Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: It is Jack's birthday today and I wanted to get
Speaker 2: you something that really is to do with the big
Speaker 2: thing you've got, the gift that you got this year,
Speaker 2: you and your wife that you're going to become parents
Speaker 2: for the first time. And so it's coming in a couple
Speaker 2: of months time, March. And the other day when I
Speaker 2: told you how much money you know, fifteen hundred to
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars in the first year just on nappies,
Speaker 2: I saw the draw drop and I was like, I've
Speaker 2: got to help him out. Can I give him as
Speaker 2: a gift a year's supply of nappies. I've sorted that out.
Speaker 3: Right, I actually am very excited about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, no, you love a puzzle, you love a
Speaker 2: board game. Sort that we turned into a quiz. So
Speaker 2: twelve questions every one you get right, is another month
Speaker 2: free nappies.
Speaker 3: Okay? Is it baby questions or general knowledge baby questions?
Speaker 2: Obviously, this is what I'm doing. I try my pas.
Speaker 2: Let's play the.
Speaker 1: Game the birth fluid.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I'm hoping to get one of the
Speaker 3: ones that doesn't cry that much. The nutrient fluid that's
Speaker 3: a scientific term.
Speaker 2: All right, So first six months, I've got the We're
Speaker 2: going to do this in two parts. I'll do the
Speaker 2: first six months every question to get right. You win
Speaker 2: another month of free nappys.
Speaker 3: Ok.
Speaker 2: Then Patsy's got the other six months of questions for you.
Speaker 2: All right, you're ready to play? I am all right,
Speaker 2: let's do it. It's like hundreds of nappies this right.
Speaker 2: First I said to Tom and Rey on Monday, get
Speaker 2: them here in the studio. And then when they told
Speaker 2: me how many of it they wouldn't be at a
Speaker 2: fitness studio, would get them out of the studio? Why
Speaker 2: would you put them in the studio? All right, let's play.
Speaker 3: Nappy Birthday love the name too.
Speaker 2: Thank you January for the first month of free nappies
Speaker 2: thanks to Comfrey Koala's Echo nappies. You ever seen a
Speaker 2: baby Koala? They look so happy in that nappy. Which
Speaker 2: part the baby will fall off after three weeks?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well it's got to be the belly button area,
Speaker 3: the umbilical cord.
Speaker 2: The belly area. Well done, you've just won a three
Speaker 2: months worth of nappy.
Speaker 3: Cool. He won me born in January. But we'll still
Speaker 3: put them together.
Speaker 2: So let me update March. Isn't it March? Okay? When
Speaker 2: I went to April, at what angle should a car
Speaker 2: seat be installed? Got to know this one. It's it's
Speaker 2: one of your few responsibilities as the one angle should
Speaker 2: the car seat be installed?
Speaker 1: Trick?
Speaker 3: Question flat?
Speaker 2: Wind up? Why would he be flat? Why would you
Speaker 2: like trap it down like a stretcher? No, I mean
Speaker 2: you were so close. There's only forty five degrees in differs.
Speaker 3: Oh god, know that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: No, wonder you watched General Knowledge. You've just lost April.
Speaker 2: We've lost Aple. We're now moving on to May. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: said the team. Make sure they're gettable. I thought that
Speaker 2: would be question flat? All right, what is cradle cap?
Speaker 3: Okay, don't know, so I'm going to take a guess
Speaker 3: and go. They don't like a beanie that he wears
Speaker 3: at night?
Speaker 2: No, sorry, there, it's a scaly scout condition that can
Speaker 2: sometimes develop in.
Speaker 3: The first few because they do always seem to be
Speaker 3: wearing beanies all the time.
Speaker 2: It's just hat they're just baby hats. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: that he's lost, Well, you've won one three months worth
Speaker 2: of free naw fees. Poor b anchor and poor son
Speaker 2: to be all right, we're now into June. How many
Speaker 2: poops will a newborn baby do on any normal day?
Speaker 2: How many poops on average in a day?
