WEBVTT - MINI: More Smuggling

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcasts. Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning Tash, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you mate?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much asking I hope you're well. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for cooling the show. What have you been smuggling?

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<v Speaker 3>So this is a bit of an embarrassing one.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was in the seven me and my best

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<v Speaker 2>friend from primary school went to different schools. She got

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<v Speaker 2>mixed up with a bit rougher crowd than me, and

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<v Speaker 2>we went to kmart. They used to have lolly'shubs that

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<v Speaker 2>you would fill your own lollies. Her grand idea was

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<v Speaker 2>to fill it with makeup and put lollies on the top.

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<v Speaker 2>So we went through the cash out and paid our

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<v Speaker 2>three dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>We probably eighty dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Gets worse, it gets worse.

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<v Speaker 5>So I felt so guilty that the next day, when

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<v Speaker 5>I went to the shopping center with my family, I

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<v Speaker 5>smuggled it back in and hid it in. The guilty

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<v Speaker 5>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't handle it and I snuck it back in.

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<v Speaker 1>That says a lot about who you are. That's quite

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing thing to do that, Tash.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my guilty secret from my childhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know what will give you a golden kettle.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you all Rightash, thank you very much. The story.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Brenda. Hi, Hello Brenda, what have you smuggled?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, a few years ago, or actually quite a few

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<v Speaker 4>years ago, I was showing in Scotland and I really

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<v Speaker 4>love swords and antiques and I saw this really cool

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<v Speaker 4>broadsword and I thought, oh, oh, that will be great display.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm coming through the airport that goes through the

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<v Speaker 4>scanning thing and they go, oh, can we have you

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<v Speaker 4>over here and bring.

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<v Speaker 1>That sword. You've seen the signs handguns and knives, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like the granddaddy of all knights.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, this great, big Scottish broad sword and I

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<v Speaker 4>never even thought about it, you know. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a display here, and they go this is a

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<v Speaker 4>sword and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, this is a sword.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, it's a spry and

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<v Speaker 4>they go it can be used as a weapon, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, NaN's a display, right, and so they so

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<v Speaker 4>they go, oh, yeah, well it's sort of it's a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit fun. It's a display and they go, are

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<v Speaker 4>you going to sharpen it up? And I go no,

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<v Speaker 4>of course not. And they go okay and then let

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<v Speaker 4>me through.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you know, in the overhead logger, I will acts

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<v Speaker 1>the whole fly with someone getting on, putting their overhead

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<v Speaker 1>bag in their jacket, and then a Scottish anty broadsword.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got highlight highlanders brave.

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<v Speaker 4>They so so I've got a Scottish broad sword. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a display.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you still got that big old broadsword? Now? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it up somewhere in your house?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where on the wall?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Well actually well at the moment it's just him

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<v Speaker 4>because I haven't got a face to put it.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Still got you often have that on the block. They

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know where to put a broadsword. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a broadsword unit over there, probably Scotty and add value

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<v Speaker 1>to this, Brenda, you've got to have a gold kettle

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<v Speaker 1>to go with that broad sort.

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<v Speaker 4>They'll look back together, thank you, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they've ever said out loud the word broadsword.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve, What did you smuggle him?

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<v Speaker 6>Gooday? Guys like you show Steve. My late mother in

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<v Speaker 6>law love there. Jim Sims over here. So when we

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<v Speaker 6>went over one year, we decided to take you a

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<v Speaker 6>couple of packets of frozen Jim Simms nicely packed. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>when we got to jail and we did well ship,

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<v Speaker 6>we just better to be careful and we declare them.

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<v Speaker 6>They confiscated him. And as we're leaving the quarantine area,

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<v Speaker 6>I heard the officer and I said to his offsider,

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<v Speaker 6>don't put these in the fridge. We'll have them for lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Naughty.

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<v Speaker 7>We suspect they do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I suspect, Steve. That's a great story. Thank you very much, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>have a good day. Thanks for carding, and let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Stu here. Good morning Stew, Good morning Stu smuggling.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got for us? What have you smuggled? Mate?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>So I decided to take in two flasts of alcohol

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<v Speaker 7>to the tennis A couple of years ago. I walked

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<v Speaker 7>up to the security with his metal detecting wind. He did,

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<v Speaker 7>he did his wand over my body and it went

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<v Speaker 7>off near my crutch area because the flasks were in

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<v Speaker 7>my in my jocks. So I said, oh no, that

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<v Speaker 7>must that must be my belt, So I took my

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<v Speaker 7>belts off. He did the wind again, went off near

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<v Speaker 7>my crutch again. I think very quickly on the spot.

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<v Speaker 7>I told him I've got a piercing through my old.

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<v Speaker 1>Fella and no more wonder what happened.

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<v Speaker 7>He was very quick to us through the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Stu, you can have a golden ketcher for that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great story. Thank you, Thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Elizabeth. Good morning, welcome to the show. Hi, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Isabeth. Okay, what have you smuggled?

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<v Speaker 3>Boots on a cruise?

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<v Speaker 1>Boots on a cruise. There is a lot of booze

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<v Speaker 1>of any on a cruise. Why do you need.

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<v Speaker 3>That's too damn expented? So the way we drink. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So for shampoo bottles online, they're special bottles with special

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<v Speaker 3>seals and they don't jump on the X ray when

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<v Speaker 3>they put your cases through. But dark web, Oh my partner,

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<v Speaker 3>he had a bottle of coke and he wasn't so smart,

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<v Speaker 3>so they pinged him. So when waiting for our case

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<v Speaker 3>at the shop to our cabin and they did it.

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<v Speaker 3>We got a letter to meet security down on one of.

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<v Speaker 1>Them on the cruises.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, door ones, Oh my god. That we

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<v Speaker 3>got down there and there was about twelve people standing

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<v Speaker 3>there with looks of shame on their faces, and they

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<v Speaker 3>went through our cases they took his coat. They didn't

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<v Speaker 3>pick up the shampoo bottles, which was pretty good. So

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<v Speaker 3>we ended up with the booths.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great model of this story, isn't It's a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful fable. You gave him a decoy suitcase, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, so I couldn't trust him with the booth. He's

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<v Speaker 3>going to get caught. They were all in my case.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, we did well.

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<v Speaker 1>So no bundan coat just there. There's abundant basically y.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we got the through so we did well.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely stuff you did. You did really well. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.