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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sad You've got the one and only bow Ryan in

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Speaker 2: the studio.

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Speaker 3: Goodness, see guys, Bowie mate, it's the Amazing Race. It's

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Speaker 3: back tonight, seven thirty ten. It's a hot show. First

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Speaker 3: question for you, though, Bowie hit me. You did an

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Speaker 3: Instagram post I think last night with a few snaps

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Speaker 3: behind the scenes of the Amazing Race.

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Speaker 4: Yes, now that the first shot Bowie promo. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: bit of promo.

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Speaker 2: Good emotion. Good.

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Speaker 5: You know what it is.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to describe the photo for everyone who hasn't

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Speaker 3: seen it, but effectively it's you.

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Speaker 6: You look like you're nude with a with a leather belt.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes last night? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're standing next to what looks like a

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Speaker 3: mud bath. Yes, and I did the Pincheon zoom on

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Speaker 3: and everything.

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Speaker 6: I can't. Are you just in a leather belt next

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Speaker 6: to a mud bath?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: I can't. I'm not meant to say where we were,

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Speaker 5: but I was in Morocco, was there, which we'll see tonight.

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Speaker 5: Now that is a tannery where they make leather. Do

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Speaker 5: you guys know how they make leather? Obviously they skin

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Speaker 5: the animal, right, Okay, apologies for all the vegans and

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Speaker 5: vegetos and all that they skin the animal. Now what

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Speaker 5: they do is they soak it in. It's like a

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Speaker 5: lime and urine urine. So obviously when it's been skin

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Speaker 5: there's still blood on something, so they soak it in

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Speaker 5: their lime urine. There's something else in animal. Animal, the

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Speaker 5: animal that skin, Yeah, yeah, fair, it's animal.

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Speaker 2: You some guy that just then pisses it and.

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Speaker 5: Hangary. Stick with me. So when you get off the

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Speaker 5: plane in where we were in Ni Marrakesh that you

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Speaker 5: can smell it Tanary from about forty five minutes away.

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Speaker 5: It smells like, well, it's not it's just yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: just pungent. So we get there. I say, I'll do

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Speaker 5: all the challenges. Teams got to make leather. Long story short.

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Speaker 5: I get there, I said, I'll get in there. I

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Speaker 5: hadn't seen it yet. I didn't realize. I just thought

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Speaker 5: it was a small I didn't realize there was fifty

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Speaker 5: wells in. I started off with, like, you know, trout fishermen,

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Speaker 5: how trout fishermen were those overalls? I started on them.

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Speaker 5: I get in there, A little little bit of fluid

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Speaker 5: comes in. I had a couple of open wounds on

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Speaker 5: my leg, which I was worried about. But we got

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Speaker 5: the shot. Looks great.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, nice about the shot.

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Speaker 5: But that that I was wearing. Then I had underpants songs,

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Speaker 5: so I didn't want to wear like ruined my clothes.

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Speaker 5: And I had a belt. I've always got a belt

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Speaker 5: with me. Well, what I did is I had the

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Speaker 5: belt and then I sort of put it under the

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Speaker 5: trout sort of overalls had like hooks in them, so

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Speaker 5: I just hooked it onto the belt.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I Actually, you see a great race. You

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Speaker 3: learn things about overseas? Is that the best thing you

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Speaker 3: learn overseas? What's the best thing you learn?

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Speaker 5: Best thing I learned that? Well, I learned how to

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Speaker 5: make leather, and they've got the best leather you can

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Speaker 5: get in the world, Morocco. And rugs, great rugs too,

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Speaker 5: So I bought trying to tell me, I feel like

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Speaker 5: they do. They do great rugs. So I brought back

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Speaker 5: a couple of leather bags and a rug for my wife,

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Speaker 5: a handmaid too.

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Speaker 2: It's a phenomenal It's a phenomenal list of countries this yo.

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Speaker 2: It's incredibly exotic. Turkey, Greece pretty much the same place,

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Speaker 2: but all that believe Morocco, Mexico, and Colombia.

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Speaker 5: We start with a bang and go northern Africa, Morocco,

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Speaker 5: then we work our way through Europe in the middle

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Speaker 5: of winter. Yeah, spent a lot of time in Greece,

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Speaker 5: in the islands, and then we hit the tropics. Mate,

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Speaker 5: South America, Central America, made Belize and Believe Believe is incredible.

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Speaker 5: Police they've got the belice.

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Speaker 2: Did you go to the blue Hole?

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Speaker 5: We went there, We went to the ball we went

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Speaker 5: to I can't give too much away. I went to Mexico.

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Speaker 5: So the the Caribbean water there, man, He's like, Southeast

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Speaker 5: Age is beautiful, gray berry reefs great. Yeah, the water

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Speaker 2: You can say the waterli is the largest living reef

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Speaker 5: Beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. Swim with sharks, swimming sharks yeah, bull sharks. Well,

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Speaker 5: they were sort of like a war to be gone

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Speaker 5: slash BULLSHARKA great content.

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Speaker 6: This is an easy gig.

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Speaker 4: You're just pretty much going on holiday.

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Speaker 5: If you didn't have to do the challenge. It has

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Speaker 5: been the easiest job in the world. Do you do

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Speaker 5: every single challenge?

