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Speaker 2: Yeah, remarkable, remarkable topic here at the end, solving crimes

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Speaker 2: with crumbs. You wouldn't think we'd get call there, but thankfully, thankfully,

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Speaker 2: one of us is an elite phone setter upper and

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Speaker 2: you refrouned yourself there. Yep, you've got one call man.

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Speaker 2: Good job. But again, tough topic. Though tough topic. I mean,

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Speaker 2: has anybody actually done a crime and then led a

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Speaker 2: trail of crumbs to them which irrefutably proves that they

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Speaker 2: actually did the crime? I mean, it was a real

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Speaker 2: hell mare. We got one and we couldn't have got

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Speaker 2: there if you set it up. So huge moment at

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Speaker 2: the end of the show. There you guys will hear

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Speaker 2: the weekend review. We ask Italians to pretend to not

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Speaker 2: be Italian, which was magic.

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Speaker 1: One Italian called Marco just did not get it, and

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Speaker 1: I think you guys will all get a good laugh

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Speaker 1: out of that. We talked about throwing hail Mary's into

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Speaker 1: celebrities dms because wildly Nick Curios has slipped into Rita

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Speaker 1: Aura's DMS.

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Speaker 2: I mean, wow, how the celebs live? It's crazy, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: We do.

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Speaker 2: Actually, lots of people slip into other people's dams. You

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Speaker 2: should have you ever slipped into someone's DM, big famous name, like,

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Speaker 2: throw a huge name out there, You've never? I don't

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Speaker 2: think so well if I never slipped into anyone's dams anyone. Wait,

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Speaker 2: there's two even questions. Big name you want to go?

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Speaker 2: The big name thing? Ellie from The Bachelor obviously? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: you slipped into Eli from the bat There you go,

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Speaker 2: slipped into Eli the Bachelorett's.

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Speaker 1: And you actually you hear the messages that I did

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Speaker 1: send in this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Won't give it away.

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Speaker 1: Now we pitchure O rejected ideas I won. Not a

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Speaker 1: big deal but huge. So look, guys, enjoy the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Have a bloody good weekend as well. If you're listening

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Speaker 1: to us on the weekend, have you enjoyed yourself with

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Speaker 1: a nice lemonade? Maybe doing some lawnmowing in the backyard? There,

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Speaker 1: I have a good bit of bit, just a picture

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Speaker 1: of lemonade.

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Speaker 2: What was that sound that you just read that you just.

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Speaker 1: A picture of lemonade after mowing the lawn and like

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Speaker 1: one of those nice outdoor chairs that you can lie

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Speaker 2: Isn't that just the dream? I stopped listening about a

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Speaker 2: minute ago. Enjoy the podcast. Everyone seen Monday. Yeah, so sad.

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Speaker 4: And where is fudbody does care?

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: I mean I tell you what Italians are not in

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Speaker 1: the good books today here in Australia. Why well, look,

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Speaker 1: I'd hate people to go out and be disrespectful towards Italians,

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Speaker 1: of course, But today in the news I read that

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Speaker 1: Italy was supposed to be sending two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand units of the COVID vaccine Rezenica. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: today news came out. They've pulled out. They're no longer

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Speaker 1: just kept it. They've they've held onto it because they think,

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Speaker 1: they said, Australia's COVID numbers are so low, it's probably fair.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of a waste to be sending two

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand units of the astra Zenica cases

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Speaker 1: for days they do, yes, but at the end of

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Speaker 2: So it's not fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Well look it's there's their vaccine, so they can do

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Speaker 1: what they want. But you know, having said that, you know,

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Speaker 1: gentlemen's agreement, you said you were going to send them.

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Speaker 2: You are a fence hitter. Are they bad for doing it,

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Speaker 2: for not sending it? Are the Yeah, I'm off them, thanks.

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Speaker 1: But I feel good. I know it feels terrible if

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Speaker 1: I'm really anxious, my anxiety is picking. But because of

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Speaker 1: this whole story, I suspect I suspect that there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of Italians in Australia right now that would potentially

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Speaker 2: Going underground.

