1
00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:08,040
Speaker 1: He's a Christian o'connall show podcast.

2
00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,680
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Well I'm criminally to the Christian o'connall show.

3
00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:14,040
Speaker 2: It's ten minutes past six. Shoesday Morning, Coome Morning, Patsy Morning,

4
00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,400
Speaker 2: Christian Jack Posters on its way, which has signed for

5
00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,639
Speaker 2: the producers that Jack has said that he's Tesla. Hey,

6
00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,320
Speaker 2: it's Tesla. I said he's going to be here at

7
00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,560
Speaker 2: seventeen minutes past six. As you know, the show starts.

8
00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,280
Speaker 2: All breakfast shows start at six a m. So Jack

9
00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,080
Speaker 2: Tesla is getting him at seventeen minutes past six. So

10
00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,080
Speaker 2: the reason why Jackie Boy is a bit late this morning,

11
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,720
Speaker 2: it does have something to do with an ancient yogic

12
00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,559
Speaker 2: tradition that I was trying to share with you all

13
00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,760
Speaker 2: yesterday to see if he would like to take art

14
00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,960
Speaker 2: in an experiment this morning. This is how it works,

15
00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,680
Speaker 2: and that these yogi's they've been using it for years.

16
00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,519
Speaker 2: They're not late for meetings or Yogi breakfast shows. That's

17
00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,320
Speaker 2: watching ancient, tried and tested yogic tradition. So say you

18
00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,080
Speaker 2: want to get up at five am, I will you

19
00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,600
Speaker 2: go to bed? You tap your head a solid five times,

20
00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,920
Speaker 2: so you say you're programming your brain one, two, three,

21
00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,640
Speaker 2: four five. I asked Jackie Boy to take part this Yesterday,

22
00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,360
Speaker 2: he turned off his traditional alarm. He tried the head

23
00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,040
Speaker 2: tapping technique. It obviously didn't work. His wife woke up

24
00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,399
Speaker 2: at half five and woke him up, so it didn't

25
00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,039
Speaker 2: work on Jack. I don't know if any of you

26
00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,199
Speaker 2: actually tried it as well. This is jack yesterday going

27
00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,520
Speaker 2: to bed okay.

28
00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,760
Speaker 3: As an experiment for the show. Now, I have to

29
00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,280
Speaker 3: tap my head five times because I want to wake

30
00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,480
Speaker 3: up at five am. So please don't put an alarm on.

31
00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,560
Speaker 2: Wait, doesn't he sound half a sleep eight in the evening?

32
00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,280
Speaker 4: I know you haven't.

33
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,800
Speaker 3: Don't open an alarm on And if you before five

34
00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,760
Speaker 3: or around five, don't wake me up because that won't

35
00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,360
Speaker 3: be true to the experiment. You have to let me

36
00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,920
Speaker 3: sleep if I'm asleep.

37
00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,920
Speaker 2: A final relationship with these guys, and leave you're sleeping.

38
00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,160
Speaker 3: If you wake up at five.

39
00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:56,760
Speaker 5: If I wake up at.

40
00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,120
Speaker 2: Five and you're still sleeping, yeah, I guess.

41
00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,400
Speaker 3: For the experiment's sake, you have to just let me.

42
00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,440
Speaker 2: This is an actual conversation between the post.

43
00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,280
Speaker 3: I don't think so he will let me sleep.

44
00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,519
Speaker 2: Here laughter, take his soul seven and if.

45
00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,120
Speaker 3: I'm not, if I'm not awaken seven, wake me up

46
00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:17,880
Speaker 3: at seven.

47
00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,120
Speaker 2: That was his plan. Really, he's just used this to

48
00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,040
Speaker 2: get an exit bit snooze three minutes.

49
00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you're gonna let me at least seconds,

50
00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,760
Speaker 3: because then that will prove whether the head tap thing

51
00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,480
Speaker 3: is working or not.

52
00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 2: But isn't it? Love's too sure? All right, let's try

53
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,200
Speaker 2: some course. Now. Tried this yesterday, James, good morning. How

54
00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,280
Speaker 2: are you doing good? James? So did you try it?

55
00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,600
Speaker 6: Oh?

56
00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did?

57
00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,280
Speaker 7: And what happened?

58
00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:44,720
Speaker 2: James?

59
00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,480
Speaker 8: No?

60
00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,359
Speaker 1: No good, no, no, no good at all?

61
00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,160
Speaker 2: Two unhappy customers. So what time do you normally wake up?

62
00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,040
Speaker 1: I normally caught it past five, and I've got my

63
00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,560
Speaker 1: alarm clock dog so as a backup. Also, yeah, well

64
00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:04,239
Speaker 1: I also tapped out five on the dog. Well you

65
00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,840
Speaker 1: can't be too careful, Keny, backup.

66
00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,400
Speaker 7: Head tapping technique, have a backup dog.

67
00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,600
Speaker 1: That's right? Wow, I didn't think about the backup dog.

68
00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,079
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, okay, maybe more worked.

69
00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,880
Speaker 2: For quite what happened? Did the dog let you down?

70
00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:16,880
Speaker 2: Or did you let you down?

71
00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:17,720
Speaker 9: Well?

72
00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,800
Speaker 1: Dogs slipped through too, so I'm not Maybe there's something

73
00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,280
Speaker 1: in the sport print. But no, no, no, the dog sleep through.

74
00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,839
Speaker 1: I slip through, and I did have an alarm set

75
00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,880
Speaker 1: for quarter past five, and that's what got me up

76
00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:28,239
Speaker 1: in time.

77
00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,520
Speaker 2: Damn it all right, James, thank you for trying.

78
00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,360
Speaker 6: All right again tomorrow.

79
00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, Karen, good morning.

80
00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,280
Speaker 10: Christian and Pats. It worked for me.

81
00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,280
Speaker 2: You're on the road.

82
00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,040
Speaker 10: Wake up at probably about the two past five. But

83
00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,760
Speaker 10: as I was saying, Tourie over four, didn't have the

84
00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,280
Speaker 10: greatest sleep because I kept worrying that I was going

85
00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,880
Speaker 10: to sleep, sleep inside, wake up three four four. But

86
00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,920
Speaker 10: I also did have a backup alarm at twenty past

87
00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:56,520
Speaker 10: five just in.

88
00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,240
Speaker 1: Case I did wake up.

89
00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,720
Speaker 2: But I'll wake up, yeah, because you were already. Because obviously,

90
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,040
Speaker 2: what I fear I've done here is just ruined everyone's

91
00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,960
Speaker 2: sleep cycle, and everyone's tired, grumpy and having a bad

92
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,520
Speaker 2: day today because of this ancient Yogic tradition.

93
00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,800
Speaker 10: Sounds grumpy. No, I'm fine. I'm on my way to

94
00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,800
Speaker 10: get on the train for the first time since July.

95
00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,200
Speaker 2: So it's amazing. First time since July. Are you excited?

96
00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,039
Speaker 11: No?

97
00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, four or five months ago. We're going come on,

98
00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,880
Speaker 2: DN open everything back up, Dan, shut us back in.

99
00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,080
Speaker 10: Oh. I just don't like the convenience of driving. But

100
00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,640
Speaker 10: it's just it's not seasible or financial to drive every

101
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,039
Speaker 10: day to work. But trying to cheap that. But I'm

102
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,120
Speaker 10: just gonna have to, you.

103
00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,440
Speaker 2: Know, Okay. I hope it goes all right today. I

104
00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,440
Speaker 2: hope it's better than you expect. Caen, have a good day.

105
00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,560
Speaker 10: Thanks Christian.

106
00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:48,880
Speaker 9: You two.

107
00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,320
Speaker 2: Where is Jack? Find awake? Is he still on the phone?

108
00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,119
Speaker 2: Can we get chack up now? Jack?

109
00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,400
Speaker 8: Hello?

110
00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,760
Speaker 2: Listen to him? Hello. How's the show going?

111
00:04:58,839 --> 00:04:59,039
Speaker 9: Yeah?

112
00:04:59,120 --> 00:04:59,640
Speaker 7: Not too bad.

113
00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,839
Speaker 2: Where are you now? He's still on punt Road.

114
00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,479
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's a long road.

115
00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,320
Speaker 2: Come on, yes, yeah, there's the road out of here

116
00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,719
Speaker 2: to find a new breakfast show.

117
00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,680
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

118
00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,599
Speaker 2: Come on in, Come on in.

119
00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,039
Speaker 11: Welcome.

120
00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,240
Speaker 2: You made it, mate, you made it. So we need

121
00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,080
Speaker 2: to thank your wife for the fact that you actually

122
00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,640
Speaker 2: showed up to work to their tool. Yes.