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Speaker 2: Kid?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've been saying that for four years. Mate,

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Speaker 5: come on, I haven't seen a frame. Look, it's time consuming,

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Speaker 5: and especially I was talking to someone in publicity yesterday

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Speaker 5: a challe ten. They're like, oh, you know, that looks great.

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Speaker 5: That shot might have done something with an elephant. We

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Speaker 5: shoot something right, and then it comes to air and

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Speaker 5: I might drive Morocco, for example, four hours to the

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Speaker 5: mountains to film the tannery. Then I might go four

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Speaker 5: hours down here to film something with the monkeys or whatever.

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Speaker 5: If no team chooses that challenge, that challenge doesn't go

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Speaker 5: to air, so to go online in ten play, which

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Speaker 5: no one watches.

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Speaker 2: The Amazing Race on ten play and the Amazing Race

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Speaker 2: Australia previous seventh very on Channel ten. Why not want

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Speaker 2: it live? Given that it is an amazing race. I

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Speaker 2: know that Woods is very keen to challenge you boat

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Speaker 2: to an amazing race right up next around the office.

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Speaker 2: It'll be head to head one after the other time

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Speaker 2: trial win, it takes it all.

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Speaker 5: Well win, it takes what all right, pride mate, I.

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Speaker 6: Can give you a red brister, I'll tell I'll buy

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Speaker 6: you Bruno Mas tickets.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, too easy, wow, gee whiz?

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Speaker 2: All right, So we have a hook up with the

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Speaker 2: Amazing Race Australia premiere is tonight seven point thirty on

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Speaker 2: ten and ten play on demand if you want to

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Speaker 2: catch up there. We have the host Bo Ryan who's

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Speaker 2: joining Woods and I this afternoon and Bo and would

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Speaker 2: you have just stepped outside because obviously the Amazing Race

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Speaker 2: being on TV tonight, Woods took us an opportunity to

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Speaker 2: beat Bo Ryan in a race. The boys are going

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Speaker 2: to go head to head racing around the studio right now, boys,

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Speaker 2: can you hear me?

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Speaker 5: Yes we can. We're just limbering up out here in

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Speaker 5: the studio, stretching, stretching a bit more of this though.

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Speaker 7: We actually worked out together a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, every second EXERCISEE both pulled out of complaining about

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Speaker 3: him a film content.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm filming on social media, doing social media.

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Speaker 5: But it was good, it was good. You were going

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Speaker 5: to come. But you had COVID again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right. And quarantine like like

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Speaker 2: you've been during the Amazing Race. Bo. She did have

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Speaker 2: to quarantine. If you quarantine a few times during the

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Speaker 2: Amazing Race, which is.

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Speaker 5: Very quarantine of quarant I've done hotel quarantine.

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Speaker 7: Those those who asked for those who at home?

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Speaker 5: Who asked?

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Speaker 6: Just then?

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. All right, so first and foremost,

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Speaker 2: who's going first?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now, now I know what he was worried before

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Speaker 2: about his about his runners, because I know Bo wears

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Speaker 2: nothing but out of that everywhere you just need to.

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Speaker 4: Be a bare seats much.

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Speaker 5: He's runners.

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Speaker 4: Take them off.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna have to kill that mine because that yeah,

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Speaker 2: here we go. Bows are first? Bo? You're ready to go?

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Speaker 7: I am?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Bo on your marks, I'll time you now. You

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Speaker 2: can see this Will and Woody on Instagram and Facebook.

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Speaker 2: Get set go. Okay, he's off. It's not too far.

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Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be about fifteen keeping. Bow was

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Speaker 2: a professional athlete not that long ago. And he's that

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Speaker 2: he's back. He's ten seconds ten eight five. That is

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Speaker 2: us where? Wow? That is bis Wow. He's feeling good?

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling sure?

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Speaker 1: I just knocked over the cos.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you could do that.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it was in the.

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Speaker 7: Way, mate, I'll go just for work. You get the

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Speaker 7: heart rate up?

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Speaker 5: Good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Good? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 2: Can you hand wood you the phone? Please yeah, okay.

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Speaker 7: That's not focus on running.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So that means we won't hear anything for Woody's lap. Okay, Woods,

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Speaker 2: are you ready? Woods?

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Speaker 2: What is he ready? Woods? Can you hear me? You're ready?

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Speaker 2: You give me your thumbs up? Okay? Here we go?

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Speaker 2: All right? All right? Are you ready? Set? Go? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So what is running around? This is the time that

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Speaker 2: You can watch his will and Woody on the socials,

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Speaker 2: he's coming up the stairs in three two one straight

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Speaker 2: on the printer where he's also ruined the printer. You want.

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Speaker 5: Where who would have thrown back? I keep away from

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Speaker 2: Did you just that? Was? That was one or man?

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Speaker 6: I run some dromastics, but he guys as a printer?

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Speaker 2: How water went on the print? Many? I told them

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Speaker 5: Now, I asked, They gave me a small bucket. I said,

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Speaker 5: I said someone needs to move that printer and all

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Speaker 6: More people surrounding the printer trying to.

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Speaker 5: No, it's beautiful, great married.

