jackson Griller Gold,

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<v Speaker 4>I've had the stake of my life, Bronze grilling in

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<v Speaker 4>the name of Silver. Four seasonings in one day, Gold

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<v Speaker 4>house another one there wordun Gerard snags up Burning Midnight

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<v Speaker 4>Oil Silver sausage party in the USA. Gold Jake that

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<v Speaker 4>one get him brisket with it? Silver where the meats

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<v Speaker 4>have no name? Gold but simon who let the hot

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<v Speaker 4>dogs out? Silver grills just want to have fun Gold

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<v Speaker 4>fifty cent with in the meat rub instead of in

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<v Speaker 4>the club in the meat Dum dum. That's Michael Jackson griller.

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<v Speaker 4>We've already done it. Uh what part there it is?

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<v Speaker 4>It is? Who did that? The tang team? No tag team,

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<v Speaker 4>I think not the tang teams. Something else? Moving on,

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<v Speaker 4>next window, please simply the based gold. There we go.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, who's having some fun in the funhouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's give it to you young Liam. I believe he

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<v Speaker 3>is twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't remember what Holy Moly the drink's license. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>it is a front house.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, kids are allowed of Holy Molly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah they are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, don't buy the drink.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah no, you're have a soft drink. Yeah, twelve year

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<v Speaker 4>olds in the old house.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, no, yeah, thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 4>Other way that Kate and not producer seen him, but

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<v Speaker 4>just walked away from you. There you're done for today.

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<v Speaker 4>Listening to podcasts at the moment

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell's show podcast