123
00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,599
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for her, I would have kept said,

124
00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,880
Speaker 3: can I just turn the ack on off? Because we're

125
00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,840
Speaker 3: getting that thing where it's going?

126
00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was trying to work out what that noise was,

127
00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,520
Speaker 2: and there was always something Jack and I have actually

128
00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,520
Speaker 2: a sort of pre flight routine, don't we in the studio? Right?

129
00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,640
Speaker 2: And I was thinking this morning, I know something is off.

130
00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,680
Speaker 2: It's not just that there's another human being who's normally

131
00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,760
Speaker 2: opposite me not hearing Jack. There was something else as well,

132
00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,680
Speaker 2: and I keep hearing that noise, going, what is it

133
00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,320
Speaker 2: he does for the show? Before the show?

134
00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,760
Speaker 3: It's that my only job is pilot is.

135
00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,600
Speaker 2: The second one as well as about the camera angles

136
00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,680
Speaker 2: as well? Come on now, So if he gets tuned in,

137
00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,919
Speaker 2: the reason why Jackie Boys just turned up is yesterday

138
00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,880
Speaker 2: he Winnley became a guinea pig. Like a couple of you.

139
00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:01,279
Speaker 2: It hasn't worked for anyone, one hundred percent unsuccessful. Do

140
00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,120
Speaker 2: not do this again if you have anything about in

141
00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,080
Speaker 2: your morning. But I tried this perform and its work

142
00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,440
Speaker 2: is where you tap your head for the amount of

143
00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,760
Speaker 2: hours that you want to wake up in the morning.

144
00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,200
Speaker 2: So Jack, you tapped it five times yesterday to wake

145
00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:12,559
Speaker 2: up at five am this morning.

146
00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:12,920
Speaker 7: That's right.

147
00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,880
Speaker 3: I tapped it five times. The only thing it gave

148
00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,800
Speaker 3: me was a deep, very RESTful sleep where I would

149
00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,800
Speaker 3: have kicked I would still be asleep now, I bet,

150
00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,000
Speaker 3: but thankfully bank a wake up at five point thirty

151
00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:22,839
Speaker 3: and shook me away.

152
00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,920
Speaker 2: Now the rest of us, if you've suddenly woken up

153
00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,559
Speaker 2: like that, you'll leg it into work.

154
00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I just take you through your core proach.

155
00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,400
Speaker 2: I did. Did you live very near the station?

156
00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:35,279
Speaker 3: I don't live that close.

157
00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,840
Speaker 2: You live? You live near enough where a half five

158
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,360
Speaker 2: you can be here for the start of the show.

159
00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,440
Speaker 2: I know this well I had. I had my weak

160
00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,320
Speaker 2: and I live like double the distance away from that, Higo.

161
00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,360
Speaker 2: What did you do well?

162
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,680
Speaker 3: I had to get dressed, find my socks, find my

163
00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,120
Speaker 3: T shirt. Then I had my weight.

164
00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,960
Speaker 2: Well, while they spread around the house, is it like

165
00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,840
Speaker 2: hide and see? Do you hide them every night? It's

166
00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,840
Speaker 2: to make it getting up in the morning a bit

167
00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,080
Speaker 2: of fun. So you found your T shirt in the

168
00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,560
Speaker 2: same place and guessing it normally is and then you

169
00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,200
Speaker 2: don't want you bring the wheatbits to work.

170
00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,880
Speaker 3: No, Whetbix is actually the world's fastest cereal. Anybody who

171
00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:05,760
Speaker 3: eats cereal.

172
00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,479
Speaker 7: Regularly takes time.

173
00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,039
Speaker 2: You go to mulch or I.

174
00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,120
Speaker 3: Eat the squares as squares so people would know that. Like,

175
00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,240
Speaker 3: if you've got any type of cereal, just ry cocoa, pubs,

176
00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,800
Speaker 3: nutri grain, it takes a lot of spoonfuls to get

177
00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,560
Speaker 3: through it. True, Bis, you can really get that down fast.

178
00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,680
Speaker 7: How many spoonfuls you think of to break up? Just one?

179
00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,800
Speaker 3: Two, two spoonfuls per brick, five bricks, ten spoons.

180
00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,040
Speaker 2: So the first text I got this morning was some

181
00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,960
Speaker 2: jacket five forty two am, right, five forty two am,

182
00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:39,119
Speaker 2: eighteen minutes tea minus eighteen to showtime. I'm just gonna

183
00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,320
Speaker 2: no explanation or anything. This is all it said. I'm

184
00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,640
Speaker 2: just gonna munch down a couple wheakbcks really fast. Now,

185
00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,480
Speaker 2: if you were my son who was ten, this would

186
00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,200
Speaker 2: make sense. You're a thirty two year old co host

187
00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,360
Speaker 2: on the show and you're saying eighteen minutes for showtime.

188
00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,600
Speaker 2: You're so relaxed, you're not rushing into it. I'll be

189
00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,240
Speaker 2: there for don't worry, I'm there for six. Or stick

190
00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,720
Speaker 2: on stay Away to Heaven a ten minute track. I'll

191
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,120
Speaker 2: we there for ten past six. You're saying, I'm just

192
00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,160
Speaker 2: gonna sit down, basically slow it all down and have

193
00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,440
Speaker 2: a couple of whek bits, but really fast.

194
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,800
Speaker 3: What I thought we all knew the experiment going into it,

195
00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,160
Speaker 3: that if I slept through.

196
00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,360
Speaker 2: You actually look a bit wide eyed and starting still,

197
00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,720
Speaker 2: I actually feel bad again. Do not try the head

198
00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:23,520
Speaker 2: tappling thing anymore.

199
00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,880
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

200
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,240
Speaker 2: So yeah, there was November. Well what's actually because that's

201
00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,960
Speaker 2: when we finished for the year that we were given

202
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,120
Speaker 2: away show Christmas card and these went all over the

203
00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,840
Speaker 2: world because I've got people listened to the podcast obviously

204
00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,000
Speaker 2: here in Australia, but also a lot of people back

205
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,960
Speaker 2: in the UK used listening to on the radio there

206
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,600
Speaker 2: and dotted around America we have people listen to gold

207
00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,480
Speaker 2: as well, and all over Europe and got this came

208
00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,320
Speaker 2: into this amazing email this morning from Simon with a

209
00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,200
Speaker 2: lovely photo of his son sat in front of a

210
00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,880
Speaker 2: very very very very very snowy backdop like deep deep snow.

211
00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,760
Speaker 2: Because this Christmas card arrived yesterday in Norway, all the

212
00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:10,559
Speaker 2: way to Norway, and the date today is all right,

213
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,800
Speaker 2: so the eighth of February. These got sent out at

214
00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,760
Speaker 2: the end of November, didn't they end of November is

215
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,280
Speaker 2: just the Christmas card has just made it there anyway,

216
00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,199
Speaker 2: it's amazing. It's snowing out there so it's still quite

217
00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:26,680
Speaker 2: Christmas y now Norway. This is the Norwegian national anthem,

218
00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,320
Speaker 2: which is called yes we love our country. It actually

219
00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,800
Speaker 2: is translated into that. I've like, yes we love our country. Jack.

220
00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,200
Speaker 2: What can you tell us about our listener, Simon and

221
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,400
Speaker 2: his family in Norway?

222
00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,040
Speaker 3: All right, I've got in front of me some Norway facts.

223
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,360
Speaker 3: Kingdom of Norway. Norway's just the nickname of Norway. Oh

224
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,680
Speaker 3: since actually the Kingdom of Norway home to five point

225
00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,320
Speaker 3: three to eight million people. The capital is Oslo, and

226
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,520
Speaker 3: the king is Harold five.

227
00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,080
Speaker 2: Now Howld the fifth? Okay? Oh? Can you tell me

228
00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:58,920
Speaker 2: what was his hand of this?

229
00:09:59,040 --> 00:09:59,079
Speaker 8: Is?

230
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,680
Speaker 7: He sleepily came today?

231
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:01,800
Speaker 2: Harold five?

232
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:02,760
Speaker 6: Louis h.

233
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,480
Speaker 2: Queen Victoria three. It's like a reboot franchise. He lives

234
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:14,360
Speaker 2: in Marvel World. Bless him? Please? The King of Norway?

235
00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:15,920
Speaker 2: How Old five point zero?

236
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,640
Speaker 3: You've seen her on one, you've seen her on two.

237
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,839
Speaker 3: The national symbol is a moose, and the national anthem

238
00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,960
Speaker 3: as we're listening to now is yes we love our country.