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Speaker 2: It a bit of revenge for the Homon hosing. We

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Speaker 2: tried to get both with boats happy about that? What

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Speaker 2: did you want your phone on?

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Speaker 6: You you using?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I was using a huge result your well. Look,

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Speaker 2: if you want to see the amazing Races Australia premiere

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Speaker 2: tonight seven thirty on ten and ten play on the Man.

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Speaker 2: You can check that out Will and Woody on Instagram

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Speaker 2: if you want to see it for yourself. That was amazing.

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Speaker 5: Yes, no, it was good, it felt good, and tonight

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Speaker 5: it's a wonderful. I mean it's the most proud I've

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Speaker 5: a while and oh right, yeah, I'm really pumped for it. Man,

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Speaker 2: So much into it. I know how painful it was,

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Speaker 2: because when we spoke to you about it, how long

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Speaker 2: you've been away from your family, how long you'd been

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Speaker 2: in quarantine. Much time and money and effort goes into

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Speaker 2: this thing.

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Speaker 5: You got other clothes here?

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Speaker 6: Or what I anyone prepare?

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Speaker 2: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 6: The five second rule.

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows that you drop your food if you grab

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Speaker 2: Genghis Khan, the five second rule, big dropper of his food,

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Speaker 2: he is he did a lot of stuff that bloke.

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Speaker 3: Didn't he He obviously dropped a lot of food. He

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Speaker 2: How do they know that?

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Speaker 3: Historical historians So, historical historical historians have revealed that yeah,

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Speaker 2: As five seconds. Oh you're kidding, No, I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 2: On surely, Like if I dropped something on the ground, right,

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Speaker 3: If you leave it for days, it's obviously going to

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Speaker 6: Yeah, when you've dropped it. Okay, yeah, totally wild right, well.

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Speaker 2: Really but yeah, sure, Well those for people to know

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, i'd say don't rush. Don't rush to pick

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Speaker 2: If it's five seconds, it's it's two minutes exactly right.

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Speaker 3: If you're going to eat it off off the off

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Speaker 2: Oh that's so good, because I always felt so disgraced.

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Speaker 2: You always had to yell rule.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 4: Now I have a drink you'd stress out with.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this story will has made me want to ask

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Speaker 3: the simple question of when did you still eat it?

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Speaker 6: I want to hear about the most painous ordeals.

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Speaker 4: What I'm after.

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Speaker 6: I've lost, but this is what I'm after.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, significant ordeals that a food has gone through. I'm

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Speaker 6: I'll give you an example.

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Speaker 3: On the weekend, I had like a wedding cake sized

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 3: So not only did I put it in its own

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Speaker 4: Put in a bin.

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Speaker 2: Why pickled cabbage?

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Speaker 6: Rank pickled cabbage and carrot cake? Gross combo?

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Speaker 4: Will covered till.

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Speaker 6: Covered and pickled cabbage in theory?

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Speaker 3: Put an outdoor, so I'm talking in the bin outside

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Speaker 2: He didn't, he didn't.

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Speaker 6: I worked through the pickled joking.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, just it was shameful behavior I've ever been through.

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Speaker 6: I love carrot cake. It's a problem.

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Speaker 4: Out of the bin, covered in pickled cabbage. How much

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Speaker 2: It's joking. What did mim say.

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Speaker 4: Well, doesn't know, you pig. Yeah, I know. Mim saw

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Speaker 2: You know what's going to happen there, And she.

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Speaker 2: The detergent on it. Yeah, because then you then you

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that's not the first time you've bin dive, though.

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Speaker 2: You made Jim Curry's chicken when we were working on

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Speaker 4: I do that regularly.

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Speaker 2: You don't have any standards when it comes to it in.

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Speaker 4: Give us a call on thirteen one six five. Sort

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Speaker 4: of stories I'm after is like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't I'm not part of this. For me,

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Speaker 2: you remember one of our producers, Zoe, She told me

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and be like great, yeah, still good.

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Speaker 6: That's fair play.

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Speaker 2: First of all, who takes the burger to bed and

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Speaker 2: surely when you wake up, that thing's the rankest thing

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, you hungover, you're hungry. And also,

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Speaker 6: I mean, that's a dream, that's andre.

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Speaker 2: This is when you're fifteen.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I was, as you do, come home from a

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Speaker 7: going to go to the fridge, grab it out. Last

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Speaker 7: one lead pasta in the in the cupway. Yeah, get

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Speaker 7: the mold off the pasta into the tapway. Oh rain

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Speaker 6: Oh oh you just covered the mold in cheese.

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Speaker 7: Well, the whole pasta had cheese because it was warm

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Speaker 2: If you want to get around the mold, the mold

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Speaker 6: That's sick stuff. That's a pretty sick fridge.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to judge your family, but what family is

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Speaker 2: Can you eat mold? No, like on cheese, you can

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Speaker 3: Look if you dug around and got rid of the

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Caitlin here, Caitlin, when did you steal it?

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Speaker 4: Or you're dobbing in your partner?

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Speaker 1: Yep, I'm dobby in my partner. We were making dinner

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Speaker 1: and there was crumbs chicken snitzel on the bench and

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Speaker 4: Oh yep, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: My partner pulled it out of her mouth and proceeded

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's your partner one of those people who

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Speaker 4: That's fine?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can tell. Let's go to Charlotte.