Speaker 3: I think you change the nappy ten times. I'll go
Speaker 3: ten poos.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it. It's a okay. So that's another
Speaker 2: now one, that's all. You've now won two months worth
Speaker 2: of free nappies. Let's go on to another question. How
Speaker 2: would you unclog mucus blocking your babies nasal passages?
Speaker 3: Is it rice? Something to do with rice rest? Transion elevation?
Speaker 2: Actually, I actually think social surfaces are all the way
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm trying.
Speaker 3: To remember my first.
Speaker 2: Time I actually started sweating at the fairy. I want
Speaker 2: to say, is.
Speaker 3: It a first aid thing?
Speaker 2: Or is it's right he's gotten too much he's to do?
Speaker 2: Or is there he's got this?
Speaker 3: This is in the acronym for what rest I asked,
Speaker 3: impression elevation. That's something else I'm thinking of the wrong part.
Speaker 2: If I've had a leg break, I'm a couple of
Speaker 2: days old, and I've got a clogged up nose, and
Speaker 2: I'm a baby, how are you going to I.
Speaker 3: Think it's just normal tissues.
Speaker 4: Well, they can't blow their nose.
Speaker 2: Baby, he used a nasal bulb syringe, or he raised
Speaker 2: the humidity in the room, or what I had to do?
Speaker 2: A couple of times you suck it out?
Speaker 3: You didn't.
Speaker 2: I sucked out. It's not a couple of times you
Speaker 2: have to Yeah, I know is what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jackie boys never would have got nasals for ringe.
Speaker 3: Didn't even know that was on the shopping list.
Speaker 2: Well at it? How many isy? It's just one last question?
Speaker 2: So six you've won two months free so far. If
Speaker 2: your baby is rooting, if your baby is what is
Speaker 2: that baby doing?
Speaker 3: Naughty baby?
Speaker 2: Yes? And start them young.
Speaker 3: Growing here.
Speaker 2: Routine is a reflex involuntary movement for newborns where they
Speaker 2: turn their mouth to find a breast or bottle, which
Speaker 2: usually signed their hungry. They start basically their end dustling.
Speaker 2: All right, So.
Speaker 3: Out of six and one of them was wrong and
Speaker 3: he gave it to me anyway.
Speaker 2: So stay tuned. I tried to think where we're going
Speaker 2: next to another six more questions? Oh, he's warmed up now,
Speaker 2: he's warmed up. Now, six more questions and hopefully six
Speaker 2: months of free nappies coming your way.
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Speaker 2: Jack post Birthday Today. I know he loves a game,
Speaker 2: he loves a puzzle, and he loves saving money. And
Speaker 2: he has a son on the way in a couple
Speaker 2: of months time next year in March, so I thought
Speaker 2: he try and win a year's supply. The first year
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Speaker 2: So twelve questions. Every question he gets right, he wins
Speaker 2: another month's supply of free nappies. So he's just done
Speaker 2: six questions. He got two of them, right, I think.
Speaker 3: But that's March and June taking care of the nappies months.
Speaker 2: Yes, nappiness, it's booping in the street, emptying it into
Speaker 2: the sink, just shaking the baby into the sea, all right,
Speaker 2: I said to people every month he doesn't win, will
Speaker 2: give them away. Bree, Hello, you got your first baby
Speaker 2: during in February, Yes, February eighth, right, Okay, I'll give
Speaker 2: you two three months that Jack Boy didn't win. You
Speaker 2: can have those two three months.
Speaker 1: Oh you're the best.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I really appreciate stuck around. There might be another six
Speaker 2: months going up in a couple of seconds. Let's also
Speaker 2: going to Hayden has got a five week old bub Hayden.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning. Who are I'm good Hayden. How
Speaker 2: are you and your wife going to your partner? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: really good, he says, really well, so pretty happy with that. Well, don,
Speaker 2: this is the kind of child that Jackie Boy hopes
Speaker 2: to get one of those. Hayden. I'll give you two
Speaker 2: months worth of free nappies. Okay, awesome, Chris, thank you,
Speaker 2: all right, pleasure? All right, Jack you ready to play.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's get you six months worth of free nappy.