239
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,120
Speaker 7: And any facts about Norway? Have you have you been there?

240
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,400
Speaker 3: I've been to Norway. I've been to uh Trondheim.

241
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,479
Speaker 2: Yes, I've been at the airport. Did you find it spotless?

242
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:42,000
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful city, beautiful city. I ate my best

243
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,640
Speaker 3: ever meal in trom Trondheim.

244
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,199
Speaker 2: Did you what do you have? Genuinely stunned, and Australia

245
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:46,880
Speaker 2: has been to Europe.

246
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,720
Speaker 3: It's a burger.

247
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,400
Speaker 2: Oh there we go.

248
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,480
Speaker 3: It was honestly the best thing.

249
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,360
Speaker 2: Rich Signs joined us today.

250
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,000
Speaker 3: The best thing I've ever eaten is what they called

251
00:10:58,559 --> 00:10:59,079
Speaker 3: a burger.

252
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:05,559
Speaker 2: What is it? She burger? Not anapaer? It was, yeah,

253
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,160
Speaker 2: that's road kill out there, Patsy. Yeah.

254
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,440
Speaker 3: It was called a deconstructed burger. So I came out

255
00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,839
Speaker 3: gmester burger. When I rolled my eyes at it too.

256
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,320
Speaker 3: When I looked at it, came the burger. It came

257
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,680
Speaker 3: out in all separate parts, and I said.

258
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,360
Speaker 7: It's like flat pack.

259
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,920
Speaker 2: It's the home of my way.

260
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,880
Speaker 3: So I said, do I put it together back to

261
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,400
Speaker 3: a burger? He said, you won't be able to. It'll

262
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,839
Speaker 3: be too tall. You have to eat it in parts.

263
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,560
Speaker 3: It was honestly the most delicious thing.

264
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,880
Speaker 2: Because the burger has got to be together.

265
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,200
Speaker 3: I had all the bits and had the barn.

266
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,640
Speaker 2: And when you say you're eating parts, you start with

267
00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,360
Speaker 2: the bat. That's not the starter. Then you get to

268
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,000
Speaker 2: the main, the beef patty.

269
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,880
Speaker 3: No, no, I tried to get everything in.

270
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,440
Speaker 2: It just seems that they've been a bit lazy doing

271
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,679
Speaker 2: the old deconstructed. They just can't be bothered to make

272
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,520
Speaker 2: the burger. Here's a steak, there's the pan. You make

273
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,200
Speaker 2: your own state, it's a deconstructed steak.

274
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,760
Speaker 3: The anchor and I have talked about going back to

275
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,080
Speaker 3: Europe just to go to Trondhime to eat that burger.

276
00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,160
Speaker 2: Now, what a great trip were just to go and

277
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,880
Speaker 2: have a burger there and then come back, which like

278
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,600
Speaker 2: days to go anyway. Yes. Three facts about Norway.

279
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:13,040
Speaker 3: About Norway, Just over one thousand Norwegians live in Hell. Yes,

280
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,920
Speaker 3: that's right. The small village of Hell is in walking

281
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,079
Speaker 3: distance to Trondheim's International Airport.

282
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I have the burger and then go for lot,

283
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,920
Speaker 2: walk it off. Got a Hell fact Number two.

284
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,840
Speaker 3: The Colonel in chief of the Norwegian Kings Guard is

285
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,559
Speaker 3: a penguin.

286
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,959
Speaker 2: Ah, they've trained their penguins. I mean, obviously we love

287
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,559
Speaker 2: penguins here with the penguin parade, but they've trained them.

288
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,840
Speaker 3: Brigadier Sir nils Or Love did he know HOWLD five

289
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,640
Speaker 3: guards him? The penguin first adopted from the Edinburgh Zoo

290
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:47,280
Speaker 3: in nineteen thirteen. Then they pass it down through penguin generation.

291
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,320
Speaker 2: Penguin like that sort of guinea pig at school at

292
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,199
Speaker 2: the end of term, so he is always like ninety

293
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:52,640
Speaker 2: years old.

294
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,760
Speaker 7: He's from nineteen to thirty.

295
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:58,360
Speaker 2: Don't be handing around a penguin that oh, respects to penguins.

296
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, this penguin's only being in the positions in two

297
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:06,000
Speaker 3: thousand and five. But he's from a long lineage of penguins.

298
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,840
Speaker 7: His grandfather was.

299
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,840
Speaker 2: Fact number three. How many we got three?

300
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,000
Speaker 7: Last three?

301
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,240
Speaker 3: Norway gave the world the cheese slicer. Yes, that's right.

302
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,920
Speaker 3: The cheese slicer was invented way back in nineteen twenty

303
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,000
Speaker 3: five by Thor Yorkland and has become a.

304
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,120
Speaker 2: Oh I've not seen that in those Hemsworth movies. So

305
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,800
Speaker 2: he's got the hammer and cheese.

306
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,319
Speaker 3: They just never filed his left hand, which has the

307
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,680
Speaker 3: cheese glower in it. It became a staple to all

308
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:41,160
Speaker 3: Scandinavian kitchens, the cheese slicer. Which is that the guillotine

309
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:41,920
Speaker 3: looking one.

310
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm always fright of that.

311
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.

312
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,079
Speaker 7: Very aggressive, isn't it.

313
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,080
Speaker 2: You always get quite tense as you get near the end.

314
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,079
Speaker 2: You know when you're your claws and that last bit

315
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,400
Speaker 2: of that last lump of cheese as you're grating it down.

316
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,520
Speaker 3: Wouldn't have one in my home.

317
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Oh there's you Norway Facts.

318
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,640
Speaker 6: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

319
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,160
Speaker 2: So many questions coming out the last ten twenty minutes

320
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,040
Speaker 2: of radio. I can't generally stop thinking. You know when

321
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,599
Speaker 2: when you were talking, we were talking about Norway and

322
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,920
Speaker 2: you were sharing those Norway facts we got uh and

323
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,320
Speaker 2: you said it was down one of the best things

324
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,160
Speaker 2: you've ever eaten. What a great thing that is to

325
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,440
Speaker 2: try and remember what is the best thing you've ever eaten,

326
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,120
Speaker 2: because sometimes it's a meal that actually surprises you, isn't it,

327
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,040
Speaker 2: rather than going back to your favorite restaurant, because then

328
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,880
Speaker 2: you've got like a comparison expectation. Yes, not as good

329
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,840
Speaker 2: as the last time we were here, and so then

330
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,400
Speaker 2: it can only kind of disappoint this ridiculously high thing.

331
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,280
Speaker 2: It is often like you said, we knew Norway and

332
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,600
Speaker 2: you had a burger.

333
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean we're so far north it's practically

334
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,600
Speaker 3: the next thing after Trondheim in Norway is the North Pole.

335
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

336
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,320
Speaker 2: Literally, Well that's the reason I've been there. We took

337
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,440
Speaker 2: a plane full of listeners to go and see Father

338
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,920
Speaker 2: Christmas at his home the north part right. Three different

339
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:54,240
Speaker 2: flights with one hundred and twenty two listeners. Never do

340
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,320
Speaker 2: that again. They were all we had to sort of

341
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,360
Speaker 2: meet them at half five, and they were try thinking

342
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,360
Speaker 2: at five. And when you're stuck in a compressed container

343
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,880
Speaker 2: and playing with listens, who can wander up doing that

344
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,320
Speaker 2: thing where they lean on the headress chat and stuff

345
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,920
Speaker 2: like that, tining get up in the morning, you know,

346
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,800
Speaker 2: chime one hundred and twenty two.

347
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,760
Speaker 3: And that's flight one of three.

348
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,200
Speaker 2: Yes, we landed on a frozen lake at one point. Anyway,

349
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,040
Speaker 2: I took my kids. They must have been I don't know,

350
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,800
Speaker 2: four and seven, and there were loads of kids as well,

351
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,600
Speaker 2: and it was an amazing thing. And three different flights.

352
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,560
Speaker 2: And then the way it's done, you stay the night

353
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,800
Speaker 2: in these beautiful log cabins, and the next day, when

354
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,440
Speaker 2: it gets to afternoon, which is quite early there because

355
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,080
Speaker 2: the lack of light, you then go on these jet skis, right,

356
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,400
Speaker 2: and there's four of you on them and families and

357
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,840
Speaker 2: you go to this amazing big log cabin. You go

358
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,880
Speaker 2: in at sort of pre arrange time and it's very

359
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,840
Speaker 2: well done. They've obviously told Father Christmas who was coming.

360
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you now the effect of it on me.