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Speaker 6: Where's your life?

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Speaker 2: You're about to ask me where my line is? To

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Speaker 2: ask you where your line? You don't have a line here.

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Speaker 2: There's not going to be one thing that's going to

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Speaker 3: Because it's I go see gulling a bit not so

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Speaker 6: What I mean.

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Speaker 3: I'm interested to know where your line is with hair

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Speaker 6: That is such an insignificant problem for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, personally, I'm just pumped at the idea that it

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Speaker 6: What's what's the big deal with a bit of hair?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to put this nicely. Are we talking like

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Speaker 6: How have you found a pib on your food?

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Speaker 2: Well? You said it before I have.

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Speaker 3: You're kidding, Yes, that's that was a break that was

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Speaker 2: A headhead, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's fine, is it? It's totally fine for mine? But

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Speaker 3: a floss with your foot? Let's go Charlene here, now, Charlene,

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Speaker 3: what happened with you?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 8: My brother lives in dreams. The five second rule, I'll

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Speaker 8: to my mum's for Christmas Day one day, and he

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Speaker 8: actually killed his own chicken, plucked it, put it to

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Speaker 3: Drumming your food book is it's probably my mind.

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Speaker 2: Wards, let's talk about last night.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the winner of the mass singer Will was un masked.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what though, Osha Gunsberg didn't seem that excited.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, I mean, perk up a bit, hush, jeez,

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Speaker 9: give it some energy, would you like?

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Speaker 2: Do they just put him in an ice bath afterwards?

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Speaker 3: I feel like they put him in some sort of

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Speaker 4: With electric shockers just to fire him up, screamed.

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Speaker 6: Every poor voice.

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Speaker 4: that could do it.

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00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, but so he did.

447
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 3: Reveals as was heard in the audio, there Melody Thornton,

448
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 3: who was a pussy cat o G.

449
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 6: She used to be in the Pussycat dolls.

450
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 2: I means sorry.

451
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if she decided to leave or she

452
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 3: got the sack, but she's she's no longer part of

453
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,880
Speaker 3: the pussies, but but she was part of the og group.

454
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 2: Will.

455
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 6: Now.

456
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 3: The big scandal though, that came out of last night

457
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 3: Will was the fact that hughsy who's on the panel,

458
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,160
Speaker 3: he's been terrible at guessing all season, and he actually

459
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 3: guessed that it was going to be Melody Thornton, to

460
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 3: the point where viewers were like that, I'm calling bs.

461
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 3: So people reckon he was fed the winner.

462
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: Into because he could have normally guessed.

463
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 4: That exactly right, exactly right. So using that as inspiration.

464
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 2: So you're telling me the master thing is produced words.

465
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 4: Boom, truth bump, Jesus terrible.

466
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 2: You get.

467
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 6: I'm using that.

468
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They all talk about the secrecy, they

469
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,199
Speaker 2: all talk about it. Well, I can't the security, you know.

470
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 2: I don't think he can get kidnapped from my home

471
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 2: a year beforehand and kept in a box somewhere in

472
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 2: Central Asia. I talk to my children for years in advance.

473
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: It's not true.

474
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 3: I think that's true. But I think just beforehand they

475
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 3: fed him the line. So someone would guess it correctly. Anyway,

476
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: I'm using, I'm using the whole someone in his ear

477
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 3: is inspiration right now, will Because what I'd love to

478
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 3: do is, I would love you to help me send

479
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 3: a romantic message to my girlfriend, to my fiance.

480
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Oh you want me to produce you now?

481
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 2: I want you to produce for me a really romantic text.

482
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 2: And the challenge is, after I fire this text off,

483
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: will she believe that I was capable of those romantic words?

484
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 4: Or will she be like clearly has told him what

485
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 4: to write.

486
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: I'm happy to help you, but in helping you, I'm

487
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: going to have to dumb it down a bit out

488
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 2: well because well because if you remember last time, when

489
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 2: when I found out that you guys were engaged, I

490
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 2: wrote a message and she said it was the nicest

491
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 2: thing she's ever heard. She's great, is the best wrote

492
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 2: member message yesterday she said, it's the nicest thing anyone's

493
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 2: ever said to her. I'd come on and she said,

494
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 2: and she said, can you please, can you please tell

495
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: Woody how to do this? Can you do you mean

496
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: to read the message I sent her?

497
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 6: No?

498
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 2: See, I'm worried because she knows, you know, I'm the

499
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 2: best text writer on the planet.

500
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 6: You're you're you're a weapon. You know that you're a

501
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 6: weapon of a man.

502
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: So if you uncheathe this sword, she's going to know.

503
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 4: I want to full on.

504
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 2: He's going to know the sword. She's going to know

505
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: my sword.

506
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 4: I want to full unsheathing.

507
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 2: She's gonna she's going to drop dropped it. Don't you

508
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 2: worry about that. Look, I can still do it, but

509
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: with your tone. Oh no, okay, I could do it

510
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: because we wanted the goal here is that She writes

511
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: back and goes, oh, Woody, you know take me now,

512
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 2: that'd be great. Really you want that? Yeah, I want that.

513
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 2: You don't want her to think it's me?