Speaker 1: Daddy cool, oh, daddy, daddy.
Speaker 3: The birth fluid, well, you know, I'm hoping to get
Speaker 3: one of the ones that doesn't cry that much.
Speaker 1: A nutrient fluid.
Speaker 3: That's a scientific term.
Speaker 2: It's a tougher quiz master. Now Patsy is stepping up. Patsy,
Speaker 2: you got your six months with questions?
Speaker 5: I do all right, Jack, here's September. Are you ready?
Speaker 5: You need to redeem yourself.
Speaker 4: I will all right.
Speaker 5: If a baby cries like this, what does it mean?
Speaker 5: What does it need?
Speaker 2: Jack? Come on as a sweat to get them food?
Speaker 3: Hungry?
Speaker 2: Which one are you going for?
Speaker 3: Hunger?
Speaker 4: Interrect?
Speaker 5: It's sleepy, Jack, Bubby needs to be put down for
Speaker 5: non eyes, eyes for non eyes?
Speaker 3: All right, Jack?
Speaker 5: October, are you ready ready? What is the amniotic fluid?
Speaker 3: Yes? I know this. You've quizzed me on this before.
Speaker 2: Have you've got this one?
Speaker 3: This is the first water. When the water breaks, the
Speaker 3: name of the water.
Speaker 4: A little bit more information.
Speaker 3: It it When the water breaks, it comes out, and
Speaker 3: that's called the.
Speaker 2: Same information we raised, But.
Speaker 4: That it surrounds the baby in the uterus, same thing.
Speaker 2: Well done. You won a month supply of nappies.
Speaker 4: All right, you're up to three now, Jack, So November.
Speaker 5: If your baby is born in international waters, how is
Speaker 5: it citizenship determined?
Speaker 3: He's a pirate. I guess where you first dock at
Speaker 3: a port?
Speaker 2: What do you mean conceiving.
Speaker 3: Where you first come into land? I guess you're going
Speaker 3: to go, Hey, I had a baby out there.
Speaker 2: Out there at the airport.
Speaker 4: Wrong, I reckon, that's fair.
Speaker 5: The baby's birth country will be that of the ship's registration.
Speaker 4: It came in on a plane though.
Speaker 3: Now that's not right though, because the ship could be
Speaker 3: registered from where you came. But I'll take it, thank
Speaker 3: you take it all right?
Speaker 2: So you won four months of free nappies.
Speaker 4: Carry on, Patsy December.
Speaker 5: We need you, please, Jack to spell fetus.
Speaker 3: Fetus f E.
Speaker 2: T u s.
Speaker 3: There's ague no incorrect sorry f o E t.
Speaker 2: Multi. There's any one way to spell fetus.
Speaker 3: I use the US.
Speaker 2: Next question January.
Speaker 5: Why are babies born with soft spots on the top
Speaker 5: of their little heads?
Speaker 3: Yep, their head is going to grow together in time,
Speaker 3: so the skull is not fully formed and it will
Speaker 3: fuse as the baby grows.
Speaker 2: Yes, it does that perfectly.
Speaker 4: That's correct. February.
Speaker 2: Last question, Supernanny the character Now, which.
Speaker 5: Of these is the most popular boys baby name of
Speaker 5: this year here in Australia.
Speaker 4: Your choices are I reckon.
Speaker 3: I can get without even hearing the choices, really, Oliver.
Speaker 4: No, but that was one of them, and.
Speaker 2: He tried to show and he's lost another month of
Speaker 2: free nappies. Oh dear poor b Anchor boor Jack Junior.
Speaker 4: How many is that tree?
Speaker 2: He's only one? Four months worth.
Speaker 3: Of free that'll do spread him out.
Speaker 2: Well done, Jack, Thank you guys. So what was the
Speaker 2: totally the end out of twelve months we try to
Speaker 2: get him a year's supply of nappies? How many five months?
Speaker 2: Not even half the year we've got you five months.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you mar for for that's it's all looking
Speaker 2: tikety move. Thank you very much. Comfy Kuala Eco nappies.
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