361
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,560
Speaker 2: The only person that became overwhelming started crying with it

362
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:58,520
Speaker 2: all was me because this whole man comes out. He goes, oh, hella,

363
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,600
Speaker 2: welcome and tell me.

364
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,040
Speaker 6: Is this.

365
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,720
Speaker 2: And Lois and they're not overwhelmed, and I'm going.

366
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,480
Speaker 3: And then he goes, Christian, you very I remember, very naughty.

367
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,760
Speaker 2: The only thing that put me off of it because uh,

368
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,240
Speaker 2: it was just just out of eyeshot. As we went

369
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,960
Speaker 2: in and he sat down and he's got like a

370
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,800
Speaker 2: roaring log fire. It's incredibles. I saw that he was

371
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:28,040
Speaker 2: charging his phone and it just took the edge off it.

372
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,760
Speaker 2: That's all I needed. My wife Arther was what do

373
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,000
Speaker 2: you think? I went, man, did he have to be

374
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,480
Speaker 2: charging his phone? He needs a full battery as well,

375
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,920
Speaker 2: not just as being updated the whole time.

376
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,920
Speaker 6: Christ Christian I Connell Christian O'Connell show podcast.

377
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:54,040
Speaker 2: Late all Right, the home of your emails whenever you

378
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,840
Speaker 2: want to contact the show about anything we've ever talked about,

379
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,960
Speaker 2: whether you're catching up with the old podcasts or just

380
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,360
Speaker 2: anything we talked about recently. It's called a late la party.

381
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,200
Speaker 2: Christian want to tell his a story about a broken window. Yeah,

382
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,720
Speaker 2: we're going back to these because there are so many

383
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,040
Speaker 2: stories still coming in from when we moved on about

384
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,720
Speaker 2: it yesterday after a broke a window at the weekend.

385
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,600
Speaker 2: It's just simply how did you break the window? Years ago,

386
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,520
Speaker 2: I was working as a lift operator at a ski

387
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,520
Speaker 2: resort in California. End of the day, I'm packing up

388
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,120
Speaker 2: the chairlift and it's customary to rake the snow smooth

389
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,720
Speaker 2: to smooth out the chairlift entrance for the next day.

390
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,840
Speaker 2: I'm noticed a metal pipe on a ski pole broken

391
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,080
Speaker 2: off of skis equipment, so I grabbed it because I

392
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,000
Speaker 2: just want to rush to get labar through it towards

393
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,200
Speaker 2: the chairlift control room. I missed it and it hit

394
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,200
Speaker 2: the corner of a massive glass window over three meters across.

395
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,560
Speaker 2: It's one of those you know those ones you see

396
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,639
Speaker 2: the bottom at the top of ski resorts. Spider cracked

397
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,600
Speaker 2: and then within minutes the whole window shattered in the

398
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,040
Speaker 2: cold and proceeded to fall out into the snow. The

399
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,080
Speaker 2: lift had to be shut the next day.

400
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,840
Speaker 3: How do you clean up glass in snow?

401
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,360
Speaker 2: N We all had to by hand. The next day

402
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,600
Speaker 2: dig out the glass around the area. It took six

403
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,719
Speaker 2: hours and I never told the boss what happened. And

404
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,120
Speaker 2: I said, it mus have just frozen.

405
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,080
Speaker 3: Big blizzard last night.

406
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian. When I was thirteen, I was running down

407
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,679
Speaker 2: the stairs to see how fast I could do it.

408
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,760
Speaker 2: This is what you did at thirteen, isn't it. It's

409
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,080
Speaker 2: like peak activity at thirteen, running down your own steps

410
00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,320
Speaker 2: to see how fast you could do it. Miss the

411
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,720
Speaker 2: last step when flying through the front door window. Amazingly,

412
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,320
Speaker 2: I never even cut myself. I hope you got a

413
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,320
Speaker 2: round of applause. If people like that is adering, well done.

414
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,920
Speaker 2: That's a new personal best. After that, my mum and

415
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,960
Speaker 2: dad got a perspex window in the door. Watch out

416
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,959
Speaker 2: in case you again. Four years ago, christ and I

417
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,960
Speaker 2: slipped on a puddle when grabbing some ice cream from

418
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,920
Speaker 2: a freezer in the rumper's room. My elbow went straight

419
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,040
Speaker 2: through the glass window next to the fridge. We're talking

420
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,760
Speaker 2: about that jaggedy sort of old school glass, not the

421
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,680
Speaker 2: safety stuff. Pulled my arm back through the gaping hole

422
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,960
Speaker 2: to find a six inch gash along my upper arm.

423
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,920
Speaker 2: Almost fainted at the sight of my inner flesh was

424
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,960
Speaker 2: pretty gross. Twelve stitches later. I was only nineteen then

425
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,000
Speaker 2: thought a big scar would ruin my life. But now

426
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,159
Speaker 2: I'm used to it and guys dig it, and I

427
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,080
Speaker 2: think it's gross when people touch it. Not sure why,

428
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,439
Speaker 2: but whenever people see it, they always want to touch it.

429
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,280
Speaker 2: Everyone then asked me, how did you get that? I've

430
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,800
Speaker 2: made up about ten different stories, anything other than the

431
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,359
Speaker 2: truth about slipping on a puddle of water when getting

432
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,640
Speaker 2: some ice cream. Christian, I was doing removals when one

433
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,440
Speaker 2: day I was moving a couch. As I was going backwards,

434
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,000
Speaker 2: the other bloke gave me a nudge a bit too

435
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,080
Speaker 2: far and my ass went out the customer's window. Reese

436
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,360
Speaker 2: second window broken with a backside in twenty four hours.

437
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,240
Speaker 2: That's a show guarantee, folks here on the Christian O'Connell Show.

438
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 2: More of that this morning.

439
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,480
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

440
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,919
Speaker 2: Towards the end of last week, then we started asking

441
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,639
Speaker 2: you do do you used to love playing footy? The

442
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 2: reason why we're asking did you used to love playing footy?

443
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,399
Speaker 2: Is we are looking and we've really started to do this.

444
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,360
Speaker 2: Now we've got two players Yep, Adam the Sisler Bacon

445
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,439
Speaker 2: and is it Basina Buzz, the Multese Falcon, the Maltese Falcon.

446
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,879
Speaker 2: We're looking to put a team together and give you

447
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 2: one last game. So all we need to do is

448
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,640
Speaker 2: if it's someone who loved footy, some of you could

449
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,119
Speaker 2: have gone on to greater success, but the question is

450
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,400
Speaker 2: if you just love playing footy. We're looking to put

451
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 2: a team together of nine of you. We're going to

452
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,120
Speaker 2: introduce the guy who's going to be coaching you, and

453
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,360
Speaker 2: you will play one last game against an opposing nine

454
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,800
Speaker 2: of legends, an all star team. This game will be

455
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,480
Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks time, probably be about a

456
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 2: week before the return of Footy and round one. Let's

457
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 2: meet the coach. Welcome back to the show, Shane Crawford's.

458
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 13: Cause you know, Conor great to be here, Jack, see you.

459
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 13: I cannot wait, you know, Can I just.

460
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,640
Speaker 2: Say, first of all, yes, Hello, doesn't this.

461
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 3: Guy look well he's going to glow about it, glow

462
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 3: about him.

463
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,360
Speaker 2: He's got a talent. Perhapsy if you checked him out,

464
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 2: he looks like a nineteen fifties match.

465
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,119
Speaker 4: Someone when they're pregnant. Oh you've got a glow.

466
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,159
Speaker 2: No, you look like the Bondsman, you know, with the

467
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 2: lovely chisel jaw.

468
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 4: Taking a year off and show you what I'm designed.

469
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 2: She went a bit too far much if we had

470
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 2: a female guest and I went your mind of the

471
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 2: victory a secret go I keep staring at and a poster.

472
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 4: I'm happy with that. Yeah, very good. No, it's great

473
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 4: to be here, ready for a big year.

474
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 13: I can't wait to I've been tuning into you guys,

475
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 13: so yeah, tuning in.

476
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 2: It for favor.

477
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 13: No, no, no, like she just hope that phone rings.

478
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 13: Hope they invite me in at some stage, and I'm here.

479
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 2: You're earlier than novel. We've got you back. So one

480
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 2: last game. We started talking about this last week, crawf

481
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 2: and we want to get a team. We'd like you

482
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 2: to be the coach of them. We think you do

483
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,959
Speaker 2: a great job. You can call in some other coaches

484
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 2: that might know a bit more tactically than you.

485
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 13: We'd like you to coach. And then can you bring

486
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 13: in some people who actually know how.