514
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right.

515
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 2: Give me a song, yeah the other side the best

516
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 2: text message.

517
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 6: You've ever heard, And then we just wait for her response.

518
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, I didn't really think that through.

519
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 6: That'll be a bit of a pad moment in the show.

520
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 2: Anyway. Let's go to that.

521
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 6: Let's Will and Woody.

522
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: Back for more in just a bit.

523
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 6: The Will and Woody podcasts.

524
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 2: The Master Singer finish last night.

525
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 3: Yes, and it was revealed that the winner was Melody Thornton.

526
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 6: Of the pussycaut. I should rephrase she was an o

527
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 6: G of the pussycat.

528
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 4: She is no longer a doll.

529
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 3: But the big thing that came out of last night

530
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 3: was people viewers that is thought that Dave Hughes was

531
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 3: being fed who the winner was into his ear and

532
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 3: that's inspired us will to do a bit of a

533
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 3: on my fiance mim. So during the song there you

534
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 3: have written, mim off my phone a very romantic and

535
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 3: rather intelligent sounding message.

536
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 2: I'm the best text writer in the game. Would no

537
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: doubt I was a car, I'd be a Ferrari Marsupial,

538
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: I'd bear kangaroo.

539
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 6: I think a platypus is better. No, I disagree. I'm

540
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 6: not sure if that's anyway, He's the best.

541
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: If I was a one day batsman, I'd be Michael Bevin.

542
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 3: Nice, nice one to finish. So you are the best.

543
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 3: I'm not going to argue that. But over the song

544
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 3: you have written that message. Has my fiance written back?

545
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 3: Because the big challenge here is, or the big test is,

546
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 3: will she believe that I was capable of such a

547
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 3: romantic message.

548
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 2: Yes, so if cards on the table, if I had

549
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: have just written the message in full will Michael Bevan mode.

550
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 2: If I had have just taken to it like Michael

551
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 2: Bevan took to the white ball, she would have picked it.

552
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 2: She would have picked that it was me, and she

553
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 2: neverould have thought it was you.

554
00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 4: So he dumped it down.

555
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 2: I've done it down a little bit, but I've still

556
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,959
Speaker 2: added you know that flair?

557
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, cool?

558
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: And you know that forty to fifty over run run

559
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: run making capability without losing my wicket sort of vibe.

560
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 2: That's that's a heavy cricket metaphors. I'll drop it, but

561
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: here we go, all right. So yeah, what did you write?

562
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: So the one thing I needed was her nickname, yes, right,

563
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 2: which is which you've given me, which is Titsy.

564
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 4: So it's a it's on a rotation cycle, all right.

565
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 2: So you gave me Titsy. Okay, so this is what

566
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 2: I said. I said, Yeah, hey, Titsy. Yeah, I'm just

567
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: about to We're just about to get into the show.

568
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 2: But before I leave my phone outside, I realized I

569
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 2: couldn't go a whole two hours without telling you I

570
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: loved you, George. Can I have some music or something, please?

571
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: Just something slightly romantic would be great.

572
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 6: I hope she thinks this is me.

573
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:55,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well, good luck. I've continued, you're doing it's

574
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: a bit sexy, George. Maybe kill the music, George is

575
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 2: weeksperience Christ's sake, you're sick man. Here we go, He's back.

576
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 4: Continue.

577
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 2: I've said, you're doing such an amazing job. This is

578
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 2: our daughter is not only lucky to have you as

579
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: a mum, she's privileged.

580
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 6: Oh that's good.

581
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: And this might seem weird given that I will be

582
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: there too, but I'm almost jealous of the upbringing that

583
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: she's about to receive.

584
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 6: Oh I wouldn't think of that.

585
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. If she has but a sliver of your humor,

586
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: heart and grace, she'll be the most beautiful girl in

587
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 2: the world.

588
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 6: I wish this was me.

589
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 2: I love you so much, and then I needed to

590
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: bring it back with a little bit of you because

591
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 2: I was like, Jesus, is way too much. Will You've

592
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: included the word sliver, so I said, let's eff and

593
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: do this quadruple exclamation mark.

594
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 6: That's classic? May I always text that?

595
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 2: Right? Ps? How sexy is Will you didn't write that?

596
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: I didn't actually rute that, but I was tempted to.

597
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, so thrown the whole sting.

598
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 2: Okay, she's already written back, Yeah, and as you believed it.

599
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 4: Has she believed it.

600
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: She's believed.

601
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 6: This is awful, terribly terrible believe I'll tell you what,

602
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 6: but then we just need the end.

603
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: Its now.

604
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 4: I feel terrible, she.

605
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: Said, Sorry, I think you have the wrong wrong number.

606
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, classic classic eggs again, she said, but she

607
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: is blessed to have any trait I do, well, I think, yeah,

608
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: she's riching on herself a bit there. But then she said,

609
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 2: we're in love. That's her, and we're a great team

610
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: and we're going to be the best parents ever. Farts

611
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: and all.

612
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 6: Oh that's really sweet.

613
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: I went and got spinach and capsicam. I assume this

614
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 2: is in reference to dinner. I went and got spinach

615
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 2: and capsicin and an egg plant, and then she did

616
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: an egg plant emoji and then sent a sexy photo.

