WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: When did you get conned into paying for something? 💰 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:21.280 Come on Tuesday. Hi girls, Hello Misturi. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:24.080 I just did the most embarrassing thing. Guys. 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.040 Now, I don't get embarrassed very easily. You guys know that. 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.800 But I was on the street coming to work, and 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.519 there was somebody that I know from Channel ten, like 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.200 someone that I've worked with over the years, from. 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.479 The network, as in, like someone from I'm a celeb, 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:38.480 like a recent. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:43.160 No, someone that actually works at the station. Just someone 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:45.720 I've worked with, and it's not unusual for them to 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.600 be at the radio station because they went with talent. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.760 And I saw him and I like, okay, and I 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.600 waved straight at him, and he looked at me, and 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.440 he didn't way back, and I was like, man, he 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:55.080 didn't see me. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:56.160 He turned around and kept walking. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.000 So I'd right up to him, grabbed him on the 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.960 shoulder and went and pulled him around. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.120 It wasn't him, it was just a stranger walking. You 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.160 actually touched him. 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:07.120 I pulled his shoulder back to turn him and went 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.240 in his face and went there. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:10.600 Probably thought he's getting mugged. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.120 There are very few people in the world that I 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.560 would persist to say, like I would run down the 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.720 street to persist to say hello to if they if 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:20.800 they blaked me on a first wave, I'm not running after. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:21.759 Them to have it on street. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.280 I'd be like, Okay, that's enough, that's enough humiliation for 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:24.640 one day. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.880 It's because we'll walk it into the same building. But 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.560 the radio building isn't just radio, there's other levels here. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.080 So I assumed I was going to walk up the 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:35.960 elevator with him. But it was just another man. It 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.880 was just a strange man that I assaulted on the street. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.679 Well, it's gonna make you feel any better. Something happened 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.959 to me the other week, which was enormously embarrassing. It 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.320 was so so embarrassing. That's going to make you feel 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:48.000 so much better. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.440 Okay, great, Well I've actually made no errors in my life. 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.200 So yeah, you've fallen out of the sun. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.360 Welcome to the show. Let's start or thanks the Chemist Warehouse. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.440 It is the pick up right around Australia for your 0:01:58.480 --> 0:01:59.520 Tuesday afternoon high. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.680 This is going to start turning into a running joke 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.760 because I feel like at least once a week I 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.360 come to the show and I'm like, hey, I really 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.840 put my foot in it. So last week we had 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.240 a photo shoot for Tony Mate. Now we had organized 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.880 a model, but we also do castings so just in 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.480 case the model that we choose isn't quite right for 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.360 whatever reason, especially with jewelry, because they need to have 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.359 a certain amount of piercings in their ears, they need 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.200 to have their nails a certain way. There's quite a 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.640 few variables. When you're shooting jewely, you need to be 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.160 not only a model, but a hand model in everything. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.200 So we had this casting and the models came and 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.960 the one that we had chosen for the shoot, like 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.040 my number one girl that I was really hoping we're 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.920 going to shoot with, she ended up having very very 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.200 short fingers. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.320 Like really like just very short fingers. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:47.040 Not appropriate for jewelry, as in my finger discriminate I did. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:48.440 I looked at her hands and I was like, oh, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.320 your fingers are too stumpy. They're not the right fingers 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.360 for this campaign. And also the it's your internal monolog, right, 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:55.079 you didn't say that to it? 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.160 I could never, Okay, Stump. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:58.920 It was a scheduling conflict. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.800 So she was so beautiful, but unfortunately she just didn't 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.200 have enough with here to get it to put the 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.040 rings on. Okay anyway, So she left. We hired another 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.760 model and it was very touching gogs. We only had 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.119 a few hours was the afternoon and the next day 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.400 was the shoot, so we had a few hours to 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:16.240 organize a model for the shoot. Now, I had a 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.040 friend of mine who you guys both know, who was 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.840 helping me on the day with the shoots. So she 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:21.600 was coming to do all the social media stuff and 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:22.120 getting like the. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.720 Bts and she's, oh, she could be the model herself. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.960 She's beautiful, she's she should have been the model, she's 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.440 so stunning. But I'd sent her a photo of girl 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:30.880 that we were going to use. So when she showed 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:32.799 up to the Tony May shoot, she was a little 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.760 bit surprised that it wasn't the same model. Right, didn't 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.360 talk about it on the day, But it wasn't until 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.560 we were driving home that afternoon that she says to me, 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.160 that wasn't that wasn't the model that you sent me, 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.040 Like why did we change models for the day? And 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.960 I was like, oh, you wouldn't believe it. But she 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.840 had literally like half fingers. Her fingers were so short 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:51.880 that we couldn't use it for the ring shots like stumps. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:53.880 I was like, they're so tiny, you would not believe 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.200 how little her fingers are, And as I said it, 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.400 she turns around and she says, if you, Laura, what 0:03:59.440 --> 0:03:59.960 have you got again? 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.080 Girls with half fingers? 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:02.760 So she puts her hand up in the air, and 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.440 she's only got half a finger on her middle finger. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.720 She was born with no finger, and she had her 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:11.560 middle toe amputated as a baby and attached to her hand. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.920 So you didn't put a foot in it. You put 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.400 a toe in it. I put a toe in it. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:19.919 What is the chances? What is the chances it's just 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.560 someone who has no finger. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.880 I actually am on your side here because the odds 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.960 of you meeting someone with a toe finger and having 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:26.880 that conversation. 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:30.080 Because I've known her for over a year, so have I. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.120 And to be honest, I mean I was out with 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.839 her recently at nighttime, hanging out, having fun. We were drinking, 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.360 so I should have been able to see her toe finger. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:38.880 I didn't even know she had a toe f I high. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.640 Five fil last week and didn't even notice. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:42.800 Well, so you're not alone. None of us knew she 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:43.440 had a toe. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.720 Look, even people with short fingers should be allowed to 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.599 be hand models. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.440 If you're a hand model out there and. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.880 If you pick discriminated against because you have stubby fingers. 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.320 I'm sorry for you. Yet, hey listen. Next on the show, 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:58.039 we're talking hotel stays. They can be extremely stressful. You 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.000 think a hotel stay is going to be calming, relaxed 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.960 and fun, right, it's going to calm you down. You're 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.880 going to go and have a little escape. I actually 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.440 think I've been scammed on my most recent hotel trip. 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:08.320 I had one on the weekend. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.039 Oh yeah, and you were talking about how nice it 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:10.960 was recently. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:11.960 But I was talking about how nice. I was hoping 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.920 it was going to be last Friday. But I've been 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.400 and I've returned, and I've got thoughts I've been scammed 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:19.240 that next on the Pickup, I was talking about this 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.560 on the show. Last week. My boyfriend had his birthday 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.640 and we booked him a night at a hotel this weekend. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.279 So I had it this weekend last Friday. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:29.640 You were so excited to get out of here. 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.280 We got so excited. However, I think I've been scammed 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.120 by the hotel. What yeah, tell me if you think 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.760 I'm in the wrong or they're doing the right thing 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.440 that hotels do. So it's a very fancy new age 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.200 hotel and I got a message on WhatsApp like the 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.359 day of check in, like, Hi, Mitch, this is the 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.880 this is the hotel. We don't have a front of house. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.200 This is how we'll communicate. If you need anything, let 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.240 me know WhatsApp. So age yeah, and they said are 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:55.440 you celebrating a special occasion with us? And I'm like, well, 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.719 they've asked, so I said, yeah, it's my boyfriend Steven's birthday. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.280 You know, that's what's happening. Like, oh, do you need anything? 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.560 Upon arrival? I'm like this is so nice. I said, yeah, 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.760 whatever you can do to make it super special would 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.320 be nice. And I thought maybe they'll get a handtown 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:09.880 and shape it like a swan. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.159 Like some chocolates on a bed, or like rose petals. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.479 Even rose petals is too much. I'm like, no, just 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.359 like a bottle of champagne, a cheap one, you know. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.239 I was like, whatever, whatever you did, make it special 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.520 were my words. And they said, leave it with us. 