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Speaker 1: The question I ask is, given that the Italian accent

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Speaker 1: similar to a bit we did yesterday was I don't

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Speaker 2: Thick accent, Yeah, thick Italian accent. Real song the old

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want to hear from you. We just

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Speaker 1: want thick Italian accents. Now calling the show and we

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Speaker 1: put you to the test right after this next song,

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Speaker 2: Can you hide your italianestness? So we're asking yes, The

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Speaker 2: weekend review is right up next. I'm very much looking

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Speaker 2: forward to that. Actually, our audio producer Tim has warning

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Speaker 2: If you do some prosthetic fingers, get in touch.

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Speaker 5: But right now, if you have a thick Italian accent, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why because Italy have pulled out of giving us giving

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Speaker 1: That was an agreement that was made and they've decided

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Speaker 2: We're going to hang on to them. Sounds like they've

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Speaker 2: distributed the vaccine. That's what's happened. Yeah, maybe Owen called

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Speaker 2: up the Italian PM. What's his name? The Italian PM

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Speaker 1: But anyway, but because of that, maybe some Italians in

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Speaker 1: All right. So we've got Sonya who has called the

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Speaker 2: Uh, Sonya, where are you from?

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm Scottish. I'm from Edinbok.

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Speaker 2: When when did you come to Australia?

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Speaker 2: I got a question for you.

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Speaker 1: So I've got free pizza and pasta back at my place,

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Speaker 1: literally killograms.

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Speaker 2: Does that interest you?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, Sonya. Your accent was awful, but

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Speaker 7: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to fuck Gosh, shouldn't change his name. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Marco. Marco, where are you from?

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Speaker 1: I Mat, I'm from Verona.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the gig's up already. Man, you didn't

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Speaker 2: get very far there. I wouldn't mind hearing again. Then, Marca,

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Speaker 8: I like to go sailing. I like to go cut salami,

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Speaker 2: Are you just speaking Italian now, Marco? Or are you

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Speaker 8: The first one you want to listen to?

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Speaker 2: All this Italian? I'm not you got the bits at

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Speaker 1: Just to remind the Italians that you are trying to

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've got Jessica here, Jessica Italy. Jessica, where are

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Speaker 9: I'm from Ali.

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Speaker 3: I'm from Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Wow, good Jessica. What do you do for work?

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Speaker 9: I'm an actor?

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Speaker 2: You're what? Sorry? And you're an actor lost it a

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Speaker 1: She brought it back, Jessica, back at my place. I've

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Speaker 1: actually managed to bring Pavarotti back to life, and he's

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Speaker 1: going to be performing in my backyard. Would you like

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Speaker 9: No, I don't like him for that.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking about watching the movie Italian Job. You

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jessica, who's Shane warn.

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Speaker 2: let's hear the real deal. You're Italian?

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Speaker 3: Yes i am.

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Speaker 9: I've been here for a few years ago, so my

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Speaker 9: accent I've been training it. I've been trying to get

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Speaker 2: Job, And you're sounding really good, mate. I think we've

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Speaker 2: all we'll probably all want to hear a little bit

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Speaker 2: just say that you're listening to Willim Woody is that right,

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Speaker 10: Us in Italian the Will and Woody, we are a

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Speaker 10: better sake.

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Speaker 2: Since the weekend review weekends just about to start, guys,

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Speaker 2: we're five minutes away from that. But before we take

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Speaker 2: you there, we're going to take you back to the

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Speaker 2: most delished bits from this week previous week on Will

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Speaker 2: and Woody. Because you know, a lot of people don't

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Speaker 2: know what I'm is. It's women Woodies Weekend Review. Woods.

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Speaker 2: This week started off with less of a bang and

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Speaker 2: more of a when I challenged you to use the

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Speaker 2: toilet of a stranger's house.

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Speaker 1: Hey, go, is there, I could your bathroom.

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Speaker 2: You're not only.

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Speaker 7: United in that guy's toilet, but also left him a

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Speaker 7: this as you were trying to beat the clock, one

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Speaker 1: Well, this week you really came into your own there

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Speaker 1: and taught us a whole bunch of big Woods that

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Speaker 1: we didn't know. You know what a phrase sexual is, Woods,

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Speaker 1: I've got an idea of what a pray sexual.

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Speaker 2: We're going to be transparent about it. Okay, did you

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Speaker 2: want me to lie there?

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Speaker 1: But aside from that, I think the best thing you

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Speaker 2: Describe, well, you know what, crashing the custard track, rinsing

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Speaker 2: and I think everyone knows what you mean by that.

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Speaker 2: Do you get us away from drilling the dingo woods?