617
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 6: So yeah, what was the photo?

618
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: That's her looking seductively at the camera with your cat.

619
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally wild, but I think she could be

620
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: as well. But the boy, she's believed it, unbelievable, she

621
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: believe it.

622
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 4: Just end it.

623
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 6: Then, No, we've got no because this is bad because

624
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 6: if if we call her and then go.

625
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 4: Just kidding, that's a good point.

626
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: I'm happy to leave it. You're in a great spot

627
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: right now. You couldn't be in a better spot you

628
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: as she's like thirty nine weeks pregnant. So you don't

629
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: want to call her and be like, you know that

630
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 2: really beautiful message that you loved. Yeah, that was Will.

631
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 4: That's not going to go well.

632
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: I think it's a bad idea.

633
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: What is that?

634
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 6: Poop pens? Captain, poop pens?

635
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 4: What he just had?

636
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 6: He said, I had some food?

637
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 4: Take God, what do you think we should do?

638
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 6: Should we call?

639
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 4: Should we call my fiance?

640
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 6: Or should we just leave it?

641
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

642
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 2: You haven't the mic on there? Mate, he's back, he's back.

643
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: What have you got to say?

644
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 5: Mate?

645
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

646
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: Call it Coller, Yeah, call it. Yeah, I don't know

647
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: what I'm torn. Look cards on the table, guys, radio wise,

648
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 2: it's better if we call your relationship wise.

649
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So it's up to you. Yeah, Okay, let's call her.

650
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 6: If I can get away with it, I'll see if

651
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 6: I call her.

652
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: And Okay, great idea, I think Okay, we definitely should

653
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: have this through. Okay, So I'm not here in the

654
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: middle of the show, HALLO, Halla, I.

655
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 6: Love you Angel, what do you want? I just wanted

656
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 6: to double down on that message.

657
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 2: Gross.

658
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 6: It was a big gross, wasn't it?

659
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 4: Did you? Did you?

660
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 6: Yeah? That was just classic me.

661
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 4: Wasn't it just making audible groans?

662
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 2: Now?

663
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 4: So I might leave you to it? Not really didn't

664
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 4: really sound like me?

665
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 6: No, I don't think so. Okay, well, it definitely was,

666
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 6: and I love you very very much. I don't know

667
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 6: what's happening, Lenny and I are confused.

668
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 4: That's my cat. Everyone.

669
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 6: Sorry, we are on radio, but I just yeah, what

670
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 6: definitely was my message? Okay, Well we can talk about

671
00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 6: this later.

672
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 3: Perfect sounds good, buddy, loveble all right, sak be so much?

673
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 4: God. I think she's under us.

674
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 6: Well, and the coolest streets in the world have been ranked.

675
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: You got design.

676
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 3: She's just charge your face.

677
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 2: You wear them aroun like you.

678
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 6: You're there, the same member who ranks the Time Out magazine, Right,

679
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 6: I don't know who they are.

680
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 4: Do you know who Time magazine is?

681
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're a big magazine. Not as big as

682
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 2: Time Magazine.

683
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 3: Sure, but then you know they're there.

684
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 6: There's a chocolate bar Time Out. Yeah, I'm not sure.

685
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 6: If the magazine and the bar linked.

686
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: But Time Out magazine spected industry in every single year

687
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: they rate the coolest streets in the world.

688
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 6: And somewhere in Australia actually.

689
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 3: Came number two, So massive kudos to Australia and the

690
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: street that won.

691
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 6: Was Gertrude Street in in Melbourne. Gertrude and his own Gertrude.

692
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: Gertrude Street Street Fitzroy.

693
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 4: Did you frequent that's yeah, that's in Melbourne.

694
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 3: Do you frequent Gertrude, Yeah, Gertrude Gertrude, Yeah, absolutely.

695
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 6: Do you think it's cool?

696
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 4: Does it feel cool to you?

697
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

698
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 6: Nicely appreciate, I mean I don't elaborate. Well, it cool

699
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 6: is such an interesting term.

700
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 2: I think what's on there that that would make It's

701
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: got some really really nice bars that's been to. Golan's

702
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: got places like the Builder's Arms, a big pub there,

703
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 2: got Marion Wine Bar, like really nice classy places. But

704
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 2: they've also got pretty cool costume shop on there, which

705
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 2: furniture stores, closed stores, honor studios. Pretty one's into clothes.

706
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 4: Sounding pretty cool.

707
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 3: Number one, by the way, it was Rue Wellington in Montreal,

708
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 3: which apparently has killer cocktail bars.

709
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 4: And stellar brunch spots.

710
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 6: Just quoting, just just quoting from from Time Out there

711
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 6: it's worth mentioning.

712
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 4: I already.

713
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: Just Sidney. You you're given, You're given this pace to

714
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 2: right the coolest streets in the world. You're going to

715
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: me thinking you're out there.

716
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: Sydney's top spot was in More Road, which came in

717
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 3: at number twenty four. But well, I want to focus

718
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 3: on Gertrude Streets. So Time Out magazine is saying number

719
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 3: two in.

720
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 6: The world, the number two coolest street in the world.