487
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 2: To go I don't know, to work with you, to

488
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 2: work with you?

489
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 7: Sure?

490
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 13: No, no, Well, if you can get us a team,

491
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 13: if you can find us you know a group of

492
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 13: eyes and girls, If you can find some girls.

493
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 4: Who want to get involved as well.

494
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 13: If you can find us those people who you know,

495
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,160
Speaker 13: live and breathe football want to be a part of it,

496
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 13: could have gone on to do something. We can train

497
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 13: them up to get them very finely tuned to take on.

498
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,479
Speaker 2: The all sto can you do that, because obviously we

499
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 2: are so we can. But we've got a couple of

500
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 2: weeks and some of them are you know, various ages

501
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 2: and stages of that.

502
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 13: And that's that's the beauty of the team. It's a

503
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 13: bit like a jigsaw puzzle. So we'll have a look

504
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 13: where everyone's at and.

505
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 7: Then we're that's got some knacker pieces we can't that's right.

506
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 13: Yeah, you know it's on the cut runs as fast

507
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 13: as they used to do or as far as they

508
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 13: used to So we'll place them in positions and we'll

509
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 13: work our team plan and our game plan around where

510
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 13: the jigsaw pieces are.

511
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 4: So and it's not training that we're going to run

512
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 4: you and run you and run you.

513
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 13: It's all about, okay, skilled decision making, a bit of

514
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 13: a bit of training under pressure, you know, making the

515
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 13: right decision and just being ready, ready for that moment

516
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 13: which is only weeks away.

517
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 2: Tell me this then you'll know all the best coaches

518
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: former coaches that do really rousing pregame chats. Who would

519
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: you bring in to give them that any given Sunday.

520
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 13: David Parkin. David Parkin premiership coach from Carlton. He played

521
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 13: at Hawthorne for a long time.

522
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 4: He is just one of the greats.

523
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 13: He can make a hamburger sound sexy like he can

524
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 13: really any great.

525
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 2: Coach, isn't it John Wooden?

526
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 13: Well, like, especially if you're a vegetarian and then all

527
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 13: of a sudden you want to run out there and

528
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 13: can get yourself a hamburg here's that type of guy

529
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 13: that can do that.

530
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 6: Him back.

531
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 3: I'm seeing through the analogies and I think there's some inspiration.

532
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 13: But if you want to inspire someone vegetarian, so it's

533
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 13: been veggie all the life.

534
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 7: David Poe that burger, That burger is the new.

535
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 13: You Well, sausages. He can make sausages sound sexy and

536
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 13: and like you want to run through a brick wall with.

537
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 4: Them or for them.

538
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, with them around you.

539
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 4: The lady gagas you are a meat. Maybe I could

540
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 4: wear a sausage yet anyway.

541
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 3: Yes, So far from coaching the football team, it's.

542
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 2: All right.

543
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 7: So okay, David Parkin is what you're saying.

544
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 13: Basically, get David Parkin, will all be inspired and ready

545
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 13: to go.

546
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 4: And we will deliver our very best.

547
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 2: All right, give us a call now then, So if

548
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 2: you fancy being in the team, we've got a game.

549
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 7: It's in a couple of weeks time. Coach Crawford is going.

550
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 2: To train you.

551
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 7: David Parkin is going to get the burgers or sausage.

552
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 4: That's after the game. If you win, right, you go

553
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 4: and get yourself some dinner.

554
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 6: Okay, Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we're looking to recruit you

555
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 6: to our team for one last game.

556
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 2: If you used to love playing footy, if fitness doesn't

557
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: need to be amazing, it'll be a.

558
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 7: What's the right way I said? This jacket reduced game?

559
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're not niner field, so that's okay.

560
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 13: But skill, we're really going to focus on skill during

561
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 13: our training sessions.

562
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 4: That's the key. If you get the ball, you're going

563
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 4: to be able to pass it on to your teammates.

564
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: That's amazing advice that no one but you could say.

565
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 2: So it's passing? Is it moving that ball thing around?

566
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 4: Well? Do you know what happens.

567
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 7: Super Bowl called up.

568
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: They need your next year.

569
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 7: We Tom Brady, some.

570
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 4: Of these people in the past.

571
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 13: Just get it and blaze away, kick it as long

572
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 13: as possible, because that used to be the style of

573
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 13: football before our time.

574
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 4: Well pretty much when I started.

575
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 13: So you know, it's all about passing it on, keep

576
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 13: getting teammates involved.

577
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 4: You know, it's not just about.

578
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 7: Your revolutionary content.

579
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 4: And the big six down the end and kick it

580
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: through the middle.

581
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 2: Amazing. So so three things we're going to really nail on.

582
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: Moving that ball to other people called I guess team members.

583
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 2: You'd call them with you and pull.

584
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 4: Your socks up right, look like a team before you

585
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 4: run out.

586
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to lines. Sony wants in Takya Jabrin.

587
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: Have you talking to Jack?

588
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 7: It is a bit right, Sean, Good.

589
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 14: Morning, good morning, good morning, all alight.

590
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 7: Tell us your story.

591
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: Then.

592
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 6: I have not.

593
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 14: Played footy since I was twenty. Just two days before

594
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 14: my twenty first birthday, I ripped the shoulder, the shreds.

595
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 14: I never got back to playing footy. Every year come

596
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 14: around pre season and yeah, I just never got back there.

597
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 14: So I need my last hurrah. I was captain of

598
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 14: most of the footy teams I've played in played high

599
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 14: levels of footy and it's my time to make my

600
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 14: one last dance and I want to be.

601
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:36,959
Speaker 9: Part of this.

602
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 7: I love that.

603
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 13: That's great time to shine and leadership is really important.

604
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 13: It's going to be really important to bring Yeah, yeah, I.

605
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 14: Like to pull my socks up and have my shirt

606
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 14: tucked in and yell at everyone.

607
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 7: And that's the check list.

608
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: Ding yep.

609
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 13: And do you know you need to pass it to

610
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 13: a teammate, which is really important?

611
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: By a handle, by fort big sticks in the middle.

612
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 14: I'd definitely like to share it around of it.

613
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, how old are you now, Sean? So you

614
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: got into the twenty.

615
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 14: I am twenty nine.

616
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: So what do you do, Sean?

617
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 14: I refurbished house?

618
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 2: Do you know what?

619
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 4: This is all working well? Because I hate my house

620
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 4: refurbished as well?

621
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 2: When you say works as well, we're trying to focus

622
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 2: on making a team. I called him favorites of some

623
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 2: private right now, that doesn't sound right private trainings. I

624
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: think that happened to Richmond. Look what happened there?

625
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 4: All right? Today, we're going to renovate this room.

626
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 2: And what would you say are your major strength Sean,

627
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: you know we're thinking about moving you into the team,

628
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 2: calling you up. We've got two plays so far, the

629
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: nine spots. What are your big strengths.

630
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 14: Well, captain c leadership and then also, I'm quite an extrovert.

631
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 14: I used to stand in the middle of rock rove

632
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 14: I don't know when the ball went up, pull a

633
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 14: wedgie and sin on people's feet and do all the

634
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 14: cheeky sounds.

635
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 4: Hey, you're going to outsmart the opposition.

636
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: This is good, Sean, Adam so Christian.

637
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 4: Are you picking this team?

638
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 3: You're gonna Yeah, the height of football intelligence.

639
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the faund that in your email you

640
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: said you still got white line fever even though he

641
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 2: hadn't played in nine years.

642
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 7: Is it still there?

643
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 6: I do.

644
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 14: That doesn't sound very good, but I definitely do.

645
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 13: It doesn't but you know what, we're out to winst.

646
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 7: Study with that took, okay, study with that.

647
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 4: Let's have fun though. Funny is good.

648
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sean, you're in.

649
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 14: Thank you?

650
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: Yes, Sean, your nickname is Fever Fever. You're in okay

651
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: shaw anybody? Thank you very much. So if you are

652
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: so listening, listen you want to join Fever the Sizzler,

653
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: The Maltesewaulkan the world's greatest coach crawl, kick it through

654
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 2: the big sticks. Don't give away your paper calling one okay?

655
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: Email me Christian christiano'connell dot com dot au Kraft.

656
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 4: Yes, mate, it's.

657
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 7: Been too long. It's great having you back on show.

658
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: Welcome back, get involved, bring it on. It's going to

659
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 4: be a big year.

660
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 15: Christians.

661
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 6: Hello, Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

662
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 7: Time for this week's three topic Tuesdays.

663
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: All right, the important phone on, We need the unil

664
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: the next hour and the best call we get you

665
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 2: the next hour. Wait, you could be winning one thousand

666
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: dollars on Friday. Most of our winners for Call of

667
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 2: the Week often come from Tuesdays three Topic Tuesday Part two.