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Speaker 2: You and I were having a much more serious discussion

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Speaker 2: about falling in love?

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Speaker 2: A woman was arrested in Oklahoma after they found Cheeto

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Speaker 2: Amazing, absolutely amazing bread crumbs stand that's that's good. So

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Speaker 12: Have you actually followed crumbs? Crumbs, crumbs either one to

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Speaker 2: Now we've opened it up a little bit. Oh man,

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Speaker 2: And yet and yet our producer has put me in here,

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 2: I'll give you the death slot. And then he's gone,

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Speaker 2: how about that topic you've spoken about before, finding crumbs

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Speaker 3: For it.

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Speaker 2: Me my favorite about that audio. Yeah, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: This is getting a bit sad. I don't think I

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the dog story. Yeah, the cheese, the wheel

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Speaker 8: How do you eat the whole wheel of cheese?

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Speaker 2: How do you do that?

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Speaker 8: It's actually I'm not even mad.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. My dog ate a whole wheel of cheese.

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Speaker 2: My life resembled a movie. There's been called numerous times.

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Speaker 2: That's it my idea. Look, look, I'm gonna be honest

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Speaker 1: but I've just gone deep with my idea today. And

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Speaker 1: it is thirteen one oh six five. When was the

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Speaker 1: worst time to find a hole? Why am I doing that?

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Speaker 2: Idea?

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Speaker 1: A woman found a hole in her wall in her apartment,

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Speaker 1: which led to a man there was like a dude

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Speaker 1: living in her wall.

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Speaker 2: Wow, so extraordinary? Can I ask your question? Story? I mean,

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Speaker 2: I had to poke holes in your bit. That's what

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Speaker 2: I've been doing on air. If we did the bit. No,

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Speaker 2: but this is a good time to find a hole

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Speaker 2: for me? But when is a bet? When is a

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Speaker 2: good time to find a hole? When you're poking holes in?

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Speaker 1: I would say if you were drowning in a ginormous balloon,

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Speaker 1: it'd be a good time to find a hole in

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Speaker 1: that balloon.

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Speaker 2: So he releases the water and you live. Who's drowning

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Speaker 2: in a balloon? Bro that I man, you threw it

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Speaker 2: at me and I nailed thirteen one.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, we've got people now voting.

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Speaker 2: There's never a good time to find a hole if

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Speaker 2: you're a fish finding a hole in a net, yeah,

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Speaker 2: good time.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're going to go to all the fishes, Sam,

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Speaker 1: Whose idea do you want to hear?

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Speaker 2: Will's is?

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Speaker 1: When did your life resemble a movie? Mine is worst

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Speaker 1: time to find a whole? Who do you want to hear.

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Speaker 8: The movie? The movie sounds a bit better, to be honest.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, it's fair, you're honest. I'm hurt. You might

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Speaker 2: have been hurt by that fish bit at the end,

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Speaker 2: you were looking good. You took me there. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: haven't poked a bad hole in there for you, manjen

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Speaker 2: On thirty one and six five Gen talk to us

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Speaker 2: which rejected idea do you want to hear?

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Speaker 9: Oh they're pretty good, Woody, you're my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You didn't answer the question though, like when's a

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Speaker 2: good time to find a hole?

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Speaker 9: When is a good time to find a hole?

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Speaker 2: Exactly?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't play this game. Let's go to Emily. I'm

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Speaker 2: just trying to save you, bro. I just want trying

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Speaker 2: to say we don't have a spot. We're going to

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Speaker 2: no calls up next, We're got to there's heaps of

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Speaker 2: options of worst TI.

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Speaker 1: I'm not asking to find a Sorry, dirty politician, I'm

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Speaker 1: a dirty politician about that?

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Speaker 2: For insult? Emily, which one you want to hear life

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Speaker 2: resembled a movie? Or worst time to find a hole?

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Speaker 3: Well, you've gotta move on from the movie.

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Speaker 1: Way.

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Speaker 2: Everyone wants to hear it. Nobody likes you. You're dirty politician.

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Speaker 2: Worst time to find a whole? Love your work, Emily?

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Speaker 1: All right, everyone, thirteen one O six five is our number.

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Speaker 1: When was the worst time to find a whole? I mean, struth.

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Speaker 1: You might have been on a shot or something you

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Speaker 1: found a hole in your boat. That'd be a shocking time.