721
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 3: Now I have got a full proof way of knowing

722
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 3: if Gertrude Street is actually cool. Okay, I've got the

723
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: number of a of a beer garden, Fitzroy Beer Garden,

724
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: which is a bit of a hot and happening place

725
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 3: on Gertrude Street.

726
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 6: And I'm going to try and slack.

727
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: You're going to try, Can I distress to everybody? Yeah,

728
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: you wouldn't hold yourself out as a very cool person.

729
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 3: No, but I know for sure that doing something not

730
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 3: cool is falling for losers. Say what, so I'll take

731
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 3: from your silence, your aggressive agreement. So the plan here

732
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: is to all this Fitzroy Beer Garden is apparently cool

733
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 3: beer garden, and I'll just say, get here.

734
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 4: You're going losers.

735
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 2: What it's true? If you fall for losers, say what

736
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: it's like falling for download too slow?

737
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 6: You're not cool one hundred percent.

738
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: It will know instantly, full proof will Yeah, I'm actually

739
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 2: on board proof.

740
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 6: Okay, so I've got the number for the fitz Roy

741
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 6: beer Garden.

742
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 4: Here we go.

743
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 6: Are they actually cool?

744
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 4: Let's do this thing?

745
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, good afternoon.

746
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 4: I was just wanting it for this. I was just

747
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 4: wondering for this one.

748
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 5: Sorry, I can't hear.

749
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 2: Oh.

750
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 6: I was just I've seen your establishment and I was

751
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 6: just wondering if as right, No, no, I.

752
00:34:59,440 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 2: Need to win.

753
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 3: It turns out as a street in Australia. It's in Melbourne.

754
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: It's Gertrude Street, second place. So we've got Australia has

755
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: the second coolest street in the world.

756
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 6: I reckon, that's awesome. But I just wanted to put

757
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 6: it to the test.

758
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: I wanted to call a play scientist. You're a scientist,

759
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 3: thank you for acknowledging me. Finally, I wanted to call

760
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: them and do the old losers say what trick on them?

761
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: The ultimate cool test?

762
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 6: The ultimate cool test.

763
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: We all know that quite a low bar as well.

764
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 2: Can I say, like you're being generous thank you, because

765
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 2: you know, like a primary school kid can prove their

766
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: coolness by dodging the losers, say what test?

767
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 6: Thank you?

768
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 3: So if they failed this, there's no way that second

769
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 3: coolest street in the world. No, I would write a

770
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 3: letter to Time Out magazine, the ones that did this ranking.

771
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: Anyway.

772
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 2: I tried.

773
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 3: Get them, get them out, and then I just send

774
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: them a tape, an audio tape of the pit anyway,

775
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 3: stick that down they're doing atachi or whatever. Anyway, So

776
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 3: before the song, I tried to call Fitzroy Beer Garden.

777
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 3: They didn't fall for it, and then they hung up

778
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 3: on me. And then all of a sudden, this has

779
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 3: become personal because I.

780
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 6: Really want to bloody win here.

781
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 3: So I've got the number now of another store on

782
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: Gertrude Street, Rose Chong Costume Store.

783
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 4: Actually I know this store.

784
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 6: It's a great best costumes in town, no doubt about it.

785
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: Very cool. Well that well, it's got leopard print printed

786
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 2: on the outside. You're arguably going for the coolest shop

787
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 2: on Gertrude Street. Rose Chunks Costumes.

788
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 3: To chop the head off the snake will I'm going

789
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 3: with the yes, I'm going with the same bit.

790
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 6: I'm going to go with a loser say what Okay,

791
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 6: hopefully I can get him to say what?

792
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 2: Come on, good luck.

793
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 4: Good I was just wanted to lose someone. I was

794
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 4: just wanting to lose to say what.

795
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 3: Didn't hear that again?

796
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 6: Wondering if I'm sorry, this is what are you calling for?

797
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 6: A radio show?

798
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 3: Gertrude Street was voted the coolest street literally in the world,

799
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 3: and you've just proved your in crew doubly cool. You

800
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 3: confirmed it because I said the old losers say what thing?

801
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: And then you didn't say what?

802
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.

803
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: Can you give me two shakes of a Lamb's tale?

804
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 6: Yes, sure, I can give you too.

805
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: She's dealing with so.

806
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: Cool and she snubbed you with a nice cool expression

807
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 2: as well. He shaking a whale? What she said, shaking

808
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: a lambsdale?

809
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 6: This is so cool, drinking, she's a love radio.

810
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 4: She's snubbing me.

811
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: Just come from.

812
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 4: The way, Uh yeah, say sorry?

813
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 6: How can I help you? Damn it, You've helped me.

814
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 6: You've done the job. You've proven that Gertrude Street is

815
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 6: incredibly cool.

816
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I gotta go with people. Go go,

817
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: go go. We'll see you next time.

818
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 4: Let's say goodbye.

819
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 3: She got the hang out, didn't drink, snubbed me, served

820
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 3: a customer online radio like she didn't even care.

821
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: Oh god, so defeated, comfortably out cooled.

822
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 6: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

823
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 2: A man struggling for redemption. As his segments, he's in

824
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: the firing line.

825
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 4: It's time for believe or not.

826
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 6: He's got some weird facts and stories. Some of them

827
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 6: are real and some four owner explains it well right.