668
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: Yesterday we were We got so many amazing stories. Who

669
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: come into even more today and I think there are

670
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 2: more out there. How did you break the window? If

671
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 2: you miss yesterday's show, haven't listened to some of these stories?

672
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 2: Visited Marchino's cake. Oh sorry.

673
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 9: I had a spider on my window that I decided

674
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 9: I wanted to kill in the middle of the night,

675
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 9: so I grabbed my tennis record and I decided to

676
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 9: give it a good work with the end of the

677
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 9: tennis record, and all I break with the window.

678
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 16: As a made of mine. He got distracted on his

679
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 16: phone cooking a roast, opened the oven, grabbed the roasting

680
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 16: pan without his oven midst burnt his hands, threw the

681
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 16: pan into the sink, and the roast went straight through

682
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 16: the window.

683
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 17: I was fast to sleep, having a grand old time,

684
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 17: and then I woke up and thought I saw an

685
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 17: intruder in my room, and I basically wound up and

686
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 17: threw a big haymaker at my own shadow and punched

687
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 17: through the window.

688
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 7: That one still makes me laugh. I love that, all right.

689
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 2: So part two, how did you break the window?

690
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 7: Yesterday morning?

691
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: I was urging some of you to think part in

692
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: an experiment where it's an ancient yoga tradition where you

693
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: can tap your head for the corresponding times of what

694
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 2: hour you want to wake up. So if you want

695
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: to wake up at five am, you tap your head

696
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: five times. Jack agreed to try this. He missed the start.

697
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: The show came in at twenty past six.

698
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 3: As did the listeners. I don't think it worked for anybody.

699
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 2: It didn't work for any one hundred percent failure rate.

700
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: Another good one from me, So today, don't talk to

701
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: me about sleeping in. Some of you will have a

702
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 2: story about where maybe you missed a flight or something

703
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: about oversleeping. Sometimes there's that day where you really can't

704
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: afford to oversleep because it's just got nightmare repercussions for you.

705
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me about sleeping in nine four one four,

706
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 2: one oh four three and expecting great stories on this one.

707
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,239
Speaker 2: Dumb games you played as a kid, you could call

708
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: it games he plays a kid because the dumb is

709
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 2: baked into it.

710
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 7: All the games we played as kids in the eighties.

711
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: And nineties were dangerous, highly not recommended, and dumb. So

712
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: dumb games you played as a kid, How did you

713
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: break the window? And don't talk to me about oversleeping?

714
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

715
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 2: Just kicked off three too bit Tuesday. I just overheard

716
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: Jack do something that I've done before as well. Where

717
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: you were you try and say something when you're signing

718
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 2: off to somebody. I heard you say have a good

719
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 2: dog a day. I prefer let's all say that today

720
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 2: to somebody, just to confuse them, have a good dog

721
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: and wait for them to go. Did I hear that?

722
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: Wrong.

723
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 2: He seemed okay with what he just said to me.

724
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: That's how we should greet listeners to this show, so

725
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: we all know it's our Our kind of brotherhood is

726
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: have a good dog.

727
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 7: I've done him before.

728
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 2: When I meant to say to someone, I went to

729
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: say a cheers and at the same time I also

730
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: thought to say thank you, and all I said was

731
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: chanks and the guy went sorry. What I went? I think, yeah, bye?

732
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: You know when you can't go oh, sorry. I meant

733
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: to say cheers and thanks, I said chanks.

734
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 3: I went to say thanks buddy and cheers at the

735
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: same time.

736
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 7: Wow, what did you get, huddy?

737
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 3: No, I must say thanks dude and thanks buddy at

738
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 3: the same time. And I said thanks dud.

739
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 7: I still love have a great dog.

740
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 2: All right, This go to lines and this morning on

741
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: three times at tuesdays. Sally, Good morning, Good morning Sally. Okay,

742
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: so we're talking about breaking a window.

743
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 5: How did it happen My fourting year old sunbreaks the window?

744
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: Was his bum How did you break the window with

745
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 2: his bum?

746
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 5: Well, I was playing with them and chased them into

747
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 5: my bedroom and he commando rolled over. His little brother

748
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 5: landed on the floor and his bum went to the

749
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 5: window and was he okay, yes, unfortunately unfortunately unfortunately, Well

750
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 5: I didn't want his bubble ripped up, but it would

751
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 5: have been a bit, you know, cheeky little bugger he is.

752
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 3: I like. What I like about this story is that

753
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 3: you still play chasy with your fourteen year old.

754
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: That's great command, it's a good boy. Okay, let's search

755
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 2: up that. That's now three windows broken with listeners backsides.

756
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: All right, Sally, thank you very much. You cool have

757
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 2: a good day.

758
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 5: Thanks you too.

759
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 2: What a mum?

760
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 7: Doesn't she sound it right? Peter coome on, good morning.

761
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 12: How are you, Christian?

762
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm good, Peter, welcome to the show. So you've got

763
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: a story about sleeping in.

764
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 12: Yes, I slipped in and missed my flight for my wedding.

765
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 7: Oh no, that is a nightmare sleeping in story. So

766
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 7: I happened big night Day number four.

767
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, well we heard a couple ends over the night before.

768
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 12: They stayed till about two a m. We had a

769
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 12: six am flight and so we thought we'll get a

770
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 12: couple of hours sleep before we have to leave.

771
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 2: It is that point where you're so drunk you go

772
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: you start do the sums. I'm good, if I get

773
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 2: two hours sleep, I'll be fine.

774
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, but I wake up to my wife saying we

775
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 12: missed out once.

776
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: We're not going to get at this moment. She's not

777
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 2: your wife yet, is she.

778
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: No, that's right, No, no, that's but you want to

779
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: stand the timeline.

780
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 12: So we got another fight the following day.

781
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 2: The same flight for the following day.

782
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 12: Was for another week or so after.

783
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 11: We got there on time, but we missed.

784
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 12: Our transfers from the airport to the Hope. Isn't it

785
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 12: range Yes, yes, so, but we're out there in the

786
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 12: end and we're still happily married five years later.

787
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: I got for that horrible went to the call. If

788
00:34:54,080 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 2: you said anyway we split up recently. News lovely. Thank you, Peter,

789
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: Thank you.

790
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 7: JB.

791
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 2: Chanks Uh Brad, Yes, yes, dumb game you played as

792
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: a kid.

793
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 15: Yes, I wouldn't recommend anybody do it, but me and

794
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 15: my mates we found an old motorbike shield on the

795
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 15: side of the road and sticky taped it to the

796
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 15: front of an old pushbike, and we feel, what can

797
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 15: we do with it? So we took in turns riding

798
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 15: the pushbike down the road and throwing horse pull while

799
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 15: we're riding. We had a daur head down behind the shield.

800
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: This should be around on Holy Moony that wants to

801
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 2: play as a grown up too, so you would take

802
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 2: turns to you. You attached the sort of shield like

803
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 2: a visor to the front of your push bike. Yes, yep,

804
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: one of you.

805
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 7: Head duck down.

806
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: The other one throws horse poop at that.

807
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, me and me mates like more than more

808
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 15: than one mate like we had.

809
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: Multiple throw Get the whole gang and go knock on

810
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 2: the doors, bring out the game. Yep, all right, thank you, Brad,

811
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: Thanks you cool.

812
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 7: What an awesome game.

813
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 6: Christian, Hello, good Christian O'Connell show podcast.

814
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: This morning. So many great stories came in yesterday, even

815
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: more today.

816
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 7: Let's go back to lies right now. Steve, good morning.

817
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 8: Good morning guys.

818
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 11: How are we We're good?

819
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 2: Welcome Steve. Thanks the corning in so broken window.

820
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 8: So seventeen years old, me and a group of mates,

821
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 8: a couple of us actually decided to buy fireworks for years.

822
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 8: We decided to let one of these fireworks off and

823
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 8: it fell to the floor. It shot six different windows

824
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 8: and broke six windows.

825
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 2: I mean six and six is an amazing hit rate.

826
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 2: I'll say that whatever you spell from those fireworks.

827
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 7: That is pretty good.

828
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: So I'm guessing all the gangs scarpered in ten different directions.

829
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 8: Yes they did, And my mom and dad made me

830
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 8: wear the six windows for a couple of weeks.

831
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 3: And we're there, all six windows on your house like we.

832
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 8: Actually dropped and shot in different directions.

833
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 2: Those rockets, I mean I've seen that before. Fivewards, when

834
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 2: they fall aside, those those rockets start firing off, they

835
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: will go straight through a window.