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Speaker 2: But that's just one example. Leave it to you, guys.

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Speaker 1: Worst time to find there's a hole in the show.

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Speaker 2: I tell you that much right now. Rejected ideas this week,

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Speaker 2: unfortunately woulds as one. It's will and woodies. Rejected ideas.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, lay down your sword, sir.

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Speaker 1: You know it's a good idea. The battle's over. We're

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Speaker 1: in the chained rooms. Tell me it's great. I hate

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Speaker 1: this idea, okay? Thirty one O six five showing.

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Speaker 2: Radio question you regret it immediately.

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Speaker 1: No, we've got an amazing array of calls already. Let's

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Speaker 1: find out thirty one oh six five is the number

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Speaker 1: when was the worst time to find a hole.

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Speaker 2: That's a cheap pun. It's a cheap pun. And we

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Speaker 2: all know Aladdin's using the word hohle with a w there. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's go to Kimberly if.

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Speaker 1: We can, please why it's a pun, will it's a

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Speaker 1: cheap pun real quick. The reason we're doing this is

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Speaker 1: because this woman in the US found a hole behind

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Speaker 1: a mirror in an apartment and it proved that there

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Speaker 1: was like a dude living in her walls, like in

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Speaker 1: the Matrix, you.

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Speaker 2: Know the scene I'm talking about. Let's go to Kimberly

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Speaker 2: here thirteen one oh six five. You know, no one

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Speaker 2: knows what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: More, let's go to Kimberly.

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Speaker 11: The walls, through the walls, Kimberly.

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Speaker 2: When did you find a hole?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 9: So that actually happened yesterday. So I was just, yeah,

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Speaker 9: at the gym, fell my thing, and I've just gone

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Speaker 9: to pop a lunch and I've just looked down at

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Speaker 9: my crotch and notice that there's a hole between my

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Speaker 9: parents where the where the cro is. Yeah, it's not great,

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Speaker 9: you know, And I've got a pretty big girl. So

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Speaker 9: when my size are rubbing together. It just doesn't really

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Speaker 9: feel great. I'm sure other women can relate.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and obviously some men, me included the thunder

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Speaker 1: fires tend to rub a little bit good on you.

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Speaker 2: Kimberly.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you had a sorry, don't like there was

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Speaker 1: an undergarment under the under the tights though.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, look, of course, of course, yeah, there's not better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Gimberly.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Christian now thirty sixty five Christian, when

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Speaker 1: did you find a hole?

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Speaker 8: About five years ago? I used to work at a

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Speaker 8: little sweet shop and I used to take the shop

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Speaker 8: money home with me and give it to the boss

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Speaker 8: the next day. And I lost seven and a half

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Speaker 8: grand on the train of red perone. I found a

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Speaker 8: hole in my pocket.

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Speaker 2: Seven and a half thousand dollars fill through the hole

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Speaker 2: I got home, and that was just cash money for

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Speaker 2: a sweet shop.

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Speaker 8: That's sound.

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Speaker 1: To be honest with the boys, you stole the money, Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean even and a half thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Christians, stop.

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Speaker 8: All that money.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you no, thanks, Let's go to carry now,

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Speaker 1: carry bring us home.

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Speaker 2: I just was that was outrageous.

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Speaker 8: Story has told me for about fifteen years fishing.

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Speaker 3: With the boys. You know, only girl on the boat.

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Speaker 2: How many on the boat carry about five ge whiz.

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Speaker 13: They gave me a bucket so I could go to

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Speaker 13: the toilet, and it was only when I was chipping

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Speaker 13: it over the side that we realized there was a

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Speaker 13: hole in the bucket.

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Speaker 2: Oh and my tea went all.

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Speaker 9: Over the boat and all over me, and very just

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Speaker 9: literally pissed themselves laughing.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy for the last few seen years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bloody hell, I bet they have. Apparently it's a

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Speaker 1: good antiseptic urine, So you've cleaned the butt. You anonymously

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Speaker 1: there's a jellyfish sting and just roll around on the

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Speaker 1: floor of the butt, you know, because the urine helps that.

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Speaker 1: Now you're doing that thing where you don't talk and

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Speaker 1: let me fill the space.

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Speaker 2: And I know what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, but like the gear coming

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Speaker 1: out of my mouth is entertaining, so not embarrassing.

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