828
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: Segments in the firing line not unfamed.

829
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 4: Don't put your hands down your pants when you say that.

830
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 6: That is absolutely sick. You get so much satisfaction out

831
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 6: of the fact that this segment could be down to toilet. Yeah,

832
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 6: but don't do it like some sanitizer on trusting.

833
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: I'm probably don't take me now just because you're vulnerable

834
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 2: right now. You're vulnerable right now. Don't shot me. Don't

835
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: pot shot me again, don't project you've got a crap segment.

836
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: I beat you every time you're in a corner, and

837
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 2: you know lowered the bar.

838
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: You like it.

839
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: You're like an Olympic diver. Who's walked up to the

840
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 2: bar and they go, you know, they grade the difficulty.

841
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 2: You go, yeah, I'm just going to do a pin

842
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: drop today and where you're out and it.

843
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 4: Is a pin drop?

844
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 2: Can't drop that?

845
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 6: The topic is daily mail headlines.

846
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: Now we all know you want to stay in the

847
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: competition because the.

848
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 4: Daily mail headlines.

849
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 3: Can We love daily mail on this show, We bloody

850
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 3: love them, but the headlines can be quite extraordinary. So

851
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: today will That's as simple as it is. I'm just

852
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: reading headlines to you. You are saying, if I have

853
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,720
Speaker 3: made them up or if they are real headlines.

854
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 6: Where are you going? Sorry? That's that's fair enough. You

855
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 6: can't just walk away.

856
00:39:59,360 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: You can't.

857
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 2: Oh there's so many things you can't do. But let's

858
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: just get this over with you in a conversation off here. Okay,

859
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 2: that's about what we described the other person's doing in

860
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 2: the studio.

861
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 4: Not a problem.

862
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 3: Okay, Best of three Australia. If you want to, I

863
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 3: follow along with a pen if you want to follow

864
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 3: along now okay, okay, here we go, Here we go,

865
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 3: Here we go. Posh behind bars, but don't worry, it's

866
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: just Victoria Beckham behind some railings.

867
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: Win some railings. All that got a stair mhmm.

868
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 4: Is that a real headline?

869
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 6: Wash behind wash behind bars. But don't worry, it's just

870
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 6: Victoria Beckham behind some railings.

871
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 2: Find some railings.

872
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 4: It's a real Daily Mail headline. I made it up.

873
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: Ah, sorry, it's just Oh that's tough. This is so hard.

874
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 6: These are so hard. Come on, White Law, that's my line.

875
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 6: Not everyone, Come on, Woody, I don't think it's true.

876
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 2: That's a fact. Come on, money time, dammit, everybody, nice

877
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: one to.

878
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 6: Have a bite of whatever you're reading, mate, you need

879
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 6: the sugar. Okay, here we go. Number two Daily Mail headlines.

880
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 6: Are these real or not?

881
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 4: Okay?

882
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 6: Okay, come on, Willy Jesus Christ cumber.

883
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: Back Like I'm the Battle of Polite at the moment.

884
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 2: I just don't stand a chance to I hope not.

885
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 2: These are the most outrage This is the most outrageous

886
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: news publication on the planet.

887
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 6: Well, we love them on this show, though, you'd better win.

888
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: This is all I'm going to say.

889
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 6: Yeah I need this, mate.

890
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.

891
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 6: One nil cumber Batch eats Benedict.

892
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 4: Cumber Badge as.

893
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 2: In Benedict coming back. It's eggs Benedict.

894
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 3: The story was a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch eating an

895
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 3: eggs Benedict.

896
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 4: He was papped, He was papped.

897
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 6: Cumber Batch eats Benedict. Is that a real headline or

898
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 6: a fake headline?

899
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't want to lose. I don't

900
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: want to load.

901
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 6: I don't want to lose.

902
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 2: I don't think it's true. Damn yas yay yay, back

903
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: in the game. You don't want to lose. You do

904
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 2: not want to lose this. Oh, the winner will take

905
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: it all, including your segment. You might have to flip

906
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: it next week just to keep it interesting. And you

907
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 2: can guess whether I'm saying real or fake headlines.

908
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 4: Not a bad idea.

909
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 6: Bring it up with me post show.

910
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, oh quickly bo Ryan's.

911
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, no approach, I get it, I get it, I

912
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 4: get it. Okay, here we go.

913
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: Okay, here we yep, go for it. What part of

914
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: be quick did you not understand?

915
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 6: I appreciate that I got that feedback.

916
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 4: This is very ordin to me.

917
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.

918
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 2: Here, don't tweak nipples.

919
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 6: I will here's the headline.

920
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 4: Is there no one left in Britain who can make

921
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 4: a sandwich.

922
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 2: What's that about?

923
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 3: That was about a company that supplies that supplies Tesco

924
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 3: and they were hiring staff in Hungary.

925
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 6: Headline is is there no one left in Britain who

926
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 6: can make a sandwich? Tell you, ma, I think the

927
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 6: sun actually ran me that one as well.

928
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 4: Is that real?

929
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

930
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.

931
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 6: Is there no one left in Britain who can make

932
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 6: a sandwich?

933
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 2: Just stop saying it. I don't think it's true. He's

934
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Speaker 2: one