836
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I don't like to talking about too much.

837
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 7: Well, it sounds like you're a happy talking about it

838
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 7: and still laughing.

839
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: Tal good about it, Steve. If your mum and dad

840
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 2: a listening, they're going to ground you again.

841
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 8: That's exactly right, Steve.

842
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: Good on.

843
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 7: You have a good day, mate, Thanks for calling.

844
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 2: Rob.

845
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 7: Good morning.

846
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 11: How are you going, Christian?

847
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: I'm good.

848
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 7: I'm looking forward to hearing about your dumb game you

849
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 7: played as a kid.

850
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, I got I've got a bit of a dumb game.

851
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 11: We used to be a bit of a tinker as

852
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 11: me and my mates and we used to build orange

853
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 11: cannons and we decided one time that we would use

854
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 11: my mate's shed at the back and play a game

855
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 11: of chicken. The guy with the orange cannon on one

856
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 11: side and people running the other side of the shed,

857
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 11: so it was completely blind and firing through the shed

858
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 11: with the frozen oranges.

859
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 2: Tell you what, it's an advanced game you've got going

860
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 2: on here. I mean, yeah, that some of the best

861
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: games you play, because were those games of chicken, weren't they's.

862
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 11: Chicken And there were broken windows and all that through

863
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 11: the shed as well.

864
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: So I'm just so well to understand it. We're all

865
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 2: in the scene, the homemade cannon, your tinkerers, that's firing

866
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 2: and like oranges at your mates as they're running across

867
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 2: playing chicken tos and oranges.

868
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, frozen oranges extreme?

869
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 3: Why do you have to freeze?

870
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 2: Extra impact is going to hurt.

871
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 12: Through the shed?

872
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, so they'll go through the shed.

873
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 2: Wow. And the person firing the orange cannon, right, are

874
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: they blindfolded?

875
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 11: No adult, So you would sort of try and look

876
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 11: through the holes to see the person running on the

877
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 11: other side, so you can sort of line them up almost.

878
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 3: The orange holes from previous oranges.

879
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 11: Yes, there was multiple.

880
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: This is a hell of a sort of sets up

881
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 2: you've got. It's incredible. And when you're seeing firing through

882
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: the shed. Tell me, baler, what do you mean.

883
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 11: Well, you put up enough pressure that it would go

884
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 11: through one wall and then out the other side on

885
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 11: the other through the other wall, so like a.

886
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 2: Bombs and oranges would go through two shed walls. Yes,

887
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: how old were you?

888
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 11: We would have been about fourteen?

889
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: A couple of mad scientists there play with pressure and cannon.

890
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: Whose shed was It.

891
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 11: Was my Maine's shed and we got into a little

892
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 11: bit of trouble when his parents came home.

893
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 7: It's one of those Swiss cheeses.

894
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: Just hole was in it all the perfect size of

895
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 2: an orange.

896
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 18: There would have been.

897
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 11: There would have been about fifteen or twenty holes in

898
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 11: the side.

899
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 3: Hey, we're tinkers.

900
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 2: We're tinker's tinkers.

901
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 7: Love to tinker.

902
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 2: Oh that is a great call. Sorry, mar I think

903
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: cut you off. There was there another No, that's that's

904
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 2: all good.

905
00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 11: That's all good.

906
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 2: Thanks for letting me brilliant story.

907
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 7: I'm going to give you straight away pay tickets for

908
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 7: gold class.

909
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 2: That was so good. Thanks right, my pleasure. That already

910
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 2: made us laugh. I love the orange cannon, all right,

911
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 2: you tin Chris, keep on cheeking.

912
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 7: Have a good dog.

913
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: The dumb games you played as a kid are amazing

914
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: this morning.

915
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 7: Keep them coming.

916
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 16: Christian.

917
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 6: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

918
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: In the studio with Jack and I. We have a

919
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: young assistant the future of radio producing, Young Rio. I've

920
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: often talked about this character, Champagne Charlie. Quite yes, it's

921
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 2: often quite quiet a Monday, as I think it's back

922
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 2: out popping the corks of the weekend. Champagne for your weekend. Anyway,

923
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: how have you noticed I've been counting my own sort

924
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: of survey the last couple of shows. When a certain

925
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 2: type of cooller calls him female, they get a lot

926
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: more giggly real.

927
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 3: Than the treatment. Interesting. I'll keep a look out for that.

928
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 2: The ladies has been chatting too, seriously, you're giggling and

929
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 2: stuff like this that make him flower chains for and

930
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: stuff like this.

931
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 7: Watch out, ladies.

932
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: If you speak to Rio, the phone system keeps your number.

933
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 2: If the ass for numbers, come on now, the DJ

934
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 2: always knocks twice. I'm onto you, Rio, I'm onto you, Rio.

935
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 2: Let's just be aware of it. Giggly Rio, Sarah so funny.

936
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to lie now.

937
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 7: How we got here?

938
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 2: Brida, Yeah, Brea not Brenda.

939
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 18: No, not Brenda Breda.

940
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: You're a breeder. Yeah, lovely, welcome to the show. Wish

941
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: when he culling in about breeder.

942
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 18: Uh breaking the window?

943
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 7: Ah, yes, story breaking the window.

944
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 2: What happened?

945
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 18: Yeah, My son, when he was nine years old, decided

946
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 18: he was going to show his younger brother who was five,

947
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 18: have hasan swung some tree?

948
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 2: Three we're already there, but yeah, carry on.

949
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 18: Say, climbed on the roof with the bungie rope, tied

950
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 18: it to the chimney from the.

951
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 7: Ki, tied it to the chimney.

952
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 18: It was one of those stove pipe ones.

953
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 2: Anyway, he knew what he was doing. He was a

954
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: trained mountaineer. It's going to repel down the house.

955
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 18: Yeah, flung it out and came straight back through the

956
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 18: kitchen window.

957
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: I hope he's all right because I feel bad about laughing,

958
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: but obviously must be you cooling in your mum. But

959
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 2: this is amazing. I mean, one of the greatest home

960
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: videos that there's a stove pipe one. Not then he's

961
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: jes anyway, something like that little brother, this up, clear

962
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: this up and then we'll go again. Oh.

963
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 3: It's honestly like how swat teams get into buildings on

964
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 3: the road between through the windows.

965
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 18: Yeah, and not a scratch.

966
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 2: He's a pro. He first he put the feet out

967
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 2: the break impact. That's the train. What a wonderful story.

968
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 2: That is amazing. And no mark him as you say,

969
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: his name's Michael. Okay, it's a nice bit to know

970
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: as well for our files. Thank you, Brenda, Thanks you.

971
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 18: Cool, thank you, love your show, bless.

972
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 7: You, bless you say, how do Michael like?

973
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: I know him? Now?

974
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 7: Thank you Brida And.

975
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yep, everything's fine everybody, Okay, back to the show. Sarah,

976
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Hi you guys.

977
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 19: Yeah, we're doing Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, oh Rio blushing, Sarah,

978
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 19: that was you that Rio was talking to you?

979
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 2: There wasn't it.

980
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 20: It was indeed?

981
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 7: How did you find him?

982
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 10: Ah?

983
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 20: He sounds lovely.

984
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: Do you know what he's on too? So those hormones

985
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 2: at that age, you know, we all remember it was

986
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 2: I'd be fifteen, all right, Sarah, what's your story?

987
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 20: So basically, my partner and I went to a farm's

988
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 20: day and it was a selling new relationship. So I

989
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 20: was trying to set the mood. So I'd lit a

990
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 20: fire and he'd been going for about five hour, and

991
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 20: he'd come in and we were going to sit down

992
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 20: and have a romantic dinner. And I essentially decided to

993
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 20: put another log in the fire to keep the place hot.

994
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 20: And I've gone to close the door, which has a

995
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 20: glass window, and the log has gone right through the

996
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 20: glass window, shattered everywhere. So we frantically gone and got

997
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 20: buckets of water to put the fire out, because.

998
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: You know that's what you do.

999
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 20: And ash went everywhere, and you can imagine when water

1000
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 20: hits ash. It was just whole mess mood, killer mood.

1001
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 7: And my wife does it to me.

1002
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: She's always throwing water on ash in my eyes. Oh, Sarah,

1003
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 2: that is very funny.

1004
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 7: That really made us laugh. Thank you very much.

1005
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 2: She could no worry.

1006
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 7: Thanks God, get a shower rear. That's enough.

1007
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1008
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Sure your calls, they genuinely really

1009
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 2: made us laugh at us. A has been some very funny,

1010
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: very giddy calls. I needed that.