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.640 We got your Mitch, and they put a wink emoji 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.560 like they're cools new wage hotel wink wink tongue out 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.560 eggplant might love this. So I'm like great, So I 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.679 pick up Stephen. We drive there, we park in the hotel. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:34.080 All is good. I get to the room. Yeah, they 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.520 did something special. There was a bottle of champagne. There 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.920 was a handwritten note that said, welcome Mitch and Stephen, 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:43.000 Happy birthday, enjoy your stay. Here are some macarons from 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:44.120 the local French bakery. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:45.320 So cuge. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.359 Yeah that's really sweet. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.600 Nice right, So we drink the champagne, We have the macarons, 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.480 We have a great night, go to dinner, check out. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.800 The next day, we're wheeling our bags to reception and 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.200 we go. Hear our key cards. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.000 We had nothing from the mini bar. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.640 Nothing from the mini bar. They said, great, just your 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.640 parking stay. We'll charge you for park I'm like, oh god, 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.280 parking stung me. It always gets me parking. And they 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.479 went and then also just to close off the bill 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.400 for the champagne and macrons, and I thought. 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:10.040 Oh no, they charged you. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:14.000 Hold on a second, Oh, WhatsApp with your AI bought 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:15.400 person or whoever that was. I don't know if it 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:16.679 was a real person or not, but they were sending 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.160 gray flood text just winks, and I want to talk 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:21.120 about that. But secondly that I didn't ask. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.360 For that that's a bit rich. It's a bit rich. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:24.960 It's rich of you to assume that you're going to 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.280 get things for free. Firstly, but I think that that's 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:31.040 a big that's like an overestimation of them to think 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:32.160 that you were going to pay for a bottle of 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.000 wine and macrons that you didn't even know the price. 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.040 Yes, were they well priced or expense, But did you 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.239 actually ask them miss? 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.720 Did you actually say, oh, your hotel messaged me and 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:41.160 asked me. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:42.840 Did you confront them about the charge? 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:44.840 Absolutely not. I'll pay the charge. That's fine. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.280 You know, it was an accident though they might not 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.680 have meant to have charged you, And then it didn't 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.480 filter down from top of house to front of house 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:51.360 and then back of the house. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:52.240 And everyone's confused. 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.280 First of all, too many houses and too many sides 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.320 right back, left, right. I also how am masculating for Stephen, 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.120 Like because I bought the hotel room, I thought it 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.720 was going to be free. So hey, hold on these 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.640 tricks that you gave my boyfriend, I will not pay them. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:05.560 I can't do that. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.640 It's the way they ask Listen to what happened to me, 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.560 Ben and I, my fiancee and I were on a 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.240 boat not that long ago, and it was like a 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.440 beautiful boat that Ben and going out of his way 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:16.440 to make a special day for me. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.440 Anyway, it was like a sunset cruise and all this stuff. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.120 And then at the end they said to us, oh, 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:23.960 it's such a nice nighte you guys just want to 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.600 stay for an extra half an hour And we're. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.080 Like, you know what, Yeah, I saw these photos, you 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:28.960 posted these photos. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.840 We will stay for another half an hour. Why not, 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.280 thank you so much. And then when they dropped us. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.160 Off, they brought a card machine and we had to 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.000 pay a lot for that extra half an hour. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:39.120 The way that they. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.200 Said it made it sound like we can just cut 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:43.400 another lab for and I was give you a bit 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:43.760 of extra. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:45.360 Yeah, it's the way they say it. 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.280 You know who does it well? Airlines. They're like, hey, 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.960 you know, we've got some extra business class seats. Would 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.240 you like to upgrade? Here's the cost. Because if they 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:53.680 said to you would you like to upgrade, you go, 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:55.000 oh gorgeous, thank you. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.280 It's three thousand dollars. Yes, that's what I did. When 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:59.720 I accidentally upgraded to first class. I thought it was 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:00.840 free and it wasn't. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.840 No one accidentally upgrades to first. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.920 I thought it was a free upgrade. Take all my 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.480 plas and my first child. 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.000 Okay, give us a call here at the pickup. What 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:14.199 did you get conned into buying? To take your course next? 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.199 Just tuning in, I got conned buy a hotel over 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.680 the weekend. I took my boyfriend to a hotel for 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.240 his birthday and they sent me a message the day 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.480 of arrival saying do you want anything special for the room? 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.199 And I said, whatever you can do to make it 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.599 a special night, please, And then I was charged for 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:29.839 champagne and macaron I. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.640 Think that anything that's left out, like purposely left out 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.240 with a note, most people assume was free. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.560 All right, Well, Oscar's called, hey, what were you cond 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:38.400 into buying? Oscar? 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:43.520 Well, I went shopping recently, and you know how some 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.480 stores they like to say, oh, would you like to 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.960 buy a bag for a dollar? Carry bag sort of things. 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:49.360 Oh yeah, so some. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.840 Placers like to do the carry bag as a tote bag. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.199 So I've gone to the shot they've gone yet blah blah, 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.559 whatever do you want to buy a tote bag? And 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:01.360 I thought, yeah, okay, ten dollar hope bag just to 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.480 carrying my stuff in. They told me it was for charity, 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.320 so I was like, all right, at least my ten dollars, 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.920 isn't you know it's going to something good, only to 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:11.400 find out after the fact, maybe a day or two later, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:12.960 it didn't go to charity. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.320 Wait, wait, what do you mean they told you it 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:16.520 was going to charity and it didn't go. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:18.960 How did you know where? Then? Can didn't you follow up? 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:20.600 Well? 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.960 No, I didn't follow up. I just had a secondary 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.000 look at the receipt, and on the receipt it has 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.400 to say donation to charity. Didn't and this time it didn't. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.480 Do you reckon it's even a shop charging you or 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.760 do you reckon the shop assistant's got a side hustle 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.120 just taking you ten bucks to putting it away? 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:36.200 Yeah? 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.280 I mean if she's got a side hustle, that's an 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.360 excellent side hustle, because I would have been none the 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.240 wiser if I hadn't read the receipt. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:44.679 I just there's nothing more annoying now when you walk 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.040 into a shop, because most shops do it. Most shops 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:49.400 you walk into, whether it's your your local service station, 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.840 or you're gone into like you know, get a cheap 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:53.520 T shirt. They'd be like, do you want some mince? 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.839 Do you want a bag? Do you want some hair ties? 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:57.480 Do you want to do you want a comb? 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.600 I've got a cotton on for a pair of Similarly, 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.120 hey do you want a frisbee to support you to sef? 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.240 Hey do you need a violin to support you? 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.959 Yeah? They go through like seventeen different things and I'm like, no, 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:09.280 I don't need hairbands. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:10.959 I just want to buy that one shirt. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.440 I say yes, I buy everything. If someone goes can 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.760 you support a charity? I feel so guilty, even though 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.040 I've just done twenty five of them in a row 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:17.880 and I'm like a good person. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.079 I also have that cube of ice. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.000 You know what it is? Currently it is. It is 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.640 when you go to a restaurant, you sit down, it's 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:27.240 a fancy restaurant, and they go, still are sparkling. That's entrapment. 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.840 That's entrapment because you're going to get charged for the steel, 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.800 because it's going to be purified steel. You're going to 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.880 be charged for the sparkling. They should say steal tap 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.040 or sparkling because you can just say tap. That's a 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:38.600 hack for us out. You can still just ask for 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.720 tap water mean, yeah, but they say, still are sparkling, 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:43.000 and you go, oh, sparkling costs. I'll get the steel 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.800 to save money, but then you're charged for fancy steel water. 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:49.520 Come to Mitch for the cost of Libby Mitch. MITCHI 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.720 buys the most design and things that look like rubbish, 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.400 but says it doesn't want to pay for water, doesn't 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.800 want to pay for his designer things that look like rubbish. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.960 That's so mean. But you said it, Laurie said, he's bad, 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.440 looks like a rubbish bag. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.120 It's beautiful rubbish shake, I know, but you do have 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.360 a garbage bag that's very like Kanye esque. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.959 Listen, don't pay for the water, that's all I'm saying. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.760 Oh don't you laugh, Oscar. All right, I was going 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:18.760 very funny. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.640 Thanks Oscar. I've had my own little conundrum this week. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.800 Me. It's just not as bad as being scammed, but 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:27.599 for me, it really stopped me in my tracks and 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.360 I've had to reconsider some of my life choices. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:32.680 Yeah, all right, that's next on the pick up. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:35.839 Those of you that know me know that I don't 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.440 have kids, Okay, I have a dog, Delilah, that is 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.840 the love of my life. She's the person that takes 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:44.000 up all my attention and I give her the best 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.520 life possible. I go to work so that she can 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.240 have the yard that she has and she can have 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.000 her organic kibble. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.880 Just to give context to this, when Britt says that 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.760 she really means it, I have caught Britt Air frying 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:57.600 salmon for Delilah before. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.640 The reason I'm saying this is that I've been having 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:00.920 a lot of t with Delilah. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.520 Now she's an Australian shepherd. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.600 She is aesthetically ridiculously good looking, and I think her 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.560 personality has started to try and match that. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.840 She's always been really difficult to train. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.280 I've sent her to like military dog school, She's been 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.440 intensive training camps, She's done everything, and she still just 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.559 is really difficult. She chooses when she wants to listen 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.760 to you. There's nothing I can do. And something that 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:25.600 is probably her most toxic trait is her obsessiveness with 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.400 me and her jealousy. So like she's very protective of 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.040 me or whatever she thinks is hers. The problem is 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.559 she thinks every human that comes in contact with her 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:34.480 is hers. 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:35.240 To the like. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.520 This is to the m degree though, because like Brit 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.800 will come to my house with Delilah. I also have 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.280 a dog, and if I pat Delilah for a couple 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.080 of minutes, she'll then turn around to my dog in 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.920 my house and start growling at him because she's decided 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.000 that I'm now hers. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.440 Anyway, she goes to two dog walkers a week when 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:54.760 I have really big workdays, and both this week they 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.000 have both expelled her. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:57.600 From dog school. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:58.800 So she's been fired. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.400 Yep, independently, she's been sacked from dog school because and 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.679 I imagine this is what like parents feel like when 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.160 the kid you know preschool school calls up and says, 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.200 your kid's been called bullying. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:09.520 That's what I felt like. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:13.439 They were like, Look, she's she's too nasty to the 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.080 other dogs. When anyone else gives them attention, she steals 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.600 their bulls. She's really hard work. When we pick another 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:21.280 dog up to put it back in the car, she 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.680 gets really possessive and thinks that like wear her owner. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:27.000 So she's even claimed the dog walkers as hers. And 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.000 then four dog walkers have like ten dogs, right, They're like, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.920 so basically one dog walker has put me on a 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:33.800 one month probation. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.240 And I want to preface this with I love my 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.640 dog walkers. They're both incredible. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.160 They're like, we'll give it to the end of the month, 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:42.200 but she has something has to change. And the other 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:47.200 one was just like, it's not working, and I was. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.000 Like, but she's like, I love her. 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:50.480 She's like, but I just think she's better off with 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.160 someone that's like, you know, it's all fine and warranted 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:53.600 and whatever. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:58.280 And I totally understand it. But I'm at a loss, like, 0:14:58.320 --> 0:14:59.640 I do not know what to do. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.440 We need he sees him alone. I remember that old 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.520 dog wi from back in the day. We could get him. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.440 Dr Chris Brown's come too handsome these days. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:09.200 I think we need a trainer, a proper dog trainer. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.760 Maybe there's a dog trainer listening right now. 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.760 A dog trainer to the stars. We should get one away, 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:14.600 not just anyone. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:16.480 I don't think you even need a star one, okay. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.720 I just like anyone that thinks that they can help 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:22.480 me with Delilah, who is perfect in every way except 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.600 for the obsessiveness of humans and balls. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.480 What happened to the last one that you you texted recently? 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.080 Oh, I did reach out to one because my dog 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.160