Speaker 1: Christ Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcasts. Good
Speaker 1: morning Tash, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2: How are you mate?
Speaker 1: Thank you very much asking I hope you're well. Thanks
Speaker 1: for cooling the show. What have you been smuggling?
Speaker 3: So this is a bit of an embarrassing one.
Speaker 2: When I was in the seven me and my best
Speaker 2: friend from primary school went to different schools. She got
Speaker 2: mixed up with a bit rougher crowd than me, and
Speaker 2: we went to kmart. They used to have lolly'shubs that
Speaker 2: you would fill your own lollies. Her grand idea was
Speaker 2: to fill it with makeup and put lollies on the top.
Speaker 2: So we went through the cash out and paid our
Speaker 2: three dollars.
Speaker 4: We probably eighty dollars.
Speaker 3: Gets worse, it gets worse.
Speaker 5: So I felt so guilty that the next day, when
Speaker 5: I went to the shopping center with my family, I
Speaker 5: smuggled it back in and hid it in. The guilty
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't handle it and I snuck it back in.
Speaker 1: That says a lot about who you are. That's quite
Speaker 1: an amazing thing to do that, Tash.
Speaker 3: It's my guilty secret from my childhood.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what will give you a golden kettle.
Speaker 1: Thank you all Rightash, thank you very much. The story.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Brenda. Hi, Hello Brenda, what have you smuggled?
Speaker 4: Well, a few years ago, or actually quite a few
Speaker 4: years ago, I was showing in Scotland and I really
Speaker 4: love swords and antiques and I saw this really cool
Speaker 4: broadsword and I thought, oh, oh, that will be great display.
Speaker 4: So I'm coming through the airport that goes through the
Speaker 4: scanning thing and they go, oh, can we have you
Speaker 4: over here and bring.
Speaker 1: That sword. You've seen the signs handguns and knives, I mean,
Speaker 1: because it's like the granddaddy of all knights.
Speaker 4: I know, this great, big Scottish broad sword and I
Speaker 4: never even thought about it, you know. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a display here, and they go this is a
Speaker 4: sword and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is a sword.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, it's a spry and
Speaker 4: they go it can be used as a weapon, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, NaN's a display, right, and so they so
Speaker 4: they go, oh, yeah, well it's sort of it's a
Speaker 4: little bit fun. It's a display and they go, are
Speaker 4: you going to sharpen it up? And I go no,
Speaker 4: of course not. And they go okay and then let
Speaker 4: me through.
Speaker 1: Why you know, in the overhead logger, I will acts
Speaker 1: the whole fly with someone getting on, putting their overhead
Speaker 1: bag in their jacket, and then a Scottish anty broadsword.
Speaker 1: We've got highlight highlanders brave.
Speaker 4: They so so I've got a Scottish broad sword. That's
Speaker 4: a display.
Speaker 1: Have you still got that big old broadsword? Now? Is
Speaker 1: it up somewhere in your house?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where on the wall?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well actually well at the moment it's just him
Speaker 4: because I haven't got a face to put it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Still got you often have that on the block. They
Speaker 1: just don't know where to put a broadsword. I have
Speaker 1: a broadsword unit over there, probably Scotty and add value
Speaker 1: to this, Brenda, you've got to have a gold kettle
Speaker 1: to go with that broad sort.
Speaker 4: They'll look back together, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I think they've ever said out loud the word broadsword.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Steve, What did you smuggle him?
Speaker 6: Gooday? Guys like you show Steve. My late mother in
Speaker 6: law love there. Jim Sims over here. So when we
Speaker 6: went over one year, we decided to take you a
Speaker 6: couple of packets of frozen Jim Simms nicely packed. Anyway,
Speaker 6: when we got to jail and we did well ship,
Speaker 6: we just better to be careful and we declare them.
Speaker 6: They confiscated him. And as we're leaving the quarantine area,
Speaker 6: I heard the officer and I said to his offsider,
Speaker 6: don't put these in the fridge. We'll have them for lunch.
Speaker 1: Naughty.
Speaker 7: We suspect they do it.
Speaker 1: I suspect, Steve. That's a great story. Thank you very much, buddy,
Speaker 1: have a good day. Thanks for carding, and let's go
Speaker 1: to Stu here. Good morning Stew, Good morning Stu smuggling.
Speaker 1: What have you got for us? What have you smuggled? Mate?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 7: So I decided to take in two flasts of alcohol
Speaker 7: to the tennis A couple of years ago. I walked
Speaker 7: up to the security with his metal detecting wind. He did,
Speaker 7: he did his wand over my body and it went
Speaker 7: off near my crutch area because the flasks were in
Speaker 7: my in my jocks. So I said, oh no, that
Speaker 7: must that must be my belt, So I took my
Speaker 7: belts off. He did the wind again, went off near
Speaker 7: my crutch again. I think very quickly on the spot.
Speaker 7: I told him I've got a piercing through my old.
Speaker 1: Fella and no more wonder what happened.
Speaker 7: He was very quick to us through the gate.
Speaker 1: Stu, you can have a golden ketcher for that.
Speaker 2: That's a great story. Thank you, Thank.
Speaker 1: You, Elizabeth. Good morning, welcome to the show. Hi, good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning Isabeth. Okay, what have you smuggled?
Speaker 3: Boots on a cruise?
Speaker 1: Boots on a cruise. There is a lot of booze
Speaker 1: of any on a cruise. Why do you need.
Speaker 3: That's too damn expented? So the way we drink. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So for shampoo bottles online, they're special bottles with special
Speaker 3: seals and they don't jump on the X ray when
Speaker 3: they put your cases through. But dark web, Oh my partner,
Speaker 3: he had a bottle of coke and he wasn't so smart,
Speaker 3: so they pinged him. So when waiting for our case
Speaker 3: at the shop to our cabin and they did it.
Speaker 3: We got a letter to meet security down on one of.
Speaker 1: Them on the cruises.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, door ones, Oh my god. That we
Speaker 3: got down there and there was about twelve people standing
Speaker 3: there with looks of shame on their faces, and they
Speaker 3: went through our cases they took his coat. They didn't
Speaker 3: pick up the shampoo bottles, which was pretty good. So
Speaker 3: we ended up with the booths.
Speaker 1: That's a great model of this story, isn't It's a
Speaker 1: wonderful fable. You gave him a decoy suitcase, didn't you.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, so I couldn't trust him with the booth. He's
Speaker 3: going to get caught. They were all in my case.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we did well.
Speaker 1: So no bundan coat just there. There's abundant basically y.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got the through so we did well.
Speaker 1: Lovely stuff you did. You did really well. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.