1011
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 7: Today.

1012
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 2: Had a very tense day. Yesterday, I've missed quite a

1013
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 2: couple of deadlines for my book comes out in June.

1014
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 2: And yesterday evening I was still up until I even't

1015
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 2: set my alarm. This morning to get up at three

1016
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: am so I could get back into it when there's

1017
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 2: no distractions, because it's supposed to be handed in yesterday's

1018
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: six o'clock. I've just refused all the deadlines. The publishing

1019
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 2: director called me three times yesterday. I just ignored his calls.

1020
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 2: I'm now like doing the Sloper suit, running with the

1021
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 2: document like o J until they eventually catch up me

1022
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: and just prise it out of my hands.

1023
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 3: I saw the photo that you get sent to us

1024
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 3: last night of your living room, which has got pages

1025
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: and chapters.

1026
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 2: It's thirty one chapters, and I know they're in the

1027
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 2: wrong order. Now you might think when you've written the

1028
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: book it goes one too sequential, but I know the

1029
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 2: order isn't. And so yes nine o'clock and even almost

1030
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 2: our blood coming out of my eyes, and the kids

1031
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: were like putting them because it always got like greasy

1032
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: mucky fingers, haven't they pats. They're just like they've been

1033
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 2: always in eating crisp of the fact sort of chalk

1034
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 2: dust or something.

1035
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 4: And then I poured them going.

1036
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 2: She mentioned at the start this chapter, have I got

1037
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 2: a page with that? And I'm like, you can see

1038
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 2: your dad struggling at the moment, please girls, Hemingway didn't

1039
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: have this. I said, I really just need to think

1040
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: and so and then Jack came in this morning and said, look,

1041
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 2: I know you missed deadlight.

1042
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 7: Try this technique that worked for you.

1043
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 3: So when I was in high school and you have

1044
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: to hand in homework and you need an excuse, I

1045
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 3: deliberately made a corrupt file that was called like finished homework.

1046
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: So your corrupt file will be called book final.

1047
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 7: They call it manuscripts, so they shorten that to MS.

1048
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 3: Manuscript final dot doc. But you know that there's a

1049
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 3: file that can't open. It's not going to put a

1050
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 3: virus on the computer or anything, just doesn't open. So

1051
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 3: that when they tried to open it, they go, ah,

1052
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 3: the file you send us, I don't know, must be

1053
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 3: something you sent wrong. Can you send it again? You've

1054
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 3: bought yourself twenty four hours.

1055
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours. I bought myself twenty four hours less. No,

1056
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 2: immediately there, call me and go where is it? Then

1057
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: one go, we try again. Let's make a date for

1058
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: twenty four hours. What am I going to access to

1059
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 2: an internet cafe?

1060
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 7: Jason Bourne.

1061
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 3: Technology must have updated then since I was in high school.

1062
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 2: It has not lost off.

1063
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: Times because I got myself a whole weekend doing that.

1064
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 3: I handed the CRUP file in on Friday and my teacher,

1065
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 3: I said, you know what, I'll get you the real

1066
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,919
Speaker 3: one on Monday morning. She said, I'll check the metadata

1067
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 3: in that file to make sure metadata, make sure that

1068
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 3: it hasn't been modified since Friday. So what I did

1069
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 3: did my homework all weekend? Change my computer's date and

1070
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 3: time back three days?

1071
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 2: How do you do that?

1072
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 3: It's all in the settings. Change it back three days?

1073
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 2: Can you still do that? Saved it?

1074
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 3: You can still do that now?

1075
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 2: So you could say, oh, no, I emailed it's ten

1076
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 2: years ago, and then say back ten years ago, twenty

1077
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 2: ten ten. I was coming up with an idea for Netflix,

1078
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: Hey Netflix, where is my money? I didn't know you

1079
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 2: could do this.

1080
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 9: Christian Iconnell Christian o'connells show podcast.

1081
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 7: Time for Today's time waster? All right, last.

1082
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: Minute flurry over there, Jackie boy, just choosing I've got

1083
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 2: so much gold on my using what kind of goal? Right? Okay,

1084
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 2: today's out work time waster. We're asking you to make

1085
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 2: a TV show Australian Who Wallaby a millionaire?

1086
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: Silver plus gold for sure? Who Wallaby, it's actually a gold.

1087
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 2: Thank you, two and a half minute work. Silver Better Koala,

1088
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 2: Saul Goal, Malcolm Turnbule in the Middle, Silver and Marvel

1089
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 2: Agents of Sheila.

1090
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 7: What's the show Marvel of Shield? You know? Nick Fury?

1091
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't.

1092
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 7: Oh so it gets.

1093
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: Marked down because if your lack of pop cultural Wanner Silver, Okay,

1094
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 2: thank you? What have you got the make a TV

1095
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: show Australian.

1096
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 3: Everybody loves Ray Martin?

1097
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, Bronz.

1098
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 2: You're not sorry, you're mad.

1099
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 3: You're mad at my last Marty with it.

1100
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 7: But it's still Bronze.

1101
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 3: Good days of our life.

1102
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,959
Speaker 7: That's better. That's better.

1103
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 2: Silver.

1104
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 3: We all love the show Nacos. But imagine it was

1105
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: Hawthorn coach Alistair Clarkson who was getting those Calambian drug cartels.

1106
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 2: That is so obvious, Thank you, Pats. That is I'm

1107
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 2: not marking that. Come on you if if I read

1108
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 2: out one of those, you go come on.

1109
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: Six feet chunder.

1110
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 2: Gold.

1111
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 3: I'll finish there.

1112
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 7: Yeah okay.

1113
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1114
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 2: Today's Otur time waste stuff is make a TV show Australian.

1115
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 2: Angus is listening right now, going into school late today.

1116
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 7: He's eight. He's just emailed from his dad's phone.

1117
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 2: It's one.

1118
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 7: You're ready to mark this really fairly? Angus is eight.

1119
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: Okay. SpongeBob Speedo pants.

1120
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 7: That is a goal, very good one.

1121
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 2: Well done, Angus. You get a gold Astrayer Things that

1122
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: a stranger things. Yeah, that's good, well done, Rob Smart,

1123
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: Crouching Emi Hidden drop Back.

1124
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 3: Okay, not a TV not a TV show whatsoever.

1125
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 7: Don't think that was a TV series.

1126
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: Guy, Beverly Hill, Bogans, Gold, Johnny Boy, Game of.

1127
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: Thongs, Civil Plus.

1128
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 2: Snags on a Plane. Okay, these are movies. Downton Yabby Gold,

1129
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: Mary Anne, well done, keeping up with the Hemsworths, Civil Plus, Uh,

1130
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 2: the Big Bunnings Theory. The Big Bunnings theory is very good.

1131
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: From Malana, Laura and order a beer, Silver VB Witched Gold.

1132
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 7: That's very smart. Meg three men and a Stubby. I

1133
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 7: get movies.

1134
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 2: Buffy the Meat Pie Slayer, Silver plus, I Dream of

1135
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 2: Karen's Bronze Breaking batter Silver, Third Crop from the Sun Silver,

1136
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 2: The Bogans and the Beautiful Silver plus nyv B Blue

1137
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: Gold Dog. That's very good. The Palmer Wants a Wife.

1138
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 7: Gold Luke very good. Big little meat.

1139
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: Pies, silver some Janet and Gillian McLoughlin's Island still a

1140
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 2: Gilligan's island. That's the plus.

1141
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 7: That is very good.

1142
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: We'd end on that one, Libby, that is outstanding. I

1143
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: love that all right, Tyl to today's show is have a

1144
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 2: great dog. Remember to say it to everybody you see

1145
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: today to confuse and we are back tomorrow morning. The

1146
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 2: most thing we need to do today is if you

1147
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 2: know somebody, maybe it's your brother, maybe it's your dad,

1148
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 2: maybe it's someone at work. Anyone who used to love

1149
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 2: playing footy always goes on about back in the day

1150
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: they love playing it and maybe they got injured in

1151
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: life took a different way. We're looking to recruit a

1152
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: team of nine of you. You're gonna be coached by

1153
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 2: Shane Crawford. Coach Crawford is gonna be looking after nine

1154
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 2: of you here, get you into the best shape you

1155
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 2: can get. In a couple of weeks time, we're probably

1156
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 2: gonna be doing this game. We're calling it one last

1157
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 2: game to give you one last game about a week

1158
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: before the return of footy and round one. If you

1159
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 2: won in or you think there's someone that we should

1160
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 2: be talking to you and you want to nominate them,

1161
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: then please email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

1162
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 2: com dot au have a great dogs.

1163
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast